Original subtitles

I just inherited the house. I don't really know what's good with it, what's

wrong with it. Kind of why I called you out here.

Well, I wouldn't get too worried.

Hopefully that's the only thing that you need to get fixed.

Yeah, hopefully.

Let me show you around.

Oh, yeah. Let's head to the side yard.

So, this side of the house?

Everything okay?

Well, unfortunately...

According to HOA standards, you're not supposed to have trash on the side of

house. No worries. I can totally take care of that.

Yeah, but also,

the AC unit here, yeah, they're not legal anymore.

You're going to have to get that replaced.

Replaced. Okay.

Are they going to be expensive?

Ooh, yep. Yeah, that one's going to cost you for sure.

All right.

I'm getting a little bit worried now.

Well, how about we go check the back, see if there's anything back there.

Sure, I'll lead the way.

So, anything back here?

Let's see what we got there. Oh, no.

What now?

This fitting on your gas pipe? Yeah.

What about it? Yeah, that is not up to code, unfortunately.

Yeah, I'm actually going to have to fine you for that one.

Is that going to be expensive?

Yeah, even just for the fine, it's going to be a few thousand.

Oh, God.

That's not to mention the cost of replacing it.

Okay.

You're really good at your job.

Well, that's what I'm here for.

And, um, also I'm noticing your foundation here.

Yeah, these, uh, cracks, they're going to have to get fixed.

That's, uh, going to be pretty expensive.

Alright, um, I'm sure we can figure something out, right?

Yeah, it's, um, too bad I noticed it. Yeah. I don't think anybody else in the

neighborhood would have.

You're just a servant.

Speaking of which, um, I'm just now noticing these.

these windows yeah i didn't notice it up front but uh they're not up to code

either you're gonna have to replace all around the whole house seriously yep

what's something like this gonna cost me that's gonna be a hefty fine all right

um as far as calculating it up i can give you the final tally work it all out

inside yeah yeah let's go inside

Oh, what's the damage?

Well, let me see. It looks like final cost of repairs,

HOA fees.

Right. The final total comes out to $22

,375.

Dollars? Seriously?

I can't afford that. Can't we just... Pretend this never happened.

Well, unfortunately.

Once it's scheduled, it's in the books.

That's it.

Well, there's gotta be something we can do, right?

Something? Anything?

Please?

Um, so are you the only person who lives here? No husband?

Boyfriend?

No, it's just me.

All by myself.

No one here to help me out.

You know, I saw you staring at my boobs earlier.

You noticed that, huh?

I can't again right now.

Maybe we could, you know, arrange something, the two of us, to forget

this.

Something... anything?

Well, I mean...

You're a little bit lucky.

I am the head of the HOA.

Lucky me.

So? So what do you think?

Is this convincing enough?

I think that I am.

Yeah?

Might be able to... Forget this thing ever happened?

Overlook a few things.

Okay.

Maybe we can find out how many things.

You're giving me a bit of a boner. I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

Your dick is so big I can see it through your pants.

So you did notice, huh? Yeah, I did.

Get me out of this.

You

don't have

a boyfriend, huh? No boyfriend.

No husband.

Just you and me in the house.

Thank you, Sandy.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh.

Oh, my God. It's so nice to take my big titties.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck off. Fuck my titties.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

He was using me up.

I can't really mess around.

Tell me how much you want to get rid of these thighs.

I really don't want to pay that much.

I know.

You don't want to do these problems, yeah.

Thank you.

I'm just glad we can work something out.

You don't have to worry about anybody complaining about your ass. Oh good.

I feel my titties, yes.

Watch your cum.

All over my tits.

Watch your cum. Yes.

so welcome to the neighborhood

take

these vines