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♪ Peacocks we're marching down the field ♪

♪ Peacocks and we refuse to yield ♪

♪ No one's tougher 'cause we are rougher ♪

♪ We are the peacocks of ULA ♪♪

See, now that's exactly why people be

pushing you down the steps, man.

For your information, I've done the peacock strut

exactly nine minutes before each game

and we've won every time.

If we beat SCU tomorrow, ULA will be the division champs.

- Like you care. - Uh, now, see..

Now, that's where you're wrong, my little pet peeve.

I hope that ULA whups their butts tomorrow.

So, the fighting peacock within you has finally emerged.

Oh, yes, sir. He came out to bet $500 on the game.

How you disappoint me.

Well, time to open.

Let's put on our helpful faces.

Oh, my God!

Who would do such a thing?

Um, guess we could rule out Notre Dame.

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story all about ♪

♪ How my life got flipped ♪ turned upside-down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪

♪ You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house about 7:00 or 8:00 ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪

Thanks, birdman. You're the best mascot this school ever had.

Thank you.

Hey, Carlton, what was Coach Kelly talking to you about?

Oh, he likes to consult with me before making

important game decisions.

Hm, so what's it gonna be

regular or grape-flavored Gatorade?

You can crack wise, Will

but I'm an important part of this team.

None of those guys will even leave the locker room

before they rub me for luck.

You sure they're not just rubbing you for fun, baby?

Rub this, Will.

- Yo, Jazz! What's up, man? - What's up, man?

Hey, did your bookie take my bet?

You down. Five Cs on ULA.

Ah! Pshh! You are the man.

Now, who else could have found out that the Mustangs'

starting quarterback has come down with the flu?

It pays to have friends at the urology lab.

[laughs] Oh. You know what?

That served them SCU punks right, messing up the peacock.

Man, I've been cleaning this place up all day.

You know, you getting soft.

The Will Smith I know wouldn't get mad.

He'd get even.

You know what, Jazz?

Tonight, you and I will acquire a vehicle

and we're going to acquire the SCU statue.

Swipe Mikey the mustang?

Now, why would I steal something I can't sell?

Well, the Jazz I know didn't need a reason

to do something stupid.

You right, Will. What was I thinking?

Yeah. Here's what we're gonna do.

[instrumental music]

Daddy?

Daddy, there's a man under my bed

and I didn't tell him to hide there.

Sweetheart, he's from the security company.

I'm thinking of upgrading our alarm system.

(Ashley) 'Hillary, there was a robbery in our neighborhood.'

Someone cleaned out the entire east wing

of the Spelling Mansion.

Ew! How are they gonna fence all that crushed velvet?

Here they are, family, three tickets to the big game!

Oh! See what happens when your son's the mascot?

They're right on the 50-yard line.

Won't we be in the way?

Now, if you'll excuse me

I have to go check my head for moult.

You know, Will, it wouldn't hurt

if you did something for your school.

Oh, I know. And I am, Uncle Phil.

Tonight I'm stealing the SCU statue.

Don't even joke about something like that.

Oh, I was just kidding, Uncle Phil.

Well-well, hey, you, can I borrow the station wagon?

You know, I got a, got me kind of a big date and I..

[snorts] You know?

Oh, yeah. Sure. Here you are, son.

Thank you. Thank you.

You know, Will, illegal transportation

of a school statue is a felony.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

Alright, here's the situation.

Unless you fortify your security system

my guess is, within six months, you'll all be dead.

That's a little extreme.

- Isn't it? - Extreme?

Let me tell you about some of the things

I've seen, Mr. Banks.

Homes overrun by thugs and gangs

priceless possessions lost forever to ruthless looters

mangled bodies of innocent people

slaughtered like lambs!

God! Where was this?

Mortal Combatby Sega.

(Philip) 'Alright, um, what do you recommend?'

This little baby right here.

Oh, come on. This is a bit much, isn't it?

I mean, Russia has fallen.

[laughing]

Fine, if you don't care about the safety

of your lovely young daughters.

