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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:09,760 [Music] 2 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:21,439 the Colgate Comedy 3 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:30,359 Hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry 4 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:34,200 Lewis presented by the Colgate ol of 5 00:00:30,359 --> 00:00:34,200 Pete company makers of Halo 6 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,079 shampoo Colgate devle 7 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,160 cream Ajax 8 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:51,239 cleanser and palm Olive salt 9 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,840 and now the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis 10 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,840 show with J 11 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:12,479 Morgan and fan is musical Direction by 12 00:01:10,119 --> 00:01:16,080 dick stabil written by Ed Simmons and 13 00:01:12,479 --> 00:01:18,400 nman Lair dance and Stage by fan 14 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:20,119 settings by Theodor Cooper NBC 15 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,079 production supervisor Sam Fuller 16 00:01:20,119 --> 00:01:26,880 television director Kingman T Mo 17 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:26,880 produced and directed by Ernest D GL 18 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,600 ladies and gentlemen today we have 19 00:01:39,159 --> 00:01:43,040 reached the finals in our annual bathing 20 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,880 beauty contest today we pick Miss C 21 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,960 nymph of 22 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:49,520 1951 as for our judges we have sec 23 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,840 secured two of the greatest Authorities 24 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,600 on feminine plitude ladies and gentlemen 25 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:56,360 I give you our judges are the men who 26 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:59,360 knew women best ad Deen Martin and Jerry 27 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,360 Lewis 28 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:08,119 [Applause] 29 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,759 [Music] 30 00:02:08,119 --> 00:02:13,640 quiet quiet all right where's the girls 31 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:15,720 where's the I take the second one no 32 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:18,280 they like the girls we want the girls to 33 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:20,560 walk around almost with the yeah where 34 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:23,879 are the finalists bring out the girls 35 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,879 that's the 36 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:30,000 finalist you B big beautiful do 37 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:35,879 my arms around you 38 00:02:32,879 --> 00:02:35,879 I 39 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:46,120 without hey I like it I like 40 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:51,080 it I like it 41 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:51,080 yeah that's very nice oh you're 42 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,440 beautiful take 43 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:11,040 [Music] 44 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:13,680 wow I'll take two of these I'll take 45 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:16,959 three of these what about Dad I'll take 46 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,560 four of these good boy and wow there 47 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:22,159 come on let's read your buddi hurry up I 48 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,159 can't wait I can't wait to pick the 49 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:30,200 winner we RIS a decision you a picked 50 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:33,959 the winner yeah we got the winner we got 51 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:36,280 we pick Miss Greeno that's impossible we 52 00:03:33,959 --> 00:03:39,000 don't have a Miss Green Point yes she is 53 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,000 Miss Green 54 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,439 [Music] 55 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:49,640 Point she's very nice really when you 56 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:52,360 get to know her she's very nice yeah but 57 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:54,760 who wants to know her I like it I like 58 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:58,079 it how do you feel about winning honey 59 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:59,879 I'm flab gasted she's flab aasted this 60 00:03:58,079 --> 00:04:02,040 is preposterous she can't win this 61 00:03:59,879 --> 00:04:06,319 contest oh yes she can she woned fair 62 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:10,959 and square didn't you Geneva I sure did 63 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:10,959 and thanks in the All for Love cousin 64 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,890 [Applause] 65 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:25,680 [Music] 66 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:28,320 [Applause] 67 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:30,520 Jerry every time we do you always have 68 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,680 to slip in I was figer and jeene would 69 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,880 be in there you know no and jeene wasn't 70 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:36,479 in the contest no I I didn't want to 71 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:39,560 tell you she was my cousin cuz she gave 72 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:41,240 me a couple dollars why do you always do 73 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,720 things like this to me I try to treat 74 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:45,600 you like a a great Humane and you do a 75 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,440 thing like this to me well I'm sorry 76 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,639 Dean I just wanted to help her out you 77 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,240 know she ain't very pretty and people 78 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:54,560 don't look at us I thought she won a 79 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:57,560 contest maybe she'd be the bell of the 80 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:59,080 bll you forget that I even endorsed you 81 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,759 and you go over and tell her lacrosse 82 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,800 cuz this kid you're going to introduce a 83 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:04,320 number for me oh yeah you go get ready 84 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,479 of your number I'll tell them all about 85 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:09,639 the number all right all righty bye bye 86 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:12,560 L ladies and gent no don't laugh this 87 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:14,440 what is it I got to get over here what 88 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,440 what is it with you guys just cuz you 89 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,960 wear an earphon you can direct people 90 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:21,240 around maybe I don't want to go over 91 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:24,560 there look at where they put me on a 92 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:27,199 small little stage no look at a tiny 93 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:29,919 little stage how much can you do 94 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:31,560 here oh over there there's a big 95 00:05:29,919 --> 00:05:33,440 beautiful stage look at