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the cold gate come
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hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry
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Lewis presented by the Colgate pom of
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Pete company makers of Halo shampoo
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K Dental
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cream Fab the new wash day
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Suns and palm oliv so
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lean Martin and Jerry Lewis company with
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Dorothy
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Dandridge and Danny Arnold Bob and Eddie
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Mayo Donald McBride and Marian Marshall
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for the courtesy of Hal Wallace musical
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Direction by dick seil written by Ed
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Simmons and Norman
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Lear par director
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fman choreography by Bob and Eddie
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Mayo NBC production supervisor Sam
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Fuller
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produced and directed by Ernest D
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Gutman ladies and gentlemen I'm sure we
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all realize the debt of gratitude we owe
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to Dr SS for his donation of this
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pricelessly historic yes indeed however
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there has been a rumor that Dr s's
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Discovery is not authentic now please
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remain I just Dr s would you object if
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we had this fossil inspected by
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independent experts I would not good I
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have invited two of the world's leading
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archaeological authorities to inspect
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our specimen and here they are those
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great scientists Dean Martin and Terry
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Lewis
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nice to see you all come on no children
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allowed get out of
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there Mr Le this is Dr Sil Dr s Dr Z
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well have to bring a note from his part
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get out of there enough of thisy please
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examine the uh the dinosaurus well
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dinosaurus you we're going to have s if
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we don't hry listen how old is this C
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right here over 14 million years old
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well can you all prove it why yes by the
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fossilization of the bone the filiz
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ation of your brains we're not
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interested where's the bre certificate
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show us we have to examine this thing
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look out of the way now look at this
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this thing comes
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apart at
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I thing was no good it was
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dead is that funny
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Dean what you did I knocked the whole
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thing down everything you knocked down
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anytime I ever did that on any of the
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shows you always got mad and you yelled
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at me not now
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no why' you do it
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why well it was an accident I didn't
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mean to harm by it I thought you were
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laughing and we were going to be
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friendly like always but G will
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linkers K Willington yeah don't say
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anymore introduce my first song oh No if
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you're mad at me I don't want to have
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Mo's mad I don't
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know just introduce my song well no if
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you're mad at me I don't have introduce
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the song I keep your hand yourself
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because I got rough with you Rocky don't
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fool with me I don't have to introduce
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your song If I don't you don't want to
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Oh I thought you going to hit me in a
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nil I I'm not going to introduce you if
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I don't want no I don't want it if I
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don't
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want put the lights on I didn't say
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nothing though you
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didn't you ruined the whole side the bo
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suit look it's all bleeding oh listen I
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got to tell you one thing before I
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introduce de song we have two wonderful
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fans in New York we have little Slugger
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Wilson he's ear what happened to the
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camera oh he's ear wil son and I said I
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would say hello to him and to Richie
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Maro a 10-year-old boy is celebrating
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his birthday I promised that Dean and I
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would wave to him so to you
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Richie I would like to very much
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introduce my song that my my my partner
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song I'm a little nervous and my tongue
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gotten away and my eyes tooth and I
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couldn't see what I was
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saying come in Tracy I can hear you all
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so anyhow uh I would like to uh which
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camera you're all moving
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around everybody's so
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confused well anyhow I'm going need doce
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my part come back here you got no gut
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you're running
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away I'm going to introduce my partner
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song and this is a young man I'm very
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proud of presentent which side do I go
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over here oh all right everybody is so
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nervous R your teeth with ax anyhow
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I I I would like very much to introduce
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my partner sing a very beautiful tune
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it's one of his latest recordings and uh
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he records on the sides of per Como's
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records so
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uh
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boy am I in the dog housee well I can't
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help it Jack then why are you leading me
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at dog's
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life I'm sorry Jack your dentist is the
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one to answer that oh gone she's right
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the trouble with Jack was unpleasing
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breath Colgate Dental cream cleans your
