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(PHONE DIALS)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
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Hey, it's Guy Carter.
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I just...
I just wanted to touch base
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and let you know that it was...
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it was amazing
meeting you last week.
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I felt really good
about it and umm...
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I hope you did too.
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So...
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I look forward
to talking to you soon.
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Okay, bye.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
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Hey there,
it's Guy Carter again.
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Just wondering
if there's any news.
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You said I'd hear by Monday
at the latest and...
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it's now Friday.
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(BEEP) I don't mean
to keep bugging you,
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but you basically said
I had the job. (BEEP)
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Hey, hi, I just...
I was thinking,
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if it's easier for you
to text or to e-mail,
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that's totally cool.
(BEEP)
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Hey, it's Guy Carter.
It's Guy Carter, again.
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(BEEP)
Oh, it's Guy Carter.
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I don't want you to lose out
on getting me.
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I'm still at the same number.
(BEEP)
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(FEMALE VOICE ON PHONE) Recording
has been paused due to silence.
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Guy:
Okay, now I'm pissed.
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How do you not call someone back
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who interviewed three times
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and who you said
was a shoe-in?
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How do you not hire someone
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who you said had the best
book you'd ever seen?
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I deserve this job.
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(BEEP) I can only assume the
reason you're not calling me back
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is because you're too busy...
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chomping on huge dicks.
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It's just a big dick
breakfast over there.
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Dick omelets and dick pancakes.
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Scrambled dick.
Dick Benedict.
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All you can eat dick. Would you
like another mimosa with your dick?
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There's a dick carving station.
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You're just grabbing
as much dick.
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Oh no, that's okay,
I'm fine with my dick.
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Your plate is filled with dick
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and then your mouth is filled.
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(GAGGING)
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In fact, it's so full of dick,
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that I can't pick up the phone
and make a simple...
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Man on the phone:
Guy. Rob Veckmann.
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The reason I didn't call you
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is because my wife's been
plowing my business partner.
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They took over the company
and fired me.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, that's...
Wow! I had no idea.
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ROB: Yeah, there's a lot
you don't know. Dick.
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Rob? Rob?
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(SIGHS)
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ANNE: You alright
in here, chief?
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How long have you been
standing there?
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Long enough to hear
the dick buffet.
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Guy...
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you're making yourself crazy.
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How's the crib coming along?
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It's getting there.
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You know, not assembling
that thing
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isn't gonna stop her
from coming out of me.
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Why would I want to stop her?
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Although, I mean, I guess I
wouldn't be totally upset
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if she held off
another eight months.
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That's funny. I was thinking
if she came sooner,
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like say, before Tuesday,
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we'd still have health
insurance to cover it.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Umm...
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Well, pretty much
what it sounds like.
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Wait? Are you...
You're serious.
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Anne? How are you just
telling me this now?
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I don't... You were
so stressed out
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I didn't wanna make it worse.
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It looked like the Resource
thing was happening,
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so I didn't mention it.
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But now, I'm mentioning it.
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They have to give you some
sort of grace period, right?
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They did.
It ends Tuesday.
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I mean, I assumed you'd
be working by now.
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Yeah. Well, we dropped
the ball on that one.
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I'm sorry, "we"?
Meaning me?
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You quit your job.
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Because we got pregnant.
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I can't talk about this
right now.
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I'm gonna make tea.
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Anne...
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("TO BE LOVED"
BY THE PENTAGONS PLAYING)
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♪ To be loved ♪
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♪ And to be loved ♪
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♪ Forever ♪
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♪ Let's make a vow ♪
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♪ To never ♪
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♪ Ever part ♪
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ANNE: Here.
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What is this?
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ANNE: I found it
on Craigslist.
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It's the only thing
remotely realistic.
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Now If you studied
dental hygiene,
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that would really open up
our options.
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You want me to be
a delivery guy?
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I want you to be anything if it
pays the insurance by Tuesday.
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That will buy us another month,
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unless of course you want
me to call my parents
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and ask for more money again.
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It is an option.
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No. No, it is not
an option, Anne.
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I don't wanna go into labor
and find out the "repo man"
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towed my car
out of the driveway.
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There's no such thing
as the "repo man."
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Of course there is.
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Have you ever seen a repo man...
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not counting the
Emilio Estevez movie?
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Guy, I'm not gonna argue
the existence of repo men
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because they're real.
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What do they come with,
a tow truck
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or a fleet of unicorns?
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My half-brother's mom Sandy,
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said that she had her car taken
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and I believe it was
by a repo man, okay?
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What? They are not...
I might throw up on you.
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GUY: You're not gonna
throw up on me.
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A little bit.
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Why don't you go lie down and
I'll bring you something? Okay?
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(GROANING)
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Go! Go lay down,
I'll bring you something.
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ANNE: They're real.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
GUY: Here you go.
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For your tummy.
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Sorry for being such a baby.
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I know you're frustrated.
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(EXHALES)
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It's just so stupid.
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I'm supposed to have
my ducks in a row by now.
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Maybe it's okay to not
have your ducks in a row.
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It's not okay. Ducks
have to be in a row.
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Have you ever seen ducks?
They're sorta crazy.
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They like to run around,
do shit.
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No, I don't...
Not my ducks.
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My ducks are different
than your ducks.
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Mine are not running
around and crazy.
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They have an objective,
they have a plan.
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They wanna get
somewhere in life.
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Then they're like
walking in a line,
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otherwise known as a row.
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Honey, oww.
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Then call the number.
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(EXHALES)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Man:
Word up?
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Oh. Hey. Um...
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I'm calling about your ad.
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Man:
You got a car?
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GUY: Yes.
MAN: Does it run?
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YES. MAN: Meet me at Fat
Burger in West Hollywood.
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Umm... okay.
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Oh, a question...
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This may be a little premature,
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but are there benefits?
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MAN: Plenty.
(CHUCKLES)
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P, L, E, N, T, Y, my man.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(MAN LAUGHS)
My bad.
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Yeah. Um-hm.
What he do?
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Scraping the guardrail doesn't
necessarily mean he was wasted.
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Oh.
You got me there.
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Okay, yeah, no.
I'll tell him,
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"No more shootin' up
in the car."
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But, fret not, I got a buddy
that will drive you.
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Um-hm.
About six foot.
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Serious, clean.
Like a cop.
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No, he's not a real cop.
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I can promise you
he will not hit on you.
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How do I know?
'Cause he's gay.
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Gay as fuck.
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Real gay.
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No, he got a sweet ride.
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A Volvo.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Don't get pissy with me.
I'm trying to hook you up.
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Sit.
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Okay, bye.
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You O negative?
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No, I'm...
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I'm not talking to you.
Uh-huh.
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Right.
Are you O negative?
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No, I'm... I'm not talkin' to you.
Hold up.
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All right,
I love you too. Bye.
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You the one just called?
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Yeah, I'm Guy.
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I'm Zoley. Congratulations.
You're hired.
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Okay... Well,
what am I gonna be driving?
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Pizzas?
Dry cleaning? What?
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Girls. The first one's
named Nikki.
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Huh.
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You didn't mention that
in your ad.
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It's all above board, man.
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You're not doin'
anything illegal,
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you're just drivin' a car.
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Pickin' up, droppin' off.
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Easy as cake.
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What are the benefits?
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Well, you play your cards right,
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there can be
all kinds of benefits.
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Know what I'm sayin'?
(CHUCKLES)
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Guy, you about this life,
or what?
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No, no no no...
I'm... Yes... I'm...
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I'm about this life.
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Okay, all right.
Mm-hmm. Okay, sweet.
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Here's where she's at.
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Oh, whoa. Now?
You want me to start now?
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Right now, yes.
Nikki is waitin'.
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And Nikki do not like to wait.
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Hi. I'm Guy.
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Guy, with the sweet ride, Guy?
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That'd be me.
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Call me Nikki, Nikki Winters.
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And next time, don't be late.
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(GROANS)
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So where are we going?
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Bel-Air.
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FEMALE VOICE ON GPS: Please
proceed to the highlighted route.
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Want music?
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Smooth jazz is good.
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Not what I would've guessed.
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Nikki:
My life's hectic enough.
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I don't need my music to be.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAR HORN BEEPS)
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You realize, we're still late.
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Yeah... I got a ticket
going through a yellow.
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So now I just stop.
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So about this client,
I've been with him before.
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He's a doctor.
Pretty basic.
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Just walk me to the door,
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and let him know you'll be
outside in the car.
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I thought the job was just
dropping off and picking up?
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"The job" is being my driver.
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That's a ride and protection.
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You carry a weapon?
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Me? A weapon? No, I do
not carry a weapon.
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What about karate?
You know karate?
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I have zero skills
in the lethal arts.
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I'm an architect.
I know how to draw.
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Never mind, I got my own
protection right here.
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00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:12,509
Great. I'll let you handle
that part of the operation.
256
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,177
And what about you?
257
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:18,081
How did you get into
this line of work?
258
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,153
Well, it's not exactly
an everyday job.
259
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,822
Well, that depends where
you spend every day.
260
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,157
I grew up in the Valley.
261
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,859
Every girl I know did a porno
262
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,960
by the time she was eighteen.
263
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,695
Or at least a stripping gig.
264
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,263
But you're still doing it.
265
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,998
NIKKI: Yeah,
'cause I'm good at it.
266
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,866
I don't get
what the big deal is.
267
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:39,336
Nobody asks a carpenter
why they became a carpenter.
268
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,307
Fair enough.
269
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,139
(KNOCKING)
270
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,783
Hello, stranger.
271
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,019
It's been too long.
272
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,288
My driver.
Great house.
273
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,456
Paul Williams?
274
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,125
Paul Williams, right?
275
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,361
He's a pioneer of the
California Regency Movement.
276
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,197
Really great designer.
277
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,898
Designed a lot in the fifties,
278
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,366
which is when it looks
this house is from.
279
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,134
He's black, incidentally,
which doesn't really...
280
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,404
I'm sorry. Do I care about
anything you're saying right now?
281
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,106
Nikki:
No, you don't.
282
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,241
Don't you have somewhere to go?
283
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,777
Yes. He does.
284
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,278
He'll be in the car.
Right, Guy?
285
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,849
Right, of course.
I'll be in the car.
286
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,585
Nikki:
See you in an hour.
287
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,128
(MUSIC PLAYING)
288
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:22,640
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
289
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,113
Fuck this.
290
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,523
(PHONE RINGING)
291
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,425
Anne:
Baby?
292
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,993
So guess what?
293
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,662
I'm not driving pizzas.
294
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,197
What are you driving?
