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At Birmingham East,
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the Returning Officer
is declaring the result.
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James George Hacker: 21,793.
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Arthur William Gaunt: 19,321.
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So Jim Hacker's back, and after
many years as a Shadow Minister
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seems almost certain to get
a post in the new Government.
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- I haven't had a call yet.
- Who from?
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- Our new Prime Minister.
- What do you expect?
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The car's only just got back
from the Palace.
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Any moment now, then.
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So who was on the phone?
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Frank Wiesel.
He's coming right over.
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Why doesn't he just move in?
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Annie, he's my political adviser.
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- I depend on him.
- Why don't you marry him?
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Darling, you do over- react
to everything, so.
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Here we are!
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Jim Hacker... yes.
Oh, it's you.
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Yes, was a good party.
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Yes, I've got a bit of a headache...
I will ring you back.
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I'm waiting fora rather
important call... bye bye.
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Alderman Spottiswood.
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I wish people wouldn't ring
to congratulate me.
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I'm waiting forthe call.
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It's as if you're about
to enterthe Ministry.
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Yes, but which Ministry,
that's the point.
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Itwas a joke!
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Oh, I see.
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- Are you very tense?
- No, I'm not.
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A politician's wife
is not allowed to.
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A happy carefree
politician's wife.
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- What are you looking for?
- A cigarette.
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Try the cigarette box.
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- It's empty.
- Take a librium.
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I can't find it, that's why
I'm looking fora cigarette.
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Oh, Jim, I've had it. Would you
pop out and get some?
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Sorry, I daren't leave the phone.
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If the PM wants you to be
in the cabinet,
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he'll phone back.
Oryou can phone back.
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I ran the campaign against
the PM forthe leadership.
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- Lf I'm out, well, who knows.
- I could take a message.
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There it is.
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Hello... yes, speaking...
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Oh, it's you Michael...
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I haven't had a call,
have you?
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Bill's had a call?
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What's he got? Europe?
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- Bill's got Europe.
- Lucky Europe.
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- Does Bill speak French?
- He can hardly speak English.
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I'll call you back if I hear
anything. Right... Bye.
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Fingers crossed.
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Hello... Yes, speaking...
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The Gas Board.
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Good Lord man,
thatwas weeks ago.
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I'm waiting
fora rather important call...
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Look, there happened to be
a general election yesterday...
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You voted forthe otherside,
did you?
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How did you get to the polling
booth on the right day?
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With two assistants,
three return visits forspare parts?
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Look, Mr. Franklin...
Frankly Franklin,
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I don't care if the heating system
collapses in ruins.
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I've got to get off this phone,
goodbye.
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They won't come now.
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If I get ConsumerAffairs,
they'll come.
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Hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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Darling, thatwas
the front doorbell.
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It'll be Frank.
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- Martin's got the Foreign Office.
- Has he?
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Jack's got Health
and Fred's got Energy.
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- Has anyone got Brains?
- Do you mean Education?
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No, I knowwhat I mean.
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- What's left? What have I got?
- Rhythm?
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Frank, I have heard
absolutely nothing,
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not that it's surprising.
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My whole career
is going down the drain
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because the PM is unable
to reach me on the telephone.
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You get it, darling.
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- Hello.
- Hello, this is the BBC.
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Would Mr. Hacker like to be
interviewed on the PM program?
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- PM?
- PM?
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Jim Hackerhere...
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Are you available this afternoon?
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Yes. Any time you like.
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Could we interview you?
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I'd been hoping you'd call.
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What job do you think
you're likely to get?
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I beg yourpardon?
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What job do you think
you're likely to get?
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That's foryou to tell me.
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- What?
- Well, it's not up to me to say.
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That's forthe PM to say.
You're the PM's office...
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Oh, I see.
The BBC PM office!
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How silly, what a silly mistake,
Yes... yes. Good bye.
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I did try and tell you.
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You answerthe bloody thing.
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Hello...
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Mrs. Hackerspeaking.
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Oh, congratulations,
"Prime Minister". It's Annie here.
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Give me that phone.
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Hello... Yes... Prime Minister.
