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[Screaming]
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Prospector:
Earlier that season...
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"Season" like "time of year."
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Deliria: All right.
Are we all here?
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Schlub: Yes, but I--
Deliria: Good.
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All the way from the Phoenician
colony of Motya,
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I give you
the world's finest sculptor.
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Giuseppe here has agreed
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to make us
a free family portrait.
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Not for free.
This is a bait and a switch.
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Deliria: I have your daughters.
Giuseppe: Mamma Mia!
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Stupendous:
Mom, you're not sentimental.
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Why a family sculpture?
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Deliria: To remember
what you all look like
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when you're dead.
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Giuseppe?
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"Thank you, mother,
for being so thoughtful."
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Tyrannis:
That's how you think I look,
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all hunched over,
looking scared?
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Hippocampus: I mean,
you are usually pretty scared.
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Tyrannis: All right, maybe.
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But statues
aren't meant to be reality.
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They're supposed to show
a more idealized version of--
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Deliria: Giuseppe,
fix Ty's posture.
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Hippocampus:
Well, if you're going back in,
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could you make my smile
less goofy?
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Tyrannis:
Your smile is pretty goofy.
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Stupendous: Yeah.
[Chuckles]
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Have me laughing
at Hippo's smile.
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No, she should be looking at me
with respect and awe.
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They all should.
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Giuseppe, can you portray
subservience?
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Stupendous: You don't get
to say what I'm doing.
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Deliria:
Yes, only I get to do that.
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Obviously,
Stupendous should have
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a severed head in her hand.
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I mean, sure, I hoist a head
every once in a while,
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but there's more to me
than that.
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Can you do me
painting a painting?
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Hippocampus: Have you ever
painted a painting?
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Stupendous:
I've been meaning to.
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Well, if she's painting
a painting,
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give me some loyal subjects.
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Oh! Strap me into
some kind of flying machine.
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Maybe it projects
a column of fire.
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And you can have
me kind of riding that
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into the air
above everybody else.
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I notice I'm depicted
as not currently having sex.
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Giuseppe: There.
Everybody happy?
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Deliria:
Well, now it's simply too small.
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Giuseppe, you're fired.
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Giuseppe:
May I have my daughters back?
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Deliria: I don't remember
where I put them.
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Tyrannis: You ever get
an itch inside your--
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[Screaming]
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What is that?
What is happening?
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[Screams]
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[Laughing]
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Hippocampus: It's Mom.
Tyrannis: How did you know that?
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Stupendous: The eyebrows.
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[Laughing]
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Tyrannis: It's not funny.
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Schlub: I'm sorry, son,
I couldn't hear you
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over all the unanimous laughter.
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Say again?
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Deliria: No, no, we've heard
quite enough from him.
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I have something to share.
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Stupendous: Aw, tarp cake.
You shouldn't have.
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Deliria: It's not a cake.
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I still want
that family portrait.
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Schlub: Well, that doesn't look
anything like us.
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Deliria: It's not the portrait,
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it's a machine I got
from a very powerful sorceress
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that will do
what you were trying
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to get Giuseppe to do,
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but without having
a psychotic break
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and running into the sea.
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I remembered where his kids were
right afterwards,
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and they're fine.
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It's called
a "Call It Whatever You Want,
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Just Please Stop Zapping Me."
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Schlub: Catchy.
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Deliria: What went wrong
with the statue
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was we couldn't get a version
that made all of you happy.
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You were all too worried
about how you looked.
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The "Call It Whatever You Want
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Just Please Stop Zapping Me"
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creates a living portrait
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with which none of you
can take issue,
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because it scans you
for how you see things.
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Your ideal world, you might say.
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It then uses that information
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to assemble a perfect,
immersive,
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three-dimensional
version of our family
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that I can visit
whenever I like.
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Did you all get all that?
Because I'm not repeating it.
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Stupendous:
Wait, what flavor is the cake?
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Hippocampus:
It's not a cake, Stupe.
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It's a machine that reads
how we want things to be.
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Have you tested it?
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Tyrannis: Yeah, good question.
