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I need help.

And a place to stay. I can offer you help.

That ain't happening.

You should let her crash here. What?

a good guy, Show that you can be

you'll win some points with Allison.

I got a copy of your book.

Would you at least sign it for me?

You stay clean for 36 hours,

the sofa's yours.

Deal. Yeah.

I got to use the bathroom.

Just a second.

Look what I found behind the toilet.

I'm sorry, Sam.

You were supposed to watch her! Sorry doesn't cut it, man!

You ever hear of a vision quest?

Don't leave me out of here, you son of a bitch!

Aah!

Fuck you both! I'm leaving!

So when'd you have your last drink?

36 hours?

You made it.

Uh, who are you again?

I'm Carl. Allison's boyfriend.

Yeah.

Enjoy your frittata.

Hey, maybe you guys can...

Can you settle a bet for me?

Sure.

I got a buddy who says

Gettysburg was more deadly than Appomattox, okay.

And I tried to tell him

that despite its prevalence in the cultural mindscape,

Gettysburg's actually the less deadly of the two.

Am I right?

How would we know?

Well, 'cause you're Civil War re-enactors, right?

I mean, there's no reason...

have beards like that in this day and age. there's no reason to

Civil War re-enactors. Oh, I'm sorry. We're not

I saw the itchy, flannel shirts, and I...

Are you... Are you lumberjacks?

No.

Time travelers?

You're time travelers.

We're musicians, asshole.

Well, I hope the band is called

The Time Traveling Lumberjacks of the Confederacy.

Fuck you!

band name, though. That is a pretty good

You're welcome.

I-I was just thinking.

Have you ever said a word over and over,

and then it starts to sound weird?

like that. There are a lot of words

Towel.

Towel.

Towel? I dry off with a towel?

Sponge. Sponge.

Squeegee. Squeegee.

bathroom products, huh? Hmm. It's all

Cunt fart's another one.

Cunt fart... cunt fart...

cunt fart.

After a while, it just starts to lose its meaning.

a stickler here, Actually, not to be

but "cunt fart" is two words.

It has a dash.

Cunt-dash-fart.

Yep. Found the Harvard man.

Actually, the word I was thinking

was, um, "daughter."

Daughter.

Daughter, daughter.

See what I mean?

Okay, so, why are thinking of the word "daughter"?

I don't know.

It just pops into my head this time of year.

my daughter's birthday. And maybe 'cause next week's

Yeah, that...

that might have something to do with it.

I didn't know you had a daughter?

What is a cunt fart anyway?

It can't be gas, right?

No, it's air.

Like, this one time I was having sex with Wyatt

when he was on some kind of, like, herbal Viagra.

Let's just say he was pushing a lot of air up there.

Kate Middleton. Okay, thank you,

I think we ought to focus on Mugsy's thing.

No, I want to hear more about her thing.

Mugsy, what, uh...

are you gonna see your daughter for her birthday?

no, no, no. No. No, no, no, no,

I... I haven't seen her How come? in years.

Well, back when my old lady and me got divorced,

my daughter...

there it is, "dau-daughter, daughter"...

Anyway, my daughter Latte,

spending time with me on the weekends. uh, she didn't like

And then, one time, she and her friends,

they wanted to go to a Hannah Montana concert.

that was more important She told me

than being with her dad.

Uh, little star-fucker, huh?

No. That's gross.

So, anyway, I said, "No, it's my day,

and you can see Hannah Montana anytime you want."

So, she got pissed,

and she said I was ruining her life,

and that, uh, she didn't want to see me anymore.

So, that was it.

That was it? Yeah, that was it. Loudermilk:

Pretty strong words, wouldn't you say?

No. Teenagers say shit like that.

Listen, I-I-I would have accepted it

from a teenager. if it came

She was only 10.

You haven't seen her No. since she was 10?

She made her choice,

and I'm just honoring her wishes.

like a good father does. You know,

Jesus Christ, Mugsy,

kids say dumb shit like that, okay?

You got to... You got to reach out to her.

No. As far as I'm concerned, ball's in her court.

