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( theme music playing )
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Hey...
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( laughter )
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Drinks for everybody.
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Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
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In our little group.
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Tony won tonight?
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Does this look like
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the face of a loser?
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Well, in that case,
the first pitcher's on me.
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Hey, thanks, Tom.
Oh, that's great.
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Oh, boy, did that guy
go down hard.
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That sucker hit the canvas
like a sack of cement.
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Hey, you know, I'll tell you,
I was worried for a minute.
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You never want to see
anybody get hurt, you know.
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Ah...
Hey, you really gave it
to him good, huh, Tony?
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It was a weird
thing, Tommy.
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The guy was climbing
into the ring,
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he trips, falls down
and knocks himself cold.
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Tony won by default.
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You mean,
that's what you're celebrating?
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I had to make it
through the same ropes.
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That'll be three bucks.
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BOBBY:
Hey, look.
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There's Reverend Jim.
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Oh, yeah.
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The guy who performed
Latka's wedding ceremony.
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Hey, Reverend Jim!
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Hey, how you doing,
buddy?
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Fine, fine.
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Uh, how you doing?
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Oh, great, great.
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You, uh, remember us?
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Uh, nope.
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Jeez, it was nice
chatting with you.
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Latka!
Where have you been?
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I thought you were
coming to my fight.
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( speaking native language )
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Latka, Latka, Latka,
calm down.
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Go slowly.
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All right.
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I was going to
go to your fight
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but I take the
wrong subway
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and I end up in a
place called, uh...
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how do you say,
uh, Har... Harlem.
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Harlem?
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So I went walking
around, uh, lost,
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and I go into the bar,
and I tell everyone
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I am looking for a fight.
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Right.
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Uh... did you find one?
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Well, lots of people
offered to help.
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So... uh, I sit down
and drink with them
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and you know,
they make mistake.
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They think I am
their brother.
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( snickers )
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So... so they teach
me word... new words
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and lots of songs, and
we all have a good time.
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Mm-hmm.
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So how was your fight?
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I won!
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Oh, you are a bad dude.
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Sit down, Latka.
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When are they going to clean
those bathrooms?
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You were in the kitchen.
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Thank goodness.
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Wait a minute--
you marry me.
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Uh, believe me,
it would never work out.
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No, no, no, no.
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You performed
the wedding ceremony.
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Yeah, yeah.
Don't you remember?
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Eight months ago,
Latka had to get married
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to stay in the country.
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You performed the ceremony
at the Sunshine Garage.
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( speakingnative language )
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Oh, yeah.
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I thought I dreamed that.
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Maybe I'm dreaming this.
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Hey, Tommy, how about
another glass, okay?
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TOMMY:
You're up.
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So how's the
Church of the Peaceful doing?
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Not so good.
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After the draft ended,
I lost my flock.
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Well, have you performed
any other wedding ceremonies?
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Let's see, I, uh...
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married two people
stark naked in the woods.
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You mean the whole
wedding party was nude?
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No, just me.
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They, uh...
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...changed their minds
at the last minute
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and forgot to tell me.
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Thanks for the beer.
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Yeah.
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Well,
we'll see you around.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, the poor guy.
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You know, in-in my country
we have an expression:
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( speaking native language )
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What does it mean?
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Uh... "Poor guy."
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You know, call me crazy,
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but I happen to
like the guy.
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and I'm going to go
see how he's doing.
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You're crazy.
You're crazy,
crazy.
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( all chuckling )
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Hey, uh, Jim.
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Yo!
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Listen, my friends and I,
we were wondering
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if you'd like to come over
and join us.
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Well, what did
you decide?
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Well, we-we, uh...
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we thought
that-that you might like to?
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Okeydoke.
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Of course,
I can only stay for five or six.
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ELAINE:
So how you doing, Jim?
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Fine, fine.
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Uh, who are you
folks again?
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You marry me.
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In the garage.
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Oh, yeah.
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( imitating Latka's language )
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Jim, uh,
would you mind
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if I asked you a
personal question?
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Well, I can take it,
if you can.
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No, no, no, not
that personal.
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Um, did you ever think
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about doing something
with your life?
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You know, like
getting a job?
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As a matter of fact,
I have.
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I've often thought
I'd make a good pharmacist.
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A pharmacist?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, well, if you're
serious then
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you have to go to school,
take a lot of chemistry...
