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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Download GOM Player to experience the highest video and audio quality! 2 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:46,712 (Phone dials) 3 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:54,119 (phone ringing) 4 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:55,854 (answering machine beeps) 5 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,957 Hey, it's Guy Carter. 6 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:02,294 I just... I just wanted to touch base 7 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:06,331 and let you know that it was... 8 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,967 it was amazing meeting you last week. 9 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:13,405 I felt really good about it and umm... 10 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,175 I hope you did too. 11 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,976 So... 12 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:21,380 I look forward to talking to you soon. 13 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,516 Okay, bye. 14 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,589 (Phone ringing) 15 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,990 (answering machine beeps) 16 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:35,260 Hey there, it's Guy Carter again. 17 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,663 Just wondering if there's any news. 18 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:41,033 You said I'd hear by Monday at the latest and... 19 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:43,168 it's now Friday. 20 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:46,171 (Beep) I don't mean to keep bugging you, 21 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:49,741 but you basically said I had the job. (Beep) 22 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:53,479 Hey, hi, I just... I was thinking, 23 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:57,249 if it's easier for you to text or to e-mail, 24 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,151 that's totally cool. (Beep) 25 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:02,988 Hey, it's Guy Carter. It's Guy Carter, again. 26 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,990 (Beep) Oh, it's Guy Carter. 27 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,793 I don't want you to lose out on getting me. 28 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:11,630 I'm still at the same number. (Beep) 29 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,967 (female voice on phone) Recording has been paused due to silence. 30 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:17,202 Guy: Okay, now I'm pissed. 31 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:19,838 How do you not call someone back 32 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,073 who interviewed three times 33 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:23,208 and who you said was a shoe-in? 34 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,177 How do you not hire someone 35 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,179 who you said had the best book you'd ever seen? 36 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,814 I deserve this job. 37 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:33,652 (Beep) I can only assume the reason you're not calling me back 38 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,888 is because you're too busy... 39 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:38,223 chomping on huge dicks. 40 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:41,326 It's just a big dick breakfast over there. 41 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,962 Dick omelets and dick pancakes. 42 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,697 Scrambled dick. Dick Benedict. 43 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,001 All you can eat dick. Would you like another mimosa with your dick? 44 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,235 There's a dick carving station. 45 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,704 You're just grabbing as much dick. 46 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,907 Oh no, that's okay, I'm fine with my dick. 47 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:57,242 Your plate is filled with dick 48 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,545 and then your mouth is filled. 49 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,446 (Gagging) 50 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,515 In fact, it's so full of dick, 51 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,952 that I can't pick up the phone and make a simple-- 52 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,154 Man on the phone: Guy. Rob Veckmann. 53 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,856 The reason I didn't call you 54 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,358 is because my wife's been plowing my business partner. 55 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,562 They took over the company and fired me. 56 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,463 Oh, man. 57 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:23,202 Oh, that's... Wow! I had no idea. 58 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:27,539 Rob: Yeah, there's a lot you don't know. Dick. 59 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,842 Rob? Rob? 60 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,950 (Sighs) 61 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,659 Anne: You alright in here, chief? 62 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,996 How long have you been standing there? 63 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,365 Long enough to hear the dick buffet. 64 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:58,003 Guy... 65 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,838 you're making yourself crazy. 66 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,878 How's the crib coming along? 67 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,283 It's getting there. 68 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,318 You know, not assembling that thing 69 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,255 isn't gonna stop her from coming out of me. 70 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,624 Why would I want to stop her? 71 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:22,928 Although, I mean, I guess I wouldn't be totally upset 72 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,330 if she held off another eight months. 73 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:28,300 That's funny. I was thinking if she came sooner, 74 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,535 like say, before Tuesday, 75 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,038 we'd still have health insurance to cover it. 76 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,543 What is that supposed to mean? 77 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,112 Umm... 78 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,514 Well, pretty much what it sounds like. 79 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,616 Wait? Are you-- You're serious. 80 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,552 Anne? How are you just telling me this now? 81 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,354 I don't... You were so stressed out 82 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,456 I didn't wanna make it worse. 83 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,992 It looked like the Resource thing was happening, 84 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,427 so I didn't mention it. 85 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,363 But now, I'm mentioning it. 86 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:02,134 They have to give you some sort of grace period, right? 87 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:05,003 They did. It ends Tuesday. 88 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,309 I mean, I assumed you'd be working by now. 89 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:13,445 Yeah. Well, we dropped the ball on that one. 90 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,214 I'm sorry, "we"? Meaning me? 91 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,749 You quit your job. 92 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,419 Because we got pregnant. 93 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,357 I can't talk about this right now. 94 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,693 I'm gonna make tea. 95 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,029 Anne... 96 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:40,472 ("To Be Loved" by The Pentagons playing) 97 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:55,721 � To be loved � 98 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,024 � And to be loved � 99 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,794 � Forever � 100 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,997 � Let's make a vow � 101 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:10,202 � To never � 102 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:14,573 � Ever part � 103 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,609 Anne: Here. 104 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,610 What is this? 105 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,312 Anne: I found it on Craigslist. 106 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:22,681 It's the only thing remotely realistic. 107 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,149 Now If you studied dental hygiene, 108 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,452 that would really open up our options. 109 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,025 You want me to be a delivery guy? 110 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,396 I want you to be anything if it pays the insurance by Tuesday. 111 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,598 That will buy us another month, 112 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,266 unless of course you want me to call my parents 113 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,934 and ask for more money again. 114 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,369 It is an option. 115 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:47,472 No. No, it is not an option, Anne. 116 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,374 I don't wanna go into labor and find out the "repo man" 117 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,742 towed my car out of the driveway. 118 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,078 There's no such thing as the "repo man." 119 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,679 Of course there is. 120 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,715 Have you ever seen a repo man... 121 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,717 not counting the Emilio Estevez movie? 122 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:03,155 Guy, I'm not gonna argue the existence of repo men 123 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,289 because they're real. 124 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,258 What do they come with, a tow truck 125 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,059 or a fleet of unicorns? 126 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,528 My half-brother's mom Sandy, 127 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,396 said that she had her car taken 128 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,365 and I believe it was by a repo man, okay? 129 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:17,335 What? They are not... I might throw up on you. 130 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,870 Guy: You're not gonna throw up on me. 131 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,505 A little bit. 132 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:24,843 Why don't you go lie down and I'll bring you something? Okay? 133 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,929 (Groaning) 134 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:29,014 Go! Go lay down, I'll bring you something. 135 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,084 Anne: They're real. 136 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,858 (Door creaks) Guy: Here you go. 137 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,960 For your tummy. 138 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,307 Sorry for being such a baby. 139 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,742 I know you're frustrated. 140 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,946 (Exhales) 141 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,614 It's just so stupid. 142 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,450 I'm supposed to have my ducks in a row by now. 143 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,887 Maybe it's okay to not have your ducks in a row. 144 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,957 It's not okay. Ducks have to be in a row. 145 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:16,695 Have you ever seen ducks? They're sorta crazy. 146 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:21,633 They like to run around, do shit. 147 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:25,604 No, I don't... Not my ducks. 148 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,607 My ducks are different than your ducks. 149 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,475 Mine are not running around and crazy. 150 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,744 They have an objective, they have a plan. 151 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,579 They wanna get somewhere in life. 152 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:37,082 Then they're like walking in a line, 153 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,384 otherwise known as a row. 154 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,353 Honey, oww. 155 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,421 Then call the number. 156 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,123 (Exhales) 157 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,832 (phone ringing) 158 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:54,833 Man: Word up? 159 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,501 Oh. Hey. Um... 160 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,271 I'm calling about your ad. 161 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:00,672 Man: You got a car? 162 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,708 Guy: Yes. Man: Does it run? 163 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,978 Yes. Man: Meet me at Fat Burger in West Hollywood. 164 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,548 Umm... okay. 165 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,550 Oh, a question... 166 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,285 This may be a little premature, 167 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,487 but are there benefits? 168 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:17,789 Man: Plenty. (Chuckles) 169 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:22,193 P, L, E, N, T, Y, my man. 170 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,162 (Doorbell rings) 171 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,099 (Man laughs) My bad. 172 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,806 Yeah. Um-hm. What he do? 173 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:16,381 Scraping the guardrail doesn't necessarily mean he was wasted. 174 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,718 Oh. You got me there. 175 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,754 Okay, yeah, no. I'll tell him, 176 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,790 "No more shootin' up in the car." 177 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,694 But, fret not, I got a buddy that will drive you. 178 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:33,431 Um-hm. About six foot. 179 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,534 Serious, clean. Like a cop. 180 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,938 No, he's not a real cop. 181 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,574 I can promise you he will not hit on you. 182 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:46,645 How do I know? 'Cause he's gay. 183 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,015 Gay as fuck. 184 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,050 Real gay. 185 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,386 No, he got a sweet ride. 186 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,488 A Volvo. 187 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,256 Yeah, yeah. 188 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,292 Don't get pissy with me. I'm trying to hook you up. 189 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,461 Sit. 190 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,463 Okay, bye. 191 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,832 You O negative? 192 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,300 No, I'm... 193 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:12,370 I'm not talking to you. Uh-huh. 194 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,072 Right. Are you O negative? 