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In America we have laws.
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Laws against killing,
laws against stealing.
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And it's just accepted that
as a member of American society,
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you will live by these laws.
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In West Canaan, Texas,
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there is another society
which has its own laws.
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Football is a way of life.
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That's me as a kid,
playing ball with my best friends.
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I'm Jonathan Moxon,
but most people call me Mox.
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As a boy growing up
in West Canaan, Texas,
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you never question
the sanctity of football.
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You just listen to what the coaches said
and tried as best as you could to win.
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Win at all costs.
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Good morning, West Canaan.
Creighton Miles here,
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looking forward to seeing you tonight
at Bud Kilmer Stadium
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as the Coyotes take on
the Bingville Bulls.
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Kick-off time 7:30.
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There'll be a victory celebration
immediately following the game.
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Think you'll play tonight?
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-Do I ever play?
-No, but...
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Lance is the best quarterback
in the state.
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Why would we want anyone but him to play?
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Well, maybe if you guys
are running up the score,
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or what if Lance gets hurt?
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Hey, don't even think about
Lance going down.
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That would be a disaster.
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In fact, as a man of the cross,
or in your case,
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a man on the cross, I ask you to pray
for the health of Lance Harbor.
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Son, did you pray for playing time?
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-Yeah, I just spoke to Jesus upstairs.
-What?
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The crucified 11-year-old
living in my room.
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-Is Kyle strapped to that cross again?
-Yup.
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Kyle! Why is he so difficult?
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Kyle, what is it with the cross?
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I'm preparing to die
for all of man's sins.
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That's so sweet, honey.
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I want it off, now!
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How's your brother supposed to
concentrate on tonight's game
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with you running around with
this whole deal strapped to your back?
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-Dad, he's just experimenting.
-Enough! I'm serious.
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Now, we all need to concentrate
on tonight's game!
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That's probably Billy Bob.
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Mo!
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Hey, Mox,
you skinny ass bitch, let's roll!
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Come on, man!
Let's get in the truck! Let's go!
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Come on, Mox, earn it!
Come on! You got it!
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Come on. You're almost there! Here we go!
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You got it! Park it, baby, yeah!
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You tell him, Bacon!
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All right, Bacon, off in the flatbed.
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Hey, hey! Come on, man. Hey, Billy Bob!
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Good boy.
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Billy Bob, I'm telling you, man,
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this swine fucks up my new suit, man,
he's road ham!
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I'm sorry, Wendell. Just kick him off.
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Hey. I'm gonna toss your pig ass
out on the street! Move over!
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-I love that dog.
-I think it's a pig.
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Yeah.
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I love you, brother.
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I had the most beautiful dream
last night.
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Well, all right.
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Hey, you need anything, big guy,
you let me know. Come on.
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-Tweeter, let's go!
-Yeah!
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Come on, Tweeter! Let's go, dog!
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Good mooning, boys, good mooning!
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I been up since the crack of dawn,
and I had to ask you a question.
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What is up with Carrie-Anne Baker?
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-Darcy's friend?
-Oh, my God! She's got this look!
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Like, "I just fell out of
the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree"
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"and hit every branch on the way down."
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-Relax, man, you got to focus.
-I can't focus. I need to get some ass!
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I need to hit some ass!
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I'm about to fuck your pig!
How about that?
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Give me a kiss!
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Tonight, we play Bingville.
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Tonight, we beat Bingville!
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In my 30 years of coaching
at West Canaan,
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I have brought two state titles...
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...and 22 district championships!
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Count them!
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And this year, God willing
with your support for this great team,
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I will bring number 23!
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-Go, pack! Go, pack! Go, pack!
-Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Now I present to you our captain,
quarterback Lance Harbor.
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Let's hear it!
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-Hey.
-Hey, you.
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I swear, Kilmer gets off on this.
He's made your brother a god.
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I was lying in bed last night...
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...and I drifted off to sleep,
and I had a dream...
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...that we were beating Bingville 14-3.
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But I woke up kind of sad,
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but then I cheered up when I realized
it was only a dream, because...
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...I know we'll beat Bingville
by way more than that.
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Tell me this insanity is over
in a few weeks.
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Five more games.
No more football, no more Kilmer,
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and, if I get into Brown,
no more West Canaan.
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No more games on Friday nights?
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You don't like games on Friday nights?
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I like trains better.
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Really?
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You wanna watch trains tonight?
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Sure.
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Hi, everybody. This is Creighton Miles,
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the voice of West Canaan
High School football.
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And the Coyotes tonight will play
the Bingville Bulls
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and then try the state undefeated.
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Joining me in the booth is
Stubby "Stud Daddy" Tanner,
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former defensive great for the Coyotes.
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Welcome to the booth.
Do you have a few words for the folks?
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Well, just one thing
for those Bingville fans.
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If their granny lives in Bingville,
you better tell her to move,
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'cause the Coyotes are coming
to burn her house down.
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And yeah, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death,
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I will fear no faggots from Bingville.
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And yeah, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death...
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All right. Stay loose, Mox.
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You never know
when Kilmer might play you.
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Yeah.
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Bingville don't stand no chance
And Bingville can't see my dance.
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You wanna see the new Tweeter
end-zone dance?
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Check it out.
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-You know what it's called?
-Hell yeah, Tweeter!
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-What?
-The new Tweeter end-zone dance.
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Here I come.
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Stick.
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Set! Hut 18!
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Hut 19! Go!
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Lance Harbor, two-year all-state,
what a night he's having.
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Twins right. Now get in there.
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Come on down fifth! Take it in now, yeah!
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Come on, let's go!
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Go!
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Hey, Sammy.
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That's about the most action
your boy's seen, isn't it?
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-Coyotes on the lip of the cup.
-We're punching it in for six.
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Set! Go!
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Billy Bob?
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Billy Bob! Trainer!
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Billy Bob, you all right?
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-Did we score?
-Yeah, Billy Bob, we got the six.
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How many fingers?
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-Three?
-Wait a minute. Hold on.
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It's got to be true or false.
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Billy Bob, the man's holding up
some fingers, true or false?
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True?
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He's all right, Coach.
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-Come on, boy!
-He's all right.
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If your daddy hadn't played his heart
out for me, I'd cut your ass.
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Well, that was a good thing tonight!
Good thing tonight!
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Good pass, Bo. Johnny and Robert.
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Defense in third quarter,
excellent effort.
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Where's the game ball?
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The game ball goes to,
surprise-surprise, Lance Harbor.
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Get yourself another shelf.
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Pretty good running the ball, Wendell.
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Really not bad, boy. How you feeling?
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Dog tired. It's my knee.
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Never show weakness. Never show weakness.
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The only pain that matters
is the pain you inflict.
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Look at Billy Bob.
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He got enough heart for all y'all.
Look at this old boy.
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Four more games.
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Yup. Hang in there, man.
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You're doing fine.
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Hey, Tweeter. Hey, man, you got any?
My knee's killing me.
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Sweetness. 500 milligrams?
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-How many can I have?
-Keep them.
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I got more at home.
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This team needs is a lot more effort...
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What is this shit?
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I'm not interested in
your fucking muscles.
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-Maybe that's what happened...
-Kilmer.
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In the fourth quarter. You're
looking off in the goddamn stands!
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What a fucking asshole?
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I'm telling you,
there's people here that...
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-...are not focused on this fucking game!
-I'm getting fucked up tonight.
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-Yup, I'm getting fucked up.
-I ain't just talking about you.
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I'm talking to other people, too!
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Come on, Bacon. That's it, baby.
Be a good dog, here you go.
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There you go. You chug it! Chug it!
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And what do you mean
is he a boy or a girl?
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Of course he's a boy.
Look at the size of that sausage!
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Isn't that right, boy?
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Hey! Look at the size of that sausage!
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Baby, I just got so excited thinking
about next year
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and Florida State and the future.
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I think I need to be your wide receiver.
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Really, baby? Here?
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Not here, here, but somewhere here.
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Come on.
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Now how come you never dress like that?
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Costs a lot of money to look that cheap.
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Well, no, she's pretty sharp.
She pulls A's.
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-That's not all she pulls.
-I'm just saying she's not stupid.
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You shut up.
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She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.
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-So when did you graduate?
-I'm class of 1980.
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Hey, he's class of 1980.
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Yeah?
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Graduated 1980 and still come
to all these football parties?
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I never miss these.
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-Well, that's team spirit!
-Yeah, it is.
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-Ain't it? That is team spirit.
-Yes, sir.
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All right, you ready to be on America's
Hilarious Home Videos, or what?
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Absolutely.
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All right, put down that glass.
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All right,
now pick up that there flowerpot.
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All right, bring it up over your head.
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All right, now close your eyes.
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Think real hard.
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-You getting this?
-You know I got it.
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Then say, "I'm stupid
and I'm about to get hit in the nuts."
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That's funny. Ain't it, buddy?
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That's what I mean, see.
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They need to change the name of the show
to America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts!
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Baby, I don't know
if I can concentrate here.
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Relax, let the dryer do the work.
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-Go, go, go!
-Go, go, go!
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All right, fancy boy.
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You ready to show us your dinner?
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Nothing but net!
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-Billy Bob! Billy Bob!
-Billy Bob! Billy Bob!
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You thinking about calling
some dinosaurs?
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I figured I'd give them a...
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...holler.
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-Billy Bob's gonna puke.
-Here he goes!
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Move!
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Hey, if you're hungry,
I left a few hot dogs in here.
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I'm back! Puke and rally!
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Give me a beer!
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-Break!
-Break!
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Set! Go!
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There he is! There he is!
That a boy, that a boy, Lance!
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You see that?
That's the way to ride them.
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All right! First string
offense, take water!
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-Give me a huddle! Give me a huddle!
-Dummieos! Dummieos!
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Follow your dummieo QB to the mud
for a scrimmage.
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-Think about it now.
-Moxon, pick it up!
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Your attitude's earning you
laps right now, boy.
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Keep smiling, shithead.
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He used to hammer my ass
the exact same way 27 years ago!
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00:19:34,421 --> 00:19:35,978
Hell, it's good for him.
244
00:19:36,062 --> 00:19:38,626
Shit, them boys is having
the time of their lives!
245
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:40,140
No doubt about it.
246
00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:42,386
-Oop-Dee-oop left, on one. Ready?
-Break!
247
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:43,502
Let's go, big Mox!
248
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,124
Shift!
249
00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,876
What the hell kind of offense is that?
250
00:19:51,752 --> 00:19:54,123
Kilmer gonna eat his ass.
Watch this. See?
251
00:19:56,105 --> 00:19:58,156
In Jesus name, Moxon, what are you doing?
252
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,421
What kind of Lu-Lu formation you pulling?
253
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:02,489
-It's a secret.
-It's a secret?
254
00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,683
Your dummieos can't even run
a simple draw
255
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,500
and you got secret formations?
256
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,095
Shit for brains,
this isn't no fucking sand lot!
257
00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:11,118
-It's called a oop-Dee-oop.
-It's an oop-Dee-oop. Oop-Dee-oop!
258
00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:14,026
Nevada State averaged over 40 points
a game with this offense.
259
00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:15,617
Overload the defense on the strong side,
260
00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:17,062
burn them one on one on the other.
261
00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:20,260
You got a bad attitude,
and you don't listen!
262
00:20:22,506 --> 00:20:25,011
We do things around here my way!
You understand that?
263
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:28,108
You think you're in some fancy school?
Bullshit!
264
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,992
You show me the kind of smarts,
makes me wonder if you know
265
00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:33,636
the difference between a sneeze
and a wet fart!
266
00:20:33,836 --> 00:20:36,095
You gonna be second string
all your life, boy!
267
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:39,764
Man! Kilmer loves
to bag on your boy, Sammy.