295
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,665
GUY: Hookers.
ANNE: Shut up.
296
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,201
I'm serious.
297
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,670
I picked up this lady
called Nikki Winters.
298
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,239
You're fibbing me.
I fib you not.
299
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,275
You know that's not
her real name, right?
300
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,310
No way.
Oh my, God. What was she like?
301
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,712
Was she hot?
Did she have an amazing body?
302
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,316
Did she look like Julia
Roberts in "Pretty Woman"?
303
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:08,385
No. This was not
a happy hooker.
304
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,054
This lady was mean.
305
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,856
Mean?
Can you blame her?
306
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:16,027
I guess not.
So where is she now?
307
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,862
At some doctor's house.
308
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,498
And you're just like sitting out
in the driveway or something?
309
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,099
No, I left.
310
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,601
What do you mean you left?
311
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,936
You just ditched her?
312
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,472
Babe, this guy,
he totally insulted me.
313
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,307
I told him his house
was a Paul Williams,
314
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,477
and he looked at me
like I was an idiot.
315
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,212
I mean, hello, I have a master's
in architecture from Yale,
316
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,980
I think I know what
I'm talking about.
317
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,916
Guy, what if something
happens to her?
318
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,320
Like what? I don't
know, was he creepy?
319
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,557
He hired a hooker to come to
his mansion in the daytime.
320
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,825
Of course he was creepy.
321
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,259
Plus, he's like a doctor.
322
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,962
They're the worst
kind of psychos.
323
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,464
He's her regular.
I'm sure it's fine.
324
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,434
You don't know that.
You have to go back.
325
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,837
Anne, you're crazy talking.
I'm almost home.
326
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,540
If something happens, you'll
never forgive yourself!
327
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:08,746
Go back now! This is someone's
daughter we're talking about.
328
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,827
Oh! Sorry.
329
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,230
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Okay, I see you.
330
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,901
I got... All right!
One sec.
331
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,003
I just gotta U-turn.
332
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,539
Man in car:
Man, move it!
333
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,441
Man in car:
Jesus!
334
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,013
(PHONE RINGS)
335
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,749
Word up?
336
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,951
Hey, it's Guy.
337
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,118
Yeah, you with Nikki?
338
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,621
She's in a house with a client.
339
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,990
Said she'd be out
twenty minutes ago,
340
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:26,990
but she's not.
341
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,059
Nikki's never late.
342
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,729
Hold on, I'll try her cell.
343
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,568
Zoley:
She's not pickin' up.
344
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,038
Damn, that's all I need
is another Nikki problem.
345
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,973
She's, like, fifty percent
of my business.
346
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,541
I lose her, then I'm out
on the street.
347
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,111
Spoken like a true pimp.
Spoken like a true white boy.
348
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,913
There are no more pimps.
349
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,182
Pimps got killed by Craigslist.
350
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,717
I'm a dispatcher.
351
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,086
I work for Nikki,
not the other way around.
352
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,654
She needs a ride, she calls me.
353
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,258
If you screw this up, then
she's not gonna call me.
354
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,827
Okay, so what do I do?
ZOLEY: Lemme think. Lemme think.
355
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,363
You got a gun?
GUY: What? No.
356
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,365
Why does everyone keep
asking if I have a gun?
357
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,634
Calm down, it's
an honest question.
358
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,970
You know karate?
I am an architect!
359
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,538
ZOLEY: Architects
can know karate.
360
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,941
Well, I don't!
361
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,576
You gonna have to go in, man.
362
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,545
Pretend you're not wearing
a pink shirt and go in!
363
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:35,558
(MUSIC PLAYS)
364
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,993
(GRUNTS)
365
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,561
(GRUNTS)
366
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,934
(GRUNTS)
367
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,821
(SPRAYS)
368
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,624
(COUGHING)
369
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,611
(GRUNTS)
370
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,593
Shit!
371
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,700
(DOOR CREAKS)
372
00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:02,480
Doctor:
That's right.
373
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,648
Go ahead, struggle all you want.
374
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:11,654
(NIKKI GRUNTING)
375
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,324
You're not getting out of this.
376
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,558
You're never
getting out of this.
377
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,998
Helpless right now, huh?
Pretty vulnerable.
378
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,967
(DOCTOR GRUNTING)
Ah, there we go.
379
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,269
That's too tight.
380
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,538
Nikki:
Hmm-mm.
381
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:32,076
Hmm-mm.
382
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,778
Huh?
383
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,212
(SCREAMING)
384
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,981
(GROANING)
385
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,049
Guy:
Oh shit! Oh, Oh!
386
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,652
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
387
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,319
Okay. Here we go.
Here we go.
388
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,622
I'm here. I'm here.
I'm sorry.
389
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,191
What the fuck is wrong with you?
390
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,626
What do you mean?
He was torturing you.
391
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,262
That was role play, you dumbass.
What?
392
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,365
I was teaching him
how to tie bondage knots.
393
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:58,469
He pays extra if I let
him wear the dog mask.
394
00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:01,838
Or at least, he was gonna.
Just untie me, okay?
395
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,473
Uh... Jesus. How?
396
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,509
How do you...
Oh, my God!
397
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,411
Is this guy a fucking
Eagle Scout?
398
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,579
Hold on. I took
sailing camp one summer
399
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,682
and I think this is a...
What do you call this knot?
400
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,416
Are you fucking kidding me?
Sorry.
401
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:14,684
Let me, okay, hold on.
402
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,720
It's like a spaghetti factory.
403
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,189
I don't even know
where to begin.
404
00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,124
Under.
Under what?
405
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,791
Under, over.
Under.
406
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,326
Under, over, yeah.
407
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:24,595
Pretty simple.
Yeah.
408
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:26,262
I think I got it,
I think I got it!
409
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,664
Got it, got it, got
it, got it, got it.
410
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,232
Got it. Is that good?
Is that good?
411
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,902
Okay. Phew!
Yes!
412
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,673
Yeah, that's it.
I knew it!
413
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:37,875
I knew it.
414
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:40,144
Idiot!
Oww!
415
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,345
GUY: Shit!
416
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:44,013
Nikki:
Here, put this in a case.
417
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,953
Jesus! What the hell
is wrong with you people?
418
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,557
Does this go a certain way?
419
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:57,228
Now look, I still
gotta get paid,
420
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,329
but I'm gonna give you
half price.
421
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,931
(GROANS)
422
00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,334
Oh, and good work today.
423
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,035
Oww! Fuck!
424
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:07,805
Guy, come on.
Sorry. Yeah.
425
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:11,741
Got it.
Got it. Got it.
426
00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:14,244
NIKKI: Guy, come on!
Fucking got it!
427
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:15,546
Son of a...
428
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,883
NIKKI: I can't fucking
believe this.
429
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:33,297
(MUSIC PLAYING)
430
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,307
You think this was my fault?
431
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:46,509
Whose fault was it?
You said an hour!
432
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,378
Yeah, well, he was stuck
on the Bachmann hitch.
433
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,846
That's a really hard knot.
434
00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:51,448
The rabbit has to go
around the tree three times
435
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,083
before he goes down the hole.
436
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,118
You know what, if I'm gonna
be late, I usually text
437
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,453
but you said you were
sticking to the driving
438
00:25:57,455 --> 00:25:58,855
and I was handling
the protection,
439
00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:00,457
which there was no need for,
440
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,192
until you decided there was.
441
00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:05,028
I cannot believe that this
is my life right now.
442
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:09,633
We committed a crime, Nikki.
An actual crime.
443
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,902
I broke and entered.
I assaulted.
444
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:15,806
What if he's dead? What if
I just murdered a doctor?
445
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:19,076
Don't flatter yourself. It's
a bump on the head at best.
446
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,778
What if he calls the cops?
447
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:23,747
Trust me, the doc is not gonna
tell anyone about this.
448
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,682
Besides him, I'm the
only one that knows
449
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,085
about your retarded heroics.
450
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,420
Suffice to say,
451
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,820
I'm not payin' your
percentage on that stop.
452
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:33,923
My percentage?
You get 20% of the take.
453
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,643
What "take"?
454
00:26:35,644 --> 00:26:37,361
Everything we make,
you get 20% of.
455
00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,195
How do you not know this?
456
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,798
I don't know, I guess...
457
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:41,865
everything happened so fast,
458
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,666
I forgot to ask about the money.
459
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:46,936
Never forget
to ask about the money.
460
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,605
How much, exactly,
are we talking about?
461
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,775
Saturday night,
a couple of stops...
462
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,376
Plus the two girls
we're picking up
463
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:54,944
for the bachelor party...
464
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:58,615
All in, you could walk away
with a grand, maybe two.
465
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,984
Two... Two thousand... dollars?
466
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,752
$2,000?
467
00:27:02,753 --> 00:27:04,519
Just to be clear, I'm not
doin' you any favors.
468
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,690
You're gonna earn it.
469
00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:13,830
(MUSIC PLAYING)
470
00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:21,805
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
471
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,652
Nikki:
Grab my bag.
472
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,705
Ladies, shake a leg.
473
00:27:38,707 --> 00:27:40,390
Hey, make yourself at home,
why don't you?
474
00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:42,192
I always do.
Where's Jaxi?
475
00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:44,327
Gettin' dolled up.
476
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,461
Who's he?
477
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:48,632
Hi, I'm Guy.
I'm new.
478
00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:51,300
Nick, what the eff?
479
00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:53,770
(DOG WHIMPERING)
480
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,041
Most people do that
in the shower.
481
00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,809
I'm not most people.
482
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,878
This is a huge night. We can't
be breaking in a new dude.
483
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:05,449
Zip it, okay? He's got a sweet ride.
A Volvo.
484
00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:09,987
This him?
NIKKI: Uh-huh.
485
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,655
Hi. I'm Guy.
486
00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:14,057
He don't look like no driver.
487
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:16,559
Look, we have a party
in the penthouse at The Teal.
488
00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:17,760
We need a guy who's on point.
489
00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,064
He's up for it, okay?
490
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:24,367
To prove it, he's gonna
wash the hardware.
491
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,537
(LAUGHING)
492
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,772
NIKKI: Right, Guy?
JAXI: Oh shit!
493
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:32,076
That'll be fun.
They've been cooking.
494
00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:34,644
GUY: Is it... Oh!
JAXI: Scrub-a-dub-dub.
495
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,980
Fallon:
It's leaking. (LAUGHS)
496
00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:40,250
FALLON: Yeah.
GUY: You're kidding, right?
497
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:43,252
The den mother don't kid.
FALLON: No. Go, go!