what they give 96 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:37,280 me here you think this is a beautiful 97 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:37,280 kiten nah look at 98 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:52,840 [Applause] 99 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,919 this you see now you see what happens 100 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:58,479 when you're not working for these 101 00:05:54,919 --> 00:06:00,479 people anyhow oh he's out a white now so 102 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:03,120 they keep him in here at the war warm 103 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:05,520 up next week you'll see Eddie can on a 104 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:07,360 Kate Comedy Hour a great performer a 105 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,440 wonderful guy you should look in he's 106 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,910 got a wonderful 107 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,910 [Applause] 108 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:17,599 shot butly I would like to say right 109 00:06:15,319 --> 00:06:19,479 here that my partner is going to do is 110 00:06:17,599 --> 00:06:21,680 are you you're not close enough are you 111 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:23,720 can you see every can you see all of me 112 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:26,479 cuz I want they should see I just had my 113 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:28,850 upper lips fixed I had trouble with the 114 00:06:26,479 --> 00:06:29,830 I to 115 00:06:28,850 --> 00:06:32,950 [Music] 116 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:32,950 [Applause] 117 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:39,800 let me ask you something do you find 118 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:42,039 cleaning your bathtub downright drudgery 119 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:47,039 I did until three little friends of mine 120 00:06:42,039 --> 00:06:51,160 told me about Ajax cleanser use 121 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:58,240 Ajax colgate's new Ajax cleans all 122 00:06:51,160 --> 00:07:01,879 bathroom surfaces up to 50% faster a the 123 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:06,360 finger get clean just like a 124 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:10,879 wh you stop paying the elbow Tex when 125 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:12,039 you start cleaning with Ajax so a the 126 00:07:10,879 --> 00:07:15,240 foing 127 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:19,639 cleanser fls the dirt right down 128 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:25,560 the Ajax leaves no gritty cleanser gum 129 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:25,560 in tub or sink so use Ajax the 130 00:07:28,039 --> 00:07:36,280 foringer AJ the new scouring cleanser 131 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:38,960 Foams as it cleans Ajax Cuts grease 132 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:42,639 faster than any other leading cleanser 133 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:49,879 Ajax polishes with half the 134 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:49,879 effort and it smells good too so 135 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:57,360 ax remember Ajax cleans tubs sinks pots 136 00:07:54,599 --> 00:08:00,120 and pans too twice as easy and twice as 137 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:03,000 fast as any other leading cleanser so 138 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:06,440 get two cans one for the kitchen and one 139 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,960 to keep in your bathroom Ajax the foing 140 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,960 action 141 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:18,680 cleanser there you are Mr Miller all 142 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:20,360 nice and comfy thank you Nurse when's 143 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:23,000 the doctor going to show up oh he should 144 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:24,319 be along any moment you just be nice a 145 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,680 good 146 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:29,919 morning L how do you feel this morning 147 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,720 fine that's nice oh how do how you feel 148 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:33,080 this morning B oh pretty good doctor 149 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,680 yeah you look all right look a little 150 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,240 better this morning you know I said well 151 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,360 I think we can take the cast off in a 152 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,919 couple days oh that's fun that's all 153 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,000 right well nurse have you seen the new 154 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:45,000 orderly around yes he's around here 155 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,839 someplace well I wish it'd get here we 156 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:50,839 would like to use this man you know like 157 00:08:48,839 --> 00:08:53,120 what is this What's Happening Here good 158 00:08:50,839 --> 00:08:53,120 morning 159 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,800 breakfast 160 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:00,920 myud all right no visitors get out of 161 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:04,600 here I got bement let me see well Mr 162 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:07,279 Miller you look a lot better how's the 163 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:09,279 l oh you still in a little pain well 164 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:14,160 we're going to have to take care of that 165 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:16,880 here here now no noise Mr no no noise Mr 166 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:19,200 Miller nurse prepare for surgery 167 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:22,720 immediately and get some hot water and 168 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:24,959 blankets right away what you get I'm not 169 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,240 well come on let's straighten this bed 170 00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:28,240 out here yeah we got to straighten out 171 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:32,279 the bed I'm sorry I'm sorry Dr Martin I 172 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:35,279 didn't notice you I up lift him up yes 173 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:35,279 sir 174 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:41,240 hey sorry no all right no you know 175 00:09:39,519 --> 00:09:44,160 doctor I didn't know you 176 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:46,480 see all right no 177 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,600 I all 178 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:51,440 right you all 179 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:53,440 right sh I'm going to examine you come 180 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:57,200 here no I'm all right I'm all right 181 00:09:53,440 --> 00:10:01,320 doctor I'm I'm all right 182 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,320 no good morning doctor how 183 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:08,360 sit down 184 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:11,360 here take off your clothes 185 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:14,640 here I don't even know 186 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:21,040 you take off your clothes I will not 187 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:21,040 sir take them all off right now 188 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:33,360 [Music] 189 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:41,440 we going take your temp take my tempure 190 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:45,959 yes yes we yes we are is this is this 191 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:45,959 