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the

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la

operator thank you I will try it again

thank you I will try it

again Los Angeles calling Mr Tom L Singh

Chinatown Exchange San Francisco

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get me the test

set it's down the wagon can't you do

without it go on D and get it you going

to be a primon all your

life Olive neutral 16 shows damp is

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laundry war in central got

it Drexel

2470 investigate out of service got it

okay

say do you have to be born with a talent

for that or do you learn it by

practicing well practice help Mr of

course it's nothing like being born with

a good eye like I got I never missed

this thing once in a 100 times why' your

transfer slip s under your nose that's

what I mean by having a good eye no

you're a troubleshooter in the isua

exchange a matter of fact I was the isua

exchange I put in the system I took care

of all the trouble in fact I was the

head of the entertainment committee at

the church what do you want to be

transferred here for well it wasn't

exactly my own idea you see Mr Richard

is a general manager he figured that you

could use a really good man here in the

city so he ordered to me transferred I

see well it seems a Pity to deprive ausa

of a personality like yours you're

absolutely right but look at it this way

Aus has lost Los Angeles has

gained well you want a match why don't

take a minute

neighbor

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kind a styish you didn't it oh I us pull

things like that in the zoos all the

time just when that were born and sent

for

youor what did I do to deserve this want

me to go with you Mr

Regan no sense of humor where are gram

and Suter ain't checked in yet well in

that case then somebody else will have

oh hello Joe I was just looking for you

I've got a couple little chop chop jobs

for you don't mind work do you oh no no

no I love it especially on a night like

this when I get a date now where's Dan

wasn hey there's something else I want

to talk to you about Joel how do you

like your job fine why how' you like a

better one what for

instance well it seems that M Bell wants

to show her appreciation for the quality

of work you've been given her I got

notice from the general office today

that starting Monday you're promoted

yeah promoted down to what promote it up

my boy Foreman's job fifth district oh

no no thanks I'll stay right here well

have you lost your mind you'll have 14

men on you better hours easier work yeah

yeah and get callous as my can from

sitting in a stuffy office all day and

double my laundry Bill sending out those

white collars no thanks Mr rean I'm okay

where I

am that sounds screwy you I suppose but

I'm a very funny guy some people live

for riches and luxury others like a

Fireside a Shady Tree a comfortable bed

but I'm a guy that lives for the thrill

and excitement I get out of life I broke

my own man's heart when I wouldn't go to

work in his pinch up that was 10 years

ago ever since then I've been doing the

things I wanted to do most no matter

what and where they are and right now I

think being a troubleshooter a swell the

constant hurry the Everlasting change

the unexpected adventure has got under

my

skin I don't know man my old man dropped

me on my nut when I was a baby but

that's the way it is

anyway wish we had more like it Joe yeah

you tell us

got get dirty again my little man we got

night work to do not tonight I can't

means overtime I know but I got

my mother's been very ill I promised to

see her tonight it's all right I'll take

care of these jobs myself it'll be a

relief

okay wait a minute I got somebody go

along with

you hey Casey yes

you this is Casey he's from AA where he

was tough troubleshooter Chief comedian

and filler of the church take him along

with you so we can show you how to do

those jobs the way they should be done

this is Joe Graham hi hello

Joe I told you a comedian now ask him

for a match oh no Mr ran I never repeat

the same gag on the same day now is yeah

how would you like to pick up those

tools and ay yourself out of that

trouble wagon okay Jo boy it only takes

a

minute valent job at all

times put the tools in the car be with

him a minute the

car information please

information never

mind information

please

information never

mind information

please hi sweetheart C you quick as

usual this

time what information do you wish please

what's a matter supervisor hanging

around say listen I I'm stuck again I

got to do overtime uh just one moment

please listen Joe this is the fourth

time you stood me up well honey I can't

help it if there's work to do I got to

do it don't I but I never know when I

make a date with you whether you're

going to keep it or not what's he doing

dogging it again more

overtime but I can't talk anymore Joe

she's coming back now yes I'm good and

mad oh wait a minute wait a minute don't

go away will I see you at lunch tomorrow

I'm sorry sir we do not have that

information I'm sorry sir we do not have

that

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information never a d over with Casey

that's my motto You're Building yourself

up for a good clip on the chin you know

know that don't

you no sense of humor what

kind

in I

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ain't tell you know something pal me me

