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I will pray for you, St. Luc.
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Good night, Sire.
Sweet dreams!
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Lord, You who watches over life and death -
Your wrath is deserved and just...
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... for the world is becoming worse with every day.
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Chicot! Chicot!
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Where have you been?
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Ah, it is you, my friend! I nearly became
religious, as I wanted to find out what it`s like!
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But, to tell the truth, I have had enough
of these monks. Pish! The dirty beasts.
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Oh Lord!
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What is the matter, Henri?
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-Henri!
-It is nothing!
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Why are you not in bed?
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My son, where is your hairdresser,
your barber, your valet?
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No! None of this tonight.
All this is devil`s work.
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The Lent season has arrived.
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Oh Lord! Lord, forgive me and save me...
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By the way, Henri, was it you who ordered
all that rabble to assemble in the great hall?
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I mean your over-groomed darlings
and the duke of Anjou with his rascals.
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Yes, you are right. I will be just and do my duty.
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Let us go.
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I must punish my friends.
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Based on a novel by
Alexandre Dumas père
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La Dame de Monsoreau
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Episode 7
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Brother!
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The Lord was right to make our existence
in this world so burdensome...
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But He is kind to us sinners, for our sins
stem from human weakness!
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Nogaret d`Epernon, I order you to
depart from Paris tomorrow morning...
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... for your ancestral estate where you
are to remain until further notice.
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Gaspar de Schomberg! You are
to leave Paris as well...
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... and travel to La Rochelle, where our
brave army is fighting against heretics!
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I bet all of them will be forgiven
within two days!
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Jacques de Levis, Comte de Quelus -
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I warn you, Comte de Quelus, should you
try to attack monsieur de Bussy again...
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I will be extremely angry.
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The same applies to you, Marquis
Jean-Louis de Maugiron.
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Monsieur de Bussy! You know how highly
I value your exceptional competence.
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I wish to see you more
often among my friends.
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Thank you, Sire.
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Oh, Henri, today you dispense favors so easily,
perhaps you have something for Chicot as well?
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Grant me a fat abbey with 10 000
livres of income per annum!
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Monsieur Chicot, come with me.
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Good night, messieurs,
I will sleep now.
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Good night, messieurs,
we are going to sleep now!
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I am overjoyed to accompany
Your Majesty to your bedchamber!
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Does this mean I am the new favourite?
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Does this mean I am prettier
than that Cupid Quelus?
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-Stop it.
-Does this mean you cannot do without me?
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Stop it, I said.
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Chicot, my friend!
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Let us pray.
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Thank you for nothing!
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What a favor! What a lovely
way to spend time!
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-Good night, Your Majesty.
-I command you to stay!
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Ohhh... Oh! We are becoming a
proper tyrant! You are a despot!
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I spent all day whipping the backs of my
best friends - and you want a repeat?!
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I will be damned! Henri, there are only two of us
here - and when two fight, each blow lands true!
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Think of your sins, babbler!
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Which sins? What repentance do you want?
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Should I repent that I have become
jester to a monk?
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I have no wish to be shut in with a manic king!
Good night, Your Majesty, I am leaving!
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Chicot! Do not leave.
Please stay.
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You are using my melancholy against me.
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What happened to you, Henri?
Share your fears with your friend Chicot!
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Yes, you are my only friend, Chicot!
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If one puts all those jester`s pranks
aside, you are a brave man.
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Sit. Sit and listen to me.
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Last night I was firmly asleep.
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And then I felt a strange...
movement of air.
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Half-awake, I felt that all the hairs
on my beard stood on end from fear.
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And then... I heard a voice.
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Its sound was so mournful that it
moved the very depths of my soul!
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-Are you listening? Chicot?
-Of course, I am all ears!
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Well... That voice was terrible, Chicot!
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"Sinner! Pathetic sinner!" - it spoke,
resounding like thunder.
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"I am the Voice of God your Lord!"
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"You are mired in sin and lawlessness!"
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Who could have predicted this? It seems the
Voice of God speaks what your people think!
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Sire, I think Your Majesty had a nightmare.
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Why are you refusing to believe me, Chicot?
