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♪ Begin again ♪
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♪ This time, you should
take a bow at the very end ♪
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♪ It's quite an act you put on ♪
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♪ Wait till the cameras roll ♪
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Ladies first.
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Thanks.
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Okay. I'm gonna need
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one large café misto
with soy milk, extra hot.
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Next, a hot chai latte...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What are you doing?
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I'm ordering.
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Yeah, I know, but I was here first,
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and I'm just getting a black coffee.
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One black coffee.
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I thought you said "Ladies first"?
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WOMAN: Name.
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Yeah, back there, not here.
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Why? What's the difference?
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Sir, name?
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Hold on there, sporty.
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Uh, the difference is that, over there,
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I was being chivalrous,
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and over here, you're being selfish
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and thoughtless and rude.
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You live in a world
with other people, okay?
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Get your nose out of your
phone, and you might see that.
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My phone?
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I have the coffee order for work on here.
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There's like a hundred
drinks on that thing!
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Why are you getting coffee
for the whole office?
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Have you never heard of Betty Friedan?
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- No.
- Gloria Steinem?
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- Not a clue.
- Really?
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No. Mnh-mnh. Not at all.
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Maybe you need to be on medication.
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I am on medication... It's called coffee,
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and I can't get it because
I'm waiting for you to order
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for everyone in your millennial clown car.
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You're an asshole.
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- I'm an asshole?
- Yes.
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- I'm an asshole?
- Yes, an asshole.
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'Cause let's be real.
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If I wasn't young and...
Let's face it... kind of hot,
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you wouldn't have held
that door open for me.
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You were flirting.
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And then when you realized
I showed no interest,
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you got mad, and then all your chivalry
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went right out the window.
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So, that's how you do it?
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You just take all your
own self-centered behavior
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and you flip it on me?
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So now I'm supposed to be the ass...
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Asshole? Coffee for Asshole?
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Yeah, that's me.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S "STAND
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♪ The North Sea sings ♪
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♪ "Won't you come to me, baby?" ♪
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♪ Oh, won't you come to me? ♪
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♪ The North Sea sings ♪
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♪ "Won't you come to me, baby?" ♪
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♪ Oh, won't you come to me? ♪
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♪ The North Sea sings ♪
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♪ "Won't you come to me, baby?" ♪
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♪ The North Sea sings ♪
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♪ Oh, won't you come to me? ♪
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Okay. I see we got some new folks.
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Uh, I'm Sam Loudermilk.
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I'm four years off the sauce,
and I am super-duper excited
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about getting you on the road to sobriety.
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- All right.
- Yay.
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So, which one of you
fuck-ups wants to go first?
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Don't drink. Don't drink.
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Don't drink.
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Actually, I am a recovering meth addict.
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Still good advice. Take a shower.
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Hey, come here. Cisco.
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How come you haven't been sharing
in group the last couple days?
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'Cause everything's going good.
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Okay. So, h-h-how many
days are you sober?
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Um, like...
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Yeah, no, you're lying to me, okay?
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There's no "um" in sober.
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If you're sober, you know
exactly how long you been sober.
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Yeah, okay, I had a few beers.
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What kind of beers?
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Coors Light.
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[SCOFFS]
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That stuff's like water.
That... That doesn't count.
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- Really?
- No!
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Of course it counts, you dope.
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Come on.
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I'm really trying, man.
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Well, you got to try harder.
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Look.
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Life's about fucking things up, okay,
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and then un-fucking the
things that you fucked up.
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That's what makes you less of a fuck-up,
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not lying about it.
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Thanks. I'll do better.
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Well, just don't do worse.
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Mr. Loudermilk, can I
speak to you in private?
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This isn't private?
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Well, I suppose it won't
come as a surprise to you
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that I've received numerous
anonymous complaints
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about the way you're
leading these meetings.
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Who?
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No, I want names.
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I can't give you the names.
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I just told you the
complaints are anonymous.
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It's the bingo bitches, isn't it?
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Oh, God. [SIGHS]
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Look, Loudermilk, let's face it...
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You're not warm and fuzzy.
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You're hard and angular and uncomfortable.
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You're like an IKEA chair
who leads sobriety meetings.
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But be that as it may,
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I think the work that
your organization does
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benefits a number of people,
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and for that reason, I would hate
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to have to suspend your meetings
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because of one unruly facilitator.
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Okay.
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So, am... am I getting
a prize or... or what?
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I need a favor.