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Yes, of course... Yes, I...
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Righto.
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I'll be on the next train.
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Top tip forAdministrative Affairs
is Jim Hacker.
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Kenneth, isn't he on the young
side fora Cabinet post?
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Yes, well, he's in his late forties.
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But it's certainly
a jump up forhim.
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On the otherhand,
this department's been
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a bit of a political graveyard
recently.
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A furthergroup
of Cabinet appointments
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has nowbeen announced
from Number Ten.
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The Ministry of Administrative
Affairs goes toJim Hacker,
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the formerShadow Minister
forAgricultura.
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- Good afternoon, Minister.
- Good afternoon.
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Bernard Wooley,
Principal Private Secretary.
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Mr. Lloyd Pritchard,
Assistant Private Secretary.
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- This is my political adviser...
- Oh yes, of course, Mr. Weasel.
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Wiesel.
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I was the Minister's
Principal Private Secretary
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in the last goverment.
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However if you...
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- I'm sure you'll be just the thing.
- Thank you, Minister, howkind.
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- Where are we all going to?
- You are going to youroffice.
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What about Frank?
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- Where's Frank?
- He's being taken care of.
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- Would you wait here?
- This is the Waiting Room.
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- Precisely, sir.
- I'm Jim Hacker's adviser.
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He has a whole department
to advise him.
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- He needs me.
- Of course.
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But until he sends foryou,
please, wait.
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A sherry Minister?
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Jim.
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Oh Gin.
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No, no, Jim, Jim.
Call me Jim.
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I would preferto call you
Minister, Minister.
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Minister, Minister?
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Oh quite, quite.
I see what you mean.
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Do I have to call you Private
Secretary, Private Secretary?
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- No. Do call me Bernard.
- Thank you, Bernard.
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You're mostwelcome.
Yourhealth, Minister.
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Well what now?
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Allowme to present
Sir Humphrey Appleby,
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Permanent UnderSecretary
of State and Head of the D.A.A.
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- Hello, Sir Humphrey.
- Hello, and welcome.
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- Thank you.
- I believe you know each other.
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Yes, we did cross swords in
the Public Accounts Committee.
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I wouldn't say that.
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You came up
with all the questions.
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Opposition's about asking
questions.
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And Government's about
not answering them.
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You answered mine.
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I'm glad you thought so.
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Good luck.
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- Who else is in this Department?
- I am the Permanent UnderSecretary
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known as
the Permanent Secretary.
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Wolley is your Principal
Private Secretary.
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And I too have a Principal
Private Secretary.
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Directly responsible to me
are 10 Deputy Secretaries
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87 UnderSecretaries,
and 219 Assistant Secretaries.
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Responsible to the PPS
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are Parliamentary
Private Secretaries.
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The PM will be appointing two
Parliamentary UnderSecretaries,
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and you will appoint yourown
Parliamentary Private Secretary.
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Can they all type?
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None of us can type.
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Mrs. McKay types.
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She is the Secretary.
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Pity we could have opened
an agency.
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- Very droll, sir.
- Yes, very very amusing.
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- I suppose they all say that.
- Certainly not, Minister.
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Not quite all.
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Right, now then, to business.
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Forgive me if I'm a bit blunt,
but that's the sort of chap I am...
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Frankly, this depart...
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This chair's a bit...
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We can change it, Minister.
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We can change the furniture,
decor, office routine...
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- Yourwish is ourcommand.
- I'd like a new chair.
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Hate swivel chairs.
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Two kinds of chairs to go
with the two kinds of Minister.
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One sort folds up instantly,
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the othersort goes
round and round in circles.
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Now, frankly this Department
has got to cut
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a great swathe through all this
stuffy Whitehall bureaucracy.
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We're going to throw open
the windows,
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let in a bit of fresh air,
cut through all the red tape,
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streamline this creaking
old bureaucratic machine.
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- You mean a clean sweep?
- A clean sweep.
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Fartoo many people
just sitting behind desks.
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Not like us, of course.
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Butwe've got to get rid
of all those people.
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- Get rid of them?
- "Redeploy them".