268
00:20:40,058 --> 00:20:41,393
Been on him all season.
269
00:20:41,477 --> 00:20:45,562
Oop-Dee-oop! Give me a break!
Oop-Dee-fucking-oop! Give me a break.
270
00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,869
I stood up to it, so will he.
271
00:21:03,589 --> 00:21:05,751
Yup, gonna hold our Troy back a year...
272
00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:08,198
...so he'll be bigger for frosh try-outs.
273
00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:11,483
Eighth grade isn't so bad, is it, Son?
274
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,100
Our Kyle's dying
to get into a Coyote jersey.
275
00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:17,608
Had that ankle injury,
but he's ready to go now.
276
00:21:18,164 --> 00:21:19,260
Ain't that right, Son?
277
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,100
Kyle?
278
00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:25,188
Kyle!
279
00:21:26,612 --> 00:21:28,563
He's very spiritual.
280
00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:32,229
Shame nobody had the mind to hold us back
281
00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:34,325
when we was kids, eh, Sammy boy?
282
00:21:35,371 --> 00:21:38,113
Hell, I didn't fair so bad.
283
00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:43,032
Lance? Toss me one, Son.
284
00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:46,337
Let's show them
your old pop's still got it!
285
00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:51,222
Button hook right on three.
Hut! Hut! Hut!
286
00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:57,804
Slow enough he could have mailed it.
287
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,442
Well, there you go, Sammy boy.
288
00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:02,822
-Oh, no.
-Let's see it, old man!
289
00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:04,689
Let's show them how it's done.
290
00:22:04,773 --> 00:22:07,087
But, Dad, come on,
you're gonna fall on the barbecue.
291
00:22:07,404 --> 00:22:10,698
Slant right on three.
Don't talk back to your father.
292
00:22:12,616 --> 00:22:15,423
Set. Hut! Hut! Hut! Come on, boy, hit it!
293
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:25,522
Well, I guess bad hands
just runs in the family.
294
00:22:25,606 --> 00:22:26,830
What's that supposed to mean?
295
00:22:27,523 --> 00:22:30,765
It's just for grins,
don't get your panties in a bunch.
296
00:22:31,427 --> 00:22:34,536
If Kilmer weren't such a prick,
my boy would be starting quarterback.
297
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:38,342
Oh, is that a fact?
298
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,295
And you think he's first string?
299
00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:45,510
-That's right.
-I smell a challenge.
300
00:22:47,651 --> 00:22:48,962
How about you, Jonnie?
301
00:22:49,653 --> 00:22:51,564
Do you think you're better than my boy?
302
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,457
Well, hell. It ain't multiple choice.
303
00:22:56,952 --> 00:22:59,228
I think it's best
we settle this matter once and for all.
304
00:22:59,997 --> 00:23:02,395
You all remember William Tell?
Get up, Lance.
305
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,884
Let's show them what it takes
to start for Kilmer's Coyotes.
306
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:09,528
-Stop it, Dad. This isn't funny!
-Knock off this here can.
307
00:23:10,216 --> 00:23:14,374
-Show them what you're made of.
-Come on, Lance. Nail the can! Nail it!
308
00:23:17,723 --> 00:23:19,120
You up, Sammy boy.
309
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:23,676
-Dad, come on, this is stupid!
-Throw it.
310
00:23:26,786 --> 00:23:28,352
Sporting some 'tude now!
311
00:23:28,436 --> 00:23:32,719
-Be a winner. Throw the damn ball!
-Come on, Jonnie, you can do it!
312
00:23:32,803 --> 00:23:36,022
Sit on the bench!
Show us what you do best!
313
00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:38,494
-He's chicken!
-Yeah, he is a chicken.
314
00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:44,484
-Throw that damn ball!
-Hey, you feel like chicken tonight?
315
00:23:44,568 --> 00:23:45,792
You can do it!
316
00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:50,919
I raised you to be a winner.
So damn it, boy, win!
317
00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:53,691
Fire that fucking pigskin!
318
00:23:58,389 --> 00:23:59,532
Nice shot!
319
00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:03,456
-Get some ice for him!
-Not ice, get him a beer.
320
00:24:05,479 --> 00:24:07,388
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, man.
321
00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:32,289
Ladies and gentlemen.
322
00:24:33,944 --> 00:24:35,549
Ladies and gentlemen.
323
00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:42,762
We are adults,
324
00:24:44,101 --> 00:24:50,274
and I think it's necessary that we move
beyond the common nomenclature
325
00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:55,120
commonly associated with
sexual reproduction.
326
00:24:56,572 --> 00:25:01,653
Now, I want everybody together
to go ahead and say,
327
00:25:02,756 --> 00:25:06,612
"Penis, penis, penis,
vagina, vagina, vagina."
328
00:25:11,253 --> 00:25:12,868
Come on, you all, say it.
329
00:25:14,882 --> 00:25:19,935
Penis, penis, penis,
vagina, vagina, vagina.
330
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,646
Well, good! Great!
331
00:25:24,475 --> 00:25:30,226
Now, I think it's also very important
that we discuss and discard
332
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:36,164
any slang terms
for different sex organs. Please.
333
00:25:36,248 --> 00:25:41,614
Because today,
we are going to begin our study of...
334
00:25:43,077 --> 00:25:45,098
...the male erection.
335
00:25:47,373 --> 00:25:49,459
Hand down, Billy Bob.
336
00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:53,350
Okay. So what are a few of
the slang expressions
337
00:25:53,434 --> 00:25:57,869
for the male erection
we want to identify and discard?
338
00:26:00,844 --> 00:26:01,835
Elliot?
339
00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:04,884
Boner?
340
00:26:06,308 --> 00:26:08,371
-Is boner one of them?
-Yes.
341
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:13,293
Boner is good. Boner is very...
342
00:26:14,316 --> 00:26:15,639
What, Billy Bob?
343
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,180
-Can I go to the bathroom?
-Please.
344
00:26:20,823 --> 00:26:24,697
Now, does anybody have
any others before we move on?
345
00:26:26,745 --> 00:26:27,822
Mr Moxon,
346
00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:30,479
care to share with us?
347
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,308
The male erection?
348
00:26:33,544 --> 00:26:35,815
Pitching a tent. Sporting wood.
349
00:26:36,522 --> 00:26:38,569
Icicle's formed. The march is on.
350
00:26:38,653 --> 00:26:39,879
Thank you, Jonathan.
351
00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:45,566
Stiff, stiffy, Mr Mortis,
rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket.
352
00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:49,521
Jack's magic beanstalk,
tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick,
353
00:26:49,605 --> 00:26:52,550
Mr Mushroom head,
purple-headed yogurt slinger,
354
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:56,987
and Pedro.
355
00:26:58,569 --> 00:26:59,553
Pedro?
356
00:27:17,004 --> 00:27:19,519
-Billy Bob, are you okay?
-Yes, ma'am.
357
00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:28,723
Call the nurse!
358
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:30,670
Go on now.
359
00:27:36,148 --> 00:27:37,334
How you feeling, son?
360
00:27:38,049 --> 00:27:39,933
Can't seem to hold down any chow, sir.
361
00:27:40,569 --> 00:27:41,665
Must be nerves.
362
00:27:42,921 --> 00:27:43,845
Don't you worry.
363
00:27:44,627 --> 00:27:46,493
You're gonna play every
minute of that game.
364
00:27:48,035 --> 00:27:49,608
Nurse doesn't think I should play.
365
00:27:50,653 --> 00:27:52,105
She doesn't, does she?
366
00:27:52,956 --> 00:27:54,797
Because, well,
I got my head whacked last week.
367
00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:57,909
Well, she don't have no division title
to win, does she?
368
00:27:59,672 --> 00:28:00,728
I'm gonna ask you, son,
369
00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:04,613
are you ready to go?
370
00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:11,488
-Yes, sir.
-That's my soldier, William Robert.
371
00:28:11,809 --> 00:28:15,276
Now you rest here. Take advantage,
see you at 4:00 practice.
372
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,371
Yes, sir.
373
00:28:21,777 --> 00:28:22,801
Hut!
374
00:28:32,538 --> 00:28:34,882
Fourth down, 1:49 to play, Greenville.
375
00:28:34,966 --> 00:28:36,984
Stubby, leading 21 -17.
376
00:28:37,491 --> 00:28:39,123
If they hope to win the ball game,
377
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:42,293
the Coyotes have got to stop
Greenville right here.
378
00:28:42,377 --> 00:28:43,454
-Break!
-Break!
379
00:28:49,871 --> 00:28:52,141
Hornets, come to the line of scrimmage.
380
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:55,558
James Cowboy pulls the quarterback
gives the football to Terry and...
381
00:28:55,642 --> 00:28:57,049
He's stopped right in his tracks!
382
00:28:57,133 --> 00:29:00,863
Yes! Our ball. He got the bastards!
383
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,634
That's ours to win now! Ours to win!
384
00:29:02,718 --> 00:29:04,182
Get out there and win this ball game.
385
00:29:04,266 --> 00:29:06,469
All right, 4-95. Let's go. Get out there.
386
00:29:06,553 --> 00:29:07,929
Come on, Lance!
387
00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:09,980
Let's go! Let's go!
388
00:29:10,492 --> 00:29:12,637
Billy Bob,
I need you for one more series, Hoss.
389
00:29:12,721 --> 00:29:14,828
Get in there! Get in there! Right deep.
390
00:29:14,912 --> 00:29:16,433
Are you sure you're all right to play?
391
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,956
-If you're not all right, say something.
-Moxon.
392
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,794
Get your ass back on that bench!
393
00:29:23,505 --> 00:29:28,397
Let's go, boys, let's go!
Ours to win now. Door's open, let's go!
394
00:29:29,428 --> 00:29:30,451
-Break!
-Break!
395
00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:40,627
Set! Blue 32!
396
00:29:42,483 --> 00:29:43,672
Blue 32!
397
00:29:44,193 --> 00:29:45,445
Go!
398
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,939
Lord, don't do this to me.
399
00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:19,811
Stub, I'll tell you, I've hardly
ever heard this stadium this quiet.
400
00:30:19,895 --> 00:30:22,483
Lance Harbor, laying there on the field.
401
00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:24,616
And you see his future
going down the drain.
402
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,332
Committed to Florida State.
403
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,716
And now what must this do to
the Coyotes' football plans?
404
00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,244
Oh, God.
405
00:30:41,959 --> 00:30:44,209
Lance, please be okay. Lance.
406
00:30:44,293 --> 00:30:46,450
Oh, God. It's my knee, man.
407
00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:58,166
I'm sorry, man. Lance!
408
00:31:06,108 --> 00:31:09,355
You're looking now coming in Lasala,
and you got Moxon looking to come in.
409
00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:12,686
Yeah, and you've taken more snaps
than he's taken.
410
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,302
We got a game here. Let's go.
We got a game.
411
00:31:20,386 --> 00:31:21,626
We got a game to win. Let's go.
412
00:31:27,796 --> 00:31:30,585
Watch me for the signals. Stay focused.
413
00:31:31,174 --> 00:31:34,643
And don't worry, son, I'm behind you.
414
00:31:37,598 --> 00:31:38,850
Let's go. Let's go.
415
00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:42,123
Well, there goes the season.
416
00:31:42,895 --> 00:31:47,486
That Moxon isn't worth the Charmin
extra soft he wipes his butt with.
417
00:31:48,317 --> 00:31:49,583
He's hurt bad, Mox.
418
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,985
It's all my fault, man.
It's all my fault.
419
00:31:53,906 --> 00:31:58,325
All right, I right, 494, Z-post, on one.
420
00:31:58,738 --> 00:32:01,485
I right, 494, Z-post, on one.
421
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,928
-Ready? Break!
