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EPISODE 13

Your phone, sir.

Hello?

Is that you, Qingqing?

Grandpa.

I miss you.

I thought you went away for a while because you were upset.

I didn't think you'd be gone for months.

Qingqing, listen to me.

If you come back,

I will do anything for you.

Then please,

in the name of my mom,

tell me the truth.

Have you been lying to me about Mom and Dad?

I had to hide some things from you

for your own good.

I was so--

What did Qingqing find out that she'd ask something like this?

She must have gone to her parents' college after all.

You were alone with that witch for so long.

Weren't you scared?

You mean, Ms. Chen?

-Ms. Chen? -Yeah.

You're now calling her Ms. Chen behind her back?

Did she plant a bug on you?

Fangfang, this time, I really got to know Ms. Chen.

She's a good person.

Did she cast a spell on you?

Qingqing, it's my day off tomorrow.

Do you want to hang out?

No. Tomorrow, I have a date with a mysterious person.

-A mysterious person? -Yeah.

Is it Situ Feng?

The both of you were so in character during the play.

The more you acted, the more real it seemed.

-You kissed like real lovers-- -Knock it off, Fangfang!

Gosh!

I see that you're getting even more...

What?

Gossipy.

Come here.

I need to ask you something.

Sit.

I want to ask you.

What's really going on between you and Lin Yiyang?

Don't tell me you like him.

But he used to kidnap us, Fangfang.

No!

I just think that sometimes, he's pretending.

It makes me curious.

Someone in this dormitory

has fallen in love.

Cut it out!

Like I said, about you and Situ Feng,

you were so into it when you were on stage.

Your relationship developed so fast.

Cut the crap already.

He's just one of the good-looks club.

I look down on him, he surrenders to me.

There's already so much hatred between us. There's no way for us to like each other.

That's not necessarily the case.

I remember an author once said,

"If we judge love,

by the majority of its results, it resembles hatred

more than friendship."

Then the author was just fooling around.

But then again, I want to ask you something.

How would I know

if I'm in love with somebody?

I've never talked about love, but as they say in the books,

"When you can completely

be your own self in front of someone,

that means you're in love with him."

So what if I'm not myself,

but I've turned into a completely different person?

Maybe you aren't a completely different person,

but you've discovered your true self.

Fangfang, no one could've thought of that.

You could wipe out all the so-called love experts on Weibo!

You're brilliant!

I want to ask you too.

Have you ever thought of

what kind of guy do you like?

I like...

By the way,

my grandma's birthday is in a few days.

Can you come and help me carry the gifts tomorrow?

Okay.

I've been doing the same thing every year. Why are you even asking?

I asked

simply to remind you that another year has passed,

and I still don't have a girlfriend.

You're a good guy. There will be someone for you.

Don't give up.

I heard that the whole campus

is asking me about my sexual orientation.

Of course.

You're warm, you're hygienic

and you don't have bad habits.

No one would believe it if you said you were straight.

If they doubt your sexual orientation,

who do they think you're with?

Gu Nanxi.

You should keep looking for a girlfriend.

Why are you always sticking with me?

Don't tell me...

Do you really like me?

I don't have freckles and I don't have curly hair.

I don't go around baring my fangs

and I don't speak with a thundering voice.

How am I supposed

to attract you, Your Highness?

Get out.

You can make a date with Qingchen.

I've tried so many times, but I couldn't.

So I gave up.

Why is that?

Beats me.

I'm so done talking to you about love.

I'll come with you tomorrow.

That place was really huge and lively.

Next thing you know, when he dropped by,

we have already finished our meal.

Your dad was left eating by himself.

Really?

Really.

Ms. Chen.

I really want to thank you

for being able to tell me so much about my parents today.

Qingqing, shall we meet up again next time?

Sure. You should hurry back now.

I'll pay the bills.

Okay, I've got to go.

Hey, Nanxi.

Isn't that Qingchen?

We just ran into her like this.

Come on, let's go there.

-No. -Come on.

-Forget it. -Come on.

Hey, Qingchen.

What a coincidence.

It sure is.

What brings you here?

Do you mind?

No, I don't.

Qingchen.

Are you busy after this?

Yes.

How about a little chit-chat?

It won't take up too much of your time.

Don't bother her.