important this is real important all 192 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:54,360 [Music] 193 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:57,600 righty you're not supposed to eat those 194 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:59,760 things I like it I like 195 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:02,000 it that's that's 196 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,600 your reflexes right ref yeah that's 197 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,860 important eh oh sure now we got to see 198 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,240 if you're all 199 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:09,040 [Music] 200 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:13,680 right 201 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:18,040 okay how's that feel I don't mind it at 202 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:19,330 all I like it I like that doesn't bother 203 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,680 you no not at 204 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:24,399 [Music] 205 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:26,160 all nothing no I don't mind well forget 206 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:38,079 it get off the couch 207 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:38,920 [Music] 208 00:11:38,079 --> 00:11:42,279 all 209 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:45,500 right B 210 00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:46,959 up you're 211 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:56,320 [Music] 212 00:11:46,959 --> 00:12:00,399 right ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah b b b b b 213 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:04,760 b b b d d 214 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:04,760 I'll I'll 215 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,700 [Music] 216 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:16,190 [Music] 217 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:24,480 I'll well did you miss me huh you did 218 00:12:23,399 --> 00:12:26,399 well look now here's what you're 219 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:28,320 supposed to do you got to tell me 220 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:29,880 everything I do in the hospital you're 221 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,920 supposed to whenever the patients call 222 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:34,959 you you run and see what they want is 223 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:36,720 that right nurse sure and now listen and 224 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:40,279 you always got to keep everything clean 225 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:43,040 all the pots in the pants is that right 226 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:46,160 sure and whenever anybody is see but the 227 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,880 mirror is that right sure any questions 228 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:50,079 no I understand everything perfectly 229 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,920 doctor when any any of the patients they 230 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:54,720 want anything I must give it to them 231 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:57,440 right away ain't that right 232 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,399 baby and in case something is wrong they 233 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,920 want something I must run quickly like a 234 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:06,240 bunny and get it ain't that right baby 235 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:08,440 and when they want me I must be on call 236 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:11,320 every minute other day to be a 237 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:14,370 full-fledged doctor of this Hospital 238 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:15,920 ain't that right 239 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:19,360 [Music] 240 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:21,279 baby I like it I like it yeah I figured 241 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,800 you like it now look here you can't be 242 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:24,800 doing things the first time I kiss the 243 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,920 girl doctor I swear I've never kissed a 244 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,680 girl before I'm just young I'm starting 245 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,839 out in the world if I told you I was 246 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:34,079 happy what more could I 247 00:13:30,839 --> 00:13:35,720 say oh get away from oh patient excuse 248 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,720 me Dr Martin I cut my finger with a 249 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,480 scalpel could you he cut his finger oh 250 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,519 please doctor may I take this as my 251 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,600 first case sir I will try my best to 252 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:46,360 help him out I think this is a definite 253 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:48,519 metaphor of the arm and if in the event 254 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:51,120 the bloodstream circulates he may have a 255 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:53,480 burd attached no this happens to be a 256 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,519 crein who have a lot T well I can take 257 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,839 care of it sir Hest okay all right 258 00:13:55,519 --> 00:14:00,720 excuse this it doesn't look too bad I 259 00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:03,279 just want to see how he'll do it 260 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:05,519 [Music] 261 00:14:03,279 --> 00:14:07,680 just a little eye dine that's all got to 262 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:09,320 bandage it and keep it very secure 263 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,800 because this is very important that 264 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,800 nothing happens to the arm Inda does 265 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:16,240 turn around here so that just keep 266 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:18,440 turning yeah we keep the arm ni and 267 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,040 clean and nothing will happen to the 268 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:23,639 rest of the body so that you don't have 269 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:25,839 any falsehood coming from the side of 270 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:29,800 the whole bandage and it will be kep 271 00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:29,800 nice and clean 272 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,160 yeah 273 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:53,440 [Music] 274 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:55,440 fing I just try to help him you 275 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,880 shouldn't do like things to help anybody 276 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:59,320 like that now come here get some plant 277 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:01,720 medicine 278 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:04,040 doctor here are L 279 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:06,839 still L 280 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:11,759 still here the next Patient next patient 281 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:11,759 what I don't know breathe in breathe 282 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:16,759 in and now how do you feel today Mr me 283 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,240 I'm in terrible pain terrible pain 284 00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:20,040 terrible pain oh we gave him too many 285 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,320 sedatives yesterday we can't