-Break!
422
00:32:03,582 --> 00:32:05,488
Here we go with Moxon as quarterback.
423
00:32:05,572 --> 00:32:08,452
Yeah, they say this guy scratches
himself better than he throws the ball.
424
00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:11,902
Set! 2-80!
425
00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:13,949
2-80! Go!
426
00:32:28,023 --> 00:32:29,299
Yeah! En garde!
427
00:32:32,653 --> 00:32:36,645
Jon Moxon with a 40-yard pass!
Where'd this kid come from?
428
00:32:36,729 --> 00:32:38,479
Hey! That's my boy!
429
00:32:39,868 --> 00:32:43,897
-Everybody on the ball! Get on the ball!
-He's got to stop the clock!
430
00:32:45,082 --> 00:32:49,030
-Drag it. Drag it out.
-Stop play! Stop play! Stop play!
431
00:32:49,114 --> 00:32:50,480
Give me the horny hex!
432
00:32:50,743 --> 00:32:53,576
The clock's still running!
The clock's still running!
433
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:54,646
Go!
434
00:33:10,607 --> 00:33:11,616
Huddle up!
435
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:17,903
I can't... Go again.
436
00:33:20,655 --> 00:33:21,576
I can't.
437
00:33:22,035 --> 00:33:23,972
-You got it!
-Fuck it.
438
00:33:24,746 --> 00:33:27,009
I don't know what play they're calling.
How's your arm?
439
00:33:27,093 --> 00:33:28,295
-It's fine. I'm cool.
-All right.
440
00:33:28,379 --> 00:33:30,520
-Last chance for the Coyotes.
-Set!
441
00:33:30,604 --> 00:33:31,895
Moxon the quarterback.
442
00:33:32,482 --> 00:33:35,457
This is not the formation!
That's not the formation!
443
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:36,509
Go!
444
00:33:37,801 --> 00:33:41,679
Moxon hands off to Brown,
throwback pass, complete!
445
00:33:41,763 --> 00:33:43,806
-He's got a chance!
-Moxon has the football!
446
00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:46,103
-He's got a chance!
-What's the move? Heading for...
447
00:33:46,187 --> 00:33:49,554
-Touchdown! Good grief!
-Touchdown! Touchdown!
448
00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:53,626
Bud Kilmer pulls off another one!
Unbelievable!
449
00:34:07,622 --> 00:34:08,826
Holy shit!
450
00:34:15,756 --> 00:34:18,231
Mr Harbor? Lance is out of surgery.
451
00:34:18,315 --> 00:34:20,115
You should be able to visit him
in just a little while.
452
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:22,688
-How long's he out?
-Any chance for this season?
453
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:26,326
Look, Lance tore every ligament he's got.
454
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:27,596
He's gonna need several surgeries
455
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,272
over the next few months
just to repair them all.
456
00:34:29,356 --> 00:34:30,343
How long?
457
00:34:32,230 --> 00:34:34,755
Minimum, year and a half, if ever.
458
00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:39,612
No, no. No.
459
00:34:41,573 --> 00:34:42,848
Lance's ride?
460
00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:45,979
His scholarship to Florida State?
461
00:34:47,412 --> 00:34:48,454
Jesus.
462
00:34:48,538 --> 00:34:50,581
Look, I'm amazed
he hasn't had problems before this.
463
00:34:50,665 --> 00:34:53,299
I removed a hell of a lot of scar tissue
from that boy's knee.
464
00:34:54,628 --> 00:34:56,069
He shouldn't even have been playing.
465
00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:58,879
Never said anything to me.
466
00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:04,480
Moxon, get on home. Get some shuteye.
467
00:35:05,514 --> 00:35:06,764
Harbors appreciate you being here,
468
00:35:06,848 --> 00:35:08,889
but there's nothing more
you can do tonight. Get on.
469
00:35:15,649 --> 00:35:17,905
You go on. I'll stay with them, okay?
470
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:20,190
-All right. I'll call you.
-All right.
471
00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:29,362
Well, I guess
I should be going, too, then,
472
00:35:30,205 --> 00:35:32,338
this being a family thing and all.
473
00:35:47,639 --> 00:35:50,618
-Thanks again for the ride, Mox.
-No problem.
474
00:35:58,066 --> 00:36:00,301
-What the hell are you doing?
-Changing.
475
00:36:01,987 --> 00:36:06,144
Come on. I'm wearing underwear.
It covers up the same as a bathing suit.
476
00:36:07,576 --> 00:36:09,181
Does it really bother you?
477
00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:12,859
Whatever, I... You know, I can handle it.
478
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,160
This has been the worst night of my life.
479
00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:21,884
You really aren't looking.
480
00:36:24,134 --> 00:36:25,259
You're sweet.
481
00:36:25,343 --> 00:36:26,829
Lance is gonna be all right.
482
00:36:27,429 --> 00:36:29,394
His career is probably over.
483
00:36:29,764 --> 00:36:32,932
No, you guys are gonna be all right.
You love each other.
484
00:36:34,186 --> 00:36:35,621
Things change, Mox.
485
00:36:36,841 --> 00:36:38,713
I don't wanna think about it right now.
486
00:36:39,566 --> 00:36:42,292
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
487
00:36:43,612 --> 00:36:46,224
I mean, what about you and Jules?
488
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,547
Is there a future?
489
00:36:49,618 --> 00:36:51,864
Yeah, you know, I mean, she's great.
490
00:36:52,454 --> 00:36:54,847
I got another year
until she's graduating but...
491
00:36:55,957 --> 00:36:58,015
I mean, I love spending time with her,
you know.
492
00:36:59,878 --> 00:37:01,450
Things change, Mox.
493
00:37:02,547 --> 00:37:04,438
You're the starting quarterback now.
494
00:37:16,144 --> 00:37:19,349
-Well, you're here.
-You're not coming in?
495
00:37:19,981 --> 00:37:21,082
No. Not tonight.
496
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,633
It doesn't seem right
with Lance all fucked up.
497
00:37:33,328 --> 00:37:35,534
You don't always have to do
the right thing, Mox.
498
00:37:37,082 --> 00:37:39,359
We'll continue this any time you want.
499
00:37:46,341 --> 00:37:47,414
Shit.
500
00:37:51,846 --> 00:37:52,951
Hey, girls.
501
00:37:59,688 --> 00:38:02,288
-Hey, Tweeter. How you doing?
-Good. How are you?
502
00:38:03,229 --> 00:38:04,554
Well, well, well,
503
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,669
if it ain't Charlie Tweeter.
504
00:38:08,571 --> 00:38:09,521
Yes, it is.
505
00:38:11,741 --> 00:38:12,938
So how we doing tonight?
506
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:15,417
How we doing? Well, we are doing fine.
507
00:38:15,937 --> 00:38:17,017
Congratulations.
508
00:38:17,543 --> 00:38:19,349
Well, congratulations to you, too.
509
00:38:20,069 --> 00:38:21,678
Congratulations for what?
510
00:38:23,211 --> 00:38:25,462
Well, for getting to wear such cute
"mount me" hats.
511
00:38:27,382 --> 00:38:29,052
-"Mount me"?
-Well, not right away,
512
00:38:29,136 --> 00:38:31,192
I mean, after a couple of drinks, maybe.
I don't know.
513
00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:32,556
-Hey. Hey. Hey.
-All right.
514
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,986
We just wanna make sure
no one drinks and drives.
515
00:38:35,116 --> 00:38:36,856
I was just kidding. Just kidding.
516
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,124
-You got a smart mouth.
-I know, I got a smart mouth,
517
00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:42,088
and I got to watch it, and you know
what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go home.
518
00:38:42,731 --> 00:38:44,631
I'm gonna give you these drinks.
Take this, please.
519
00:38:44,715 --> 00:38:46,032
I don't want to drink and drive.
520
00:38:46,507 --> 00:38:48,562
There'll be no drinking and no driving.
521
00:38:50,238 --> 00:38:51,718
I think it's time for you to go home.
522
00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,099
I think you're right.
523
00:38:53,449 --> 00:38:55,608
I'm going home, all right?
524
00:38:55,692 --> 00:38:57,093
-You go home.
-I'm going home.
525
00:38:57,704 --> 00:39:00,028
-Bye, Tweeter.
-You know what? You hurt my feelings,
526
00:39:00,112 --> 00:39:02,751
-and now I'm going home, all right?
-Where's Billy Bob?
527
00:39:02,835 --> 00:39:05,875
I'm gonna go home,
and you can kiss my ass.
528
00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:08,785
Haines, he's taking the car!
529
00:39:09,507 --> 00:39:11,025
I'm gonna go to jail.
530
00:39:18,975 --> 00:39:20,330
Son of a bitch!
531
00:39:27,859 --> 00:39:29,038
Great game tonight.
532
00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:31,239
Thanks.
533
00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:33,281
How much?
534
00:39:34,837 --> 00:39:36,519
Your money's no good here.
535
00:40:22,539 --> 00:40:24,560
Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest
536
00:40:24,644 --> 00:40:26,806
for not being naked
with some sophomore chick
537
00:40:26,890 --> 00:40:28,785
who wants to bathe you with her tongue.
538
00:40:28,869 --> 00:40:31,582
Now take off your goddamn clothes
and get in the car.
539
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:33,685
-Tweeter?
-Damn right, Tweeter.
540
00:40:34,019 --> 00:40:37,759
They're about as sharp as a box of
marbles, but we're all naked in there,
541
00:40:37,843 --> 00:40:40,069
and we got handcuffs
and cool shit to play with.
542
00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:42,321
Now take off your clothes
and get in the car.
543
00:40:42,405 --> 00:40:44,766
Mox, Tweeter threw my clothes
out the window.
544
00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:47,309
-Will you come keep me warm?
-Shit.
545
00:40:50,608 --> 00:40:51,832
I can't go with you.
546
00:40:52,046 --> 00:40:55,801
But, here, I'll give you my jacket.
Here you go.
547
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:57,082
Thank you.
548
00:40:59,617 --> 00:41:01,854
-Sorry, Mox. I got to bail.
-All right.
549
00:41:01,938 --> 00:41:02,793
Ladies.
550
00:41:04,406 --> 00:41:06,203
Shut up and hold onto your nipples.
551
00:41:25,143 --> 00:41:26,477
Hey, you weren't asleep, were you?
552
00:41:26,561 --> 00:41:30,150
No. I was lying in bed
naming my unborn children.
553
00:41:31,232 --> 00:41:32,321
How's Lance?
554
00:41:32,405 --> 00:41:34,062
He's out of the first surgery.
555
00:41:34,344 --> 00:41:36,795
They're gonna have to go back in there
again in a few weeks.
556
00:41:37,116 --> 00:41:38,041
Oh, man.
557
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:40,773
I'm going to see him tomorrow.
558
00:41:41,993 --> 00:41:45,560
-I heard you played a great game.
-It was strange.
559
00:41:46,831 --> 00:41:48,547
Strange to be a god now?
560
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,995
I don't know. I mean...
561
00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,914
We did win, you know.
562
00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:00,827
I don't know, I've been...
563
00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:03,396
I just been walking around for a while.
564
00:42:05,308 --> 00:42:06,531
What's wrong, Jonnie?
565
00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:09,101
Want me to get dressed
and come out there?
566
00:42:09,185 --> 00:42:13,846
No. I'm just gonna go home.
567
00:42:20,782 --> 00:42:22,181
It's been a really weird night.
568
00:42:23,265 --> 00:42:26,031
I don't know. I'll see you tomorrow.
569
00:42:35,964 --> 00:42:38,068
Well, they stole a state trooper car,
570
00:42:38,633 --> 00:42:42,323
and then they exposed themselves
to the ladies' auxiliary.