and you going to work together don't you

think we ought to know a little about

each other all right go on tell me all

bite yourself I can hardly

wait n no that would take weeks and

weeks what I mean is I uh well you ought

to know but now that I'm pretty

attractive to the

ladies what are you trying to do warn me

that you're all to steal my girl oh no

nothing like that I didn't even know you

had a girl no I never kind of fell out

that is in unless the brw in make it's

beyond

control is he

dead

thoroughly don't touch that I'm just

trying to reconstruct a crime you get

your fingerprints on that receiver and

you'll reconstruct yourself at the end

of a rope but what do we do find in a

case like this it's best to call your

own investigator saves you being tried

for murder you wait here and don't touch

anything

hey

cold in the

macro hello give me rean

please hello Mr Regan this is GRA dexel

6542 receiver off the hook there's a

step laying on the floor in the living

room you better phone the investigator

tell them to bring a cop with him there

might be dirty work okay Joe I'll have

them right over you wait till they get

there before you go on your next

assignment yeah I got to run back I left

that isua with the stiff anything's L

happen

Okay well Joe gra so we got the goods on

you last H hi Lieutenant Captain you

like have been promoted oh you know

where the body is buried

huh oh Captain Flynn I want you to meet

Casey he got a theory on how this

happened yeah murder plain murder well

that glass there smells a whiskey if

you'll notice very closely over there in

that a tray there's two different brands

of cigarette stubs

yeah well here's your two brands of

cigarettes right in his pocket there is

whiskey in the glass but this guy was a

boozy you can tell that by looking at

him well there's nothing here for me

case of heart failure probably fell it

coming on tried to get the phone before

he could talk he dropped

dead well give me a ring some time Joe

you're quite a stranger yeah if I ever

get in the jam I'll let you get me out

you get in the jam I'll frame you in

steel and throw away the keys

Grand that guy's all together too cocky

why if this thing had have happened to

zza we'd have had to murder in the pan

right now uhhuh I can imagine come

on Le your fingerprints on that

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phone

yeah telephone men there's nothing wrong

with our phone we got to get your

terminal in there to make some changes

on the Main

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Line This is the Power Club I got to be

cow here all right it won't take us

long come

on back with this thanks you fell a step

on it won't you yeah I sure

you

come on control your mind ISU we got

work to do beautiful skin which one the

one she's sitting on the

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tiger Shin up that pole out there in the

alley and make those cross connections

then talk back to me on the first line

no sooner said than done you know even

as a kid I used to like

him

Tigers give it back please it's all I've

got please I've spent plenty on you it

won't hurt you to give me back a little

here here what take got $10 away from me

oh cut it all down give it back to her

BL I know what I'm doing she does me a

lot more than 10 bucks a little please

Dan you're cockey you can keep the money

only go away I'm not leaving till I'm

good and ready he you're kind of rough

with your sick mother ain't you what are

you doing here my Mother's Little

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Helper I suppose you're going to shoot

off your M riging about listen you said

I never did like you and I never will

see now that I know you got more ways

than want to make of money it's going to

be swell with me when you get fired and

I won't have to help either this rean

ain't so dumb you got one foot on a

banana peeling your Fanny's aim right

for the sidewalk I go on home and sleep

it off before I lose my temper and let

you have

it want me to help you I'm doing all

right

screw I'll get myself some black coffee

yeah you need

it

that's telling them big boy you work

together yeah marless Dan and I are old

friends funny I never met you before Dan

and I don't mix socially that's too bad

cuz then I'd have met you sooner when

you finally got your bre in you hello

Casey how is it come on per circulate

lots of people coming in

Casey hey

Casey who's on this Line This is Police

Headquarters no I'm sorry this is a

telephone man I'll drop off hello hello

will you please get

off hello hello Murphy I'm here Chief

we've had a lot of complaints about that

gambling joined at 1483 Union close it

up bring in the proprietor and the days

okay

chief I'm sorry Joe I don't want you to

think I lay down on you all right never

mind hey did you hear that they're going

to raid this joint H down well I'm only

telling you all right you told me now

shut up don't be sorry Joe it won't

happen again all right all right forget

it come on isua let's

go I just got the we going ra the J just

this minute goodbye number

62 I'll be seeing

you another bad looking B

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all through

yeah nothing wrong Joe you never can

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tell

thank you

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boy matter I got a shiny nose here no I

was just looking to see if I need the

shave what are you doing for lunch oh

eating mostly I'm expecting my girl and

her roommate to stick around I'll

introduce you

girl the roommate are blind probably she

was a blue NE today before you like d

they hello honey hello hi there poison I

got something for you what you've got I

can do without this is Casey a big shot

from muuza this is Miss Greenwood how do

you do how you do and that is Miss bisy

Bren how are you Miss Bren

hungry oh wise craer

huh coming wa in a

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minute Sor me shouldn't I be uh-huh I'm

never going to make a date with you

again oh sure you are in about a month

I'm going to be silly enough to ask you

and you're going to be silly enough to

say

yes glad at me again no I'm not why I

just heard you turned on an offer of

promotion that's right oh Joe why did

you now listen baby if you want me and I

don't see how you can help it you got to

take me as I am and I ain't the sort of

a guy that can sit in an office all day

you know that and I can't wear white

collars they don't fit the size or the

color of my neck I got to work with with

my hands yes cuz you haven't got any

brains uh-uh I wouldn't have picked you

I had any brains would

I come on let's

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eat you have got brains job just won't

use them I don't want to use them gives

me a headache what are you going to eat

oh some salad I think what are you

talking about how you going to take care

of those kids on salad give her some

roast beef rare I'll take the same what

kids those seven or eight that are going

to call you Mama meet Papa yeah aren't

you ever

serious aren't you interested in making

more money more D I'm doing all right I

got

plenty any vegetables there no I'll

never be able to finish this roast

double order spinach for both of us Joe

I don't like spinach it's good for you

it puts hes in your

whates you going to bully me all my life

yep taking care of you is bullying you

that's what I'm I'm going to do two

hunks of that apple pie no I never eat

pie you'll eat this or wipe it off your

chin oh you'll have me weighing a ton

that's SM that'll be more of your love

if you don't mind me saying so miss Bren

you you don't eat enough are you trying

to reduce well I could take off a couple

of pounds and still uh sit

comfortable no that's a mistake I

believe every woman should have what

nature intended her to have and in all

the places she intended her to have it

well if you think Nature's been ski on

me

honey oh ain't nature

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Grand how you two getting along oh come