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Oh, I've taken
a lot of chemistry.
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You know, this has been
a very long day for me
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so I must
boogie on home now.
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Boogie down,
Latka.
Boogie down.
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Okay. Good-bye.
Thanks for
dropping by.
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See you.
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* Get on up
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* Get on the scene
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* I feel like a sex machine.
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Last call.
I got to close it up.
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Hey, Tom,
another round.
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Hey, uh...
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will you guys let me buy?
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Yeah!
Sure!
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Why not?
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Any of this currency?
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Next time.
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Yeah, I know.
I'll get it.
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Jim, I guess what
we're trying to say
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is that we'd
like to help you.
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ALEX:
Hey, Elaine, would
you leave him alone?
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He's not asking anything
from anybody.
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Besides, it's not like our lives
are in such great shape.
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Yeah, but I just can't believe
he's happy this way.
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You know,
getting high all the time.
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Hey... no. Everything I take
is by doctor's prescription--
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everything.
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Though finding the right doctor
can be difficult.
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Jim, please
don't be offended
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by what I'm about to say,
but don't you ever feel
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like you're wasting
your life?
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Me? No, no.
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I have function in life.
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I-I stand for something.
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Not everybody stands
for something, but I do.
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I am the living embodiment
of the '60s.
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Everything that came along,
I went with.
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Even if I didn't know
what it was, I went with it.
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I did some drugs...
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not nearly so many
as you probably think I did.
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How many drugs
do you think I did?
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Mmm... a lot.
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Wow! Right on the nose!
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But I did a lot
of all the other stuff, too.
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I spent a year of my life
making a macram� couch.
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I went to all the big events.
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I was at Woodstock.
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Oh, yeah?
You went to Woodstock?
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Yeah.
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Half a million people.
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Hey, you know,
if I hadn't been there
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there would only have been...
499,999 people.
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Lucky thing for them I went.
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All of them groovin' on
Hendrix, Sly, Joni, and The Who.
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All of us gathered together
in peace and joy.
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I'd like to see them try that
with disco.
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I did it all.
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I wore flowers in my hair...
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meditated for hours on end...
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chanted...
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I was finding God
all over the place.
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He kept ditching me.
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I marched and protested
against that crummy war.
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Is that so?
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Pardon me?
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Hey, hey, hey, Tony.
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No, I got something
to say, Alex.
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You know, the only reason
why guys like you
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got to stay home, protest,
and get loaded
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because guys like me
were over in 'Nam
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doing your fighting for you.
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What do you say to that?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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But you got to understand
my position.
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I thought I was on my way
to Nirvana.
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All I ended up with
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was recurring flashbacks
of the original Mouseketeers...
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hatching out of seedpods.
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Boy, time flies.
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Yeah.
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I'm sleeping with
the lights on tonight.
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So, Jim, uh,
take it easy, old man,
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and, uh... okay.
Good night, Tony.
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ELAINE:
Hey, guys.
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Let's get him a job.
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BOBBY:
Let's do that.
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TONY:
Doing what?
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What, are you kidding?
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What kind of training
could he possibly have?
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None.
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What kind of skills
could he possibly have?
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None.
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What kind of job can
we possibly get him?
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Cabdriver.
Cabdriver.
Cabdriver.
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ELAINE:
Hey, guys.
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Hey. How...? Yeah?
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Now I'm telling you, Jim,
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you drive in the test
like you just drove now
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and you'll do fine.
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So, Jim...
you coming along?
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Well, I'm a little
confused about something.
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Am I coming or going?
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Come on,
I'll introduce you
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to your future boss,
all right?
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Might as well
get this over with, huh?
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Hey, Jim,
if you can handle this,
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the rest of reality
is a piece of cake, believe me.
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LOUIE ( loudly over P.A. ):
Okay, listen up here!
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Simpkin, 401.
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Petrelli, 622.
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Latka, I'm still waiting
on that cab.
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I could have built
a new one by now.
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I'm getting done, bro.
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Excuse me, Louie.
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You remember Reverend Jim.
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Howdy.
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Get him out.
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I mean it, Nardo.
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Get him out of here.
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He's a flake.
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All right, come on now, listen.
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Losers...
bookings are down this week.
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I know guys pulling rickshas
that could do better.
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We got to get Louie
to agree to this.
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Well, maybe we can get him
on a shift that Louie...