498
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,654
Get it done, son.
Okay.
499
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,289
Chop, chop.
500
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:48,325
Mine's the purple one.
Have fun.
501
00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,693
It's dirty.
502
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:52,229
("MR. BIG STUFF"
BY JEAN KNIGHT PLAYING)
503
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,265
Oh! Eww!
504
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,034
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
505
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:58,801
Oh God!
506
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:03,440
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
507
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,708
♪ Who do you think
you are? ♪
508
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,944
Eww.
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
509
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:11,181
(GAGGING) ♪ You're never
gonna get my love ♪
510
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:15,586
♪ Now because you wear
all these fancy clothes ♪
511
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,253
♪ Oh yeah ♪
512
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,691
♪ And have a big fine car
oh yes, you do now ♪
513
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,460
♪ Do you think
I can afford ♪
514
00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:25,695
♪ To give you my love ♪
515
00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:27,396
♪ Oh yeah ♪
516
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:30,834
♪ You think you're higher
than every star above ♪
517
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:33,936
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
518
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,806
♪ Who do you think
you are? ♪
519
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:38,842
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
520
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,042
♪ You're never gonna
get my love ♪
521
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,744
Eww. What the...
522
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:44,280
♪ Now I know
all the girls ♪
523
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,817
♪ I've seen you with ♪
(PHONE RINGING)
524
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:50,153
♪ I know you broke
their hearts ♪
525
00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:52,088
GUY: Hon.
Baby, why you call me?
526
00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:53,990
What happened with the
lady and the doctor?
527
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,893
GUY: No, she's... She's fine.
528
00:29:55,894 --> 00:30:00,364
I picked her up and now we're
at this house in the Valley
529
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:01,898
with two other girls...
530
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,268
Wait.
Two other hookers?
531
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,170
Looks that way, yeah.
532
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:09,205
ANNE: So you're
with three hookers now?
533
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,773
Yes.
Uh-huh.
534
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:14,510
It's just you,
and three hookers,
535
00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:16,480
at a house in the Valley?
536
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,017
Uh... yeah,
but I'm about to drive them
537
00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,986
to a party, where there'll
be a bunch of guys.
538
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,856
Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
539
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,357
GUY: What do you want
me to say?
540
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,893
I mean, you're the reason
I'm here at all.
541
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:31,929
Remember,
"somebody's daughter?"
542
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,462
Yeah, well it seems
like everyone's
543
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:34,998
safe and sound now.
544
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,900
A few hours ago, you
wanted me to do anything
545
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:38,234
to keep our insurance!
546
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,903
Yeah, well baby,
a few hours ago,
547
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:41,704
there weren't half a dozen
silicone tits
548
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:43,472
staring you in the face.
549
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:47,211
Yeah, that's not quite what's
staring me in the face right now.
550
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:49,112
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
You still alive in there?
551
00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,747
NIKKI: Hey, you're just
supposed to be washing those.
552
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,115
Don't give yourself CPR.
553
00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,416
We're gonna be tardy
to the party.
554
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,352
Guy:
Okay. All right.
555
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,354
Babe. I have to go,
okay?
556
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,557
I gotta clean the hardware.
557
00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:01,625
I'll talk to you
in a little bit.
558
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,460
I love you, okay? Bye.
559
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:12,869
Hardware?
560
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:16,205
Okay.
Good to go.
561
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,807
You missed a spot.
562
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,777
What, I scrubbed
with antibacterial.
563
00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:24,080
On your face.
564
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,715
Oh, God.
565
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:29,219
Ugh, get it off.
Is there...? Can I...?
566
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,222
Come here. Don't be such a wuss.
It's just lube.
567
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,324
Eww.
568
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,791
Okay, let's go.
569
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,028
Fallon:
Bye, Nicky Hilton.
570
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:41,198
JAXI: I call shotgun. Fallon:
No, bitch, I got shotgun.
571
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200
Bye, Nicky Hilton.
572
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:46,636
(MUSIC PLAYING)
573
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,740
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
574
00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,943
FALLON: Woohoo!
575
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,045
Breath mints, anyone?
576
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,513
JAXI: Nuh-uh,
put that shit away.
577
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,781
What is your problem?
578
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:32,883
I'm not doin' another party
579
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,550
with you about to be
poppin' those.
580
00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:36,118
And why the hell not?
581
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,454
Last time you ate my pussy,
you had one in your mouth,
582
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,589
I was numb for a week.
583
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,058
Numb, but minty fresh.
584
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,361
Bitch. I am always minty fresh.
I'd like you fucking...
585
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:47,698
Hey, our driver doesn't want
to hear your gory details.
586
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,766
Oh, no, don't mind me.
587
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,068
Fallon:
We won't.
588
00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,075
Uh, that's...
589
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:00,576
that's an open container
right there.
590
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:02,078
Yeah, sure is.
591
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,681
How else do you
get the liquid out, huh?
592
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,349
Yeah, well...
593
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,551
I don't really think
that's a good idea
594
00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:09,819
to have in the car.
595
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,123
Right?
I mean, lots of cops.
596
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,325
(FALLON GIGGLING)
What's with this guy?
597
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,994
Tell me he's not for real?
Please tell me.
598
00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,628
I'm sorry, but...
599
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:22,732
do you want us to buckle our seat
belts back here too, grandpa?
600
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:23,834
'Cause we can.
601
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,801
You know what?
Go easy on him.
602
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:29,740
He's sensitive... I mean,
being a gay and all.
603
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,708
Oh, you like boys?
604
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,144
Oh my God, that's so cute!
605
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,979
We never had
a homo driver before.
606
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:39,750
No wonder he took so long
washing the dildos.
607
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,786
Ooh, ain't she got your number!
608
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,421
(LAUGHING)
609
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:47,391
NIKKI: We're open-minded.
JAXI: Yeah, always.
610
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:52,461
("MRS. VAIN"
BY ROSS ROYCE PLAYING)
611
00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:00,369
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
612
00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,570
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
613
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,074
Ah, yeah, my brothers!
614
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:40,744
Da ladies are in da house!
615
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,679
(CHEERS)
616
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,181
Yo, you the pimp?
617
00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:46,416
You don't gotta front, bro.
I know what's up.
618
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,668
You got that gat?
619
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,920
You're the third person to
ask me that tonight and I...
620
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,356
You know what, you don't
wanna know, actually.
621
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,891
Man:
Oh, I bet he knows karate.
622
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:57,927
What's up, bro?
I'm Dan, the Best Man.
623
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,262
Hey, Best Man Dan.
624
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,664
I think we spoke on the phone.
625
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,798
All the stuff in the rider,
is in the room,
626
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,967
including the Tabasco.
627
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,969
Cool, let us get ready.
628
00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:08,737
Hey, boys.
629
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,773
Look, I need these guys to
have the night of their lives,
630
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,443
I mean, I went all out and got
them custom hats and everything.
631
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:17,514
Umm... in terms of extras
after the show,
632
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,748
how does that work?
633
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,451
Uh...
634
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:24,820
Look... You know what?
We can discuss that I'm sure.
635
00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:26,922
Awesome, dude.
Awesome.
636
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,791
Just say the word.
Okay.
637
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:32,795
(CHEERING)
638
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,998
Everyone take your dicks out.
639
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,134
Whoa! Guy?
640
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,737
Guy fucking Carter!
In the flesh.
641
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:44,407
Yah!
What the fuck?
642
00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:46,175
Devon.
Yeah, man.
643
00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:48,811
How long has it been, hustler?
644
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,081
Uh...
I guess Grad school.
645
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,684
Wow! That is like
a lifetime ago.
646
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:58,655
You heard I made partner
647
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,789
at Pivot Point?
648
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,326
No, wow.
You made partner.
649
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:06,829
Wow, that's... Congratulations.
That's amazing.
650
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,565
It's rad.
651
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:12,034
Me, of all people,
designing cell phones.
652
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,503
Here's the secret.
Just keep makin' 'em thinner.
653
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,641
They'll keep makin'
my pockets fatter.
654
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,108
What about you, man?
655
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,277
How's it shakin'
with old Guy Carter?
656
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,813
Oh... you know,
it's good.
657
00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:29,619
Yeah, man.
It's good. I'm solid.
658
00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:33,523
JAXI: Hey, driver.
FALLON: Hey.
659
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,027
NIKKI: Guy, get in here.
Pour yourself a drink.
660
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,561
Sucks when the civilians
spot you.
661
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,530
Jaxi:
That never used to happen.
662
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,398
Now it's like I can't even
go to a grocery store
663
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,266
without some jack-hole
being like,
664
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:45,534
"Weren't you
in such and such?"
665
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,003
Used to be if you took
a really nasty job...
666
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,739
Like when you did
Black Cock Down?
667
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:53,108
FALLON: And you did
Weapons of Ass Destruction?
668
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:54,777
You know, the only way
someone would see it
669
00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:57,079
was if they went to an
equally nasty video store,
670
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,514
paid actual money,
671
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,282
watched it in a VCR, returned it
672
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:01,550
and never gave it
another thought.
673
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,452
Not only is everything
fucking free now,
674
00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:06,155
They watch it over
and over and over.
675
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:08,090
You guys done with the
grass-is-greener shit?
676
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,759
We gotta bring Guy up to speed.
677
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,061
You ready for your fifteen
minutes, Big Daddy?
678
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,398
Uh...
I'm not sure I follow.
679
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,900
They think you're a pimp, right?
680
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:21,438
I thought there were no more
pimps because of Craigslist?
681
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,773
There aren't. But those fools
out there don't know that.
682
00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:25,976
So run with it.
683
00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:27,409
Act like you're Willie Dynamite,
684
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,945
been beating chicks
down for years.
685
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,447
That way they feel sorry
for us and they tip harder.
686
00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:33,882
How many ones you got?
687
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,351
A hundred.
688
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:36,885
Here's what we're gonna do.
689
00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,954
Sell 'em, collect 'em
again, sell 'em again.
690
00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:40,956
If they're not sticky
by night's end,
691
00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:42,759
you didn't turn
'em around enough.
692
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,228
And collect the panties, 'cause they'll
steal 'em and that shit's costly.
693
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:49,532
Amen. The most important
thing, learn your script.
694
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,668
What, I have to read this?
695
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:55,771
NIKKI: You have to perform it.
You're a pimp, remember?
696
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,742
You gotta bring out
that big boss, Mac Daddy,
697
00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,844
fur-coat-wearin'
motherfucker
698
00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,378
that I know is in you.
699
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,880
Jaxi:
Bring it out, boo-boo.