on Mr Casey just gave me an interesting

little nature talk

yes I just tell her Miss band that she

ought to keep what she's got don't worry

I intend

to over the way where's Dan I left him

downstairs he's got a little hangover

he's trying to get rid of oh don't be so

high half I like a guy that takes a

drink once in a while it gives him

something I don't care if he drinks but

the guy's a lug he's no good in Spades

going to get the air someday and I

wouldn't be surprised if I gave it to

him if you ask me I think your

boyfriend's burned up C you and I with

Dan the

other you did what with who well you

were working overtime so you're too timy

I'm not married to you yet if I want to

go out not what H you want not if you

want to keep me hanging around well if

that's the way you feel I'm not so sure

I want you hanging around you're

entirely unreasonable Joe you've been

everywhere all around the world seen

everything and done everything you never

want to go out at night cuz every place

is an old old story to you but it's not

to me I get a kick out of stepping out

and enjoying myself like any normal girl

would you didn't think so much about

working your fool head off and risking

your life just for the stupid thrill of

it we'd be a lot more congeni

after we're married if we ever are I'll

be perfectly willing to sit at home and

da on your socks and listen to your

stories about Asia and Africa and South

America or what have you but right now I

want a little fun and a few laughs and

if I feel like going out with Dan or

anybody else who's been nice to me I'm

going if I've hurt your feelings I'm

sorry what's the matter with eth she

looked like she was

crying Mr Graham aren't you yeah Mr Egan

wants to see you in his office with your

helper right away please oh come on you

heard what you said didn't

you well I hope there'll be no gun play

what there is I hope you're in

it want to see me Regan this is Joe

Graham one of our a troubleshooters

Sergeant Markley Dan Suter Joe's

assistant you were testing at 1483 Union

last night weren't you yeah you happened

to cut in on a conversation between the

chief of detectives and Sergeant Murphy

here uh that's right how much of that

conversation you over here practicly not

I dropped off as soon I found I was on a

busy line M

you over hear that conversation I wasn't

working with Jill last night oh yeah I

know that isusa goof was with you Casey

so that's it why what's this all about

boss well Sergeant Murphy here got

orders to close that joint you were

working in somebody overheard the

conversation and tipped them off when

the police got there the place was

empty Casey overhear this conversation

too yeah that probably explains it get

Casey here wait a minute

in case you didn't do it

boss well are you going to come clean or

do I have to slap it out of you what are

you talking about what are you trying to

do make me the py S was at that gambling

joint last night as a guest I dropped

off the line as soon as I found the cops

were talking Casey didn't he hung on

then he came in and told me what he

overheard he was with us then as Casey

and I were leaving the joint we saw the

proprietor hand this son of a this guy

some dough it's a dirty

Li

anything else Mr Igan no that's all Joe

thanks you're

welcome check in your tools draw what's

coming to you then get out of here

so you're taking Joe grin's word against

mine anytime and on anything now get

out

yeah

who oh wait a

minute it's the pride of Aza Casey he

wants to come up and see me well have

him up I guess I can stand it no I don't

know he ain't much of a bargain

and his intentions are probably strictly

dishonorable come right up Mr

Casey

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uhhuh when are you going to get that guy