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Mrs. Wilkes is an important
member of our church,
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and right now, she's having
trouble with her daughter.
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God help me, I have a feeling
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that your brand of help may
be exactly what she needs.
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You have a real... knack
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with people who've lost their way.
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Yeah, um, women are not
exactly my area of expertise,
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unless you want her to smash
all your shit and move out.
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My daughter, Claire, she's a good girl...
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Was a good girl.
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Is she transitioning?
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No, she's still a girl,
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but now, she's a bad girl.
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My husband passed recently,
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and since then, she's
gotten out of control.
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I try and talk to her about enrolling
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in one of those heroin schools...
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Rehab.
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...but she won't listen to me.
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Okay.
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Well, uh, send her to a meeting.
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I'll talk to her.
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No.
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She'll never do that.
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You have to go to her.
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Yeah, here's the thing...
I don't make house calls.
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Please.
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Father Michael recommended you very highly.
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Well, I wouldn't say highly.
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Look, Loudermilk. [CLEARS THROAT]
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You go and talk to Claire,
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and I won't suspend these meetings
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or report you for being one
of the most horrible people
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ever to set foot into this...
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All right, fine, fine, fine, I'll do it.
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Where exactly will I find
this fragile, little flower?
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♪
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[SIGHS]
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[MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC THUMPING]
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Who the fuck are you?
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Well, spoken like a Disney
princess come to life.
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Again, who the fuck are you?
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I'm Sam Loudermilk.
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Your mother says you
need professional help,
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but I guess she settled on me.
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- My mom's a cunt.
- Oh!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, she probably is.
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She doesn't know shit about
me or what I want in my life,
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so get the fuck out of here, asshole.
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I just want to get something
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out of the way right up front here.
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Okay, I understand there's a
shit-ton of sexual chemistry
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going back and forth between you and me...
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- but it's not gonna happen.
- [SCOFFS] Gross! You're like 70!
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Oh, I'm gross?
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You're like 14 pounds.
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- Fuck you, man!
- Yeah.
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Hyperbole for comic effect
doesn't feel so good, does it?
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Why don't you let me in?
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Fine.
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Come on in.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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This is my boyfriend, Wyatt.
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Yeah? Don't care.
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So, you realize you got to tell
me if you're filming me, right?
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Why would I be filming you?
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- [LIGHTER CLICKS]
- Well, I figure there's got to be
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a crew from "Hoarders"
around here somewhere.
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So, what's up?
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Are you lashing out at
the unfeeling universe
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because dad's dead, or...?
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I-I... What's your deal?
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I don't have a deal.
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I live my life the way I want to live it.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay. See ya.
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What?
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What, what?
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That's it?
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- Yeah, that's it.
- [SCOFFS]
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Aren't you supposed to,
like, try harder or something?
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Let me break this down for you.
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I don't know you.
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I don't give a fuck about you.
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You want to drink and drug
yourself to an early grave,
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great.
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You're doing great.
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So why did you even come here?
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Morbid curiosity.
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I wanted to see if you were
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half the shit show your
mother said you were.
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Fuck you, man!
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Here.
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That's my number. You want help, call it.
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You want to come to a meeting, great.
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If not, exactly zero
shits will be given by me.
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Dude, you better get
the fuck out of here now!
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Yeah, I'm... I-I'm going.
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Not 'cause I'm afraid of
you, but 'cause it smells like
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two garbage cans have been fucking in here.
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♪
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Coming through.
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[GRUNTS]
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Hey, Greatest Generation,
come on, pick it up a bit.
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[SNAPPING FINGERS] Let's go.
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I'm trying.
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Well, pretend I'm Ike and that's Normandy,
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and storm that shit.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, watch it!
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This Fender Kingman is
six months of your rent!
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Well it must be a piece of shit, then,
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'cause I share an alley-view
apartment with another dude.
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[SIGHS]
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Uh, this is kind of embarrassing,
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but I think you have a
chair stuck to your back.
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What? Where?
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Other... Other shoulder.
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Yeah, just keep... Nope. No, no.
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Too far. Back.
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- Oh! [LAUGHS]
- Ah, there you go.
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Probably got it snagged at
a restaurant or something
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the last couple days.
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Oh, crap. Not again.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm, um, Allison.
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I just moved into 2-C.
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Sam, 2-B...
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or not to be... That is my apartment.
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[LAUGHS]
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00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,778
It actually is 2-B, though,
so there's no confusion.