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Yes. Good Lord no, I don't mean
put them out of work.
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Open Government,
that's what my partybelieves in,
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thatwas the main plank
of ourmanifesto.
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Taking the nation
into ourconfidence.
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Nowhow does that strike you?
Do sit down.
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Just as you said in the House
on May 2nd last year,
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and again on November 23rd,
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and in The Observer
and in The Daily Mail,
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and as yourmanifesto
made clear.
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You know about that?
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Please, have a look
at these proposals.
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These are the ways
to implement this policy
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and proposals fora white paper
foryourapproval.
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The white papermight be called
"Open Government".
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- You mean it's all been...
- Taken care of, Minister.
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- Who did all this?
- The old bureaucratic machine.
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No, quite seriously.
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We are seized
of the need forreform.
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- And we have taken it on board.
- I'm rathersurprised.
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I expected to have
to fight you with this.
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People do have funny ideas
about the Civil Service.
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We're just here
to implement yourpolicies.
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"Proposals forshortening approval
procedures in planning appeals"?
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Hansard Volume 497,
page 1102, Column B.
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Quote "Mr. Hacker:
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Is the Ministeraware
that planning procedures
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make building a bungalow
in the 20th century
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slowerthan building a cathedral
in the 12th century?
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Opposition laughter
and Government cries of shame".
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- They didn't actually cry shame.
- Quite so, Minister.
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- Right, I think that's it then?
- There are two more things...
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This is yourdiary
fornextweek, Minister.
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My diary?
You didn't know I was coming.
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Norwho'd win the election.
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- There'd be a Minister, Minister.
- Don't start that again.
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Even though we didn't know
itwould be you.
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Her Majesty does like
the business of government
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to continue even when
there are no politicians around.
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- Bit difficult surely?
- Yes... and no.
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It's a busy week.
Nine cabinet committees,
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the Annual dinner
of the Law Institute.
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You will have to make a speech.
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Deputation from the British
ComputerAssociation.
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Opening the National Union
of Public Employers meeting.
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- Anotherspeech...
- Wait a minute...
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- What about all the otherthings?
- What otherthings?
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I'm on fourpolicy committees
forthe party.
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You won'twant to be putting
partybefore country.
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No, no, of course not.
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I'll just fetch yourboxes,
Minister.
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Boxes? Already.
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The last Ministerhad some work
throughout the campaign,
247
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but I fear... well,
it's not forme to criticise...
248
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- What do you mean?
- It's a harsh thing to say.
249
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Some of the boxes actually came
back with the work not done.
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If you complete the first four
by Saturday,
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yourdriverwill deliver
the othertwo.
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Villa's at home to Liverpool.
253
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And I've got a surgery
on Saturday.
254
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If we minimise it, you need only
take the majorpolicy decisions.
255
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No, no. No. No. I take
all the decisions round here.
256
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Now then what time
shall I come in on Monday?
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You'll catch the 7.45 train
from New Street,
258
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and yourdriver
will meet you at Euston.
259
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If I could just put in
these draft proposals.
260
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And here, this is yourkey,
Minister.
261
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Out of my way.
I've had enough of this.
262
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- You can't go in there.
- Just try and stop me.
263
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- Jim, what's going on?
- Frank, where've you been?
264
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- Stuck in the waiting room.
- We are in private conference.
265
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- Then I should be here, too.
- Calm down, Frank.
266
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Humphrey, Frank has got
to have an office ofhis own.
267
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- Certainly, if you insist.
- I do insist.
268
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I do think we have some spare
office space in Walthamstow.
269
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- Walthamstow?
- Yes, it's surprising.
270
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The Government owns property
all over London.
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- I don'twant to be there.
- It's in a very nice part.
272
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Walthamstow's
a very nice place so I gather.
273
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- I need an office here.
- Why's that?
274
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Yes, I agree with Frank.
275
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Bernard, we must find
an office here for Mr. Weasel.
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Wiesel.
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Copies of all the papers
that come to me go to Frank.
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- All?
- All.
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It shall be done.
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All the appropriate papers.
281
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How's yournew Minister,
Humphrey?