571
00:42:43,346 --> 00:42:46,785
I tell you, these players nowadays,
they just running around lawless.
572
00:42:46,869 --> 00:42:47,937
There you go.
573
00:42:48,021 --> 00:42:52,511
They're all hopped up on beer
and painkillers is what it is.
574
00:42:52,595 --> 00:42:55,289
-Painkillers.
-They exposed their selves?
575
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,868
Yup. Yeah. They pulled out their wangers,
576
00:42:57,952 --> 00:43:00,610
pressed them up against the glass
at the Alano Club
577
00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:03,486
while the girls was rehearsing
the Christmas pageant.
578
00:43:03,570 --> 00:43:04,766
Now that ain't right.
579
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,237
Wangers on the glass at the Alano Club?
580
00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:09,212
Yes.
581
00:43:09,849 --> 00:43:11,316
No. No good.
582
00:43:11,909 --> 00:43:13,883
You know, we never stole no cars.
583
00:43:15,086 --> 00:43:17,717
I don't think I can just keep letting
these boys get away with this stuff...
584
00:43:17,801 --> 00:43:19,454
Earl? Earl?
585
00:43:21,107 --> 00:43:22,970
My boys too much trouble for you?
586
00:43:26,431 --> 00:43:29,363
No, Coach. They just kids.
587
00:43:31,644 --> 00:43:33,947
You know, Sam's boy
looked pretty good last Friday.
588
00:43:34,031 --> 00:43:35,043
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
589
00:43:35,127 --> 00:43:37,499
They all get their selves
a sweet hand now and again.
590
00:43:38,755 --> 00:43:40,643
Moxon sure ain't got what Lance has.
591
00:44:07,722 --> 00:44:09,351
Set. Go.
592
00:44:28,451 --> 00:44:30,845
So, now I wanna know
where Jon Moxon came from.
593
00:44:30,929 --> 00:44:33,482
-Forty-yard scramble touchdown.
-What a great run.
594
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,826
Way to go, Jonnie.
595
00:44:40,463 --> 00:44:42,734
-Go, Mox, Go!
-Go, Mox, Go!
596
00:44:45,134 --> 00:44:46,261
Yeah, Mox.
597
00:44:55,019 --> 00:44:59,023
-Hey, nice game, Jonathan.
-Well, thank you.
598
00:44:59,107 --> 00:45:01,064
-See you in class.
-All right.
599
00:45:02,777 --> 00:45:03,867
Yes, you will.
600
00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,504
That's a nice car on a teacher's salary.
601
00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:11,904
Look, I'm going with my dad
to see Lance. You wanna come?
602
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,292
This is Olin Buchanan of KPJT.
603
00:45:14,747 --> 00:45:17,074
Mox, how does it feel to be
out of Lance Harbor's shadow
604
00:45:17,158 --> 00:45:19,150
and showing everyone
that you've been underrated?
605
00:45:22,296 --> 00:45:25,913
Gee, I mean, Lance Harbor
left some pretty big shoes to fill.
606
00:45:26,759 --> 00:45:29,297
I don't know that I'll ever
get the job done like he did.
607
00:45:30,805 --> 00:45:33,725
And we all want to know about you
planning to play ball in the lvy League.
608
00:45:34,225 --> 00:45:35,547
Ivy Leagues?
609
00:45:37,603 --> 00:45:40,389
Heck, I don't know. I don't know.
610
00:45:41,816 --> 00:45:46,060
I just wanna thank God
and my teammates for the win today.
611
00:45:46,654 --> 00:45:49,640
I mean, Jonathan Moxon's only one man,
you know.
612
00:45:51,159 --> 00:45:52,416
I'm just one man.
613
00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:57,880
-Thanks.
-All right, thank you.
614
00:46:04,005 --> 00:46:07,808
"Gee"? "Heck"? You even thanked God.
615
00:46:09,427 --> 00:46:12,432
-You know, you're a scary superstar.
-Come on, Jules.
616
00:46:12,516 --> 00:46:16,755
You referred to yourself as one man.
You're really enjoying this.
617
00:46:17,769 --> 00:46:19,348
Why not? It's a trip.
618
00:46:23,024 --> 00:46:25,728
God. Look, I'm gonna go see my dad.
619
00:46:28,711 --> 00:46:29,565
All right.
620
00:46:59,248 --> 00:47:02,234
All right, let's razzle dazzle them
dummy D's with a little package six.
621
00:47:02,318 --> 00:47:04,884
-The old hook and ladder.
-Man, that play don't work.
622
00:47:04,968 --> 00:47:08,094
-Someone always screws up.
-Well, have a little fun, then.
623
00:47:08,611 --> 00:47:11,406
All right. Hook and ladder left, on one.
624
00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:12,931
Hook and ladder left, on one.
625
00:47:13,015 --> 00:47:14,138
-Ready? Break!
-Break!
626
00:47:15,368 --> 00:47:18,249
This ain't the one where I trot down field
and look like I'm lost, is it?
627
00:47:19,675 --> 00:47:22,843
Guy, huddle them back up again.
Huddle up. Clayton, huddle them up.
628
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,443
Give me a huddle!
629
00:47:24,527 --> 00:47:26,543
Billy Bob, this play is for you,
all right?
630
00:47:26,627 --> 00:47:28,871
-Tweeter's gonna pitch you the ball.
-Oh, no.
631
00:47:28,955 --> 00:47:32,424
Oh, no what? Just catch the ball.
Look, a ball. I'm gonna catch it.
632
00:47:32,508 --> 00:47:33,740
You big dummy. That's all.
633
00:47:33,824 --> 00:47:35,894
But wait a minute,
but I'm no eligible receiver though.
634
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,699
-See what I mean, Mox?
-Just catch the damn ball, all right?
635
00:47:38,783 --> 00:47:40,076
-Fine.
-Hook and ladder left, on one.
636
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,282
-Ready? Break!
-Break!
637
00:47:43,604 --> 00:47:44,526
Go.
638
00:47:59,787 --> 00:48:02,185
When did the damn circus come to town?
639
00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:04,699
I didn't see no trucks.
640
00:48:05,001 --> 00:48:06,682
Would've been six
if he'd held onto the ball.
641
00:48:06,766 --> 00:48:07,940
For which team?
642
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,354
You listen hard.
643
00:48:11,229 --> 00:48:14,678
Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics.
Stick to the basics.
644
00:48:15,803 --> 00:48:18,883
We're a running team.
You only call what I tell you to call.
645
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,992
You hear me in there?
646
00:48:22,476 --> 00:48:24,938
You are the damn
dumbest smart kid I know.
647
00:48:33,988 --> 00:48:34,870
Come in.
648
00:48:39,201 --> 00:48:42,085
No, don't sit. It won't take a minute.
649
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:47,311
You're dragging ass out there, son,
650
00:48:47,835 --> 00:48:49,944
and it's fucking up my universe.
You understand?
651
00:48:50,963 --> 00:48:53,523
You're fat, you're slow,
all of a sudden you're lazy.
652
00:48:54,258 --> 00:48:57,043
And if it wasn't for you, I would
still have my starting quarterback.
653
00:48:57,128 --> 00:48:58,528
I'm wondering what happened to you.
654
00:48:59,388 --> 00:49:01,873
-My... Coach, my head...
-I don't want no excuses.
655
00:49:02,892 --> 00:49:03,946
I want you to fix it.
656
00:49:10,816 --> 00:49:11,941
Get out of here.
657
00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:14,918
Get the hell out.
658
00:49:20,034 --> 00:49:22,181
Hey, Mox, wait up.
659
00:49:24,121 --> 00:49:26,473
-So, what time?
-What time what?
660
00:49:26,791 --> 00:49:28,736
What time are you coming over tonight?
661
00:49:29,877 --> 00:49:32,360
-Tonight?
-It's half price night at the gun club.
662
00:49:32,892 --> 00:49:35,030
My folks never get home before 12:00.
663
00:49:38,803 --> 00:49:40,519
Visited Lance today at the...
664
00:49:41,472 --> 00:49:43,038
This is about you and me.
665
00:49:44,558 --> 00:49:45,973
I've known you my whole life.
666
00:49:48,396 --> 00:49:50,860
I'm not telling anyone
you're coming over.
667
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,628
Any time after 7:00.
668
00:50:08,249 --> 00:50:10,790
Why be good? I'm always good.
669
00:50:12,461 --> 00:50:14,435
Where's my upside to being good?
670
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:21,154
I'm 18 years old.
It's not like I'm married to her.
671
00:50:21,887 --> 00:50:24,756
She invited me over.
I'm just being polite. Right, Kyle?
672
00:50:27,018 --> 00:50:29,103
-Kyle?
-I only answer to one name.
673
00:50:29,603 --> 00:50:33,186
I'm the great and honorable
El Ali Akbar Shabazz Da.
674
00:50:33,691 --> 00:50:34,858
That's a bunch of names.
675
00:50:34,942 --> 00:50:38,565
But there is only one God.
All praise be to Allah.
676
00:50:40,072 --> 00:50:42,193
Yeah, but would Allah nail Darcy
if he had the chance?
677
00:50:47,955 --> 00:50:49,236
I think he would.
678
00:50:52,877 --> 00:50:54,223
Okay.
679
00:51:04,889 --> 00:51:07,632
-Gave up on you.
-Am I too late?
680
00:51:08,642 --> 00:51:11,006
No. Come in.
681
00:51:18,486 --> 00:51:19,393
I'm glad you came.
682
00:51:21,113 --> 00:51:23,606
I mean, it's kind of weird
to have you in my house, isn't it?
683
00:51:23,690 --> 00:51:24,596
Yeah.
684
00:51:25,993 --> 00:51:27,922
I feel like I'm doing something illegal.
685
00:51:28,788 --> 00:51:31,032
Well, not yet.
686
00:51:34,752 --> 00:51:36,185
Look at me. I'm a mess.
687
00:51:37,413 --> 00:51:39,092
No one ever sees me like this.
688
00:51:40,007 --> 00:51:42,325
I think this is the best
I've ever seen you look.
689
00:51:43,844 --> 00:51:46,334
You're sweet, Mox, but you know you are.
690
00:51:48,974 --> 00:51:49,889
Nice house.
691
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,061
I was about to make an ice cream sundae.
692
00:51:56,273 --> 00:51:57,352
You want one?
693
00:51:59,568 --> 00:52:01,598
Yeah, have one. I'll make it.
694
00:52:02,822 --> 00:52:03,754
All right.
695
00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:07,647
Do you want whipped cream?
696
00:52:08,869 --> 00:52:10,694
-Sure.
-Okay.
697
00:52:46,699 --> 00:52:47,558
Come here.
698
00:53:02,631 --> 00:53:06,454
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. I can't.
699
00:53:06,635 --> 00:53:11,478
We can't. This is not...
I'm really sorry. All right?
700
00:53:11,562 --> 00:53:14,198
What? You're sorry?
701
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:17,228
There's Lance and then there's Jules,
702
00:53:17,312 --> 00:53:20,317
and I don't know if I love Jules
but I might.
703
00:53:21,525 --> 00:53:24,805
What I do know is I don't love you.
But Lance, he might love you. I can't...
704
00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:26,239
I don't love Lance.
705
00:53:27,711 --> 00:53:29,130
It was never about love.
706
00:53:32,661 --> 00:53:34,363
It's about me getting a better life.
707
00:53:35,956 --> 00:53:37,700
Lance and I were gonna leave.
708
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:41,545
Now I know he's probably gonna stay
in West Canaan
709
00:53:41,629 --> 00:53:44,739
and be the manager at Wal-Mart
and coach JV football.
710
00:53:45,410 --> 00:53:46,444
Darcy.
711
00:53:48,969 --> 00:53:50,618
I just wanted to go with you.