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Do you not know that God speaks to kings every
time when great changes are due in this world?
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Yes, He speaks to them, true.
But they never tend to hear Him.
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If you say so.
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Do you understand now why
I requested that you stay?
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I am afraid!
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Fine, I accept your gracious offer.
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I would very much like to hear what
the Voice of God has to say!
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Maybe it has something interesting
in store for me as well!
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Thank you. But what should we do until then?
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I suggest we sleep.
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-Sleep?
-Yes, sleep!
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-But...
-Come with me.
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-But you will not fall asleep?
-I would not even think of sleep!
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Undress.
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-I will only remove the doublet.
-As you wish!
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-But not the hose!
-A very wise move!
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And what about you?
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Me? I will remain in that chair over there.
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-But you will not fall asleep?
-Do not worry, the Voice of God will not let me.
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Chicot! Chicot, please - no
jesting with the Voice!
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Good night, Henri.
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Good night.
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-Chicot! Do not fall asleep, please!
-I will be damned if I do!
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Move it closer to the wall!
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Hush, hush!
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Chicot! Chicot!
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Chicot!
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The Breath is here!
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-Chicot!
-Such strong breath!
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It will speak now.
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Do you hear it?
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UNREPENTANT SINNER!
ARE YOU HERE?
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Yes! Yes, Lord!
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HAVE YOU DONE WHAT I ASKED OF YOU?!
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Er, yes!
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YOU LIE! THE DEPTHS OF YOUR
HEART ARE STILL UNTOUCHED!
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-Excellently put! It is all true!
-What?
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Move aside!
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-What for?
-For the wrath of the Lord to find me first!
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FAITHLESS REPROBATE! WHY ARE YOU
STAYING SILENT?! REPENT!
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Lord! Oh Lord, I do repent -
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... and confess that I behaved like a
traitor towards my cousin de Conde...
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Whose wife I - oh Lord! - seduced...
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Twice!
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-What are you babbling about,
who cares about that?! -Hush!
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-SPEAK!
-Yes, Lord.
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I also regret shamelessly robbing the Poles...
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... after they had appointed me their king and
absconding with all their crown jewels!
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I repent, oh Lord!
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It was long ago, all is forgotten already!
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Lord, I also regret stealing the French throne
from my brother, the duke of Anjou...
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to whom it rightfully belonged, as I
had accepted the Polish throne!
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-I repent, I regret it all!
-Scoundrel, I will have you hanged!
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It is the Voice of God, Henri, did you forget?
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CONTINUE!
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I am done!
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YOU LIE! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR BROTHER IN LAW...
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... THE KING OF NAVARRE, AND
YOUR SISTER MARGUERITE?!
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-Tell him the truth, do not lie!
-Nothing! Nothing, they left France... voluntarily?
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VOLUNTARILY?!
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OR WAS IT PERHAPS AFTER YOU HAD YOUR
SISTER`S FRIENDS AND LOVERS EXECUTED?!
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-O God! I am a sinner! A vile sinner!
-YOU THINK NOT OF FRANCE, YOUR COUNTRY!
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YOU ARE INCONSTANT LIKE A WOMAN, EFFEMINATE
LIKE A SYBARITE, DEPRAVED LIKE A PAGAN!
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YOU NEARLY RUINED POOR ST. LUC!
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Are You certain I have
not fully ruined him yet?
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NO, NOT YET!
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BUT YOU MUST RELEASE HIM IMMEDIATELY, MAKE
HIM A DUKE AND HIS WIFE A DUCHESS!!!
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And if I do not agree, oh Lord?
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IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, YOU WILL BE BOILING
IN A HUGE POT FOR ALL ETERNITY!
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Lord!
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Lord, I understand.
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Henri, where are you going?
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The conversation with
the Voice is not yet over!
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-I must release St. Luc at once.
-Henri! Henri, wait!
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Let us wait until morning at least?
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The Voice of God must not wait!
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I know, Henri, but you might wake
him up, he does not like that!
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-Henri, just listen to me!
-Do not try to stop me!
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Let us wait until morning!
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YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!