give any 286 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,560 more how about some soothing music yeah 287 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,120 music music music radio turn the radio 288 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:29,720 oh this is going to it'll help something 289 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,720 to sure 290 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,199 oh my 291 00:15:35,710 --> 00:16:22,830 [Music] 292 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,360 you have been listening to a program of 293 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,079 modern military music brought to you 294 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:33,519 each week by honey buug 295 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:36,440 Clippers on station wst at the bottom of 296 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:41,959 your radio dial today's martial music 297 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:41,959 was Qui for you by the Sy 298 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:49,360 [Music] 299 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:55,440 Orest that was my only 300 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:57,639 radio sorry I know you feel a little bit 301 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,440 bad I feel very unnerved very very 302 00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:02,360 untensioned I'm very very upset but why 303 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:05,079 don't you get yourself a sedative a 304 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:07,510 sedative yeah yeah I think I will all 305 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:10,619 right I'm very 306 00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:10,619 [Music] 307 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:29,880 upset what is what happen 308 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:32,120 [Music] 309 00:17:29,880 --> 00:18:00,799 what say 310 00:17:32,120 --> 00:18:03,159 [Music] 311 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:05,159 hello everybody this is Marco Daniels 312 00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:06,799 with another Charming guest who is going 313 00:18:05,159 --> 00:18:10,480 to tell you about fashions for this 314 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:13,200 summer and how pal mv's 14-day plan fits 315 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:15,320 into your fashion picture meet Miss 316 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,720 Louise Hutchinson well-known fashion 317 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,640 coordinator and stylist hello everyone 318 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,559 Louise what is the fashion scoop for 319 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,799 this summer well naturally cotton are 320 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:26,520 going to be big again and linens and 321 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:28,799 shantung will be more popular than ever 322 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:31,240 the big colors will be yellow pink and 323 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:34,440 beige to show off your nice 324 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:36,400 suntan and that reminds me I just want 325 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:39,159 to say that the prettiest clothes in the 326 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:41,200 world can never substitute for a fresh 327 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:43,200 lovely complexion your clothes are 328 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,679 certainly very pretty Louise and your 329 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,760 complexion is lovely well thank you you 330 00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:50,880 know Mark I've been a pomale fan for 331 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:53,799 years and years before that you wouldn't 332 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:56,760 have wanted my testimonial so whenever a 333 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:59,120 model needs complexion advice and ask me 334 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,120 my secret I always tell her about Palm 335 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:04,320 oliv's Beauty plan how about telling us 336 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:06,720 about it right now Louise well just wash 337 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:09,640 your face three times a day with palm 338 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:12,640 oliv's pure fragrant lather massaging it 339 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:16,440 onto the skin for 60 seconds each time 340 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:19,799 then rinse and pat dry and palm Olive so 341 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:23,720 wonderfully mild and gentle your skin 342 00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:26,240 actually feels Lovelier thank you Louise 343 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:29,720 yes ladies doctors prove pal Olive's 344 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:32,159 Beauty results in test after test 36 345 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:34,520 leading skin Specialists have proved pal 346 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:37,600 oliv's Beauty plan brings Lovelier 347 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,720 complexions to most women in 14 days 348 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:42,640 that means you can have a Lovelier 349 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:45,640 complexion in 14 days with palm Olive 350 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,640 soap 351 00:19:51,570 --> 00:20:01,880 [Music] 352 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:04,440 well hello Sophie did you cook a nice 353 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:06,880 turkey dinner I certainly did Mr Martin 354 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:09,280 well that's nice delicious turkey good 355 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,360 but you're late Mr Martin your company 356 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,640 will be here any minute well I was over 357 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,600 I was tied up a little bit over the 358 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:17,120 employment agen I hired a new valet you 359 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:21,120 know did he get here yet he sure did 360 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:23,679 well that's good that's what you think 361 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,679 what 362 00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:42,660 oh whe AB 363 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:42,660 [Music] 364 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,699 [Music] 365 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:59,160 [Music] 366 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:05,799 I'm Mr Martin what are you oh I'm your 367 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:08,400 new valet sir you're my valet yes sir 368 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:10,520 hot di it J yes sir I'm your your 369 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,919 gentleman gentleman sir and I'm here to 370 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,440 see that everything is just fine and 371 00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:15,840 dandy 372 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:19,880 haaha what's your name what's your name 373 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,880 my name is Dudley sir 374 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:25,960 Dudley they all thought I was going to 375 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,960 say melv 376 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:32,159 [Applause] 377 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,960 I think that if we 378 00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:38,200 would you smell something burning 379 