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the Colgate Comedy
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Hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry
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Lewis presented by the Colgate ol of
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Pete company makers of Halo
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shampoo Colgate devle
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cream Ajax
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cleanser and palm Olive salt
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and now the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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show with J
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Morgan and fan is musical Direction by
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dick stabil written by Ed Simmons and
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nman Lair dance and Stage by fan
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settings by Theodor Cooper NBC
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production supervisor Sam Fuller
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television director Kingman T Mo
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produced and directed by Ernest D GL
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ladies and gentlemen today we have
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reached the finals in our annual bathing
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beauty contest today we pick Miss C
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nymph of
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1951 as for our judges we have sec
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secured two of the greatest Authorities
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on feminine plitude ladies and gentlemen
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I give you our judges are the men who
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knew women best ad Deen Martin and Jerry
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Lewis
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quiet quiet all right where's the girls
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where's the I take the second one no
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they like the girls we want the girls to
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walk around almost with the yeah where
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are the finalists bring out the girls
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that's the
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finalist you B big beautiful do
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my arms around you
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I
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without hey I like it I like
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it I like it
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yeah that's very nice oh you're
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beautiful take
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wow I'll take two of these I'll take
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three of these what about Dad I'll take
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four of these good boy and wow there
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come on let's read your buddi hurry up I
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can't wait I can't wait to pick the
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winner we RIS a decision you a picked
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the winner yeah we got the winner we got
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we pick Miss Greeno that's impossible we
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don't have a Miss Green Point yes she is
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Miss Green
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Point she's very nice really when you
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get to know her she's very nice yeah but
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who wants to know her I like it I like
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it how do you feel about winning honey
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I'm flab gasted she's flab aasted this
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is preposterous she can't win this
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contest oh yes she can she woned fair
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and square didn't you Geneva I sure did
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and thanks in the All for Love cousin
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Jerry every time we do you always have
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to slip in I was figer and jeene would
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be in there you know no and jeene wasn't
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in the contest no I I didn't want to
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tell you she was my cousin cuz she gave
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me a couple dollars why do you always do
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things like this to me I try to treat
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you like a a great Humane and you do a
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thing like this to me well I'm sorry
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Dean I just wanted to help her out you
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know she ain't very pretty and people
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don't look at us I thought she won a
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contest maybe she'd be the bell of the
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bll you forget that I even endorsed you
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and you go over and tell her lacrosse
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cuz this kid you're going to introduce a
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number for me oh yeah you go get ready
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of your number I'll tell them all about
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the number all right all righty bye bye
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L ladies and gent no don't laugh this
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what is it I got to get over here what
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what is it with you guys just cuz you
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wear an earphon you can direct people
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around maybe I don't want to go over
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there look at where they put me on a
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small little stage no look at a tiny
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little stage how much can you do
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here oh over there there's a big
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beautiful stage look at what they give
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me here you think this is a beautiful
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kiten nah look at
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this you see now you see what happens
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when you're not working for these
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people anyhow oh he's out a white now so
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they keep him in here at the war warm
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up next week you'll see Eddie can on a
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Kate Comedy Hour a great performer a
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wonderful guy you should look in he's
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got a wonderful
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shot butly I would like to say right
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here that my partner is going to do is
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are you you're not close enough are you
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can you see every can you see all of me
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cuz I want they should see I just had my
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upper lips fixed I had trouble with the
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I to
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let me ask you something do you find
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cleaning your bathtub downright drudgery
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I did until three little friends of mine
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told me about Ajax cleanser use
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Ajax colgate's new Ajax cleans all
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bathroom surfaces up to 50% faster a the
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finger get clean just like a
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wh you stop paying the elbow Tex when
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you start cleaning with Ajax so a the
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foing
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cleanser fls the dirt right down
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the Ajax leaves no gritty cleanser gum
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in tub or sink so use Ajax the
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foringer AJ the new scouring cleanser
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Foams as it cleans Ajax Cuts grease
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faster than any other leading cleanser
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Ajax polishes with half the
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effort and it smells good too so
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ax remember Ajax cleans tubs sinks pots
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and pans too twice as easy and twice as
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fast as any other leading cleanser so
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get two cans one for the kitchen and one
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to keep in your bathroom Ajax the foing
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action
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cleanser there you are Mr Miller all
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nice and comfy thank you Nurse when's
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the doctor going to show up oh he should
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be along any moment you just be nice a
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good
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morning L how do you feel this morning
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fine that's nice oh how do how you feel
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this morning B oh pretty good doctor
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yeah you look all right look a little
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better this morning you know I said well
