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and I am super-duper excited

about getting you on the road to sobriety.

Right now, she's having trouble with her daughter.

I have a feeling that your brand of help

what she needs. may be exactly

That's my number. You want help, call it.

If not, exactly zero shits will be given by me.

I'm Allison. I just moved into 2C.

Sam, 2B... or not 2B.

I guess it's not to be. Well,

As your sponsor and your only friend,

you really make it hard for people to like you.

Dude, get away from my girlfriend!

Why don't you assholes get out of my way

or we're gonna do this the hard way?

What the hell were you doing in a bar?

You're a drunk, I'm a drunk. Guys like us can't do that.

Is Sam around or...?

Okay. Thanks for coming by. I'll let him know.

Excuse me!

How far is it to Mount Baker?

Mount Baker.

Uh, as the crow flies, about 12 miles.

Really?

What if I'm an East Asian chinchilla monkey

running as fast as I can?

How far is it then?

Or how far is it as the beaver swims?

Let's say I'm a beaver swimming upstream with my family,

and one of my beaver kids snaps a flipper.

gonna be then? How far is it

Or I'm a three-legged cat, right,

he's a blind squirrel.

We're handcuffed together,

and we just got to make our way across.

Is that more than 12 miles now or little bit less?

'Cause I got a Cocker Spaniel

who walks backwards spitting nickels, okay,

likes to tack back and forth against the wind.

What's his ETA roughly?

Or maybe I'll just saddle up a zoogeographer like yourself

and ride your ass all the way to Mount Baker.

How far is it then?! Huh?!

"Stand on the Horizon" plays ] [ Franz Ferdinand's

Come on. I just need to get my fix.

Come on!

What the fuck are you doing to the coffee machine?

Your coffee maker sucks, man!

My coffee maker sucks?

Yeah, I can make meth faster than that.

I think I have.

You know what? You're always doing it wrong.

You got to do to it right. You keep doing it wrong.

- I'm doing it wrong? - Yeah, you're doing it wrong.

I'm doing it... I'm not doing it wrong,

It makes a delicious brew!

Why don't you do it then?! Okay?!

Oh, fine! You know what? You get the door,

and I'll show you how to do the coffee right.

this guy. Keeps doing it wrong, Do it. Well, just do it.

It's not plugged in.

Hi.

Guess what I've been doing. Hey.

No. I don't play that shit.

Just tell me what you've been doing.

I read your book.

Oh. Where did you get that?

Ben lent it to me.

It's actually pretty good.

Um, thanks.

Uh, I'm making some crappy coffee.

Would you like a cup?

Yeah.

I do have one serious question, though.

Shoot.

They did tell you

they were taking your picture that day, right?

There it is.

You look like a stupid idiot. Look at you.

♪ Loudermilk is Chris Cornell ♪

♪ Hanging on to the '90s ♪

All right, you know what?

I-I remember seeing you in the '90s, okay?

You had the high fade and the Hammer pants.

Yep, every day for a year.

- Yeah. - I was "Too Legit to Quit."

Now you're too big to fail.

Oh, is that a fat joke,

or was that based on the... the bank crash?

It doesn't even make sense. This guy calls himself a writer.

So how did you dress back then?

Actually, I think I dress the way I dress now.

Wow.

Rebel.

So you're a writer.

I was. Not anymore.

Yeah, Loudermilk used to work for Spin,

Rolling Stone long time ago.

this guy. Billy big-time,

Big, big, big deal back in the day,

this guy right here.

Yeah.

Yeah, the books, you can still find them,

but I have another gig.

in... in banking. I, uh, I work in...

Oh, yeah? So what do you do?

Uh, I go in, I clean up their messes.

Yeah.

It allows me to live like a king,

with a roommate and an apartment.

Shitty coffee maker.

You're doing it wrong!

Well, why don't you write anymore?

this is really good. I mean,

It's kind of complicated.

See, my thing was

that I would go on tour with the bands

and then write about all the depravities.

that's just But that's...

too hard to do when you're sober.

Are you kidding me?

A sober guy on the road with a bunch of fucked-up rockstars

would be a great book... a totally different perspective.

on page 4. Yeah, until I fall off the wagon

Well, why don't you go on the road with a sober band?

Well, then I'd fall off the wagon on page 2.

That's the last thing that I need to see

is a bunch of rockstars drinking milk

and starting shows on time.

Having sex with their wives. Disgusting.

Well, if I got a copy of your book,

sign it for me? would you at least

Yeah, I'll think about it.

It's lively here today.

Wow. It's an actual bag lady.

What, uh, brings you here to darken my doorstep?

Um... you got a minute?

I'm actually kind of

in the middle of something right now.

in a half an hour maybe and... Can you come back

No, no. No, no, no, no.