712
00:53:53,349 --> 00:53:57,788
Look, you're gonna get out
of West Canaan on your own.
713
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:01,625
All right? You're smart.
714
00:54:07,404 --> 00:54:08,449
Unbelievable.
715
00:54:10,491 --> 00:54:11,547
What?
716
00:54:12,826 --> 00:54:15,390
I usually fall for
the whipped cream bikini every time.
717
00:54:22,461 --> 00:54:24,824
-Wendell?
-Hey, what's up, Mox?
718
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:28,599
-Meet at the Mini-Mart at 10:00 tonight.
-10:00? For what, man?
719
00:54:29,009 --> 00:54:30,503
I could tell you, but
I'd have to kill you.
720
00:54:30,587 --> 00:54:31,507
All right.
721
00:54:31,592 --> 00:54:32,804
Hey, have you seen Billy Bob?
I can't find him.
722
00:54:32,888 --> 00:54:34,080
I'm afraid something's wrong.
723
00:54:34,678 --> 00:54:36,225
-Kilmer.
-Kilmer?
724
00:54:37,351 --> 00:54:38,331
Come on, Mox.
725
00:54:38,774 --> 00:54:40,800
He's been riding the fuck
out of Billy Bob, man,
726
00:54:41,355 --> 00:54:43,036
blaming him for Lance's knee and shit.
727
00:54:43,815 --> 00:54:45,948
Look, man, I'm over this shit.
I'm over it.
728
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:49,053
-I hear you, man.
-You don't hear me, man.
729
00:54:49,674 --> 00:54:51,767
Kilmer's a fucking-ass racist redneck.
730
00:54:52,116 --> 00:54:53,757
You know how many yards I average a game?
731
00:54:54,618 --> 00:54:56,460
-About 100?
-133.
732
00:54:57,288 --> 00:54:58,729
You know how many touchdowns I have?
733
00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:04,725
Three. That's only because
I broke for over 20 yards each time.
734
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:08,981
Every time we get inside the 10,
he gives the ball to Lance on a sweep
735
00:55:09,065 --> 00:55:11,097
or some fucking roll out
to a white receiver.
736
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:12,762
It's bullshit.
737
00:55:13,129 --> 00:55:16,490
-I'm just Kilmer's black work horse.
-Kilmer.
738
00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:19,482
You think he'd pick up the phone
and call Texas Tech or A&M for me?
739
00:55:20,477 --> 00:55:21,399
Fuck no.
740
00:55:22,601 --> 00:55:24,206
My mom's been doing my recruiting.
741
00:55:25,482 --> 00:55:27,123
She's got Grambling coming to see me.
742
00:55:28,652 --> 00:55:30,816
Damn, Mox, I thought you knew.
743
00:55:32,072 --> 00:55:33,370
Shit is fucked up.
744
00:55:35,075 --> 00:55:38,498
Fuck Kilmer, all right?
I'll get you in the end zone.
745
00:55:44,126 --> 00:55:45,109
We cool, Mox.
746
00:55:46,318 --> 00:55:47,337
Hey.
747
00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:53,563
You got shit to tend to.
See you at practice, man.
748
00:55:54,131 --> 00:55:55,705
-What's up, Darcy?
-Hey.
749
00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:58,696
Hey. How are you?
750
00:55:59,892 --> 00:56:01,661
Tell me not to feel weird around you.
751
00:56:03,103 --> 00:56:06,436
Look, Darcy, the last thing I need right
now is for anything to come between us.
752
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,502
Okay? Look, we're friends.
753
00:56:09,928 --> 00:56:11,169
We're just a little closer now.
754
00:56:11,737 --> 00:56:14,082
-Okay?
-Yeah, I guess we are.
755
00:56:16,909 --> 00:56:19,025
-Thanks, Mox.
-No problem.
756
00:56:33,342 --> 00:56:35,292
Wait, Jules. Wait a minute. Jules.
757
00:56:38,305 --> 00:56:43,641
Would you listen to me, all right?
Bitches are all just panty droppers.
758
00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:45,708
You understand? That's it.
759
00:56:47,118 --> 00:56:47,958
What?
760
00:56:48,591 --> 00:56:54,071
Listen, you give them a Percocet,
two Vicodin and a couple of beers,
761
00:56:54,488 --> 00:56:57,230
and the panties drop. Very nice.
762
00:56:57,742 --> 00:56:59,886
-It's nice.
-It's nice.
763
00:57:01,161 --> 00:57:02,693
Tweeter, do you think
you'll enjoy prison?
764
00:57:02,777 --> 00:57:04,848
I don't know. What?
765
00:57:09,211 --> 00:57:11,650
-Where are we going tonight?
-That's a surprise.
766
00:57:11,734 --> 00:57:13,946
Just make sure everyone's
at the Mini-Mart at 10:00, all right?
767
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,678
-I'm bringing Lance.
-Nice.
768
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:22,589
What the fuck is that?
769
00:57:40,993 --> 00:57:44,550
Oh, my God.
It's star quarterback, Jonnie Moxon.
770
00:57:45,081 --> 00:57:46,421
Somebody hold me up.
771
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,698
Look, there's nothing going
on with Darcy Sears.
772
00:57:49,856 --> 00:57:52,466
All right? I've known her since
kindergarten. Nothing's ever happened.
773
00:57:52,550 --> 00:57:56,078
You mean you've never seen her
in her whipped-cream bikini?
774
00:58:02,097 --> 00:58:03,389
-No.
-Funny.
775
00:58:04,475 --> 00:58:05,750
That's how she got Lance.
776
00:58:06,393 --> 00:58:08,442
Come on, Jules, are we together or what?
777
00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:10,152
I don't date football players.
778
00:58:10,685 --> 00:58:13,162
Come on, Jules,
I've always been a football player.
779
00:58:13,246 --> 00:58:14,541
Number 26.
780
00:58:17,112 --> 00:58:22,041
No, you were something different.
At least I thought you were.
781
00:58:26,997 --> 00:58:28,325
What a Kodak moment.
782
00:58:29,287 --> 00:58:31,619
Star quarterback Jonnie Moxon...
783
00:58:32,127 --> 00:58:34,834
...having a gut-check minute
about who he really is.
784
00:58:34,918 --> 00:58:37,784
-You don't think all this is hard?
-Hard? On who?
785
00:58:38,355 --> 00:58:40,316
-Jules.
-Mox.
786
00:58:41,595 --> 00:58:44,680
We had a thing and it was great, okay.
787
00:58:44,765 --> 00:58:47,665
Things have changed a little bit,
and that's okay.
788
00:58:49,394 --> 00:58:52,234
-Maybe you should go.
-You can't make me leave.
789
00:58:57,194 --> 00:59:01,735
Oh, my God.
Everybody come meet Jonnie Moxon.
790
00:59:01,819 --> 00:59:04,690
The Mox,
the star quarterback of the Coyotes.
791
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,172
He's at my window.
792
00:59:07,613 --> 00:59:09,481
Good game. Good game, man.
793
00:59:42,823 --> 00:59:45,895
-Bring it on.
-These are from Brett.
794
00:59:45,979 --> 00:59:47,936
And you boys are on the house all night.
795
00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:49,491
-All right.
-Oh, yeah.
796
00:59:50,831 --> 00:59:53,359
Gentlemen, I'm gonna go nuts.
797
00:59:53,443 --> 00:59:54,643
My gift to you.
798
00:59:55,970 --> 00:59:57,018
To Kilmer.
799
00:59:57,102 --> 00:59:58,479
-Fuck Kilmer.
-Fuck Kilmer.
800
01:00:00,507 --> 01:00:03,152
Hey, Tweeter. Take my shot, man.
You know I don't drink.
801
01:00:03,236 --> 01:00:06,266
-Come on, you're drinking tonight.
-We got Elwood tomorrow, man.
802
01:00:06,888 --> 01:00:09,573
-We can't be staying up all late.
-Relax.
803
01:00:11,969 --> 01:00:13,505
-Oh, man.
-What a nut.
804
01:00:13,723 --> 01:00:15,283
Hey, you know of all these guys,
805
01:00:15,368 --> 01:00:17,331
you're the only one that came
and visited me in the hospital.
806
01:00:18,150 --> 01:00:19,219
You're a good friend.
807
01:00:21,017 --> 01:00:23,079
And also, and I have to say that,
808
01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:25,862
thank you very much
for dragging my ass out here.
809
01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,150
I appreciate everything
you've done for me.
810
01:00:29,443 --> 01:00:31,515
You're not gonna try and hug me now,
are you?
811
01:00:58,333 --> 01:01:00,558
I just want you to know that I am 18,
812
01:01:00,642 --> 01:01:03,809
and I have had sex
with older women before.
813
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:06,756
It was topical. It was erotic.
814
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,506
I gave it a 9.5. I still got wood. Still.
815
01:01:10,590 --> 01:01:12,603
I gave it a 10.
816
01:01:13,091 --> 01:01:15,643
-A 10. A fucking 10.
-Gentlemen.
817
01:01:16,935 --> 01:01:20,495
I'd like to propose a toast.
To Miss Davis.
818
01:01:20,897 --> 01:01:22,607
-Miss Davis.
-Ten.
819
01:01:45,088 --> 01:01:47,435
Fuck me. It's 7:00.
820
01:01:48,175 --> 01:01:49,393
What'd you just say?
821
01:01:51,094 --> 01:01:52,162
It's 7:00.
822
01:01:56,058 --> 01:01:58,691
-God, what's that smell?
-That's us.
823
01:01:59,728 --> 01:02:03,311
-Who we playing tonight?
-Shit.
824
01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:14,331
10. 3-15. 3-15. Go.
825
01:02:19,790 --> 01:02:23,142
Well, Jon Moxon finding out
how the other half lives here,
826
01:02:23,226 --> 01:02:25,340
Stubby, as he gets crushed on that play.
827
01:02:25,424 --> 01:02:28,356
I tell you, that was a true slobber
knocker on that. He took a whooping,
828
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,254
and Bud Kilmer can't be happy,
the way his team's playing tonight.
829
01:02:31,338 --> 01:02:33,421
Why don't you let
the pom-pom girls play for you?
830
01:02:34,021 --> 01:02:36,039
Goddamn worst game I ever seen.
831
01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:38,463
I thought you said Elwood
wasn't that good.
832
01:02:39,142 --> 01:02:41,281
They ain't. They're playing like shit.
833
01:02:41,534 --> 01:02:44,151
Anybody wanna stop these guys
from planting my ass?
834
01:02:44,235 --> 01:02:45,616
I got the squirts, Mox.
835
01:02:46,933 --> 01:02:48,211
I think that liquor's still in my system.
836
01:02:48,295 --> 01:02:50,381
And I cannot concentrate
because I keep seeing.
837
01:02:50,465 --> 01:02:53,742
Miss Davis' fat ass in my face,
bouncing and...
838
01:02:53,826 --> 01:02:55,378
Look, I'm hung-over, too, all right?
839
01:02:56,307 --> 01:02:58,529
We got to suck it up.
We got to put one in the end zone.
840
01:02:58,839 --> 01:03:01,527
All right, 4-95. Curl, on one.
841
01:03:02,374 --> 01:03:05,070
All right, 4-95. Curl, on one. Eyes up.
842
01:03:06,878 --> 01:03:08,060
-Ready? Break!
-Break!
843
01:05:27,102 --> 01:05:31,220
The hard work of so many is sacrificed...
844
01:05:32,649 --> 01:05:34,675
...by the disrespect of the few.
845
01:05:40,407 --> 01:05:41,307
Moxon,
846
01:05:43,451 --> 01:05:45,256
you sacrificed the honor...
847
01:05:45,829 --> 01:05:49,019
...of this football team
and the town that supports it.