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Out of my sight!
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Adam and Eve after the Fall!
Are you banishing them, Henri?
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This is our paradise, which you
lost due to disobedience -
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- from now on you are forbidden to enter!
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Get out of my sight.
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You must leave Paris in the morning - and do not
spare your horses, the king might change his mind!
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Proceed.
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The Abbey of St. Genevieve
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You may pass.
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You may pass.
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By all saints! Do they only admit those with
clean hands into the Abbey today?
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What is certain is that something
remarkable is happening there.
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I would love to gain admission,
but two things are needed:
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... a proper cassock of a monk and that item
they show to the Brother door-keeper.
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Alas, Brother Gorenflot is not
here - if only he was!
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On a related note - I might find him in the Horn
of Plenty tavern, as it is his regular dinner time!
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Well, let us be curious to the end!
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-Good day, lovely one!
-Monsieur Chicot!
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-Are you dancing then?
-Yes!
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-I hope you are faithful to me!
-Of course, you are the only one!
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I would like to believe that...
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-I will join you later
-I will be waiting!
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Maitre Bonnome, has Brother
Gorenflot started his dinner yet?
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-Not yet, but do hurry!
-Why hurry?
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It is just that he will have finished
dinner in precisely 5 minutes.
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-He has not started yet and will finish in five minutes?
-Monsieur, today is the first day of Lent!
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So what?
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It is not like I understand anything about it,
but I still recommend you hurry.
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Five minutes for Gorenflot`s dinner - ha!
Wonders will not cease today!
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I can promise you that, monsieur Chicot!
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Maitre, please bring upstairs two bottles of wine,
pâté and a chicken - and be quick about it!
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Will not take a minute!
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My friend!
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Oh Lord! What is this?
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What are you doing?
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Do you not see, my brother? I am dining...
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-Dining?
-Yes.
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-You call this dinner?
-Yes.
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-You, Gorenflot?
-Yes, me.
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-Grass and cheese?
-Grass and cheese.
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What happened to you?
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Tsk tsk, we are on the
first Wednesday of Lent!
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Yes, yes, yes!
I am a sinner, I know.
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Water! We should care about our
souls` salvation, my brother!
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Has it been long since your breakfast, friend?
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I did not have breakfast today, my brother!
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If you were not breaking your fast,
what were you doing?
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-I was composing a speech!
-Speech?!
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-Surely you jest!
-No, I was.
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I do not understand - what for?
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To present it tonight in the Abbey!
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Yes, monsieur Chicot. My brother,
I must be on my way.
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My friend, at least finish you grass!
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By the way, maitre Bonnome, our host, claims that...
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... he has around 50 bottles of a most
excellent vintage in his cellar!
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All other wines are simply a pale imitation!
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I must make a speech myself today, but, as I believe
in the wondrous properties of wine, I will order a bottle!
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What might go well with that? Advise me.
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Nibbles... Ugh, only none
of this repellent stuff!
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That is for sure! Maitre Bonnome!
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Here I am! Tra-la-la! Here I am!
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This is for you, monsieur Chicot!
And this for you... not.
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Here, and here...
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Maitre Bonnome, please bring us two bottles
of that best vintage you claimed you had!
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With great pleasure, monsieur Chicot!
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Two?! Why two? Do not! I will not drink!
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-I do not want to, you cannot make me!!!
-My friend, if you were drinking, I would order 4 bottles.
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Or six... Or all the bottles in this cellar!
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But as I will be drinking alone,
two would suffice.
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00:27:35,350 --> 00:27:41,350
This is all good, yes, my brother! Only if you
will have an abstentious Lent-meal with that!
231
00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:44,350
Then your confessor will have
nothing to reproach you with!
232
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:50,350
Of course, who would eat meat on
the Wednesday of the Lenten season?
233
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,650
Of course not! Where would we be then!
234
00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:01,250
Oh! Oh! What are you doing?
235
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,550
-Eating a carp!
-Carp?!
236
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,150
Of course a carp!
237
00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:10,550
But why... how did your
carp sprout wings?
238
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,000
Fins, dear friend, fins!
239
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,120
Are you drunk?