Is it safe?
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[Groans]
This is tiresome.
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Here, see for yourselves.
Hippo first.
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Hippo f--?
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Singer: ♪ Well he crawled
from the ocean ♪
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♪ With incredible skill ♪
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♪ And he bent the world
to suit his will ♪
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♪ Then he rose
to power 'cause everyone knew ♪
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♪ That they couldn't do a thing
'cause they didn't have a clue ♪
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♪ He's Hippo! Hippo! ♪
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♪ Hippocampus
the king of Hippolopolis ♪
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Deliria: [Struggling]
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And that's how it works.
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Stupendous:
What the hell was that?
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Hippocampus:
You guys saw it too?
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Tyrannis: What was that?
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Hippocampus: That was incredible
is what it was.
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It's called a "show,"
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because it shows
how you want the world to be.
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Tyrannis:
Wait, you want to be king?
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This is how I learn
you've been gunning for me
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this whole time?
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Schlub: Technically,
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he'd be gunning for me,
and I welcome it.
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Hold on, one thing at a time.
Were we your slaves?
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Hippocampus: No.
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Deliria: I'm sure I felt chains.
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Tyrannis: Yeah, I got
a forced labor vibe for sure.
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Schlub: You mean
that wasn't a sex thing?
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I feel so violated.
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You're confused.
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Stupendous: Are we?
Deliria: Let's find out.
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Hippocampus: What do you want me
to tell you?
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I've got a rich inner life.
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Deliria: These are god-proof?
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Hippocampus:
Of course they're god-proof!
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You said this is
how I want things to be.
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You think I want
to be defeatable by gods?
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Tyrannis: No, clearly you want
to be better than everyone else.
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Hippocampus:
Well, if the fishbowl fits...
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Oh, relax. It's a fantasy.
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It's harmless fun.
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Tyrannis: Not to us it's not.
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[Sniffles]
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Wait, am I crying?
Is this how you see me?
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Hypersensitive
and freaking out all the time?
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Hippocampus: It's your strength.
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You're always
on the lookout for trouble.
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Schlub: Wait, what's this
new feeling I'm feeling?
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Not horny?
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[Struggling]
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How dare you?
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Tyrannis: That was outrageous.
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Stupendous: Yeah. Sorry, Mom.
We're not doing this.
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It's obviously gonna create
all sorts of bad feelings.
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Maybe even drive a wedge
between us.
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Seriously?
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Singer: ♪ It's Ty! It's Ty! ♪
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♪ He's our guy ♪
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♪ The one to rule us all ♪
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♪ It's true, it's true ♪
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♪ For me and you ♪
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♪ There's never been a better,
more charismatic leader ♪
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♪ He'll always be in power,
never cries in sex, either ♪
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♪ Ty ♪
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Tyrannis: Now this show I like.
We'll be right back.
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And we're back.
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Singer: ♪ Ty! ♪
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Tyrannis: You'll note
that my ideal world
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is all about freedom
and individuality.
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Schlub: Bravo!
Man: We love you, dude!
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Joshua: King Ty,
we just had our daily election
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and you won again.
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Tyrannis: What?
They keep choosing me.
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Joshua: We just love you
too darn much.
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Deliria: I love you too, son.
How can I not?
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[Chuckles]
I appreciate it, mother.
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Deliria: No, I mean it.
How can I not?
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Hippocampus: You can't.
Obviously, in his perfect world,
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everybody has to love him
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because he needs
constant validation.
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And I can't stop
admiring him for it.
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Schlub: Darling,
don't let it upset you.
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Let's go and talk.
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I promise not to try anything.
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Wait, not to try anything?
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Scott: King Ty!
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The every-nation army
is at the gate.
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Tyrannis:
The what did he just say it was?
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Scott: We are at war
with every nation in the world.
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Don't worry, I am built
for moments like this.
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[Grunts]
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Scott: Actually, they came
to say that war is over.
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All war.
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There's nothing but peace
and prosperity now,
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all thanks to King Ty.
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Tyrannis:
Ah, OK, there you go.
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Viscera: All hail King Ty!
