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[Indistinct chanting]
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[Indistinct chanting]
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So I don't know what Scott's doing in there, but
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I mean, you can hear him in there like...
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He's saying something, he's like chanting some weirdass stuff
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I don't know
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He's been in there for like two days
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I mean, I know he's in there, I just...
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He's doesn't come out, I keep knocking
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I keep texting him, calling him and
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I don't know
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Okay, so I just heard a scream in there
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and it wasn't--
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*SCREAM*
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Oh shit!
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Holy shit!
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What the hell?! Oh my God, Joe!
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Joe! What are you doing in here?!
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Stop filming!
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What are you doing in here?!
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Joe! Stop right now! Stop filming!
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Jesus Christ!
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Okay, so these assholes
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were summoning a demon
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in my own house.
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A Goetia, Joe. It's called a Goetia, not a demon.
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Whatever, same thing. You were summoning a Goetia
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You weren't supposed to come in the door!
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in my own house without even telling me!
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You were the one that interrupted the ritual, okay!
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Guys! stop, stop! Alright, look.
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Me and Lena have not eaten for like two days, alright.
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We need food.
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You got this... soup?
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Soup? Looks like you've got some here
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Yeah, uh
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Can we get some of this?
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Yeah, I just made that, so
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Soup's on
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Look, uh, can you just save some for me?
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Yes, Joe.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I just made it.
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So I don't know
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I don't know if I believe in this stuff
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but
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I don't know if I want to believe in this stuff either, you know?
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You'll be fine, Joe.
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Fine? How will I be fine? You just said there's a demon loose in this house.
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No, it's not loose in the house. It's loose in the world.
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Well, it could be loose in the house too.
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It could be but you'll be fine, Joe. Stop freaking out.
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Oh yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna be fine...
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They said I'm gonna be fine because of my religion
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like
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but everybody else is, you know, kinda screwed.
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Joe, the only one who could actually be affected by this is Scott.
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Yeah, Joe. I'm the only one who has anything to lose. Alright?
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Potentially,
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this demon can actually jump into Scott's body.
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Um, no.
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Joe, can you stop filming already?
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We don't want anyone seeing this.
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Stop telling him to stop filming, alright
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We've been doing this thing for two days.
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You were the one who was supposed to put the sign on the door.
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Don't give me that shit, you fucking bitch!!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa, dude.
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Um, Joe, can I talk to you for a second?
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Whoa, Scott, what's going on, man?
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Um, Joe, let me just talk to you for one second...
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Jesus, what's happening?
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Oh my God
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If you're gonna look at me, then film me!
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That's not Scott.
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What?!
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Film me!
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That's not Scott.
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What do you mean that's not Scott?
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I mean the demon jumped inside him.
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Don't listen to that bitch!
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Whoa, Scott! You can't be talking like this out here.
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And why's that, Mr. YouTube?
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Because the cops will get called on us.
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And what are those bitches gonna do?
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What?! They'll taze you!
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Mr. Funnyman afraid of a little electricity?
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Yes!
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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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Hold on, hold on
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Scott
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Scott, are you a demon?
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Yes, he is! Who are you, and what is--
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*SLAP*
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Whoa! Jesus!
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Whoa, Scott! What the hell's going on with you, man?
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Scott?! Scott!
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*GROWL*
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Whoa shit!!!
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Oh my God! Hurry hurry hurry hurry!
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Please please please!
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Oh my God! Hurry! Hurry!
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Oh shit!
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Scott! Holy shit, Scott!
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We need to get to Eagle Rock. Come on, we need to get to Eagle Rock!
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What?! What are you talking about?! Scott!
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I've got his keys. Let's go.
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Where is he going?
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He's gonna try to get in through the front, I guess.
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Oh my God, we've got to meet him!
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We need to meet him!
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Here, take this.
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What?
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Hurry.
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Why am I holding this?
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Just trust me. I'll tell you in the car, okay?
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What?
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And this.
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Wait a minute. Is he really possessed?
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Yes, he is.
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That's why we're taking these things. Okay?
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Let's go. Chop chop!
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I forgot something.
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Wait, why don't you just get a priest?
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Um, because a priest has never, not once, successfully exorcised a demon from the human body.
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If it appears to have happened, it would likely happen because the demon got tired
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of feeling the pain of the human body as it began deteriorating from malnourishment. Okay?
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What about Jesus?
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Jesus wasn't a Catholic, nor a Christian.
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What are you talking about? Sure he was.
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No, Joe. Christ's followers were Christian. Jesus was a Jew
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or more importantly, a Kabbalist.
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Jews and Christians do not have the tools to control spirits.
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What's a Kabbalist?
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Kabbalists are Jewish mystics.
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Wait, so Jesus was a mystic?
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Yes. He was.
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Wait wait wait wait wait
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I need another camera.
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Why? Uh, Joe, we cannot film this.
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Yes! Look!
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The tripods are already set up. Okay?
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Yeah, I see that, but we don't need to film this.
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No, no, I just need another camera.
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I just want to put this here.
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Look, the tripod's already set up from the last shoot.
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They're already in the car.
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I see that. Please.
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Joe, come on!
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Okay.
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Here, take this.
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Why?
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Oh, God.
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What are you gonna do with the footage, Joe?
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I don't know.
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Well, are you gonna post it?
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I don't know. Look, I promise you...
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Look, I promise you
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I'll tell you before I do. Okay?
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I told you, the tripod is already set up.
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Before you post it, you'll promise me to tell me before you post it, when I don't want you to post it
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Yes, I'll let you know.
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Joe! Oh my God.
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So is Scott gonna be out there?
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Uh, yeah, actually he might be if he got in through the front.
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Is he gonna hurt somebody?
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No, just me.
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Wait. Why not me?
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I mean, if you try and get involved, then yes. But no, he's really just after me.
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So why is he after you?
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Does it matter? You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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I'm turning this camera off.
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Wait, no no no, why?!
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Joe, I can tell the only reason you're filming this is cause you're gonna post it.
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Look, I promise you, okay. I promise you...
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I'll show you the footage. Okay? I'll let you know before I post it.
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Yeah yeah yeah, right, K
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Dude, I'm seriously freaked out right now.