262
00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:11,104
[GUITAR CASE THUDS]
263
00:10:11,565 --> 00:10:13,434
Oh, Mr. Ellis, I was gonna call you
264
00:10:13,434 --> 00:10:15,582
- about starting guitar lessons.
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
265
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,085
You okay?
266
00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:19,131
Yeah, sure, I'm from
the Greatest Generation.
267
00:10:19,169 --> 00:10:20,245
- Right, buddy?
- Uh, hey.
268
00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,139
Can I help you with that, sir?
269
00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:23,373
That looks pretty heavy there.
270
00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:25,271
You sure you don't want
to push me down again?
271
00:10:25,289 --> 00:10:27,191
This guy body-checked me on the stairs.
272
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,205
No, I scooted past you,
okay, with minimal contact.
273
00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:31,284
I scooted.
274
00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:32,463
Who rushes past an elderly person
275
00:10:32,488 --> 00:10:34,327
- and body-checks them?
- I didn't body-check him.
276
00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:36,672
I might've bumped him a little bit, okay?
277
00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:38,110
But that's it. He...
278
00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,633
Look, he's old.
279
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,886
They exaggerate.
280
00:10:42,944 --> 00:10:45,644
Well, I guess it's not 2-B. [TO BE]
281
00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:52,766
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- Ass-head.
282
00:10:53,923 --> 00:10:56,392
♪
283
00:10:58,661 --> 00:11:00,406
So, then he called me an ass-head,
284
00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:02,777
and she slams the door in my face.
285
00:11:03,306 --> 00:11:06,365
Well, I mean, the ass-head thing is fair.
286
00:11:06,479 --> 00:11:08,504
Yeah, but she didn't know that yet.
287
00:11:08,975 --> 00:11:10,962
Okay? I was charming the balls off her.
288
00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:12,159
You know, I got a question...
289
00:11:12,184 --> 00:11:14,201
Why were you pushing an
old man out of your way?
290
00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:15,681
'Cause I was in a hurry.
291
00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:18,768
In a hurry for what? You got nowhere to be.
292
00:11:18,768 --> 00:11:21,068
Well, maybe I want to get nowhere faster.
293
00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:26,007
So, you gonna try to make it up to her?
294
00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,221
I don't know.
295
00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:30,028
- What's the point? [SIGHS]
- What's the point?
296
00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:32,060
Well, the point is, this is the first woman
297
00:11:32,096 --> 00:11:33,697
you've had even a remotely
meaningful connection with
298
00:11:33,722 --> 00:11:35,166
- in like four years.
- Yeah.
299
00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:37,922
She did really like my
chair-on-the-shoulder bit,
300
00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:39,416
which I ad-libbed.
301
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,874
[LAUGHS]
302
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,877
That is funny, when it looks
like a chair's stuck to you.
303
00:11:43,526 --> 00:11:44,461
Yeah.
304
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,619
Well, now you just got to
make it up to her, you know?
305
00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:48,709
Show her that you're a
thoughtful, sensitive guy.
306
00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:50,578
You mean fool her?
307
00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:52,010
Yes.
308
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,271
How?
309
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,141
♪
310
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,656
No, no, no, no, no, no.
311
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,903
You're banned from the store, Loudermilk.
312
00:12:05,903 --> 00:12:07,493
I'm sick of you calling me a douche.
313
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,794
Relax. I come in peace.
314
00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:12,590
I don't want to argue about
why Nirvana wouldn't exist
315
00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:14,157
without the bubblegum
hits of the late '60s.
316
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,359
[SCOFFS] Man, that's so reductive.
317
00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:19,922
Reductive?
318
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,415
Are we just making words up now?
319
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,954
Just because Cobain said in one interview
320
00:12:23,979 --> 00:12:25,981
that the 1910 Fruitgum Company's version
321
00:12:25,982 --> 00:12:28,051
- of "Yummy Yummy Yummy"...
- Okay. Hey, hey.
322
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,300
All right, all right. Hey,
Captain Pompous, relax.
323
00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:31,967
Get your talking points together.
324
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,825
We'll get back to this.
We're on a mission here.
325
00:12:33,993 --> 00:12:36,290
Fine. What are you looking for?
326
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,959
Loudermilk knocked an
old man down some stairs
327
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,294
in front of our hot new neighbor,
328
00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:41,628
so he's trying to make up for that.
329
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,431
Jesus, dude. You're the fucking worst, man.
330
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,455
Oh, really? I'm the worst?
331
00:12:46,615 --> 00:12:47,886
I'm worse than Hitler?