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I think we can take the cast off in a
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couple days oh that's fun that's all
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right well nurse have you seen the new
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orderly around yes he's around here
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someplace well I wish it'd get here we
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would like to use this man you know like
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what is this What's Happening Here good
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morning
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breakfast
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myud all right no visitors get out of
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here I got bement let me see well Mr
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Miller you look a lot better how's the
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l oh you still in a little pain well
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we're going to have to take care of that
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here here now no noise Mr no no noise Mr
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Miller nurse prepare for surgery
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immediately and get some hot water and
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blankets right away what you get I'm not
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well come on let's straighten this bed
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out here yeah we got to straighten out
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the bed I'm sorry I'm sorry Dr Martin I
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didn't notice you I up lift him up yes
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sir
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hey sorry no all right no you know
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doctor I didn't know you
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see all right no
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I all
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right you all
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right sh I'm going to examine you come
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here no I'm all right I'm all right
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doctor I'm I'm all right
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no good morning doctor how
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sit down
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here take off your clothes
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here I don't even know
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you take off your clothes I will not
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sir take them all off right now
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we going take your temp take my tempure
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yes yes we yes we are is this is this
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important this is real important all
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righty you're not supposed to eat those
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things I like it I like
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it that's that's
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your reflexes right ref yeah that's
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important eh oh sure now we got to see
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if you're all
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right
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okay how's that feel I don't mind it at
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all I like it I like that doesn't bother
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you no not at
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all nothing no I don't mind well forget
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it get off the couch
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all
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right B
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up you're
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right ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah b b b b b
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b b b d d
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I'll I'll
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I'll well did you miss me huh you did
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well look now here's what you're
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supposed to do you got to tell me
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everything I do in the hospital you're
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supposed to whenever the patients call
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you you run and see what they want is
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that right nurse sure and now listen and
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you always got to keep everything clean
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all the pots in the pants is that right
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sure and whenever anybody is see but the
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mirror is that right sure any questions
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no I understand everything perfectly
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doctor when any any of the patients they
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want anything I must give it to them
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right away ain't that right
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baby and in case something is wrong they
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want something I must run quickly like a
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bunny and get it ain't that right baby
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and when they want me I must be on call
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every minute other day to be a
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full-fledged doctor of this Hospital
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ain't that right
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baby I like it I like it yeah I figured
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you like it now look here you can't be
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doing things the first time I kiss the
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girl doctor I swear I've never kissed a
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girl before I'm just young I'm starting
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out in the world if I told you I was
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happy what more could I
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say oh get away from oh patient excuse
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me Dr Martin I cut my finger with a
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scalpel could you he cut his finger oh
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please doctor may I take this as my
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first case sir I will try my best to
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help him out I think this is a definite
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metaphor of the arm and if in the event
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the bloodstream circulates he may have a
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burd attached no this happens to be a
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crein who have a lot T well I can take
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care of it sir Hest okay all right
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excuse this it doesn't look too bad I
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just want to see how he'll do it
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just a little eye dine that's all got to
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bandage it and keep it very secure
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because this is very important that
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nothing happens to the arm Inda does
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turn around here so that just keep
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turning yeah we keep the arm ni and
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clean and nothing will happen to the
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rest of the body so that you don't have
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any falsehood coming from the side of
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the whole bandage and it will be kep
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nice and clean
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yeah
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fing I just try to help him you
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shouldn't do like things to help anybody
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like that now come here get some plant
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medicine
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doctor here are L
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still L
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still here the next Patient next patient
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what I don't know breathe in breathe
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in and now how do you feel today Mr me
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I'm in terrible pain terrible pain
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terrible pain oh we gave him too many
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sedatives yesterday we can't give any
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more how about some soothing music yeah
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music music music radio turn the radio
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oh this is going to it'll help something
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to sure
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oh my
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[Music]
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you have been listening to a program of
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modern military music brought to you
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each week by honey buug
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Clippers on station wst at the bottom of
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your radio dial today's martial music
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was Qui for you by the Sy
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Orest that was my only
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radio sorry I know you feel a little bit
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bad I feel very unnerved very very
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untensioned I'm very very upset but why
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don't you get yourself a sedative a
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sedative yeah yeah I think I will all