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,200 burning what's burning 380 00:21:38,919 --> 00:21:42,760 here oh my goodness I 381 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,640 dropped I know sorry sir I'll have it 382 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:53,480 weave yeah you'll have it 383 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:55,440 weo Maya uh my fiance is coming over and 384 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,600 she's she's bring beyon to go you're 385 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,080 going to marri yeah she's coming over 386 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,480 for a dinner and she's bringing popping 387 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,919 her mop with her mom with her so I 388 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:06,039 figured you you have you ever served 389 00:22:03,919 --> 00:22:09,240 before I want you to serve have you ever 390 00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:11,279 served before have I ever served before 391 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,360 I work for the Morgans the asers The 392 00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:15,320 Rockefellers the birds and the cleans 393 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:18,120 and you have the nerf to ask me have I 394 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,120 ever served 395 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:24,840 before have you well no 396 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,960 no I think I would be able to do it very 397 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,799 nicely I will well all right that's okay 398 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,600 and you watch it would you mind fix my 399 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:32,720 oh not at all sir I would like very much 400 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,840 to do that so that you will be tidy and 401 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:37,120 eat so when you no just one minute I 402 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,400 have to get this sh I didn't kill that 403 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:41,720 woman no no sir no I just want to fix 404 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:44,600 this th so that it's very nice and it's 405 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:46,679 very neat I I can't seem to get there a 406 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:49,039 put my I had my cuff Lings here wait 407 00:22:46,679 --> 00:22:51,720 just one minute sir let me no just just 408 00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:54,159 let me let me finish the tie for my C 409 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:56,640 yeah I know I just want I had some cup 410 00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:59,320 no let me let me just one second no I'll 411 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,640 have it finished in a minute sir 412 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,640 one 413 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:14,480 second 414 00:23:11,919 --> 00:23:18,000 hello hello 415 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:22,880 Hy yeah yeah this is dudly nice time for 416 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:24,840 H to call what yeah oh I don't know HBY 417 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,120 make it short will you buddy make it 418 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,679 short will you bud he don't even know 419 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:31,240 you oh there my fiance she's coming in 420 00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:33,000 the door pick her shirt up take 421 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,720 everything away now watch pick up the 422 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:38,120 ass we're going to have a party take off 423 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:40,840 the laundry hurry hurry hurry let's go 424 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:44,720 come on what answer the door dignity 425 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:48,070 dignity no my name is do no you dignity 426 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:50,679 when you were ay dignity 427 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:54,320 [Music] 428 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:54,320 dignity all right here we 429 00:23:54,679 --> 00:24:00,360 are let the old lady sit over here 430 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,750 fine how are you 431 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:04,750 [Music] 432 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:13,039 now will you go get some martinis get 433 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,290 some what you martinis you heard of 434 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:16,720 Martini sure 435 00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:19,400 [Music] 436 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:23,000 de where did you find him I don't know 437 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,000 he came in the basket oh he's so 438 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:30,559 strange I think going to be all right 439 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:34,000 [Music] 440 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:34,000 dley you serve the mother 441 00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:38,279 First 442 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:44,279 [Music] 443 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:46,600 Watch get up 444 00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:50,760 there honey there's something wrong with 445 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,760 my shoe get your foot off there 446 00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:58,120 lady what's wrong with why were you 447 00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:58,120 brought up in the barn 448 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:07,039 no you you forgot the 449 00:25:03,679 --> 00:25:09,960 olives heaven to Betsy he's 450 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:12,200 right honey do we have to eat him after 451 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,600 we're married well if you like his type 452 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,600 h you 453 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:23,250 [Applause] 454 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,840 the a CH 455 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,480 get I know 456 00:25:39,399 --> 00:25:44,840 champag we have some we have some 457 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:58,719 [Music] 458 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:10,159 they got me Rocky they got me it's a 459 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,159 champagne I made it for a blue 460 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:21,720 [Applause] 461 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:23,880 yes yeah announce dinner what announce 462 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:28,840 dinner 463 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:32,760 oh hurry up we're all going to eat now 464 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:38,720 you over here here you go over there I 465 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:38,720 right the old man over no lady lady over 466 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:47,140 [Music] 467 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:55,280 here over 468 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:55,280 [Applause] 469 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:11,640 [Music] 470 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,640 would you get the 471 00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:17,000 turkey would you would you get the 472 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,790 turkey the 473 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:25,799 turkey yes all 474 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:28,279 [Music] 475 00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:31,240 right I better see what's going