332
00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:49,337
I'm worse than Saul Zaentz?
333
00:12:49,362 --> 00:12:50,644
I'm worse than Pol Pot?
334
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,277
Hey, isn't it weird that a
guy with "pot" in his name
335
00:12:53,308 --> 00:12:55,612
turns out to be so totally bogus?
336
00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:57,353
[BOTH LAUGH]
337
00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:59,156
You've been sitting on that
for a while, haven't you?
338
00:12:59,594 --> 00:13:02,129
An incredibly long time.
Thank you for teeing it up.
339
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,742
- Sure.
- Who the hell's Saul Zaentz?
340
00:13:03,773 --> 00:13:05,210
You don't know Saul Zaentz?
341
00:13:05,259 --> 00:13:06,614
Asshole record producer,
342
00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:08,509
tried to charge Creedence
to play their own music?
343
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,756
We had to listen to "Put
Me In Coach" for 20 years
344
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,066
'cause of that motherfucker?
345
00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:13,537
I love "Centerfield."
346
00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:15,084
Well, you're an idiot.
347
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,679
Look, man, I got to tell you,
348
00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:20,415
as your sponsor and your only friend,
349
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:22,379
you really make it hard
for people to like you.
350
00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:24,427
What are you talking
about? I'm a people person.
351
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,889
Unless the people act like total
dickbags, which they always do.
352
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,305
Always do!
353
00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:32,227
[SIGHS]
354
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:36,498
Oh.
355
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:39,391
Andrés Segovia.
356
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:41,461
He's the greatest classical
guitarist in the world
357
00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:43,804
playing... a bunch of romantic crap.
358
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:45,230
- She'd like that shit, right?
- Yeah.
359
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,350
Yeah, it shows that you
were paying attention
360
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,452
to her interests,
361
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,506
and it's got the added
bonus of being obscure,
362
00:13:49,544 --> 00:13:51,146
which pretentious chicks love.
363
00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:53,207
You think she's pretentious?
364
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,834
I don't know. Let's hope so.
365
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:56,599
- Great. Let's get out of here.
- Okay.
366
00:13:57,769 --> 00:13:58,770
Wait.
367
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,129
How is she gonna listen to it?
368
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,321
Why do I give a shit if she listens to it?
369
00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:03,856
Come on, Loudermilk!
370
00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:05,750
Please. Stop half-assing it.
371
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:07,496
I mean, finish something for once in...
372
00:14:07,521 --> 00:14:09,036
Here we are. This is good. Perfect.
373
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:11,405
Ben to the rescue again.
374
00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:13,074
Oh. Cheap... only 60 bucks.
375
00:14:13,074 --> 00:14:14,129
Okay.
376
00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:15,635
Uh, one more favor.
377
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,790
No, I-I'm broke.
378
00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:19,013
Bullshit. You got a hundo in your pocket.
379
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:21,682
I saw it when I was rifling
through your pants this morning.
380
00:14:21,707 --> 00:14:23,670
Why are you rifling through my pants, man?
381
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,772
So you can't pull this
"I'm broke" bullshit!
382
00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:27,180
You know, you really are an ass-head.
383
00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,012
[SIGHS]
384
00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:32,253
♪
385
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:33,521
[KEY CHAIN RATTLING]
386
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,419
Oh. Hey, Allison.
387
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,645
- Hey.
- Hey.
388
00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:40,867
Sam. Remember? From the...
389
00:14:40,892 --> 00:14:42,896
Yeah, yeah. I-I-I remember.
390
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,151
Listen, yesterday, I didn't make
391
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,464
a very good first impression, and, uh...
392
00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:49,234
The thing is is I'm a counselor
393
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,583
for people who abuse drugs and alcohol,
394
00:14:51,622 --> 00:14:53,605
so I'm dealing with people
395
00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:55,774
who stack lies on top of lies all day,
396
00:14:55,774 --> 00:14:57,380
and you got to be sometimes...
397
00:14:57,818 --> 00:14:59,369
You know, you got to be a little blunt.
398
00:14:59,394 --> 00:15:00,524
You got to be a little harsh
399
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,206
to cut through the bullshit with that.
400
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:04,901
Um, but, uh, I recognize
that it bleeds over
401
00:15:04,901 --> 00:15:07,924
a little bit into my
personal life, so, uh...
402
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,305
It must be tough.
403
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,885
It's not an excuse to be rude, though,
404
00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:12,642
so I just wanted...