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Oh my God!
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Keep filming!!!
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Oh my God! Just fucking drive, Joe!
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Oh my God! Oh my mother!
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Oooohh!!
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Okay
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What are you doing?
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I just need a moment. Okay?
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This is crazy.
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Um, yeah, it is.
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This is crazy.
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Lena, you understand
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that the cops are being called on Scott right now.
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Yes, I know, but the further that we get from him, the better.
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What are you talking about?!
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He is freaking out!
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We just need to get to Eagle Rock. Okay? We'll be fine. He'll be fine.
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How will he be fine?
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Just trust me, Joe. The further that we get away from him, the better that he will get.
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How? Why?!
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Joe, that stuff in your bag
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that stuff in your bag that I asked you to take
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is the only stuff that was in the circle when we performed the ritual.
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That stuff is the closest thing to the Goetia when we summoned it, so it is most attracted to the stuff.
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Yes, I understand that!
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Why did you bring it with us?
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We need the Goetia to finish the ritual.
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Lena, I don't want to be anywhere near this Goetia!
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I'm aware.
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I don't want any part of this. Okay?
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I just came home... I just heard a scream, that's it.
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That's all!
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And then you opened the door, and completely ruined the ritual. Completely!
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Whatever! Why don't you do this yourself?
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Just take, like, an Uber or Lyft or something?
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No
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I need you
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Okay?
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Just do it.
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Okay
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Wait a minute
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Wait a minute
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Did you stage this?
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What? No, Joe.
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We didn't stage this.
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This is something you would do.
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Ha! Joe, I am not messing with you. We did not stage this.
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You can't stage this shit!
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What do you mean? This is totally something--
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What do I mean?
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Joe, I just need a ride to Eagle Rock. I will give you gas money. I will pay for your next whatever.
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Let's just get to Eagle Rock, please. This is very important.
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OK, OK, fine.
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Here, film. Film me.
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God, okay then, thank you. I will film if you drive me, how bout that?
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Okay
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Please, I just want to get to Eagle Rock.
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Keep filming! Keep filming!
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Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my fucking God!
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Jesus!
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Oh my God! What the fuck is going on today?!
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Joe! Joe!
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Damn! That was the Goetia!
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Oh my God, I need to call someone. I need to call someone.
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Can all these guys turn psychotic?!
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Oh my God, this is filming too.
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Okay so, the reason
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that it was okay
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to summon
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a demon
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in my house was because these idiots made a sign.
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Here. See.
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Joe: We're OK, please don't open the door, we're summoning a Goetia
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and if you open this door, you'll let it out.
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And see how I taped it like that
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See how easy it is? And the reason I say that is because
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these guys forgot to tape it
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Scott was supposed to do it, Joe.
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How would he forget to do something like that?!
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I don't know! I don't know!
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We don't have to go over this.
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*KNOCKING*
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Oh my God
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What did I tell you?!
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Andrew!
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What did I tell you?!
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Dammit, Lena! I told you, you do not have the kind of experience to do something like this!
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Scott said he knew what he was doing.
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Scott doesn't know what the fuck he's doing either!
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God!
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Where's the ground?
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Right here.
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What the f--?! All of that?!
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Yeah
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Lena, you don't need all of that!
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I'm sorry, I didn't know.
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Wait, you don't know how to do this? You told me you knew how to do this.
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You said you did it before.
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Oh! You've done this before!
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Just three times
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with Scott.
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Okay, Joe. Listen to me.
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I need you to take all that grounded items
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drive somewhere far away from here and burn it all.
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Wait, what?!
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I'm not gonna do that. It's California!
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Joe, you have to, okay? This is way too much stuff.
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Look, did either one of you run into any trouble on the way here?
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Yeah, that psychotic guy.
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And Scott.
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And Scott?
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Look Joe, I really, really need you to do this, okay?
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Just go somewhere remote and burn it all.
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Wait, are you staying here?
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No, look, Lena and I need to go finish the ritual.
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Wait. Can you film it?
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What the fuck? No! Joe, absolutely not! No!
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Look, that's the only reason I'm doing this!
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Well then you shouldn't be doing this!
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Fuck! Let's go guys.
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Alright Joe, you know what you're doing?
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Yeah, yeah, I know what I'm doing.
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You know, Andrew
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I had no idea that
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that you were into this, kinda, like, magic stuff.
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Oh. Oh yeah, man. I love this shit.
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Actually I've been doing it since I was, like, 5 years old.
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You know? Just kinda raised into it.
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Nice. Well, I had no idea.
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Yeah, definitely, definitely.
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Alright man, well, after you burn all this stuff
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just come back and find us. We're gonna be at the top of the mountain finishing the ritual.
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Sounds good.
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Perfect.
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Oh hey, um. Real quick.
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Here. Uh, just make sure that's playing at all times
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and you should be fine.
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Okay, great.
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Let's go, Lena.
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I may
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or may not have just done something
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incredibly illegal.
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I mean, I'm not saying I did anything, I'm not saying I didn't,
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but that thing is incr--
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Hey man, hey I'm sorry but, can you give me a ride, man? My car broke down.
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What?! No, I can't get you a ride!
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Just a little help.
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Where is she? Is she on the mountain?
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What?! Screw you, dude!
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Look, I'm sorry for slapping her. I was just trying to knock some sense into her.
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I just need to talk to her! Wait! Wait!
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Jesus Christ!
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Holy shit, dude!
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Holy shit!
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Holy shit, ok.
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I guess I was supposed to be playing this music
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it's like warding off
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warding off these guys.
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Let's hear this.
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What the hell is this?
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Hold on.
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What the hell?
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What the hell is this crap?
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Maybe the next track is better.
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Hold on.
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Let me hear this.
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Holy shit, dude.
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Holy shit.
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I can still hear it.
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Oh my God.
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Do you see that?
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Holy shit, dude.
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Okay
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Dude, I can still hear it!
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Oh, there it goes.
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00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:47,300
There it goes. Okay, yeah. There it goes.
358
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Okay, so that's how far. Way over there.
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That's how far it is.
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Did you do it?
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Nope.
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What?!
