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Is it karaoke contest time?
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That's right.
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And we've got
a brand-new machine.
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What's the point?
Every contest we enter, we lose.
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Okay, we lost the darts contest
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to the yuppies from Shadyside.
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How they threw so well
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with sweaters tied
around their necks,
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I'll never know.
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We also lost
the 8-ball contest.
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That one hurt.
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That was to the hipsters
in Lawrenceville,
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and I hate hipsters.
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And I don't appreciate
#weownthenight.
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Sullivan & Son
is not gonna lose
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every bar contest
in Pittsburgh...
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Not on my watch.
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Actually, dad, it's watch.
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Then why aren't you
as pissed as I am?
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The other bars
are kicking our ass!
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I'd like to win
one of these contests.
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For once, for us...
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For Sullivan & Son
to take home a trophy.
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Steve?
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Owen and I are ready.
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We're gonna win this contest.
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We've been rehearsing
for months.
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We just can't decide
which number to do together.
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Right. Mom wants to do
"I touch myself."
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I think we should do
"I want your sex."
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Okay, we all agree you two
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are the best singers we've got.
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I sense a "but" coming.
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But when you sing dirty
songs to each other
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and people find out
you're mother and son,
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they throw up,
and then we lose.
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Excuse me?
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Look, the songs you sing
are inappropriate
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for a mother and son
to sing together.
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Th-they're just too
graphic and sexual.
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Oh, that again?
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Relax, Steve.
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We have a backup song
that's really tame.
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♪ When I came home last night ♪
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♪ you wouldn't
make love to me ♪
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♪ you went fast asleep ♪
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♪ you wouldn't even talk to me ♪
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♪ give it to me, baby ♪
♪ give it to me, baby ♪
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♪ make it hot like
you've had enough♪
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♪ give it to me, give it to me ♪
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♪ give it to me, give it
to me, give it to me♪
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Whoa! Stop! Stop!
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Did anybody else's boys
just retract?
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Sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ da da da da,
da da da, da, da da ♪
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♪ da, da da da, da da da ♪
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♪ da da da da,
da da da, da da da ♪
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♪ da da da da, da da da,
da da da, da da da, hey! ♪
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Hey! Not so fast!
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Time to pay
your bar tab, ladies.
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Come on.
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For as much money
as we spend here,
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maybe once in a while we could
get something for free.
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Hey! Don't you use
the f-word in here.
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Steve, doesn't your mom
ever loosen up?
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Well, legend has it,
there was one time.
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It was the bar's
20th anniversary.
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My mom had
two sips of champagne,
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got all giddy, ripped up
everybody's bar tabs.
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So, that's all we have to do?
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Get her drunk,
and it's bye-bye, bar tab.
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So the legend goes.
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Of course, all the witnesses
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have since mysteriously
disappeared.
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I'm kidding.
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I'm not kidding.
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Check one, check one.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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You know and I know
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that Owen and Carol
are gonna sing some song
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that's wildly inappropriate
for a mother and son.
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Now, someone else in this bar
has got to have a good voice.
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I'm holding auditions.
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Who's next?
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I am!
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♪ Here in my car,
I feel safest of all ♪
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♪ I can lock all my doors ♪
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♪ it's the only way to live ♪
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♪ in cars ♪
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♪ ba-dum, ba-dum ♪
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♪ here in my car,
I can only receive ♪
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♪ I can listen to you ♪
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♪ it keeps me stable for days ♪
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♪ in cars ♪
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♪ ba-dum, ba-dum ♪
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Thank you, Hank!
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We'll let you know!
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Nailed it!
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Uh, I'd like to mention
that if I'm chosen,
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during the performance,
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I will do a robot dance
for added pizzazz.
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Next.
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♪Are you going ♪
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♪ to Scar... Scarborough fair? ♪
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♪ parsley, sage,
rosemary, and thyme ♪
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I remember the fair.
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Daddy would take me there.
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We would get lost
in a corn maze.
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Boring!
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Thank you, dear.
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I-I'm actually
really good.
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I-I trained in opera.
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I'm just not good at singing
in front of people.
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Then why don't you
go home and practice
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in front of your stuffed
animals and come back?
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Jack, we've come up
with a number
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that's gonna make
everybody happy.
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It's totally G-rated.
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♪ Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream ♪
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♪ merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily, ♪
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♪ life is but a dream ♪
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Row that boat!
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Oh, yeah!
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Unh! Yeah!
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Guys! Guys!
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What? What? What?
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What is that?
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It's called the tush push.