405
00:15:13,973 --> 00:15:15,436
Well, I want to give you this.
406
00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:18,007
You know, you said you
were learning guitar.
407
00:15:18,007 --> 00:15:19,769
This is Andrés Segovia.
408
00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:21,878
He's the Hendrix of guitar players.
409
00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:23,679
I... He's terrific.
410
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:25,389
You're gonna like him.
411
00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:27,424
His only failing,
really, is he didn't O.D.,
412
00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,728
so nobody knows who he is, but, uh... yeah.
413
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:32,010
That's really nice of you, Sam,
414
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,583
but I don't have any way to play it.
415
00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:34,942
Oh, well, yeah, you do.
416
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:37,682
I got a... Comes with a...
417
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,404
There's a...
418
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:41,872
[LAUGHS] Wow.
419
00:15:41,872 --> 00:15:44,207
- Um, thank you.
- ...a latch.
420
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:45,854
Sure. There you go.
421
00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:46,856
There you are.
422
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:48,896
You piece of trash.
423
00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:50,991
I came to you for help,
but you did nothing!
424
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,260
No, actually, you made it worse.
425
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,599
This is one of those fuck-ups
426
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:57,538
that I was telling you about, okay?
427
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,326
I think she's on the bath salts or some...
428
00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:00,390
Don't you lie to her!
429
00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,127
You called my daughter a slob
430
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,662
and then tried to proposition her.
431
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:06,598
No, no, no, no, hey, what I said
was that I would not fuck her.
432
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,479
[GASPS] Then you insulted her hygiene.
433
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,346
Yes.
434
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,874
But you got to admit, the
girl smells a little bit
435
00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:16,142
like a rotting corpse, no?
436
00:16:16,897 --> 00:16:18,709
You may have fooled Father Michael,
437
00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:21,824
but I can see you for the
worthless human being you are.
438
00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:23,914
You make me sick.
439
00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:30,088
So, Segovia is the first guy
440
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,260
to ever put nylon strings on a guitar,
441
00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:34,309
and that blew his sound open, and it, uh,
442
00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:35,686
made the fingering...
443
00:16:36,444 --> 00:16:37,527
Enjoy.
444
00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:39,296
_
445
00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:41,124
Hey. Check it.
446
00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:43,680
We've been kicked out 'cause of you.
447
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,143
[DOORKNOB RATTLES]
448
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,304
Unbelievable.
449
00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:52,005
_
450
00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:55,227
Like, what kind of monster
evicts you using Comic Sans?
451
00:16:58,368 --> 00:16:59,569
Come on, Mike.
452
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,313
You can't just kick us out.
453
00:17:01,345 --> 00:17:02,455
I just did.
454
00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,682
What about all the people who need help?
455
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:06,363
Well, that's on you, Loudermilk.
456
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:08,358
I made it very clear what would happen
457
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,292
if you didn't do your part.
458
00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:12,026
Unlike you, I stick to my word.
459
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,567
Yeah, I'm not a miracle worker
460
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:15,886
like the bearded guy that you love so much.
461
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,548
You mean Jesus?
462
00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:19,881
You asked me to talk to the girl,
463
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,779
- and I talked to her.
- You should have tried harder!
464
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,094
I tried plenty hard. She didn't go for it.
465
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:26,161
My decision is final.
466
00:17:26,199 --> 00:17:27,552
You brought this on yourself.
467
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,089
So that's it?
468
00:17:29,121 --> 00:17:30,400
Yep, that's it.
469
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,024
Okay. Fine. You know
what? I don't need you.
470
00:17:34,115 --> 00:17:36,748
I can think of a million
places that will happily
471
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,335
open up their doors to some people in need.
472
00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:42,228
I started jerking off a
few guys for meth money.
473
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,744
No big deal.
474
00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:46,718
Before you know it, I was
giving a couple of B.J.'s.
475
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,082
Then it seems like I wasn't
going more than five minutes
476
00:17:49,082 --> 00:17:51,048
without a dick in my mouth.
477
00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:53,559
Then I hit rock bottom.
478
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:56,148
Yeah, one day, I find myself in lockup,
479
00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:59,065
getting into a shouting
match with a some know-it-all
480
00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:01,164
about whether it's better
to work the tip or the shaft
481
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,350
while diddling the balls.
482
00:18:02,985 --> 00:18:03,992
[SIGHS]
483
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,995
That...
484
00:18:07,158 --> 00:18:08,538
That wasn't me.