195 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,908 No, I'm-- I'm not talkin' to you. Hold up. 196 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,078 All right, I love you too. Bye. 197 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,479 You the one just called? 198 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,315 Yeah, I'm Guy. 199 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,087 I'm Zoley. Congratulations. You're hired. 200 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:35,026 Okay... Well, what am I gonna be driving? 201 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,063 Pizzas? Dry cleaning? What? 202 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:42,267 Girls. The first one's named Nikki. 203 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,435 Huh. 204 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,539 You didn't mention that in your ad. 205 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,607 It's all above board, man. 206 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,376 You're not doin' anything illegal, 207 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,377 you're just drivin' a car. 208 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,480 Pickin' up, droppin' off. 209 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,482 Easy as cake. 210 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,486 What are the benefits? 211 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,389 Well, you play your cards right, 212 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,890 there can be all kinds of benefits. 213 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,194 Know what I'm sayin'? (Chuckles) 214 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,966 Guy, you about this life, or what? 215 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:19,170 No, no no no... I'm... Yes... I'm... 216 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,638 I'm about this life. 217 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,708 Okay, all right. Mm-hmm. Okay, sweet. 218 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,578 Here's where she's at. 219 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,880 Oh, whoa. Now? You want me to start now? 220 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,317 Right now, yes. Nikki is waitin'. 221 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,753 And Nikki do not like to wait. 222 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,691 Hi. I'm Guy. 223 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,594 Guy, with the sweet ride, Guy? 224 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,597 That'd be me. 225 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,600 Call me Nikki, Nikki Winters. 226 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,969 And next time, don't be late. 227 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,443 (Groans) 228 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,385 So where are we going? 229 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,320 Bel-Air. 230 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,165 Female Voice on GPS: Please proceed to the highlighted route. 231 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,234 Want music? 232 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,570 Smooth jazz is good. 233 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,872 Not what I would've guessed. 234 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,740 Nikki: My life's hectic enough. 235 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,709 I don't need my music to be. 236 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,879 (Jazz music playing) 237 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:14,118 (car horn beeps) 238 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,321 You realize, we're still late. 239 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:19,858 Yeah... I got a ticket going through a yellow. 240 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,594 So now I just stop. 241 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:36,040 So about this client, I've been with him before. 242 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,876 He's a doctor. Pretty basic. 243 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,177 Just walk me to the door, 244 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,613 and let him know you'll be outside in the car. 245 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:44,983 I thought the job was just dropping off and picking up? 246 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,718 "The job" is being my driver. 247 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,587 That's a ride and protection. 248 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,823 You carry a weapon? 249 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:55,593 Me? A weapon? No, I do not carry a weapon. 250 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,995 What about karate? You know karate? 251 00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,164 I have zero skills in the lethal arts. 252 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,067 I'm an architect. I know how to draw. 253 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,304 Never mind, I got my own protection right here. 254 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:12,510 Great. I'll let you handle that part of the operation. 255 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,178 And what about you? 256 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:18,082 How did you get into this line of work? 257 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,153 Well, it's not exactly an everyday job. 258 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,822 Well, that depends where you spend every day. 259 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,157 I grew up in the Valley. 260 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,859 Every girl I know did a porno 261 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:28,960 by the time she was eighteen. 262 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,695 Or at least a stripping gig. 263 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,263 But you're still doing it. 264 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,998 Nikki: Yeah, 'cause I'm good at it. 265 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,867 I don't get what the big deal is. 266 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:39,337 Nobody asks a carpenter why they became a carpenter. 267 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,308 Fair enough. 268 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,139 (Knocking) 269 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,783 Hello, stranger. 270 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,019 It's been too long. 271 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,289 My driver. Great house. 272 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,457 Paul Williams? 273 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,125 Paul Williams, right? 274 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,362 He's a pioneer of the California Regency Movement. 275 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,197 Really great designer. 276 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,898 Designed a lot in the fifties, 277 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,367 which is when it looks this house is from. 278 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,135 He's black, incidentally, which doesn't really-- 279 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,405 I'm sorry. Do I care about anything you're saying right now? 280 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,107 Nikki: No, you don't. 281 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,242 Don't you have somewhere to go? 282 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,777 Yes. He does. 283 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,278 He'll be in the car. Right, Guy? 284 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,849 Right, of course. I'll be in the car. 285 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,585 Nikki: See you in an hour. 286 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,129 (Music playing) 287 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:22,640 (music continues) 288 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,113 Fuck this. 289 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,524 (Phone ringing) 290 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,426 Anne: Baby? 291 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,994 So guess what? 292 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,662 I'm not driving pizzas. 293 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,197 What are you driving? 294 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,666 Guy: Hookers. Anne: Shut up. 295 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,201 I'm serious. 296 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,670 I picked up this lady called Nikki Winters. 297 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,239 You're fibbing me. I fib you not. 298 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,275 You know that's not her real name, right? 299 00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,311 No way. Oh my, God. What was she like? 300 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,713 Was she hot? Did she have an amazing body? 301 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,316 Did she look like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"? 302 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,386 No. This was not a happy hooker. 303 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,054 This lady was mean. 304 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,857 Mean? Can you blame her? 305 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,027 I guess not. So where is she now? 306 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,862 At some doctor's house. 307 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,498 And you're just like sitting out in the driveway or something? 308 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,100 No, I left. 309 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,601 What do you mean you left? 310 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,937 You just ditched her? 311 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,473 Babe, this guy, he totally insulted me. 312 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,308 I told him his house was a Paul Williams, 313 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,477 and he looked at me like I was an idiot. 314 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,213 I mean, hello, I have a master's in architecture from Yale, 315 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,981 I think I know what I'm talking about. 316 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,917 Guy, what if something happens to her? 317 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,321 Like what? I don't know, was he creepy? 318 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,557 He hired a hooker to come to his mansion in the daytime. 319 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,825 Of course he was creepy. 320 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,260 Plus, he's like a doctor. 321 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,963 They're the worst kind of psychos. 322 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,465 He's her regular. I'm sure it's fine. 323 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,435 You don't know that. You have to go back. 324 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,838 Anne, you're crazy talking. I'm almost home. 325 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,541 If something happens, you'll never forgive yourself! 326 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:08,746 Go back now! This is someone's daughter we're talking about. 327 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,828 Oh! Sorry. 328 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,231 (Car horn honks) Okay, I see you. 329 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,901 I got... All right! One sec. 330 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,004 I just gotta U-turn. 331 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,540 Man in car: Man, move it! 332 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,441 Man in car: Jesus! 333 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,014 (Phone rings) 334 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,749 Word up? 335 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,952 Hey, it's Guy. 336 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,119 Yeah, you with Nikki? 337 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,621 She's in a house with a client. 338 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,990 Said she'd be out twenty minutes ago, 339 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:26,991 but she's not. 340 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,060 Nikki's never late. 341 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,729 Hold on, I'll try her cell. 342 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,569 Zoley: She's not pickin' up. 343 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,038 Damn, that's all I need is another Nikki problem. 344 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,974 She's, like, fifty percent of my business. 345 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,542 I lose her, then I'm out on the street. 346 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,111 Spoken like a true pimp. Spoken like a true white boy. 347 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,913 There are no more pimps. 348 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,182 Pimps got killed by Craigslist. 349 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,717 I'm a dispatcher. 350 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,086 I work for Nikki, not the other way around. 351 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,655 She needs a ride, she calls me. 352 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,258 If you screw this up, then she's not gonna call me. 353 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,828 Okay, so what do I do? Zoley: Lemme think. Lemme think. 354 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,363 You got a gun? Guy: What? No. 355 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,365 Why does everyone keep asking if I have a gun? 356 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,635 Calm down, it's an honest question. 357 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,970 You know karate? I am an architect! 358 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,538 Zoley: Architects can know karate. 359 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,941 Well, I don't! 360 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,576 You gonna have to go in, man. 361 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,545 Pretend you're not wearing a pink shirt and go in! 362 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:35,559 (Music plays) 363 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,994 (grunts) 364 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,562 (grunts) 365 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:44,935 (grunts) 366 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,822 (sprays) 367 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,624 (coughing) 368 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,611 (grunts) 369 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,593 Shit! 370 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,700 (Door creaks) 371 00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:02,480 Doctor: That's right. 372 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,649 Go ahead, struggle all you want. 373 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:11,655 (Nikki grunting) 374 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,324 You're not getting out of this. 375 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,559 You're never getting out of this. 376 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,998 Helpless right now, huh? Pretty vulnerable. 377 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,967 (Doctor grunting) Ah, there we go. 378 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,270 That's too tight. 379 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,539 Nikki: Hmm-mm. 380 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,076 Hmm-mm. 381 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,778 Huh? 382 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,213 (Screaming) 383 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,982 (groaning) 384 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,050 Guy: Oh shit! Oh, Oh! 385 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,652 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 386 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,320 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 387 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,622 I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. 