Miss Qingchen, I'm sorry to bother you.

Situ Feng is going through

some sort of love-hate relationship with a girl on campus.

So he's a little outgoing and not quite like himself.

Hey, Gu Nanxi!

What are you talking about?

I want to go buy some gifts.

You guys should have a chat. I've got to go.

Hey, Gu Nanxi.

Never mind.

Well...

My friend...

-He's a really nice guy. -Yeah, I can tell.

They call you

"Your Coldhearted Highness."

But, you don't look as cold as they say.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

By the way,

Gu Nanxi just said

you have a love-hate relationship with someone.

Who's that someone?

A crazy friend of mine.

But,

I realized that

I can be myself in front of her

more comfortably than before.

"When you can completely

be your own self in front of someone,

that means you're in love with him."

It looks like this friend of yours

is more than just a friend.

Yeah.

She is more than just a friend to me.

She's...

my best friend.

You should meet her sometime.

You've got to teach her to be more ladylike.

Even so, it's nothing, really.

I think you should

get to know each other.

I see that your behavior is a bit similar to hers.

I find that odd.

If you'll excuse me, I have something to attend to.

Say goodbye to Nanxi for me. Bye.

Nanxi is...

That was close!

It makes me uncomfortable every time I make up as Qingchen.

Then I met Situ Feng and I don't know how to talk to him.

But then again, Qingchen is the real me.

Why should I be angry when he's stepping on Qingqing?

Gosh.

Chen Qingqing, you've got a split personality!

Hey.

Qingqing, what a coincidence.

What are you doing here?

Weren't you having coffee just now?

Hey, how did you know that?

Look, there's a coffee mark at the side of your mouth.

Not only you can't control your limbs,

you can't use your brain either!

Tell me, what are you doing here?

Doing some shopping.

And you?

I'm here to look for a part-time job.

Have you found one?

It's hard to get one here.

Chen Qingqing, don't you earn enough from being my assistant?

Besides, if anyone catches you, you'll embarrass me.

All right.

What a bother.

We can't help you get a part-time job.

But we can help you save on your travel expenses.

Let's go.

-Qingqing! -Yes?

-I heard you're from Jincheng. -Yes.

We haven't properly introduced you to Yuncheng.

We should come out and enjoy ourselves more often.

Don't you know, ever since I came to this college,

I kept running into sixes and sevens without fail.

So I have no time to relax.

But my grandma's birthday is coming up.

Would you like to join me?

Yeah.

You've got to relax sometimes.

Can I bring Fangfang along?

Of course, you can.

Qingqing, do you have an evening dress?

Maybe I can buy you one.

Oh, no, thank you.

I hate that stuff.

Look at you.

I simply can't put up with you.

If I put on an evening dress,

you're going to freak out!

Step on it.

May you lead a life full of joy, live long and smile always!

Thank you.

Sure.

Grandma.

-Happy birthday. -Thank you.

Mom and I would like to wish you to be always healthy and cheerful.

This piece of jade represents good luck.

It'd be good for you to put it on.

This is for you, Grandma.

-Good one. -Happy birthday, Mother.

Thank you.

It's a jade bracelet.

It doesn't look that great.

Grandma, look at what I got you here.

A five-carat diamond necklace.

I wish you longevity, Grandma.

Here you go, Grandma.

Good boy.

As long as you gave them to me,

that would keep me happy.

Well, Grandma, please excuse us.

Take care.

Grandma.

I have something to attend to. Rest well. I'll take my leave.

Let me get you a drink.

Every year, you've been doing nothing, but boot-licking.

Don't forget who you really are.

You don't have the Gu family blood

and you will never have.

Gu Donglin.

Don't you forget,

Gu Nanxi is still taking care of your gambling debt.

If it wasn't for him, you'd be hacked to death.

Besides, you should be grateful for not bringing your family to shame.

Situ Feng,

you shut up!

I didn't let you in here to spew crap on us.

Besides, what right do you have to meddle in our family affairs?

Donglin.

It's Grandma's birthday today. Cut it out.

Don't worry.

Qingqing.

This is my first time to a party like this.

What should I do?

Fangfang, when the time comes,

you just have to follow me.

I've been to so many parties like this.

You won't make a mistake if you follow me.