off of your

mind well I did think at least he might

try to get in touch with me say listen

if I had what you got I wouldn't be

worrying about anything running around

in

pants there's the Wonder Boy

now hello yall I was colon willbot from

Dallas Texas I extend my greetings to

you lovely ladies well quit posing in

the door there Colonel we recognize you

yes ma'am yes ma'am see I brought a

friend along step in Mr Graham I want

you to meet these lovely ladies Miss

Bren Miss Greenwood Mr

gram step on in a little the lovely

ladies are so happy to see us

aren't you

ladies oh it's that good old southern

hospitality it's been a very jovial

evening we want to thank you for the tea

and cakes R get the

horses well now that you're in you might

just as well park it you see they want

us they need us Mr Graham step in a

little Mr Graham or Joe we laughingly

call him down in Dallas has invited us

all out for the

evening I'm sorry I'll try not to be

jealous again and I promise not to lose

my temper

again look at here look at here if I'm

Joe's assistant well I got to do the

things he's got to

do did that come all the way from isua

or Dallas no ma'am that's that's just

mallas I ain't a Zeo you yet but I'll

get to all that later oh honey I can

hardly wait you are lucky woman come on

get on your bibs and Tuckers girls we're

going to the Grove quick we're going to

the

gr

yeah hello

who no I can't see you now who is it I'm

going out Dan some other time please

couldn't I come up for just a minute

Ethel I've got something important to

tell you no no don't come up well I'll

come

down it's Dan he wants to see me for a

minute he has something important to

tell me you don't mind do you sure I

mind oh now you're going to start all

over again you said just a minute ago

you wouldn't be jealous what is it Joe

don't you trust

me well if you want to wait I'll be back

in a

minute

Dan you mustn't come here anymore Joe's

upstairs and he doesn't like it after

all we are going to be married you know

he's terribly jealous yeah I can second

that why what do you mean he got me

fired today he didn't I ought to

know he told Reagan a rotten line then

to top it off he sucked me in the

stomach you can't tell me he did it for

any other reason except that he knows

that I'm well that I like you oh I'm

terribly sorry Dan I know Joe's awfully

hot blooded and all that but I certainly

didn't think he'd carry it that

far what number do you call to get the

riot

Squad listen Dan I don't want any more

trouble with you but if you don't stay

away from Ethel what I did you this

afternoon is just going to be a sample

of what I'm going to do to you Joe

please please you've caused enough

unpleasantness already oh so you're

taking his side are you oh you're

impossible I never seem to be able to do

anything but quarrel with you I don't

want to oh I'm sick of it I wish you'd

go okay that's all I wanted to

hear don't cry honey he isn't worth it I

got a car outside we'll take a drive

down to the beach oh he's so

unreasonable sometimes I could kill him

some fresh air will do you good come on

Etha Maisie I'm going out with Dan I'll

be home

early well things seem to been happening

downstairs 's going out with Dan I

suppose Joe is going far into the

night leaves us at the exact point of

where we

started well what do we do

now what do you mean what do we all do

now oh I'm heading for the L round

up okay give me the

Cutters yes the

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minute give me the

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pliers

hey what's the

idea see you might have killed that guy

Joe I don't know what's the matter with

me I'm all thums I know what's the

matter with you so do you but you ain't

doing nothing about it give me another

pair of pliers all right wa mayy talks

you know that will feel just as bad

about things as you do who told you I

felt bad about it and pliers you just

Dro you know the trouble with you is Joe

you don't realize I mean you don't

understand the psychology of women now

out Ina if you mention losing to me

again you're going to follow those

pliers all right no sense of

you she ain't working at the telephone

company no more you mean she got fired

nah she quit she's working in an office

downtown doing what I don't know that's

all mayy told me course she quit the

company so there be no chance of running

into me huh no I don't think it was like

that well I'm quitting too you're doing

what I'm quitting tomorrow or Saturday

think I'll run down to s ped and get on

a boat for China or someplace this town

and this job are getting on my nerves ah

listen you won't like it in China I've

been there and I like it

fine maybe I'll get on a boat that don't

touch Shore for 6 months that's better

still and I've done that too and it's

all right all right all right I see you

in no mood for further enlightment on a

subject to love so I'll just give

up where are we going now it's around

here

somewhere

this is it what's the GRE here that's

much get the

tools which one of these joints is it

the real estate

office man what's wrong with your

t

hello Joe gra Bandy 3476 reported in

trouble call me back will

you there's nothing wrong with that

phone hello okay what'd you send for a

repair man for nobody cold from

here oh in that case Casey's building

himself up for a good cloud in the chin

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like your new job yes it's all