388 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,191 What the fuck is wrong with you? 389 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,627 What do you mean? He was torturing you. 390 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,263 That was role play, you dumbass. What? 391 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,366 I was teaching him how to tie bondage knots. 392 00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:58,469 He pays extra if I let him wear the dog mask. 393 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:01,839 Or at least, he was gonna. Just untie me, okay? 394 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,474 Uh... Jesus. How? 395 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,509 How do you... Oh, my God! 396 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,411 Is this guy a fucking Eagle Scout? 397 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,580 Hold on. I took sailing camp one summer 398 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,682 and I think this is a... What do you call this knot? 399 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,417 Are you fucking kidding me? Sorry. 400 00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:14,685 Let me, okay, hold on. 401 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,720 It's like a spaghetti factory. 402 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:18,189 I don't even know where to begin. 403 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,124 Under. Under what? 404 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,792 Under, over. Under. 405 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,327 Under, over, yeah. 406 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,595 Pretty simple. Yeah. 407 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,263 I think I got it, I think I got it! 408 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,665 Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. 409 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,233 Got it. Is that good? Is that good? 410 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,902 Okay. Phew! Yes! 411 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:36,674 Yeah, that's it. I knew it! 412 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:37,875 I knew it. 413 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,144 Idiot! Oww! 414 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,345 Guy: Shit! 415 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,014 Nikki: Here, put this in a case. 416 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,954 Jesus! What the hell is wrong with you people? 417 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,558 Does this go a certain way? 418 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,228 Now look, I still gotta get paid, 419 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,330 but I'm gonna give you half price. 420 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,931 (Groans) 421 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,334 Oh, and good work today. 422 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,035 Oww! Fuck! 423 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:07,805 Guy, come on. Sorry. Yeah. 424 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:11,742 Got it. Got it. Got it. 425 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:14,245 Nikki: Guy, come on! Fucking got it! 426 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:15,546 Son of a... 427 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,883 Nikki: I can't fucking believe this. 428 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:33,297 (Music playing) 429 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,307 You think this was my fault? 430 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:46,510 Whose fault was it? You said an hour! 431 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,379 Yeah, well, he was stuck on the Bachmann hitch. 432 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,847 That's a really hard knot. 433 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,448 The rabbit has to go around the tree three times 434 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,083 before he goes down the hole. 435 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,119 You know what, if I'm gonna be late, I usually text 436 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,454 but you said you were sticking to the driving 437 00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,856 and I was handling the protection, 438 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,457 which there was no need for, 439 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,192 until you decided there was. 440 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:05,029 I cannot believe that this is my life right now. 441 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:09,633 We committed a crime, Nikki. An actual crime. 442 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:11,902 I broke and entered. I assaulted. 443 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:15,806 What if he's dead? What if I just murdered a doctor? 444 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:19,076 Don't flatter yourself. It's a bump on the head at best. 445 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,778 What if he calls the cops? 446 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,747 Trust me, the doc is not gonna tell anyone about this. 447 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,683 Besides him, I'm the only one that knows 448 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,085 about your retarded heroics. 449 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,420 Suffice to say, 450 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,821 I'm not payin' your percentage on that stop. 451 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:33,924 My percentage? You get 20 % of the take. 452 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,643 What "take"? 453 00:26:35,644 --> 00:26:37,361 Everything we make, you get 20 % of. 454 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,196 How do you not know this? 455 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,798 I don't know, I guess... 456 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,865 everything happened so fast, 457 00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,667 I forgot to ask about the money. 458 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:46,937 Never forget to ask about the money. 459 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,606 How much, exactly, are we talking about? 460 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,775 Saturday night, a couple of stops... 461 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,377 Plus the two girls we're picking up 462 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,945 for the bachelor party... 463 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:58,616 All in, you could walk away with a grand, maybe two. 464 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,985 Two... Two thousand... dollars? 465 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,753 $2,000? 466 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:04,520 Just to be clear, I'm not doin' you any favors. 467 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,690 You're gonna earn it. 468 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:13,831 (Music playing) 469 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:21,805 (music continues) 470 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,652 Nikki: Grab my bag. 471 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,706 Ladies, shake a leg. 472 00:27:38,707 --> 00:27:40,390 Hey, make yourself at home, why don't you? 473 00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:42,192 I always do. Where's Jaxi? 474 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,328 Gettin' dolled up. 475 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,462 Who's he? 476 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:48,632 Hi, I'm Guy. I'm new. 477 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:51,301 Nick, what the eff? 478 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,771 (Dog whimpering) 479 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:58,042 Most people do that in the shower. 480 00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,810 I'm not most people. 481 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,879 This is a huge night. We can't be breaking in a new dude. 482 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:05,449 Zip it, okay? He's got a sweet ride. A Volvo. 483 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,987 This him? Nikki: Uh-huh. 484 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,656 Hi. I'm Guy. 485 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,058 He don't look like no driver. 486 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,560 Look, we have a party in the penthouse at The Teal. 487 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,761 We need a guy who's on point. 488 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:20,064 He's up for it, okay? 489 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:24,368 To prove it, he's gonna wash the hardware. 490 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,537 (Laughing) 491 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:29,773 Nikki: Right, Guy? Jaxi: Oh shit! 492 00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:32,076 That'll be fun. They've been cooking. 493 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:34,645 Guy: Is it-- Oh! Jaxi: Scrub-a-dub-dub. 494 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:36,980 Fallon: It's leaking. (Laughs) 495 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:40,250 Fallon: Yeah. Guy: You're kidding, right? 496 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:43,253 The den mother don't kid. Fallon: No. Go, go! 497 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,655 Get it done, son. Okay. 498 00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:46,290 Chop, chop. 499 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,325 Mine's the purple one. Have fun. 500 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,694 It's dirty. 501 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,229 ("Mr. Big Stuff" by Jean Knight playing) 502 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,265 Oh! Eww! 503 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,034 � Oh, yeah � 504 00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:58,802 Oh God! 505 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:03,440 � Mr. Big Stuff � 506 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,708 � Who do you think you are? � 507 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,945 Eww. � Mr. Big Stuff � 508 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:11,181 (gagging) � You're never gonna get my love � 509 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:15,586 � Now because you wear all these fancy clothes � 510 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,254 � Oh yeah � 511 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,691 � And have a big fine car oh yes, you do now � 512 00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:23,460 � Do you think I can afford � 513 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,696 � To give you my love � 514 00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:27,397 � Oh yeah � 515 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:30,834 � You think you're higher than every star above � 516 00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:33,937 � Mr. Big Stuff � 517 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,806 � Who do you think you are? � 518 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:38,842 � Mr. Big Stuff � 519 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,043 � You're never gonna get my love � 520 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,745 Eww. What the... 521 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:44,281 � Now I know all the girls � 522 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,817 � I've seen you with � (phone ringing) 523 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:50,154 � I know you broke their hearts� 524 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,089 Guy: Hon. Baby, why you call me? 525 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,991 What happened with the lady and the doctor? 526 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,893 Guy: No, she's... She's fine. 527 00:29:55,895 --> 00:30:00,364 I picked her up and now we're at this house in the Valley 528 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:01,899 with two other girls-- 529 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,268 Wait. Two other hookers? 530 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,170 Looks that way, yeah. 531 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:09,206 Anne: So you're with three hookers now? 532 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,774 Yes. Uh-huh. 533 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:14,511 It's just you, and three hookers, 534 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,480 at a house in the Valley? 535 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,017 Uh... yeah, but I'm about to drive them 536 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,986 to a party, where there'll be a bunch of guys. 537 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,857 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 538 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,358 Guy: What do you want me to say? 539 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,893 I mean, you're the reason I'm here at all. 540 00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,929 Remember, "somebody's daughter?" 541 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,463 Yeah, well it seems like everyone's 542 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:34,998 safe and sound now. 543 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,900 A few hours ago, you wanted me to do anything 544 00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:38,235 to keep our insurance! 545 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,903 Yeah, well baby, a few hours ago, 546 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,705 there weren't half a dozen silicone tits 547 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:43,473 staring you in the face. 548 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:47,211 Yeah, that's not quite what's staring me in the face right now. 549 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,112 (Knock on door) You still alive in there? 550 00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,747 Nikki: Hey, you're just supposed to be washing those. 551 00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,115 Don't give yourself CPR. 552 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:53,417 We're gonna be tardy to the party. 553 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,352 Guy: Okay. All right. 554 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,354 Babe. I have to go, okay? 555 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,557 I gotta clean the hardware. 556 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,625 I'll talk to you in a little bit. 557 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:03,460 I love you, okay? Bye. 558 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,870 Hardware? 559 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:16,206 Okay. Good to go. 560 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,808 You missed a spot. 561 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:20,777 What, I scrubbed with antibacterial. 562 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:24,081 On your face. 563 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,716 Oh, God. 564 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:29,219 Ugh, get it off. Is there...? Can I...? 565 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,223 Come here. Don't be such a wuss. It's just lube. 566 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,324 Eww. 567 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,792 Okay, let's go. 568 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,028 Fallon: Bye, Nicky Hilton. 569 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:41,198 Jaxi: I call shotgun. Fallon: No, bitch, I got shotgun. 570 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200 Bye, Nicky Hilton. 571 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,637 (Music playing) 572 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,741 (music continues) 573 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:26,944 Fallon: Woohoo! 574 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:28,045 Breath mints, anyone? 575 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,514 Jaxi: Nuh-uh, put that shit away. 576 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,782 What is your problem? 577 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:32,883 I'm not doin' another party 578 00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:34,551 with you about to be poppin' those. 579 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,119 And why the hell not? 580 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,455 Last time you ate my pussy, you had one in your mouth, 581 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,590 I was numb for a week. 582 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,059 Numb, but minty fresh. 