Chen Qingqing.

What are you doing here?

Why are you stealing my lines?

What are you here for? Business?

It seems the rich kids around here don't need any of your errands service.

If that's the case, you still owe me money

for my errands service.

Don't be so full of yourself.

Sooner or later, you're going to get it.

Really?

As a matter of fact, every time it turns out

that you're the one who always going to get it first.

Lan Xinya.

All the dirty tricks you pulled on me only made me stronger.

Just think about it.

Hey.

You look great in that dress.

Really?

It's much better than the kid's clothes.

You don't say.

No one's elegance reflects her inner beauty

more than your darling Xinya's.

Yeah.

Xinya's also pretty today.

Sorry, I'm late.

Lanting.

Ting, you're here.

Lanting.

I miss you so much.

Lanting.

Why are you back?

I thought you weren't coming back from abroad.

Of course I should be here for Mrs. Gu's birthday.

Lanting.

Let me introduce to you.

This is Chen Qingqing.

And this is Zhang Fangfang.

They are all my good friends from Ming De College.

Good friends?

-Hello. -Hello.

So you are Chen Qingqing?

Yes, I am.

Do you know me?

Qingqing.

This is Lanting.

She's a childhood friend of ours.

She's older than us by just two years,

but doesn't she have a great aura?

Lanting.

She's wearing the same clothes as you are.

Wearing the same clothes is nothing.

I just won't wear this next time.

But the other person should be careful.

Qingqing.

That Yang Lanting.

Why is she so eccentric?

What do you mean?

Who knows?

Don't you see?

Every girl who grew up with Situ Feng

are all the same.

Maybe they're all infected by that cold snap of his.

Anyway, you've got to be careful here.

Don't worry, Fangfang.

Chen Qingqing is never afraid of anybody.

The only thing I fear is myself.

-I've got to use the bathroom. -Okay.

Lanting, your dress.

Chen Qingqing.

It's you again!

I get it.

It's because you're wearing the exact same dress with Lanting!

You didn't look good,

so you spilled it on purpose.

I didn't.

What?

You're not going to admit it?

I told you to be careful around her.

What's going on?

Qingqing.

-Are you okay? -Are you okay?

What's going on?

What happened?

Who did this?

She did!

Chen Qingqing.

Chen Qingqing, apologize to Yang Lanting now.

Why should I apologize to her?

Did anyone see me spill juice on her?

It's obvious that she ran into it herself!

She's the one who's supposed to apologize to me.

I didn't!

What an ugly attention seeker.

Lan Xinya!

How could you just bring any ordinary person here?

Gu Donglin, you'd better watch your mouth.

Situ Feng.

Didn't I tell you not to stick your nose into our family affairs?

Hey, can't you just be

-a little more reasonable? -Shut your mouth.

-Guard! -Young Master.

Who is this? Who let her in?

Miss, may I see your invitation?

You dared to come without an invitation.

Don't you have any shame?

Donglin.

Cut it out.

They're all my good friends.

Stop. They may be your friends, but they're not mine.

Gu Donglin.

Since this is how you treat our guests,

we're not keeping you company anymore.

Sorry, Gu Nanxi.

Bring them back here! They haven't apologized to Lanting.

Yes, sir.

Do you believe that I didn't spill it on Lanting?

-I do. -No way!

You don't believe me.

I believe you.

I don't have to think.

Qingqing.

What's the matter?

Something got into my eye.

Don't move. Let me see.

It's okay. I'll deal with it--

I said, don't move.

Let me see.

I think I see it.

Are you okay now?

Yes.

I...

Where did I leave Fangfang?

Chen Qingqing.

Can't you stop getting flustered all the time?

Sorry, I'm always like this.

Can you lend me your phone for a minute?

Thank you.

Hello, Fangfang.

I'm so sorry.

I just had a situation just now.

So I had to run out first.

Can you return to the dorm yourself?

I know you're the best.

Wait for me there.

Bye.

How about you? Are you going back to your dorm?

Where else should I go?

Let's go. Let me show you something.

Where are we going?

You'll see once you're there.

You're leaving me in suspense.

Come on!

Walk slowly. I'm wearing high heels.

Hey, why are you bringing me here?

To play basketball?

But you're so bad at basketball.

What are we doing here?