240
00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:19,590
Me? Drunk? I haven`t... not at all!
I have only drunk water!
241
00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:22,600
All that water must have
gone to your head!
242
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,900
Our host is here! He cooked
this, he should tell us.
243
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:32,900
Agreed! But first he should open
a bottle of wine, I want to try it!
244
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:37,000
-Maitre Bonnome!
-Here you go, it is magnificent!
245
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,700
-No!!!
-Pardon!
246
00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:41,700
Please sit down, maitre Bonnome!
247
00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:55,200
I am an incompetent wine-taster!
My tongue has no memory whatsoever...
248
00:28:55,770 --> 00:29:01,300
My friend, you were sent to this world to help
your fellow man, show me the way!
249
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,600
I want to know if this wine is truly
good! Try a sip at least.
250
00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:07,600
-One sip, what is it to you?
-Fine!
251
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:16,600
No no, this will not do! Please!
You did not pour enough!
252
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,990
Enough, enough!
253
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:37,500
This one is the best! I guarantee it!
254
00:29:37,550 --> 00:29:40,400
You are in cahoots with our innkeeper
here, I do not believe you!
255
00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:49,650
Me? My brother, a true drunkard can
identify the tap of wine on the first sip...
256
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:53,600
... the brand on the second
and the year on the third!
257
00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:59,800
Year? I would very much like to know
in which year this wine was bottled!
258
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:05,800
-Nothing easier! Pour me a few drops!
-Here you go!
259
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:15,800
Some more, please! More! A bit
more! Filling it is enough.
260
00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:41,000
One thousand... five hundred... sixty... first!
261
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:46,250
-1561, all correct!
-And now I have to leave.
262
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:49,700
What? Without tasting my carp?
263
00:30:50,790 --> 00:30:56,700
Ah, nearly forgot - maitre Bonnome,
which creature is this?
264
00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:03,950
I beg your pardon.
265
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,700
It is a chicken!
266
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,000
Told you so!
267
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,000
A chicken, what do you mean, chicken?
268
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:26,700
A hen, monsieur Chicot!
Or a rooster...
269
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,000
Maitre Bonnome, please leave us.
270
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:33,250
I am very sorry.
A hen or a ro-o-o-ster!
271
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:38,550
My friend, I would really love to eat this chicken!
But I also do not want to sin doing that...
272
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:45,150
I beg you, in the name of our great friendship,
please bless this chicken and call it "carp".
273
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:55,050
-Carp? My brother, do not lead me into temptation!
-Please! Or I will commit a mortal sin by eating meat!
274
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,050
A chicken to a carp?
275
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:05,200
This will not work. No holy water around!
276
00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:07,750
Then bless it using wine -
the end justifies the means!
277
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,650
And I do not think the taste would suffer for that!
278
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,650
-It will not suffer? -No!
-It will not suffer!
279
00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:33,000
In the name of... Bacchus, Momus and the Trinity
of St. Pantagruel... you are now called... carp!
280
00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:39,050
And now let us drink to my godchild`s health!
281
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,650
To our godchild`s health!
282
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,950
This one packs a punch!
283
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,550
Come here, my lovely!
Sit with us!
284
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,350
Scoundrels!
285
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:20,800
-Hey! Let her go! Hands off!
-But she wants to sit with us!
286
00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:25,400
-Come here, dear child!
-Uncle!
287
00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:28,400
Do not let that worry you!
288
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,500
Where would I be without you?
289
00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:43,200
"Wine and sorrow have been arguing
in my head for a long lo-o-o-ng while!"
290
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:48,300
-Praise the Lord, I feel a bit better now!
-Finally!
291
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:53,000
As soon as I finish eating these
eggs here, I will be right as rain!
292
00:33:55,500 --> 00:34:00,500
Chicot, you know, for the last three days
this speech has been stuck in my head!
293
00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:09,700
It has become a part of me! But it is
for the best - I will make that speech!
294
00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:13,250
I will be presenting it in such a way!
Just imagine my grand entrance...
295
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:19,400
Which entrance? How can you enter, if
all the doors of the Abbey close at ten?