on with 476 00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:34,320 just turn yes sir wrap it around there 477 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,320 Kido yes 478 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,920 [Music] 479 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:45,960 sir Get Your Filthy Hands Up 480 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:58,940 [Music] 481 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,720 you got too big of 482 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:17,640 [Music] 483 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:20,600 turkey you like the white meat sir I 484 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:23,159 love the white meat who asked 485 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:25,200 you I think we lost the punch lineer the 486 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:27,600 whole sketch what 487 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,600 happened what happened where's the wish 488 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,120 What happened to the Wishbone huh we 489 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,399 lost the wishbone 490 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,470 listen you know how accidents happened 491 00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:36,200 on 492 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:38,720 [Music] 493 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,919 shows if we didn't find the wishbone you 494 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,919 people would be tuned in till 495 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,480 11:30 this is no joke if we didn't find 496 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:50,600 the wishbone you see the sweat dripping 497 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,600 down now this is not spit we're 498 00:28:55,559 --> 00:29:02,559 working oh here's a wish 499 00:28:59,919 --> 00:29:04,760 bone isn't that remarkable that you 500 00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:07,399 found it in there where I put 501 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:10,240 it why don't we break it for good luck 502 00:29:07,399 --> 00:29:13,159 what do you say to that 503 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,679 fella it's okay with me we better hurry 504 00:29:13,159 --> 00:29:15,840 I don't care if you people walking out 505 00:29:14,679 --> 00:29:17,519 in the back but they're beginning to 506 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,679 walk towards us let 507 00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:24,480 hurry all right let's break 508 00:29:20,679 --> 00:29:24,480 the pretty hard wish 509 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:31,440 B don't fall because I'm doing the jokes 510 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,440 here we go 511 00:29:31,610 --> 00:29:34,750 [Music] 512 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:49,479 [Music] 513 00:29:53,650 --> 00:30:03,589 [Applause] 514 00:29:54,910 --> 00:30:03,589 [Music] 515 00:30:03,919 --> 00:30:09,919 Halo everybody Halo Halo shampoo 516 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:12,919 presents the inside story of the Frog 517 00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:15,200 Prince oh dear me I'll never meet my 518 00:30:12,919 --> 00:30:17,360 prince charming if my hair isn't pretty 519 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:20,720 it's not shiny and I've just washed it 520 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:24,279 too weep not fair lady I'm going to help 521 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:28,120 you help me but how first of all get rid 522 00:30:24,279 --> 00:30:31,600 of this stuff soaping D's hair Halo 523 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:34,320 glorifies it let me show you Halo's not 524 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:36,960 a soap or an oily cream so it can't 525 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:40,559 leave any dulling soap film and you 526 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,960 don't need a special rinse oh froggy 527 00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:47,360 it's 528 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:49,760 beautiful Halo shampo Halo Oh My Prince 529 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:52,120 Charming remember Halo leaves your hair 530 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:56,440 free of loose dandruff and wonderfully 531 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,440 easy to manage Soo 532 00:30:56,919 --> 00:31:02,639 everybody Sho 533 00:30:59,919 --> 00:31:05,240 Halo if you have a prince in mind 534 00:31:02,639 --> 00:31:08,960 remember this about shampoos soaping 535 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:11,559 dll's hair but Halo glorifies it Halo 536 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,559 made with a patented ingredient needs no 537 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:17,200 special rinse and leaves hair 538 00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:23,000 wonderfully easy to manage next time try 539 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:24,720 Halo America's favorite shampoo so heo 540 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,860 everybody 541 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:35,829 hello Halo shampoo 542 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:35,829 [Applause] 543 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,240 hello thank you uh ladies and gentlemen 544 00:31:39,639 --> 00:31:43,519 uh we'd like to say you know this is a 545 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,480 very fabulous business television you 546 00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:47,240 have to run and change flows you carry 547 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,600 on you knock your brains out the 548 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,960 compensation is very very very wonderful 549 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,760 you're entertaining an awful lot of 550 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,960 wonderful people people come to see you 551 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,480 in the theater it's amazing how people 552 00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:00,279 know so little about it you know and and 553 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,760 the people in television don't 554 00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:03,240 particularly care to tell people about 555 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,200 it because they like it to be sort of a 556 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:08,919 mystery with me I don't go for none of 557 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,880 this I don't want people should be 558 00:32:08,919 --> 00:32:12,679 disillusioned oh by the way I want to 559 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,679 wish Charlie Brown the very best very 560 00:32:12,679 --> 00:32:16,799 dear friend of ours gentleman who we go 561 00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:19,320 to stay with at his hotel Brown's hotel 562 00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:20,919 in L sheld all the time a I worked as a 563 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:24,519 bus boy for him so I thought I'd mention 564 00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:26,720 it by the way you know when we work on 565 00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:27,960 television you see this thing here look 566 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,799 look now let me show you what I mean 567 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,080 about disillusioning people I don't like 568 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:35,240 this I tell Colgate every show I won't 569 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:37,399 use Ajax if you tell people lies see 570 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,159 what it says here Jerry loves Patty 571 00:32:37,399 --> 00:32:41,240 that's my wife Patty I got a beautiful 572 00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:44,960 little girl she's married to me we have 573 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:47,679 