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- Let's show them the "groin join".
- Oh, that's a good one.
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Okay, stop it!
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- So, dad, how'd the rest of the
auditions turned out? - Terrible
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A dozen auditions,
Melanie was the best.
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What does that tell you?
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It tells me that my
feelings don't count!
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I'm sorry, Hank.
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It just wasn't your year.
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Bullshit!
It is my year!
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I'm a superstar!
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Who's the hottie at 10:00?
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I'm on it, mom.
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Hey.
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You come here often?
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Uh, no... actually,
it's my first time here.
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Can I get you a drink?
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Ah, I think I'm giving you
the wrong impression.
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Uh, I'm straight.
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Knew I couldn't
pull off a v-neck.
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I'm straight, too,
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and you are totally
pulling off that v-neck.
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In fact, there's a lady back there
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that wants to pull
that v-neck off you.
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She's gorgeous.
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That's my mom.
She's pretty bang-tastic, huh?
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Are you, uh,
advertising your mother?
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Yeah, but it goes both ways.
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I scope wang, she scopes tang.
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Hi, I, uh...
I was talking to your son.
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A little weird.
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But, uh, he only had
nice things to say about you.
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Well, let me tell you about
the really naughty things.
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Hey, can I get a...
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...Glass of water?
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There's a puddle out front.
Go to town.
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Let's just man up,
bite the bullet,
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find some money,
and pay our tabs.
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This is what we owe her.
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How about we hit her
with a boot Jack,
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throw her in the trunk,
and dump her by the oil rigs?
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Or we could just
get Ok Cha drunk.
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Forget it.
My mom doesn't drink.
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Why don't we spike her tea?
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She'd taste that.
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What about kimchi?
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The stripper
from the golden banana?
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No, kimchi is pickled cabbage
my mom eats all day.
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But it tastes so strong
that if you spike it,
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she won't notice.
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By nighttime, she'll be
completely hammered.
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So, we spike her kimchi.
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Great idea.
Let's just load it up.
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Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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She's only 86 pounds.
We don't want to kill her.
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Let him finish.
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Two champagne cocktails, Steve.
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Well, let me guess.
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You and Daryl
are getting along?
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Oh, Steve, he's fantastic.
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He's fun, he's charming,
he's considerate.
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His accent's a little fakey,
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but when you're carrying
around that much tackle...
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Got it, Carol.
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The point is,
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I think the right guy
walked into this bar.
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I could really fall for him.
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That's great, Carol.
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♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, laaa ♪
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It's not gonna happen, Hank.
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Keep saying that,
but I saw "Dreamgirls."
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I know how this goes.
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Hey, Steve, you seen my mom?
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She's over there with Daryl.
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Oh, poor guy.
That's her break-up move.
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I'm not sure that's
what's going on here.
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Trust me, Steve.
Mom's got a dating rule.
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Three dates and out.
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Then she's home in
time for "Scooby-doo"
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and hot chocolate
with her main man.
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Don't wait up for me tonight, Owen.
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Daryl and I
are going out to dinner.
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Mom, what about
three-and-out?
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I don't know. Maybe this
could be four-or-more.
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Four-or-more?!
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What does that mean
for me and Scooby?
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Well, it's just
you and Shaggy now.
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I love this song.
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Oh, so do I.
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- Do you sing?
- You kidding me?
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I was in a band in high school.
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So was I!
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Well, I did a
band in high school.
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♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
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♪ every now and then I fall apart ♪
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♪ and I need you now tonight ♪
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♪ and I need you more than ever ♪
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♪ and if you only hold me tight ♪
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♪ we'll be holding on forever ♪
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Listen to them.
They're incredible together.
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You guys should sing
together in the contest!
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- What?! Are you kidding me?
- Wha... well, what do you think?
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I'd love to!
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♪ I really need you tonight ♪
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♪ forever's gonna
start tonight ♪
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♪ forever's gonna
start tonight ♪
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Hey, what's going on?
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You're singing
with another man?
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It's not what you think.
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I have ears!
I'm not blind!
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I'm sorry.
What's happening here?
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You shut it, home wrecker.
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We just started
singing together,
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and one thing led to another.
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Oh, my God.
You're dumping me?
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Daryl, look...
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I know we sing well together,
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but I think I just must
have lost my head,
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because I promised Owen
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that we would sing
in the contest together.
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Is that all right?
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Of course.
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Okay. Rehearsal time!
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Daryl, do you mind?
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Sure, buddy.
You are not my dad!
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Let's go, mom.