485
00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:12,555
LOUDERMILK: Okay. Okay, good sharing.
486
00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:13,957
That's powerful stuff.
487
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,655
This was a horrible, horrible idea.
488
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,260
Uh, and that's on me.
489
00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:22,832
We got to get back to the church,
490
00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:24,700
but I-I-I'm gonna figure it out.
491
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,368
I don't want you guys to worry about it.
492
00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:28,023
You're my number-one priority, okay?
493
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,432
Let's go.
494
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:33,225
I'm not a biologist or anything, but, uh...
495
00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:35,523
it would have to be the shaft, right?
496
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:36,859
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
497
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:38,260
because that's where all the nerves are.
498
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,337
Working the balls, though,
that... that's a power move.
499
00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:42,776
Really a matter of contrast.
500
00:18:42,837 --> 00:18:44,199
Guys, let's go!
501
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,669
♪
502
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:51,406
Hey, Father.
503
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:53,008
All right, so, I'm outside of a place
504
00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:55,165
called, uh, Kock Blockerz.
505
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:56,698
That sound right?
506
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,374
That is the worst name for a
strip club I have ever heard.
507
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:01,801
Well, I don't think they
understand marketing.
508
00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,160
So, if... if I talk to Claire,
509
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,964
you're gonna let us back
in the church, right?
510
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:08,331
- I'm a man of my word, Loudermilk.
- All right.
511
00:19:08,332 --> 00:19:10,100
I haven't been in a bar in five years,
512
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,628
so I hope you sleep well tonight.
513
00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:16,390
All right, let's do it for the kids.
514
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,150
[GROANS]
515
00:19:18,921 --> 00:19:21,124
[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING ON STEREO]
516
00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:23,126
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
517
00:19:23,126 --> 00:19:25,995
[LAUGHTER]
518
00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:30,242
Oh, this sucks.
519
00:19:30,242 --> 00:19:31,886
This sucks, this sucks, this sucks.
520
00:19:33,678 --> 00:19:35,323
Hm, could be worse.
521
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,445
Can I get you a drink?
522
00:19:39,484 --> 00:19:41,216
No. No, no, no, no.
523
00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:42,351
La, la, la, la, la, la.
524
00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:46,556
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
525
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:48,382
Yay. There she is.
526
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,495
Hey, Claire.
527
00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:54,362
Hi.
528
00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:57,033
It's you. This asshole from my house.
529
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,266
Aww. You're sweet to remember.
530
00:19:59,422 --> 00:20:01,821
Listen, I want to spitball
with you for a minute here.
531
00:20:01,906 --> 00:20:05,453
I told my mom what you said
to me, and she was pissed.
532
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:08,695
Yeah, well, you wanted to
get me in trouble, it worked.
533
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,457
Oh. You got busted.
534
00:20:11,573 --> 00:20:12,778
- Oh.
- Ow.
535
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:15,106
Hey! No touching.
536
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,213
I'm... I'm not touching anybody.
537
00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:17,563
She's touching me.
538
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,070
It's okay. I know him.
539
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:21,492
Take it into the champagne room.
540
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:23,333
Yeah, we're going. Thank you.
541
00:20:23,719 --> 00:20:26,589
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
542
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:29,101
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
543
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,303
Ah, here. Let's get you
some fresh air, come on.
544
00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:36,673
[RETCHING]
545
00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:38,723
[SNIFFLES, COUGHS]
546
00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:40,455
[GROANS]
547
00:20:40,491 --> 00:20:44,461
So, as glamorous and fun as this all seems,
548
00:20:44,928 --> 00:20:47,438
I've seen it before,
and it doesn't end well.
549
00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:49,793
You don't know anything.
550
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:52,654
I know how to barf without
getting it on my shoes.
551
00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:54,665
[SIGHS]
552
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:59,065
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
553
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,577
[SIGHS]
554
00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:02,773
Here.
555
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,471
Just try not to get too much puke on it.
556
00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:12,236
Why are you bothering me?
557
00:21:12,969 --> 00:21:14,164
I'm trying to help.
558
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,445
You can't help me. Nobody can.
559
00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:19,955
Get the fuck over yourself.
560
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,154
Really. Come on.
561
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,924
If you think you're the only person who...
562
00:21:22,924 --> 00:21:26,367
You think I don't know misery and pain?
563
00:21:26,964 --> 00:21:28,365
I was married for eight years.
564
00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:31,262
And what happened? She dumped your ass?