I'm here if she needs me.

She definitely needs you!

Well, whatever.

It's too late now.

She's 18. All grown up.

No, you're supposed to be the grown up, you dumb fuck!

Now, come on! You're somebody's father!

You start acting like one!

You know, Hannah Montana doesn't even exist anymore.

She's turned into some kind of sex gremlin.

Everybody changes. Isn't it a shame?

Bruce Jenner's a chick.

Cute, little Chastity Bono

turned into that singer from Smash Mouth.

Hey, where do you get that herbal Viagra anyway?

Any gas station.

Goes by the name of "Nature's Rod."

you're in the right group? Hey, Eddie, you sure

What day is it?

Shouldn't be too hard

to find a 17-year-old girl named "Latte."

By the way, what kind of maniac names his daughter "Latte"?

a Starbucks or something? What? Does he manage

From what I know about Mugsy,

she's lucky her name's not "Quaalude" or "Hash Oil."

"Hash Oil," though, that'd be a pretty cute name,

like Popeye and Olive Oyl

had a stoner daughter named "Hash Oil"

and smokes all Popeye's spinach or something like that.

Oh! Here she is. That's her Faux Friends page.

to do that? How were you just able Mm-hmm.

How are you not?

I can't believe how ignorant you are

when it comes to the Internet.

Well, it's like, I don't...

a fan of the thing you know, I'm not

that destroyed the music industry.

I feel like I'm sleeping with the enemy now.

Well, as long as you're sleeping with somebody.

You remember that movie?

Hello?

Hey, you.

No.

Well, no. I-I don't know that I could right now.

Huh.

Look at her. She's adorable.

I got to go. Hey, you know, Mugsy's a fucking idiot.

We're in the middle of something.

Bye. Okay, talk to you soon. Okay.

how somebody goes eight years Yeah, I don't know

without talking to their own kid.

See if you can figure out where she lives

or how I can get in touch with her.

Okay.

any more cranberry juice? And, uh, do we have

Stop drinking cranberry juice.

You love cranberry juice.

No. No. I love vodka.

But I drink the cranberry juice

so I can pretend I taste vodka.

Allison! Hi!

Hi. I made meatballs.

But Carl surprised me

for the weekend, with a trip to Gaza

so, you guys want them?

Aw, that's very sweet. Absolutely. Thanks.

I don't have to share them with fuck face, do I?

Uh, it might be nice.

but I'm in charge of them. Okay,

- Okay. - Come on in.

- Am I interrupting, or...? - Nah. No, no, no.

I was just helping Loudermilk find a girl online.

Well, how's that going? Oh?

Terrific. We found her.

She's a little... young, no?

Yep. She's 17.

But she's got a birthday coming up.

Hey, you think she still likes Miley Cyrus? Loudermilk:

It might loosen her up

if I brought her an album or s...

Hey!

What are... What are you doing here?

I, um... I just dropped by some meatballs,

I got to go. so, yeah, I'm... I got to...

Oh. Well, thanks. That's... That's, uh...

Huh. She brought meatballs.

Yeah, but I'm in charge of them.

That was nice of her, right?

She comes over, drops off meatballs, and leaves.

She's, like, the perfect woman.

Hello?

the wrong number. Who? No, you got

Oh, it's perfectly fine.

Okay, you, too. Bye.

You two would make an adorable couple.

And I know you're both single.

Shut your mouth, Loudermilk.

Mrs. Wilkes stopped by

to see if you've been making any progress

with her daughter, Claire.

Actually, yeah.

She, uh, she opened up at the last meeting.

Oh? What did she say?

Did she give you any indication

of school? of why she dropped out Yeah, I don't...

what's said in the room. I don't talk about

But she did open up?

I just told you she opened up.

The other day she called me a B-I-T-C-H.

Well, don't take it personally.

She's just lashing out.

No, that was a good thing.

She used to call me the "C" word and the "F" word.

A couple of times, she even called me the "N" word.

Uh, so she's getting better?

I don't know. Alphabetically-speaking.