I-I should... I should get going.

No, finish the...

I'll see you later.

G... All right. All right, good to... Loudermilk:

Come on, come on. Come on.

You got anything resembling coffee?

what I have. That's exactly

That's 'cause you're doing it wrong.

I'll be in my room.

Thanks.

I got dumped.

And I lost my job again.

And I've been getting black-out drunk every night.

And when I woke up for the fifth day in a row

with my head in the toilet, I, um...

I immediately thought of you.

you suck at compliments. Well,

Um, how'd you find me?

Father Mike gave me your address.

Oh. Well, I owe him one.

My mom's a bitch, and she won't let me

come over and stay there until I've cleaned up, so...

Well, yeah, I mean, you smell like a spicy sausage fart.

No, I mean, like cleaned up cleaned up.

Like, um, you know, everything.

Mm-hmm.

So why are you here?

Because I'm serious about getting better.

Okay. Good.

But... I need help.

And a place to stay. I can offer you help.

That ain't happening.

No, look. Please.

I mean, I'll be... I'll be really quiet.

I'm here. You won't even know

No. I don't understand.

Why can't you just find a park bench

or an abandoned railway car?

some toilet paper. I'll get you

You know what?

Fuck you, okay?

I shouldn't have even come here. I can't believe I came here.

I'm such a fucking idiot. Okay. Hey, come on.

Come... All right. All right, settle. Relax.

Sit down.

When's the last time you slept?

I-I don't know.

Hey.

Sorry. I got tired of eavesdropping.

Hello.

for a place to stay. Yeah. Claire's looking

Huh.

Okay, well, we should discuss this,

uh, roommate-style.

Why are you moving your head? She's looking right at you.

to come over there? You... You want me

- Yes. - Just say, "Come over here."

- Come over here. - All right.

- Please come over here. - Excuse us.

You should let her crash here.

What? Seriously.

Are you out of your fucking mind?

No, no, no. Think about it.

a good guy, Show that you can be

you'll win some points with Allison.

Yeah, big points. You think?

All right, all right, fine.

But it's just for a couple of days.

Okay? And we're gonna set some ground rules.

Agreed.

All right, let me handle it. I'll talk to her.

I already heard everything.

Where should I put my stuff?

This is not a free ride. Okay? Yeah, no, no, no, no.

You stay clean for 72 hours, the sofa's yours.

But you got to stay sober or you got to go-ber.

I just came up with that. No, you didn't.

I swear to God. Don't lie.

How about like, um, 12 hours?

No.

12 hours gets you one tall kitchen trash bag for your stuff.

24 hours. Okay.

Ben, can you drive, uh, Claire to the shelter, please?

Let me find the keys to my automobile.

36 hours!

Sold to the teenage, drug-addicted loser.

Deal.

Mm, eh. Mm.

Yeah. All right, 36 hours.

It's 4:05.

We are starting right...

Okay, wait! Wait!

Starting now.

Yeah, this is gonna go great.

Hey.

What do I do?

You share. You listen.

Or none of the above.

The important thing is that you're here, okay?

I'm gonna go talk to the father.

I'll be right back, but you're gonna be fine.

in here sometimes, It gets a little intense

but I think you'll find there's a lot of love

and respect in this room.

Hey, Loudermilk. You hitting that?

No. Are you kidding me?

Oh, hey. I wouldn't sit there if I was you.

Suck my ass, Booker T.

Sit somewhere else.

- Alrighty. - Out the window!

- Uh-oh. Ooh. Oh. - There you go.

You know, they... they did tell you to move, twice.

Hey.

Why'd you give that slob my address?

Well, she asked.

If she asked for half that sandwich,

would you give it to her?

Of course.

"If you spend yourselves in behalf of the hungry"

of the oppressed, and satisfy the needs

then your light will rise in the darkness,

"and your night will become like the noonday."

It's Jethro Tull, but I don't know the cut.

That's Isaiah 58:10.

Ah.

I skipped lunch. Can I have half the sandwich?

Fuck off.

Whoa.

You do realize I had nothing to do

right? with that "Spotlight" movie,

I'm just trying to speak

in terms that you will understand.

So, listen.

Claire was in pretty rough shape when we talked,

so what are her chances?

Uh, same as anybody else at this phase.

Probably 70/30 she relapses, maybe 80/20.

But Iggy Pop lived through the '70s, so I don't know.

Anything could happen.

Where's she staying tonight?

Uh, she's on my couch.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What happens when you go to work?

She'll be fine. Ben's got an eye on her.

- Ah. - Hello? Ocupado!

Sorry!

Thought you were at a meeting.

but I got to use the bathroom. Uh, yeah, I was,

Just a second.