583 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,361 Bitch. I am always minty fresh. I'd like you fucking-- 584 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:47,698 Hey, our driver doesn't want to hear your gory details. 585 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,766 Oh, no, don't mind me. 586 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,069 Fallon: We won't. 587 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,075 Uh, that's... 588 00:32:58,077 --> 00:33:00,577 that's an open container right there. 589 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,079 Yeah, sure is. 590 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:04,681 How else do you get the liquid out, huh? 591 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,350 Yeah, well... 592 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,552 I don't really think that's a good idea 593 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:09,820 to have in the car. 594 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:13,123 Right? I mean, lots of cops. 595 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,325 (Fallon giggling) What's with this guy? 596 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,995 Tell me he's not for real? Please tell me. 597 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,629 I'm sorry, but... 598 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:22,733 do you want us to buckle our seat belts back here too, grandpa? 599 00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:23,834 'Cause we can. 600 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,802 You know what? Go easy on him. 601 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:29,740 He's sensitive... I mean, being a gay and all. 602 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,708 Oh, you like boys? 603 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,144 Oh my God, that's so cute! 604 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,979 We never had a homo driver before. 605 00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:39,750 No wonder he took so long washing the dildos. 606 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:42,786 Ooh, ain't she got your number! 607 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,421 (Laughing) 608 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:47,391 Nikki: We're open-minded. Jaxi: Yeah, always. 609 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:52,462 ("Mrs. Vain" by Ross Royce playing) 610 00:33:55,801 --> 00:34:00,370 (music continues) 611 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,571 (knock on door) 612 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,074 Ah, yeah, my brothers! 613 00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:40,744 Da ladies are in da house! 614 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,679 (Cheers) 615 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,181 Yo, you the pimp? 616 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:46,416 You don't gotta front, bro. I know what's up. 617 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,669 You got that gat? 618 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,921 You're the third person to ask me that tonight and I... 619 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,356 You know what, you don't wanna know, actually. 620 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,892 Man: Oh, I bet he knows karate. 621 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,928 What's up, bro? I'm Dan, the Best Man. 622 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,262 Hey, Best Man Dan. 623 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,664 I think we spoke on the phone. 624 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,799 All the stuff in the rider, is in the room, 625 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,968 including the Tabasco. 626 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,970 Cool, let us get ready. 627 00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:08,738 Hey, boys. 628 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,774 Look, I need these guys to have the night of their lives, 629 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,443 I mean, I went all out and got them custom hats and everything. 630 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:17,514 Umm... in terms of extras after the show, 631 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,749 how does that work? 632 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,451 Uh... 633 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:24,821 Look-- You know what? We can discuss that I'm sure. 634 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,923 Awesome, dude. Awesome. 635 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,792 Just say the word. Okay. 636 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:32,796 (Cheering) 637 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,998 Everyone take your dicks out. 638 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,134 Whoa! Guy? 639 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:40,737 Guy fucking Carter! In the flesh. 640 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:44,407 Yah! What the fuck? 641 00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:46,176 Devon. Yeah, man. 642 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:48,812 How long has it been, hustler? 643 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:52,082 Uh... I guess Grad school. 644 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:55,685 Wow! That is like a lifetime ago. 645 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,655 You heard I made partner 646 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,790 at Pivot Point? 647 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,326 No, wow. You made partner. 648 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:06,830 Wow, that's... Congratulations. That's amazing. 649 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,565 It's rad. 650 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:12,035 Me, of all people, designing cell phones. 651 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,504 Here's the secret. Just keep makin' 'em thinner. 652 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,641 They'll keep makin' my pockets fatter. 653 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,109 What about you, man? 654 00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:21,278 How's it shakin' with old Guy Carter? 655 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,814 Oh... you know, it's good. 656 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:29,619 Yeah, man. It's good. I'm solid. 657 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,523 Jaxi: Hey, driver. Fallon: Hey. 658 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,027 Nikki: Guy, get in here. Pour yourself a drink. 659 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:38,562 Sucks when the civilians spot you. 660 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:40,530 Jaxi: That never used to happen. 661 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,399 Now it's like I can't even go to a grocery store 662 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,267 without some jack-hole being like, 663 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:45,535 "Weren't you in such and such?" 664 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,004 Used to be if you took a really nasty job-- 665 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,739 Like when you did Black Cock Down? 666 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:53,109 Fallon: And you did Weapons of Ass Destruction? 667 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,778 You know, the only way someone would see it 668 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:57,080 was if they went to an equally nasty video store, 669 00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,515 paid actual money, 670 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,283 watched it in a VCR, returned it 671 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,551 and never gave it another thought. 672 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,453 Not only is everything fucking free now, 673 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:06,156 They watch it over and over and over. 674 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,091 You guys done with the grass-is-greener shit? 675 00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,759 We gotta bring Guy up to speed. 676 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:12,062 You ready for your fifteen minutes, Big Daddy? 677 00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:15,398 Uh... I'm not sure I follow. 678 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,901 They think you're a pimp, right? 679 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:21,438 I thought there were no more pimps because of Craigslist? 680 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,774 There aren't. But those fools out there don't know that. 681 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,976 So run with it. 682 00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:27,410 Act like you're Willie Dynamite, 683 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,945 been beating chicks down for years. 684 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,448 That way they feel sorry for us and they tip harder. 685 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,883 How many ones you got? 686 00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,352 A hundred. 687 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,886 Here's what we're gonna do. 688 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,955 Sell 'em, collect 'em again, sell 'em again. 689 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,957 If they're not sticky by night's end, 690 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,759 you didn't turn 'em around enough. 691 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,228 And collect the panties, 'cause they'll steal 'em and that shit's costly. 692 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:49,532 Amen. The most important thing, learn your script. 693 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,669 What, I have to read this? 694 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,772 Nikki: You have to perform it. You're a pimp, remember? 695 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,742 You gotta bring out that big boss, Mac Daddy, 696 00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,844 fur-coat-wearin' motherfucker 697 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,379 that I know is in you. 698 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:03,880 Jaxi: Bring it out, boo-boo. 699 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,382 Okay, no. 700 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,583 Fallon: What? Jaxi: No? 701 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,584 Guy: No, no, no, no, 702 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,252 I... 703 00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:10,253 I can't do this. 704 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,688 Fallon: Are you kidding? 705 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,456 I can't do this. 706 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,993 There are people out there that I... 707 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,628 I'm sorry. 708 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,998 I thought I was gonna be delivering pizzas tonight. 709 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,533 Honestly. 710 00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:25,735 I'm in way over my head here. 711 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,071 I... I... 712 00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:31,775 This... 713 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,044 I understand, Guy. 714 00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:35,779 What? 715 00:38:37,049 --> 00:38:40,650 You do? Yeah, 'cause it's... 716 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,620 Thank you. We get it. 717 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,155 Thank you. 718 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,358 Because this... is just not me. 719 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,028 But, I'll pay for your cab, it's only fair. 720 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,596 Nikki: We got it, Guy. 721 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:56,599 One thing, though. You got a long drive. 722 00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,903 Might wanna visit the little boys room, first. 723 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:02,572 Smart thinking. 724 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,575 I do kind of have to go. So, excuse me. 725 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,679 Mm mm mm. 726 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:13,216 Who said, "Don't break a guy in on a Saturday night?" 727 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:14,517 Who said it? 728 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,953 Get your gear on and shut your faces. 729 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:25,795 Oh, sorry, it's all yours. 730 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:30,133 I'm not here for the bathroom. 731 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:34,137 So, you goin' home to your boyfriend? 732 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,505 Huh? 733 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,607 You're still gay, right? 734 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:41,911 Oh, yeah. I'm gay. See? 735 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,881 Pink shirt. I'm gay. 736 00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:47,817 So... 737 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:53,022 you don't like it when I do this? 738 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:56,126 Um... not really. 739 00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:59,462 Or this...? (Zipper zips) 740 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,732 No. 741 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,837 Or this? 742 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,038 Umm... 743 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,675 (camera clicks) 744 00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:15,445 Homos don't pop boners when girls touch them. 745 00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:18,014 You know who does? Husbands. 746 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:22,185 Look, can I have my phone, please? 747 00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:25,288 Is this your "boyfriend"? 748 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:28,158 That's Anne. That is my wife. 749 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,694 I wonder what Anne would think of this? 750 00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:36,433 Let's see, contacts. Anne Carter. 751 00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,168 "Attaching file"... 752 00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:40,270 Okay, Nikki... Nikki... 753 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:42,472 Please... please. 754 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:45,008 She's 37 weeks pregnant. 755 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,643 She's very fragile right now. 756 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:49,512 She will not understand this, not in a million years. 757 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,648 I'm sure she wouldn't. I wouldn't. 758 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,149 I mean, nobody likes a cheater. 759 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:56,920 Okay, please, Anne will leave me. 760 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,322 She will leave me, okay? 761 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:03,059 You don't understand the stress we're under, 762 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,227 both of us out of work. 763 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,529 Oh, cry me a river, Volvo Guy. 764 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:07,931 Yeah, things sound really desperate, 765 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:10,200 with you turning your back on an easy grand. 766 00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:13,169 I... I told you, 767 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,472 I can't do this job. 768 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:18,374 It's too much for me. 769 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:21,411 Everything's just... 770 00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:26,382 It's too much for me. 771 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,785 I got two words for you, mister: 772 00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:31,554 Buck the hell up. 773 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,756 Now, I'm gonna keep hold of this. 774 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,458 And you're gonna learn these... 