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We gotta find Scott.
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What?! Why?!
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We need Scott.
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00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:04,880
Look Joe, I don't want to be saying this shit out in public. I'll tell you in the car.
367
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,220
Sorry, sorry.
368
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,758
So what's going on with Scott?
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He's a demon, Joe.
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Yes! Yes, we know that.
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No, Joe, I mean he is full possessed.
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Look, Scott is "the ground". Which means that you just burned all that shit for no reason.
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HOLY SHIT!!!
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Joe, why are you filming this?
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Because!
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00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,458
Look, Joe, I don't want this filmed!
377
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:37,818
Well then I'm not driving you around. You took a Lyft here, why don't you take one back?
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Come on, Joe.
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Jesus Christ.
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You just
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You just said that my best friend
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is a demon, and you don't expect me to film?!
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Come on, Joe.
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Look, unfortunately, we need you now more than ever.
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You know, in fact, I don't think we can do this without you.
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00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:57,380
What?
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Yeah.
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Well then I'm filming!
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Here, take this, help me film.
390
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:09,418
Okay, fine. But promise me you won't post this. Okay?
391
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:12,338
I do not want people to see the rituals. Alright?
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Not without at least knowing the basics.
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00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:19,138
They're gonna end up just like Lena, and then there'll be situations like this EVERYWHERE! Okay?
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I promise. I'll let you see the footage
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and I won't post the rituals.
396
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,458
Alright then.
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Fine.
398
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,198
I wanna know what the hell's going on.
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00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:36,078
Well, it's pretty simple. You see, Scott and Lena summoned a fucking demon
400
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without knowing what the fuck they were actually doing.
401
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,218
You said you weren't gonna help us, so...
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00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:43,518
You guys are young, OK? You don't need help.
403
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,278
Just cause we're young doesn't mean that we don't need help, or money.
404
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,558
Wait, what?!
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00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,898
Mm, yeah yeah yeah, they summoned a demon for money.
406
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:52,760
What?!
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00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,918
You summoned a demon for money in my house?
408
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,418
No, for an acting role.
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Wait a minute, you potentially sacrificed your soul
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for an acting role in my house?!
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00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,098
Honestly Joe, it's not that big of a deal.
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It happens all the time, but you just gotta know what you're doing.
413
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,038
Look, people do it for all sorts of reasons.
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You could summon a Goetia to cure a disease, or to make sure your favorite team wins a big game.
415
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:34,138
But you just, you gotta be careful, because if you don't know what you're doing
416
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it could potentially end up controlling you, like it's doing with Scott right now.
417
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,360
Why do we need to find Scott then?
418
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,660
Cause Scott is the demon.
419
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,040
The demon is up there!
420
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,020
No, Joe
421
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Scott is the demon.
422
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,518
Andrew, that guy attacked me!
423
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,198
Okay, I understand that, but it doesn't work like that.
424
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,178
It's not like in the comic books, or in the movies.
425
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:04,818
Different demons do different things, Joe.
426
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:08,578
Some demons, like this one, can possess multiple people at the same time.
427
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But the main person the demon has possessed,
428
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the person who did the ritual wrong
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who is Scott, who is "the ground"
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the physical thing that is tying them to this world.
431
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,440
That's why the sign wasn't on the door, Joe.
432
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,778
Scott had already been possessed, and he took the sign down
433
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:32,358
and since Lena was in the circle when the circle was broken, she is now the one the demon is trying to kill.
434
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:37,140
These other guys are just like side effects, like a demonic radiation.
435
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,158
Dude! Dude! That's the guy right there!
436
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,178
Drive Joe!
437
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,398
Jesus Christ!
438
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,040
Get us the fuck out of here!
439
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,658
Aaaahhh!!!!
440
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,218
Oh my God, Oh my God
441
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,178
Oh my God, he's fucking right here! He's following us!
442
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,460
Shit! Go! Go!
443
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,680
Oh my God, Oh my God!
444
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:56,798
You really fucked us, Lena. Do you have any idea how fucked we are right now?
445
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,858
This is a really bad one!
446
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:02,598
Oh my God, I'm sorry, okay? I thought we could handle it.
447
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,918
This is such a powerful Goetia!
448
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,298
I thought we could handle it!
449
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:07,998
Jesus Christ.
450
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,540
I really thought so!
451
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,878
Okay, I admit. Over the head.
452
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,958
Jesus, man. You know what? Every Goetia should not be taken lightly, Lena!
453
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,458
But this one? This is a real fuckin bad one.
454
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,518
I get it. I get it.
455
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,440
I hope you do.
456
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:30,638
I guess Lena thought this specific
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demon would be, like, weak or something like that
458
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,798
like, easier to work with
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00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,298
but it turns out
460
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it actually turns out it's, like, one of the strongest ones.
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Lena, um
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00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,040
Why did you
463
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:56,698
Why did you scream when you were in the room?
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00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:59,598
How the fuck could you let Scott cut you, Lena?!
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00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,398
I didn't!
466
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,538
Yeah, that's cause Joe broke the circle.
467
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:04,980
He just saved your fuckin' life!
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00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,720
God.
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00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,240
Why does it want to kill Lena?
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00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:12,920
Power.
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00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:16,078
If it kills Lena before we finish the ritual, then she'll be...
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00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,598
My soul will forever be linked to the demon until it's killed.
473
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,198
Wait, are you gonna kill Scott?!
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00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,518
No, Joe, what are you talking about?
475
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:29,098
No, we're going to exorcise him so that the spirit isn't just roaming around in the world
476
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,420
and then we'll finish the ritual.
477
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,958
But how would you kill a demon?
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00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,000
You can't, Joe.
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00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:38,938
So you'll just be stuck with it forever?!
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00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:43,698
Joe, it's not gonna happen! Look, they did this ritual three times.
481
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:47,578
First time, it didn't work. Second time, Scott got possessed.
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And on the third time, Scott's gonna try to kill Lena, so we gotta find him.
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00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,680
You know, Lena.
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00:21:54,880 --> 00:22:00,358
I've never been in a situation where I'm like, literally, I'm like going after a demon.
485
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,878
How many times do I have to say sorry?