Okay.

No fucking way.

Hmm.

There's a picture of Loudermilk's ex-wife

in this book.

She was pretty.

Sorry about that.

Yeah, no worries, man. It's your place.

No, I'm good, thanks. Yeah. Hmm?

Anyone home?

Yeah, I'm in my room!

Couch!

What's this doing out?

Oh, I was reading it on the toilet.

Oh, get over yourself, Loudermilk.

Women shit. A lot.

Is that code for, "I got to call a plumber"?

You know what?

I'm gonna go out and get some fresh air.

Said everybody who lives in the building.

Don't get fucked up!

She actually broke the damn thing.

Motherfucker.

Look what I found behind the toilet.

I don't know what to say.

No?

I'm... sorry, Sam.

Sorry doesn't cut it, man. You were supposed to watch her.

I know.

That's why I'm saying I'm sorry.

Fuck, I mean, you don't have to bite my head off.

Well, it's a good thing I found it

before she had a chance to drink it.

Geez. Unbelievable, right?

I mean, it's a great way

to keep it chilled while you're hiding it,

but, you know, I...

Obviously, she's got to go.

I mean, it's like baseball.

One strike, and you're out.

You mean three?

But you're right. You're right. I don't really follow sports.

She does deserve another at bat, right, you know?

No! No?

It's the principle of the thing.

she lied to us. We had a deal, she broke it,

Yeah. Well, then, yeah, there you go.

That's... She's got expensive tastes, though.

It's a nice bottle. Of course she does.

Family's loaded.

her whole life, She's been spoiled

which is why I think we got to...

we got to teach her a lesson.

Okay. I got an idea.

say anything to her? How about we don't

Why?

To... fuck with her head.

Don't say that we found the bottle to her

and then just see what she does.

I'll bet it drives her crazy.

That's some Chris Nolan level head games

you're playing, man.

You know what else we do? All right. All right.

How do you feel about taking a drive to the country?

Ah! Okay.

I'll go get my keys.

No. Tomorrow. Not now.

Ah, good. I'm exhausted.

Uh, excuse me.

Do you have change for a $5?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

So, are you and Loudermilk fucking?

I've got four 1's, 3, 4... Let's see.

'Cause you're pretty.

Like herpes medicine commercial pretty.

Thanks.

Got some quarters. I bet he'd totally do you.

into some weird shit, though. Seems like he'd kind of be

Like probably want to cram it into your...

You know what? Just take the money.

You can pay me back later.

Okay. Cool.

Hey, I didn't mean any like, bad shit.

I just meant like, butt stuff!

Yeah! I got it!

Where are we going?

We're gonna try something different today.

You ever hear of a vision quest?

No.

Native American ritual.

Like a lot of Native American things the white man stole,

we... we bastardized it, we forgot the original intent.

pretty good. But it still works

I don't... I don't know.

Ben introduced me to it

back when I was trying to get sober, and look at me.

All right?

into an asshole? So this is gonna turn me

Hey.

Let's take a nice drive in the country

so you can forget about booze and drugs for awhile.

the wall, 68 bottles of beer ♪ ♪ 68 bottles of beer on

♪ Take one down, pass it around ♪

♪ 67 bottles of beer on the wall ♪

How much farther?! ♪ 67 bottles of ♪

Like...?

The word you're looking for is "further."

Further.

Who gives a fuck?

We're almost there.

Listen, guys, do you really think

and shit is gonna help me? that getting out into nature

Absolutely.

Okay, it's like the movie, "Revenant," right?

Leo, he gets out into nature, and he goes through a lot.

But by the end of it...

Yeah. That's a bad example.

Okay. Okay.

"Rocky," right? The third one.

You're Rocky,

and... and Mr. T is a drug that you have to fight.

Yeah, like tetracycline.

No. What?

That's... That's a good drug.

Is that a good...? Oh, okay.

Uh, Tylenol.

When people are getting strung out on Tylenol.

That's a good one? That's also...

What's the... What's that stuff? Tiramisu.

Is that a drug?

That's a cake. That's a dessert.

what I'm talking about. I don't know

Tamiflu. Tamiflu?

Guys, why, why the fuck do I have to go do this?

Why do I have to go do this?

That's what you're gonna learn on the vision quest.

♪ When I wake up in the morning, love ♪

♪ And the sunlight hurts my eyes ♪

♪ And something without warning, love ♪

♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪

♪ Then I look at you ♪

♪ And the world's all right with me ♪

All right. Come on.

Dude. Dude, it's pouring rain.

No, no, it's all part of it. It's perfect.

What? Mmm. Come on.

It's a very special place.

The Native Americans discovered an energy nexus here.

right into these woods. Focuses right into...

How you feeling?

Nervous.