right getting a lot of do

enough oh we seem to be running out of

conversation no we

haven't you got anything to say to me

well I think it's you who should do all

of the talking all right I will do the

talking I'm blown town tomorrow the next

day goodbye and good luck oh

Joe I don't know which one of us was at

fault but these last few weeks I've and

very yeah yeah me

too I'll let's stop being

foolish

let's any phone calls e no none anybody

come

in no no

one oh number 62 remember me

Dan's working here too huh yes he's the

manager nice going and you're working

for him that's

Dandy hi baby see you long time still at

the same place oh no I have an apartment

of my own now it has a phone too no

kidding that's an innovation why don't

you come up and fix it for me what's the

matter with it not a thing only come up

and fix it anyway well certainly

certainly certainly anything to oblig a

lady Pearl is the name and the address

is

uh wait a minute I'll write it down for

you pencil

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please

thanks all that will you come in a

minute what did he want why he he didn't

come here to see me no he um he came

about the telephone was there anything

wrong with it

yes I could have taken care of that but

it's all right app that's all for

now he had me worried for a minute do

you think he suspects anything no say

why were you so interested in him what's

wrong with saying hello I don't like him

that's enough ain't it ah dry up you two

you're getting to sound more like Gracie

and Allen every day come on Martin

Listen sweetheart if I want to talk to

somebody I'm going to do it whether you

like it or not You Don't Own Me and

don't you forget I was the one that

introduced you to Max and Martin and

another another thing what's the idea

having that good-looking Dame always

hanging around she's just working here I

catch on nice work if you can get it if

you don't like it you can get out I've

got my belly full and you might as well

know it that's well I've had all I can

stand too only when you get paid off I

want my cutc and if I don't get it I'm

going to yell so loud you can hear me

all the way to the police station you'll

get your check only hurry up and blow

you're giving me a

headache

have you got him I'm connected with

their office wire but there's nothing

happening

hello oh yes how are you Mr P hello

Parsons say listen I'm just telephoning

to tell you I have all the stocks I need

at this particular moment and I sh be

doing any more buying for the next

couple of

months I say I sh be doing any buying

for the next few

months what's the matter can't you hear

me there seems to be something the

matter with this phone I haven't been

hearing well of it for the last couple

of weeks somebody's beating me to the

punch every stock I'm interested in

jumps before I get a chance to buy it it

almost appears as if some other person

were getting information as to my

activities well afraid that winds us up

what do you mean Fuller's quit dealing

with our next door

neighbor says somebody seems to have a

lot of information about his stock

deals well that's that anyway it was

good while it

lasted I'll make out your checks make

out three separate ones this time will

you Martin that's what you wish you

coming Max no I'll hang on a little

while longer you never can

tell this apart all right hey MX here's

your cut

okay here's yours now thank

you oh by the way what's that young

lady's name who oh pear uh as a matter

of fact she's got so many names I don't

know which one she'd want him to check

well I'll leave the name space she can

fill it in you'll see that she gets it

sure

thing goodbye miss oh Goodbye Mr

Martin liing no just changing the

ribbon

you seem to be having a tough

time I don't know why you ever hired me

as a secretary that's why I'm

firing

oh well I can't blame you I suppose I

shouldn't have taken the job in the

first place I wasn't fitted for it might

as well give you your closing check now

let to see if I got the amount

right what's this mean not enough no I

don't understand I just saw Martin a big

chunk of real estate that check

represents half the commission I want

you to have it because I want you to

look at us as partners I don't you and

me well I can't take it D why not well

because we're not Partners we will be

I'm going down to Mexico City soon on

sort of a combined business and pleasure

trip I want you to come with me that

check is so you can play your own way

just so you won't feel indebted to me

now you know that won't do why not I

don't take trips to Mexico with anybody

I'm really in love with you we crazy

about you the Mexico City's a swell

place for a honeymoon a friend of mine

wants me to inspect his property down

there a big Ranch we'd have a wonderful

time what do you say e I don't know what

to

say take this one meanwhile please just

as a

gift uhuh I can't take that till I make

up my mind oh i' smudged

it that doesn't matter 2,000 is still

2,000 even if it is a little dirad hey

Dan come in here

quick I told you hang out that phone

wouldn't hurt I just heard the cashier

talking to the Federal Reserve they're

expecting a shipment of treasury

certificates $2 million worth of

negotiable Securities so what just this

that stuff will be kept in their vault

over the weekend till Monday morning

well what about it what about it come

here look that BS just the other side of

this wall now 20 ft away from us come to

you're not thinking listen I can get a

couple of guys that'll go through that

wall like it was tissue paper 2 million

2 million bucks worth of negotiable

Securities I am take it easy W tapp's

tough enough but Bank Rob is good for 20

years 20 if they catch you 2 million

bucks if they don't oh well never mind

I'll get the guys and do the job myself

you clear out wait a minute what do you

mean clear out this place is in my name

they'll hook me as an accessory in that

case your choice is limited you can

either come in and get your piece of the

dough or get out and get your can in the

cooler you're absolutely set on this are

you Joel y Mr Regan absolutely set sure

you're not making a mistake probably

pulling up anchor and going places

making a mistake I'm making it but I've

been doing it all my life here isua you

admire this for a long time it's yours

oh listen Joe that set you back 20 bucks