486
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,458
I don't know.
487
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:08,898
I've never done this before. I have no basis for comparison.
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00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:13,120
Alright, guys! This isn't helping. Can we just find Scott?
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00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,060
Okay, so
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we're here and
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we have to go find Scott.
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00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,558
There's a slight chance he made it through the gate
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00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,840
and he's actually looking for us, so...
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00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:45,458
The first place he'd look for us is maybe in the apartment
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so I guess that's the first place we're gonna look for him.
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00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,578
I just want this to be over with, y'know? It's crazy.
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00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:58,298
It's actually kind of easy, I mean, all we have to do is grab him and say--
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*BEEP*
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00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,898
Hey! What'd I tell you?
500
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Sorry.
501
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,538
I told you, don't say that.
502
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:07,558
Sorry, I guess I'm not supposed to say that. But it is kind of easy though, I mean...
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00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,518
Um, no, actually it's kinda not easy, okay?
504
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,038
Trust me, these things never go the way you want them to.
505
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,658
Wait, but all we need to do is, Lena just needs to touch him and then say...
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00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,558
*BEEP*
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00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,938
Stop! Don't say it, Joe.
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00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:26,398
Just don't say it. Trust me, don't underestimate this thing.
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Jesus, sorry.
510
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,718
It's gonna be harder.
511
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,460
Oh shit, is that one of them?!
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00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,200
LENA!!
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00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:33,020
Yup.
514
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,700
Oh shit! Oh shit!
515
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,100
Lena, get the gate open!
516
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:40,840
Come on, Lena!
517
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:41,878
Holy shit!
518
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,578
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
519
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,140
LENA!!!
520
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,040
Oh my God!
521
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,460
LENA!!
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00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,440
Go, go!
523
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,280
Come on, Andrew! Come on!
524
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,578
Dammit, Joe. Why the fuck did you give me this camera?
525
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,118
I told you I don't want to film this shit.
526
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,618
I need both my hands.
527
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,518
We can't have-- You're the one knowledgable.
528
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,838
We get it, guys. Both of you, seriously.
529
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,518
Both of us? What the fuck did I do?
530
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,398
He could be right inside.
531
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,498
You're the one who fucking called me, Lena. God!
532
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,460
Stay right there. Just hold on.
533
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,260
Alright, go.
534
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,940
It's all your fucking fault, Lena.
535
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,600
Just be quiet.
536
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,560
He's right here.
537
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:21,900
He's right here!!
538
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,680
Oh my God!!
539
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,920
Oh my God!
540
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:27,960
Um...
541
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:34,038
Stop! Stop! Stop!
542
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,558
Put your hand on him!
543
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,820
Stop! Stop! Stop!
544
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,300
Aaaaahhhhh!!!!
545
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,600
Oh shit!
546
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,820
OH SHIT!!
547
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,320
Get him down!
548
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,820
Get his arms!
549
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,460
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
550
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:21,720
[Indistinct chanting]
551
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,440
[heavy breathing]
552
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:47,660
Man.
553
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,160
Hey Joe. Are these your clothes?
554
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,720
Yeah, those are mine.
555
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,460
He's gonna need to put these on.
556
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,960
He's drenched. He is drenched.
557
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,660
Scott, are you okay?
558
00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,660
Is that you, Scott?
559
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:10,980
It's me.
560
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,820
Oh my God!
561
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,618
This is single handedly the craziest thing
562
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:22,098
I've ever experienced.
563
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:27,158
I mean, in all my years of
564
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,600
going to church
565
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,140
I've never seen anything like this before.
566
00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:39,458
I mean, we had a guy that was possessed...
567
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:41,500
he claimed he was...
568
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,940
He was just a meth addict, though.
569
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,258
I don't know, man.
570
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,178
*GROWL*
571
00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:50,860
WHOA JEEZ!!
572
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,020
Whoa hey!
573
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,260
Joe!
574
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,878
Holy shit!
575
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,978
Hey, you know what happened Joe?
576
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:59,298
Dude! There was a guy! There was a guy right there!
577
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,018
Don't worry.
578
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:00,998
There was a guy right there!
579
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,758
I know, I know, that just means it's worked, okay?
580
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,140
It's a spirit. We did it!
581
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,180
WHOA!
582
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:11,580
WHOOAA!!
583
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,560
WHOOAA!!!
584
00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,918
Easy! Joe, it's just me.
585
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,560
Okay.
586
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,198
You good?
587
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,338
Yeah, just a little jumpy.
588
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:25,658
I get it.
589
00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:28,378
Look man, I was listening the whole time.
590
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,140
I'm not deaf, Joe.
591
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,718
Look, you said it yourself. The guy was acting like a meth head.
592
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,738
If there actually was a demon in that guy, and it did leave,
593
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,958
the only reason it left was, either because it was annoyed,
594
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,800
or simply because it didn't like the way the body felt anymore cause of malnourishment.
595
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,358
You know, it's almost funny with you religious people
596
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:53,278
how you always seem to forget that the human body still needs food and water,
597
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,380
even when it's being possessed.
598
00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,820
What?! If my religion is so funny, then why did you need my help?
599
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,278
Why haven't I been possessed yet then?
600
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,720
Well, that's easy. Because your religion gives you protection, Joe.
601
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,980
Yeah, that's right. My God protects me.
602
00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:18,358
It's not really your God, alright? First of all, there's no real evidence that your God ever even existed, okay?
603
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:24,158
So, it's not your God that protects you. What protects you is your feelings,
604
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,020
and you got those feelings from the teachings that they gave to you at church.
605
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,738
Look, the electrical pulses in your mind,
606
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:36,120
they send out a frequency into the world. You with me?
607
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,720
Yeah. Like the law of attraction?
608
00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:43,378
No, Joe! No! The law of attraction is complete bull shit.
609
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:47,340
Okay? Look, the frequencies that you operate at,
610
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,100
they vibrate
611
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,698
at the level of a fucking tree.
612
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,238
So, it's not really that you chose the right God,
613
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,620
it's just simply that you were too afraid to actually experience life.
614
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,438
Alright? They vibrate as much as this jeep.