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Everyone: All hail King Ty!
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Scott: Yes, you solved the war
with your empathy
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and sensitivity
to the needs of others.
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Some people may have thought
those were weaknesses,
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but now it's been made clear
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that they're the very things
we should most admire.
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Tyrannis: Thank you, Scott.
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Viscera: It's not about crying,
it's true.
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He's always on the lookout
for trouble,
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but not in a scared way,
in a strong, hot way.
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Tyrannis: So, you see, Stupe?
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Not everything
has to be about war,
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in case you're feeling bad
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about your whole thing
kind of disappearing.
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Stupendous:
I'm not only about war.
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That's how you see me?
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Deliria: Oh, aren't you?
Hippocampus: Kinda.
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Stupendous: I'm not!
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You know, I've been doing
a lot of farming.
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Oh, that's it. Where is it?
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Where is that thing?
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Deliria: Stupendous, calm down.
You can't just--
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Singer: ♪ She's stronger
than you think ♪
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♪ She's big and tall,
but that's not all ♪
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♪ She's Stupendous ♪
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♪ And there's
a whole lot more to her ♪
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Stupendous:
Mmm, perfectly brewed.
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That's right, I enjoy tea
once in a while.
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Does anyone
find that surprising?
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Tyrannis: I don't,
because I've always known
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there was more to you.
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I have?
Hippocampus: Same here.
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All my scientific curiosity
is now focused
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on learning more about you,
Stupe.
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What are your hopes and dreams?
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Thanks for asking.
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In addition to warring,
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I also enjoy
long walks in nature,
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and I've been studying
color theory.
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Deliria: I think we should have
a trip together
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that I don't ruin.
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Schlub: Darling,
when you get home,
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perhaps we could talk
and not have sex.
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Does no one in my family
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want their father's sexuality
on display?
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But first, Stupendous,
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please tell me
how those flute lessons
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are coming along.
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Very well, thank you.
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[Happy flute music]
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Deliria:
That's beautiful, darling.
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And I don't tell you
I love you enough.
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I'm feeling attacked.
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Scott: Queen Stupendous,
I have horrible news.
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Stupendous: That can wait.
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First of all,
how are you, Scott?
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Scott: I'm good, thank you.
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Stupendous:
And how's your mom doing?
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Scott: Good days and bad,
you know.
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Stupendous:
Please give her my love.
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Hippocampus: Scott has a mom?
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Tyrannis:
I assumed Scott just was.
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Stupendous:
Yes, Scott has a mom,
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and in my world,
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people get to know one another.
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Now, Scott,
what news do you have?
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Scott: I'm afraid
the army of every-nation
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has breached the gate
and is storming the city.
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Stupendous: Of course they are,
but not a problem for me,
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because war is one
of the things I enjoy doing.
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So, if you'll excuse me,
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as I like to say
before fighting,
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it's a good day to die.
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Man: [Grunts]
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[Giggles]
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Tyrannis: Stupe,
please win this war quickly
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so we can get back
to learning your many facets.
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Stupendous: Did you guys
know I'm left-handed?
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But I learned to fight righty!
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Hippocampus:
I never noticed that.
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Stupendous:
Here's something else about me.
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Sometimes I get scared
in a fight.
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Deliria: I would never
have guessed that.
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Stupendous: Then I remember
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the most glorious thing
I could do is die in battle.
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So, in my ideal world,
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I'm finally gonna get
to do that.
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Hippocampus: Wait, what?
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Stupendous: Dying is like
the whole thing in war.
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It's kind of the point.
That's why I'm in the biz.
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Tyrannis: But you're not going
to actually--
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Stupendous: You made me sit
through your fantasies,
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now sit through mine!
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I'm not gonna
make it easy for you,
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you got to actually kill me!
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Hippocampus: Mom, this isn't
one of those situations
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where if you die here,
you die in real life, too.
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Deliria: It isn't?
Hippocampus: No, I'm asking.
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Deliria: Ah, I see, then.
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Yes, that's exactly
the kind of situation it is.
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Die in here, die out there.
Why do you ask?
