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It's hot!

It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!

Shut your mouth You're making it even hotter

Hey, Arisa, can't you fix the air conditioner?

You fix our weapons

I'm too fat-fingered for delicate work

Ice cream!

Be patient, will you?

I'll call the repair shop as soon as we get paid

Payday?

We have to wait another twenty-five days?

What?

What are you looking at?

Akies? That's got to be one of the boss' companies

I'll bet they have air conditioning

It must be cool in there

What's that?

What, what? Do you see something?

Excuse me!

Yes, Sir! Excuse me!

Yes, Sir!

I'd like to have a tapioca jello and Panna Cotta

What are you doing? Eat that stuff faster!

If you say so, but

Faster! She won't come to the table unless we're ready to order!

But we have no money

I don't care! But we have no money

I don't care!

Excuse me, Miss!

Yes, Sir! Excuse me, Miss!

Yes, Sir!

Man, is it hot!

Welcome to Akies Family Restaurant!

All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku

Kirari to hikaru nagare boshi

Miage ta sora ni mitsuketemo

Negai kanae kirenakatta

Are mo shitai shi kou shitai are kore to

Yokubari na my heart

Yume ga afurete kobore dasu

Watashi no yume tachi o nosete

Ginga o hashiru coaster

Supiido gungun agete

Doko made mo hashiri tsuzukeru kara

Get up, shikkari ashita o mitsumete akuseru o fumanakya

Get up, nikkuki unmei o sururi to nukete yuku wa

Out of my way!

Stupid!

How could you do such a stupid thing?

Now, Ryu, there's no call for acting like that

Nuku Nuku already feels bad about it

My bicycle won't be fixed by her feeling bad Nuku Nuku already feels bad about it

My bicycle won't be fixed by her feeling bad

Nuku Nuku's always doing this

When she breaks something, she just leaves it like it is

Apologies don't solve anything!

But remember, Nuku Nuku is really just a cat

Meow

No! No way! You can't be a cat just when it's convenient! Meow

No! No way! You can't be a cat just when it's convenient!

Nuku Nuku's a human being

She's got to take responsibility

Responsibility?

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Don't do it

She was exhausted from all her hard work

and now she's sleeping peacefully

Why don't you leave her alone? Have a heart!

Exactly!

Don't you feel sorry for her? Exactly!

Don't you feel sorry for her?

It's okay if you just let her be!

He's right I'll leave her alone Poor girl

Ms Nuku, was your nap long enough?

You can sleep a little more if you want

Why don't you come to my house and we can sleep together?

Well, I am

Oops! I fell asleep! The manager will scold me!

It's all right! He's not here right now!

But I have to work

Oh, may we help you?

Excuse me!

Yes, Sir! Excuse me!

Yes, Sir!

I can't let her escape! We've got to order more!

It's all right Our sales are booming because of her

The owner will be so happy!

Actual Sales Current Fiscal Year

Making profits! Earning money!

Huh? Why are you two in here without my permission?

Well excuse us, but I called you again and again

My Lady! I have urgent and important information for you!

What?

That schoolgirl android is What?

That schoolgirl android is

Working a part-time job at Akies in Nerima, Sakae-cho

That's right Look at this!

Atsuko Natsume Akies at Nerima Family Restaurant Monthly

Atsuko Natsume Akies at Nerima Family Restaurant Monthly That's that

That's that

Schoolgirl android!

Akies Group, owned by Mishima Heavy Industries,

is a stunning newcomer in the fast food field

Sales figures for the restaurant

have risen incredibly over the summer, and Ms Atsuko Natsume,

pictured on the cover, has proven extremely popular

So, now do you understand?

Understand? My Lady!

Don't you want to destroy her once and for all?

I don't give a damn

My priorities as a businesswoman

must take precedence over my personal feelings

Is she serious?

Yes, I'm serious! Is she serious?

Yes, I'm serious!

Making money is making money,

even when it's through a small family restaurant

I settle my accounts, yes,

but that has nothing to do with Ms Nuku Nuku

First and foremost, I am the owner of that company

But, My Lady

Don't you understand yet?

You can't do anything to her,

not as long as she works at my restaurant

And that goes especially for you, Arisa!

