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[instrumental music]

- Morning, y'all. - Morning.

- Happy Halloween! - Good morning.

What is this bill, Vivian, $2000 for flowers?

Oh, that's for Trevor's perpetual care.

- What? - He was Hilary'sfiance.

Oh, they get you comin', they get you goin'.

I can't believe it's been two months

since Trevor's bungee accident.

Thank God, Hilary seems to be doing better.

For a while there she seemed so crushed.

Not any more than Trevor.

Hilary is just exhibiting that old Banks resiliency. Hm!

Why, if you ask me, I'd say she's back to normal.

Whatever that is.

Guess who I'm going out with tonight?

- Who, sweetheart? - Trevor.

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story all about how ♪

♪ My life got flipped turned upside-down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪

♪ You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house about 7:0 or 8:00 ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

Uh, Hil, Hil, listen, um..

About you dating Trevor..

Oh, gosh, how can I put this gently? Um..

Yeah, well, I can't, he's dead!

Will, Hilary's been through a lot.

I'm sure she has a rational explanation

for what she's saying.

Of course, I do.

There's a TV psychic who can channel Trevor's spirit.

Okay, I owe you one.

His name is Skorpius and I've arranged for aseance.

Hilary, sweetheart, you don't really believe

in thisseancemumbo-jumbo, do you?

Believe in it? I spent $300 for it.

Honey, you spent $300 on aseance?

Not on theseance, for theseance.

I needed a new hat.

The $1000 Skorpius is charging, I just put on daddy's gold card.

Now I can say goodbye to Trevor.

[chuckles]

I don't know, if you ask me, it would be cheaper

to just dig him up.

Skorpius says I need to bring at least four loved ones

to create enough psychic energy to reach Trevor.

So, what do you guys say?

I say, thank God, I'm not a loved one.

You don't understand!

Trevor's bungee accident left everything up in the air.

I need closure.

Oh, I, for one, would be happy to go with you.

And I'm sure everyone else here would, too, wouldn't we?

Oh, I-I gotta um, go do my-my costume.

- I-I'll help you. - Yeah.

Me, too!

I can't believe you people.

How can you do this to me?

I guess we're just not a close family anymore.

[sobbing] 'I guess Hilary's wellbeing'

just is not important.

I guess nobody cares for her the way I do..

[sobbing] I'll go with you, Aunt Viv.

I can go to my party later, okay?

Alright, alright, alright, I'm onboard.

But it'll cut into my trick-or-treating time!

Oh, alright.

Come on, Will, let's go tell Hilary.

Learn from me, child.

[doorbell rings]

(Geoffrey) Oh, yes.

The little kiddies have arrived.

Oh, how I adore dressing up

for those adorable little ghosts and goblins every year.

- Trick.. - Rawr!

[screaming]

Hey, you forgot your candy!

[laughing]

[Geoffrey laughing]

Geoffrey.

It's Halloween, it's supposed to be fun for the children.

Oh, tell it to Barney.

[growling]

Hi, Will.

Oh, boy, I love this.

Halloween, the only night in a year a black man can walk around

in this neighborhood with a mask on and not get arrested.

Oh, what a night! I made a killing, 26 Milky Ways.

And the Democrats say there's a recession.

What are you supposed to be?

Oh. My idol, Macaulay Culkin.

Hey, you know why he's my idol?

Why, 'cause y'all the same height?

No, because his movies have grossed

over a half a billion dollars worldwide.

Not to mention, he's one heck of an actor.

Let's go, everyone. I don't wanna keep Trevor waiting.

What's the rush? Ain't like he goin' nowhere.

[thunder rumbling]

I hate LA smog.

Where's Will?

[screaming]

I'm sorry, I-I'm stupid, I'm stupid.

[laughing]

Oh, this is fine, isn't it?

[door creaking]

Oh, we got to get one of them in the girls' locker room.

Wow, this place is really creepy.

I know. Who would put a deco table on a Persian rug?

Skorpius!

Hello! Is anybody here?

I am Skorpius the Magnificent.

I see all.

I know all.

Who are you?

We have an appointment, Skorpius, we're the Banks--

Stop, don't tell me.

Oh, you're the Banks family.

Wow!

[gasping]

I love when a man pulls my chair out.

Come, come, sit.

I want to sit close to the door.

(Will) That was decent. that was decent.

Yeah, well.

[gasping]

Nice shot.

Now

make ready to contact the spirits.

Seem like somebody made contact

with one too many spirits, you know?

Mr. Skorpius, do you really think you can reach Trevor?

If he's up there, I'll find him.

Hey, look, Skorpius, check it out, while you up there

why don't you see if you can find Marvin Gaye

and find out what was really goin' on?

[laughing]

That was a good one.

I will now make contact

with Trevor Collins.

Everyone join hands.