282
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Learning the rules
very quicklyfora newboy.
283
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- How's yournew Cabinet?
- No problem.
284
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Similarto the last one.
285
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Arnold, I hearthe American
Ambassador's been spending
286
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a lot of time with the PM.
287
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,592
- Yes.
- Defence ortrade?
288
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,875
Both.
289
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,996
The aerospace systems contract?
290
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,311
Ssh. Don'twant the cabinet
to hearabout it yet.
291
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:02,393
This aerospace thingumy would be
292
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,915
rathera coup forthe PM,
wouldn't it?
293
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,390
Yes, now the new PM
will take the credit.
294
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,915
Sorry to intrude SirArnold,
Sir Humphrey,
295
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,753
if you could just OK
the Minister's speech,
296
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,717
I can get it
straight to the House.
297
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,269
Yes, of course. Like to join us?
298
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,955
Oh, thank you,
so long as I'm not too long.
299
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,111
Get yourself a cup of coffee.
300
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,072
So itwould be rather
an embarrassment to the PM,
301
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,233
wouldn't it? if a hypothetical
Ministerwere to rock
302
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,391
the Anglo American boat?
303
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,152
Grave embarrassment.
304
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,469
How grave?
305
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,915
Man overboard, I should think.
306
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,672
Enough to cut short a promising
new Ministerial career?
307
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,432
No question.
308
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,358
Pull up a chair, Bernard...
309
00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,274
And tell us what you think
of ournew Minister.
310
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Well absolutelyfine.
311
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:06,638
Yes, we'll have him
housetrained in no time.
312
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,837
He swallowed the whole diary,
313
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,878
and I gatherhe did his boxes
like a lamb lastweekend?
314
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,075
Yes. Yes he did.
315
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,879
We must head him off
this Open Government nonsense.
316
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,192
We were calling the White Paper
"Open Government".
317
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,432
Always dispose of the difficult bit
in the title.
318
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,830
Does less harm there
than in the text.
319
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,309
The less you intend
to do about something,
320
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,471
the more you have
to talk about it.
321
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,029
What's wrong
with open government?
322
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,351
Why shouldn't the public know
more about what's going on?
323
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,757
Are you serious?
324
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,868
Well, I mean it's
the Minister's policy, afterall.
325
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,270
It's a contradiction in terms.
326
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,715
You can be open
oryou can have government.
327
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:53,193
But surely the citizens of a
democracy have a right to know.
328
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,670
No. They have a right
to be ignorant.
329
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,236
Knowledge only means
complicity and guilt.
330
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,436
Ignorance has a certain dignity.
331
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,192
But if the Ministerwants...
332
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,430
You don't just give people
what they want,
333
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,352
if it's not good forthem.
334
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,273
Do you give brandy
to an alcoholic?
335
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,356
Thatway people don't know
what you are doing wrong.
336
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,674
I am the Minister's Private
Secretary, and ifhe wants...
337
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,913
You must not help him
to make a fool ofhimself.
338
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,877
Look at the Ministers we've had.
339
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,032
They would have been
a laughing stock
340
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,591
had it not been forthe most rigid
secrecy about theirdoings.
341
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,196
What do you propose to do?
342
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,189
- Can you keep a secret?
- Of course.
343
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,158
So can I.
344
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,833
Excuse me,
I have to make a phone call.
345
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,958
Well, I'd betterbe getting
this back to the Minister.
346
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,030
Martin. Has the weasel
had a copy of the invoice
347
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,555
forthe new American
addressing machines?
348
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,915
I thought you said
it was sensitive.
349
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,355
So it is.
Get it to him today.
350
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:15,548
Oh, and Martin, let him find it
nearthe bottom of the pile.
351
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,354
Jim, Jim.
352
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,351
- Yes.
- Look what I've found.
353
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,990
We've got them
by the short and curlies.
354
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,754
We've got Sir Humphrey
Bloody Appleby
355
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,070
and Mr. Toffee Nosed
Snooty Wolley
356
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,708
just where we want them.
See this?
357
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,110
This innocent-looking
piece of paper.
358
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,157
Political dynamite.