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breath while it cleans your teeth
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scientific tests prove that in seven out
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of 10 cases col Gates instantly stops
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unpleasing breath that originates in the
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mouth and brushing teeth right after
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eating with Colgate Dental cream stops
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tooth decay best Dental research shows
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that the Colgate way stopped more Decay
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for more people than ever before
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reported in D for history no other
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toothpaste or powder ammoniated or not
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offers such conclusive proof well now I
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have my dogghouse back cuz col Gates
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fixed up things for
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Jack your teeth
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with clean your breath water toothpaste
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clean your teeth Cate toothpaste clean
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your breath water Toth
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CLE your
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teeth remember always use Colgate Dental
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cream to clean your breath while you
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clean your teeth and help stop tooth
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decay ladies and gentlemen this is Jimmy
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Wallington
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Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were not
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always stars of the Colgate Comedy Hour
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in their early days as a team they knew
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much
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hardship tonight we'd like to take you
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back to
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1945 when the boys were green and the
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pickings were lean they haven't worked
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in weeks they haven't eaten in
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days as we see them now they are just
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about to enter another agency let's see
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how they make up
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Murray's booking
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agency no I'm sorry we have nothing
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today oh I'm awful hungry de I'm awful
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hungry I'm hungry too geie well we got
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to get some work I'm awful hungry well
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we got to get some work to buy too yeah
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but we've been to 30 of these ages I
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don't want to go well make that's the
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last one maybe we'll get some work in
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here H I don't think show but let's try
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come on S all right hello here we
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are dances and funny pattern that's fine
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fellas but we have nothing for team
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we're not a team we work
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together we work together get a loaded
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in here we are
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I don't think she likes it was very nice
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fellas but we have nothing for you let
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you Dy I told
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you food food food
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food may just a little no
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just what your go you
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now uh what did you say you did what
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kind of well I dance with my partner we
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do jokes a come on I'm
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hungry H you say you want an act right
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away I'll see what I can do you and me
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you and me you and me ventriloquist you
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and me man no we sing and we dance we're
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a team he wants a ventriloquist that's
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the guy and he uses oh
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no not me no I'm not going to do it no
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forget it I'm not going
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to I haven't overheard that you needed
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the dummy andent I'm the vent Mar's name
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and here's de Martin jerky well that's a
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coincidence say you might be just the
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man I want yeah come in the office crazy
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oh well that's certainly a pretty big
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dummy yeah you can know how big a dummy
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he
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is now what this hey did you take a bath
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this morning why is there one missing
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well you'll never get anywhere with that
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thing why not yeah you've got to get
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something that looks
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human keep spping out I'm sorry you know
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human look at that genuine hair wash his
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head
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look huh that's pretty good yeah do you
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mind see my
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guess have to be so real about it I
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don't want to do this I don't want to do
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it no I don't want I got a
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match what' you say a match oh sure I
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got a match want a like
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I've only got a little time let me see
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what you can do
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okay what's your name
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over R uhhuh that's a funny name for a
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dummy dad wanted a cop
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spanel oh you no good
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you well let me see now uh uh old are
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you 6 years old 6 years old well you're
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pretty big to be 6 years old mother
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wanted a California
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Redwood hey look I've only got a little
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while in fact my lunch is right now lch
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lunch lch
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lunch minute this is Sensational why
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didn't you tell me before you can do two
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voices at oh that's nothing we were
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working in Boston I'll
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never that's terrific yeah I sit down
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and have L with me and with talk cont
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okay take
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my but how do you like that they bring
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you to lunch put it down you serve
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yourself how about that that's today for
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you imagine that not about
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this million
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I to thank you
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CH that's what I like about you you're