two little kids jerky kids but they're 574 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,279 cute and see underneath there it says 575 00:32:47,679 --> 00:32:52,840 Dean loves Genie from before in the 576 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:55,600 first number see they want people should 577 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,720 think it's a different 578 00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,039 tree they want you to think they put up 579 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,519 a this ain't even a real tree this is 580 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:04,919 cardboard it ain't real look over here 581 00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:06,720 see they have little cards you think see 582 00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:09,559 it says here Jerry loves Patty this 583 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,440 ain't a real tree to cost $3,000 it's a 584 00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:12,799 little cardboard for 6 cents they make 585 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,279 it 586 00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:17,399 up see now colgate's going to call me 587 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:18,799 after the show and they say to me you 588 00:33:17,399 --> 00:33:20,360 shouldn't do these things you mustn't 589 00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,960 tell people so then when I pull out my 590 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,840 Colgate tube and say I brush my teeth 591 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:31,840 with it they like 592 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:35,159 me Jerry Jerry where's Jerry yo j i 593 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:38,360 oh well if it isn't the Italian Bruce 594 00:33:35,159 --> 00:33:39,960 cabat what is it here what is it Dean 595 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:43,000 hurry because I have many things to take 596 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,000 care of before the show's 597 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,799 conclusion i' like 598 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,279 to I like to do another little song but 599 00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:50,880 I didn't rehearse it with dicks to be 600 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,639 you didn't rehearse the number Dean 601 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,080 you've got to get here on time to 602 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:58,480 rehearse your numbers because dick isn't 603 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,519 well well would you mind conducting this 604 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,799 B number for me oh I'd love to what tune 605 00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:03,159 are you going to do tell me what tune 606 00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:04,320 are you going to do tell me what tune 607 00:34:03,159 --> 00:34:05,399 are you going to do give me a chance 608 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,240 I'll tell you I'll tell you all right 609 00:34:05,399 --> 00:34:08,879 what tun uh there's no 610 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,960 tomorrow is that what you're going to 611 00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:15,000 sing now yes I like it I I know I know 612 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,320 you like it so we're going to do you 613 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,079 don't mind help what do you want to make 614 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,599 a fedal case I'm going to help you all 615 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:23,159 right get out of here and get me some 616 00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:26,399 money too so we're going to do there's 617 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:28,399 no tomorrow and uh Mr uh Jerry Lis is 618 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:31,399 going to conduct so here we go are you 619 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,399 ready 620 00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:50,259 [Music] 621 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:06,000 love is a 622 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:10,560 flower it blooms so 623 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:13,920 tender each kiss do 624 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,920 Dr of 625 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:22,309 Sweet Love is a 626 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,309 [Music] 627 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:30,520 moment let's take this moment that an i 628 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:33,520 follow me will 629 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,520 you 630 00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:43,489 gr there 631 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,489 [Music] 632 00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:51,880 no now is 633 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:57,440 forever love is 634 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:22,340 [Music] 635 00:36:22,839 --> 00:36:34,390 get your pieces here 636 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:42,440 [Applause] 637 00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:45,440 [Music] 638 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,440 oh 639 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:58,400 the oh 640 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,400 oh oh me 641 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,319 and don't fool around now sing the white 642 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,780 words and stop Ling me up cuz when I get 643 00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:14,590 mad buddy I get mad 644 00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:14,590 [Music] 645 00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:21,720 buddy hey hey 646 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:27,440 [Applause] 647 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:27,440 hey hey theing cleanser 648 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,040 Oho give him 649 00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:48,780 AO come come 650 00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:48,780 [Applause] 651 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:56,630 [Music] 652 00:37:55,250 --> 00:38:01,300 [Applause] 653 00:37:56,630 --> 00:38:01,300 [Music] 654 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:05,969 [Applause] 655 00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:16,699 [Music] 656 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,640 there buddy buddy what do you want to do 657 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,000 well you know what I feel bad about de 658 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,000 see how everybody applauds and 659 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,720 everything yeah this is wonderful but 660 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,319 you know I don't like to stand back 661 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:36,720 there and leave the Bandon you should be 662 00:38:32,319 --> 00:38:38,160 sell at 36 oh licorice h i mean you we 663 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,119 should be out here together both you 664 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,560 know like a team and everything why 665 00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:43,319 don't we do a number together where 666 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:46,640 everybody can see us you 667 00:38:43,319 --> 00:38:46,640 know good 668 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,680 idea why don't we do 669 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,599 it yeah lots of luck now you show us 670 00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,319 five minutes 5 minutes why are we going 671 00:38:58,599 --> 00:39:03,640 to get 5 minutes wor the material now 672 00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:03,640 well after that