359
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,880
Calm down.
What are you talking about?
360
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:48,596
This is an invoice for 1.000
computervideo display terminals.
361
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:53,038
At 10.000 pounds each,
that is, ten milion pounds.
362
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,713
So?
363
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:59,478
Made by the Pittsburgh
Manufacturing Corporation Inc.,
364
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,359
- Imported from America?
- I know.
365
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,080
Butwe make computerperipherals
in this country.
366
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,708
- In my constituency.
- I know!
367
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,195
- What about unemployment?
- I know!
368
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,877
This must be stopped.
369
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,237
- Sir Humphrey to see... oh sorry.
- Oh no. No, come in.
370
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,516
I want to see you both, come on.
371
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,318
Sir Humphrey, take a seat.
372
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,799
Thank you, Minister.
373
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,714
Now then, Frank here
has just discovered this contract
374
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,633
forthe import
of ten million pound's worth
375
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,109
of video display terminals,
from America.
376
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,872
May I see?
377
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,751
Oh yes. Forthe whole
Civil Service in Whitehall.
378
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,794
- But they're not British.
- That is true.
379
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,998
- We make them in this country.
- Not of the same quality.
380
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,833
Betterquality.
In my constituency.
381
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,189
- We were advised...
- This contract must be stopped.
382
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:59,478
It's beyond my power. This can
only be cancelled by the Treasury.
383
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,675
Why's that?
384
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,877
Would be a majorpolicy change
forthe Civil Service
385
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,237
to cancel contracts, especially
with overseas suppliers.
386
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,072
If you'd like to take it up
with the Cabinet.
387
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,959
How am I to face
my constituency party?
388
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,431
Why need they know?
389
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,875
Why need anybody know?
390
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,030
We can see that it nevergets out.
391
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,794
- Open Government.
- That's right.
392
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,952
- It must be published.
- That's right.
393
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,108
Why?
394
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,118
Well... er...
395
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,796
- Why, Frank?
- The manifesto.
396
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,349
And yourpredecessor
will look like a traitor.
397
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,751
- Two unanswerable reasons.
- You didn't bargain forthis!
398
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,512
You're not suggesting
399
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,309
that the Ministershould make
a positive reference
400
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,870
to this confidential transaction
in a speech?
401
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,198
Speech. That's it.
402
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,717
Jim, what about the speech
to the Union of office Employees?
403
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,678
I'll tell them about
this scandalous contract.
404
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,671
And we'll release it
to the press today.
405
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,831
- Who's running the country now?
- Well... yes.
406
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,956
- You object?
- It might be regrettable,
407
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,998
- if we upset the Americans.
- The Americans.
408
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,913
It's time they lose
theircommercial complacency.
409
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,834
We must think of the British
poor, not the American rich!
410
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,797
If that is yourexpress wish,
411
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,918
the Departmentwill back you,
up to the hilt.
412
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,399
That is my express wish.
413
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,677
I'd bettercirculate
the speech forclearance.
414
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,070
It does not involve
any otherdepartment.
415
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,597
Open Government demands
thatwe include ourcolleagues,
416
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,115
as well as ourfriends
in Fleet Street.
417
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,033
- Oh yes, that's fairenough.
- I'm not sure.
418
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,395
Thank you. And Humphrey...
419
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,949
See that goes
straight to the press.
420
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,479
We shall serve
yourbest interests.
421
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,435
Thank you.
422
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,913
Now then...
423
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,672
Let me see.
424
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:58,274
We've made a pledge to the
people about open government.
425
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,317
So let's have some.
426
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,711
I have discovered
that the previous government
427
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,555
signed a contract to import
office equipment
428
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,473
- foruse by the Civil Service...
- Bureaucracy!
429
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,029
Used by the Civil Service
bureaucracy.
430
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,749
So, we are being fobbed off
with second rate American junk
431
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,673
by smart Aleck salesmen
from Pittsburgh
432
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,274
while British factories
stand empty
433
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,273
and British workmen
queue up forthe dole.
434
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,149
- Unemployment benefit.
- The dole, Bernard.