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right I'm very
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[Music]
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upset what is what happen
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what say
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[Music]
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hello everybody this is Marco Daniels
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with another Charming guest who is going
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to tell you about fashions for this
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summer and how pal mv's 14-day plan fits
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into your fashion picture meet Miss
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Louise Hutchinson well-known fashion
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coordinator and stylist hello everyone
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Louise what is the fashion scoop for
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this summer well naturally cotton are
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going to be big again and linens and
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shantung will be more popular than ever
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the big colors will be yellow pink and
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beige to show off your nice
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suntan and that reminds me I just want
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to say that the prettiest clothes in the
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world can never substitute for a fresh
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lovely complexion your clothes are
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certainly very pretty Louise and your
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complexion is lovely well thank you you
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know Mark I've been a pomale fan for
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years and years before that you wouldn't
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have wanted my testimonial so whenever a
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model needs complexion advice and ask me
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my secret I always tell her about Palm
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oliv's Beauty plan how about telling us
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about it right now Louise well just wash
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your face three times a day with palm
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oliv's pure fragrant lather massaging it
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onto the skin for 60 seconds each time
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then rinse and pat dry and palm Olive so
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wonderfully mild and gentle your skin
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actually feels Lovelier thank you Louise
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yes ladies doctors prove pal Olive's
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Beauty results in test after test 36
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leading skin Specialists have proved pal
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oliv's Beauty plan brings Lovelier
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complexions to most women in 14 days
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that means you can have a Lovelier
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complexion in 14 days with palm Olive
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soap
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[Music]
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well hello Sophie did you cook a nice
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turkey dinner I certainly did Mr Martin
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well that's nice delicious turkey good
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but you're late Mr Martin your company
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will be here any minute well I was over
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I was tied up a little bit over the
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employment agen I hired a new valet you
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know did he get here yet he sure did
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well that's good that's what you think
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what
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oh whe AB
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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I'm Mr Martin what are you oh I'm your
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new valet sir you're my valet yes sir
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hot di it J yes sir I'm your your
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gentleman gentleman sir and I'm here to
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see that everything is just fine and
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dandy
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haaha what's your name what's your name
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my name is Dudley sir
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Dudley they all thought I was going to
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say melv
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[Applause]
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I think that if we
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would you smell something burning
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burning what's burning
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here oh my goodness I
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dropped I know sorry sir I'll have it
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weave yeah you'll have it
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weo Maya uh my fiance is coming over and
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she's she's bring beyon to go you're
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going to marri yeah she's coming over
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for a dinner and she's bringing popping
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her mop with her mom with her so I
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figured you you have you ever served
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before I want you to serve have you ever
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served before have I ever served before
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I work for the Morgans the asers The
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Rockefellers the birds and the cleans
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and you have the nerf to ask me have I
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ever served
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before have you well no
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no I think I would be able to do it very
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nicely I will well all right that's okay
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and you watch it would you mind fix my
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oh not at all sir I would like very much
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to do that so that you will be tidy and
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eat so when you no just one minute I
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have to get this sh I didn't kill that
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woman no no sir no I just want to fix
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this th so that it's very nice and it's
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very neat I I can't seem to get there a
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put my I had my cuff Lings here wait
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just one minute sir let me no just just
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let me let me finish the tie for my C
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yeah I know I just want I had some cup
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no let me let me just one second no I'll
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have it finished in a minute sir
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one
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second
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hello hello
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Hy yeah yeah this is dudly nice time for
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H to call what yeah oh I don't know HBY
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make it short will you buddy make it
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short will you bud he don't even know
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you oh there my fiance she's coming in
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the door pick her shirt up take
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everything away now watch pick up the
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ass we're going to have a party take off
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the laundry hurry hurry hurry let's go
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come on what answer the door dignity
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dignity no my name is do no you dignity
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when you were ay dignity
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[Music]
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dignity all right here we
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are let the old lady sit over here
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fine how are you
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[Music]
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now will you go get some martinis get
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some what you martinis you heard of
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Martini sure
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[Music]
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de where did you find him I don't know
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he came in the basket oh he's so
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strange I think going to be all right
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[Music]
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dley you serve the mother
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First
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[Music]
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Watch get up
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there honey there's something wrong with
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my shoe get your foot off there
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lady what's wrong with why were you
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brought up in the barn
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no you you forgot the
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olives heaven to Betsy he's