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always working
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yeah now hey you know it's a good thing
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that dummy cyat there's only enough for
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two
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yeah you IM that dummy with a big plate
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of food in yeah that's terrific give me
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a little piece of food
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only tricks sure I can eat and he can
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talk at the same time what no I'm not
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going to talk give me
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something anything happened I was
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walking on my way to the restaurant and
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get something and eat I was pretty
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hungry boy yes sir boy I was pretty
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hungry boy no boy I was pretty
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hungry another trick I can drink a Coke
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and make him sing at the same time no
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yeah C go ahead I'm not going to do it
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without
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a the day will never end oh I'm hungry
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without how long can it hold a note oh
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long as you holding not I'm not holding
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nothing I'm
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hungry
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wonderful now look you finish your lunch
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I'll have my secretary dra off a
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contract take your time Miss Smith if
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you will miss Smith if you
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will now you wanted to eat go ahead hry
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oh I'm so hungry Oh I thought i''d never
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leave go ahead oh I'm so hungry watch I
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eat you know you haven't eaten in a long
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time yeah I know because I'm all will
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hurt you in a nice way wait a minute
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pick up the knife and fork and eat like
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a gent watch your stomach CU you feat no
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if you eat
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I forgot how to eat
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already all right Bo eat let let me have
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just something D I'm so
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hungry you're going to let me
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[Music]
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you crazy
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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well here we are all we have to do is
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put the name at the bottom of the paper
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here all
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right are you here's a Hey where's the
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dummy oh he took a care I no he does I
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don't like to have him around while I'm
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doing business you know some good ideas
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sure got
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that what's that I'm doing that I'm
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doing what's going on here what are you
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trying to put over Mar nothing I'm doing
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that I don't think that's a dummy I
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think that's human you call it you call
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me a liar I'm calling you I think that's
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a human being I'll prove it to you prove
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it I still think it's human this is not
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human it's human look at this huh huh
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look at that don't mean anything thing
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don't believe it huh Still Human you
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want me to prove it prove
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[Music]
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it let your beauty be seen yes let your
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beauty be seen Palm Olive brings out
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beauty while it cleans your skin I want
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want you to hear the story of a famous
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singing star who avoided camera closeup
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cuz her skin looked under par her career
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was on the Rocks until a girlfriend said
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you can in 14 days be lovier with beauty
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36 leading skin specialists in 1285
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tests proved Palm olives Beauty plan
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brings most women Lovelier complexions
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in 14 days so start Palm Olive's Beauty
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plan today gently massage Palm Olive
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soap extra mild pure lther onto your
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skin for just a minute three times a day
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rinse and pat dry yes doctors prove Palm
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olives Beauty results now that soprano
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is so stunning her complexion looks so
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fine with skin like a rose she will
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happily pose anytime and wherever she's
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seen on stage or screen she's living
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proof you can have a lovier brighter
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smoother skin with
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beauty yes let your beauty be seen Palm
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Olive brings out beauty while it cleans
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your
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[Music]
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skin hey hello everybody Halo Halo
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shampoo presents the true story of the
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Sleeping
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[Music]
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Beauty Ed what a doll Ed what a mess
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what did you do with your hair washed it
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washed it with what with this though
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that brother don't you know soaping
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doll's hair Halo glorifies it let me
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demonstrate Halo is not a soap or oily
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cream made with a special patented
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ingredient Halo can't leave dulling soap
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film Halo needs no special rinse leaves
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hair fragrant soft and shiny o and Halo
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leaves my hair so easy to manage so
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don't you be a Sleeping Beauty use Halo
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shampoo and find your PR J so Halo
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everybody Halo Halo shoo
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Halo hi this is mar Lindsay why don't
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you follow Sleeping Beauty's advice and
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find a prince of your own you see Halo
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shampoo glorifies your hair leaves it
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soft naturally shiny and so wonderfully
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easy to manage next time you buy a
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shampoo
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remember soaping dull's hair Halo
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glorified