that's okay I won't need it intii you

know just a g string when's your ship

sale Joe in about an hour Baker can you

use these oh sweetie steel thanks Joe

here's some other stuff you oh thanks

Joe you that's okay that's all my own

stuff boss yeah I know that Joe well

that's that I

guess Goodbye Mr Regan it's been nice

working for you I think you lost your

mind Joe I never had much to lose boss

well good luck to you anytime you want

to come back there's a job open for you

thanks very much I won't want it for a

long time if

ever L you ought to be tickle to death

I'm going you'll probably get my job who

wants your job listen you're the only

guy I ever met that I'd ever work under

I'm a first class troubleshooter my own

right and a good one too you just ask

anybody in NOA the reason I work than of

you is

because well

because

so long boys good luck to you all

goodbye so long boys take

care been working with you fellas don't

think too harshly of me for walking on

on you but I got Quicks in my pants and

I can't sit still in anyone plays very

long now when you guys are working up to

your hips in the mud or you're up on top

of a pole splicing wires and the high

wind and the rain think of me and the

high seas under a beautiful blue sky or

on the beach at pgoo under a great big

yellow moon Mr in the special agents

office very important Rush yes sir going

places and doing things that's your

name's idea say this is something Victor

this is your District suspicion of a wi

tapping job where that complaint from

Securities Investment corporation 16 and

flower from

where hey look boss I resigned didn't I

well I'm un resigned I'm working for you

again I'm starting with this job come on

get the tool you got to give these back

I we Sorry face I'll be needing this are

you ready kid let's

go well come on will you tell a pal what

it's all about you heard what he said

didn't you suspicion of a wire tapping

job security Investment corporation

what's that got you so hot and bothered

about well I'll tell you my little

mental genius the security Investment

corporation is next door to the globe

realy company which is run by my old

Playmate Dan Sutter real estate mod I'll

do a little subdividing on his SCH

snazzle before I get through with

him I can't understand what in Heaven's

name you're hesitating about I can't see

what there is to decide you don't

understand Maisy I love

Joe and I'm not so sure about Dan well

it seems to me it's just as easy to fall

in love with a guy with money as a guy

without it it's just a habit you've got

the wrong habit that's all yeah but

after all I do love Joe and well I just

can't turn him off like I turn off the

water faucet I've got to be

sure I'm going to call him and give him

one more chance go ahead if he'll make

any happier he'll probably hit you with

the

phone hello

hello Joe's not in lady he's not in

oh well will you just tell him e called

I can't do that lady I can't do it I

can't holler that loud he's on his way

to China he checked out this

morning

oh thank

you

Max yeah they're moving in the stuff

good don't have to hurry up H it

Boys by this time tomorrow we'll be

retired capitalist say what about that

girlfriend of yours she has a get back

from lunch yeah we'll give her the

afternoon

off hello W just finished talking long

distance to my friend of Mexico City

want we leave right away drive to no G

tonight leaveing there tomorrow in the

train have you been thinking you over

honey uh-huh well yes or

no yes oh D be

careful now look take the rest of the

the afternoon all welcome load yourself

up in a new

wardrobe I'll arrange at the bank for

you to get this cashed oh you needed I

have enough to get what I want we'll

leave sometime after midnight I'll call

you after dinner and arrange all the

details well I'll wait for your

call

hurry

yeah what did I tell you right in the

Attica dance place s you might be right

after all yeah maybe I was once before I

better get on down yeah take it easy

take it easy they might be down there if

they hear us it wouldn't be so good

besides I'm going to do this alone who

said you're going to do it alone come on

give me a

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hand you waiting here where have a hold

this thing I'm coming

to seems to be empty Saturday afternoon

maybe they're I playing golf or

something yeah maybe here come on give

me your hand

get

there go buddy you're behind the

eightball they got me case get the

cup come on buddy reach for the

clouds so we meet again the Rover boys

to the rescue time up boys nice and

tight

for

it won't be long now my cars around the

corner I'm going to bring it into the

alley

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where's the F it sounds like it's in

this front hey what's up wait a

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minute

FSE alarm looks like somebody give us

the run around don't see anything looks

like a fire around here all right let's

go home

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boys somebody must have turned into a

forse alarm to leave

him how you coming any minute

now say

wait I had an idea that

maybe but it's all

right come on boys hurry

up

hello he hi honey that's good now listen

there I called you up to tell you that

hey we're in just a minute honey you're

in the VA

yeah honey I called you up to tell you

we're leaving right away yes in about an

hour listen sweet throw some things

together and meet me up at my apartment

yeah you know on South Harvard all right

dear I'll be expecting you goodbye

something screwage coming in from all

over that neighborhood it's a triple

alarm this time they just phone they

can't find anything wrong they're coming

back get them

off back where you came from there's

another alarm all right let's go

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they lay low the Fire Equipment will

blow again we got to do something

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case what

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br

Case Case are you all right kid come on

case say something to me go on get a

doctor what you bir

B look nothing of a joke you know all of

sudden is a used to the

heat that's it that's where he lives all

right come

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on oh no oh it's terrible what's the