live we may talk 673 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,680 dietes come here for a second come here 674 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,839 for a second will you come here no just 675 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,079 for one second no wait no one you're the 676 00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:16,119 fell come here see the fell with the 677 00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:18,520 earphones this is the fell who shows us 678 00:39:16,119 --> 00:39:20,760 the cards he says like this see 30 679 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,480 seconds then he shows us another card 680 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,560 and it says cut we got to listen to him 681 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,680 and when you give us these signs no wait 682 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,440 when you give us these signs and you 683 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:32,599 tell us to do things you get a kick out 684 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,599 of it you know it's F get 685 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:39,040 out all right let's let's do my father 686 00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:41,319 listen let's do a song together you know 687 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:45,319 you remember that old old song called 688 00:39:41,319 --> 00:39:48,880 Baby it's a cold outside my shoes all 689 00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:48,880 right there the new 690 00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:54,960 number there the new number 691 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,240 boy look there's a new number that it's 692 00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:00,800 called Uh I I'm in love well I like you 693 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:03,560 too Dean but I mean no I'm in love it's 694 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,800 I you know you sing a part that goes uh 695 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:08,160 he showing me signs again what is it 696 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:12,200 it's down to four now good yeah look if 697 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:12,200 this guy comes out here and he 698 00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:16,599 get 699 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:25,720 picture come here just a second look 700 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:29,079 yeah tell me tell me hurry tell me tell 701 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:31,520 you sing this you sing I don't need 702 00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:33,079 analyzing cuz I know it's you do that 703 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:36,440 and I'll do the slow part which part do 704 00:40:33,079 --> 00:40:39,560 you do I hear music oh I heard that 705 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:42,750 number I like that a lot all right we 706 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:51,000 all right let's TR 707 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:51,000 [Music] 708 00:40:52,839 --> 00:41:00,000 okay hey hey what do you do what do you 709 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:03,800 think you do I sign the 710 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:06,680 number it's supposed to be I don't 711 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,720 need oh I got it now I got it you keep 712 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:11,430 it yeah I'm trying to get rid of it all 713 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:21,030 right 714 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:21,030 [Music] 715 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:27,960 okay I don't know how it's 716 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:29,839 go only I'll do your part you do mine 717 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,680 was this be all right simple oh that 718 00:41:29,839 --> 00:41:35,480 would be certainly swell Cardinal and 719 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:38,480 Keen I thank you Ali for helping me out 720 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:40,760 okay you do my part I'll do yours okay 721 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,760 here we 722 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:50,079 go iar mus and there's no one 723 00:41:46,319 --> 00:41:52,520 there I hear birdies and their wheels 724 00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,520 are 725 00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:57,560 there the wheels are be I didn't know 726 00:41:55,359 --> 00:42:00,680 the was 727 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:03,520 now you done you got the easy part no 728 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,040 wonder oh that's right I think I can get 729 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,760 it now aren't you mixing your cards 730 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,359 buddy you told you showed me two then 731 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,880 you just showed me three what got a fast 732 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:13,960 what do we got now how many minutes we 733 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,960 got two minutes lots of luck 734 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,720 okay I hear 735 00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:22,200 [Applause] 736 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:24,559 anal I 737 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,599 like let's do a number where we're both 738 00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:28,640 together like a team like a team yeah 739 00:42:26,599 --> 00:42:31,119 not breaking up a pretty song everybody 740 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,920 likes like my heart to cries for shoes 741 00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:34,599 my 742 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,960 shoes 743 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:39,800 Okay heart R for 744 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:43,280 you for 745 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:49,079 you for you my 746 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:53,599 [Applause] 747 00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:58,000 heart Arizon and feeling blue I would 748 00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:58,000 like to be there and I 749 00:42:58,359 --> 00:43:05,440 you can be gone I will love 750 00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:07,319 there 751 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:14,040 my for 752 00:43:07,319 --> 00:43:17,520 you for you for you my heart long for 753 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:21,760 you please come back to 754 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:24,040 me we were dancing lovely I knew you I 755 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:27,280 tried to love you darling never knew 756 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:29,280 when I would never linger why my side 757 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,960 don't you come back to 758 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:36,359 me 759 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:41,470 my for you for you for you my heart 760 00:43:36,359 --> 00:43:45,630 longs for you please come back to 761 00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:48,729 [Music] 762 00:43:45,630 --> 00:43:48,729 [Applause] 763 00:43:53,400 --> 00:44:00,090 me good night God bless love see you 764 00:43:57,870 --> 00:44:03,179 [Music] 765 00:44:00,090 --> 00:44:03,179 [Applause] 766 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:11,720 ComEd has been presented by Halo 767 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:15,599 shampoo Colgate beel cream Ajax cleanser 768 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:15,599 and pal Olive soap 769 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,760 la 770 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:46,969 [Music] 50076

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