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Tyrannis: Stupendous, stop!
Shut it down!
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Stupendous:
Not until I complete my destiny!
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Hippocampus:
Can anybody reach the thing?
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Tyrannis: Mom, do something!
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Deliria: Zap, zap.
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Ugh, not a single one of you
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wants me to be infinitely
more powerful than you?
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Tyrannis: Ah!
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Schlub: Mine, mine!
I want to go.
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Tyrannis: Dad, no!
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Singer: ♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪
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♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪
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♪ He's your friend
to the very end ♪
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♪ And he sleeps
with his friends ♪
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♪ So be ready for that ♪
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♪ The insatiable monster
with a heart of gold ♪
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♪ You're welcome
in his bedroom ♪
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♪ If you're young or old ♪
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♪ His thirst
cannot be quenched ♪
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♪ And his carnal craving
never ends ♪
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♪ He's a monster-malgamation
that's your new best friend ♪
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♪ Shlub! ♪
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Schlub: Darling,
shall we not talk
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and get straight to sex?
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Deliria: That would be
my preference.
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Wait, in your world,
do I have...?
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Schlub: All the power you need!
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Why don't you destroy me next?
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Stupendous:
Ugh, I'm gonna throw up.
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Wait, Dad, why wouldn't you
make me not get sick
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when you get horny
in front of us?
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Schlub: Hm, guess
it's part of the allure.
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Everyone: Ugh!
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[Chuckles]
Yes, I do enjoy that.
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Tyrannis: You know,
I don't think
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I've changed either, has anyone?
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Hippocampus:
Dad, in your ideal world,
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are we all just how we are?
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Tyrannis: That's actually
surprisingly sweet.
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Well, I'm off.
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00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,035
As you know, I have
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a fulfilling life
somewhere else.
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Stupendous: Where?
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Tyrannis: I don't know,
I just know I'm not around.
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Hippocampus: Me neither.
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I'm going somewhere
that I go to and live.
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Stupendous: Yeah,
I should get to my... not here.
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Tyrannis: Dad,
in your perfect world,
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we're just not here?
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Schlub: You're free to visit.
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Tyrannis: Shut it down,
I want another go.
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[Overlapping conversations]
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Singer: ♪ It's Ty, it's Ty ♪
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♪ He's our guy ♪
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Hippocampus:
Not this place again!
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Singer: ♪ She's big and tall ♪
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Stupendous: It's dying time!
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Tyrannis: Like hell it is!
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Singer: ♪ Hippo ♪
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Stupendous:
I'm not your freaking pet!
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00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,005
Hippocampus: Yes, you are!
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[Screams]
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Singer: ♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪
♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪
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♪ Charismatic leader ♪
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♪ Hippocampus the king ♪
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[Rapidly changing]
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Deliria: Enough!
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00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,133
Clearly none of you
has a perfect world
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00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,940
that's the least bit tolerable
for anyone else.
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00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,912
So, we're just going to live
in mine forever.
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00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,447
Tyrannis: Forever?
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00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,320
Mom, no!
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♪ She's the queen of all gods,
the god of all queens ♪
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♪ She sings her own theme song ♪
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00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,967
♪ And she was never
kicked off Olympus ♪
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00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,405
♪ And the other gods are dumb,
yes, really dumb ♪
376
00:13:06,506 --> 00:13:09,111
♪ She looks amazing
in absolutely everything ♪
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00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:11,348
♪ And doesn't feel
the need to rhyme ♪
378
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:14,020
♪ She's Deliria, Deliria ♪
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00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:15,691
♪ And now is her time ♪
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00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,561
♪ Oh she can rhyme
if she wants to ♪
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00:13:17,628 --> 00:13:19,164
♪ But only if she wants to ♪
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00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,636
♪ Her song goes on
for an hour and a half ♪
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00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,307
♪ So buckle up,
because here we go, and-- ♪
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00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:27,715
♪ Which, as you recall ♪
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00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,819
♪ Was established
in the 27th verse ♪
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00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:30,854
Hippocampus: Mom, why--
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00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:33,392
Deliria: ♪ Deliria! ♪
388
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:37,267
Why the hell would you
intentionally trap us in here?