260
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he won't have
to deal with Louie.
261
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,667
ALEX:
Maybe he could start
in another company
262
00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,033
and, uh, you know,
once he breaks in...
263
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,067
Hey, what was that?
264
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,934
Uh... what was what?
265
00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:30,534
You just put something
in Louie's coffee.
266
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,734
What was that?
267
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:34,567
It was either
a tranquilizer
or a Chiclet.
268
00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,934
Jim! Jim, that's stupid!
269
00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,133
LOUIE:
Hey, Wheeler!
270
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,167
Get your mitts off my cup.
271
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,334
Yeah, but Louie...
272
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,567
Get out of here.
273
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,100
Get your own coffee.
274
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,234
( phone ringing )
275
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,501
LOUIE:
Yeah?
276
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,501
Judy?
277
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,868
Do I sound like Judy to you?
278
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,834
You got the wrong number,
bone-brain.
279
00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,701
Where was I?
280
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:04,133
You were giving them hell,
Louie.
281
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,667
Oh, yeah.
282
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:10,567
Krubnik, 301!
283
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:13,267
Try something new tonight,
like making money.
284
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,467
Hendy, 338!
285
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,634
One more ticket,
and you're history.
286
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:35,534
I guess we can
rule out Chiclets.
287
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:40,901
Banta?
288
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,534
Yeah, Louie?
289
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:43,667
Yeah, Lou?
290
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:44,968
Uh...
291
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,801
Let's see.
292
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:52,067
901 looks nice.
293
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,100
How you doing, Banta?
294
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,100
Good, Lou.
295
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,334
Thanks.
296
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,133
Good.
297
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,868
Lubna, 831.
298
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,868
Hey, come on, guys.
299
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:12,701
Let's get cracking here.
300
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:15,234
Let's get this show
on the road.
301
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:20,834
Latka...
302
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,868
By golly...
303
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:28,100
let's get this cab out, huh?
304
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,434
Zoom, zoom.
305
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,000
Okay, Louie.
306
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:37,467
Come on, boys and girls,
let's roll them out.
307
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:47,968
* We were sailing along
308
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,734
* On Moonlight Bay
309
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:58,334
* We could hear
the voices singing *
310
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,267
* They seemed to say
311
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,434
Everybody sing.
312
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:08,734
* You have stolen my heart
313
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:15,767
BOTH:
* Now don't go away
314
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:21,801
* As we sang
love's old sweet song *
315
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,434
* On Moonlight Bay
316
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:30,367
( harmonizing: )
* On Moonlight Bay.
317
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,200
Well, I think
I'm going to go upstairs
318
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:42,801
and go to sleep now, Ma.
319
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,367
Good night.
320
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,434
( softly ):
* We were sailing along
321
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:59,767
* On Moonlight Bay
322
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:06,834
* We could hear
the voices singing *
323
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:12,934
* They seemed to say
324
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:18,501
* You have stolen my heart
325
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,601
* Now don't go 'way
326
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:21,601
Hey, Louie?
327
00:16:21,634 --> 00:16:24,234
Yeah, Bob?
328
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,033
Hey, is it okay
329
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:29,501
if Jim comes and works here
as a cab driver?
330
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,601
Sure.
331
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,534
Everybody works
on Moonlight Bay.
332
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:44,400
* On Moonlight Bay.
333
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,868
Okay...
334
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,934
here we go.
335
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,634
Hey, uh...
336
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,534
give me a little help
on this one.
337
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,501
You forgot
your last name?
338
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,834
I've been busy.
339
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,300
Well, what was
your father's name?
340
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,901
Uh, Ignatowski.
341
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,000
Well, maybe that's
your name, too.
342
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,534
You know,
I think you're right.
343
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:44,400
Good, good.
344
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,033
"Eyes."
345
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:55,167
No, don't put two.
346
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,567
Oh. They mean color,
don't they?
347
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,901
Yep.
348
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,534
What color
are my eyes?
349
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:09,801
Elaine, you want
to take a stab at this one?
350
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,367
Hmm...
351
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,434
well, you can
rule out white.
352
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,267
Call them brown.
353
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,100
Okeydoke.
354
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,467
...W-N.
...W-N.
355
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:27,167
Uh, let's see.
356
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,167
Uh... "Height."
357
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,200
Oh, about, um...