You're not to discharge any weapons in that restaurant

Did you get all that?

If you damage anything in my restaurant,

you'll have to pay for it!

Really?

Excuse me, my Lady, but can I say something? Really?

Excuse me, my Lady, but can I say something?

What?

Could you please lend us some money? Five thousand yen would do

Why'd you let her give us just five hundred?

You asked for five thousand

It was a miracle our boss let us borrow anything

She made us sign a promissory note for a lousy five hundred

I like to eat fresh fish heads, do you?

Yes, us too! I like to eat fresh fish heads, do you?

Yes, us too!

Men find her so attractive I can't figure it out

I think it's just that most men

must have a thing for big-bosomed bimbos

I can't accept that

Intelligent women like us are the women of the future

Arisa, since when have you qualified as an intelligent woman?

Have you decided what you want?

One coffee

How about you?

Nothing, thank you

I said, "Nothing, thank you"

Please let me confirm your order Coffee for

I said one!

Yes, Ma'am! One coffee! Thank you very much

I'll be right back

Anyway, we have to do something about that cat girl

Since we failed to get rid of her,

our pay's been cut and our bonus canceled

We have to work all night, sometimes until morning

No Sundays off, no holidays We can't even go out on a date!

Nobody even asks us out!

What miserable women we are!

We've got to do something, no matter what our Lady said

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Is that all of your order?

That's it

Please enjoy your coffee

Free refills! It's cheaper to have coffee this way

I see

You don't have any communicable diseases, do you?

Of course not!

Besides, I don't think you can catch anything like that

Excuse me, but have those two been rude to you?

What?

Not really

Refill, refill! Not really

Refill, refill!

What a slow restaurant! Come here quick, you idiot!

Yes, Ma'am! What a slow restaurant! Come here quick, you idiot!

Yes, Ma'am!

Here you go

What are you doing?

I can have free iced coffee this way

I see!

Why are you standing there? You see this empty cup?

Refill, refill! Quick!

Yes, Ma'am

Hey! What have you done to her?

What?

What do you mean, "what"? Do you always try to kill What?

What do you mean, "what"? Do you always try to kill

your customers with easily-broken glasses?

Oh, how cruel! How cruel! How cruel!

I haven't done anything

I don't have time for your excuses Apologize to her!

Oh, I'm sorry

Oh, it hurts! It hurts so bad! Help me!

Poor baby She says you have to apologize some more Oh, it hurts! It hurts so bad! Help me!

Poor baby She says you have to apologize some more

What? Well, what shall I do?

Well, why don't you take off your clothes and do a handstand?

How about that?

Oh, no! I can't! How about that?

Oh, no! I can't!

Hurry up!

Thank you very much! Come back to Akies again!

Stupid cat girl

I will have my revenge

Ryunosuke? Who the heck is Ryunosuke?

What do you mean, who is he? He lives with me in our apartment

What? What kind of relationship is that?!

Her brother?

You don't suppose it's Her brother?

You don't suppose it's

Of course it's her brother

Shut up! Be quiet, you guys

On behalf of all of us, I will ask her

Excuse me, Ms Nuku Nuku

Yes?

I I Yes?

I I

I love you!

Ms Nuku Nuku, I'm so sorry about taking your time

These two girls came to me and asked me to let them work here

I will let them work here starting today Can you train them?

Yes!

We don't know much about this job but

It's nice to meet you, and please accept us as part of your company

Of course My name is Nuku Nuku Nice to meet you

Are you ready?

Take a look at this

Excuse my behavior earlier I would like to ask about your family structure

Family structure?

I mean, exactly who are the members of your family?

Oh! Well, there's Papa-san, Ryunosuke, and me

That's three of us, living together

Papa-san?! Is that your father, Nuku Nuku?

No? In that case, does Papa-san have a wife who lives separately?

Why, yes, how did you know?

It can't be!

Wait! This Ryunosuke is a child, isn't he?

Yes! Ryunosuke is definitely a child

Oh, no! Ms Nuku Nuku is no!

What a story! She's a high school student and has a lover!

A mistress! She's a mistress and a second wife and

And she also has a child!

Oh, no! Oh, dear God, why don't you help her?

This is it!

Wow! This is it!

Wow!