(Philip) 'Alright, alright, alright, alright.'

We'll take the ultimate security package.

Move in.

[instrumental music]

(Philip) 'Uh..'

Alright, check it out, check it out, check it out.

So we had our Mikey the mustang here

wrapped up in blankets in the back of the Volvo, right?

So we about to jet off campus, all of a sudden..

Whoo!

Like, oh, five-o!

Right, yo, we knew we was busted.

Man, I saw my whole record flash before my eyes.

Yeah, I had to think fast, right?

So I put on this real sincere face.

Before I knew it, I had this cop convinced

I was Sidney Poitier's son.

[laughing]

Who is the man? Who is the man? It's me!

Y'all ain't gotta say nothing. Now, go on. Get on, fools.

Well, I got to go get me a new jacket.

If you need me, I'll be in the lost and found.

Hey, what's that bucking mustang doing here?

Well, just a little payback to them SCU fools

for that stunt they pulled yesterday.

And you said I didn't have no school spirit.

You must return it!

Carlton, we're just having a little fun, man.

I know how much you hate that, baby.

Don't you understand? SCU is going to retaliate!

I mean, you've practically given them an invitation

to abscond with Percival!

Who?

Hello!

Percival, our beloved peacock! Look, Will..

I'm holding you personally responsible for its safety.

Don't take your eyes off of him.

Oh, but, Carlton, no.

That means I'll miss the big pep rally.

Well, I'm sorry, Will.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have 4000 fans

waiting for me in the quad.

Hand me my head.

I'd love to.

It's show time!

[instrumental music]

Come on, girls. Carlton's rally starts in 45 minutes.

- Uh.. - I'm sorry I overslept.

It took forever to get to sleep.

That guard dog was barking all night.

Can't he be like other dogs and quietly lick himself?

Look, I got this system so that we'd all feel safe.

Now, I just press in our code, and we're off.

[automated response] 'Fifty seconds to activation.'

'Please exit the premises.'

[dog barks]

Maybe he wants a bone.

- Yeah, one of ours. - Now, wait-wait a minute now.

What is the release command? It's, it's something German.

Um, strudel, uh, uh, schnitzel..

Oh..

Mercedes!

[dog barking]

- Let's try the front door. - Good idea. Come on.

[automated response] 'Twenty seconds to activation.'

'Please exit the premises.'

[dog barking]

[door shuts]

He's a quick little sucker, isn't he?

Maybe you should shut off the alarm.

Good idea. Okay, let me see our code.

- 'Ten seconds to activation.' - Code is, uh, is..

'Switching to final countdown.'

- 'Ten, nine, eight.' - Can we get the..

- 'Seven, six, five.' - No, I don't think that is..

- 'Four, three, two, one.' - Please!

'Activating security system.'

[buzzing]

Uh-oh.

- Daddy.. - Uh..

I'll call the security company.

Just stand still. Be still.

It's okay. It's okay.

- Just let me call.. Ooh! - Ah!

[alarm blaring]

[automated response] 'Intruder, stay where you are.'

'There is no escape.'

Well, at least we're safe.

[automated response] 'Five seconds to automated armed response.'

[instrumental music]

What happened to Carlton?

I think my Aunt Helen dropped him on his head

when he was a baby.

No. I mean, he's late for the rally.

He usually shows up early to help me

with the team seating chart.

Oh, well, he left here about an hour ago.

Well, he never showed.

Oh, I got a feeling in my guts something happened to him.

I just know it has.

[chuckles] Look, coach, trust me

Carlton wouldn't miss that game for all the cheese in Philly.

Well, he'll be there, or my name ain't..

Will!

(narrator) Is this the end of our plucky mascot?

Does this spell doom for the fighting peacock football team?

Stay tuned.

Same "Fresh Prince" time

same "Fresh Prince" channel.

[instrumental music]

(Will) 'It could be worse.'

He could have been dipped in 11 herbs

and spices.

Uh, 90 minutes before game time. Any sign of Carlton?