389
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,237
Because the bickering
was starting to sound
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00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,510
like the bickering I have
to listen to all day out there.
391
00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:44,649
Tyrannis: So, your solution
is to imprison all of us
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00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,285
in a fake world forever?
393
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:48,289
Deliria: Yes, what is so hard
to understand about that?
394
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:50,159
Hippocampus:
The part where you're so sure
395
00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,896
that you're gonna like it.
You locked yourself in!
396
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,334
Can you even get that thing
back off your face?
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00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,038
It kind of looked
like you couldn't.
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00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,276
Stupendous:
And we're still bickering.
399
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:01,516
Deliria: It's possible
I acted without thinking.
400
00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:06,358
[Struggling]
401
00:14:11,302 --> 00:14:12,905
Tyrannis: Hippo,
what happens to our bodies
402
00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:15,310
if we can't get out of here?
Hippocampus: Science.
403
00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:18,248
Tyrannis: What?
Hippocampus: Science... stuff.
404
00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:19,685
In scientific terms,
405
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,490
the science of science
is scientific.
406
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:25,697
Gah! I can't think of any word
but "science."
407
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,902
In your show
I'm not actually smart?
408
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,872
I just say "science" a lot?
409
00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:31,643
Deliria: Is there more to it?
410
00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:33,647
Hippocampus: [Struggles]
411
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,383
Cheese! What?
412
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,887
I'm answering your question,
413
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,289
what happens to us
if we can't get out of here?
414
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,794
Cheese, or meat.
Tyrannis: What?
415
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:42,430
Hippocampus:
That's what's gonna happen.
416
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:43,833
Same thing that happens
417
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,436
if you leave cheese
or meat out in the sun.
418
00:14:45,504 --> 00:14:47,808
Tyrannis: What?
Why do I keep saying "what?"
419
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,979
Is that how you think
I respond to everything?
420
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,583
Deliria:
I'd say half the time that,
421
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:54,321
half the time hunching over
looking scared and crying.
422
00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:55,791
Tyrannis: What? Damn it!
423
00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:58,229
Hippocampus: She's turned us all
into caricatures of ourselves.
424
00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:00,600
Deliria: It's genuinely
how you seem to me.
425
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:05,845
Schlub: I feel fully myself,
ready for sex on demand.
426
00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:07,848
Only on demand?
427
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,819
Stupendous: War! Grawr!
428
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,288
Smash!
429
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,825
[Grunts]
430
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,361
Tyrannis: OK, I mean,
we've all probably
431
00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:16,331
done her a disservice today,
but, what?
432
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,570
Hippo, is there no way
we can get the things
433
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,339
out of our noses from in here?
434
00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:22,878
Hippocampus: Mom could try
zapping the machine, maybe.
435
00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:24,549
Kind of break it? Overcharge it?
436
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:27,420
Tyrannis: That would free us?
Hippocampus: Maybe. Or kill us.
437
00:15:27,521 --> 00:15:29,291
Deliria: Well, that would
defeat the purpose.
438
00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,028
Tyrannis: So, we're just going
to spoil and rot
439
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,296
like cheese or meat?
440
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,834
Hippocampus:
We just have to hope
441
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,169
somebody out there frees us.
442
00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:36,706
But it would have
to be somebody brilliant
443
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,411
or powerful enough
to undo god magic.
444
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:41,883
Scott: Boy, this does not
want to come off.
445
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:42,986
[Chuckles]
446
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:44,522
Tyrannis: Hippo, anything?
447
00:15:44,622 --> 00:15:45,991
Hippocampus: I'm working
with nothing but buzzwords here.
448
00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:48,228
Science. Vector. Mechanics.
449
00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:49,965
Wait, that's it!
450
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,907
What if I just science
the vector mechanics?
451
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,176
Nope. I got nothing.
452
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,746
Deliria:
Is this really so terrible?
453
00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,053
In here, you live forever.
With me.
454
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,589
Isn't that a good thing?