She's not only an android, she's also a cat

If we let these go, she'll get excited and start chasing them!

This restaurant will be a shambles,

and its popularity and credit will be destroyed!

Oh, no, not really

Hurry! Now's our chance!

Meow!

What is this? Do something immediately!

Ms Nuku Nuku!

She'll get it now I can't wait!

Yes, Sir!

Do something about these mice

It's all right I caught all of them

Here

Great work! You did really good!

What?!

Hey, wait a second! Why are you admiring her?

The restaurant's a mess because of her

But it was because of the mice

The mice started it, but she made it worse

Perhaps you should come this way We'll talk over there

What the hell is he thinking? No way

Now, which of my competitors asked you to do this?

What?

I know that you brought the mice What?

I know that you brought the mice

What an interesting way to bother us!

No way!

Bother you? Not us! No way!

Bother you? Not us!

Well, no need to pretend you're innocent

We must eliminate all disturbances by force, if necessary!

That's what she says

Our president's orders are very strict

President?

Which means oh, no President?

Which means oh, no

I don't like using violence

Right?

That rotten schoolgirl

Welcome!

Yo, Nuku Nuku

Oh, Papa-san and Ryunosuke! I'm glad you came here

Ryu was worried about you

That's not true

I just said that Nuku Nuku couldn't handle a job

and would make a lot of mistakes and

Come this way, please!

That's Ms Nuku Nuku's lover!

He's an evil jerk using his money to despoil

an innocent, beautiful girl

He's an evil, crazy, perverted middle-aged man

with a Lolita complex

I have to kill him!

What are you doing? Stop! Don't use that!

Don't you know that violence doesn't solve anything?

Shut up!

Here you go! I've got the catnip launcher!

Okay!

Catnip? Okay!

Catnip?

What are you doing?

You are the perverted middle-aged man

who has deceived Ms Nuku Nuku, our angel!

What?

What are you doing to Papa-san?

Please get out of our way, Ms Nuku Nuku

This is our holy battle to rescue you

from a wilderness barren of love

Why are you saying things that don't make any sense?

It's payback time!

You two again! Why are you doing this? It's payback time!

You two again! Why are you doing this?

We're tired of your dirty tricks!

I will have my revenge! Prepare to die!

I've got her now!

Stop! There are people in here who have nothing to do with this!

I don't care! Here it comes!

This is it! Eat lead!

You're persistent!

I wonder how my Akies is doing?

If our sales clear our monthly goal,

we'll be the top restaurant in the business!

Ms Nuku Nuku!

Hey, what are you doing?

What's happened to Nuku Nuku?

What the heck is this?

Let me do it!

What's going on here?

It's time for an end to this We've had enough

You jerk!

This is the act of a desperate woman!

What is this?

It can't be!

How about this?

Kyouko! Arisa! Stop this at once!

Stop! I beg you to stop! My lovely restaurant

Meow! Stop! I beg you to stop! My lovely restaurant

Meow!

My Lady

Rebuilding the restaurant, medical expenses for the injured,

compensation and expenses

All told, it should come to about one billion yen

I'll let you pick up the tab

No way!

That's impossible

Please forgive us That's impossible

Please forgive us

We're your closest friends, aren't we?

My responsibilities as a businesswoman

take priority over my private feelings

No way!

Every time I try something, it always turns out like this

I'll never be able to buy a bicycle for Ryunosuke

Don't worry about the bike, Nuku Nuku

I think I might be able to do something about a new bike

No, no! Nuku Nuku will buy a bicycle by working

That's right, I'll find another job tomorrow

and start working there

Looks like it will be a while

I'd better give up on a bicycle Looks like it will be a while

I'd better give up on a bicycle

Oh, no! Don't say that! I will do better next time!

Okay, I'll wait for my bicycle, but I won't hold my breath!

You're mean!

Kitto kanau yo

Kimi o atsuku suru suteki na sono yume

Tatta ippo no chiisana start no

Ookiku fukurande yuku

Minna jibun no koto o shinjiru koto wasurezu ni

Harikeiite trying, trying

Maketari shinai de

Yaruse nai hibi ga kasanatte mo

Harikeiite trying, trying

Mainichi no ase o muda ni shinai kimi

Kagayaki tsuzuke te