700
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,382
Okay, no.
701
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,583
FALLON: What?
JAXI: No?
702
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,583
GUY: No, no, no, no,
703
00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,251
I...
704
00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:10,253
I can't do this.
705
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,688
Fallon:
Are you kidding?
706
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,456
I can't do this.
707
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,992
There are people
out there that I...
708
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,628
I'm sorry.
709
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,998
I thought I was gonna be
delivering pizzas tonight.
710
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,532
Honestly.
711
00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:25,735
I'm in way over my head here.
712
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,070
I... I...
713
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:31,775
This...
714
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,043
I understand, Guy.
715
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,778
What?
716
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:40,650
You do?
Yeah, 'cause it's...
717
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,619
Thank you.
We get it.
718
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,155
Thank you.
719
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,358
Because this...
is just not me.
720
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,027
But, I'll pay for your cab,
it's only fair.
721
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,596
Nikki:
We got it, Guy.
722
00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:56,599
One thing, though.
You got a long drive.
723
00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,902
Might wanna visit the
little boys room, first.
724
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:02,572
Smart thinking.
725
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,574
I do kind of have to go.
So, excuse me.
726
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,679
Mm mm mm.
727
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:13,215
Who said, "Don't break a guy
in on a Saturday night?"
728
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:14,516
Who said it?
729
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,952
Get your gear on
and shut your faces.
730
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,795
Oh, sorry, it's all yours.
731
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:30,132
I'm not here for the bathroom.
732
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:34,137
So, you goin' home
to your boyfriend?
733
00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,505
Huh?
734
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,606
You're still gay, right?
735
00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:41,911
Oh, yeah.
I'm gay. See?
736
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,880
Pink shirt. I'm gay.
737
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:47,817
So...
738
00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:53,021
you don't like it
when I do this?
739
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:56,126
Um... not really.
740
00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,461
Or this...?
(ZIPPER ZIPS)
741
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,731
No.
742
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,836
Or this?
743
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,038
Umm...
744
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,675
(CAMERA CLICKS)
745
00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:15,445
Homos don't pop boners
when girls touch them.
746
00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:18,014
You know who does?
Husbands.
747
00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:22,184
Look, can I have
my phone, please?
748
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:25,288
Is this your "boyfriend"?
749
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:28,157
That's Anne.
That is my wife.
750
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:31,693
I wonder what Anne
would think of this?
751
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:36,432
Let's see, contacts.
Anne Carter.
752
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,168
"Attaching file"...
753
00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:40,269
Okay, Nikki...
Nikki...
754
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,472
Please... please.
755
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:45,007
She's 37 weeks pregnant.
756
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,643
She's very fragile right now.
757
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:49,512
She will not understand this,
not in a million years.
758
00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,648
I'm sure she wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
759
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,148
I mean, nobody likes a cheater.
760
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:56,920
Okay, please,
Anne will leave me.
761
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,322
She will leave me, okay?
762
00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:03,059
You don't understand
the stress we're under,
763
00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,226
both of us out of work.
764
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,528
Oh, cry me a river, Volvo Guy.
765
00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:07,931
Yeah, things sound
really desperate,
766
00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:10,199
with you turning your back
on an easy grand.
767
00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:13,168
I... I told you,
768
00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:15,472
I can't do this job.
769
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:18,373
It's too much for me.
770
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:21,411
Everything's just...
771
00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:26,382
It's too much for me.
772
00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,784
I got two words for you, mister:
773
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:31,554
Buck the hell up.
774
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,755
Now, I'm gonna
keep hold of this.
775
00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:35,458
And you're gonna learn these...
776
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,992
and get
your non-gay-ass
777
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,295
into that room and you're
gonna do your job.
778
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,697
Okay?
779
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:53,208
He was un-cool with it.
Now he's cool with it.
780
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:56,545
Let's go, let's go.
Lets' go.
781
00:41:56,547 --> 00:42:00,182
(CHANTING) Bring them out!
Bring them out!
782
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,485
Bring them out!
Bring them out!
783
00:42:02,487 --> 00:42:05,822
Bring them out!
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
784
00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:11,193
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
785
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,161
GUY: All right. Shit.
786
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,329
MAN: That shirt is so pink.
787
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:17,065
Hi.
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
788
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,869
Hello. Hi.
Okay, okay.
789
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,338
Sit down.
MAN: Come on, get on with it.
790
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,507
You want me to bring
the ladies out...
791
00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:27,076
we gotta learn
a few basic rules.
792
00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:28,777
(BOOING)
793
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,612
Bullshit!
794
00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:36,585
First and foremost, no kissing
the ladies on the mouth.
795
00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:38,086
They don't like it.
796
00:42:38,088 --> 00:42:40,722
(BOOING)
797
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,724
It's alright, it's...
MAN: Can I kiss you?
798
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:46,295
That's what it says.
Second rule...
799
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:47,697
Man:
Take off your top!
800
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,766
No fingers in any holes.
801
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,702
(BOOING)
802
00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:53,936
That's a deal breaker.
803
00:42:53,938 --> 00:42:57,739
That also goes
for remote controls.
804
00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:02,045
Cheese doodles. Action figures.
Action figures?
805
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,947
MAN: Is my dick
an action figure?
806
00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:08,284
Anything other than a sanctioned
toy goes in the holes,
807
00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,284
show's over.
808
00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:12,422
(BOOING)
809
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,590
One last thing.
810
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,159
You want a hot show,
you're gonna have to tip.
811
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:18,695
Man:
I'll show you my tip.
812
00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:22,331
I'll be selling
ones all night, all right?
813
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,400
So, anyone?
814
00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:28,237
(CHEERS)
815
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,572
Man:
Fuck yeah!
816
00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:31,306
GUY: Put your hands together
817
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,443
for the owner and founder
818
00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:37,012
of "Bad Gurls" party services,
819
00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:38,213
Miss Nikki Winters
820
00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:41,250
and her BFFs Jaxi and Fallon!
821
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:45,922
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
822
00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:47,657
Take it off!
823
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:51,827
Yeah!
824
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:03,139
(LAUGHING)
825
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,942
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
826
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,449
(MEN BOOING)
827
00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:17,920
MAN: Work that!
Shake it out right!
828
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,833
(CHANTING)
829
00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:50,219
Good work, Guy.
You get your phone back.
830
00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:53,356
Thanks.
831
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,759
Jaxi:
You like that, Daddy?
832
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,030
There you go.
Um-hmm. Yeah.
833
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,632
I'll take that.
834
00:45:02,634 --> 00:45:06,768
Hey, bullshit on that shit!
835
00:45:06,771 --> 00:45:09,505
Your chick just
lifted all my ones!
836
00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:12,541
That's fuckin' unacceptable.
837
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,775
That's how you run
your business, bro?
838
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,478
No, no, no!
I'm sorry.
839
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,012
I'll get your ones back.
840
00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:18,914
Watch and learn.
841
00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:21,050
Oh yeah! Oh!
842
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,719
(MEN CHEERING)
843
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:34,329
(MAN CHANTING)
844
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,505
Jaxi:
Make it rain, baby!
845
00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:44,340
Hi, Daddy!
846
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:47,510
(PHONE RINGING)
847
00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:51,581
JAXI: You like that?
Give me more.
848
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,382
Hello?
JAXI: I'll keep giving you more.
849
00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:57,487
Anne. Hold on,
hold on.
850
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,795
Hon. Everything okay?
851
00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:12,201
What? Wait. Now?
852
00:46:12,202 --> 00:46:15,771
That's impossible.
You're still three weeks away.
853
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:21,210
(SMACKING) This is what
marriage is gonna feel like.
854
00:46:21,211 --> 00:46:22,978
(SCREAMING)
855
00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:27,083
Holy Christ. Okay.
Well, uh...
856
00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:30,887
What should we do?
What do you want me to do?
857
00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,358
Okay, I'll be there.
858
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:41,496
(SMACKING)
859
00:46:41,498 --> 00:46:42,831
Ow! Hey, it really hurts.
860
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,034
Nikki:
It's supposed to.
861
00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,702
GUY: Nikki, Nikki, Nikki,
I gotta talk to you.
862
00:46:47,704 --> 00:46:49,137
I'm kinda in the middle
of something.
863
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,608
Guy:
It's an emergency. Please?
864
00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:54,043
Nikki:
Go to town.
865
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,711
Man:
His ass is bleeding, dude!
866
00:46:56,713 --> 00:46:58,713
It actually really hurts.
867
00:46:58,715 --> 00:47:00,650
Nikki:
What's the problem?
868
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,117
I gotta go.
869
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:03,820
Haven't we been through
this already tonight?
870
00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:06,588
This is different.
I'm having a family crisis.
871
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:09,257
Yeah, well, You leave, I'm
having a financial crisis, okay?
872
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,293
Party games are up next. You
really wanna miss all the fun?
873
00:47:11,295 --> 00:47:13,762
No, no, but... Yeah, we're gonna
put licorice up our pussies,
874
00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:14,963
and they're gonna eat it out.
875
00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:16,498
Then we pour tequila shots
in our pussies
876
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:17,900
and they drink it out.
877
00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:19,635
Oh, then we put whipped cream
in our pussies
878
00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:21,036
and they lick...
879
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:22,771
I get it, I get it.
Lots of stuff going into the...
880
00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,173
FALLON: That's what we do.
GUY: Pussies.
881
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:26,842
Yeah, I need you here
to cut the deals,
882
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:27,909
keep the supplies coming
883
00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:29,378
tequila, candy, whipped cream...
884
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,547
Nikki, my wife just called.
885
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,650
She's having the baby.
886
00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:37,320
Are you fucking with me?
887
00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:38,621
I wish I were.
888
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:40,922
Fine.
Go have your damn infant.
889
00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:42,858
Just don't expect to get paid.
890
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:43,860
JAXI: 'Cause you didn't do shit!
891
00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:46,628
I don't.
It's... I don't.
892
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,931
Bye, loser.
893
00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:52,034
Jaxi:
I thought he was gay.
894
00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:12,320
(TIRES SCREECHING)
895
00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:18,594
Sorry.
896
00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:22,264
Hi. Maternity?
897
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,402
Sorry.
898
00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:30,172
Hi. What's happening?
899
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,007
Baby, this is Doctor Siegel.
900
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,608
This is my husband, Guy.
901
00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,978
Hi. Is it coming out?
902
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:38,614
Uh... It is,
but not today.
903
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:41,182
He says I'm not even dilated.
904
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:43,184
But okay...
What about the pain?
905
00:48:43,186 --> 00:48:45,820
Well, your wife was
experiencing false labor.