Yeah?

You don't have anything to worry about.

Just take a minute.

to center yourself. All right, just want you

Close your eyes.

It's real.

Not like drugs, not like alcohol.

It's real.

Now take a deep breath.

get clearer I want you feel your mind

with every inhale...

...and every exhale.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Good.

Smell the trees.

Smell the air.

Mmm.

Smell you later, sucker!

Huh?

- ♪ A lovely day ♪ - ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪

Hey!

Punch it!

Don't leave me out here, you son of a bitch!

Hey!

Fuck you!

lovely day ♪ ♪ Lovely day, lovely day,

It's so adorable when they run after the car like that.

You hungry?

Nah, but I could eat.

All right.

You remember when you dropped me off like that?

Totally.

You almost grabbed onto my bumper.

Yeah. You're faster than you look.

It was the last time I ever did that.

Last time you drank?

No. Running.

Hmm.

What's going on with you and Allison?

What do you mean?

No. There's nothing.

Well, I don't know.

I thought the... the book was a nice gesture.

Yeah, you're the one who gave it to her.

Yes, and I thought it was a nice gesture.

You think giving an attractive woman

a picture of a bloated me with '90s hair

is doing me any favors?

I do, actually. I think... I think it shows

your vulnerability

with being silly. and that you're okay

But that's not me at all. That's you.

I just think you should make a run at her, man.

She's into you. She's not.

Why are you trying to push me on her?

Want me to move out?

Look, I'm just saying that enough time has passed

between you and...

I just think a relationship would be good for you right now,

that is. with someone besides me,

Look, sometimes, you need someone else

to help you to do things on your own.

No, you don't.

Okay.

What do you think Claire's doing right now?

Who gives a fuck?

- Hey! Hey! - Oh! Hey!

Oh, my God! Thank God!

Thanks for stopping.

What are you doing out here?

I'm lost. Can I get a ride?

Get in the back. Yeah.

Uh...

Can I sit up front with you?

In the back.

How was your vision quest?

All right, all right. What the fuck, you asshole?! Okay! All right, all right!

Deep breath! You piece of shit!

Hey, hey, come on!

Left me to fucking die out there!

Don't be a drama queen, huh?

It's not even bear season.

What the fuck is going on here?!

You're guilty, too!

Me?! It was his idea!

Listen, if that is your fucking idea of helping someone,

then you're... you're fucking psychotic, okay?!

I'd be better off on the street, you pieces of shit!

I'm leaving! Fuck you both!

Fuck you!

You're leaving now? What time is it?

I don't... Who gives a shit?!

It's 4:55 A.M.

So?!

So when did you have your last drink?

I don't fucking know, and I fucking...

I...

How long's it been?

30... 36 hours?

Ah.

Oh. You made it.

Yeah.

But... But you took me into the fucking woods

so it doesn't really... and you left me there,

That doesn't matter.

It's like I say... sometimes you need someone else

to help you do things on your own.

I haven't...

I haven't... I haven't been that sober

in like a y... a year, and...

Well, you are fucked up.

Yeah, but in 12 more hours, you'll have two days.

two days turns into a week. Pretty soon,

And please clean up this fucking glass. Goodnight.

Really proud of you, Claire.

Mostly for breaking that coffee pot.

I've been trying to get rid of that fucking thing

since the Sochi Olympics.

You were doing it wrong!

Okay.

Hey.

that the couch folds into a bed? You think we should tell her

No.

We'd have to move the coffee table.

Mm.

Where you going?

Oh, I'm gonna give Allison a copy of my book.

I signed it for her.

Oh, you should write a little something extra.

You know, make it special.

My autograph's special enough.

Hi.

Uh, is Allison here?

Uh, sorry. No solicitors.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm Loudermilk from next door.

Oh.

Ally, it's Louder... Uh...

Milk.

Some guy who says he's your neighbor.

Yeah, I'll be there in a sec!

Frittata's burning!

Yeah, she said she'd like one of my books,

brought her a copy. so I just, you know,

Oh, cool. Yeah.

Uh, who are you again?

I'm Carl, Allison's boyfriend.

Oh. How come I haven't seen you around?

over at Presbyterian, I'm an emergency room doctor

so long hours.

Right, right, right, right, right. Okay.

Let me see that for a second.

Enjoy your frittata. Uh, okay.

♪ When you get older, plainer, saner ♪

♪ When you remember all the danger we came from ♪

♪ Burning like embers, falling, tender ♪

♪ Long before the days of no surrender years ago ♪

♪ And will you know ♪

♪ So smoke 'em if you got 'em ♪

♪ 'Cause it's going down ♪

♪ All I ever wanted was you ♪

♪ I'll never get to heaven ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't know how ♪

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