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[Music]
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look KY I run the best prison in this
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state and I'm not going to have my
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record spoiled now we got to report the
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two of our most vicious killers are
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starting from tonight and we got to find
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out what it is what are you going to do
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Warden the District Attorney's Office
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sent over a special investigator I'm
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going to plant him in that cell he'll
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find out what that plan is
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Charly is that guy in a convict suit yet
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he's all set Warden good put him on I
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want to talk to him there he is his name
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is plumber listen plumber the da says
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you're one of his toughest investigators
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that's good you're going into a cell
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with a couple of killers now we know
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there's something cooking down there
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it's up to you to get the dope you got
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to be tough and Fairless don't worry
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about me Warden I'm so tough I scare
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myself
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hey professor what time is it uh the
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little hands on four and a big hands on
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two
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7:30 I can't wait till it's midnight hey
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yeah we going action at thr
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sh
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what hey you guys come here where you
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are you boys are going to have a little
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party here yeah yeah but bring you good
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guy he is one of the toughest guys we
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ever had up here it's nobody tougher
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quiet quiet the now there he is now come
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on get your hands off me you cloudy
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coppers get your hand
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[Music]
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me tell Mom about
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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this
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hello hello fellow
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oh oh
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hello H how are you both feeling
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haa I must gain their confidence they
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must think I'm a
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killer I'm a killer
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[Music]
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[Music]
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here
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buddy I'm not taking all that nonsense
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from you buddy watch your step you'll
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get hurt
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Buster all right you hey you don't give
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me no trouble buddy just watch your step
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mind your manners I may be skinny but
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I'm
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anemic because guys give me a hard time
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I felt him see I give a shot like that
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and I te ahead and I F ahead and a blood
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and a dripping a beding and I Bel him
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and Bel
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him come on now you listen to me
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squirrel head take your hand off me
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buster you might get
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hurt this cell ain't a big enough for
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the tree of us well why doesn't he
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leave come here he's overacting this
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fell isn't
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[Music]
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he oh jeez he's a strong fell this
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fell
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[Music]
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go all
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right I'm going to miss you yeah get out
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of here no I want to stay with you get
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out of here no I want to stay with you
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fellas
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[Music]
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now stop this
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N Out all right for you I'll go but
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you'll be sorry come here Professor I'll
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go in this
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[Music]
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way you get in here I came through the
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rck I want to stay with you f you came
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through the water never mind I want to
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be here with you fellas come on give the
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chance a kid give the kid a what I know
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it's kid's got guts and if he keeps it
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up he's going to see
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him come on let me be with you B I like
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him let's tell him about the plan but
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babbe it's a stool pigeon me a stool
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pigeon I don't even like peanut don't
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even like
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peanut wait a minute I'll find out go
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ahead hey you you ever packed a g on
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your hip when you C The Heist did I
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why did you ever take it on a lamb with
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a shamers where had the cocer beside the
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[Music]
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Creed had lived I don't know where I am
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now did I ever take a Crosser on a
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shamas with a lamb I had a GRE why I had
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a bir Rick and
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a we went to the top of the road map we
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took a seat cover there and we saw Rocky
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and aie they were traveling up the road
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coers hemmed in they stopped the rooll
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block and Angie got and he said a rocky
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give me the money we're on top of the
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rooftop and you asked me if the shamas
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about a kog on a lamb with a
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creas have you well
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no come on get to bed cuz it's almost
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midnight that's a good idea I'm tired
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all
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right take me up her bunk all right bunk
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[Music]
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[Music]
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now what was that for some of those
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guards are peeping
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Tong come on get the back
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[Music]