615
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:08,080
A plant has had just as an eventful life as you, Joe. And that is why you're protected.
616
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:11,658
Hey, all I know is your religion...
617
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:16,638
Your religion made a demon go into my best friend's body.
618
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,858
My religion did nothing.
619
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:24,018
That was ignorance, Joe! Those guys didn't know what the fuck they were doing.
620
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:29,280
And you know what, it is ignorance that has made you live a life of just following the rules.
621
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:33,958
Joe, look at me. What have you done with your life, huh?
622
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:39,338
You've wasted it! Making these stupid fucking documentaries and Internet videos!
623
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:42,658
And when your videos were unsuccessful, what'd you do?
624
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:45,538
You went and you prayed to a painting of Jesus.
625
00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:48,498
Hey, I pray to no one.
626
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,098
I am in control of my own existence.
627
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:54,060
And I'm the one who just saved your best friend's fucking life.
628
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,458
LENA!!
629
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,238
Oh my God!
630
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,278
LENA!!!
631
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,078
Get in the car!
632
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,678
Holy shit, dude! Holy shit!
633
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,938
Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!
634
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:05,958
*SCREAMS*
635
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,298
Jesus! Holy crap!
636
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,378
Oh my God! Go faster!
637
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:14,138
Faster! Faster! Jesus Christ!
638
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,518
Holy shit!
639
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,878
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! Holy fuck!
640
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,198
What the hell was that?
641
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,158
Jesus Christ!
642
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,480
Holy shit!
643
00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,660
Scott,
644
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:38,200
are you okay?
645
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,120
Tired.
646
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,700
But, uh, getting better though.
647
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,818
Why didn't you just stay home? I mean, the demon can't possess you twice, right?
648
00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:52,158
You're okay. You could have just stayed home and rested.
649
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,938
No, he's fine, but he cannot stay. He actually needs our protection.
650
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:58,400
The demon could still use him for collateral.
651
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,780
Come on, Joe. Get that fucking camera out of his face.
652
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,318
Whoa, what are we doing?
653
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,160
Look, I'd rather not say.
654
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,200
What? Why?
655
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,960
Because I don't want people to know where this is.
656
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:20,158
What?
657
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,298
What are we doing here, Andrew? We need to finish the ritual.
658
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,980
Yeah, I know, but we need something first, okay?
659
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,378
Jesus Christ! I just want to be done with this, you know?
660
00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:32,520
Yeah, I get it. I want to be done too, but we gotta get this first.
661
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,398
Why are you making me do these things?! I thought this was gonna be over!
662
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,278
It's okay, Joe.
663
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,738
I don't know anything about this!
664
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:43,158
Look, I'm sorry to do this to you, Joe, but I need you to get this thing.
665
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,498
It's a cursed rock of Dee. There's actually a demon inside the rock.
666
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,318
Wait, what?!
667
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,018
Look, I'm sorry Joe, but I need you to do this.
668
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:53,938
What the hell are you talking about?! You're working with two demons now?!
669
00:31:53,940 --> 00:32:00,758
The rock is bad. You are good. Bad. Good. Combine it, it makes things even, alright?
670
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,218
And you need to scream out-- This is very important, Joe.
671
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,218
Scream out, "Adam, I accept you!"
672
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:05,858
What?!
673
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:09,178
And remember, you can't reject it in any form,
674
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:13,280
but you can't break it open either. You just have to... deal with it.
675
00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:16,480
Alright. Good luck, man. I believe in you.
676
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:19,418
Wait, so how long is he actually gonna be out there?
677
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:20,738
Eh, I don't know, hard to say,
678
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,198
maybe like 6, 8 hours.
679
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,818
6...hours?!
680
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:26,678
It's fine. Look, we gotta give Scott some food.
681
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,558
Yeah, me too.
682
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,778
Yeah, let's do it.
683
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:29,740
Alright.
684
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,600
I have to walk just right over there
685
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:36,640
and yell out
686
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,340
these words.
687
00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:47,000
Okay.
688
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,560
I don't want to do this.
689
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:19,258
You know what, Andrew? Sometimes you can be a damn asshole, you know that?
690
00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:22,598
I don't want to do this, okay?
691
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,800
You're working with two demons now?!
692
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,100
Those things you say to me makes it sound like my life doesn't matter!
693
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,238
You know, whoever's watching this, you know why...
694
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,260
Okay.
695
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,480
He didn't want to tell us where he was going... where our location was...
696
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:51,520
It's because Andrew is a part of this witch coven, okay?
697
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:57,718
And this place that he's sending me is where they put all of their cursed objects
698
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:03,798
that they don't know what to do with. So they just march up here and just drop them out here and just walk back,
699
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,440
where anyone can find them. Okay?
700
00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:10,660
And you know what, screw it!
701
00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:16,240
I don't know where we are, but
702
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,980
it's somewhere off of, like, a road off of Interstate 210.
703
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:25,380
Okay, I should have been paying attention.
704
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,300
Goddammit!
705
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,840
Whoa.
706
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:56,160
Holy crap.
707
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:04,738
I'll have your pickles if you don't want them.
708
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:05,578
Yeah, I'll give you some pickles.
709
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,520
Hell yeah.
710
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,098
How you doing, Scott?
711
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,778
Doing a lot better after this.
712
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,660
Good. You have another burger too, so...
713
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,280
Okay.
714
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,360
Okay, this is
715
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,200
I think this is enough.
716
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,340
Okay, let me just put some stuff down.
717
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,400
Okay, guys.
718
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,740
I just walked
719
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,920
I just marched all the way up here, where I used to be pointing.
720
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:55,900
There's
721
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,360
the highway
722
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:05,140
It's off of 210, so Andrew, you can screw yourself.
723
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:08,040
This is where all the items are.
724
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,918
And that right there is, I don't know...
725
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,538
I think that's Highway 2. I really should have been paying attention.
726
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:21,458
Just... It's hard to actually focus right now just because
727
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:24,438
the crap that I've seen has seriously
728
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,100
has made me
729
00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:30,780
has honestly made me
730
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:38,020
second guess everything that I've ever been taught.
731
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,680
So, it's just...
732
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:45,680
This is bullshit. It's bullshit.