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♪ Turn around ♪
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♪ every now and then
I get a little bit lonely ♪
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♪ that you're never coming 'round ♪
257
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♪ turn around ♪
258
00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:52,640
♪ every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪
259
00:10:52,675 --> 00:10:55,309
♪ of listening to the
sound of my tears ♪
260
00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:57,612
Stop. Mom, you're just
going through the motions.
261
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,346
Where's the pizzazz?
262
00:10:59,381 --> 00:11:02,483
Owen, this is hard
for me to say.
263
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:05,219
I really like Daryl.
264
00:11:05,253 --> 00:11:08,489
Maybe it's time that you and I
sang with different people.
265
00:11:08,523 --> 00:11:11,225
Really?
That's what you want?
266
00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:14,261
Honey, I love singing with you.
267
00:11:14,296 --> 00:11:18,165
I'm just not in love
with singing with you.
268
00:11:19,468 --> 00:11:21,435
So, that's how
it's gonna be, huh?
269
00:11:23,038 --> 00:11:24,973
Take a good look.
270
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,274
'Cause some day,
this is gonna be you.
271
00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:28,542
How?
She's not my mother.
272
00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:30,745
You could've fooled me.
273
00:11:32,547 --> 00:11:34,148
Poor Owen.
274
00:11:34,182 --> 00:11:35,516
Yeah.
275
00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:37,251
He's really hurting.
276
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,520
We got a shot!
We got a shot!
277
00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:41,723
Yes!
Yes!
278
00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:49,396
Owen?
279
00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:52,100
How'd you know
where to find me, Steve?
280
00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:57,471
I didn't know
I was looking for you.
281
00:11:57,506 --> 00:11:58,673
What are you doing here?
282
00:11:58,741 --> 00:12:00,274
I'm running away from home.
283
00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:03,310
You're 30. At your age,
it's called "moving out."
284
00:12:03,345 --> 00:12:04,578
I'm not really moving out.
285
00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:06,313
I'm just gonna let her
miss me a little bit.
286
00:12:06,348 --> 00:12:09,784
See, Owen, you treat your mom
like she's your girlfriend.
287
00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:11,585
Which means when she
has a real boyfriend,
288
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:12,820
you feel like
you've been dumped,
289
00:12:12,855 --> 00:12:14,421
which is weird!
290
00:12:14,456 --> 00:12:16,691
You've never understood
the love me and my mom have.
291
00:12:16,725 --> 00:12:18,559
We're different, Steve.
Our love is special.
292
00:12:18,627 --> 00:12:20,294
We play by our own rules.
293
00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,796
That's the concern!
294
00:12:23,498 --> 00:12:25,232
Owen, your mom's here.
295
00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,333
I knew it.
296
00:12:26,368 --> 00:12:28,036
You see that, Steve?
297
00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,771
You treat them like shit,
they come crawling back.
298
00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:36,177
Send her in.
299
00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:37,712
Don't go in there, Carol.
300
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:40,314
I need to apologize
and make it right.
301
00:12:40,348 --> 00:12:42,083
What are you apologizing for?
302
00:12:42,151 --> 00:12:43,184
For living your life?
303
00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:44,786
I've known you a long time.
304
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,554
I was there before you had him.
305
00:12:46,588 --> 00:12:47,822
I watched you raise him.
306
00:12:47,856 --> 00:12:49,123
You're a damn good mother.
307
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,357
He's hurting, Jack.
308
00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:52,626
Well, that comes with the gig.
309
00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:55,163
You raise your kids, and
you have to let them go.
310
00:12:55,197 --> 00:12:56,597
And it hurts.
311
00:12:56,631 --> 00:12:59,466
That's how you know
you're doing a good job.
312
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:02,303
Maybe you're right.
313
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:03,738
Then you meet somebody.
314
00:13:03,772 --> 00:13:05,506
You get along.
315
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:07,175
You sing together,
316
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:11,145
and you win the trophy
for Sullivan & Son.
317
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,215
Thanks, Jack.
318
00:13:14,249 --> 00:13:16,784
Maybe it's time
we both grew up, huh?
319
00:13:20,522 --> 00:13:23,091
Was that my mom I just heard?
320
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:24,358
Yeah, she just left.
321
00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:25,526
What?
322
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,694
Bitches be crazy!
