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All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku

What will they say when Nuku Nuku gives her presents to them?

Papa-san, this is a Christmas present from me!

Did you knit this?

Yes, I did!

Oh, you're becoming more human every day! Yes, I did!

Oh, you're becoming more human every day!

Here you go! I have presents for both Ryunosuke and Yoshimi

Fantastic! Thank you so much!

Eimi!

Hello!

Stupid! You could have given me a heart attack!

Don't worry, Eimi, you're a robot

Don't get us mixed up!

I'm a new type of robot and extremely delicate!

Oh yeah, by the way, I'm on my way to your place

My place?

Yes Today is Christmas Eve I have a present for you My place?

Yes Today is Christmas Eve I have a present for you

Turn around and close your eyes, I will give you a big surprise

Okay!

Now?

No, not yet

I am really excited

Now?

Yes, now!

What's this?

Merry Christmas, outdated android! What's this?

Merry Christmas, outdated android!

That's dangerous, Eimi

Shut up! I can't have a Happy New Year unless I kill you

I won't let you escape!

Look what you did to the scarf Nuku Nuku made with love!

Oops

All of the family will gather together on Christmas Day

I wish your mom could come to the party

It's okay I'm getting used to it

No Mom, but we have you, Yoshimi

Ryunosuke was very happy that you could be with us

Dad!

Really? Dad!

Really?

Well

Today's party celebrates Christmas and Nuku Nuku's birthday

Let's just have fun

Earlier today, I had an interview with Ms Akiko Natsume, Let's just have fun

Earlier today, I had an interview with Ms Akiko Natsume,

president of Mishima Heavy Industries

MHI believes that the information network industry

will play a key role in the future

We have just finished a Multi-Purpose Moveable Satellite,

using advanced intelligence and robotic technology This is

Targets confirmed, transmitting data

I see It looks like all of them were killed instantly

Of course

As you saw, nothing can escape

from the Mishima Multi-Purpose Moveable Satellite,

not even when a target is inside a ten-story building

The accuracy is incredible, but how can you prevent its misuse?

The satellite's own defensive system

makes it impossible for anyone to get near it

Don't worry about it

Then how can you supply fuel or maintenance?

The unit is powered by microwaves reflecting off the Earth,

so the supply of fuel is limitless

The unit will fix itself if necessary,

allowing it to work practically forever

Mishima Satellite Targeting System allowing it to work practically forever

Mishima Satellite Targeting System If you need more information, it's here in this brochure

If you need more information, it's here in this brochure

What about the control system?

It would have to be enormous to control that satellite, right?

Since all of the vital components are actually located

on the satellite itself, we can control the entire satellite

using only this single controller unit

And finally, to help handle any disturbances

in the satellite's activity, this satellite's targeting system

stays locked on its target once it's been set

Basically, this satellite is a weapon

which will never miss its target

In any case, MHI would like to concentrate on

the peaceful aspects of satellite and space development

I wonder if that's the truth?

I wouldn't know

Today's demonstration went perfectly!

We've got the contract

And, of course, Mishima will now monopolize

both the military and commercial satellite industries!

We're going to make a killing in this business!

What is that?

Ouch

Nuku Nuku! Ouch

Nuku Nuku!

Eimi!

What?

What are you doing? Stop the car now!

The brakes are out!

Don't you understand, Nuku Nuku? You're too rough

Have you ever thought about the people around you?

But Eimi

No excuses! Do you understand what you have done?

I'm sorry

Apologies won't solve the problem I'm sorry

Apologies won't solve the problem

This time, I cannot forgive you

Dad, please forgive her! Nuku Nuku feels bad about what she's done

Please? Please?

No You spoil her all the time like this, it's not good for her Please? Please?

No You spoil her all the time like this, it's not good for her

The only controller was broken and the satellite's out of control?

I told you not to get involved in the weapons business!

Can't you unlock the program somehow?

All of the Mishima people put their efforts into this program

It's not that easy to change it

How about destroying it with a missile?

That satellite is also a well-armed robot

If you think you can do it, do it

Why don't we call NASA and ask for their help?

We can't leak our company's failure to outsiders!

Then how about evacuating you underground,

or deep under the sea where the laser can't reach?

Are you saying that I'll have to live underground

for the rest of my life?

Oh yeah, that's right for the rest of my life?

Oh yeah, that's right

Kyusaku, how can you come up with such stupid ideas

when my life is hanging in the balance?

In six hours I will die by laser because my husband is an idiot!

Akiko!

You!

Akiko

Cut it out, Nuku Nuku!

Did you already forget what I said? Get down here!

Okay

How many times do I have to say it? Okay

How many times do I have to say it?

How could I forget?! There is one chance!

What's your idea?

Why don't we let that android go to the satellite What's your idea?

Why don't we let that android go to the satellite

and stop the computer directly?

That's

Do you have any other ideas?

Don't say such a ridiculous thing! That satellite's armed, isn't it?

And it's in outer space!

It's too dangerous

As her father, I can't let Nuku Nuku go into space

Please, let me borrow her!

No way

Please No way

Pretty please No way

Pretty please

Pretty please No way

Pretty, pretty please! No way

I'll go! Pretty, pretty please! No way

I'll go! Pretty, pretty please!