matter what's happened well I I rang the

bell and there wasn't any answers so I I

tried the door and it was open and I

went in

and here here

bring that girl in

here is that the guy we came after yeah

what do you know about this

Miss nothing I found him just like that

well whose gun is this I don't know

something in his

hand what's your name

Miss e

Greenwood yeah well you'll have to come

along with me why what's the idea well

we'll give you all the dope later buddy

Murphy you stay here phone the car and

get any fingerprints that may be on that

gun come on

Miss oh wait a minute

listen Bank Bandit sweetheart guilty

says district attorney looks forward to

a speedy

conviction how do you like that how do

you like that say listen she'll be out

of that c before I can say

I don't know case it looks pretty tough

what do you mean tough you don't think

she done it do you I don't know what to

think I'm talking to myself there's

plenty of evidence against her when she

said she was going to Mexico with that

guy oh oh that's what's burning you huh

you're the guy that knows all about

women the big Globe Trotter the guy with

a gallon every port so you're jealous

huh just because she wants to marry

somebody else you want to see her get a

hang I'll bust you in the nose you lug

yeah well you go ahead bust away say

listen ain't nobody fooling me you can

take one look at that eth and tell us

she would even har Mickey Mouse you said

it oh listen Chase I'm so nuts about the

girl I don't know what I'm doing I can't

sleep I can't eat I can't do anything

now she's in a jam and I can't even help

her oh well now listen Joe R up don't

let throw you kid take a look at me the

living example of the perfect Bachelor

you don't see no wom getting me down no

sir boy the oldo a blood hound is

strictly a man's man hence forth and boy

your troubles are educated me 100% de

darling oh

oh what are you talking about listen

there's the h but this G here supposed

to build up my strength uh-huh I get

it cute kid a little blonde with a turn

up nose her name was Pearl Pearl Pearl

Pearl lur yeah yeah that's the one oh

she quit you about a month ago got a

better job or a new man or something

where'd she go do you know I don't know

I don't ask girls any questions they

don't tell me anything the less you know

about them the better it

is she moved away a few days ago did she

leave any forwarding address no she

didn't in fact it was all very funny she

left at night and the next morning when

the maid went in to do up the apartment

she found a note telling me I could

rerent the apartment although it was

paid up a month in advance have you any

idea where she went a week or so ago she

told me she was going to the beach for

the summer what

beach she didn't

say how much does she owe you plenty

thanks now listen Joe don't go and make

a sucker out of yourself I know how it

is when a guy gets stuck on a Dame he

hates to believe anything but this is an

airtight case the evidence is conclusive

and you can't change facts now don't let

your crush on this girl blind you now

listen I'm not blind I know what I'm

talking about I tell you Pearl and this

shter guy were plenty thick I saw him

all over town together I saw him at

speakes I saw him at his real estate

office every place listen if the Dame

was so innocent where was she the day

said I was buried she certainly knew the

guy well enough to go to his funeral the

land lady said she left suddenly why did

she leave where did she go now listen

cap I'm telling you this name could tell

us plenty I'm not saying that lur wasn't

in on the wire tapping racket she

probably was she saw the papers got

scared and blew town when he was bumped

off but that doesn't alter the fact that

we've got a cut and dried case against

Miss Greenwood a murder case and that

has anything to do with lure wiretapping

or anything else well it's not cut and

dried as far as I'm concerned and I'll

bring this Broad in if I have to bring

her in in

pieces hav an able to make much Headway

have you now I suppose there are plenty

of people with good reasons to bump set

her off but finding who it is in another

matter say Joel you don't think that

maybe Ethel did say up until now you and

me have been pretty good friends sorry

Jo only it looks pretty tough for her

don't it yeah yeah sure it

does I check just about clch

to this is a pretty wild stab but I got

to do something have we get any records

of any phone calls to set might have man

who received that last day well what's

the matter with you Joe you know we

don't keep records out of town calls

long distance maybe but I don't know

what good that do I'm grabbing at

straws give me the records this is rean

repair service give me the records on

any out of town calls made or received

by Olympia

8146 yeah I'll hang

on how's Casey he's all right I saw him

this morning be out in a couple of days

good

what yeah that's what I want what's the

number

thanks say he did make some longdistance

calls two on Friday and three on

Saturday all to the same number in Long

Beach 62 748 uh call The Long Beach

manager tell them I'll need some help

from will you sure thing Joe get me the

Long Beach exch think you're on to

something I don't know I hope

so oh hey you I'm good and S what's the

idea going on a job without me how did

you get out of that

hospital well I was almost cured but I

heard she was going to do something

without me so I had a relapse him did I

Bo all right kid come on where we going

I promise me you won't talk okay where

you going going to hunt for a needle and

a Hy stand

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good I remember what I said about not