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maybe it's
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mine get off from
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[Music]
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me what are you doing down there I was
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[Music]
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lonesome Lift It Up Lift It
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Up My come
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on get off of the bed oh my Heavens
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you're ruthless
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get
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off hey what are you doing I'm reading a
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funny book hey I like the funny books
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read to me about frighty to B frighty to
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bitey all
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righty right Upon a Time Freddy to
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birdie we're taking a little trip all
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right you guys lights out lights out
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already how can I read about how can I
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read about Freddy to buy with all the
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Lia B to B was taking a trip with some
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of his friends
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and what was
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that what was that that I saw that's a
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first of the tower my heavens look at
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the way it illuminates the whole
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room bir to birdie and his
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bra and
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they were having a s CL and F toie all
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his
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[Music]
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friend
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[Music]
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what I
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think that's your put stuff in
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your be careful care don't spell it
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don't spell it all right you got it
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Professor I got it my
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crazy aha so that's their
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plan fellas you can't do this fellas you
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don't know what you're doing get out of
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here the warden has a wife and children
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dad and your three time losers oh
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fellows take heed oh take heed don't do
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this thing
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[Music]
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what hello break like hello what do you
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mean coming here like oh boy are we in
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trouble these guys W well come
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on it's too
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late shut we're going to give it to you
558
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now it's midnight yeah we been waai in a
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long time a long
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time give it to him
561
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now happy birthday
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[Music]
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00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:56,039
F that watch without aach and any other
564
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:58,480
product with a ble back washer get you
565
00:30:56,039 --> 00:30:59,600
call Brighter you get a clean washed
566
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with
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00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:06,960
f washer without a bleach did you say
568
00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:06,960
whiter without a
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00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:14,399
bleach caller to get a clean fa fa wash
570
00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:16,200
is whiter without bleaching wher than
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any other washing product known with
572
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,440
bleach in the wash water and I have to
573
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,840
work so hard to get my husband's shirts
574
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:26,399
white the collars and cuffs special you
575
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,519
owe it yourself to use Fab because Fab
576
00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:31,480
will save you a lot of work no soaking
577
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:33,880
no bleaching no rinsing as for work
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00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:36,960
clothes tab gets them cleaner than any
579
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:38,720
soap gets all the grease in the grime
580
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:41,880
doesn't leave any soap film in the
581
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:45,480
hardest water yes I think I'll try a box
582
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,639
the faab right consider make that to bux
583
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,600
yes
584
00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:54,159
ma you'll be glad you tried
585
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:55,679
Fab how about you I decided to try Fab
586
00:31:54,159 --> 00:31:59,039
and oh what a difference that made for
587
00:31:55,679 --> 00:32:01,480
me on wash day see how white and clean
588
00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:06,000
this shirt is even the collar and the
589
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:08,240
cup and not a drop of bleach only fair
590
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,039
makes my pretty colored things look so
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00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:14,960
much brighter too and as for work
592
00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:18,480
clothes they even smell
593
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:20,320
clean why don't you try Fair it's
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00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:35,240
wonderful
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[Music]
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thank
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00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,440
you thank you very much ladies and
598
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:43,360
gentlemen right now gives me great
599
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:47,360
pleasure to introduce a young man that
600
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:49,120
Jerry and I think a lot lot lot of uh we
601
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,279
heard this young man sing he has a very
602
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:54,000
beautiful operatic voice we know you'll
603
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:55,679
enjoy him and so all I have to say is
604
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,400
very good friend of mine and Jerry's Mr
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00:32:55,679 --> 00:33:19,809
Salvador insky
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00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:19,809
[Music]
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00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
my
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[Music]
609
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,360
dreams that
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00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:54,930
[Music]
611
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,200
you my
612
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with
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00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:13,359
your me
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00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:19,399
[Music]
615
00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:24,119
burn in hand we'll find PR land there'll
616
00:34:19,399 --> 00:34:24,119
be no one but you
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00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:30,029
[Music]
618
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,560
if
619
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,560
you will
620
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,560
be
621
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:54,849
more long
622