733
00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:54,760
Adam?
734
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:57,718
Adam, I accept you!
735
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,318
GREETINGS!!
736
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,920
Holy shit!
737
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:08,738
I AM HERE!!
738
00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:10,060
Where?!
739
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:16,280
HERE
740
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,378
Holy shit, dude. This is so messed up.
741
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:22,358
HERE
742
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,040
Where?!
743
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,900
Holy shit.
744
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,920
I see it.
745
00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:39,840
I see it right fucking there.
746
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:42,540
Holy shit.
747
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,140
Okay! Okay!
748
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,740
Right there. Holy shit.
749
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,778
Can you hear me?
750
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:27,298
YES
751
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,120
Holy shit, dude.
752
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,598
Can you see me?
753
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,258
YES
754
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:41,320
Whoa!! Holy shit.
755
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:52,958
What am I wearing?
756
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,318
WHITE
757
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,338
SHIRT
758
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:03,100
Oh my God! Okay, let's just put this in our pocket.
759
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,160
Okay, let's just go back.
760
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:09,120
YES
761
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:16,820
PLEASE FREE ME
762
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,680
Okay, yeah, whatever dude! I'm not gonna do that!
763
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,720
Okay? I'm not gonna frickin' do that, so just stop...
764
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:27,980
Jesus
765
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,620
Christ
766
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,180
Did I drop it?
767
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:38,180
Damn, dude! Dude, I frickin' dropped it!
768
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,600
Holy shit, dude.
769
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,860
Dude, did I mess this up?
770
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,060
Adam?!
771
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,100
Adam, I accept you!
772
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,360
Shit, man.
773
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,180
Did I mess this up, man?
774
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,020
Dude, I screwed this up!
775
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,520
Adam?
776
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:21,780
Adam?
777
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,678
Adam, I accept you!
778
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,618
GREETINGS
779
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:30,880
It's right there! Holy shit, dude.
780
00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:33,720
Holy shit
781
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,260
Okay, I can hear you.
782
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,918
Okay, okay, yes.
783
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:44,118
PLEASE FREE ME
784
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,838
Okay. Put this in my pocket.
785
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:53,318
PLEASE FREE ME
786
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,600
Okay... Let's just go back down. Go back down.
787
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,440
Adam,
788
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,998
how did you die?
789
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,878
BURNED AT THE STAKE
790
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,520
What?!
791
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,158
By who?
792
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,538
THE CHRISTIANS
793
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:19,320
Man, Adam, that's horrible.
794
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:22,418
And who put you in the crystal?
795
00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:23,978
JOHN DEE
796
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:27,938
What? So you've been in this crystal for like 500 years?
797
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:30,598
YES
798
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,978
PLEASE FREE ME
799
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:38,018
I will! I will, just give me a moment, okay?
800
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:39,458
WHEN
801
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:44,320
Just wait a little bit, okay? Very soon.
802
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,898
I HAVE GOLD
803
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,398
What do you mean, you have gold?
804
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,398
BURIED IN ENGLAND
805
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,940
Okay, we have gold.
806
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,158
Then I will definitely free you
807
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,518
when this is all done.
808
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,980
NOW
809
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,638
Wait, if I free you, won't you just jump in my body?
810
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,780
NO
811
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,698
What happens when I break open the crystal?
812
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,798
I WILL BE FREE
813
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,218
And then how will you get me the gold?
814
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:34,058
I WILL SHOW YOU
815
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:34,760
How?!
816
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:40,040
FREE ME
817
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:43,200
Okay! Okay, Jesus! Fine!
818
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,840
Here, fine!
819
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,458
Look, Adam, I'm sorry.
820
00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:09,560
Just a little bit later, okay?
821
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,080
Just a little bit later.
822
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:12,720
Okay, I'm so close.
823
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,760
It's just right there.
824
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,000
This is not the way I came though.
825
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,538
FREE ME
826
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,138
Yes, I hear you.
827
00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:28,578
FREE ME
828
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:30,778
No, I will. Okay?
829
00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:32,820
Just wait a second please.
830
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,000
Whoa! Whoa!
831
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,060
Ah!
832
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:50,760
Whoa!
833
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,898
FREE ME
834
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,278
Yes, okay.
835
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:01,960
FREE ME!!!
836
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,438
FREE ME!!!
837
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,520
Okay, Okay! I will!
838
00:45:06,060 --> 01:30:13,158
FREE ME!!!
839
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,578
Yes! Yes! Okay!
840
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,860
FREE ME!!! FREE ME!!!
841
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:10,878
FREE ME!!!
842
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,578
Okay!!
843
00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:14,740
FREE ME!!! FREE ME!!! FREE ME!!!
844
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,638
Look, Joe,
845
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,398
I don't even want to hear what it said, okay?
846
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:38,040
We got your food. We gotta go.
847
00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:56,100
So, what actually makes a demon a demon?
848
00:45:57,220 --> 00:46:04,480
Well, they're just beings that feel like they still need to do something in this world.
849
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,800
I really don't know what that means.
850
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,478
Well, I mean, all Goetians aren't quite evil, you know?
851
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,858
Some just want to feel what it's like to live in our world again,
852
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:20,058
and they're just not really supposed to be here.
853
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:26,038
Some Goetians feel like they didn't get to accomplish things when they were alive in this world,
854
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,258
and others use this world to travel to other worlds,
855
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:33,080
but, regardless, they're just not supposed to be here.
856
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,880
Wait, so what does this demon want?
857
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,778
I can't tell you that.
858
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:39,078
What?! Why?
859
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:44,900
Because what it wants is too closely related to its name. And I don't want to say its name.
860
00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:48,978
Look Joe, the Goetia just wants to make amends, okay?
861
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:49,938
What?!
862
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:52,698
Yeah. It sort of just wants to say sorry.
863
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:57,660
You know, not all Goetians lived in this world, but the one that we're dealing with, he actually did.
864
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:03,840
In fact, he was once a king. He had hundreds of wives and hated every single one of them.
865
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:08,038
He hated women. He treated them like complete shit.
866
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,218
And that's why a lot of women will actually summon to work with him.