435
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,997
"Much as I personally value
the friendship of ourgreat cousins
436
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,116
from across the sea".
437
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,950
- Minister, something's come up.
- Yes?
438
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,680
- A minute from the PM's Office.
- I'm prettybusy.
439
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,274
- You ought to read this.
- What does it say?
440
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,352
The PM is planning
a visit to Washington
441
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,593
fora valuable Anglo American
defence trade agreement.
442
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,399
Its importance
cannot be overestimated.
443
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,949
Fine. Has my speech gone
to the press?
444
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,236
I presume so, as you requested.
445
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,275
I'm sorry, but all hell's just
broken loose at NumberTen.
446
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,273
They're asking why yourspeech
didn't obtain clearance.
447
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,000
- What did you say?
- I mentioned open government.
448
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,549
But it seemed
to make things worse.
449
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,678
The PM wants to see you
in the House, right away.
450
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,671
What's going to happen?
451
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,991
The Prime Ministergiveth
and he taketh away.
452
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,112
Blessed be the name
of the Prime Minister.
453
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,194
Hello, Vic...
454
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,954
Sir Humphrey Appleby,
Vic Gould, ourChiefWhip.
455
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,918
You really are a pain in the arse.
456
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,317
The PM's going up the wall.
457
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,708
Hitting the roof.
458
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,519
You can't go around
making speeches like that.
459
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,478
It's Open Government.
460
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,074
- Shut up, Weasel.
- Wiesel!
461
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,391
But Open Governmentwas
the main plank in ourmanifesto.
462
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,836
- The PM believes in it too.
- Open, yes. But not gaping.
463
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,959
In politics you have to say things
with tact, you berk!
464
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,871
And when to say nothing at all.
465
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,793
- How long you been a Minister?
- Week and half.
466
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,676
You will appear
in the Guinness book of records.
467
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,637
I can see the headlines already.
468
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,791
"Cabinet split on U. S. Trade.
469
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,554
Hacker leads revolt
against Prime Minister.
470
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,676
That's what you want, is it?
471
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,871
Ah, SirArnold, what news?
472
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,600
That speech is causing
the PM some distress.
473
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,796
Has it been released
to the Press?
474
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,748
Well, the Ministergave
express instructions fornoon.
475
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,354
- Isn't that right?
- I'm appalled at you, Humphrey.
476
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,672
How could you let the Minister
put himself in this position?
477
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,796
We believe in open government.
478
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,794
We want to open the windows.
Isn't that right, Minister?
479
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,439
It's good party stuff,
480
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,956
but it puts the PM
in a very difficult situation.
481
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,997
What about Open Government?
482
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,029
This seems to be the closed season
foropen government.
483
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,392
Do you want to give thought
484
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,074
to a draft letterof resignation?
485
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,468
Just in case...
486
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,790
Can'twe hush it up?
487
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,391
- Hush it up?
- Yes, hush it up.
488
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,951
You mean... suppress it?
489
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,673
Yes, I suppose I do.
490
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,230
You mean thatwithin
the framework of the guidelines
491
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,517
about open goverment
that you have laid down,
492
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,956
you're suggesting we should
adopt a more flexible posture?
493
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,315
Am I? Oh yes. Yes.
494
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,516
About the press release...
495
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,753
A development could precipitate
a reappraisal of ourposition.
496
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,674
We forgot the interdepartmental
clearance procedure.
497
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,232
The supplementary stop order
came into effect.
498
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,076
So, yourspeech
hasn't gone to the Press.
499
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,074
It's only gone
to the PM's Private Office
500
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,028
and the Duty Officerhad
no instructions to pass it out
501
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,839
- without clearance.
- But how come?
502
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,474
The fault is entirely mine, Minister.
503
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:59,396
The holding up
of press releases dates back to
504
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,516
before open government,
505
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,592
and I unaccountably omitted
to rescind it.
506
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,232
- I hope you forgive this lapse.
- Well, yes, of course.
507
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,072
- That's quite all right.
- Thank you, Minister.
508
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,390
Afterall, we all make mistakes.
509
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,513
Yes, Minister.
510
00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:24,312
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