I'd love to know what triggered this.

I know it was more than her father dying.

Well, why don't you fuckin' ask her?

Loudermilk! What?

Why does every conversation with you

have to turn ugly?

You asked me to help your daughter,

not hump your leg.

called accountability, There's a thing

and you need to open up an account.

You don't know me,

and you don't know what I've been through.

All right. I'll look into it.

What a cocksucker.

Yeah.

All right, so, last week,

we touched on some very heavy stuff

about fathers and daughters,

which I'm sure hit home for a lot of us, right?

Come on! Really?

I took you down road last time, a very emotional

and now, you're all sitting here on your hands

with you mouths shut.

Except Roger.

What does that tell me?

You, uh, suck at this?

doing the work in here but me! It tells me that nobody's

What are you talking about?

We're all working very hard in here.

Yeah? H-How hard'd you work?

to your daughter? Did you reach out

There's no point.

She doesn't want to see me.

And even if she did want to see me, there'd...

there-there'd be no way for me to find her.

Yeah, bullshit.

on the Internet! I found her in two minutes

She lives 20 minutes from here

and goes to school right down the street.

She's a cutie.

Yeah. She volunteers at a homeless shelter?

Oh, so maybe she's not just a star-fucker.

That's good. Good.

Gonna be there on Saturday, in fact.

I think it's a perfect opportunity

to reintroduce yourself. for you

What... What do you... You mean just show up there?

And do what? Talk to her.

Tell her you're her dad. Tell her you're sorry.

Tell her you miss her. Tell her you were wrong.

I-I wasn't wrong.

That was my day.

That was not Hannah Montana's day.

Yeah, but you let that ruin the relationship,

and that was wrong.

No. I can't.

Why not?

Because he's a pussy.

Do you know how wrong it is to have a daughter

and simply choose not to speak to her for eight years?

and it hurts every day. I lost my dad,

Don't you know how important it is

for a girl to have her dad...

even a piece-of-shit dad like you?

any of this to happen? Hey, you think I wanted

Then fix it, dickhead!

Grow some balls

and go down there and see your little girl.

Yeah, and... and say what?

Well, now, maybe Claire could help you with that.

Because I'm sure she probably understands

a little bit about how your daughter feels.

Yeah?

Fuck it.

I'll go with you.

Mugsy?

Okay.

And you say I suck at this!

W-Well, you know.

- Come on. - Jesus.

This is kind of a shitty place

for my daughter Be proud of her. to be hanging out.

who want to make a difference. She's a young woman

And you gots to have a good woman.

Sound strategy. Thank you.

This... This is fucked up.

These guys all seem so lost and broken.

Except for that guy.

That guy's not, like, mentally-ill homeless,

he's like bass player-homeless.

You know what these guys are, is quitters.

That's a little harsh.

fucking quitters. No, they're lousy

Life gives them a nut-punch, sure,

but, uh, instead of digging in and fighting back,

they just roll over and let it define

for the rest of their lives. who they're gonna be

Didn't you quit being a music journalist?

There she is.

Where?

All right, now, come on.

Hey, hey, come on. Come on. Come on.

Latte?

Sam Loudermilk.

And I think you know who this guy is.

Hey.

I'm your father.

You want to... tell her why you're here?

Why? 'Cause you're homeless?

Homeless? No.

Jesus. Do I look like I'm homeless?

A little.

No.

Listen, I was thinking,

if you'd like, I-I-I'd like to see you again.

it's been a long time. I know

But I was thinking, if, you know,

we could just get to know each other a little bit,

if that's something you're comfortable with?

This is weird.

where you were. Mom would never tell me

So, I kind of thought maybe you were dead.

Well, you know, in a way, I was.

Mm. Mm.

Yes, but, uh, he's not dead, all right?

you're lucky in that, Latte. I-I mean,

A lot of people, they lose their father,

and... and he never comes back.

Your dad was gone, but he-here he is.

He's back from the dead.

He's like... He's like...

He's like E.T. in the cooler, right?

I don't know what that is.

E.T.? You don't?