775 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,993 and get your non-gay-ass 776 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,295 into that room and you're gonna do your job. 777 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,697 Okay? 778 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,209 He was un-cool with it. Now he's cool with it. 779 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:56,546 Let's go, let's go. Lets' go. 780 00:41:56,548 --> 00:42:00,183 (Chanting) Bring them out! Bring them out! 781 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,485 Bring them out! Bring them out! 782 00:42:02,487 --> 00:42:05,822 Bring them out! (Crowd applauding) 783 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,194 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 784 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:13,162 Guy: All right. Shit. 785 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,330 Man: That shirt is so pink. 786 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:17,066 Hi. (Feedback squeals) 787 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,869 Hello. Hi. Okay, okay. 788 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,338 Sit down. Man: Come on, get on with it. 789 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,507 You want me to bring the ladies out... 790 00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:27,076 we gotta learn a few basic rules. 791 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:28,778 (Booing) 792 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,613 Bullshit! 793 00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:36,586 First and foremost, no kissing the ladies on the mouth. 794 00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:38,087 They don't like it. 795 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,723 (Booing) 796 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,725 It's alright, it's... Man: Can I kiss you? 797 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:46,296 That's what it says. Second rule... 798 00:42:46,298 --> 00:42:47,697 Man: Take off your top! 799 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,766 No fingers in any holes. 800 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,702 (Booing) 801 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:53,937 That's a deal breaker. 802 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:57,740 That also goes for remote controls. 803 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:02,045 Cheese doodles. Action figures. Action figures? 804 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,947 Man: Is my dick an action figure? 805 00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:08,284 Anything other than a sanctioned toy goes in the holes, 806 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,285 show's over. 807 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:12,422 (Booing) 808 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,591 One last thing. 809 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:17,160 You want a hot show, you're gonna have to tip. 810 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,695 Man: I'll show you my tip. 811 00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:22,332 I'll be selling ones all night, all right? 812 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:24,400 So, anyone? 813 00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:28,237 (Cheers) 814 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,572 Man: Fuck yeah! 815 00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:31,307 Guy: Put your hands together 816 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,443 for the owner and founder 817 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:37,013 of "Bad Gurls" party services, 818 00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:38,214 Miss Nikki Winters 819 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:41,250 and her BFFs Jaxi and Fallon! 820 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:45,922 (Rock music playing) 821 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:47,657 Take it off! 822 00:43:49,995 --> 00:43:51,828 Yeah! 823 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:03,139 (Laughing) 824 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,942 (music continues) 825 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,450 (men booing) 826 00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:17,920 Man: Work that! Shake it out right! 827 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,834 (Chanting) 828 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:50,219 Good work, Guy. You get your phone back. 829 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,356 Thanks. 830 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,759 Jaxi: You like that, Daddy? 831 00:44:56,761 --> 00:45:01,030 There you go. Um-hmm. Yeah. 832 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,632 I'll take that. 833 00:45:02,634 --> 00:45:06,769 Hey, bullshit on that shit! 834 00:45:06,771 --> 00:45:09,505 Your chick just lifted all my ones! 835 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:12,542 That's fuckin' unacceptable. 836 00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:13,776 That's how you run your business, bro? 837 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:15,478 No, no, no! I'm sorry. 838 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,013 I'll get your ones back. 839 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:18,915 Watch and learn. 840 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:21,050 Oh yeah! Oh! 841 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,719 (Men cheering) 842 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,330 (man chanting) 843 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,505 Jaxi: Make it rain, baby! 844 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:44,340 Hi, Daddy! 845 00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:47,510 (Phone ringing) 846 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:51,581 Jaxi: You like that? Give me more. 847 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,382 Hello? Jaxi: I'll keep giving you more. 848 00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:57,487 Anne. Hold on, hold on. 849 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,795 Hon. Everything okay? 850 00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:12,201 What? Wait. Now? 851 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:15,772 That's impossible. You're still three weeks away. 852 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:21,210 (Smacking) This is what marriage is gonna feel like. 853 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,979 (Screaming) 854 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:27,083 Holy Christ. Okay. Well, uh... 855 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:30,887 What should we do? What do you want me to do? 856 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,359 Okay, I'll be there. 857 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:41,497 (Smacking) 858 00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:42,832 Ow! Hey, it really hurts. 859 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:45,034 Nikki: It's supposed to. 860 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,703 Guy: Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I gotta talk to you. 861 00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,138 I'm kinda in the middle of something. 862 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,608 Guy: It's an emergency. Please? 863 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:54,043 Nikki: Go to town. 864 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,712 Man: His ass is bleeding, dude! 865 00:46:56,714 --> 00:46:58,714 It actually really hurts. 866 00:46:58,716 --> 00:47:00,650 Nikki: What's the problem? 867 00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,118 I gotta go. 868 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,820 Haven't we been through this already tonight? 869 00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:06,589 This is different. I'm having a family crisis. 870 00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:09,258 Yeah, well, You leave, I'm having a financial crisis, okay? 871 00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,294 Party games are up next. You really wanna miss all the fun? 872 00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:13,763 No, no, but-- Yeah, we're gonna put licorice up our pussies, 873 00:47:13,765 --> 00:47:14,964 and they're gonna eat it out. 874 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:16,499 Then we pour tequila shots in our pussies 875 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:17,900 and they drink it out. 876 00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:19,635 Oh, then we put whipped cream in our pussies 877 00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:21,037 and they lick-- 878 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:22,772 I get it, I get it. Lots of stuff going into the... 879 00:47:22,774 --> 00:47:25,174 Fallon: That's what we do. Guy: ...pussies. 880 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,843 Yeah, I need you here to cut the deals, 881 00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:27,910 keep the supplies coming 882 00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:29,378 tequila, candy, whipped cream... 883 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,548 Nikki, my wife just called. 884 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,650 She's having the baby. 885 00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:37,320 Are you fucking with me? 886 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:38,621 I wish I were. 887 00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:40,923 Fine. Go have your damn infant. 888 00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:42,859 Just don't expect to get paid. 889 00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:43,860 Jaxi: 'Cause you didn't do shit! 890 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:46,629 I don't. It's... I don't. 891 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,931 Bye, loser. 892 00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:52,034 Jaxi: I thought he was gay. 893 00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:12,321 (Tires screeching) 894 00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:18,594 Sorry. 895 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,265 Hi. Maternity? 896 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,402 Sorry. 897 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:30,172 Hi. What's happening? 898 00:48:30,174 --> 00:48:32,008 Baby, this is Doctor Siegel. 899 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,609 This is my husband, Guy. 900 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:35,978 Hi. Is it coming out? 901 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:38,614 Uh... It is, but not today. 902 00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:41,183 He says I'm not even dilated. 903 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:43,185 But okay-- What about the pain? 904 00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,821 Well, your wife was experiencing false labor. 905 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:48,257 Which is not uncommon during the first pregnancy. 906 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,759 Could be brought on by anything really. 907 00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,460 Dehydration, stress... 908 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:54,664 We started a saline drip just to kind of settle things down. 909 00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,666 I'm already feeling better. 910 00:48:56,668 --> 00:48:59,235 Oh, thank God. 911 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:05,775 Oh, thank God. I cannot have this kid yet. 912 00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:08,044 Well, she is coming out sooner or later. 913 00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:09,879 I'm gonna go make a note in your chart. 914 00:49:09,881 --> 00:49:11,647 I'll be back in a bit to take that drip out. 915 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,683 Anne: Thank you. 916 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:19,055 You know, it really hurts my feelings 917 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:20,990 when you say things like that. 918 00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:22,358 Oh. 919 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,895 I don't mean to upset you. I'm just... 920 00:49:25,897 --> 00:49:27,196 I'm just being honest. 921 00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,065 I'm not ready. 922 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:32,935 What if I just suck at being a dad? Really. 923 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:35,871 What if I'm a bad provider, 924 00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:38,207 financially and emotionally? 925 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,875 I mean, think about it, Annie. 926 00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:42,945 We are bringing an actual human, 927 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:46,515 a real human life into this world. 928 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,417 She's gonna be a person. 929 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:52,288 And everything that she is and is going to be 930 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,040 depends upon us. 931 00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,791 What made us think we could do that? 932 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:58,627 What if we're not up to the job? 933 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:02,198 I just spent two hours with three women whose parents 934 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,967 clearly did something wrong because there's no way 935 00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:07,069 a well-adjusted person 936 00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:09,071 would stick licorice rope up their- 937 00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:11,340 Licorice rope? I love Licorice rope. 938 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:15,911 Yeah, me too. I was just saying how I wish I had some. 939 00:50:15,913 --> 00:50:18,347 Can't help ya there, but you're lucky 940 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,049 you got a doctor with a sweet tooth. 941 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,418 Would you care for a Fruit Burst? 942 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,587 No, thank you. 943 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,757 Baby, what if you're right? 944 00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:29,959 What if she hates us? 945 00:50:29,961 --> 00:50:32,294 Why wouldn't she? I hate my parents. 946 00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:34,163 You do not hate your parents. 947 00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:37,833 Well, I do. I mean, I don't totally love my parents. 948 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:40,636 I wouldn't choose to hang out with them. 949 00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:42,004 What if she feels about me 950 00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:44,340 the way that I feel about my mom? 951 00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:46,042 Oh, my God. 952 00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,044 I'd kill myself. 953 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:50,046 Sign here, and here... 954 00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:51,947 Pay that much now, 955 00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,583 and then mail this form into the insurance 956 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:56,152 to get your reimbursement. 957 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:59,188 If we still have insurance by then. 958 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,456 Man. 959 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:04,427 That's about how much Nikki said I'd make tonight. 960 00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:06,228 What, the hookers? 961 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:10,199 Yeah, there was a lotta money flying around. 962 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:14,904 But I'm done. Thank you. 963 00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:17,907 Come on. Let's get you home and into bed. 964 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:20,109 You should probably come with me. 965 00:51:20,111 --> 00:51:23,012 No, I don't want to leave my car here. I'll drive. 966 00:51:23,014 --> 00:51:24,013 Are you sure? I'll meet you there. 967 00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:25,681 You sure? You sure? 968 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:26,749 I love you. I love you. 969 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,385 All right, I'll meet you at home. 970 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:36,926 Ma'am, is there a water fountain around here? 971 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:38,627 Right around the corner to the right. 