565
00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:33,715
Big fucking surprise.
566
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:35,904
No, not exactly.
567
00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:37,937
I took us out for a spin one night
568
00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:39,738
after a couple bottles of Jack
569
00:21:39,738 --> 00:21:41,781
and wrapped the car around a tree.
570
00:21:44,922 --> 00:21:46,202
I was okay.
571
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:48,544
She wasn't.
572
00:21:50,398 --> 00:21:51,767
Shit happens.
573
00:21:52,315 --> 00:21:53,363
What are you gonna do?
574
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,428
Hurting yourself is easy,
575
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,132
but living is hard.
576
00:22:00,498 --> 00:22:02,731
So, Claire, what's the thing?
577
00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:04,427
Okay?
578
00:22:04,427 --> 00:22:06,593
What's the big problem that
nobody can help you with?
579
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,857
Come on. I'm in... I'm in suspense, here.
580
00:22:10,882 --> 00:22:12,576
I'm not gonna be able to sleep at night.
581
00:22:12,577 --> 00:22:13,758
Just... Just say it.
582
00:22:14,388 --> 00:22:15,448
What the fuck is it?
583
00:22:18,582 --> 00:22:19,832
[VOICE BREAKING] I just...
584
00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:22,615
I really miss my dad.
585
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:26,606
♪
586
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,988
- [CRYING]
- Yeah. Okay.
587
00:22:30,177 --> 00:22:31,244
I know you do.
588
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,033
Hey, dude, get away from my girlfriend!
589
00:22:35,093 --> 00:22:36,361
[SIGHS] Guys, guys, guys.
590
00:22:36,386 --> 00:22:37,861
She's upset, all right?
591
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:40,170
I just gave an awesome speech.
592
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,774
Please tell me you heard some of it.
593
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,286
No, man, we missed it.
594
00:22:43,286 --> 00:22:44,287
Let's here it again, Shakespeare. Come on.
595
00:22:45,523 --> 00:22:47,214
All right. [GROANS]
596
00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:49,803
Hey.
597
00:22:50,147 --> 00:22:52,149
I've been dicking around all
night looking for this girl
598
00:22:52,195 --> 00:22:54,659
so I can help some
people with real problems.
599
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:55,948
Okay?
600
00:22:56,003 --> 00:22:57,805
So why don't you assholes
get out of my way,
601
00:22:57,805 --> 00:22:59,194
or we're gonna do this the hard way?
602
00:23:00,681 --> 00:23:02,343
♪
603
00:23:02,343 --> 00:23:03,699
So, how'd you know to call me?
604
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:06,243
There were only three numbers in his phone.
605
00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:08,026
You're the only one that answered.
606
00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,890
That's really, really pathetic.
607
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,388
- [COUGHS]
- Oh.
608
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,488
[SPITS]
609
00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:16,130
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
610
00:23:16,155 --> 00:23:17,683
Gross. I'm out of here.
611
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,062
Is... Is he okay?
612
00:23:19,092 --> 00:23:20,269
Oh, who? Ass-head Sam?
613
00:23:20,294 --> 00:23:22,000
No, he's fine. [GRUNTS]
614
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,271
Hey, I'm kind-hearted Ben, by the way.
615
00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:25,938
[SIGHS]
616
00:23:25,963 --> 00:23:27,940
What the hell were you doing in a bar?
617
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,011
Okay, you're a drunk. I'm a drunk.
618
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,677
Guys like us can't do that.
619
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,550
I had to find the kid. It was fine.
620
00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:36,257
Yeah, yeah, looks like
it went really great.
621
00:23:36,257 --> 00:23:38,274
You got to call me next time, man, okay?
622
00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:39,578
You're not ready to be alone like that.
623
00:23:39,621 --> 00:23:40,932
Ow! Ow!
624
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,943
Oh. Seriously? They punched your feet?
625
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:45,204
[SIGHS]
626
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:46,631
This'll help with the swelling.
627
00:23:46,656 --> 00:23:48,294
Oh, thank you.
628
00:23:50,521 --> 00:23:53,623
Hey, the teenage girl
that I came in with...
629
00:23:54,212 --> 00:23:55,999
You know I'm not hitting that, right?
630
00:23:56,655 --> 00:23:59,019
Yeah, Ben filled me in on that.
631
00:23:59,068 --> 00:24:00,536
Oh, thanks.
632
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,970
Would it be all right if we forgot
633
00:24:04,018 --> 00:24:07,221
about all that business
earlier and started over?