296
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:24,599
I will enter as easily as this
wine enters my stomach!
297
00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:27,880
Listening to you, one could believe you
would enter without touching the doors!
298
00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:33,299
Yes! All doors are open
for Brother Gorenflot!
299
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:38,300
Brother Gorenflot has a key... Right here!
300
00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:41,600
You want me to believe a simple
monk has the key to the Abbey?
301
00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:44,600
-No way!
-And what do you think this is?
302
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,650
What is this then? What?
303
00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:50,499
Money! You sly beast, you
bribe the door-keepers?!
304
00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:55,320
And here you are wrong - this coin
has a likeness of an heretic on it!
305
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,320
Henri, the king of Navarre -
and I spit on him!
306
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:03,200
-And he has a hole where heart should be!
-A hole? -Yes, a hole!
307
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:09,300
He is a heretic, right? One blow with a knife -
a heretic`s murderer becomes a saint!
308
00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:12,200
Death to heretics! Death!
309
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:18,750
Death! Glory to the mass!
Glory... glory!
310
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,360
Listen, Chicot, this is how it will go:
311
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:29,360
I am entering - the company is really
top tier! Here barons, there counts...
312
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,250
-Some other nobles also scattered around...
-And princes?
313
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:41,450
Yes, Chicot, princes as well! And the
brothers of my order behind me...
314
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:49,450
-I enter... -Let us rehearse!
-Yes, let us! -I enter...
315
00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:55,850
-And they call me: "Bro..." - your cue!
-Brother Gorenflot!
316
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:59,850
I am here, brothers! I am here!
317
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:07,850
Brothers! Today is a lovely day for our
faith! No, that cannot be right...
318
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:19,850
Brothers, today is an exceptional day...
no, not this one either! It was something else!
319
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:27,700
Eksept... ekzept... except...
Let me wash my throat with wine first!
320
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:37,400
Brothers!.. Brothers? Where are you?
I cannot see you, my brothers!
321
00:36:39,050 --> 00:36:42,200
-My speech is over...
-Indeed.
322
00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:37,500
Maitre Bonnome, this is for the dinner - and especially for
helping to put Gorenflot to the sleep of the just!
323
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:45,500
Thank you - I am always at your
service, monsieur Chicot!
324
00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:04,700
You may pass. Pass.
It`s time.
325
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:14,700
Brothers! Please wait, my brothers!
326
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:21,700
Please do not close the gate!
Ugh, I was nearly late...
327
00:38:25,950 --> 00:38:29,700
It`s me, Brother Gorenflot!
328
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,350
Enter.
329
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,150
We should close the gate now.
330
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:40,000
-Brother gate-keeper, have you closed the gate?
-Yes, brother.
331
00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:43,360
-Do not let anyone else enter.
-Yes, my brother.
332
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,900
Brother door-keeper, how many
people did you allow inside?
333
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:08,360
One hundred and thirty six!
334
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:14,300
The numbers match.
Then this is the Lord`s will.
335
00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:45,000
Well, well, well! A pity that I cannot
see the participants` faces!
336
00:40:45,050 --> 00:40:48,000
On the other hand, I cannot be seen either.
337
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:57,600
We will now open the great
Council of the Holy Union!
338
00:40:58,150 --> 00:41:04,650
And may the Lord`s will aid us! You
may proceed, Claude de Chevreuse.
339
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:26,650
My brothers! The fate of the French throne
is of no little concern to us, good Catholics!
340
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:35,000
We cannot tolerate an heretic inheriting it!
Our king, Henri de Valois, has no heirs.
341
00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:45,600
Should he die childless, which is extremely likely,
his brother, the duke of Anjou, will take his place.
342
00:41:45,650 --> 00:41:50,760
But he has no children either! And they
do tend to die young in that family.
343
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:57,760
Will we then allow this confirmed heretic...
344
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,000
... this unrepentant Huguenot Henri
de Navarre to take the throne?!
345
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:09,360
Throw the Huguenots into flames!
And Navarre as well! Death to them!
346
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,720
Absolutely correct, death to them!
347
00:42:13,150 --> 00:42:14,720
But he has friends.