906
00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:48,257
Which is not uncommon
during the first pregnancy.
907
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,759
Could be brought on
by anything really.
908
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,460
Dehydration, stress...
909
00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:54,664
We started a saline drip just
to kind of settle things down.
910
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,666
I'm already feeling better.
911
00:48:56,668 --> 00:48:59,235
Oh, thank God.
912
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:05,775
Oh, thank God.
I cannot have this kid yet.
913
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:08,043
Well, she is coming out
sooner or later.
914
00:49:08,045 --> 00:49:09,878
I'm gonna go make a note
in your chart.
915
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,646
I'll be back in a bit
to take that drip out.
916
00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:13,682
Anne:
Thank you.
917
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:19,054
You know, it really hurts
my feelings
918
00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:20,989
when you say things like that.
919
00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:22,358
Oh.
920
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,894
I don't mean to upset you.
I'm just...
921
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:27,195
I'm just being honest.
922
00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:29,065
I'm not ready.
923
00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:32,934
What if I just suck
at being a dad? Really.
924
00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:35,871
What if I'm a bad provider,
925
00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:38,206
financially and emotionally?
926
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,875
I mean, think about it, Annie.
927
00:49:39,876 --> 00:49:42,945
We are bringing an actual human,
928
00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:46,514
a real human life
into this world.
929
00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:48,416
She's gonna be a person.
930
00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:52,288
And everything that
she is and is going to be
931
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:54,039
depends upon us.
932
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,791
What made us think
we could do that?
933
00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:58,626
What if we're not up to the job?
934
00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:02,197
I just spent two hours
with three women whose parents
935
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,967
clearly did something wrong
because there's no way
936
00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:07,068
a well-adjusted person
937
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:09,070
would stick licorice rope
up their-
938
00:50:09,072 --> 00:50:11,340
Licorice rope?
I love Licorice rope.
939
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:15,911
Yeah, me too. I was just
saying how I wish I had some.
940
00:50:15,913 --> 00:50:18,347
Can't help ya there,
but you're lucky
941
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,048
you got a doctor
with a sweet tooth.
942
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:22,418
Would you care
for a Fruit Burst?
943
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,586
No, thank you.
944
00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:27,757
Baby, what if you're right?
945
00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:29,958
What if she hates us?
946
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,293
Why wouldn't she?
I hate my parents.
947
00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:34,163
You do not hate your parents.
948
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:37,833
Well, I do. I mean, I don't
totally love my parents.
949
00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:40,635
I wouldn't choose
to hang out with them.
950
00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:42,003
What if she feels about me
951
00:50:42,005 --> 00:50:44,340
the way that I feel
about my mom?
952
00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:46,041
Oh, my God.
953
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,043
I'd kill myself.
954
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,045
Sign here, and here...
955
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,947
Pay that much now,
956
00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,583
and then mail this form
into the insurance
957
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:56,152
to get your reimbursement.
958
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:59,188
If we still have
insurance by then.
959
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,456
Man.
960
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:04,427
That's about how much
Nikki said I'd make tonight.
961
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:06,228
What, the hookers?
962
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:10,199
Yeah, there was a lotta money
flying around.
963
00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:14,903
But I'm done.
Thank you.
964
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,907
Come on. Let's get you
home and into bed.
965
00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:20,108
You should probably
come with me.
966
00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:23,012
No, I don't want to leave my car here.
I'll drive.
967
00:51:23,014 --> 00:51:24,012
Are you sure?
I'll meet you there.
968
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,681
You sure? You sure?
969
00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:26,748
I love you.
I love you.
970
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,385
All right,
I'll meet you at home.
971
00:51:34,391 --> 00:51:36,925
Ma'am, is there a water
fountain around here?
972
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,626
Right around the corner
to the right.
973
00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:40,329
Thank you.
974
00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:43,699
(CREAKING)
975
00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,378
You?
976
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,615
You.
977
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:05,588
(GRUNTING)
978
00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:15,197
ORDERLY: Doctor?
Doctor Kurtz?
979
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:16,297
Yes.
980
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,867
Is he...?
Is that a patient?
981
00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:22,771
Hey... Code Grey!
Code Grey!
982
00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:24,806
Oh shit.
983
00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:27,543
(CHATTERING ON PA SYSTEM)
984
00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:31,880
WOMAN ON PA SYSTEM: Dr. Grey, Dr.
Grey. North wing.
985
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:35,451
Dr. Grey, Dr. Grey.
North wing.
986
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,768
(DOOR CREAKS)
987
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:14,389
GUY: Oh jeez!
KURTZ: Shh.
988
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:17,960
I just filled this syringe
989
00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:19,862
with 1.1 milliliters
of Anectine.
990
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:23,065
Enough to paralyze you
for several hours.
991
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:26,534
It's a very disagreeable
experience.
992
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:30,405
Whatta you say
we go look up Nikki, huh?
993
00:53:30,407 --> 00:53:31,873
Okay.
994
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,342
Come on.
995
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:37,278
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
996
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:40,815
What are you planning
on doing to her?
997
00:53:42,519 --> 00:53:44,552
I don't know yet.
998
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,556
You're really starting to sound like
a creepy doctor, you know that?
999
00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:51,594
Yeah. You know what?
Just keep driving.
1000
00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:53,963
What happened wasn't her fault.
1001
00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,697
It was mine.
1002
00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:58,333
I'm new to this. I thought
she was being tortured.
1003
00:53:58,335 --> 00:53:59,768
I pay extra for that.
1004
00:53:59,769 --> 00:54:01,336
I know that now,
1005
00:54:01,338 --> 00:54:03,304
but I think you can appreciate
the misunderstanding.
1006
00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:06,875
I mean, If you heard what I heard...
it sounded pretty extreme.
1007
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,512
Obviously, you have issues.
1008
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:12,748
Maybe you should
consider therapy?
1009
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,583
Or you might want to rethink
the missionary position.
1010
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,018
It still works.
1011
00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:19,188
Rather well,
as a matter of fact.
1012
00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:21,789
And it leaves s lot
less room for confusion.
1013
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,858
Shut the fuck up.
1014
00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:29,030
I don't think you realize
how lucky you are.
1015
00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:30,465
You're a doctor.
1016
00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:32,934
You're getting to do,
what I imagine,
1017
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:33,936
you've always wanted to do...
1018
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,237
And getting paid for it.
1019
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:36,672
Do you know how rare that is?
1020
00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:38,239
Most people work
their whole lives
1021
00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:39,907
and never get that chance.
1022
00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:41,277
You go in there
half-cocked,
1023
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,911
you're throwing it all away.
1024
00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,947
Your medical license?
Gone.
1025
00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,981
And for what?
1026
00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:50,619
(CHANTING)
Go! Go! Go!
1027
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:53,521
Another thing, doctor,
I Googled your house.
1028
00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,623
It is a Paul Williams.
1029
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:59,427
Preservation boards
go crazy for him
1030
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,496
because he was black, working
in an all-white hierarchy.
1031
00:55:01,498 --> 00:55:03,565
GUY: You could get
landmark status.
1032
00:55:03,567 --> 00:55:05,333
Are you fucking kidding me?
1033
00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:08,003
Guy:
Nikki. Shit.
1034
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,105
GUY: Nikki, don't move.
1035
00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:12,840
Doctor, please don't.
1036
00:55:12,842 --> 00:55:16,411
Listen to me, think about it.
Think about all of it.
1037
00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:17,813
You get landmark status.
1038
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:23,018
Which, on your house,
means no property taxes!
1039
00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,186
That's huge cash savings.
1040
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:28,456
(ALL GROANING)
1041
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:31,059
(GROANS)
1042
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,463
Holy shit!
1043
00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:36,498
Why the fuck did
you bring him here?
1044
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,766
What? I...
1045
00:55:38,768 --> 00:55:40,202
Did you not just see...?
1046
00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,137
He kidnapped me!
1047
00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:46,675
Dr. fucking Strangelove
works at our hospital.
1048
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,510
He was hell bent on getting
revenge or something.
1049
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:51,213
NIKKI: I guess he's
shit outta luck.
1050
00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:53,047
Guy:
Yeah, it looks that way.
1051
00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:55,184
I hope to fuck he's not dead.
1052
00:55:55,186 --> 00:55:57,920
No, he's just paralyzed
for a couple of hours.
1053
00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:00,989
It's a...
1054
00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:03,458
Thing. It's a neck...
Whatever.
1055
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:06,161
Awesome. So what's
the deal with your baby?
1056
00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,197
False alarm.
1057
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,733
Well, since you're here,
want your old job back?
1058
00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:19,608
Come on, doc.
I got you.
1059
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:24,179
Look what the cat dragged in.
1060
00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,648
Hey! Now the party's
gonna get really crazy!
1061
00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:30,052
Pull up a bottle, "driver."
We're in the home stretch.
1062
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:34,590
Hey, can you
hook that for me, Love?
1063
00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:37,025
Oh, yeah.
1064
00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:39,460
That's not one of the
regular Kiss guys, is it?
1065
00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:42,331
No, it's Eric Carr.
He's the best.
1066
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,465
He replaced Peter Criss
on the drums.
1067
00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:47,101
GUY: Good to know.
Yeah, he's a fox.
1068
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:49,538
How can you tell? He's got
paint all over his face.
1069
00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:51,239
No, I mean, literally.
1070
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,909
He's a fox, like,
that's his character.
1071
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,411
Her mom slept with him once.
1072
00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,346
That's Fallon's
big claim to fame,
1073
00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:59,748
she could have been
the Kiss drummer's daughter.
1074
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,085
NIKKI: Okay, this is it.
The big finale.
1075
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:06,789
We're lookin' to get five bills.
It's up to you.
1076
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:10,992
At this point, there's pretty
much nothing that'll shock me.
1077
00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:12,795
Except this.
1078
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:16,697
We're looking to get every
single mother fuckin' dollar.
1079
00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:19,835
FALLON: Yeah.
Work it down to the bone.
1080
00:57:19,836 --> 00:57:21,637
(SHOUTING)
1081
00:57:21,639 --> 00:57:23,539
I'm ticklish.
Balls out.
1082
00:57:24,407 --> 00:57:25,940
Man:
This guy?
1083
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,309
All right, everybody.
1084
00:57:28,311 --> 00:57:30,077
Guy:
Alright, alright.
1085
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:32,648
(CROWD JEERING)
1086
00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:36,418
Listen, this is the moment
you've all been waiting for.
1087
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,454
(CROWD CHEERING)
1088
00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:44,025
It's time
for the girl-on-girl...