634
00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,373
Are you gonna stop pushing
old people down stairs?
635
00:24:11,496 --> 00:24:13,079
Can't make any promises.
636
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,637
Okay.
637
00:24:17,653 --> 00:24:18,924
I got to go, Sam.
638
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:21,752
Give me a shout if you guys need anything.
639
00:24:22,787 --> 00:24:23,995
Thank you.
640
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:28,153
I get it.
641
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,465
You staged the beatdown so you can garner
642
00:24:30,504 --> 00:24:31,787
the sympathy of our hot neighbor.
643
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,952
You are a tactical genius.
644
00:24:34,051 --> 00:24:35,719
Listen, I'm gonna close my eyes.
645
00:24:35,719 --> 00:24:38,055
If I die in my sleep,
the Netflix password is
646
00:24:38,055 --> 00:24:40,724
"Dianne" underscore "Wiest03."
647
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,480
Well, I hope you don't die
648
00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:45,714
'cause those are terrible last words.
649
00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:49,490
♪
650
00:24:54,132 --> 00:24:55,344
You've earned it.
651
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,639
The meeting room or the beating?
652
00:24:57,718 --> 00:24:59,326
[CHUCKLES]
653
00:25:04,623 --> 00:25:06,054
[SIGHS]
654
00:25:09,813 --> 00:25:11,016
Oh, good.
655
00:25:11,071 --> 00:25:13,828
Uh, go on in and set up the chairs.
656
00:25:14,061 --> 00:25:15,207
I'll be in in a minute.
657
00:25:15,261 --> 00:25:16,479
- Can I ask you something?
- What?
658
00:25:16,852 --> 00:25:19,095
Did that hurt?
659
00:25:19,211 --> 00:25:20,790
- Yeah.
- Good.
660
00:25:22,953 --> 00:25:25,194
'Cause you made me talk about giving B.J.'s
661
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,753
where I get my lattes.
662
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,610
Who are you again?
663
00:25:29,253 --> 00:25:30,304
Never mind.
664
00:25:30,921 --> 00:25:33,285
Loudermilk. You got a visitor here.
665
00:25:35,611 --> 00:25:36,595
Oh.
666
00:25:42,861 --> 00:25:45,918
I, uh... I wanted to give this back to you.
667
00:25:46,534 --> 00:25:48,269
- Hm.
- I washed it.
668
00:25:48,294 --> 00:25:49,625
You didn't have to do that.
669
00:25:50,147 --> 00:25:51,819
After I threw up on it.
670
00:25:53,214 --> 00:25:55,089
I'd really like you to have it.
671
00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:03,761
You were, um, right, by the way.
672
00:26:05,429 --> 00:26:07,232
Hurting myself is easy, and...
673
00:26:09,038 --> 00:26:11,874
living is the hard part.
674
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,505
Hm.
675
00:26:14,552 --> 00:26:16,923
Well, even a blind
squirrel's right twice a day.
676
00:26:17,888 --> 00:26:19,564
So, uh, you're here.
677
00:26:19,589 --> 00:26:21,204
You want to stick around for the meeting?
678
00:26:21,283 --> 00:26:23,716
Uh, yeah, I, um...
679
00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:25,535
I can't tonight.
680
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,527
No?
681
00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:28,067
But maybe another time.
682
00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:29,736
How about next week?
683
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:32,807
Maybe.
684
00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:33,988
Okay.
685
00:26:34,476 --> 00:26:35,930
See you maybe.
686
00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:37,604
[SIGHS]
687
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:41,538
That's right. You're blowjob guy.
688
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,097
- Uh...
- BEN: Hi.
689
00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:56,697
Hey.
690
00:26:56,722 --> 00:26:58,501
Uh, is Sam around?
691
00:26:58,526 --> 00:27:01,899
Oh, no, he's, uh, still
out running his meeting
692
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,260
at the church where he does...
That's where he does them.
693
00:27:04,302 --> 00:27:05,635
Normally, I'd invite you in,
694
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:07,273
but you just caught me
coming out of the shower.
695
00:27:07,404 --> 00:27:09,227
In... In your clothes?
696
00:27:09,867 --> 00:27:11,941
Okay, thanks for coming
by. I'll let him know.
697
00:27:14,249 --> 00:27:15,478
[SIGHS]
698
00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:21,791
♪
699
00:27:21,816 --> 00:27:22,982
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
700
00:27:24,087 --> 00:27:31,828
♪
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