Spirit guides, I summon you.

This humble earthly vessel awaits.

Fill me with your essence.

[Skorpius groaning]

Seem like some medium ain't paid their electric bill, huh?

I'm getting a message from the spirits.

Oh, they wish me to tell you, "Shut your pie hole."

Oh, oh..

I feel a presence in the room.

A tall, good-looking man

whose life revolves around news.

[gasping]

That's Trevor! I know his vibration!

[wind howling]

Trevor, I think about you constantly.

- And I, about you. - Oh.

I wish I could see you.

I wish I could see you, too.

I thought they was boring when he was alive.

Trevor, now that we can talk

there's something I've wanted to ask you

since the day you died.

Oh, of course, Hilary, ask me anything.

Do you know where I left my black suede purse?

Your black suede purse?

Well, now, let me think.

Ooh. Whoa, uh..

Oh, please!

Come on, man, I could be sucking on

some honey neck bone right now, yeah?

Whoa!

Oh, the connection is fading.

I'm losing it, I'm losing it!

Oh, like you ever had it. Oh..

- Come back.. - Yes, Trevor, don't go.

Ooh! Ooh!

Trevor has left the building.

I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

Couldn't we try again?

I couldn't possibly traverse the void again.

Uh, tonight, that is. Of course, there's always tomorrow.

[scoffs] And miss "Saved By The Bell?" I don't think so.

Oh, then let's have a look-see.

Ah..

You know, I could fit you in around 7:00

right between the exorcism and step class.

- Daddy? - Uh, no, I-I don't think so.

And I think I'd like my $1000 back, please.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but the spirits don't give refunds.

[Will mumbling]

Listen, uh, Scrupulous, um

I think you should just give my uncle his money back, you know?

We all had a good laugh, but this whole thing is bogus

and you, sir, are a fake.

[Skorpius gasps]

Nobody calls me the F-word.

[gibberish]

[scatting]

From this day forward

you will bring evil to all those in your presence.

You will end up alone and forever hexed!

I placed a curse on you.

[chuckles]

[instrumental music]

The whole thing gave me the creeps, Geoffrey.

Do you really think a person can be cursed?

How do you think I ended up here?

Hey, y'all, check it out, I got me a party to hit.

So, uh, if I hook up with some babe tonight

I promise to practice safe hex.

Ah!

This isn't funny, Will. You ruined myseance.

Forget theseance, he may have ruined our lives

once this hex kicks in.

Cut it out, Carlton.

And there's no such thing as a..

Oh, my God.

Carlton, what's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?

- What, what? Where, where? - Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on. Ah, ah..

Oh. Never mind, it's just your head.

Hey, Hil, look.

Trust me, wherever Trevor is, he loves you and he misses you.

[scoffs] What about the hex?

Look, Macaulay, there's no such thing as a hex!

[telephone ringing]

I'll get it.

Hello?

Yes, this is he.

What? Is this some kind of a joke?

'Oh, that's preposterous!'

You're-you're right, I will talk to my lawyer.

Philip, what is it?

The DA says he has proof that I took bribes.

- What? - How?

I've been suspended from the bench.

My reputation is destroyed, I'm ruined!

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

Mornin', Uncle Phil.

Did you talk to your lawyer yet?

I'm through, Will.

I don't know why, but the DA has it in for me.

I could get ten years.

Uncle Phil, you're innocent, man.

Dad, I just want you to know that regardless of what happens

I'll always be at your side.

Carlton, what the hell happened to your hair?

Oh, no, you don't. I'm not falling for that again.

Oh, my hair!

I look like a snow cone! What happened?

Ah. The hex.

Oh, Carlton, that's not it.

That gold stuff you sprayed on your hair, it must have

done something to your hair. Now, just-just-just wash it out.

- I did, last night! - 'Help! Help!'

Ashley.

Help, somebody turn it off!

Ah!

What do you mean that was out? That was in!

What's going on? I heard screams!

Ashley was attacked by the tennis-ball machine.

Ooh! Oh, thank goodness.

For a moment there I thought you'd found

those Polaroids of me in a tutu.

New Year's Eve, a fellow gets crazy.

You alright, sweetheart?

I think I sprained my ankle

and my big tournament is tomorrow.

Why would the machine go haywire like that?

It's the you-know-what.

I'm telling you, dad, it's gonna pick us off one by one

until we all end up on "Unsolved Mysteries."

Would you just shut up with this hex?

I mean, it's all just one big coincidence.

[knocking on door]

- Can I help you? - Are you Geoffrey Butler?

Yes, I am.

And you must be the woman of my dreams.

You are!

[gasps] Oh!

Geoffrey Butler, I'm agent Wanda Davis

Immigration and Naturalization.

You're in this country illegally.

- Uncle Phil! - No buts, Butler.