Phone home. The, uh, phone home.

Oh, man. I-I've been a horrible dad.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I know you got a lot of anger,

but I was thinking maybe we could, uh,

start with an ice cream cone

and put all of this behind us.

Yeah,

'cause that would make everything all better.

Okay, look, I accept your apology,

change the fact but it doesn't

that you walked out on your nine kids.

What?!

You had nine kids?

Seven. The twins weren't born yet.

Jesus Christ!

If it's any consolation, Latte:

the pain you caused me

made me want to help other people in pain.

So, I'm a better person today because you left us.

Man...

and all this time,

I did the wrong thing. I was thinking

Let's get out of here.

Hey.

Affinity, communication,

and an empathy for human condition

is what binds us,

and keeps a soul in wonder.

don't touch me, Two things...

and I think you pissed your jammies.

I like you!

Ah, good... I like that guy.

He fucking ditches out on nine kids?!

Well, seven, because the twins weren't...

Jesus Christ.

My dad was a great guy,

gets to live. and this piece of shit

Yeah, well, hey,

you don't know what was going on in his life,

all right?

He's an addict.

That's the answer, right there.

Fuckin' Latte!

She gets the shit end of the stick

and she turns it into a candy cane.

And look at me.

I get every break in the world,

some homeless junkie and now I'm just

that sleeps on some asshole's couch.

You know, Ben's doing the best he can.

I don't...

all right, let's, uh...

all right? let's go for a walk,

No. This way. Come on.

You know, I bet if your dad was here,

you'd probably tell him what was bothering you.

Of course, I'd be shitting my pants in horror,

for six months. 'cause he's been dead

But he's not here.

I am.

What's eating at you?

Nothing's eating at me.

And if there was, I wouldn't tell you.

Oh, okay. Okay.

Little help?

Uh, yeah, sure.

What are you doing?

What?

Go throw with the guy.

What? Why?

What do you mean "why"?

Look at him.

He doesn't have anybody to play with.

Come on. Come on.

You'll get along great together.

It's not my fault he doesn't have any friends.

Maybe he's a dick.

He's not a dick. That guy...

Look at him. Look at him.

He doesn't even know how to be a dick.

Get out there. Come on.

Okay, fine.

Oh!

Charlie, that's high enough.

Ah, quit your bitchin'. Oh, God.

It's like I'm at the Cirque Du Soleil.

stale gummy fish, Hey, I got some

if anybody wants?

Crazy stale.

Kind of like eating birthday candles.

Thank you. I got to go.

I hope to see you around.

All right, yeah.

Bye, Claire.

Bye.

Nice to see you.

What do you know, you're dating again!

we're out of bologna. B.T. dubs,

Well, FYI,

we would have some if you didn't E-A-T it all.

But look how much time we're saving

by verbally texting.

LMFAO.

that Allison brought over. I got some meatballs

Do they taste like unrequited love?

Ha-ha-ha.

I think I got you finally figured out, Claire.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

like you've lost somebody. It feels to me

And that's what's got you down.

And I don't just mean your dad.

I know that's a big piece of it.

what's-his-name... I certainly don't mean

uh, Pigpen. Wyatt.

Yeah.

No, I'm thinking it's somebody else.

Like somebody you had feelings for.

Yeah? Am I right?

Somebody at school?

Another student maybe?

No.

Was it a teacher?

Oh, man.

Yeah, and then, that went south.

you quit school. And that's why

I don't know what I was thinking.

Professor Crane and I, we just...

we bonded over books.

Hmm.

And then it was lunch.

And then it was dinner.

And then it was... more.

Um, and then it was over.

It was just...

It was the first time in a long time

that I had felt... seen.

And heard.

And... connected.

and communication... It's affinity

...and an empathy for the human condition...

...that binds us all and keeps a soul in wonder.

What's that from?

Well, fuck if I know.

why'd it end? So, why, uh...

Because, um...

it had ran its course...

...for her.

Oh.

Oh, all right.

How did you know?

I just... I... had a hunch. Uh, I... you know,

You know, had a gut feeling, took a stab at it.