Well, actually, there is a sign.

That's it. Game over. We're dead!

He's not exactly Vince Lombardi.

So this how my career's gonna end, huh?

Well, at least, I still have my health.

What's that lumpy thing on the back of your neck?

Listen, listen, coach. Coach, listen.

You're sweating it over nothing.

The-the game is a lock.

We found out that the SCU starting quarterback

came down with the Canadian flu.

The Canadian flu? What the hell's that?

It's, uh, I guess it's just like the American flu, just colder.

Ah, hogwash!

Every year SCU tries to put out

some bogus rumor about one of its star players.

Mess up our game plan. Last year their kicker had rickets.

Jazz, you fed me a bad tip, man.

I might owe your bookie $500 that I don't have!

Tony the shovel ain't gonna like that.

Just ask flat-nose Gary.

The birdman is our team's lucky charm.

Without him, our players won't think they can win!

And if they don't have it here, they ain't gonna have it here!

[grunts]

And if they don't have it here, you going to get it there.

[mumbles] Give me this.

Jazz. Jazz, come here. Come here. I know where this is.

This is the rumpus room of the Kappa Omega Psi sorority.

How you know that?

Yeah, I got me a little rumpus

in that room the other night.

You know what I'm saying?

Hey, come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Yo, I-I can't go there, man.

Why not?

Restraining order. It-it's a long story.

[instrumental music]

Thanks, but I think we'll just stick with our old system.

You're making a big mistake, Mr. Banks.

Well, we've got everything, except for the dog.

He seems to have chewed his way through the fence.

And what do we do if he comes back?

Yeah? Isn't he kinda dangerous?

Only if he hasn't eaten.

I don't know, daddy, maybe we should have given

the new system a little more time.

I know, sweetheart, we live in a dangerous world

and we should take precautions

but turning our home into a bunker

isn't the answer.

Right. Let's just get guns.

You're missing the whole point, sweetheart.

Look, we're lucky enough to live in an area

where we don't have to be obsessed with safety.

Now, we missed Carlton's rally

let's not miss the big game, okay?

- Come on, let's go. - I'm so excited.

I know.

[indistinct chatter]

My God!

Somebody stole my Mercedes!

[dog barking]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Y-you know, you're way too nice to be locked up in a cage.

Does that mean you'll let me out?

No.

But you're awfully cute when you grasp at false hope.

Look, I-I know you might find this hard to believe

but in high school I was sort of a..

- A.. - Dweeb?

Well, I was going to say loner, but that, too.

Now for the first time I'm actually part of a team.

Don't do this to me.

That was so moving.

Well, I'm late for the game. Bye!

Amanda!

Never mind!

Oh, Will, I'm so glad you're here.

Shut up!

Oh, yeah. I knew you'd make it.

Shut up!

- Come on. - Oh, damn!

Uh, Will, I-I'm desperate. Uh, take off your pants.

I think you've taken this jail thing

just a little too far, buddy.

Look, i-it's almost game time.

You're gonna have to go in my place.

Well, if you think I'm putting on that stupid suit

you're out of your mind, man.

Well, if you don't, you're out 500 bucks!

Unzip me, please.

[grunts]

Ooh. It gets a little funky in there, too, huh?

[instrumental music]

Men, I know this is the first time

we've been behind at the half.

But all we need is four quick touchdowns!

We'll be right back in this thing!

(Kelly) He's here!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Hey, it looks bad, Carlton

but now that you're here, we got a chance.

Do the peacock strut.

On your feet, boys. Come on.

♪ Peacocks we're marching down the field ♪

♪ Peacocks and we refuse to yield ♪

♪ No one's tougher 'cause we are rougher ♪

♪ We are the peacocks of ULA ♪

♪ Peacocks we're marching down the field ♪

♪ Peacocks.. ♪♪

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

What the hell are you doing? That's not the peacock strut!

This is the peacock strut!

♪ Peacocks we're marching down the field ♪

♪ Peacocks and we.. ♪♪

Wh-wh-what, they rough you up or something?