848
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,480
Shit, you poisoned my team, son.
849
01:05:59,092 --> 01:06:02,253
Hope last night was fun. Hope it was fun.
850
01:06:04,014 --> 01:06:05,633
Was it fun? Was it fun?
851
01:06:11,855 --> 01:06:13,619
You think you don't have to listen to me?
852
01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:16,337
Your daddy was a no-talent pussy,
but at least he listened.
853
01:06:28,913 --> 01:06:31,006
Little Billy Bob cry-baby.
854
01:06:32,834 --> 01:06:35,677
You cost me my perfect season.
How does it feel?
855
01:06:37,422 --> 01:06:41,192
Cry me a river, you fat fucking baby.
You disgust me.
856
01:06:41,276 --> 01:06:45,213
My star quarterback is dragging
his leg around, because of you.
857
01:06:46,222 --> 01:06:48,710
And on top of that,
I got to sit and watch you cry about it.
858
01:06:49,684 --> 01:06:50,905
Well, you know what?
859
01:06:52,230 --> 01:06:53,430
Get the fuck out of here.
860
01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:57,558
I don't wanna see your fat face. Get out.
Get the fuck out of here.
861
01:06:57,642 --> 01:06:58,632
Get out of here.
862
01:07:19,047 --> 01:07:21,636
People are saying you organized
an all-night drinking party.
863
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,312
It's why you boys dragged ass out there.
864
01:07:24,396 --> 01:07:25,541
Save it, Dad.
865
01:07:26,356 --> 01:07:28,456
Save it? Save what?
866
01:07:29,243 --> 01:07:31,353
You got the opportunity of a lifetime,
you're treating it like...
867
01:07:31,437 --> 01:07:34,177
Playing football at West Canaan
is not the opportunity of a lifetime.
868
01:07:34,261 --> 01:07:36,883
Your attitude's wrong.
Your tone of voice is wrong.
869
01:07:36,967 --> 01:07:39,012
-This is your opportunity...
-For you.
870
01:07:39,213 --> 01:07:43,027
Playing football at West Canaan may have
been the opportunity of your lifetime,
871
01:07:43,613 --> 01:07:45,461
but I don't want your life.
872
01:07:51,538 --> 01:07:52,830
What the hell's Bacon doing here?
873
01:07:52,914 --> 01:07:54,139
Billy Bob dropped him off.
874
01:07:54,617 --> 01:07:56,218
Said you'd know how to take care of him.
875
01:08:25,029 --> 01:08:26,950
-Mind if I take a seat beside you?
-Don't move.
876
01:08:31,661 --> 01:08:34,263
This is for most-improved player
at lineman camp.
877
01:08:36,364 --> 01:08:37,371
I was 11.
878
01:08:45,175 --> 01:08:48,489
-How'd you find me?
-What the hell are you doing?
879
01:08:52,015 --> 01:08:55,148
Championship trophy. Steelers.
880
01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:58,565
We were nine. Remember this shit?
881
01:09:00,857 --> 01:09:03,073
-Playing Pee-Wee?
-Yeah.
882
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,529
-It was fun.
-No, it wasn't.
883
01:09:06,902 --> 01:09:08,315
I remember getting yelled at.
884
01:09:10,742 --> 01:09:15,465
"You're too fat, Billy Bob!
Too slow and dumb!"
885
01:09:19,751 --> 01:09:23,158
We were just little kids, Mox.
Just little kids.
886
01:09:24,506 --> 01:09:26,171
It's like nothing was never good enough.
887
01:09:28,134 --> 01:09:29,522
-It's almost over.
-No.
888
01:09:31,387 --> 01:09:35,940
-It's over, man. This is so over.
-Come on.
889
01:09:37,018 --> 01:09:38,693
-What?
-This is bullshit.
890
01:09:38,777 --> 01:09:39,913
What?
891
01:09:39,997 --> 01:09:42,096
You're gonna let fucking
football bullshit get you?
892
01:09:42,649 --> 01:09:44,729
Fucking Kilmer?
You're gonna let Kilmer win?
893
01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:47,316
What else am I supposed to do?
894
01:09:49,239 --> 01:09:52,660
-Why don't you fucking tell me?
-Quit! Fuck it!
895
01:09:52,744 --> 01:09:53,973
Who gives a flying fuck
896
01:09:54,058 --> 01:09:56,648
about Bud Kilmer's
23rd district championship?
897
01:09:56,732 --> 01:09:58,156
-I don't.
-I do!
898
01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:01,941
I do.
899
01:10:03,795 --> 01:10:07,448
Man, Coach loved me like a son.
Treated me like one, too.
900
01:10:08,383 --> 01:10:13,104
He told me to protect Lance and I didn't.
I fucked everything up, man.
901
01:10:14,347 --> 01:10:17,217
Kilmer fucked up and every single player
on that team knows it.
902
01:10:18,268 --> 01:10:21,596
That's where you're wrong, Mox.
You're wrong.
903
01:10:24,246 --> 01:10:25,197
Look.
904
01:10:26,035 --> 01:10:29,027
We got one more game left,
and we need you.
905
01:10:34,951 --> 01:10:35,861
I need you.
906
01:10:38,705 --> 01:10:40,586
Who the fuck's gonna protect my ass?
907
01:10:45,628 --> 01:10:46,503
Come on.
908
01:10:51,551 --> 01:10:52,636
Your bony ass?
909
01:10:57,682 --> 01:10:59,105
I don't think I have a bony ass.
910
01:11:01,728 --> 01:11:03,543
I think I have a very nice ass.
911
01:11:06,065 --> 01:11:07,465
It is kind of nice.
912
01:11:21,164 --> 01:11:22,967
Yeah! Yeah!
913
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:27,350
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on,
you son of a bitch!
914
01:11:32,008 --> 01:11:34,674
Sam, we're a little worried
about the Gilroy game.
915
01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:37,890
Yup. You know, this is their first year
to play in our district.
916
01:11:37,974 --> 01:11:40,093
And they were Four-A all last year.
917
01:11:40,178 --> 01:11:43,202
Since they dropped down to Three-A,
they've been killing people.
918
01:11:43,286 --> 01:11:44,862
Hell, they've been hurting people.
919
01:11:44,946 --> 01:11:48,644
Believe me when I tell you,
Mox will stick to the game plan.
920
01:11:48,728 --> 01:11:51,324
-That's what we came to hear.
-Thank you, Sam.
921
01:11:54,197 --> 01:11:56,769
Hey, hey.
What's the deal with these kids?
922
01:11:56,853 --> 01:11:59,061
-These are my people.
-Your people?
923
01:11:59,145 --> 01:12:02,248
-My people.
-Kyle, did you start a cult?
924
01:12:02,332 --> 01:12:04,525
-Yup.
-That's so sweet.
925
01:12:04,872 --> 01:12:08,494
Out! Out! Out!
Come on freakos, get lost! Come on!
926
01:12:10,213 --> 01:12:12,505
Now that's it! No more religions!
927
01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:14,362
You're healthy,
you're gonna play football.
928
01:12:14,446 --> 01:12:15,487
You understand?
929
01:12:16,344 --> 01:12:19,278
Hey, Jonnie,
this here letter came for you yesterday.
930
01:12:21,766 --> 01:12:22,704
Brown.
931
01:12:34,529 --> 01:12:36,319
"Dear Jon, I hope you're as pleased
to receive this letter"
932
01:12:36,403 --> 01:12:37,901
"as I am to send it to you."
933
01:12:37,985 --> 01:12:40,084
"You have been admitted
to the 235th class"
934
01:12:40,168 --> 01:12:42,359
"to enter
the college of Brown University."
935
01:12:42,986 --> 01:12:45,448
Jon. Great, Jon...
936
01:12:46,199 --> 01:12:49,296
"Enclosed in this packet are details
about your university grant package"
937
01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:51,114
"which covers your full financial needs."
938
01:12:51,198 --> 01:12:53,214
Jon, Jonnie. I'm real proud about Brown,
939
01:12:53,298 --> 01:12:55,116
but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.
940
01:12:58,928 --> 01:13:00,244
-Gilroy?
-Yeah.
941
01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:04,744
Tell me who wins.
942
01:13:11,524 --> 01:13:14,718
-What are you so damn happy about?
-My cat's okay. I can play.
943
01:13:15,123 --> 01:13:18,174
I took your advice, they scanned my cat.
I can play!
944
01:13:18,614 --> 01:13:19,617
Scanned your cat?
945
01:13:20,616 --> 01:13:22,264
-You got a CAT scan?
-Yeah!
946
01:13:22,348 --> 01:13:24,442
The doctor said you have
a human brain and that it works?
947
01:13:24,526 --> 01:13:27,574
-Yeah. Can you believe it?
-That's great!
948
01:13:31,753 --> 01:13:32,607
Man.
949
01:13:33,755 --> 01:13:36,306
Good news. Damn, it's good to hear that.
950
01:13:37,175 --> 01:13:41,016
Gentlemen. Now that none of us
are inebriated,
951
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:44,469
I just wanted to remind you
of our little conversation.
952
01:13:45,391 --> 01:13:47,856
I really appreciate
y'all not saying anything.
953
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:49,756
We already made a pact not to say a word.
954
01:13:50,106 --> 01:13:52,475
-Really?
-Miss Davis?
955
01:13:55,526 --> 01:13:57,169
Would you go to prom with me?
956
01:13:57,253 --> 01:13:59,063
-One, two, three.
-Coyotes!
957
01:13:59,147 --> 01:14:01,778
Jog it in! Let's go. Jog it in.
958
01:14:07,121 --> 01:14:08,100
How you feeling, Jonnie?
959
01:14:09,832 --> 01:14:10,906
All right, I guess.
960
01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:17,222
You understand that by running the ball,
we control the clock.
961
01:14:17,882 --> 01:14:21,409
And we can grind them
and the tempo of the game way down.
962
01:14:25,014 --> 01:14:26,483
Are you hearing me?
963
01:14:29,811 --> 01:14:34,698
You disobey me, and I will bury you.
I know about your scholarship to Brown.
964
01:14:34,782 --> 01:14:38,557
I got your grades under review,
and don't you think for a minute
965
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:42,459
that I can't fuck with your transcripts
and get this whole deal blown for you.
966
01:14:49,372 --> 01:14:50,672
I get what I want,
967
01:14:52,448 --> 01:14:54,203
and you get what you want.
968
01:15:00,383 --> 01:15:01,386
That's it.
969
01:15:15,857 --> 01:15:17,541
-Hi.
-What do you want?
970
01:15:19,235 --> 01:15:20,367
I'm really sorry.
971
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,528
I really need to talk to you.
972
01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:26,630
-It's late.
-I got into Brown today.
973
01:15:28,494 --> 01:15:29,910
Full academic scholarship.
974
01:15:31,038 --> 01:15:34,553
Jonnie, that's great! I'm so proud of you.
975
01:15:37,211 --> 01:15:38,342
What? What's wrong?
976
01:15:40,339 --> 01:15:42,075
Kilmer's threatening
to fuck up my scholarship
977
01:15:42,159 --> 01:15:44,016
if I don't play by his rules tomorrow.
978
01:15:44,802 --> 01:15:46,494
-Then quit.
-Can't.
979
01:15:47,138 --> 01:15:49,407
-Then play.
-You don't understand.
980
01:15:49,491 --> 01:15:51,729
-It's just a football game.
-No, it's not.
981
01:15:53,269 --> 01:15:55,137
If it was just football I'd play.
982
01:15:55,855 --> 01:16:00,104
I love football when it's pure,
but this...
983
01:16:03,237 --> 01:16:04,250
This isn't pure.
984
01:16:04,947 --> 01:16:07,683
You're right. I don't understand.