-Did you say I'm bad at basketball? -Yeah.

The last time Nanxi played with me,

you didn't see the look on his face.

It was like he ate shit or something.

Because you play like shit, Situ Feng.

Do you want to bet?

As you wish.

Have you played basketball before?

No.

A girl's arms may be a little shorter.

So you've got to throw a little harder.

Situ Feng, I'm sorry. Is your face okay?

Why did you tell me to throw so hard?

My face is important to me, you know?

I'm sorry.

I said "girls."

Can't a brute like you restrain yourself a little?

Watch and learn.

To score three points,

even when you hang in the air,

make sure your wrist angle and your movements are perfect.

You mean, you can miss on purpose?

It went in!

Situ Feng, that was brilliant! You really got it in!

What's the point of that?

I can only score at times like this.

I can't score like this in front of everyone else.

You care so much about your image. Why are you doing that?

You'll show everyone your true beauty when you let go of yourself.

No, I won't!

They call me the Kaede Rukawa of Ming De College.

Step aside, let me have a shot.

Throw it over there, a little lower.

One, two.

You could do it like that?

Are you the one-of-a-kind player we've been looking for?

All right.

You can be our own Sakuragi Hanamichi.

I'm a genius!

Get out of my way!

Throw it!

One more time!

Situ Feng.

Are you asleep?

No.

Are you tired?

What do you mean?

I mean,

I can see that you know how to play basketball,

but you're not doing it well.

When you're a star, you have to disguise yourself.

It must have been hard.

Right?

I didn't choose to do this.

Because I don't want sympathy.

I'd rather you hate me

than to have pity on me.

And you hate me too.

We've hated each other since we first met.

And we still do.

Why don't we talk about what we don't like about each other?

-Okay. -You first.

You're too frank.

You pretend to be cool.

Your clothes are too colorful.

Your clothes are too tight and you're not even muscular.

I'm not muscular?

Have you ever seen me

-do martial arts? -You don't do martial arts.

I don't believe it.

Is this how you flirt?

It's so fake.

-Chen Qingqing. -Yes?

Can I say what I like about you?

You don't have secrets.

You're so lucky.

Look at performing artists like us.

We're bound to contracts and hounded by paparazzi.

Even if you want to let go of the past,

they'd bring it up over and over again.

Qingqing.

I'm so envious of you.

How do you know I don't have secrets?

You have a big mouth. You'd even leak secrets to the CIA.

You...

Are you saying that you like me?

Don't think too much about it.

Look at the context, all right?

What I meant by "like" is,

what I admire, what I appreciate

and what I envy about you.

You're so good at languages,

but why isn't your math as good?

You're a retard.

Hey. Situ Feng.

Did you hear that?

It must be a mouse.

What?

A mouse?

Situ Feng, you've got to protect me!

But how?

Why do I always end up like this every time I'm with you?

I hate this!

There's a mouse around here.

You hate it? Let's go find it.

Situ Feng, put me down!

Look.

Hurry, look.

It's not a mouse.

It's a kitten.

I like cats so much!

Why do you like cats?

Don't you have the ability to think logically?

I hate mice.

Cats catch mice.

So I like cats.

Right?

Little kitty.

I want to take you home and keep you.

Okay?

Don't you want to give it a name?

A name?

Okay.

How about

I call you Kitty Chen?

-You like it? -Hey.

Why is it a Chen, not a Situ like me?

Can't you see my surname is much more epic?

Epic?

Are you kidding me?

We found this kitten together.

We're the mom and dad.

I'm the dad. You're the mom.

Of course it'll take my surname.

Am I right, Kitty Chen?

That's right.

-Hey. -Yes?

Why are you the dad?

Because I'm domineering.

Enough about that.

We should at least give it a nickname.

That would be...

Situ's Stupid Dog!

Hey.

Chen Qingqing, what are you drawing?

-Ming De's Yearly Miss Campus-- -Excuse me!

Why are you here?

I'm here to join the Miss Campus contest.

Our Student Council Secretariat received a letter of complaint earlier.

You're doing this on purpose!

I have something important to ask you.

May I ask what motivated you to stand on this stage?

Based on your understanding, what defines beauty?

The winner of Ming De College's Miss Campus is...

Subtitle translation by CL Tan