455
00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,526
Tyrannis: Mom, we're gonna die.
Deliria: Not in here.
456
00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,396
If you die in here,
you die out there.
457
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:08,302
But if you die out there,
you don't die in here.
458
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:09,505
We'll be fine.
459
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,275
Tyrannis:
We don't want to die anywhere.
460
00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:12,778
Deliria: Well, how was I
supposed to know that?
461
00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:14,314
You mortals
do an awful lot of it
462
00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:15,918
for something
you don't want to do.
463
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,386
Tyrannis:
Why don't you just admit
464
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,024
that you're upset about that,
that we'll die!
465
00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:20,660
Deliria: I don't get upset.
466
00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,464
Not about silly things
like that.
467
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:26,171
I mean, sure,
maybe it bothers me a little.
468
00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:27,808
The thought
that if the people you love
469
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,314
can just die for no reason
even a goddess can comprehend,
470
00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:32,818
then love can't be trusted.
471
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:36,491
And I don't want
to think about it.
472
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,928
It scares me.
473
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,665
And I don't do fear.
474
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,070
It's stupid and I hate it.
475
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:46,546
In here, we're safe together.
Forever, because...
476
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,652
I don't want to lose you.
477
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:52,592
Oh, I hate seeing myself
like this.
478
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:54,962
Hippocampus: Wait, you hate
seeing yourself like this?
479
00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:56,365
Aren't these shows
480
00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:58,369
supposed to show us
how you want to be seen?
481
00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,708
Tyrannis: I thought it was
how we want things to be.
482
00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:02,244
Stupendous: Yeah, ideal world.
483
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:04,347
Hippocampus: Either way,
why in Mom's ideal world
484
00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:06,586
is she acting
the way she doesn't want to act?
485
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,523
Deliria: Well, none of you
have stopped complaining
486
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,925
for even an instant.
487
00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:11,629
That might have something
to do with it.
488
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,702
Why haven't you stopped
complaining for even an instant?
489
00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:16,506
I obviously don't want that.
490
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,242
Viscera: I guess they're just
gonna have to figure out a way
491
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,180
to get out on their own somehow.
492
00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:22,584
Scott: Wait, I got an idea!
493
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,824
You can't die,
King Ty, because...
494
00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,596
I love you.
495
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,873
Well, I'll let that cat
out of the bag
496
00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:35,343
for no damn reason.
497
00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,815
I'll start digging 5 graves.
498
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,721
Tyrannis: Mom, what exactly
did the sorceress say?
499
00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:42,390
Did she say "ideal world?"
500
00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:43,893
Deliria:
Something like that, yes.
501
00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:46,097
Schlub:
Then why are we not conjoined?
502
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,837
Deliria: What?
She was screaming and begging.
503
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,274
It was impossible to get
a straight answer out of her.
504
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,577
Tyrannis: This is good.
505
00:17:52,678 --> 00:17:54,247
It means, um, OK,
506
00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:56,117
either you do want us
to complain--
507
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,555
Deliria: Well, that's not it.
508
00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,424
Tyrannis: Unless you want it
unconsciously.
509
00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:02,130
Deliria: How would you want
something unconsciously?
510
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,299
What would that look like?
511
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,769
Tyrannis: Or none of this
512
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,372
has been
how we want things to be.
513
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,576
Maybe it's more
like our perception of ourselves
514
00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:09,912
or something.
515
00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:12,316
What we think we're like,
but we're wrong.
516
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,922
It makes sense.
Stupe doesn't want to die.
517
00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:17,060
Hippo doesn't want
to enslave us.
518
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:19,532
I'm not obsessed
with what people think of me.
519
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,967
Everyone: Eh...
520
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,638
Tyrannis: All right, all right.
You're not helping, you know?
521
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:24,141
Hippocampus: I actually think
522
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:25,511
you might be
on to something here.
523
00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:27,380
Tyrannis: Oh, wow.
Thank you so much.