972 00:51:38,629 --> 00:51:40,329 Thank you. 973 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:43,699 (Creaking) 974 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,379 You? 975 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:00,616 You. 976 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,588 (Grunting) 977 00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:15,197 Orderly: Doctor? Doctor Kurtz? 978 00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:16,298 Yes. 979 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,868 Is he...? Is that a patient? 980 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,771 Hey... Code Grey! Code Grey! 981 00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:24,807 Oh shit. 982 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:27,543 (Chattering on PA system) 983 00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:31,881 Woman on PA System: Dr. Grey, Dr. Grey. North wing. 984 00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:35,451 Dr. Grey, Dr. Grey. North wing. 985 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,768 (Door creaks) 986 00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:14,390 Guy: Oh jeez! Kurtz: Shh. 987 00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:17,960 I just filled this syringe 988 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,862 with 1.1 milliliters of Anectine. 989 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:23,065 Enough to paralyze you for several hours. 990 00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:26,535 It's a very disagreeable experience. 991 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:30,406 Whatta you say we go look up Nikki, huh? 992 00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:31,874 Okay. 993 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,342 Come on. 994 00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:37,279 (Jazz music playing) 995 00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:40,816 What are you planning on doing to her? 996 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,553 I don't know yet. 997 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,556 You're really starting to sound like a creepy doctor, you know that? 998 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:51,594 Yeah. You know what? Just keep driving. 999 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:53,963 What happened wasn't her fault. 1000 00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,698 It was mine. 1001 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,334 I'm new to this. I thought she was being tortured. 1002 00:53:58,336 --> 00:53:59,768 I pay extra for that. 1003 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:01,337 I know that now, 1004 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,305 but I think you can appreciate the misunderstanding. 1005 00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:06,875 I mean, If you heard what I heard... it sounded pretty extreme. 1006 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,512 Obviously, you have issues. 1007 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:12,748 Maybe you should consider therapy? 1008 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,584 Or you might want to rethink the missionary position. 1009 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,019 It still works. 1010 00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:19,188 Rather well, as a matter of fact. 1011 00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:21,790 And it leaves s lot less room for confusion. 1012 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,859 Shut the fuck up. 1013 00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:29,031 I don't think you realize how lucky you are. 1014 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,466 You're a doctor. 1015 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,935 You're getting to do, what I imagine, 1016 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:33,936 you've always wanted to do-- 1017 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,237 and getting paid for it. 1018 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:36,672 Do you know how rare that is? 1019 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,240 Most people work their whole lives 1020 00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:39,908 and never get that chance. 1021 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:41,277 You go in there half-cocked, 1022 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:42,911 you're throwing it all away. 1023 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,947 Your medical license? Gone. 1024 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,982 And for what? 1025 00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:50,619 (Chanting) Go! Go! Go! 1026 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:53,522 Another thing, doctor, I Googled your house. 1027 00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:55,624 It is a Paul Williams. 1953. 1028 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:59,428 Preservation boards go crazy for him 1029 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,497 because he was black, working in an all-white hierarchy. 1030 00:55:01,499 --> 00:55:03,565 Guy: You could get landmark status. 1031 00:55:03,567 --> 00:55:05,334 Are you fucking kidding me? 1032 00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:08,003 Guy: Nikki. Shit. 1033 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,105 Guy: Nikki, don't move. 1034 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:12,841 Doctor, please don't. 1035 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:16,412 Listen to me, think about it. Think about all of it. 1036 00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:17,813 You get landmark status. 1037 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:23,018 Which, on your house, means no property taxes! 1038 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,187 That's huge cash savings. 1039 00:55:25,189 --> 00:55:28,457 (All groaning) 1040 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:31,060 (groans) 1041 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,463 Holy shit! 1042 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:36,498 Why the fuck did you bring him here? 1043 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,767 What? I... 1044 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,202 Did you not just see...? 1045 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,137 He kidnapped me! 1046 00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:46,675 Dr. Fucking Strangelove works at our hospital. 1047 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,511 He was hell bent on getting revenge or something. 1048 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,213 Nikki: I guess he's shit outta luck. 1049 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:53,048 Guy: Yeah, it looks that way. 1050 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:55,184 I hope to fuck he's not dead. 1051 00:55:55,186 --> 00:55:57,920 No, he's just paralyzed for a couple of hours. 1052 00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:00,989 It's a... 1053 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:03,459 Thing. It's a neck... Whatever. 1054 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:06,161 Awesome. So what's the deal with your baby? 1055 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,197 False alarm. 1056 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,734 Well, since you're here, want your old job back? 1057 00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:19,608 Come on, doc. I got you. 1058 00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:24,179 Look what the cat dragged in. 1059 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,648 Hey! Now the party's gonna get really crazy! 1060 00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:30,052 Pull up a bottle, "driver." We're in the home stretch. 1061 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:34,590 Hey, can you hook that for me, Love? 1062 00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:37,025 Oh, yeah. 1063 00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:39,461 That's not one of the regular Kiss guys, is it? 1064 00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:42,331 No, it's Eric Carr. He's the best. 1065 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,466 He replaced Peter Criss on the drums. 1066 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:47,102 Guy: Good to know. Yeah, he's a fox. 1067 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:49,538 How can you tell? He's got paint all over his face. 1068 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,240 No, I mean, literally. 1069 00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,909 He's a fox, like, that's his character. 1070 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,411 Her mom slept with him once. 1071 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,346 That's Fallon's big claim to fame, 1072 00:56:57,348 --> 00:56:59,748 she could have been the Kiss drummer's daughter. 1073 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,085 Nikki: Okay, this is it. The big finale. 1074 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:06,789 We're lookin' to get five bills. It's up to you. 1075 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:10,993 At this point, there's pretty much nothing that'll shock me. 1076 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:12,795 Except this. 1077 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:16,698 We're looking to get every single mother fuckin' dollar. 1078 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,835 Fallon: Yeah. Work it down to the bone. 1079 00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:21,637 (Shouting) 1080 00:57:21,639 --> 00:57:23,539 I'm ticklish. Balls out. 1081 00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:25,941 Man: This guy? 1082 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,310 All right, everybody. 1083 00:57:28,312 --> 00:57:30,078 Guy: Alright, alright. 1084 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,648 (Crowd jeering) 1085 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:36,418 Listen, this is the moment you've all been waiting for. 1086 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,454 (Crowd cheering) 1087 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:44,026 It's time for the girl-on-girl... 1088 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:48,263 on-girl sex show. 1089 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,398 Now, now listen, 1090 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:53,669 this is one hot, sick show. 1091 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:57,539 Everything you see is real. 1092 00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,409 I'm serious. Everything. One hundred percent. 1093 00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:02,711 None of it is fake. Listen, listen... 1094 00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:05,581 (crowd shouting) 1095 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:08,517 All right, all right. Stop it! 1096 00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:10,752 Guy: You want proof? Man: Bullshit! 1097 00:58:10,754 --> 00:58:14,523 Our girl Fallon, she's gonna prove it. 1098 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:18,427 There's no way to fake what she's about to do. 1099 00:58:18,429 --> 00:58:21,763 Guy: Okay, it is the real deal. 1100 00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:25,133 Now I don't wanna ruin the surprise 1101 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:27,669 but suffice to say, 1102 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:30,739 you might not wanna sit too close. 1103 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:34,576 (Crowd gasps) 1104 00:58:34,578 --> 00:58:36,979 I need to see the money. Help me out. 1105 00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,581 'Cause I can't-- We can't go forward without the money! 1106 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:42,117 So what do you say? How about some money? 1107 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:46,421 (Crowd cheering) 1108 00:58:46,423 --> 00:58:47,956 You guys are very smart. 1109 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,458 'Cause you just bought yourself a memory 1110 00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:53,795 that you will never ever forget. Boom. 1111 00:58:53,797 --> 00:58:56,164 (Music playing) 1112 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,367 (cheering) 1113 00:58:58,369 --> 00:59:00,669 What I tell you? 1114 00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:04,740 Woo! 1115 01:00:05,869 --> 01:00:08,704 (Phone ringing) 1116 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,344 Anne: Where'd you go? I thought you were right behind me? 1117 01:00:15,346 --> 01:00:17,813 Guy: I got sidelined. Anne: By what? 1118 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:19,781 It's a long story, try not to be mad, 1119 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:22,651 but, I'm back at the hotel. 1120 01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:24,753 Now you've got me thinking about this baby. 1121 01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:27,589 What if I hate her? What if she's ugly? 1122 01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:30,258 What if she has one of those giant raspberry birthmarks 1123 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,027 on her face and I can't bond with her 1124 01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:33,795 because I can't even look at her? 1125 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,430 What if I hate her because she's beautiful, 1126 01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:37,566 more beautiful than I am? 1127 01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:40,002 And I get super jealous of her and resentful 1128 01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:42,471 and competitive because she has six pack abs... 1129 01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:43,972 Nikki: Guy, come on. 1130 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,774 While I bust my ass at CrossFit every week 1131 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:47,843 and still have this weird an inner tube around my waist? 1132 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:52,314 Oh, my God, Guy, I feel the postpartum already setting in. 1133 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:54,082 Does California have a law 1134 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:55,684 where you can drop off a baby at a fire station-- 1135 01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:58,820 Babe, babe, babe, babe. You're spinning. 1136 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,490 I know! That's why I need you to come home right now! 1137 01:01:01,492 --> 01:01:04,760 The party isn't over yet. 1138 01:01:04,762 --> 01:01:07,229 We need to clean up and get these girls home. 1139 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,264 Look, just try to relax. 1140 01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:14,002 Try to lay down. Lay down and make some chamomile tea. 1141 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:15,170 Guy: Just calm-- 1142 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,005 Anne: I can't calm down! 1143 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,074 You know why, because I don't have a "me" 1144 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,643 to calm me down like I do for you! 1145 01:01:21,645 --> 01:01:23,712 The one time I need a "me," 1146 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:24,980 you're not here! (Phone clicks) 1147 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:27,816 (Fallon moaning) Babe? Babe? 1148 01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:32,921 (Moaning) 1149 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:41,396 (moaning continues) 1150 01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:45,767 Fallon: Oh, yeah! 1151 01:01:45,769 --> 01:01:48,770 (Crowd chanting) Go! Go! Go! 1152 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:56,144 Crowd: Oh! 1153 01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:59,981 Oh, my God! That's so wrong! 1154 01:02:05,556 --> 01:02:09,091 (Men chattering) 1155 01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:13,128 Go clean yourself up. 1156 01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:14,796 What is that stuff? 1157 01:02:14,798 --> 01:02:17,766 Nobody knows. But you should clean it off. 1158 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,335 (Chuckles) 1159 01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:23,238 I think I'm in love. 1160 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:39,354 Oh, shit. 1161 01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:55,237 We got robbed. 1162 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,272 Robbed? 1163 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,406 As in, someone came in here 1164 01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:00,208 and snaked all our cash. 1165 01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,843 Wait, are you sure? 1166 01:03:01,845 --> 01:03:05,413 This was full. Now it's not. 1167 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:06,982 Who would do something like that? 1168 01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,184 One of those limp dick fuck boys. 1169 01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:10,852 You killed yourselves for that money! 