985
01:16:08,951 --> 01:16:12,723
If I play for Kilmer tomorrow and we win,
he wins.
986
01:16:14,332 --> 01:16:15,776
Everyone in West Canaan
will go on believing
987
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:18,274
-he's the best coach that ever lived.
-Yeah.
988
01:16:19,003 --> 01:16:20,668
What about the next team he coaches?
989
01:16:22,178 --> 01:16:23,378
And the one after that?
990
01:16:25,468 --> 01:16:27,494
What if my little brother ends up
playing for him?
991
01:16:28,095 --> 01:16:32,010
I would be buying into
everything that's wrong with this town.
992
01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:35,714
You want some cheese with that whine?
993
01:16:37,438 --> 01:16:39,594
-What?
-You're a whiner.
994
01:16:40,691 --> 01:16:43,071
Why don't you just step up
and play the hero?
995
01:16:45,655 --> 01:16:47,621
-A hero?
-Come on, Mox.
996
01:16:47,963 --> 01:16:49,257
You're a football guy.
997
01:16:49,341 --> 01:16:51,261
You're gonna tell me
you don't know about heroes?
998
01:16:52,495 --> 01:16:53,749
Yeah, but heroes win.
999
01:16:57,959 --> 01:16:59,044
What if I lose?
1000
01:17:08,585 --> 01:17:11,169
Our Father, who art in heaven,
1001
01:17:11,681 --> 01:17:14,900
hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come,
1002
01:17:15,434 --> 01:17:18,886
thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in heaven.
1003
01:17:20,648 --> 01:17:25,112
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
1004
01:17:25,196 --> 01:17:27,979
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
1005
01:17:28,572 --> 01:17:32,950
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
1006
01:17:34,161 --> 01:17:37,751
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
1007
01:17:37,835 --> 01:17:39,078
for ever and ever.
1008
01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:42,148
Amen.
1009
01:17:52,221 --> 01:17:53,165
Listen up, people.
1010
01:17:56,392 --> 01:18:00,293
Everything you've all done to this point
means nothing.
1011
01:18:01,272 --> 01:18:03,371
All of them two a days in the heat
mean nothing,
1012
01:18:03,455 --> 01:18:07,489
all them games we won mean nothing
if you don't win tonight.
1013
01:18:07,778 --> 01:18:09,022
No district title,
1014
01:18:10,571 --> 01:18:11,788
no shot at state.
1015
01:18:13,909 --> 01:18:15,842
This game is 48 minutes,
1016
01:18:16,987 --> 01:18:19,315
for the next 48 years of your life!
1017
01:18:22,543 --> 01:18:24,028
Okay, break it down!
1018
01:18:25,823 --> 01:18:27,170
Let's go. Coyotes, on three!
1019
01:18:27,254 --> 01:18:29,147
-One, two, three.
-Coyotes!
1020
01:18:37,558 --> 01:18:40,585
West Canaan versus Gilroy
for the whole megillah.
1021
01:18:40,670 --> 01:18:43,412
This is the game.
This is what it's all about.
1022
01:18:48,944 --> 01:18:53,411
Coyotes will receive the ball.
You gentlemen shake hands.
1023
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:55,809
Let's have a good,
hard-hitting, clean football game.
1024
01:18:56,463 --> 01:18:59,447
Coyotes have won the toss.
Pass out the ammunition,
1025
01:18:59,531 --> 01:19:00,930
let's go to war!
1026
01:19:16,806 --> 01:19:20,266
I right, shift 52. We are a running team.
1027
01:19:21,143 --> 01:19:22,607
Remember what I said.
1028
01:19:23,813 --> 01:19:25,169
Now, go fetch me a championship!
1029
01:19:25,253 --> 01:19:27,130
-Go on!
-Let's go, Moxon!
1030
01:19:27,214 --> 01:19:28,436
Get down their throats now!
1031
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:32,002
Blue 19! Blue 19! Go!
1032
01:20:05,980 --> 01:20:08,525
What a great drive.
Basically going to Brown the whole way.
1033
01:20:08,609 --> 01:20:10,876
You can stamp "U.S. mail" on his butt.
1034
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,824
First and go from the eight.
1035
01:20:12,908 --> 01:20:14,988
You got to give it to Brown
and let him take it in.
1036
01:20:15,072 --> 01:20:16,677
Slot left, 35 dive.
1037
01:20:17,867 --> 01:20:19,566
Move your ass in, let's go!
1038
01:20:20,077 --> 01:20:22,256
Here we go. Slot left, 35 dive.
1039
01:20:24,290 --> 01:20:26,306
Fucking Kilmer! Shit's fucked up.
1040
01:20:26,390 --> 01:20:28,004
We'll change that to 25 dot.
1041
01:20:28,088 --> 01:20:30,022
-Don't be stupid.
-What? No way, man.
1042
01:20:30,106 --> 01:20:32,530
Does somebody have a problem with
Wendell putting one in the end zone?
1043
01:20:32,614 --> 01:20:34,401
-No, sir.
-I didn't think so.
1044
01:20:34,842 --> 01:20:39,910
Slot left, 25 dive, on one.
Slot left, 25 dive, on one. Ready?
1045
01:20:39,994 --> 01:20:40,877
-Break!
-Break!
1046
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,272
-Let's take it in.
-Go!
1047
01:20:55,571 --> 01:20:56,821
Yeah!
1048
01:20:58,782 --> 01:21:02,733
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1049
01:21:04,246 --> 01:21:06,396
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
1050
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:14,684
Yeah! Yeah!
1051
01:21:15,716 --> 01:21:18,937
-Thanks, Mox. Thanks, baby.
-Yeah! Let's go.
1052
01:21:19,845 --> 01:21:21,306
Yeah, keep it up, asshole.
1053
01:21:21,886 --> 01:21:23,537
Coyotes leading 7 to nothing.
1054
01:21:23,622 --> 01:21:26,351
Gilroy with the football
just at mid-field.
1055
01:21:26,435 --> 01:21:30,019
Byron "Booger" Bosell gets the pitch.
He's at mid-field.
1056
01:21:30,103 --> 01:21:35,104
-He's gonna go.
-40, 35, he's at the 30, 20,15,10.
1057
01:21:35,188 --> 01:21:37,558
Touchdown! Good grief!
1058
01:21:45,383 --> 01:21:46,564
Ten!
1059
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:54,547
Green 15! Green 15! Go!
1060
01:22:04,808 --> 01:22:06,860
What a hit on Brown.
1061
01:22:06,944 --> 01:22:10,810
I tell you, that was about as ferocious
a hit as I've seen all year.
1062
01:22:10,894 --> 01:22:13,237
He's in pain. And the bad thing about it,
1063
01:22:13,321 --> 01:22:16,322
-if he can't come back in and play...
-What about the Coyotes?
1064
01:22:16,610 --> 01:22:19,499
Get me off the field!
Get me off the field!
1065
01:22:22,324 --> 01:22:24,121
Lean on him. Lean on him.
1066
01:22:28,497 --> 01:22:29,499
He tore something.
1067
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:32,235
Can you fix him?
1068
01:22:34,037 --> 01:22:34,961
If he'll let us.
1069
01:22:35,963 --> 01:22:38,948
-Make him understand.
-Yes, sir.
1070
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,989
-How you feeling, boy?
-Feeling all right, Coach.
1071
01:22:42,073 --> 01:22:43,431
Took a pretty good shot there.
1072
01:22:44,513 --> 01:22:46,701
-Let the old trainer take a look at it.
-Yes, sir.
1073
01:22:47,182 --> 01:22:50,586
Gilroy with the football,
Punkie Tyler, quarterback,
1074
01:22:50,670 --> 01:22:52,069
he wants to throw.
1075
01:22:52,881 --> 01:22:55,247
Throws long, and it is caught!
1076
01:22:56,817 --> 01:22:58,955
Touchdown! Gilroy!
1077
01:23:01,614 --> 01:23:03,663
Hoofed down there by Mad Dog
in the end zone,
1078
01:23:03,747 --> 01:23:05,741
and look at him dance with the football.
1079
01:23:05,825 --> 01:23:06,955
Get some mustard.
1080
01:23:07,870 --> 01:23:11,013
There ain't no room for that hully-gully
stuff down there like that.
1081
01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:20,306
Kneel on it.
1082
01:23:21,133 --> 01:23:23,170
Coach, there's a minute and a half left!
Let me throw something.
1083
01:23:23,254 --> 01:23:26,565
I ain't interested in another turnover.
Get out there!
1084
01:23:31,893 --> 01:23:32,779
Move it!
1085
01:23:34,675 --> 01:23:36,249
Thinks I'm here for his entertainment.
1086
01:23:39,693 --> 01:23:41,318
Set. Go!
1087
01:23:45,616 --> 01:23:49,482
Well, the clock winding down,
and I can't say that I understand this.
1088
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:53,506
-Moxon, kneeling on the football.
-That's gutless football.
1089
01:23:53,590 --> 01:23:55,345
And listen to this crowd.
1090
01:24:02,383 --> 01:24:06,638
Well, at the end of the first half,
Coyotes trailing 14 to 7.
1091
01:24:09,723 --> 01:24:12,847
You're a gamer, Wendell. Let's do this.
You'll be good to go.
1092
01:24:19,608 --> 01:24:21,259
-What are you doing?
-He's getting back in the game!
1093
01:24:21,343 --> 01:24:22,274
Close the door.
1094
01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:26,045
-Wendell, don't do this.
-Hey, Coach, I heard a pop.
1095
01:24:26,129 --> 01:24:28,649
-You know, I think he's hurt pretty bad.
-You get out of here!
1096
01:24:28,742 --> 01:24:32,036
You all wouldn't know anything
about dedication, team play.
1097
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,164
But I would.
1098
01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:37,926
Don't do it, Wendell.
It's not worth it, man.
1099
01:24:38,168 --> 01:24:39,808
You gonna listen to that from a gimp
1100
01:24:39,892 --> 01:24:42,540
who's praying that we'll lose,
so he can be the missing link?
1101
01:24:42,624 --> 01:24:43,743
Maybe I shouldn't do it.
1102
01:24:43,827 --> 01:24:45,862
-Get the hell out of here!
-Don't do it.
1103
01:24:45,946 --> 01:24:47,162
Before I lose my temper! Get out!
1104
01:24:47,246 --> 01:24:48,498
-Don't do it, Wendell.
-Get out of here.
1105
01:24:48,582 --> 01:24:50,462
If that needle goes
anywhere near Wendell's leg,
1106
01:24:51,056 --> 01:24:52,567
I swear to God on my mother's grave
1107
01:24:52,651 --> 01:24:55,227
I will rip your arms off
and beat you to death with them!
1108
01:24:56,145 --> 01:24:58,799
You stay the hell out of this, Billy Bob.
This has nothing to do with you.
1109
01:24:58,883 --> 01:25:00,558
This has to do with all of us.
1110
01:25:01,973 --> 01:25:03,418
We kill ourselves for you.
1111
01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:06,195
Year round, we play hurt, we play sick,
1112
01:25:06,279 --> 01:25:08,396
and we spend most of that time
scared that we're gonna screw up
1113
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,427
and you're gonna kick our ass,
1114
01:25:09,511 --> 01:25:11,667
because you don't really
give a fuck about us!
1115
01:25:13,412 --> 01:25:15,258
All you care about
is your next district title.
1116
01:25:15,995 --> 01:25:17,068
Give him the shot.
1117
01:25:17,774 --> 01:25:20,713
You give him that shot, you find
yourself another fucking quarterback.
1118
01:25:21,295 --> 01:25:23,396
You about ready
to lose that scholarship, boy?
1119
01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:25,336
If it keeps that needle out of his leg,
absolutely.