323
00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:37,094
♪ Once upon a time,
there was light in my life ♪
324
00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:40,107
♪ now there's only
love in the dark ♪
♪
325
00:13:40,142 --> 00:13:42,276
♪ nothing I can say ♪
326
00:13:42,311 --> 00:13:47,215
♪ a total eclipse of the heart ♪
327
00:13:51,553 --> 00:13:53,154
Ladies and gentlemen,
one more time
328
00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:54,521
for the Carol and Daryl
experience!
329
00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:58,792
Judges, what say you?
330
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:01,028
Aah!
48 out of 50,
331
00:14:01,063 --> 00:14:03,030
the highest score of the night!
332
00:14:03,065 --> 00:14:04,465
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
333
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:08,035
from Mark's pub in Shadyside,
Tom and Randy!
334
00:14:14,276 --> 00:14:16,377
They're going with
a brother act?
335
00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:19,280
That's no brother act.
336
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,551
♪ We're no strangers to love ♪
337
00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:28,555
♪ you know the rules,
and so do I ♪
338
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:33,327
♪ a full commitment's
what I'm thinking of ♪
339
00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:37,031
♪ you wouldn't get this
from any other guy ♪
340
00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:41,735
♪ I just wanna tell you
how I'm feeling ♪
341
00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:44,205
The one thing
we didn't plan for...
342
00:14:44,239 --> 00:14:45,539
Gays.
343
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:48,442
Let me tell you,
they've got the "it" factor.
344
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:49,676
You know how I know?
345
00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:51,379
Because I've got
the "it" factor.
346
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,714
And you didn't
recognize that, either!
347
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,682
Go screw yourself!
348
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,821
That's her third bowl
of spiked kimchi.
349
00:15:00,855 --> 00:15:02,523
I know, but I can't tell.
350
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,557
Is it working?
351
00:15:06,295 --> 00:15:08,495
Bye bye, bar tab.
352
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:10,497
♪ Never gonna give,
never gonna give ♪
353
00:15:10,532 --> 00:15:12,800
♪ give you up ♪
354
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,568
♪ never gonna give,
never gonna give ♪
355
00:15:14,636 --> 00:15:17,204
♪ give you up ♪
356
00:15:20,309 --> 00:15:22,343
Tom and Randy.
357
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:25,479
49? 49?
358
00:15:25,513 --> 00:15:26,747
We lost?
359
00:15:26,781 --> 00:15:28,882
Steve, I'm telling you.
I can win this.
360
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,517
I'm a trained singer.
361
00:15:30,552 --> 00:15:32,619
I just can't do it
in front of people.
362
00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:34,188
So, what do you want me to do,
363
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,622
have everybody stand
outside while you sing?
364
00:15:35,657 --> 00:15:36,790
Perfect!
365
00:15:38,427 --> 00:15:40,461
Hi, I'm Owen Walsh.
366
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,763
Used to be a part of
The Lovin' Walshes.
367
00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:44,765
Now I'm working solo.
368
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:47,368
This one's going out to mom.
369
00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:52,539
♪ At first, I was afraid,
I was petrified ♪
370
00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:56,410
♪ kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side ♪
371
00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:58,812
♪ but then I spent so many nights ♪
372
00:15:58,847 --> 00:16:00,814
♪ thinking how you did me wrong ♪
373
00:16:00,849 --> 00:16:02,416
♪ and I grew strong ♪
374
00:16:02,451 --> 00:16:04,418
I learned how to get along!
375
00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:06,287
Now, go on!
Go!
376
00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:08,456
Walk out the door!
377
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,157
Don't turn around now,
378
00:16:10,225 --> 00:16:12,259
'cause you're not
welcome anymore!
379
00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:14,428
Weren't you the one who tried
to hurt me with goodbye?!
380
00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,198
Did you think I would crumble?!
381
00:16:17,232 --> 00:16:19,400
Did you think I would
lay down and die?!
382
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,202
Hey! Hey!
383
00:16:21,236 --> 00:16:22,503
Leave him alone!
384
00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:24,205
He's hurting!
385
00:16:26,308 --> 00:16:27,808
Don't worry, baby.
386
00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:31,512
If I can survive,
you can survive.
387
00:16:31,579 --> 00:16:35,816
You've got to sing it
like you mean it!
388
00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:42,323
♪ Oh, yes, yes, you ♪
389
00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:44,392
♪ you will survive ♪
390
00:16:44,426 --> 00:16:46,827
♪ oh, as long as you
know how to love ♪
391
00:16:46,895 --> 00:16:48,595
♪ you know you'll stay alive ♪
392
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,398
She's definitely drunk now.
393
00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:51,865
No, no, she's hammered.
394
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,601
Look at her.