1170 01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:13,288 I wouldn't go that far, but, yeah, 1171 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,623 it took some effort. 1172 01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,391 Hold on, wait. 1173 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:20,061 Maybe-- Maybe-- Maybe it like just fell out or something. 1174 01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:22,681 It didn't. 1175 01:03:22,682 --> 01:03:25,300 Well, we should at least have look around for it, don't you think? 1176 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:29,704 I agree. Let's look for it. 1177 01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:33,575 Fallon: Mother fuckers! Jaxi: Yeah, somebody's about to get fucked up. 1178 01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,644 It's not under here. 1179 01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:37,279 Wait! Ladies. 1180 01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:43,752 Hey, party's goin' great, man. 1181 01:03:43,754 --> 01:03:45,687 That show was a mind fuck. Yeah, sure was. 1182 01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:48,690 We gotta talk about that thing we were talkin' about. The extras? 1183 01:03:48,692 --> 01:03:51,159 Yeah, that's not happening right now. 1184 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,561 What the fuck? 1185 01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:53,895 You said we'd get extras. 1186 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,363 You gave me your word. 1187 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,499 We got robbed, motherfucker. 1188 01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,668 Either you make up the difference 1189 01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,636 or we don't let anyone outta here. 1190 01:04:01,638 --> 01:04:02,871 You're high. 1191 01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:04,306 None of these guys would rob you. 1192 01:04:04,308 --> 01:04:05,807 They're all agents. 1193 01:04:05,809 --> 01:04:08,276 Suit yourselves. 1194 01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:10,812 Ladies, lock the doors. 1195 01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:13,582 This is ridiculous. I'm calling security. 1196 01:04:13,584 --> 01:04:14,749 No, you ain't. 1197 01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,551 Uh-oh. Shit just got real. 1198 01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:18,753 Wha-- Nikki, whoa. Nikki... 1199 01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,488 you never mentioned guns. 1200 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,324 I thought we were gonna talk. 1201 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:23,925 We are gonna talk. 1202 01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,727 This helps them listen. 1203 01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:28,964 Okay, people. We got a situation here. 1204 01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:31,800 One of you boners stole my money. 1205 01:04:31,802 --> 01:04:34,636 Nobody is leaving this fucking hotel 1206 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,137 until I get it back. 1207 01:04:36,139 --> 01:04:40,442 I want all of you cunts on the carpet. 1208 01:04:40,444 --> 01:04:42,110 Now! 1209 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:46,147 Jaxi: Yeah, who's taking their dicks out now, bitch? 1210 01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:48,149 He gets a pass. 1211 01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:51,119 You can take whatever I got. 1212 01:04:51,121 --> 01:04:52,787 Take my wallet. Take anything. 1213 01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:55,857 I don't want your wallet, prick. I want my money. 1214 01:04:55,859 --> 01:04:57,259 The money I earned. 1215 01:04:57,261 --> 01:04:58,894 Fallon: Yeah, the money we earned. 1216 01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:00,729 Nikki: Guy, check 'em. 1217 01:05:00,731 --> 01:05:02,497 Check 'em. 1218 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,766 Aren't you two cozy. 1219 01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:06,918 Fucking guys spooning. 1220 01:05:06,919 --> 01:05:09,069 Jaxi: This one's clean. Fallon: This guy's clean. 1221 01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:14,843 Clean. Move! 1222 01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:18,647 Guy: Clean here. Fallon: Ooh, library card. 1223 01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,882 Guy: Clean. Fallon: Munch some carpet! 1224 01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,685 I touched his penis. Sorry. Clean. 1225 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:26,121 Jaxi: Clean. Nikki: Check his pants. 1226 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:29,124 Help! Congratulations, dude. 1227 01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:31,293 Man: Thank you. Guy: Sorry. Clean. 1228 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,061 What about him? 1229 01:05:33,063 --> 01:05:34,796 Hey, you don't have to worry about me. 1230 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,631 I mean, you know I'm cool. 1231 01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:39,434 Jaxi: Clean. Fallon: Clean. 1232 01:05:46,043 --> 01:05:48,610 Hey, man. I got laid off six months ago. 1233 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:51,346 I had to do it. I'll split it with you. 1234 01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,815 Nikki: I know one of you boners stole this shit! 1235 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,985 Come on, man, help out a bro. 1236 01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:11,199 It's this one. (Roars) 1237 01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,834 You dick! 1238 01:06:12,836 --> 01:06:15,537 We got a runner! Get him! 1239 01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:17,138 (Screeches) 1240 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,979 (music playing) 1241 01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:26,481 Fallon: Go! Go! Go! 1242 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,750 Move your ass, Guy. 1243 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,552 Jaxi: Elevator's not coming, bitch! 1244 01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:33,021 Fallon: Get over here, fucker! 1245 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:37,058 Stop right there! 1246 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:38,493 Jaxi: Please jump. 1247 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:39,794 Hey... 1248 01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:41,062 Make my fucking night. 1249 01:06:41,064 --> 01:06:42,831 Oh, I was just messin' with you guys. 1250 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:45,233 I was totally gonna give it back. 1251 01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,470 You idiot. 1252 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,409 It's right here. Every cent. 1253 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:55,744 Frisk his ass. 1254 01:06:55,746 --> 01:06:57,779 That's just... Hey. 1255 01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:59,781 Homeboy is doughy as fuck. 1256 01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:01,750 Look here. I forgot about that. Sorry. 1257 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,920 Okay, I told you, I was gonna give it back. 1258 01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:07,155 I was just bustin' your balls. 1259 01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:09,257 Turn around and get on your knees. 1260 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,394 What? On your knees, fuck-tard! 1261 01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,262 Jaxi: You like to play games, right? 1262 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,631 What're you gonna do, Guy? Someone's about to get fucked up. 1263 01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:18,767 Guy, buddy, please, please, don't let them hurt me, please. 1264 01:07:18,769 --> 01:07:20,168 I'm so sorry! 1265 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:24,139 I'm so, so, so, so sorry! Please... 1266 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:25,807 Guy: Nikki, Nikki... Hey, listen. 1267 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:28,176 Ladies... piss on this fucker. 1268 01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:30,278 Devon: What? Fallon: Hell yeah! 1269 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,447 Nikki, hold on, that's just plain gross. 1270 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:37,085 You cannot pee-pee on me! Guy, don't let them do this! 1271 01:07:37,087 --> 01:07:39,421 Honey, my bladder's about to burst. (Zipper scratches) 1272 01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:41,156 Nikki: Do you wanna go first, or should I? 1273 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,924 You filthy bitches! 1274 01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:46,361 No, don't don't don't! Seriously, stop. Don't... 1275 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,063 Yeah, pee on him. 1276 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,632 Devon: Oh God, stop. No! 1277 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:52,400 Nikki: Rainbow kiss! 1278 01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:58,206 (Devon groaning) 1279 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,108 Devon: It's in my mouth! 1280 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:02,410 Fallon, what the fuck are you doing? 1281 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:03,578 You said pee on him. 1282 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,580 He's blindfolded. 1283 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,649 He can't tell the difference! 1284 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:09,050 Well, I really had to go. 1285 01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:12,287 Devon: You nasty, filthy bitches! 1286 01:08:12,289 --> 01:08:16,391 Wait. Why does she get to pee on him and I don't? 1287 01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,760 Fallon: Give it back to me, motherfucker! 1288 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:19,961 Jaxi: Bitch! 1289 01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:21,830 Jaxi: Smells like asparagus. 1290 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,300 Hey, man. 1291 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:30,505 Good thing she didn't have to poop, huh? 1292 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,309 What? 1293 01:08:35,078 --> 01:08:37,812 (Sirens whirr) 1294 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:53,495 Having fun yet? 1295 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:58,700 Is this what every Saturday night is like? 1296 01:08:58,702 --> 01:09:00,902 Pretty much. 1297 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,804 How do you survive? 1298 01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:07,175 Smooth jazz helps. 1299 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:11,946 I think I might need something stronger. 1300 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:14,382 Smooth metal. 1301 01:09:15,218 --> 01:09:17,952 Why are you such a stress case? 1302 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:21,322 Oh, I don't know. 1303 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,158 Because I'm about to have a kid. 1304 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,560 I don't have a career. 1305 01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:28,096 Your kid doesn't need you to have a career. 1306 01:09:28,098 --> 01:09:30,598 Really? What does she need? 1307 01:09:32,002 --> 01:09:35,803 For you to basically do what you've been doing tonight with us. 1308 01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:40,208 (Chuckles) Okay, I think you and I have very different philosophies 1309 01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:42,810 on how to raise kids. 1310 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,212 I don't know. 1311 01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:47,582 No, I think it boils down to a ride and protection. 1312 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:49,918 Sure you can throw in washing their stuff 1313 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,152 and picking up after them, 1314 01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:53,555 which, incidentally, you also did tonight. 1315 01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:56,958 But mostly, 1316 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,527 kids just need a ride and protection. 1317 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:02,630 It doesn't matter if you drive a Porsche or a Pontiac. 1318 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:05,900 As long as the kid knows that you're gonna be there on time 1319 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,202 and they're gonna be safe, 1320 01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:08,870 it's a job done. 1321 01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,909 We both know you can do that. 1322 01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:18,713 You can do that like a champ. 1323 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,848 Now, look... 1324 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,850 Now before we clear out of the room, 1325 01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:25,553 do an idiot check. Come on. 1326 01:10:39,169 --> 01:10:42,303 Hey, ladies, hold up. 1327 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:46,407 I've got something of yours. 1328 01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:48,576 Oh my God, these are my favorites. 1329 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,812 Someone was supposed to collect all the panties. 1330 01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:53,248 Man: They were under the couch. 1331 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:57,151 I'm just glad I was able to get 'em back to you. 1332 01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:58,920 Well, thanks. 1333 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:04,826 Man: It really was a dynamite show. 1334 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,094 I'd also like to say 1335 01:11:06,096 --> 01:11:08,997 I'm sorry for what happened back there. 1336 01:11:08,999 --> 01:11:10,131 Some guys... 1337 01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:11,232 they just don't say a lot 1338 01:11:11,234 --> 01:11:14,035 for the male gender, now do they? 1339 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:16,137 Yeah, well, if it wasn't for the male gender, 1340 01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:18,172 we wouldn't have jobs. 1341 01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:21,276 True, which leads me to my next point. 1342 01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:22,910 Now, I know you said you guys were done... 1343 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,545 Here we go. 1344 01:11:24,547 --> 01:11:26,347 Dude, go home. 1345 01:11:26,349 --> 01:11:28,616 Bust a load off in your sink. 1346 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:32,020 I got two hundies burnin' a hole in my pocket. 1347 01:11:32,022 --> 01:11:33,888 My truck is right in the corner, 1348 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:37,058 so, what do ya say? 1349 01:11:42,932 --> 01:11:45,233 What the hell. Awesome. 1350 01:11:45,235 --> 01:11:49,070 This will just take a few seconds, no offense. 1351 01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:50,371 Come on. 1352 01:11:50,373 --> 01:11:52,740 Some taken. But... yeah. Shall we? 1353 01:11:56,046 --> 01:11:59,147 My cousin made over a million bucks selling vitamins. 1354 01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:00,548 Fallon: Maybe coke vitamins. 1355 01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:03,051 No, bitch. Real fucking vitamins. 1356 01:12:03,053 --> 01:12:04,552 Nu-uh. Yeah-huh. 1357 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,854 Fallon: Okay, that was so black-ish of you. 1358 01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:09,490 Jaxi: Bitch, I am black. Stop fucking playing with me like that, Fallon. 1359 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:14,395 So is she gonna go all the way with that guy, right over there? 1360 01:12:14,397 --> 01:12:16,764 Jaxi: What're you, 12? 1361 01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:17,899 I'm just sayin'. 1362 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:20,201 Oh, he's worried. 1363 01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,903 You worried about her, pops? 1364 01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:25,973 Well, when you actually think about it, it is worrisome. 