talking okay say why are you to

give

uh give me the record clerk

please hello this is Mr Richards will

you please get me the address on

6274 yes I'll wait un usually hot

weather we're having yeah

hello oh all right thank you it's a pay

station in a drugstore where at

Southeast corner of six in Stanley

thanks come on

cas

Joe this is it 62 748 yeah yeah hey look

I'm trying to trace a party who's been

making phone calls from here see she's

about 5 fo2 weighs 115 lbs and has very

blonde hair I know who it is you do it's

me huh my waiting heighten if you don't

think I'm a Blonde look at the ropes

listen listen I'm not kidding this is

official business well honest Mister how

do you expect me to no I thought maybe

you might all nuts thanks swell Roots

baby no sense of humor come on Cas

hey any luck no no

no hey locate me that drugstore in the

map you

surely it's right down in there all

right now give me all the phone numbers

in that area all the phone yep boy there

are a thousand of them in there how

would that help you I got a hunch who's

ever been calling from that drugstore

has got a phone they haven't used their

own phone because they're too clever

they know the calls will be traced now

the only way I know to find them is by

calling a thousand different numbers

you're setting a fine job for yourself

in case you'll help me and then

supposing you find the girl hasn't a

form what do you do then I don't know

come on will you give me the numbers

please

certainly hell I get me the uh recking

Department

please hello is Miss Pearl the tour

there

sorry oh

pear I'm sorry

hello now this a Long Beach

Crematory

sorry hello so miss pear a tour there ah

you got the wrong number ain't no lady

here who said she was a

lady

well we don't seem to be getting nowhere

getting discouraged not me listen boy

where I come from in Thea our motto is

if at first you don't succeed yeah how's

they go gathers no more well it's

something like that hello still at us

hello is Miss Pearl the tour there sorry

must have the wrong number you got yet

no it's almost 5:00 what are you boys

going to do for dinner you want me to

send something up I don't want to eat

how about you case I never eat when I'm

on the

job hello

is Miss Pearl a tour there we don't have

any Pearl here

hello Hey Joe can we use any violets

no sorry madam we can't use no violets

today I going to make a note of that

boy hello

H this par to

there is a PE

there I'm very very

sorry

what is it hello hello hello is this

Pearl who is this why why this is Joe

number 62 your boyfriend well now is

this funny or is it

funny well am I getting on the phone

this way I I had a day off and I came

over to Long Beach for a little swim and

here I run smack into you I don't get it

how did you know my number well I didn't

know your number how did you happen to

be at

65439 huh oh you're a 38 huh well now

how do you like that how do you like a

telephone expert like me ding the wrong

number is it well I was just calling a

friend of mine to get some boo we don't

need him now you and I got to get

together what do you want to get

together with me for

what oh I thought maybe it was business

well all right come on up it's 223

Ricardo three Department 6 okay Pearl

okay Pearl I'll be right up I got her I

got hey check on this right away will

you the address is 65438 it's supposed

to be 223 Ricardo verify that will right

away you get captain friend on the phone

Hall of Justice Los Angeles tell him to

send a load of cops over the Long Beach

and tell him to send a stenographer to

take down the confession I got you Joe

hello I want Captain Flynn the H of

Justice Los Ang just very important now

that's the right address good are you

hop in the cab and meet me there wait

for me okay Joe good luck kid hello this

Captain Flint uh I'm talking about Joe I

haven't done this since left that I say

I'm talking for Joe Graham Captain Flynn

we're down long

B hi baby ah how it and glad to see you

hello number 62 what's the matter you

look kind of worried me what have I got

to be worried about oh I don't know you

know I thought on the kind of dad being

bumped off I thought you might be a

little why should that worry me you tell

me what's the matter you're acting kind

of funny I am I don't feel for I feel

very serious I feel like the guy that

found that pot of go at the end of the

rainbow did you ever hear him no maybe

that was before my time say what's the

real reason you're up here that check

they found in s's apartment was your cut

on a wire tab de wasn't it

paper say it was made out to somebody by

the name of EO green come on quit

stalling you went to s's apartment and

asked him for your door he refused to

give it you then he showed you the check

you tried to grab it that's how it was

torn then you had to fight in your

shotter to your imagination you could

write scenarios yeah soon as I learned

to spell good I'm going

to hey wait a minute take it easy that

things have to go off yes it has

before

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come on get it

off Come on B it now see didn't can find

it back

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together

what you couldn't get her back to Los

angers you can't move her anywhere I

don't believe she has 10 minutes to live

now listen that you got to keep her

alive a woman's life depends upon her

testimony you got to keep her alive

until that police car from now he gets

here but all the RS have been torn up

there is one chance in 100 of a car

getting through can you bring her back

their Consciousness well I can try if I

could just get plint on the corner hey

look what can we do with those wires oh

GE Joe the wires are dead the exchange

this right I'm telling you haven't got a

CH L where's my car got an old T see if

he can find it will you come on hurry it

up

Carl Carl this is Joe graah do you

recognize me well number

62 who are you I'm a

physician how am I doing

doc I get it oh well what the Pearl

Pearl listen do something for me will

you like a good scout will you write out

what you told me the apartment today you

know and you said you do to me what you

did today come

on

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okay I can't move my arms all I can do

is talk and for the first time in all my

life it will do me or anyone else any

good Bo Jo look out those Wes are wide

open I P you get

bur

Jo

y

get

thing D dead I can't get

through hello Hello

Operator hello this is troubleshooter

number 62 get me Captain Flynn Hall of

Justice Los Angeles Captain Flynn you

got to get through this is a matter of

life and de come on hurry it up all

right I'll hold on hey case I'm getting

through

hey Doc how's she doing

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hurry I

I oh they must

hello Hello

Operator a it's gone dead me I did the

best I

could

hello

hello wish I could help you

Joe yeah Joe

listen hello hello friend hello fnn

listen to me I got the girl that got

Setter yeah she was hurting the

earthquake she's going to talk to you

over the phone this is Joe Graham it's

Joe Graham he's at long beats in the

Quake wait a minute hold the phone I'll

tell you when to talk it's a confession

he's found with the tour woman she's

ready to talk give me the

Dictaphone

go ahead speak slowly yeah now

listen

hello this is Pearl lur I want to

confess to the murder of Dan

CED he crossed me up tried to do me out

of my

cut

I don't know going to be here I to do

about oh here he is but where you been I

thought you was going to be here to hold

my hand while me and Maisy got married

I'm sorry I was

late well come on let's get it over

with

me Joe I want to thank you for

everything you've done if it hadn't been

for you I that's all

right I've been an awful fool oh you did

what you wanted didn't you got a right

to prefer one follow to another there's

no harm in

that

okay well then I never was a question of

preference never was anybody

but oh don't you understand well sure I

understand you like Dan better than you

did me that's all right oh Joe Graham

you're an idiot oh yeah yeah you haven't

got a grain of sense in that big thick

skull of yours I haven't I suppose I do

all my work with the Ada of mirrors well

you may know everything about telephones

but you certainly don't know anything

about women I don't pretend to know

anything about women I'm just a mugle

fell in love with a Dame who didn't go

for him but it's all right don't worry

about me I can take it oh shut up I

won't shut up what are the names

please Ethel Greenwood and his name is

Joe

Graham he's an awful goof but I'm crazy

about

him is is that your isua no honey that's

still

mallas will you please take this

application over to the desk and fill it

out will you please take this

application you please disconnect lady

the line's

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