1089
00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:48,262
on-girl sex show.
1090
00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:49,398
Now, now listen,
1091
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:53,668
this is one hot, sick show.
1092
00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:57,539
Everything you see is real.
1093
00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,409
I'm serious. Everything.
One hundred percent.
1094
00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:02,710
None of it is fake.
Listen, listen...
1095
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:05,581
(CROWD SHOUTING)
1096
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:08,516
All right, all right.
Stop it!
1097
00:58:08,518 --> 00:58:10,751
GUY: You want proof?
MAN: Bullshit!
1098
00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:14,523
Our girl Fallon,
she's gonna prove it.
1099
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:18,427
There's no way to fake
what she's about to do.
1100
00:58:18,429 --> 00:58:21,762
Guy:
Okay, it is the real deal.
1101
00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:25,132
Now I don't wanna ruin
the surprise
1102
00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:27,668
but suffice to say,
1103
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:30,739
you might not
wanna sit too close.
1104
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:34,576
(CROWD GASPS)
1105
00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:36,978
I need to see the money.
Help me out.
1106
00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,581
'Cause I can't... We can't go
forward without the money!
1107
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:42,117
So what do you say?
How about some money?
1108
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:46,420
(CROWD CHEERING)
1109
00:58:46,422 --> 00:58:47,956
You guys are very smart.
1110
00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,458
'Cause you just bought
yourself a memory
1111
00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:53,795
that you will
never ever forget. Boom.
1112
00:58:53,797 --> 00:58:56,164
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1113
00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,367
(CHEERING)
1114
00:58:58,369 --> 00:59:00,668
What I tell you?
1115
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:04,739
Woo!
1116
01:00:05,869 --> 01:00:08,704
(PHONE RINGING)
1117
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,344
ANNE: Where'd you go? I thought
you were right behind me?
1118
01:00:15,346 --> 01:00:17,813
GUY: I got sidelined.
ANNE: By what?
1119
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:19,780
It's a long story,
try not to be mad,
1120
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:22,650
but, I'm back at the hotel.
1121
01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:24,753
Now you've got me
thinking about this baby.
1122
01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:27,588
What if I hate her?
What if she's ugly?
1123
01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:30,257
What if she has one of those
giant raspberry birthmarks
1124
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,027
on her face and I can't
bond with her
1125
01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:33,795
because I can't
even look at her?
1126
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,429
What if I hate her
because she's beautiful,
1127
01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:37,565
more beautiful than I am?
1128
01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:40,001
And I get super jealous
of her and resentful
1129
01:00:40,003 --> 01:00:42,471
and competitive because
she has six pack abs...
1130
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:43,972
Nikki:
Guy, come on.
1131
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,773
While I bust my ass
at CrossFit every week
1132
01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:47,842
and still have this weird
an inner tube around my waist?
1133
01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:52,313
Oh, my God, Guy, I feel the
postpartum already setting in.
1134
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,081
Does California have a law
1135
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,684
where you can drop off
a baby at a fire station...
1136
01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:58,820
Babe, babe, babe, babe.
You're spinning.
1137
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,489
I know! That's why I need
you to come home right now!
1138
01:01:01,492 --> 01:01:04,760
The party isn't over yet.
1139
01:01:04,762 --> 01:01:07,228
We need to clean up
and get these girls home.
1140
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,264
Look, just try to relax.
1141
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:14,001
Try to lay down. Lay down and
make some chamomile tea.
1142
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,170
GUY: Just calm...
1143
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,005
ANNE: I can't calm down!
1144
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,074
You know why, because
I don't have a "me"
1145
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,643
to calm me down
like I do for you!
1146
01:01:21,644 --> 01:01:23,711
The one time I need a "me,"
1147
01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:24,980
you're not here!
(PHONE CLICKS)
1148
01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:27,815
(FALLON MOANING)
Babe? Babe?
1149
01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:32,920
(MOANING)
1150
01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:41,396
(MOANING CONTINUES)
1151
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:45,766
Fallon:
Oh, yeah!
1152
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,769
(CROWD CHANTING)
Go! Go! Go!
1153
01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:56,143
Crowd:
Oh!
1154
01:01:57,246 --> 01:01:59,981
Oh, my God!
That's so wrong!
1155
01:02:05,556 --> 01:02:09,090
(MEN CHATTERING)
1156
01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:13,128
Go clean yourself up.
1157
01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:14,795
What is that stuff?
1158
01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:17,766
Nobody knows.
But you should clean it off.
1159
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,335
(CHUCKLES)
1160
01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:23,237
I think I'm in love.
1161
01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:39,353
Oh, shit.
1162
01:02:53,469 --> 01:02:55,237
We got robbed.
1163
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,271
Robbed?
1164
01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:58,405
As in, someone came in here
1165
01:02:58,407 --> 01:03:00,208
and snaked all our cash.
1166
01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,842
Wait, are you sure?
1167
01:03:01,844 --> 01:03:05,413
This was full.
Now it's not.
1168
01:03:05,414 --> 01:03:06,981
Who would do something
like that?
1169
01:03:06,983 --> 01:03:09,184
One of those
limp dick fuck boys.
1170
01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:10,851
You killed yourselves
for that money!
1171
01:03:10,853 --> 01:03:13,288
I wouldn't go
that far, but, yeah,
1172
01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:14,623
it took some effort.
1173
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,391
Hold on, wait.
1174
01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:20,061
Maybe... Maybe... Maybe it like
just fell out or something.
1175
01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:22,681
It didn't.
1176
01:03:22,681 --> 01:03:25,300
Well, we should at least have look
around for it, don't you think?
1177
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:29,704
I agree.
Let's look for it.
1178
01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:33,574
FALLON: Mother fuckers! Jaxi: Yeah,
somebody's about to get fucked up.
1179
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,643
It's not under here.
1180
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:37,278
Wait! Ladies.
1181
01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:43,751
Hey, party's goin' great, man.
1182
01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:45,686
That show was a mind fuck.
Yeah, sure was.
1183
01:03:45,688 --> 01:03:48,690
We gotta talk about that thing we
were talkin' about. The extras?
1184
01:03:48,692 --> 01:03:51,159
Yeah, that's not
happening right now.
1185
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,561
What the fuck?
1186
01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:53,894
You said we'd get extras.
1187
01:03:53,896 --> 01:03:55,362
You gave me your word.
1188
01:03:55,364 --> 01:03:57,498
We got robbed, motherfucker.
1189
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,668
Either you make up
the difference
1190
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,635
or we don't let
anyone outta here.
1191
01:04:01,637 --> 01:04:02,871
You're high.
1192
01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:04,306
None of these guys
would rob you.
1193
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:05,806
They're all agents.
1194
01:04:05,809 --> 01:04:08,275
Suit yourselves.
1195
01:04:08,277 --> 01:04:10,811
Ladies, lock the doors.
1196
01:04:10,813 --> 01:04:13,581
This is ridiculous.
I'm calling security.
1197
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:14,748
No, you ain't.
1198
01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,550
Uh-oh.
Shit just got real.
1199
01:04:16,552 --> 01:04:18,753
Wha... Nikki, whoa.
Nikki...
1200
01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,487
you never mentioned guns.
1201
01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:22,324
I thought we were gonna talk.
1202
01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:23,925
We are gonna talk.
1203
01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,726
This helps them listen.
1204
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:28,963
Okay, people.
We got a situation here.
1205
01:04:28,965 --> 01:04:31,800
One of you boners
stole my money.
1206
01:04:31,802 --> 01:04:34,635
Nobody is leaving
this fucking hotel
1207
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:36,137
until I get it back.
1208
01:04:36,139 --> 01:04:40,442
I want all of you cunts
on the carpet.
1209
01:04:40,443 --> 01:04:42,110
Now!
1210
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:46,146
JAXI: Yeah, who's taking
their dicks out now, bitch?
1211
01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:48,148
He gets a pass.
1212
01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:51,119
You can take whatever I got.
1213
01:04:51,121 --> 01:04:52,786
Take my wallet.
Take anything.
1214
01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:55,856
I don't want your wallet, prick.
I want my money.
1215
01:04:55,858 --> 01:04:57,259
The money I earned.
1216
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:58,893
Fallon:
Yeah, the money we earned.
1217
01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:00,728
Nikki:
Guy, check 'em.
1218
01:05:00,731 --> 01:05:02,496
Check 'em.
1219
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,766
Aren't you two cozy.
1220
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:06,918
Fucking guys spooning.
1221
01:05:06,918 --> 01:05:09,068
JAXI: This one's clean.
FALLON: This guy's clean.
1222
01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:14,842
Clean. Move!
1223
01:05:14,844 --> 01:05:18,646
GUY: Clean here.
FALLON: Ooh, library card.
1224
01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,882
GUY: Clean.
FALLON: Munch some carpet!
1225
01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,684
I touched his penis.
Sorry. Clean.
1226
01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:26,121
JAXI: Clean.
NIKKI: Check his pants.
1227
01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:29,123
Help!
Congratulations, dude.
1228
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:31,293
MAN: Thank you.
GUY: Sorry. Clean.
1229
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,061
What about him?
1230
01:05:33,063 --> 01:05:34,795
Hey, you don't
have to worry about me.
1231
01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:36,630
I mean, you know I'm cool.
1232
01:05:36,632 --> 01:05:39,434
JAXI: Clean.
FALLON: Clean.
1233
01:05:46,043 --> 01:05:48,610
Hey, man.
I got laid off six months ago.
1234
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:51,346
I had to do it.
I'll split it with you.
1235
01:05:51,347 --> 01:05:53,815
NIKKI: I know one of you
boners stole this shit!
1236
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,985
Come on, man, help out a bro.
1237
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:11,199
It's this one.
(ROARS)
1238
01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,833
You dick!
1239
01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:15,536
We got a runner!
Get him!
1240
01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:17,137
(SCREECHES)
1241
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,978
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1242
01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:26,481
Fallon:
Go! Go! Go!
1243
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,750
Move your ass, Guy.
1244
01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:30,552
Jaxi:
Elevator's not coming, bitch!
1245
01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:33,021
Fallon:
Get over here, fucker!
1246
01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:37,057
Stop right there!
1247
01:06:37,059 --> 01:06:38,492
Jaxi:
Please jump.
1248
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:39,793
Hey...
1249
01:06:39,795 --> 01:06:41,061
Make my fucking night.
1250
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,831
Oh, I was just messin'
with you guys.
1251
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:45,233
I was totally
gonna give it back.
1252
01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,469
You idiot.
1253
01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,409
It's right here.