348
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,160
This means we must decrease their number.
349
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:23,160
Our Union is a holy one - the Pope
himself legitimized it!
350
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:30,660
-I demand that the Union stops being a secret!
-Yes! Correct! This should stop!
351
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,500
And when a new St. Bartholomew`s Day comes...
352
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:42,750
... we will save the Lord the trouble of
separating the sheep from the goats!
353
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:01,700
The Holy Union thanks Claude
de Chevreuse for his zeal -
354
00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:06,700
- his contribution will be considered
by the High Council.
355
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,960
Brother Gorenflot!
356
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,660
Brother Gorenflot!
357
00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,660
Brother Gorenflot, where are you?
358
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,660
Ah, it is I who is Gorenflot tonight.
359
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,560
Oh Lord, forgive the sinner!
360
00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:43,360
I am here! I am here, brothers!
Please forgive me -
361
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:49,660
I was sunk into pious reflections
inspired by our brother`s speech!
362
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:52,960
I did not hear the summoning.
363
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Brothers, what a lovely day, what an excellent day
for our faith, for we have all assembled in this temple!
364
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:14,960
What is the kingdom of France? A body!
365
00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:25,960
As St. Augustin said: "Omnis civitas
corpus est!" Every society is a body.
366
00:44:26,450 --> 00:44:33,200
A good health is required for this body to function -
how should this health be preserved?
367
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:36,760
A sensible bloodletting might do the trick.
368
00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:45,760
Bloodletting! This is what good Catholics who give
me eggs, chickens and money for the Abbey tell me!
369
00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:51,360
This might be contradicted - as
the Holy Church abhors blood!
370
00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:56,860
But where is it said whose blood
it is which horrifies the church?!
371
00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:05,200
I could lay a wager it is not the blood of heretics!
372
00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:12,200
I myself, Jacques Gorenflot, used to carry
a musket in the Champagne...
373
00:45:12,650 --> 00:45:17,550
... and even burned a few
Huguenots in their chapel!
374
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:26,000
I assumed a cozy place in paradise was
secured for me - at least I thought so!
375
00:45:26,650 --> 00:45:31,000
But then I discovered a stain on my conscience -
376
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:36,850
... before burning those Huguenot women
we got some amusement out of them!
377
00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:45,300
This might have tainted our holy work slightly -
at least my confessor told me so!
378
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,760
This is why I became a monk in a hurry -
379
00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:53,990
... and to clear the taint of those
heretics on my conscience,
380
00:45:54,450 --> 00:45:59,900
I vowed to associate with good
Catholic women exclusively!
381
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:13,200
It now remains to me to speak of our chiefs - it is
all well and prudent to steal in in a monk`s cassock!
382
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:18,200
But such a great caution might invite the
mockery of those damned heretics!
383
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,200
But credit where credit is due -
in a fight they are truly fierce!
384
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:31,700
What is it we are craving? To eradicate
herecy! Then what are we waiting for?
385
00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:36,800
Why are we hiding like a bunch
of thieves in the night?!
386
00:46:37,850 --> 00:46:42,050
Why do we not walk on the streets
of Paris in a holy procession...
387
00:46:42,350 --> 00:46:47,050
... and show our excellent
military bearing and weapons?!
388
00:46:47,650 --> 00:46:54,900
Who will set an example, you ask?
Let it be me - Brother Gorenflot!
389
00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:58,100
A humble, lowly monk - a collector of alms!
390
00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:06,500
In a cuirasse, armed with a musket I will
lead all good Catholics into battle!
391
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:18,500
Thank you! Thank you,
brothers! My thanks...
392
00:47:18,550 --> 00:47:20,900
Now this I call success, brother Gorenflot!
393
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:29,000
What is happening? They
are far too excited!
394
00:47:31,050 --> 00:47:34,000
This we do not need, let us finish here.
395
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:48,720
Brothers! The assembly is over,
it is time to go.
396
00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:47,400
Ah, I see - another coin is
needed to leave this place!
397
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,400
This Gorenflot...
398
00:49:07,400 --> 00:00:00,000
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