Those animals!

Well, at least you're here and that's all that counts.

Okay, gather around, boys. It's time to rub the birdman!

- Yeah! - Hey! Hey!

Y'all ain't rubbing nothin' over here!

Hey, hey. Get..

- You! Where's Carlton? - Hey, look.

W-we tried to break him out, man, but it wasn't happening.

- Oh.. - Oh, man..

We're toast.

I cannot believe what I'm seeing!

Boo-hoo! Our mascot ain't here!

You big bunch of babies!

What about your fans?

They got a lot riding on this game!

Their hopes, th-their dreams!

Their nose.

Hey, listen, I'mma tell y'all one time

and one time only.

Mascots do not win football games!

Players do! Argh!

And coaches.

And you know what?

You gentlemen got a choice.

You can give up and crawl away

like spineless, gutless losers

or you can pull it together, throw it down, pick it up

strap it on, kick its butt, and go out as champions!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

This is the biggest game you will ever play!

- Yeah! - Now, now, now, sure.

Some of you may make it to the pros

but, come on, let's be honest.

For most of you, this is the end of the line!

- Ye.. - Ye..

No more big games, no more free rides

no more honeys acting like you all that.

Hey, let's be honest, we don't even know

if half of y'all gonna graduate.

Then what you gonna do? Coach?

That's right, you guys. It doesn't matter what we do.

- We're losers! - Yeah, man.

Wait a minute. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't..

Whoa, wait, wait, wait, okay, okay, okay.

Here's an idea. Rub me. Rub me.

Rub-rub the bird. Rub, rub..

Hey, Carlton. How'd you get out, man?

Well, I escaped while the housekeeper

was changing the newspaper.

Hey, fellas, I made it!

- Yeah, man. - Yeah, man.

- What did you do to them? - That is not important.

The most important thing is that you get out right there

and you strut like you never strat!

♪ Peacocks we're something ♪

♪ S-something field ♪

♪ Peacocks was to was peeled ♪

♪ No one's tougher 'cause we are rougher ♪

♪ We are the peacocks of ULA ♪

Come on, come on, come on.

♪ Peacocks we're marching down the field ♪

♪ Peacocks and we refuse to yield ♪

♪ No one's tougher 'cause we are rougher ♪

♪ We are the peacocks of ULA ♪♪

Man, this victory party's weak.

That's because we lost, Jazz.

And thanks to you, I might have a date with Tony the shovel!

Well, I hope you learned your lesson about gambling.

[chuckles]

Okay, Jazz, check it out, check it out, check it out.

Because you're my homey, right, I'm gonna give you

a five-minute head-start before I chase you down

and drop-kick your little coconut head.

Fair enough.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on, Carlton, cheer up, man. We only lost by one point.

Yo, that was a hell of a comeback.

Man, y-you should be proud as a peacock.

We played a good game.

I'm just thinking about someone.

Amanda?

Yeah.

I'll probably never see her again.

Well, I-I'll-I'll bet you $500 you'll see her again.

You're on, mister.

Carlton?

Ching-ching!

Amanda! Does this mean what I think it means?

Yes, Carlton. I've come to gloat.

Ha! We won!

[laughing] Well, bye!

Wait a minute. T-that's it?

I-I-I thought we had something special.

Dear Carlton, it would never work between us.

You're a peacock. I'm a mustang.

Can you imagine what our children would be like?

What, uh, powerful hind legs with a colorful tail?

Well, then I guess this is goodbye.

Just until we graduate.

I'll wait for you.

And I'll cut back on dating.

Hey, hey, Carlton.

Look, Will, I know if two people

like each other, it shouldn't matter

where they go to school, but the truth is, it does.

Alas, fate has conspired to keep us apart.

That's beautiful, man. I just want my $500, man.

Ching-ching!

[instrumental music]

He's a quick little sucker, isn't he?

Oh!

(male #1) 'And there you have it, ladies and gentleman, only for..'

[instrumental music]