1365 01:12:25,975 --> 01:12:28,209 Jaxi: Okay, here's what they don't teach you 1366 01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:29,944 when you buy a ticket at the door. 1367 01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:31,446 Pros, do the absolute minimum. 1368 01:12:31,448 --> 01:12:33,981 That means, we dance a little, talk dirty... 1369 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:36,451 Finger ourselves. Maybe a hand job. 1370 01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:39,654 If he can get it up, which, more than likely, he can't. 1371 01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:42,957 Exactly. These guys are so full of vodka and whatnot, 1372 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,992 it's mostly babysitting. 1373 01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:47,095 That's why they call it a trick. 1374 01:12:47,097 --> 01:12:50,331 Professionals, rarely, if ever, 1375 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:52,166 give up the cookie. 1376 01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:55,203 No fucking way. Oh, my God, this cannot be fucking happening. 1377 01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:57,839 What's not happening? Fallon: The guy from the party. He's busting Nikki! 1378 01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:00,108 He's a fucking cop, we gotta get out of here. 1379 01:13:00,110 --> 01:13:01,309 Yeah, yeah. Guy, drive! 1380 01:13:01,311 --> 01:13:02,677 What about Nikki? 1381 01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,145 Nikki's going to jail right now, 1382 01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:05,713 which is not where we're goin', 1383 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,982 so you need to drive this fucking car 1384 01:13:07,984 --> 01:13:09,417 before I do it for you. 1385 01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,552 We can't leave. What 'cause of Nikki? 1386 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:15,022 Fucking drive the car! Back the fuck up! 1387 01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:17,458 Fallon: Let's go! 1388 01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:22,029 Jaxi: What the fuck? Fallon: What're you doin'? 1389 01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:23,731 Fallon: Come on, dude. 1390 01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:25,432 Jaxi: What the fuck? Fallon: Why are you stopping? 1391 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,168 Jaxi: What are you doing? Fallon: Keep going! 1392 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:29,203 Jaxi: Drive forward! What the fuck? 1393 01:13:29,205 --> 01:13:31,506 Fallon: Press the fucking pedal! 1394 01:13:33,276 --> 01:13:35,476 (Tires screeching) 1395 01:13:35,478 --> 01:13:37,845 Man: Whoa, hey! 1396 01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:38,946 Go! Go! Go! 1397 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,248 (Screams) 1398 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,850 Hey! 1399 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:45,720 (Screaming) 1400 01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:50,391 Fuck! You did not just do that! 1401 01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:52,193 What the fuck, Tokyo Drift? 1402 01:13:52,195 --> 01:13:53,761 I don't see 'em in the back. 1403 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,230 Jaxi: That's because there's nobody behind us. 1404 01:13:56,232 --> 01:13:58,766 Tokyo Drift, you did it! 1405 01:13:59,736 --> 01:14:02,303 (Crashes) 1406 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:05,173 (all groaning) 1407 01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:08,109 Oh, fuck! 1408 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,044 Ah... Is everyone okay? 1409 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,279 Not really. 1410 01:14:11,281 --> 01:14:12,847 What happened? 1411 01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:14,315 We're fucked. 1412 01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:16,417 Fallon: Oh my God, you guys, jail fucking sucks. 1413 01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:19,754 Jaxi: But on a Saturday night, jail sucks donkey dick. 1414 01:14:19,756 --> 01:14:23,057 Hold on. Stop it. No one's going to jail. 1415 01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:25,426 Guy. Unless you can fly... 1416 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:28,229 Come on, come on. Let's go! 1417 01:14:28,231 --> 01:14:31,065 (Siren whirrs) 1418 01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:34,535 All right. Guys, come on. 1419 01:14:34,537 --> 01:14:36,237 Nikki: Even if you leave the car, 1420 01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:37,638 they're still gonna arrest you at home. 1421 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,107 But they're not gonna arrest you. Come on! 1422 01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:43,144 Jaxi: Down the alley. Go! 1423 01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:53,221 Officer: Adam 12 to dispatch of the 29th alleyway of 3rd and 4th... 1424 01:14:53,223 --> 01:14:54,889 we're requesting additional units, over. 1425 01:14:54,891 --> 01:14:56,424 Officer 2: Let's head 'em off at Temple. 1426 01:14:56,426 --> 01:14:58,526 Let's move, let's move 1427 01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:04,065 (siren whirrs) 1428 01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:13,941 Jaxi: Come on! Hey, wait for the white people! 1429 01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:19,080 Jaxi: Oh, watch out for that. 1430 01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:24,051 Hey, hey, hey! 1431 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,742 (Siren whirrs) 1432 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:56,617 Nikki: We lost them. 1433 01:15:56,619 --> 01:15:59,186 Jaxi: Who are the baddest bitches on the planet? 1434 01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:02,023 We are! Nobody's fucking with us! 1435 01:16:03,493 --> 01:16:06,594 I'd hug you right now... if I had arms. 1436 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:10,865 I guess I got a little carried away. 1437 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:12,900 Just a teeny tiny. 1438 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:15,536 (Jaxi laughs) 1439 01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:17,438 Hey, do you have a bobby pin? 1440 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:19,674 Sparkly or regular? 1441 01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,409 Fallon! 1442 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,244 Jeez. Give it here. 1443 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,114 Jaxi: Wake your ass up, ho. 1444 01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:28,549 Fallon: Huh? 1445 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,985 This is my souvenir. 1446 01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:33,487 Wait. Aren't you forgetting something? 1447 01:16:33,489 --> 01:16:35,556 Oh yeah. My money. 1448 01:16:35,558 --> 01:16:39,026 For such a bad night, it was actually pretty good. 1449 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:42,997 We have Guy to thank for this. 1450 01:16:42,999 --> 01:16:46,300 You rocked harder than Eric Carr. 1451 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,235 The Fox. 1452 01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:50,304 You're a stand-up guy, Guy. 1453 01:16:50,306 --> 01:16:52,039 Hey, you too. Well... 1454 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,741 I get it. 1455 01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:55,643 I gotta get this one to bed. 1456 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,845 (Yawning) Bye, guys. 1457 01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:01,816 Guy, you can drive me any time. 1458 01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:04,585 As soon as I get out of jail. 1459 01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:06,487 Fallon: Ahh, hold me. 1460 01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:08,589 (Dog barking) 1461 01:17:08,591 --> 01:17:11,959 You're taking the dog out. 1462 01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:20,635 Nikki: Can you wait a bit? 1463 01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:22,970 Guy: It'll just be a sec, I gotta take her bags up. 1464 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,606 Nikki: Well, actually, it might be more than a sec. 1465 01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:27,708 I wanna show you something. 1466 01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:30,845 After all you've done, you deserve a reward. 1467 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,017 (Door creaks) 1468 01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:41,622 Can I get you a drink? 1469 01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:44,258 Ahh... No, thank you, I'm good. 1470 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:46,293 I'll be right back. 1471 01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,772 Guy: Wow. 1472 01:17:57,774 --> 01:18:02,276 This is an impressive amount of tea pots here. 1473 01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:05,746 Nikki: Thanks. Yeah, I've been collecting 'em forever. 1474 01:18:05,748 --> 01:18:08,516 They're mostly vintage. 1475 01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:10,017 I'm really into animal ones. 1476 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,953 I've gotten some sick deals on eBay. 1477 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:18,926 See that elephant one with the pink flower? 1478 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:21,295 Guess how much I paid for that? 1479 01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:24,331 Uh, fifteen dollars? 1480 01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:27,034 Ninety-nine cents. Plus shipping. 1481 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,503 You can't beat that with a stick. 1482 01:18:29,505 --> 01:18:33,941 Wow. No, that is a sick deal. 1483 01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:39,246 Wow, yeah... Your place is... 1484 01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,449 very tastefully done. 1485 01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:45,219 (Jazz music playing) 1486 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:51,225 I'm glad you're noticing these things. 1487 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:54,895 It's good, considering why I brought you here. 1488 01:19:00,737 --> 01:19:03,838 I want to show you something. 1489 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,041 Something very personal. 1490 01:19:15,318 --> 01:19:18,486 Nikki: It's mine, that land. 1491 01:19:18,488 --> 01:19:22,189 The only thing it's missing is a house. 1492 01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:25,793 A tasteful house. 1493 01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:33,534 You realize, building a house from the ground up 1494 01:19:33,536 --> 01:19:36,237 is incredibly expensive. 1495 01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:40,407 I mean, it could be hundreds of thousands of dollars. 1496 01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:43,110 Guy, what do you know about me? 1497 01:19:44,147 --> 01:19:45,346 Not much. 1498 01:19:45,348 --> 01:19:47,515 What's one thing you do know? 1499 01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:51,552 You like money? 1500 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:54,922 And do you think I spend it, or save it? 1501 01:19:57,660 --> 01:19:59,126 Save it? 1502 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:02,530 And if I've been saving for eleven years, 1503 01:20:02,532 --> 01:20:04,498 how much do you think I have? 1504 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,167 A lot? 1505 01:20:06,169 --> 01:20:08,569 Try a fuck of a lot. 1506 01:20:10,006 --> 01:20:12,807 So when can I see those drawings? 1507 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:16,577 Next week. Definitely. 1508 01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:18,746 I expect a friends and family discount. 1509 01:20:18,748 --> 01:20:21,282 Yeah, without a doubt. 1510 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:24,885 Let me give you my lawyer's details. 1511 01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,888 Have your wife call as soon as the police arrest you. 1512 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,124 Tell her Patricia referred you. 1513 01:20:30,126 --> 01:20:33,260 That's your real name? Patricia? 1514 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:35,062 Patricia Cornbluth. 1515 01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:38,999 Now beat it. I need my beauty sleep. 1516 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:42,403 Thank you. Patricia... 1517 01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,039 Guy: Cornbluth. 1518 01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:50,010 Nikki: Oh, and, Guy? 1519 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:52,780 When you come back with those drawings... 1520 01:20:52,782 --> 01:20:55,616 these will be waiting for you. 1521 01:20:55,618 --> 01:20:59,086 (Chuckles) I can't wait. 1522 01:21:42,164 --> 01:21:44,231 You came back. 1523 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,967 Anne... 1524 01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:50,838 I am so sorry that I got us into this mess, 1525 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,040 but Nikki... 1526 01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:57,745 she has this lawyer who will handle the entire thing, 1527 01:21:57,747 --> 01:22:01,382 and she might not charge us, as a favor to Nikki. 1528 01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:04,752 I think if I go peacefully, 1529 01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:08,555 maybe they won't come down too hard on me. 1530 01:22:08,557 --> 01:22:10,791 What are you talking about? 1531 01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:14,561 Weren't... they here? The police? 1532 01:22:15,665 --> 01:22:17,298 No. 1533 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:21,068 Did they call? 1534 01:22:21,070 --> 01:22:23,037 No, Guy, no police have come or called. 1535 01:22:23,039 --> 01:22:25,439 What the hell is going on? 1536 01:22:31,013 --> 01:22:34,815 Maybe I dreamt the whole thing. 1537 01:22:34,817 --> 01:22:37,251 Anne: Are you in some kind of trouble? 1538 01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:41,989 Maybe not. 1539 01:22:45,861 --> 01:22:49,129 I'm glad you're back. 1540 01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:52,967 I didn't think you were coming back after my mini meltdown. 1541 01:22:55,838 --> 01:22:58,973 You're allowed to have a meltdown. 1542 01:22:58,975 --> 01:23:02,276 Of course I was coming back. 1543 01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:05,079 How else was I gonna be able to give you this? 1544 01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:09,650 What did you have to do to get all this? 1545 01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:11,385 You don't wanna know. 1546 01:23:11,387 --> 01:23:12,686 Actually, I do. 1547 01:23:14,724 --> 01:23:18,892 Okay. I'll tell you everything. 1548 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:22,196 Because... Because the police 1549 01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:26,433 are probably going to come here and take me away. 1550 01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:29,103 So, umm... What? 1551 01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:32,172 But I want you to know that... 1552 01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:39,780 I don't care anymore about ducks being in a row. 1553 01:23:41,283 --> 01:23:43,017 I don't. 1554 01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,419 Ducks be damned. 1555 01:23:45,421 --> 01:23:49,089 As long as I have you and our daughter... 1556 01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:52,526 Ducks can go fuck themselves. 1557 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:55,896 I don't think that would be a good idea. 1558 01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:59,033 Then there'd just be more to take care of. 1559 01:24:00,503 --> 01:24:03,971 Is that... is that a siren? 1560 01:24:03,973 --> 01:24:07,207 No. That is the John Lennon mobile 1561 01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,709 I attached to the crib. 1562 01:24:10,046 --> 01:24:12,780 I assembled it myself... 1563 01:24:12,782 --> 01:24:15,549 and a few other things. 1564 01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:55,155 (Siren whirrs) 1565 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:03,764 Isn't this that Volvo we were lookin' for. 1566 01:25:08,471 --> 01:25:11,205 It is that Volvo we were lookin' for. 1567 01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:15,342 Motherfucker's behind on like, six payments. 1568 01:25:15,344 --> 01:25:17,678 (Chuckles) 1569 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:19,780 Let's go repo that shit. 1570 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,715 Yeah. Yeah. 1571 01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,117 (Chuckles) 1572 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:40,222 Hoped it Helped! >>> ALDEN<<< 1573 01:25:41,305 --> 01:25:47,931 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 112654