Every cent.
1254
01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:55,744
Frisk his ass.
1255
01:06:55,746 --> 01:06:57,778
That's just...
Hey.
1256
01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:59,780
Homeboy is doughy as fuck.
1257
01:06:59,782 --> 01:07:01,750
Look here.
I forgot about that. Sorry.
1258
01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:05,920
Okay, I told you,
I was gonna give it back.
1259
01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:07,155
I was just bustin' your balls.
1260
01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:09,257
Turn around
and get on your knees.
1261
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,393
What?
On your knees, fuck-tard!
1262
01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,262
Jaxi:
You like to play games, right?
1263
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,630
What're you gonna do, Guy?
Someone's about to get fucked up.
1264
01:07:16,632 --> 01:07:18,766
Guy, buddy, please, please,
don't let them hurt me, please.
1265
01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:20,168
I'm so sorry!
1266
01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:24,139
I'm so, so, so, so sorry!
Please...
1267
01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:25,806
GUY: Nikki, Nikki...
Hey, listen.
1268
01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:28,175
Ladies...
piss on this fucker.
1269
01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:30,277
DEVON: What?
FALLON: Hell yeah!
1270
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,447
Nikki, hold on,
that's just plain gross.
1271
01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:37,085
You cannot pee-pee on me!
Guy, don't let them do this!
1272
01:07:37,086 --> 01:07:39,420
Honey, my bladder's about to burst.
(ZIPPER SCRATCHES)
1273
01:07:39,422 --> 01:07:41,155
NIKKI: Do you wanna
go first, or should I?
1274
01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:42,923
You filthy bitches!
1275
01:07:42,925 --> 01:07:46,360
No, don't don't don't!
Seriously, stop. Don't...
1276
01:07:46,362 --> 01:07:48,063
Yeah, pee on him.
1277
01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,632
Devon:
Oh God, stop. No!
1278
01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:52,400
Nikki:
Rainbow kiss!
1279
01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:58,206
(DEVON GROANING)
1280
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,108
Devon:
It's in my mouth!
1281
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:02,409
Fallon, what the fuck
are you doing?
1282
01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:03,577
You said pee on him.
1283
01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:05,579
He's blindfolded.
1284
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:07,648
He can't tell the difference!
1285
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:09,050
Well, I really had to go.
1286
01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:12,286
Devon:
You nasty, filthy bitches!
1287
01:08:12,289 --> 01:08:16,390
Wait. Why does she get
to pee on him and I don't?
1288
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,760
FALLON: Give it back to me,
motherfucker!
1289
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:19,961
Jaxi:
Bitch!
1290
01:08:19,962 --> 01:08:21,829
Jaxi:
Smells like asparagus.
1291
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,300
Hey, man.
1292
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:30,505
Good thing she didn't
have to poop, huh?
1293
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,309
What?
1294
01:08:35,078 --> 01:08:37,811
(SIRENS WHIRR)
1295
01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:53,494
Having fun yet?
1296
01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:58,699
Is this what every
Saturday night is like?
1297
01:08:58,702 --> 01:09:00,902
Pretty much.
1298
01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,804
How do you survive?
1299
01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:07,175
Smooth jazz helps.
1300
01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:11,945
I think I might need
something stronger.
1301
01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:14,381
Smooth metal.
1302
01:09:15,217 --> 01:09:17,952
Why are you such a stress case?
1303
01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:21,322
Oh, I don't know.
1304
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,158
Because I'm about to have a kid.
1305
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,560
I don't have a career.
1306
01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:28,095
Your kid doesn't
need you to have a career.
1307
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:30,597
Really?
What does she need?
1308
01:09:32,002 --> 01:09:35,802
For you to basically do what
you've been doing tonight with us.
1309
01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:40,207
(CHUCKLES) Okay, I think you and I
have very different philosophies
1310
01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:42,810
on how to raise kids.
1311
01:09:42,811 --> 01:09:44,212
I don't know.
1312
01:09:44,213 --> 01:09:47,582
No, I think it boils down
to a ride and protection.
1313
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:49,917
Sure you can throw in
washing their stuff
1314
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,152
and picking up after them,
1315
01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:53,555
which, incidentally,
you also did tonight.
1316
01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:56,957
But mostly,
1317
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,527
kids just need a ride
and protection.
1318
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:02,630
It doesn't matter if you drive
a Porsche or a Pontiac.
1319
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:05,899
As long as the kid knows that
you're gonna be there on time
1320
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,202
and they're gonna be safe,
1321
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:08,869
it's a job done.
1322
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,908
We both know you can do that.
1323
01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:18,712
You can do that like a champ.
1324
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,847
Now, look...
1325
01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,850
Now before we clear out
of the room,
1326
01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:25,552
do an idiot check.
Come on.
1327
01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:42,302
Hey, ladies, hold up.
1328
01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:46,407
I've got something of yours.
1329
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:48,576
Oh my God,
these are my favorites.
1330
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,811
Someone was supposed
to collect all the panties.
1331
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:53,247
Man:
They were under the couch.
1332
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:57,150
I'm just glad I was able
to get 'em back to you.
1333
01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:58,920
Well, thanks.
1334
01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:04,826
MAN: It really was
a dynamite show.
1335
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,094
I'd also like to say
1336
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,997
I'm sorry for what
happened back there.
1337
01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:10,131
Some guys...
1338
01:11:10,132 --> 01:11:11,231
they just don't say a lot
1339
01:11:11,234 --> 01:11:14,034
for the male gender,
now do they?
1340
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:16,136
Yeah, well, if it wasn't
for the male gender,
1341
01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:18,171
we wouldn't have jobs.
1342
01:11:18,173 --> 01:11:21,275
True, which leads me
to my next point.
1343
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:22,909
Now, I know you said
you guys were done...
1344
01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,545
Here we go.
1345
01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:26,346
Dude, go home.
1346
01:11:26,349 --> 01:11:28,615
Bust a load off in your sink.
1347
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:32,020
I got two hundies burnin'
a hole in my pocket.
1348
01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,887
My truck is right in the corner,
1349
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:37,057
so, what do ya say?
1350
01:11:42,931 --> 01:11:45,233
What the hell.
Awesome.
1351
01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:49,069
This will just take
a few seconds, no offense.
1352
01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:50,371
Come on.
1353
01:11:50,372 --> 01:11:52,739
Some taken.
But... yeah. Shall we?
1354
01:11:56,046 --> 01:11:59,146
My cousin made over a million
bucks selling vitamins.
1355
01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:00,547
Fallon:
Maybe coke vitamins.
1356
01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:03,051
No, bitch.
Real fucking vitamins.
1357
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,551
Nu-uh.
Yeah-huh.
1358
01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,854
FALLON: Okay, that was
so black-ish of you.
1359
01:12:06,855 --> 01:12:09,489
JAXI: Bitch, I am black. Stop fucking
playing with me like that, Fallon.
1360
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:14,395
So is she gonna go all the way
with that guy, right over there?
1361
01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:16,764
Jaxi:
What're you, 12?
1362
01:12:16,765 --> 01:12:17,899
I'm just sayin'.
1363
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:20,201
Oh, he's worried.
1364
01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,903
You worried about her, pops?
1365
01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:25,972
Well, when you actually think
about it, it is worrisome.
1366
01:12:25,975 --> 01:12:28,208
JAXI: Okay, here's
what they don't teach you
1367
01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:29,944
when you buy a ticket
at the door.
1368
01:12:29,945 --> 01:12:31,445
Pros, do the absolute minimum.
1369
01:12:31,448 --> 01:12:33,980
That means, we dance
a little, talk dirty...
1370
01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:36,451
Finger ourselves.
Maybe a hand job.
1371
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:39,654
If he can get it up, which,
more than likely, he can't.
1372
01:12:39,655 --> 01:12:42,957
Exactly. These guys are so
full of vodka and whatnot,
1373
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,992
it's mostly babysitting.
1374
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,095
That's why they call it a trick.
1375
01:12:47,096 --> 01:12:50,331
Professionals, rarely, if ever,
1376
01:12:50,332 --> 01:12:52,166
give up the cookie.
1377
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:55,203
No fucking way. Oh, my God, this
cannot be fucking happening.
1378
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,838
WHAT'S NOT HAPPENING? FALLON: The guy
from the party. He's busting Nikki!
1379
01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:00,108
He's a fucking cop,
we gotta get out of here.
1380
01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:01,309
Yeah, yeah.
Guy, drive!
1381
01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:02,676
What about Nikki?
1382
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,145
Nikki's going to jail right now,
1383
01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:05,712
which is not where we're goin',
1384
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,981
so you need to drive
this fucking car
1385
01:13:07,984 --> 01:13:09,417
before I do it for you.
1386
01:13:09,418 --> 01:13:11,551
We can't leave.
What 'cause of Nikki?
1387
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:15,021
Fucking drive the car!
Back the fuck up!
1388
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:17,457
Fallon:
Let's go!
1389
01:13:19,328 --> 01:13:22,029
JAXI: What the fuck?
FALLON: What're you doin'?
1390
01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:23,730
Fallon:
Come on, dude.
1391
01:13:23,731 --> 01:13:25,431
JAXI: What the fuck?
FALLON: Why are you stopping?
1392
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,167
JAXI: What are you doing?
FALLON: Keep going!
1393
01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:29,203
JAXI: Drive forward!
What the fuck?
1394
01:13:29,204 --> 01:13:31,506
Fallon:
Press the fucking pedal!
1395
01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:35,475
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1396
01:13:35,478 --> 01:13:37,845
Man:
Whoa, hey!
1397
01:13:37,846 --> 01:13:38,945
Go! Go! Go!
1398
01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,247
(SCREAMS)
1399
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,850
Hey!
1400
01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:45,720
(SCREAMING)
1401
01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:50,390
Fuck!
You did not just do that!
1402
01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:52,193
What the fuck, Tokyo Drift?
1403
01:13:52,194 --> 01:13:53,761
I don't see 'em in the back.
1404
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:56,229
JAXI: That's because
there's nobody behind us.
1405
01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:58,765
Tokyo Drift, you did it!
1406
01:13:59,735 --> 01:14:02,302
(CRASHES)
1407
01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:05,172
(ALL GROANING)
1408
01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:08,109
Oh, fuck!
1409
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:10,043
Ah...
Is everyone okay?
1410
01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,279
Not really.
1411
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,846
What happened?
1412
01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:14,314
We're fucked.
1413
01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:16,417
FALLON: Oh my God, you guys,
jail fucking sucks.