1120
01:25:25,420 --> 01:25:26,364
Good.
1121
01:25:27,342 --> 01:25:28,430
Fuck it, I'm out.
1122
01:25:29,061 --> 01:25:32,513
That's good! That's good! Finally!
1123
01:25:33,474 --> 01:25:36,192
-Tweeter, you take the snaps.
-No, I won't.
1124
01:25:37,644 --> 01:25:38,917
No, I'm out, Coach.
1125
01:25:40,856 --> 01:25:43,051
-What'd you say?
-I said, I'm out.
1126
01:25:43,653 --> 01:25:44,705
I'm with them.
1127
01:25:45,650 --> 01:25:48,130
The only way we're going back out
on that field is without you.
1128
01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:56,523
-I'm gonna pull the shit out of you!
-Get him off! Get him off!
1129
01:26:06,048 --> 01:26:09,662
All right, get your helmets on,
and take the field. Let's go, let's go!
1130
01:26:10,713 --> 01:26:13,869
Let's go now! Let's go, God damn it!
1131
01:26:23,565 --> 01:26:25,009
I'm walking out that door.
1132
01:26:26,003 --> 01:26:27,270
I want you all to trust me...
1133
01:26:29,307 --> 01:26:30,494
...and follow me out there.
1134
01:26:33,826 --> 01:26:36,095
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
1135
01:26:38,789 --> 01:26:40,209
Let's go after that time now.
1136
01:26:40,874 --> 01:26:43,757
Let's go! Let's go. Let's go.
1137
01:27:36,763 --> 01:27:38,459
Before this game started, Kilmer said,
1138
01:27:38,974 --> 01:27:41,976
"48 minutes
for the next 48 years of our lives."
1139
01:27:43,812 --> 01:27:46,347
I say, fuck that. All right?
1140
01:27:47,858 --> 01:27:49,157
I say, fuck that.
1141
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:51,987
Let's go out there,
1142
01:27:52,404 --> 01:27:55,314
and we'll play the next 24 minutes
for the next 24 minutes,
1143
01:27:56,074 --> 01:27:57,674
and we'll leave it all out on the field.
1144
01:27:58,994 --> 01:28:00,524
We've got the rest of our lives
to be mediocre,
1145
01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:04,196
but we have the opportunity to play
like gods for the next half of football.
1146
01:28:06,710 --> 01:28:10,319
But we can't be afraid to lose.
There's no room for fear in this game.
1147
01:28:12,674 --> 01:28:15,534
Now, we go out there and we half-ass it
because we're scared,
1148
01:28:16,428 --> 01:28:17,864
all we're left with is an excuse.
1149
01:28:19,084 --> 01:28:20,236
We're always gonna wonder.
1150
01:28:21,850 --> 01:28:26,149
But if we go out there
and we give it absolutely everything,
1151
01:28:29,107 --> 01:28:30,100
that's heroic.
1152
01:28:34,905 --> 01:28:35,971
Let's be heroes.
1153
01:28:37,940 --> 01:28:40,424
-Come on.
-Who's ready? Give it up!
1154
01:28:42,329 --> 01:28:43,285
Come on.
1155
01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:49,705
What do you say, boys?
What do you say, boys?
1156
01:28:53,048 --> 01:28:56,434
All right! All right! Go!
1157
01:29:36,683 --> 01:29:39,385
Field goal for Gilroy. It is good.
1158
01:29:39,469 --> 01:29:41,725
Gilroy leads 17 to 7
1159
01:29:41,809 --> 01:29:46,054
with 8:10 left in the ball game,
and still no Bud Kilmer.
1160
01:29:46,138 --> 01:29:49,682
All right! Listen up! Listen up!
I need five wide receivers.
1161
01:29:49,766 --> 01:29:53,439
We're running an oop-Dee-oop.
No tight ends, no running backs.
1162
01:29:53,523 --> 01:29:56,710
I want four receivers stacked left.
Tweeter, you on the right.
1163
01:29:56,794 --> 01:29:58,100
We're gonna overload their left side.
1164
01:29:58,184 --> 01:29:59,840
Force them to cover Tweeter one on one!
1165
01:29:59,924 --> 01:30:01,400
-And no huddles.
-What?
1166
01:30:01,484 --> 01:30:04,105
I'll call the plays from the line.
Defense'll never know what hit them!
1167
01:30:04,189 --> 01:30:05,727
All right, let's go! Come on.
Break it down!
1168
01:30:05,811 --> 01:30:07,366
Let's go! Let's go!
1169
01:30:07,592 --> 01:30:10,516
-On three. One, two, three, Coyotes!
-Coyotes!
1170
01:30:17,132 --> 01:30:18,752
-Let's go!
-Go!
1171
01:30:23,138 --> 01:30:24,138
All right!
1172
01:30:24,222 --> 01:30:27,808
Pass completed that time to Tweeter
for 16, and they're going again.
1173
01:30:27,893 --> 01:30:29,394
Tweeter on the left!
Gonzales on the right!
1174
01:30:29,478 --> 01:30:32,688
I don't know what you call this offense,
but look at all those receivers.
1175
01:30:32,773 --> 01:30:34,231
Three, four, five?
1176
01:30:34,316 --> 01:30:35,416
Go!
1177
01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:40,119
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
1178
01:30:41,406 --> 01:30:42,626
Gonzales, complete!
1179
01:30:42,711 --> 01:30:45,346
One more time and they hurry
up for the line of scrimmage.
1180
01:30:45,430 --> 01:30:46,743
Look at all the receivers!
1181
01:30:58,580 --> 01:31:01,624
Long pass this time, Moxon. Touchdown!
1182
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:18,156
While the Coyotes celebrate,
the question I've got to you,
1183
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,983
where in the world is Bud Kilmer?
Did you hurt his feelings?
1184
01:31:21,068 --> 01:31:23,152
Well, after the touchdown,
I was looking down on the sidelines,
1185
01:31:23,236 --> 01:31:24,470
and he's nowhere to be found.
1186
01:31:25,867 --> 01:31:29,275
-Come on! Let's go!
-Defense! Defense!
1187
01:31:59,693 --> 01:32:03,971
-Defense, defense, defense!
-Defense, defense, defense!
1188
01:32:04,055 --> 01:32:05,611
Let's go, defense!
1189
01:32:06,164 --> 01:32:07,194
Go!
1190
01:32:20,088 --> 01:32:21,672
All right, now, let's go!
1191
01:32:26,928 --> 01:32:30,707
-They're punting it.
-Yup. And we're out of time-outs, too.
1192
01:32:30,791 --> 01:32:34,737
-If we don't block this, it's over.
-Coach Lance, put me in there.
1193
01:32:34,821 --> 01:32:35,765
We'll block it.
1194
01:32:37,081 --> 01:32:38,618
What, you wanna play defense?
1195
01:32:38,702 --> 01:32:40,792
Put me in there! We'll block it!
1196
01:32:43,278 --> 01:32:44,359
All right, get out there.
1197
01:32:45,112 --> 01:32:46,950
Thirty-eight seconds left
to go in the ball game.
1198
01:32:47,034 --> 01:32:49,126
Gilroy with the lead 17 to 14.
1199
01:32:49,210 --> 01:32:52,379
Billy Bob has come into the ball game
for the Coyotes.
1200
01:33:28,907 --> 01:33:29,990
Oh, yeah!
1201
01:33:30,075 --> 01:33:34,743
Charlie Tweeter blocks the punt!
He blocks the punt! Charlie Tweeter!
1202
01:33:34,827 --> 01:33:39,309
I tell you what, Billy Bob, man child,
got his own zip code, opens a hole up,
1203
01:33:39,393 --> 01:33:42,199
Tweeter comes in, throws his hand up.
What a great job, big boy!
1204
01:33:42,283 --> 01:33:44,216
Coyotes still have a chance.
1205
01:33:44,673 --> 01:33:46,457
Twins right, Z out, on one.
1206
01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:48,540
Tweeter, make sure
you get the hell out of bounds.
1207
01:33:48,624 --> 01:33:50,774
Twins right, Z out, on one. Ready?
1208
01:33:50,858 --> 01:33:51,858
-Break!
-Break!
1209
01:34:06,736 --> 01:34:09,013
Get out! Get out! Damn it! Damn it!
1210
01:34:09,531 --> 01:34:11,223
Oh, jeez! Come on!
1211
01:34:12,033 --> 01:34:13,951
Pass was good to Tweeter
but he didn't get out of bounds!
1212
01:34:14,035 --> 01:34:15,640
-He didn't get out.
-The clock is still running!
1213
01:34:15,724 --> 01:34:17,032
The clock's still running!
1214
01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:20,810
Come on, let's go quick! On the ball!
1215
01:34:20,894 --> 01:34:23,012
Clock's on, get down!
Clock's on, get down!
1216
01:34:26,047 --> 01:34:27,121
Safe! Go!
1217
01:34:46,776 --> 01:34:50,240
Billy Bob? This is it!
The man who got us here.
1218
01:34:50,324 --> 01:34:52,306
-You ready?
-You don't think that lame-ass play...
1219
01:34:52,390 --> 01:34:55,151
...where I run down field and act
like I'm lost is gonna work, do you?
1220
01:34:55,744 --> 01:35:00,425
Split left 90. Hook and ladder, on one.
Split left 90. Hook and ladder, on one.
1221
01:35:00,509 --> 01:35:01,728
-Ready? Break!
-Break!
1222
01:35:02,459 --> 01:35:05,277
-Touchdown! Touchdown!
-Touchdown! Touchdown!
1223
01:35:05,811 --> 01:35:12,811
Touchdown! Touchdown!
Touchdown! Touchdown!
1224
01:36:45,270 --> 01:36:48,331
Oh, my God! Billy Bob!
1225
01:37:02,871 --> 01:37:05,451
Good gosh all mighty Joe Friday!
Billy Bob!
1226
01:37:05,535 --> 01:37:10,204
Billy Bob! Billy Bob! Coyotes win!
Coyotes win! Coyotes win!
1227
01:37:10,288 --> 01:37:13,294
Twenty-three district championships!
1228
01:37:16,174 --> 01:37:17,041
Mox!
1229
01:37:17,431 --> 01:37:19,320
Excuse me. Mox!
1230
01:37:21,848 --> 01:37:25,857
-Mox.
-Hey! Down! Down! Down!
1231
01:37:29,063 --> 01:37:32,805
Now wait a minute, wait a minute.
I thought you only kissed heroes.
1232
01:37:39,866 --> 01:37:43,077
And for some of us,
it ended without us knowing.
1233
01:37:45,079 --> 01:37:46,633
Maybe these were the last days.
1234
01:37:47,353 --> 01:37:49,093
I never played football again,
1235
01:37:51,211 --> 01:37:53,073
but I will never forget that day.
1236
01:38:02,438 --> 01:38:04,880
Billy Bob cried,
'cause he's a bit of a crier.
1237
01:38:08,394 --> 01:38:12,175
And Tweeter drank beers,
because, well, Tweeter drinks beer.
1238
01:38:15,777 --> 01:38:16,906
Lance is happy.
1239
01:38:18,488 --> 01:38:20,566
He found his calling as a football coach.
1240
01:38:23,952 --> 01:38:26,359
Wendell got his ride to Grambling.
1241
01:38:28,665 --> 01:38:32,369
That statue still stands, but only
because it was too heavy to move.
1242
01:38:33,962 --> 01:38:35,405
Kilmer never coached again.
1243
01:38:37,298 --> 01:38:38,781
I took my scholarship,
1244
01:38:39,779 --> 01:38:41,785
and I will graduate
from Brown University.
1245
01:38:47,350 --> 01:38:48,608
The day was ours,
1246
01:38:50,805 --> 01:38:52,997
and no one could ever take it away.
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