She's happy.
395
00:16:54,636 --> 00:16:56,603
I don't feel safe.
396
00:16:56,638 --> 00:17:00,807
Hey! Hey!
397
00:17:00,842 --> 00:17:03,177
Oh, I am recording this.
398
00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:04,978
I always kind of hoped she'd do that
399
00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:07,214
while she was on top of me.
400
00:17:07,249 --> 00:17:10,617
And stop.
And delete.
401
00:17:10,652 --> 00:17:13,354
- You're going to survive, right?
- Right!
402
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:15,389
Then sing with me!
403
00:17:15,424 --> 00:17:17,758
♪ I will survive ♪
404
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:20,261
♪ oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
405
00:17:20,295 --> 00:17:21,929
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
406
00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,897
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
407
00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:25,899
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
408
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,901
♪ I'll survive ♪
409
00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:29,970
♪ I will survive ♪
410
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:31,838
♪ whoa, whoa, now go ♪
411
00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:33,474
♪ walk out the door ♪
412
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,376
♪ just turn around now ♪
413
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:38,212
♪ oh, you're not
welcome anymore ♪
414
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,282
♪ weren't you the one who tried
to crush me with goodbye? ♪
415
00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:42,749
♪ you think I'd crumble? ♪
416
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:44,952
♪ oh, was I gonna
lay down and die?! ♪
417
00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:46,853
♪ oh, no, not I ♪
418
00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,290
♪ I will survive ♪
419
00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:51,358
♪ whoa, as long as I
know how to love ♪
420
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,360
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
421
00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:54,928
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
422
00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:56,897
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
423
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,765
♪ and I'll survive ♪
424
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,767
♪ I will survive! ♪
425
00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:08,542
50!
They got a 50!
426
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:11,545
Holy crap, we won!
427
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,813
Hey!
428
00:18:12,847 --> 00:18:15,916
Who wants to do Tequila shots
429
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,619
off of my belly?
430
00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:20,654
Steve, go get your mother!
431
00:18:23,425 --> 00:18:25,726
Dad... brought home
the trophy.
432
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,961
The losing streak's over.
433
00:18:27,996 --> 00:18:29,463
Who knows?
434
00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:31,265
This could be the start
of a good run.
435
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,799
- The dart tournament's next month.
- Hey, hey, hey.
436
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,635
Let's just enjoy tonight.
437
00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:37,037
Tonight, we're champions.
438
00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:40,774
Congratulations, sweetie.
439
00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:41,908
You were terrific.
440
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:42,909
Thanks, mom.
441
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:45,779
Owen, that was amazing.
442
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,314
Thank you.
443
00:18:47,382 --> 00:18:49,283
And I'm sorry I overreacted
about you and my mom.
444
00:18:49,317 --> 00:18:50,917
Oh, I understand.
445
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:54,622
And I want you to know that
I'm very fond of your mother.
446
00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,624
She's very special.
447
00:18:56,691 --> 00:18:58,526
Take care of her.
448
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,860
Thanks, sweetie.
449
00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:01,662
So, Ok Cha.
450
00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:06,767
Ohh, there's my chocolate
Teddy bear.
451
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,602
It's about our bar tab.
452
00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:12,473
I'm feeling so good,
453
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:14,041
I'm going to show you
454
00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:18,445
what I'm going to do
with your tabs.
455
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:21,114
Feel so sleepy.
456
00:19:21,149 --> 00:19:23,717
B-b-before you pass out,
just tear up...
457
00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:26,520
Tear up the tab.
458
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:28,955
I just need to put
my head down.
459
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:31,692
Tear up the tabs!
460
00:19:31,726 --> 00:19:33,594
All we have to do
is slide the tab out,
461
00:19:33,628 --> 00:19:35,028
tear it up ourselves,
462
00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:38,432
then, in the morning,
tell her she did it.
463
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,336
Don't try it, fat boys!
464
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,780
Is anybody here?
465
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,254
Ave Maria ♪
466
00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:16,971
♪ gratia plena♪
467
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:20,008
♪ Maria♪
468
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:25,647
♪ gratia plena♪
469
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:33,221
♪ benedicta ♪
470
00:20:33,255 --> 00:20:37,158
♪ et benedictus♪
471
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:40,829
♪ fructus ventris ♪
472
00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:43,932
♪ ventris tui ♪
473
00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:49,771
♪ jesus♪
474
00:20:49,806 --> 00:20:52,406
♪ ave Maria ♪
475
00:20:59,248 --> 00:21:03,048
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