867
00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:12,420
Wait, what?!
868
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:16,540
Yeah. It just wants forgiveness, Joe.
869
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,958
And Lena used this thing to become an actress?!
870
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,260
Yeah! Alright? I don't like to work with this one. Trust me.
871
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,058
Dude, we're the bad guys here!
872
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:29,898
Yeah, again, I've never worked with this one.
873
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:32,238
What happens when it gets forgiveness?
874
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,318
Honestly, I don't know.
875
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,278
That's all it wants, so once that happens, maybe it'll just go on to the next world.
876
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,280
How?!
877
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:46,220
Look, it just needs one woman to forgive it. I mean, to truly express forgiveness.
878
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,220
What?!
879
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:53,138
Lena, when this is all over, why don't you just forgive this thing?
880
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:55,918
We can't, Joe. We have to finish the ritual before we can forgive it.
881
00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:01,438
Wait a minute, you're telling me you could have forgiven this thing this entire time
882
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,378
and we could have avoided all of this crap?!
883
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:07,520
Joe, we are so close. Let's just do this. Just get it over with.
884
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,478
Lena, we are the bad guys here, okay?
885
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,320
We are the villains in this situation, man.
886
00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:18,220
How long has this demon been a demon?
887
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,138
30,000 years, give or take.
888
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,938
30,000 years?! Lena!
889
00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:27,998
Why don't you just forgive this thing and release it, so this can all be over?
890
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,018
Joe, it slapped me. No!
891
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:35,758
It slapped you?! What about that time you got drunk and slapped me? You haven't even said sorry for that yet.
892
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,318
Joe, it grabbed me.
893
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,100
Lena!
894
00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:46,618
Every weekend you get drunk and you inappropriately grab me,
895
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:50,558
and sometimes you do it right in front of your boyfriend.
896
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,880
Enough, okay? I get it.
897
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,240
You know, I was thinking
898
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:04,200
cause this thing was never saying, like, "I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you," y'know?
899
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:09,278
I mean, it kept saying stuff like "Keep filming! Film this! Film me!"
900
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,858
It's a demon, Joe.
901
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:13,818
Oh what, it's not a Goetia anymore?
902
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:14,800
You know what I mean.
903
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:19,618
But it was trying to... It was saying sorry up there.
904
00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:22,518
It said "I'm sorry for slapping her," you know?
905
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:27,900
Like I said, they're not all evil, but that doesn't change the fact that they're not supposed to be here.
906
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,620
I don't know, it's just, 30,000 years. I mean, that would be hell!
907
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,638
I mean, don't you guys feel sorry for this thing?
908
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,998
You know what, not really!
909
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,780
It's a fucking demon, and it needs to go.
910
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,398
Joe, can he fucking stop now? I don't like the camera in my face.
911
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,638
Can he just, please, can we put the fucking cameras away?
912
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,660
Okay, fine, fine.
913
00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:06,060
So this is it, huh?
914
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,320
This is where we're doing it?
915
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,378
Can you believe this?
916
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,160
Lena!
917
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,358
Holy shit, dude.
918
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:12,858
Lena!
919
00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:15,518
Oh shit! Wait, hey!
920
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,358
Lena, I need to talk to you!!
921
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,878
I need to talk to you!
922
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,178
Stop, please! Just stay right there.
923
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,498
Just talk to here right there.
924
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,318
Whoa!! Hey!
925
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,498
Lena, please forgive me!
926
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,920
I'm sorry! Lena!! Lena!!
927
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,938
We're not all that bad, I swear!
928
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:36,158
I'm sorry for what your father did to you!
929
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,338
I'm sorry for what your ex-boyfriend did!
930
00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:39,698
Lena, do it now!
931
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,260
Do it!
932
00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:42,960
I forgive you!
933
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,220
I forgive you. I forgive you.
934
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,240
Holy shit!
935
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:49,540
Holy shit!
936
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,140
Holy shit!
937
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,860
Lena, are you okay?
938
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:01,840
Holy shit.
939
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:06,418
Dude, are you okay? Are you cool now?
940
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:09,798
Yeah. Where am I?
941
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,380
Where are you? You don't remember anything?
942
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,018
Scott, you good?
943
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:15,598
Yeah, we're all good.
944
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,998
Did we all get that on camera, for real?
945
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,500
Yeah.
946
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,540
So you really don't remember anything?
947
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,460
No.
948
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,480
Watch out.
949
00:51:24,140 --> 00:51:29,098
Last thing I remember, I was just at the grocery store shopping for something
950
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:31,020
and then I wake up here.
951
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,100
Holy shit.
952
00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:33,418
I'm so exhausted.
953
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:38,238
I feel like something entered my body or something.
954
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:41,460
I feel so drained.
955
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,040
Watch out.
956
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:53,480
Holy shit, man. This is seriously the craziest day of my entire life.
957
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,358
Where am I? Where are we?
958
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,620
You're on Eagle Rock.
959
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,420
Okay, so this is amazing what's going on right now.
960
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,240
See all these people here?
961
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:10,618
We don't even know each other. The only thing we have in common
962
00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:15,260
is that they were all possessed by a demon.
963
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:20,420
Yeah, see, there's Q. I learned his name's Q, he's a really nice guy.
964
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:27,900
One moment they're trying to kill us, and now we're just hanging out.
965
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:30,440
We saw most of these guys here
966
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:35,798
Most of them, lying on the sidewalk down there.
967
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,978
We just came back and we just found them.
968
00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:41,918
And now we had to explain to them what was going on
969
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,758
and we just told them, and now they're up here just chilling out.
970
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,540
We're just boozing it up and drinking, it's amazing.
971
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,060
Haha!
972
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,898
Yeah, that's Christian there, lifting up his arms.
973
00:52:56,900 --> 00:53:00,520
Yeah, he was trying to kill us just a couple hours ago
974
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,420
and now we're just hanging out.
975
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,960
It's amazing.
976
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,778
Can you tell us anything?
977
00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:17,440
Can you tell us, like, the details or anything?
978
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,638
Honestly, I don't remember much, other than
979
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:25,658
I was doing the ritual for the second time, and then
980
00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,838
I was just waking up on the floor, right over there.