524
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,151
Hippocampus: If Mom does try
to zap the machine,
525
00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:32,189
overload it, and while she does,
we all really concentrate,
526
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,060
not on what we want
things to be like,
527
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,463
or how we want to look,
528
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,032
or how we want other people
to treat us,
529
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,304
but on each other,
in a positive way.
530
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,907
What we love about each other,
531
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,945
it might just generate
a feedback loop
532
00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:44,582
that will bring us
all close enough
533
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:47,353
to actual reality
that we'll all just wake up!
534
00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,057
Tyrannis: You think
that'll actually work?
535
00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:50,459
Hippocampus: I don't know.
536
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,196
My science is at,
like, half-cap. Tops.
537
00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:55,369
I mean, I'm calling it
"my science," but worth a try?
538
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:56,939
Stupendous:
Better than cheese and meat.
539
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,644
Tyrannis:
Better than cheese and meat.
540
00:18:58,744 --> 00:18:59,946
You ready, Mom?
541
00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,414
Deliria:
You said that might kill you.
542
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:03,653
Schlub:
Well, that's life, darling.
543
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,259
Deliria: All right, then. Ready?
544
00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,233
Viscera: Um, what is she doing?
545
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,702
Scott: Oh, boy.
546
00:19:12,705 --> 00:19:14,976
Stupendous: I love life!
547
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:17,447
[Giggles]
548
00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,685
[Laughs]
549
00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:22,557
Cower, world, before me
550
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,561
and my family!
551
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,235
Schlub: Get in there
and never get back out.
552
00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:31,509
And I mean that not sexually.
553
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,821
Good for them.
554
00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:43,866
[Coughing]
555
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,974
Tyrannis: I think we did it.
Viscera: They're back!
556
00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,081
Stupendous:
Mom, how does it feel
557
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,751
to be back
in the terrifying world
558
00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:54,622
where someday we'll all die?
559
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,759
Deliria: No, you'll all die.
I won't die.
560
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,163
Stupendous: That's what I meant.
Deliria: Oh, it's whatever.
561
00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:00,834
God, you're all so annoying.
562
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,571
Hippocampus: Oh, she does care.
563
00:20:02,705 --> 00:20:04,575
Deliria: Could we at least
get a family painting
564
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,777
while you're alive?
565
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,514
Tyrannis: Of course.
Let's get one right now.
566
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,217
Schlub:
Yes, but your mother and I
567
00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:12,090
need three minutes to, um,
568
00:20:12,156 --> 00:20:15,997
get ready and not have sex.
569
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,104
Just go have sex already,
you pervert.
570
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,306
Schlub: Do you mean it?
571
00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:22,043
Stupendous: You've earned it.
572
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,780
[Laughing]
573
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,286
Tyrannis: Did someone kiss me
while I was lying here?
574
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,692
Scott: What? What are you,
the kiss detective?
575
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:32,764
Ha! Excuse me,
I've got to go fill some graves.
576
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,896
Singer: ♪ When the going
gets rough ♪
577
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,567
♪ And the rough gets tough ♪
578
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,704
♪ Then the tough,
rough stuff gets uff ♪
579
00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,407
♪ Cause Uff's
the name of the... ♪
580
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:56,512
♪ Fight team! ♪
581
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,619
♪ The Uff-Team
Scott-Team Fight-Team ♪
582
00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:01,221
♪ Together they're the... ♪
583
00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:02,456
♪ Fight team! ♪
584
00:21:02,591 --> 00:21:04,094
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪
585
00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:06,599
♪ Uff Tough Scott Team
Rough Team ♪
586
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,439
♪ Talking 'bout
Scott Team Uff Tough Rough! ♪
587
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,178
♪ The Scott Team
Uff Team Team-Team! ♪
588
00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:16,819
♪ And when Paizo
remembers to assemble at last ♪
589
00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:19,457
♪ Then the Uff gets tough
and rough ♪
590
00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:21,060
♪ Because it's time for the... ♪
591
00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,230
♪ UFF Team ♪
592
00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:24,300
♪ Uff Tough Rough! ♪
593
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,912
Prospector: [Laughs]
594
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,784
Dan: Did you get any of that?
595
00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,391
Man: Bento.
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