Got to give you credit.

You're good at what you do, Loudermilk.

Mm.

if this is Allison, Oh, hey,

can you tell her that the girl on the computer

is Mugsy's daughter?

Mm-hmm.

Think she bought it?

What the fuck are you doing here?

You owe me money.

I gave you 20 bucks yesterday.

Yeah, but I gave it to Claire for cigarettes.

$20 for cigarettes?

Yeah. Plus she showed me her tits.

Charlie. Uh, that's your problem,

I didn't tell you to do that.

Besides, she probably would have

Nunh-unh. I asked. showed 'em to you for free.

You didn't even tell me the professor was a woman!

I don't see gender.

By the way,

Claire is a horrible fisherman.

What are you talking about?

She had a hook stuck in her tits, man!

here's 20 bucks, all right? All right, all right,

Just go, okay?

Charlie, the bill is good.

Come on. Get out of here! Meatballs are ready!

Hey, can you tell Charlie

that we don't have his Frisbee?

Yeah. No.

Y-You had it when you were leaving,

remember and...

You're a real piece of shit.

You set me up!

You paid this little asshole to talk to me!

No. Yes, you did!

Well, you had to talk to somebody.

You tricked me again!

Mm. If it ain't broke...

Look, the important thing is

that the truth is out, okay?

It's like Van Morrison said,

"the Healing Game"... it's all part of You know what?

Fuck you and your stupid, old-man rock lyrics.

Fuck!

You like meatballs?

I have Down's Syndrome.

Of course I love fuckin' meatballs!

All right, come on.

Hey, you think Allison, uh,

heard Claire yelling at me last night?

I think they probably heard that in Spokane.

Hello?

God damn it. What're you doing? No, no, no. No, no.

I've had it with that. What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing?!

Every time you answer the phone,

you do this stupid, fake-ass laugh

No, I don't. That's... What? as you pick it up.

Yeah. No. Here's you. Here's you on the phone.

Ah-ha-ha-ha... hello? No, I don't do that.

You do! You absolutely do!

You do it every time. It drives me fuckin' crazy!

exaggerating a little bit, Sam. Okay. I think you're

Oh, you... Let's call. Let's call.

I want to hear your answering machine message.

Come on. No, I want to hear it. Let's listen.

"Schindler's List" you could be watching Because you could be...

at a funeral, all right?

and if the phone goes off,

you turn into the fucking Pillsbury Doughboy!

Here we go.

Hello?

This is Ben.

Leave a message and I'll get back to you, okay?

Okay, so let's talk about how that went down.

at a comedy club, right? You're obviously

Billy Burr's in town, he's fuckin' killing it,

you're laughing your ass off.

Then you say,

"I'm gonna record my outgoing message!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!"

No. No. No, I don't think so. Yeah?

No? No? No. That's not how it happens?

Well, what the fuck is it then, okay?

Is it you just want the whole world to think

in the middle of a laugh-riot that you're living

or something?

'Cause that's bullshit! I live with you.

I know that's bullshit. Okay, I'm an addict!

Heaven forbid people

on the phone! hear me laugh once or twice

I mean, is it so bad for people

that I'm a happy guy? to think What people?

What people are you trying to fool?

somebody out there? Are you trying to fool

Or are you trying to fool yourself?

So I have a laugh on the phone.

Whatever. Big deal.

It's not just me, okay?

are talking about this. A lot of people

"a lot of people are talking about it"? What do you mean

If people are talking about it,

how come I've never heard it?

Well, maybe only a true friend

would, uh, point it out to you.

Oh, well,

hopefully this is a real friend calling right now!

Hello?

I have a problem.

about him ♪ ♪ Well, I told my friend

♪ They all were on my side ♪

through the haze ♪ ♪ When I could see

♪ He looked so crazy ♪

♪ I put my head right down ♪

♪ And I cried ♪

♪ For my poor lover ♪

for my poor lover ♪ ♪ Cried like a mother

about it ♪ ♪ Well, I felt so sad

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