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:54,849
[Music]
623
00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:00,699
[Applause]
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00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:22,260
[Music]
625
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,680
every fre
626
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:56,110
[Music]
627
00:35:51,880 --> 00:36:04,159
there'll be no one but you
628
00:35:56,110 --> 00:36:04,159
[Music]
629
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:19,219
[Music]
630
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:28,240
[Music]
631
00:36:26,079 --> 00:36:29,440
now where you been Jerry
632
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,960
why do you always do a thing like I
633
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,960
wanted you to hear this I especially
634
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,680
told you to hear oh I heard it on the
635
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:38,000
monter on the what on the monter that we
636
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,160
watch oh the monitor oh that's the way
637
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,520
you say it yeah that's the only way well
638
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,319
anyhow I wanted to come out and tell you
639
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,040
that it would be nice if we did a a a a
640
00:36:43,319 --> 00:36:47,359
request number a lot of people they
641
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,839
wrote us letters and they said that it
642
00:36:47,359 --> 00:36:52,280
would be nice if we would do a number we
643
00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:55,680
did once before on our show so I said oh
644
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,000
boy well uh what what particular number
645
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:00,040
you thinking about well why don't we do
646
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:03,920
that at Round song Trion song that's not
647
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:06,079
Trion that's our Tron our Tri that's
648
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:09,040
right I didn't know that in a house well
649
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:10,440
who requested this I said in a house why
650
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,040
don't we do this number cuz it's a
651
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,680
request well who requested it your
652
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,079
mother my mother so I said all right ma
653
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,760
we'll do it so why don't I leave the
654
00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:20,160
bamby and then sing the second girl and
655
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:22,680
we should have a jolly
656
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,680
time ladies and gentlemen would like to
657
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,720
do very beautiful little Italian number
658
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,920
from that great Italian opera entitled s
659
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:31,280
each's own we hope you
660
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:34,560
enjoy is that
661
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:36,580
funny is that no
662
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:47,070
no here we
663
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:47,070
[Music]
664
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go where
665
00:37:54,490 --> 00:38:02,880
[Music]
666
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:02,880
play regular play
667
00:38:05,319 --> 00:38:10,000
regular oh a wire for us
668
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,040
oh
669
00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:21,400
[Music]
670
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,400
where where
671
00:38:22,610 --> 00:38:25,649
[Music]
672
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,040
carrying watermelons what is
673
00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:47,179
[Music]
674
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,400
this l
675
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[Applause]
676
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,850
wonderful
677
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L
678
00:39:03,850 --> 00:39:19,090
[Music]
679
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:28,800
of trying to get a tan oh
680
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,800
T far farar
681
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:39,659
[Music]
682
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,480
wait you at you got Black Keys here
683
00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:59,200
happens I got Black
684
00:39:53,480 --> 00:40:00,640
Keys you got white keys plentiful
685
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,440
why you playing in the
686
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,640
cracks play on the top of the key skinny
687
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:08,560
fingers skinny
688
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,960
fingers trouble buddy I get man this
689
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,960
trouble
690
00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:16,190
[Music]
691
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:25,660
[Music]
692
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:27,920
buddy way
693
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:32,680
[Music]
694
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,680
body come on off
695
00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:37,719
[Music]
696
00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:46,689
[Music]
697
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:55,440
[Music]
698
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:06,119
[Music]
699
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:08,440
regular oh
700
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:11,810
Marie hey
701
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:23,289
Marie Hiser be
702
00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:23,289
[Music]
703
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:44,269
day love
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00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:44,269
[Music]
705
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:56,319
[Applause]
706
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:58,640
you last six Bo bring it out we got to
707
00:41:56,319 --> 00:42:00,640
finish with a big finish we got to do a
708
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,720
big finish we're overtime but you just
709
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:05,040
can't go off unless you do a big finish
710
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:32,290
hurry up big finish
711
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:39,739
[Music]
712
00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:39,739
[Applause]
713
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:55,119
thank you thank you you been wonderful
714
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,760
to us we'd like you to remember don't
715
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:58,599
forget your contributions to the New
716
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,680
York Hospital you've been wonderful
717
00:42:58,599 --> 00:43:03,490
don't forget Donal Conor next week Don
718
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:06,850
be we love you good night God
719
00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:06,850
[Applause]
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00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:14,400
bless the coate Comedy Hour has been
721
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:18,040
presented by Halo
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shampo P
723
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soap Dental
724
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:26,680
cream and Fa the new wash day Suns
725
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:58,359
be sure and tune in again next week at
726
00:43:56,319 --> 00:43:59,839
the same time and Donald L Conor will
727
00:43:58,359 --> 00:44:01,920
return to the Colgate Comedy Hour with
728
00:43:59,839 --> 00:44:04,119
the special guests Harper Mar and nand
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00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,119
De
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00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:09,119
Carlo the following week whatav Lucas
731
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:12,200
cello will be your stars on the Colgate
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00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:14,440
Comedy Hour and three weeks from tonight
733
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:17,079
Eddie caner will be back
734
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,920
again now good night for the Colgate
735
00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:22,160
Comedy Hour which has been presented by
736
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:25,450
the Colgate p p company makers of
737
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:26,230
quality products since 1806
738
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[Music]
739
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[Applause]
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