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I hope you and the missus have a good time in the city.

Thank you, and please keep a close eye on our son.

Wow, I wasn't expecting so much, but I really, really appreciate it.

You're appreciated, Anya.

Please call us if you have any problems.

I will.

Hey, Ricky.

So good to see you again.

Have my parents left yet?

Yep, they just left.

Good. So you can keep the money and go home.

When they come back tomorrow morning, I'll just tell them you left when they

said they were on their way.

Some emergency or something.

I'll make it good.

Okay. Nice try, Ricky.

What are you working?

I'm serious.

I'm almost 20. I don't need a babysitter.

Yeah, I can tell by that little mustache you've been trying to grow that you

want to be a big man already.

Listen, I'm 20 years old, lady. Don't fucking patronize me.

You? What's your language, young man?

I don't want to have to tell your dad you were naughty when he was gone.

So, there's this new show on the flake called Robo -Rebel.

Remember when my mom waited in the car?

She doesn't like you.

She thinks my dad is borderline flirtatious with you.

Who knows? Maybe he's got a heart on for you.

Maybe that's why you're babysitting an adult.

You know what? I'm so sick of your attitude.

You can just go to your room.

Don't look for you.

Go.

I know. I'm sorry, babe.

It was just a last -minute thing, and you're on a pace just so good.

I couldn't refuse.

Oh, Ricky?

He's not so little anymore, but he's still a fucking brat.

No, babe.

You can't come over.

Is that what you do to me?

Really?

That does sound delicious.

But no, you can't go over.

Yeah?

You know I love it when you go down.

Yeah, I gotta go, babe.

Alright, talk to you later.

Love you, babe.

Is that your boyfriend again?

Yeah, but don't worry, he's not coming over.

Dad, uh, heard my mom tell Dad that, uh, if you let someone over again, she's

gonna have to find someone new.

Well, I can reassure you, it's just gonna be you and I.

I know we don't like each other, but can we just coexist?

I'm making gluten -free bagel pasta.

You want me?

Obviously, it's just me, as you can see.

So, who did I hear?

I was just watching a TV show.

Sorry if I had it too loud.

Vicky, what are you doing?

Go back to your room.

I want to watch with you.

Honey, I just want privacy.

Don't call me honey.

Unless you're going to kiss me like you kissed your boyfriend.

Thank God.

Please.

Anya, let's cut the shit.

I know I never stick my hand down my pants when I'm watching a sitcom.

I know you're watching porn.

No, no I wasn't.

Ricky, can I be honest with you?

For a change?

So, I've been seeing student loans.

And my roommate, she just moved out, so I have to cover her half of the rent.

And my internship practically pays nothing.

I'm living off my credit cards.

Sounds responsible.

Honestly, Ricky, I don't know why your parents want me to watch you, and you

don't need a babysitter, but your dad's saving my ass right now. I really need

this job.

So, can we just coax this peacefully?

Maybe if we watch together?

An adult film?

So you admit it.

Must be nice to get paid to diddle yourself.

Oh my god, you're so ridiculous.

Look, you know my parents treat me like a kid.

You realize they pay my college tuition so long as I abide by their strict house

rules.

So that blog that won't let me watch R &D movies, do you have one on your PC in

your room too?

I can't even jerk off to lingerie websites anymore.

I feel for you.

You mean, maybe you can borrow my laptop for tonight?

Ricky, wait.

Um, come here. I have my work and bank and email logged in. We just figure

out how to log out.

You think I'm going to get into your email and bank?

You wouldn't?

I probably would.

That's why I thought I'd give it back.

Okay.

Let me just figure out how to do this.

Hmm. I don't know why this isn't working.

Here, let me try this.

Karen, let me just call my boyfriend. He's so good at computers.

He'll know how to fix this.

But don't you want to know why you're logging out of all your accounts?

Fuck, you're right.

Let's just watch it together.

No, that's so weird.

No, what's weird is you coming over to someone else's house and fucking your

boyfriend, and then the next week...

Coming over and watching porn?

What are you, some kind of pervert?

Oh, seriously?

You're the only one who wants to watch porn with her babysitter. Who's a

now?

Look, we watch the porn, or I tell my mom that you're getting your girl cum

all over her guest room linen.

Good taste.

What are you doing?

I gotta rewind that part.

It's cold.

I've only hit you.

Thank you.

Fuck no.

You like this scene.

It's alright.

I don't really watch porn.

Do you miss your boyfriend?

Your boyfriend does the take care of you when

you're turned on?

I guess you could say that.

Do you miss your boyfriend?

He was going to go down on you.

Ricky, I knew you were listening to me.

All right, can we just finish watching the scene?

It's a 120 -minute compilation.

I'm enjoying it.

Just please keep your mouth shut. It's really turning me off.

Please?

Can I kiss you?

Can I go underneath the covers and pretend I'm your boyfriend?

Yes.

No. No. I can't cheat on my boyfriend. Besides, it's just wrong.

Just watch the screen and it'll be just like masturbating.

I'm not masturbating.

Okay, okay.

Let's do it.

But can you keep your eyes closed? I don't want you to see me.

Whatever you want.

Are your eyes closed?

Yeah.

Are your eyes closed?

Yeah.

Are your eyes closed?

Yeah.

Watch the porn?

I mean, I guess.

I know you're my babysitter, but I just ate your pussy till you came in my

mouth. Okay, okay, just stop with the Nazi talk, okay?

Take it out.

I rub it up against yours.

Doesn't mean we have to do it.

Promise not to put it in?

Swear to God.

Fucking tight.

I said...

Oh my god.

Yeah.