981
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,120
That's crazy.
982
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:34,718
I do remember one thing. When...
983
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,818
right before it left me, it said something.
984
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:39,438
What? What'd it say?
985
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,978
It said, "Just keep filming."
986
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:43,000
What?!
987
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:45,418
Do you know what this means?
988
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:46,180
Yeah.
989
00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:48,220
It was trying to help us!
990
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,158
Hey, Cole.
991
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,138
Can I talk to you for a second?
992
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,038
Yeah, sure.
993
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,258
Do you want to follow me, or...
994
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:57,458
Yeah, maybe in the bathroom?
995
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:58,638
That's kinda weird.
996
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,260
I don't know, I just want it to be quiet.
997
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,480
Okay.
998
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:10,060
Can you tell us about what happened and...
999
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:15,438
I mean, I don't really know what to say. I don't really know much of what happened.
1000
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,538
I don't really know any of the people who were here earlier, it just seems like we were all
1001
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,918
you said, possessed by something?
1002
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,598
Yeah, that's... yeah.
1003
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,038
I mean, I don't know, man.
1004
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,620
There's definitely some weird energy coming from that room over there, but...
1005
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:35,100
All I remember was just being out at the grocery store, and then I was here.
1006
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,940
Michael, can I talk to you for a second?
1007
00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:43,120
I just wanna...
1008
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,540
I'm just kinda like getting everybody's testimony of what happened.
1009
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,420
How do you feel about all this?
1010
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,138
Well, I don't know man. That was some crazy shit.
1011
00:54:54,140 --> 00:54:57,678
I mean, I don't know any of these people
1012
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,120
I just kinda ended up, like, just...
1013
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,738
possessed, I guess...
1014
00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:07,478
like actually, feel like something was inside me
1015
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,158
and then I basically just...
1016
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,858
ended up here.
1017
00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:15,458
I don't know, it was pretty weird but
1018
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:16,778
it's a trip, dude.
1019
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:17,280
Yeah.
1020
00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,798
Who are you, anyway?
1021
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,198
I'm Joe. I live here.
1022
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:22,838
Oh.
1023
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,758
Yeah, I'm Scott's roommate.
1024
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,318
Do you mess with this?
1025
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:32,118
No, I mean. No, not at all.
1026
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,360
No, I'm a Christian, so...
1027
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:39,498
You know, I don't want this stuff going on in my house and...
1028
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,580
You know, they did it without telling me, so...
1029
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,420
All I know, that's like, we are all possessed.
1030
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,760
That's, like, all I know.
1031
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,400
I don't know where am I right now.
1032
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,660
Someone, like, should tell me, right now, I don't know.
1033
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:56,440
Crazy things going on.
1034
00:55:58,140 --> 00:55:59,020
I don't know.
1035
00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:02,180
Look, I deal with this stuff all the time, okay?
1036
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,438
What?! No, you don't!
1037
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,178
Yes, I do! Hand to God, man.
1038
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:09,738
Not your God! Hahahaha!
1039
00:56:09,740 --> 00:56:11,958
But no, I deal with it all the time. It's not a big deal.
1040
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,958
It's just, they didn't know what they were doing, and that's why it was a big deal. You follow me?
1041
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,458
Wait, so you're gonna do this in the future?
1042
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:21,418
Oh yeah!
1043
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,318
Wait, what?!
1044
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,758
Yeah, I was talking to some of the guys here, actually.
1045
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,118
Like, Tim. I don't know if you met John over there.
1046
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,798
But yeah, they were talking about next weekend, maybe getting together, summoning a Goeta.
1047
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,498
WHAT?!
1048
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,998
Yeah, man. Cause this one didn't work, right?
1049
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,398
So we're gonna do it again, we're gonna do it the right way.
1050
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,098
You know, if you want in, just let me know.
1051
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:45,838
What? I'm not gonna play around with that stuff. Didn't you learn anything today?
1052
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:46,860
Like what?
1053
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:52,678
What?! Like what?! Like that forgiveness stuff. That was Jesus' thing.
1054
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,158
Oh my God, Joe. Come on, man!
1055
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,978
Forgiveness existed way before Jesus, okay?
1056
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:05,420
And besides, man, honestly I feel like I'm opening a door for you and you're just rejecting it.
1057
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,720
What? Hey, I never got possessed.
1058
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,698
Neither did I. It's knowledge, Joe.
1059
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:15,578
It's about understanding the craft.
1060
00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:19,938
Look, I know this is hard because of the whole proper upbringing,
1061
00:57:19,940 --> 00:57:24,020
but joining this doesn't require you to stop worshiping your God.
1062
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,038
You can just stand there.
1063
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,458
Think about it, I guess.
1064
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:32,578
Just remember, Scott and Lena, they truly, truly did not know what they were doing.
1065
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:33,620
Wait a minute. Lena!
1066
00:57:35,340 --> 00:57:36,040
Lena.
1067
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,080
You decent? Okay.
1068
00:57:39,080 --> 01:55:19,598
What's up, guys.
1069
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,300
What?
1070
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,440
Are you okay, I mean
1071
00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:44,940
You guys okay?
1072
00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:47,200
Yes, we're good.
1073
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,860
Can you tell us how you feel and stuff?
1074
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,278
Like, what you saw...
1075
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,378
I mean, it said "thank you"
1076
00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:55,200
and um
1077
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,738
and I saw, like
1078
00:57:58,740 --> 00:58:00,138
us
1079
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:02,398
on a screen.
1080
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,278
*LAUGHS*
1081
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,720
Like a TV screen?
1082
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,340
No, like a computer screen.
1083
00:58:25,820 --> 00:58:27,318
Adam, are you there?
1084
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,718
Free me.
1085
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,398
How much gold do you have, Adam?
1086
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:38,638
Millions.
1087
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,680
Where?
1088
00:58:41,420 --> 00:58:47,578
Free me.
1089
00:58:47,580 --> 00:58:49,118
Adam,
1090
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,778
Free me
1091
00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:53,218
Adam, I reject you.
1092
00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:54,180
Whoa!
1093
00:59:04,483 --> 00:59:09,483
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