1414
01:14:16,418 --> 01:14:19,753
JAXI: But on a Saturday night,
jail sucks donkey dick.
1415
01:14:19,756 --> 01:14:23,056
Hold on. Stop it.
No one's going to jail.
1416
01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:25,426
Guy.
Unless you can fly...
1417
01:14:25,427 --> 01:14:28,229
Come on, come on.
Let's go!
1418
01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:31,064
(SIREN WHIRRS)
1419
01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:34,534
All right.
Guys, come on.
1420
01:14:34,537 --> 01:14:36,237
Nikki:
Even if you leave the car,
1421
01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:37,637
they're still gonna
arrest you at home.
1422
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,106
But they're not gonna arrest you.
Come on!
1423
01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:43,144
Jaxi:
Down the alley. Go!
1424
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:53,220
OFFICER: Adam 12 to dispatch of the
29th alleyway of 3rd and 4th...
1425
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,889
we're requesting
additional units, over.
1426
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,423
OFFICER 2: Let's head
'em off at Temple.
1427
01:14:56,426 --> 01:14:58,525
Let's move, let's move
1428
01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:04,064
(SIREN WHIRRS)
1429
01:15:10,038 --> 01:15:13,940
JAXI: Come on!
Hey, wait for the white people!
1430
01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:19,079
Jaxi:
Oh, watch out for that.
1431
01:15:22,284 --> 01:15:24,051
Hey, hey, hey!
1432
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,742
(SIREN WHIRRS)
1433
01:15:55,150 --> 01:15:56,617
Nikki:
We lost them.
1434
01:15:56,618 --> 01:15:59,185
JAXI: Who are the baddest
bitches on the planet?
1435
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:02,023
We are! Nobody's
fucking with us!
1436
01:16:03,493 --> 01:16:06,594
I'd hug you right now...
if I had arms.
1437
01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:10,864
I guess I got
a little carried away.
1438
01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:12,899
Just a teeny tiny.
1439
01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:15,536
(JAXI LAUGHS)
1440
01:16:15,537 --> 01:16:17,438
Hey, do you have a bobby pin?
1441
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:19,673
Sparkly or regular?
1442
01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,408
Fallon!
1443
01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,243
Jeez.
Give it here.
1444
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:27,113
Jaxi:
Wake your ass up, ho.
1445
01:16:27,115 --> 01:16:28,548
Fallon:
Huh?
1446
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,984
This is my souvenir.
1447
01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:33,487
Wait. Aren't you
forgetting something?
1448
01:16:33,488 --> 01:16:35,555
Oh yeah. My money.
1449
01:16:35,557 --> 01:16:39,025
For such a bad night, it
was actually pretty good.
1450
01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:42,997
We have Guy to thank for this.
1451
01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:46,300
You rocked harder
than Eric Carr.
1452
01:16:46,301 --> 01:16:48,234
The Fox.
1453
01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:50,304
You're
a stand-up guy, Guy.
1454
01:16:50,305 --> 01:16:52,038
Hey, you too. Well...
1455
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,740
I get it.
1456
01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:55,643
I gotta get this one to bed.
1457
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,845
(YAWNING)
Bye, guys.
1458
01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:01,815
Guy, you can drive me any time.
1459
01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:04,585
As soon as I get out of jail.
1460
01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:06,487
Fallon:
Ahh, hold me.
1461
01:17:06,488 --> 01:17:08,588
(DOG BARKING)
1462
01:17:08,591 --> 01:17:11,958
You're taking the dog out.
1463
01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:20,635
Nikki:
Can you wait a bit?
1464
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,970
GUY: It'll just be a sec,
I gotta take her bags up.
1465
01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:25,605
NIKKI: Well, actually,
it might be more than a sec.
1466
01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:27,707
I wanna show you something.
1467
01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:30,845
After all you've done,
you deserve a reward.
1468
01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,016
(DOOR CREAKS)
1469
01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:41,622
Can I get you a drink?
1470
01:17:41,623 --> 01:17:44,257
Ahh...
No, thank you, I'm good.
1471
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:46,292
I'll be right back.
1472
01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:57,771
Guy:
Wow.
1473
01:17:57,774 --> 01:18:02,275
This is an impressive
amount of tea pots here.
1474
01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:05,746
NIKKI: Thanks. Yeah, I've
been collecting 'em forever.
1475
01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:08,515
They're mostly vintage.
1476
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:10,016
I'm really into animal ones.
1477
01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,953
I've gotten some
sick deals on eBay.
1478
01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:18,926
See that elephant one
with the pink flower?
1479
01:18:18,927 --> 01:18:21,295
Guess how much I paid for that?
1480
01:18:21,296 --> 01:18:24,331
Uh, fifteen dollars?
1481
01:18:24,332 --> 01:18:27,033
Ninety-nine cents.
Plus shipping.
1482
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,502
You can't beat that
with a stick.
1483
01:18:29,505 --> 01:18:33,940
Wow. No, that is a sick deal.
1484
01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:39,246
Wow, yeah...
Your place is...
1485
01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:41,448
very tastefully done.
1486
01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:45,219
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1487
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:51,225
I'm glad you're
noticing these things.
1488
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:54,895
It's good, considering
why I brought you here.
1489
01:19:00,737 --> 01:19:03,837
I want to show you something.
1490
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,041
Something very personal.
1491
01:19:15,318 --> 01:19:18,485
Nikki:
It's mine, that land.
1492
01:19:18,488 --> 01:19:22,189
The only thing
it's missing is a house.
1493
01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:25,792
A tasteful house.
1494
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:33,533
You realize, building a
house from the ground up
1495
01:19:33,536 --> 01:19:36,237
is incredibly expensive.
1496
01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:40,407
I mean, it could be hundreds
of thousands of dollars.
1497
01:19:40,408 --> 01:19:43,109
Guy, what do you know about me?
1498
01:19:44,146 --> 01:19:45,345
Not much.
1499
01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:47,515
What's one thing you do know?
1500
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:51,551
You like money?
1501
01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:54,921
And do you think I spend it,
or save it?
1502
01:19:57,659 --> 01:19:59,126
Save it?
1503
01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:02,529
And if I've been
saving for eleven years,
1504
01:20:02,532 --> 01:20:04,497
how much do you think I have?
1505
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,167
A lot?
1506
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,569
Try a fuck of a lot.
1507
01:20:10,006 --> 01:20:12,806
So when can I see
those drawings?
1508
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:16,577
Next week. Definitely.
1509
01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:18,746
I expect a friends
and family discount.
1510
01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:21,282
Yeah, without a doubt.
1511
01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:24,885
Let me give you
my lawyer's details.
1512
01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:27,887
Have your wife call as soon
as the police arrest you.
1513
01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,123
Tell her Patricia referred you.
1514
01:20:30,126 --> 01:20:33,260
That's your real name?
Patricia?
1515
01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:35,061
Patricia Cornbluth.
1516
01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:38,998
Now beat it.
I need my beauty sleep.
1517
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:42,403
Thank you.
Patricia...
1518
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,038
Guy:
Cornbluth.
1519
01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:50,010
Nikki:
Oh, and, Guy?
1520
01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:52,779
When you come back
with those drawings...
1521
01:20:52,782 --> 01:20:55,615
these will be waiting for you.
1522
01:20:55,618 --> 01:20:59,086
(CHUCKLES)
I can't wait.
1523
01:21:42,163 --> 01:21:44,230
You came back.
1524
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,966
Anne...
1525
01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:50,837
I am so sorry that I
got us into this mess,
1526
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,039
but Nikki...
1527
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:57,744
she has this lawyer who will
handle the entire thing,
1528
01:21:57,747 --> 01:22:01,381
and she might not charge us,
as a favor to Nikki.
1529
01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:04,752
I think if I go peacefully,
1530
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:08,555
maybe they won't
come down too hard on me.
1531
01:22:08,556 --> 01:22:10,791
What are you talking about?
1532
01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:14,560
Weren't... they here?
The police?
1533
01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:17,297
No.
1534
01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:21,068
Did they call?
1535
01:22:21,069 --> 01:22:23,037
No, Guy, no police
have come or called.
1536
01:22:23,038 --> 01:22:25,439
What the hell is going on?
1537
01:22:31,012 --> 01:22:34,814
Maybe I dreamt the whole thing.
1538
01:22:34,817 --> 01:22:37,251
ANNE: Are you
in some kind of trouble?
1539
01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:41,988
Maybe not.
1540
01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:49,128
I'm glad you're back.
1541
01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:52,966
I didn't think you were coming
back after my mini meltdown.
1542
01:22:55,837 --> 01:22:58,972
You're allowed
to have a meltdown.
1543
01:22:58,975 --> 01:23:02,275
Of course I was coming back.
1544
01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:05,078
How else was I gonna be
able to give you this?
1545
01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:09,649
What did you have to do
to get all this?
1546
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:11,385
You don't wanna know.
1547
01:23:11,386 --> 01:23:12,685
Actually, I do.
1548
01:23:14,724 --> 01:23:18,891
Okay.
I'll tell you everything.
1549
01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:22,195
Because...
Because the police
1550
01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:26,432
are probably going
to come here and take me away.
1551
01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:29,103
So, umm...
What?
1552
01:23:29,104 --> 01:23:32,171
But I want you to know that...
1553
01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:39,779
I don't care anymore
about ducks being in a row.
1554
01:23:41,283 --> 01:23:43,016
I don't.
1555
01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,418
Ducks be damned.
1556
01:23:45,421 --> 01:23:49,088
As long as I have you
and our daughter...
1557
01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:52,525
Ducks can go fuck themselves.
1558
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:55,895
I don't think that
would be a good idea.
1559
01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:59,033
Then there'd just be
more to take care of.
1560
01:24:00,502 --> 01:24:03,970
Is that...
is that a siren?
1561
01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:07,207
No. That is
the John Lennon mobile
1562
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:08,708
I attached to the crib.
1563
01:24:10,046 --> 01:24:12,779
I assembled it myself...
1564
01:24:12,782 --> 01:24:15,548
and a few other things.
1565
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:55,154
(SIREN WHIRRS)
1566
01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:03,764
Isn't this that Volvo
we were lookin' for.
1567
01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:11,204
It is that Volvo
we were lookin' for.
1568
01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:15,341
Motherfucker's behind
on like, six payments.
1569
01:25:15,344 --> 01:25:17,677
(CHUCKLES)
1570
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:19,779
Let's go repo that shit.
1571
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,715
Yeah.
Yeah.
1572
01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:23,117
(CHUCKLES)
1573
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:28,221
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1573
01:25:29,305 --> 01:25:35,865
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