(Wanda) You're being deported. Let's go!

Oh, God!

The hex has gone international.

Geoffrey, Geoffrey, don't you worry

I'll get you the best lawyer in town.

I don't need a lawyer!

What I need is a judge who can be bought off, like you!

I was framed, I tell you, framed!

This is all your fault.

[mumbles] Now, come on, Carlton.

Now, I don't know what's going on around here

but it don't have nothing to do with no stupid hex!

Uh, isn't that right, Uncle Phil?

I don't know what to believe anymore, Will.

Come on, Uncle Phil, not you, too!

[Vivian screams]

Vivian! Vivian!

- Jazz! - Ew!

- Philip, do something! - Hey, dad.

You know, now that I'm going to be in the family

maybe we could talk about my trust fund.

What did you say?

Jazz and I are getting married.

Over his dead body.

Excuse me, but doesn't anybody care what I think?

(all) No!

Well, Jazz does.

And that's why I've fallen for him.

To think, all these years I never appreciated you.

I love you, snookums.

Right back at you, Hilakums.

- Pshh. - Pshh.

I'll be in the kitchen throwing up.

We're gonna name our first son after you, daddy.

By the way, I thought we could get started tonight.

[chuckles]

That's it!

[screams]

This is all your fault! You got us all hexed!

I want you packed and out of here by tonight!

But w-w-wait, wait a minute. Aunt Viv, what are..

- Out! - Aunt Viv, wait a minute.

This is me.

Your little Willie, you know, the adorable, charismatic

sometimes troublesome, yet overall wonderful young man

you've grown to love.

Don't throw me out, Aunt Viv. Listen, listen.

I'll go back to Skorpius and I'll get us all un-hexed, okay?

[Hilary chuckling]

Hurry.

Hurry.

'Hurry!'

[instrumental music]

That's strange.

[doorbell rings]

It's open, mother. Come on in.

- Who are you? - Will Smith. Skorpius?

That's my last name. I'm Ralph Skorpius.

What are you doing in my house?

It's me, remember? The vampire.

You remember theseance, the hex, the..

[scatting]

Listen, take anything you want, just don't hurt me.

[chuckles] Look, man, I didn't come here to start no trouble.

Uh, I just wanna apologize.

Uh, what happened to this place, man?

[laughs] What happened to you?

Anything you see here is yours.

Hey, look.

Please, take it all.

Hey, look, Skorpius, man, um..

Look, I don't know what's going on here, alright?

Look, I just, I just came to ask you

to break the hex, alright, man?

I'm begging you, man!

[sobbing] Why are you playing with me?

I-I, I-I-I think I'm-I'm losing my family, man.

I think I'm losing my mind.

Why you can't just break the hex, man?

Break the hex!

I don't want no vase, man.

I just want you to break the hex, alright?

Break the hex!

Break the hex, man.

Can you break the hex?

Break the hex..

Break the hex, man.

Why you can't break the hex, man?

- Break the hex. - Will!

- Break the hex! - Will, Will, wake up!

Will, you were having a nightmare.

[chuckles]

Carlton, y-your hair.

Hey, what kind of dream were you having, mister?

Carlton, man, oh, man.

Listen, we-we was all hexed and everything.

E-e-everything was going wrong

and the-the whole family was turning against me.

Oh, it was a nightmare, man.

Uh, it was so real!

Well, I'm gonna go have some breakfast. Wanna go?

Uh, oh, yeah, breakfast, that's right.

- Uh, with our family, right? - Yeah.

Yeah, let's get to our family.

- Morning, y'all. - 'Morning.'

- Happy Halloween! - Good morning.

What is this bill, Vivian, $2000 for flowers?

That's for Trevor's perpetual care.

- What? - He was Hilary's fiance.

(Philip) 'They get you comin', they get you goin'.'

I can't believe it's been two months

since Trevor's bungee accident.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a second, guys.

Hey, let's talk about something else here, alright?

(Vivian) 'Thank God, Hilary seems to be feeling better.'

'For a while there she seemed so crushed.'

Not any more than Trevor.

Hey, hey, hey, listen. How about those Lakers, huh?

Hilary is just exhibiting that old Banks resiliency.

Why, if you ask me

I'd say she's practically back to normal.

- Whatever that is. - Whatever that is.

Ah!

Guess who I'm going out with tonight?

No, no, no, no.

Uh, let me out, let me out!

- Who, sweetheart? - Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike?

Trevor.

No-o-o!

(male #1) 'In five, four, three, two.'

But it will cut into my trick or treats..

Here we go.

But it will cut into my trick or treats..

I can't.

I'm just gonna say my line and go.

[laughing]

(Carlton) I can't get it out. I cannot get it out.

-Come on, one more.. -Hold on, hold on.

[instrumental music]