I'll go!

No way! Operating in vacuum isn't as simple as you think

You may not be able to come back here again

Nuku Nuku is always bothering Papa-san

If there is something I can do,

I would like to be useful to Papa-san and Mama-san

Thank you, Nuku Nuku!

I didn't know that an android could have such a warm heart

I guess I just never saw it before

I'm embarrassed

Now, let's hurry and prepare to go into space! I'm embarrassed

Now, let's hurry and prepare to go into space!

Yes, Ma'am!

Nuku Nuku! Yes, Ma'am!

Nuku Nuku!

Don't worry about me, Papa-san

Dad, do you think Nuku Nuku will be all right?

Dogs and apes have gone into space,

but this is the first time for a cat, isn't it?

Have faith in her, Ryu

I believe that Nuku Nuku can set things right

Please do your best, Nuku Nuku!

Three more hours left

Speed, 1,500 meters per second

Altitude, twenty point one kilometers

Downrange, fourteen point five kilometers

Why are you laughing?

Thank you, Eimi Nuku Nuku is glad you came Why are you laughing?

Thank you, Eimi Nuku Nuku is glad you came

Don't misunderstand I came along

because I don't think you can do this by yourself

This is my chance to kill you, once and for all

Light on SRB separation

Altitude, forty-seven thousand meters

Solid rocket booster separation completed

Orbiter entering satellite orbit

Operation, all green Five minutes, thirty seconds

to reach satellite defensive perimeter

Wow, incredible!

Approaching the satellite

Now on visual

This is no good We'll be blasted to atoms if we get any closer

We have to go to that satellite and terminate the computer,

or Mama-san will be killed

I'm impressed You really came all this way to help her

Right! Nuku Nuku will go anywhere, to help Mama-san

Good Let's destroy that satellite!

Let's do our best to help our Lady!

Right!

Let's go, Eimi

Right I'll follow you

You fool! This is your end

What?

Whoa, whoa! This is too fast!

Now, I'll never, ever have to see her face again!

What a lovely view!

You did that to me? Now I have to counter-attack!

Oh, Eimi! I thought you were coming later

Shut up!

Here you go!

Eimi, you're incredible!

Now it's my turn!

The attack is underway

Defensive ability of the satellite is down two percent

Dad, we've only got ten more minutes

I wonder if Nuku Nuku is doing okay?

Don't worry

Nuku Nuku Punch!

Nuku Nuku Kick!

How about that?

You did good, Nuku Nuku!

What's happening?

Uh-oh

What is that?! Uh-oh

What is that?!

Entering countdown level C

Two minutes, fifty seconds to firing!

It's in the final defense system now! We didn't make it!

We'll be fried along with her!

Hey, where are you going?

Wait! This is an order from the president Wait!

I said wait! Can't you hear me?!

Don't worry about being here near me

You should have confidence in a product made by Mishima!

The beam from that satellite will hit the target

with no margin for error, not one millimeter!

Don't be so proud of the stupid thing

Mom

My life will soon be over

After my death, please help Ryunosuke

to improve the Mishima conglomerate

President

Akiko

Ryu, go I don't want you to see me die

No, I will be here

Ryu

Whatever happens, I'll be with you, Mom!

Ryu!

Nuku Nuku Kick!

Oh, I'm dizzy

Eimi, help me

Okay, my turn!

It's got an extra-strong barrier!

A barrier?

The stuff that's used to make ice cream and smells so good?

That's VANILLA, you moron!

Let us handle this!

Go!

What?

Quick! Reverse thrust!

It's too late!

The shuttle!

Pray, pray, pray

We'd better hurry up, or Mama-san will be

But that barrier is so strong!

What should we do?

I have an idea! Eimi, please cooperate with me

Target lock completed Automatic pursuit system operating

Forty seconds before firing

Mom!

Don't come any closer Mom!

Don't come any closer

Goodbye, Ryu

I hope you will be a fine President

Mom! It's okay, Mom!

Nuku Nuku will do something about it! Don't you think so, Dad?!

Twenty-five seconds until firing

Nuku Nuku!

Let's go, Eimi!

Fifteen seconds

President

Ma'am

Ten seconds

Nine,

eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three,

two,

one

They did it Nuku Nuku did it!

All right! Thank you, Nuku Nuku!

Ma'am!

We did it! Ma'am!

Merry Christmas! We did it! Ma'am!

Merry Christmas! We did it!

Merry Christmas! We did it! Banzai, President!

Merry Christmas! Banzai, President!

Banzai, President!

You're safe, Mom!

Ryu!

We did it! We did it, Mom!

I feel like I just woke up from a nightmare!

But I wonder how they stopped the computer?

They did it their way I guess they might have destroyed it

What did you say?!

I spent one trillion yen on that satellite! One TRILLION yen!

If they damaged it, you'll have to reimburse Mishima, understand?!

It cost me one trillion yen!

Quite a Christmas Eve, isn't it?

I agree!

Our stories always end like this

Well, you can at least thank God we're still alive

I guess so

Hey, let's keep it a secret about the shuttle sinking

I wonder how we're going to get back to Earth?

Oh, a rocket will fly by us sooner or later

Let's just ask them for a ride

I wish I were an optimist like you