358
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,667
about five ten?
359
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,167
Oh, good.
Yeah, good.
360
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Not bad. Not bad.
361
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,234
Uh...
362
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,234
Ow.
363
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,234
"Weight."
364
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,734
Weight, uh...
365
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,400
now this is
a very relative question.
366
00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,634
I mean, if I were in space
I'd be weightless.
367
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,901
You are in space.
368
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,133
Jim, they mean
Earth weight.
369
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,033
Oh.
370
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:15,000
Whew.
371
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:19,334
This is the most reading
I've done in years.
372
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,501
My brown eyes hurt.
373
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:24,467
Here, here, let me
help you out, okay?
374
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:25,834
All right.
Phew!
375
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,667
Um... "Have you
ever experienced
376
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,534
"loss of consciousness,
hallucinations,
377
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,234
"dizzy spells,
convulsive disorders,
378
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,868
fainting, or periods
of loss of memory?"
379
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,968
Well, hasn't everyone?
380
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,467
Put "No."
381
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:42,501
Um... "Mental illness
or narcotic addiction?"
382
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,567
That's a tough choice.
383
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,234
Just put "No."
384
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,300
Okay, that's it.
385
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,234
You're ready
for the test.
386
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:59,334
I thought this was the test.
387
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,767
No, no, no,
this is the application.
388
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,334
Oh, man!
389
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,267
The day is getting
rougher and rougher.
390
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:15,000
I'm expecting
the Mouseketeers
any second now.
391
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,334
I'd be just like them.
392
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:21,434
I think that Cubby's
got it in for me.
393
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:24,400
Jim, really,
it's going to be okay.
394
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:27,033
We'll just take your application
up to the counter
395
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:29,567
and then they'll give you
the test, okay?
396
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:30,601
Okay.
397
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:32,701
Do they serve beer
over there?
398
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:33,801
No.
399
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,467
You're going
to need this.
400
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,400
Yeah.
401
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:40,267
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.
402
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,601
This is a joke.
403
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:43,267
What are you
worried about?
404
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,934
What am I worried about?
405
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,400
Two things--
406
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,567
That they won't issue him
a license to drive in this city
407
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,534
and that they will.
408
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,033
ELAINE:
Go get them.
409
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,367
He's going to do it.
410
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,467
I know he's going to do it.
411
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,467
( grunts )
412
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:05,200
Psst...
413
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,801
What does a yellow light mean?
414
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,601
Slow down.
415
00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:15,667
Okay.
416
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:19,200
What... does...
417
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,868
a... yellow...
418
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:25,434
light... mean?
419
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:27,434
Slow down.
420
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,934
Okay.
421
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:32,734
What...
422
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,801
does...
423
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,334
a...
424
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:42,100
...yellow...
425
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,601
light...
426
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,534
mean?
427
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,601
Slow down!
428
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,400
What...
429
00:21:55,334 --> 00:22:00,501
...does...
430
00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:05,067
a...
431
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,567
yellow...
432
00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,067
light...
433
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,434
mean?!
434
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:21,567
I got to admit,
I never thought you'd pass.
435
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:23,634
The examiner said
I did real well.
436
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,567
I didn't hit hardly anything.
437
00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:26,734
Hey, Jeff?
438
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,901
Yeah?
439
00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:29,834
Give this man a key.
Okay.
440
00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,734
And an envelope.
441
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:37,767
Jim, I'd like to present you
with the keys to Cab 605
442
00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:39,868
and your first envelope.
443
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,434
I never been good at speeches,
444
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:48,601
but this is one
of the great moments of my life.
445
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:52,033
I've never felt closer
to a group of people,
446
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:56,067
not even in the portable johns
at Woodstock.
447
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,601
Thanks, everybody.
448
00:22:57,634 --> 00:23:02,367
Well, uh, I'm off.
449
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,367
Oh, I'd like
to request the honor
450
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,501
of being
your first passenger.
451
00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:08,701
Well, hop in.
452
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,067
Okay.
453
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:16,067
Well, thank you.
454
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,200
Where are you headed?
455
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,234
Uptown... cabby.
456
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,400
( engine starting )
457
00:23:37,901 --> 00:23:39,200
( tires screeching )
458
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,267
That'll be 90 cents.
459
00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:03,934
( theme music playing )
460
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,100
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
461
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,467
( grunts )
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