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right honey do we have to eat him after
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we're married well if you like his type
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h you
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[Applause]
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the a CH
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get I know
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champag we have some we have some
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[Music]
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they got me Rocky they got me it's a
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champagne I made it for a blue
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[Applause]
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yes yeah announce dinner what announce
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dinner
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oh hurry up we're all going to eat now
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you over here here you go over there I
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right the old man over no lady lady over
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[Music]
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here over
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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would you get the
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turkey would you would you get the
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turkey the
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turkey yes all
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[Music]
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right I better see what's going on with
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just turn yes sir wrap it around there
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Kido yes
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[Music]
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sir Get Your Filthy Hands Up
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[Music]
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you got too big of
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[Music]
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turkey you like the white meat sir I
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love the white meat who asked
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you I think we lost the punch lineer the
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whole sketch what
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happened what happened where's the wish
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What happened to the Wishbone huh we
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lost the wishbone
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listen you know how accidents happened
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on
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[Music]
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shows if we didn't find the wishbone you
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people would be tuned in till
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11:30 this is no joke if we didn't find
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the wishbone you see the sweat dripping
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down now this is not spit we're
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working oh here's a wish
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bone isn't that remarkable that you
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found it in there where I put
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it why don't we break it for good luck
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what do you say to that
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fella it's okay with me we better hurry
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I don't care if you people walking out
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in the back but they're beginning to
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walk towards us let
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hurry all right let's break
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the pretty hard wish
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B don't fall because I'm doing the jokes
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here we go
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Halo everybody Halo Halo shampoo
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presents the inside story of the Frog
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Prince oh dear me I'll never meet my
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prince charming if my hair isn't pretty
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it's not shiny and I've just washed it
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too weep not fair lady I'm going to help
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you help me but how first of all get rid
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of this stuff soaping D's hair Halo
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glorifies it let me show you Halo's not
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a soap or an oily cream so it can't
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leave any dulling soap film and you
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don't need a special rinse oh froggy
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it's
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beautiful Halo shampo Halo Oh My Prince
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Charming remember Halo leaves your hair
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free of loose dandruff and wonderfully
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easy to manage Soo
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everybody Sho
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Halo if you have a prince in mind
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remember this about shampoos soaping
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dll's hair but Halo glorifies it Halo
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made with a patented ingredient needs no
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special rinse and leaves hair
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wonderfully easy to manage next time try
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Halo America's favorite shampoo so heo
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everybody
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hello Halo shampoo
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[Applause]
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hello thank you uh ladies and gentlemen
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uh we'd like to say you know this is a
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very fabulous business television you
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have to run and change flows you carry
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on you knock your brains out the
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compensation is very very very wonderful
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you're entertaining an awful lot of
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wonderful people people come to see you
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in the theater it's amazing how people
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know so little about it you know and and
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the people in television don't
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particularly care to tell people about
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it because they like it to be sort of a
556
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mystery with me I don't go for none of
557
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,880
this I don't want people should be
558
00:32:08,919 --> 00:32:12,679
disillusioned oh by the way I want to
559
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,679
wish Charlie Brown the very best very
560
00:32:12,679 --> 00:32:16,799
dear friend of ours gentleman who we go
561
00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:19,320
to stay with at his hotel Brown's hotel
562
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:20,919
in L sheld all the time a I worked as a
563
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:24,519
bus boy for him so I thought I'd mention
564
00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:26,720
it by the way you know when we work on
565
00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:27,960
television you see this thing here look
566
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,799
look now let me show you what I mean
567
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,080
about disillusioning people I don't like
568
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:35,240
this I tell Colgate every show I won't
569
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:37,399
use Ajax if you tell people lies see
570
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,159
what it says here Jerry loves Patty
571
00:32:37,399 --> 00:32:41,240
that's my wife Patty I got a beautiful
572
00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:44,960
little girl she's married to me we have
573
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:47,679
two little kids jerky kids but they're
574
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,279
cute and see underneath there it says
575
00:32:47,679 --> 00:32:52,840
Dean loves Genie from before in the
576
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:55,600
first number see they want people should
577
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,720
think it's a different
578
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,039
tree they want you to think they put up
579
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,519
a this ain't even a real tree this is
580
00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:04,919
cardboard it ain't real look over here
581
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:06,720
see they have little cards you think see
582
00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:09,559
it says here Jerry loves Patty this
583
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,440
ain't a real tree to cost $3,000 it's a
584
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:12,799
little cardboard for 6 cents they make
585
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,279
it
586
00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:17,399
up see now colgate's going to call me
587
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:18,799
after the show and they say to me you
588
00:33:17,399 --> 00:33:20,360
shouldn't do these things you mustn't
589
00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,960
tell people so then when I pull out my
590
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,840
Colgate tube and say I brush my teeth
591
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:31,840
with it they like
592
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:35,159
me Jerry Jerry where's Jerry yo j i
593
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:38,360
oh well if it isn't the Italian Bruce
594
00:33:35,159 --> 00:33:39,960
cabat what is it here what is it Dean
595
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:43,000
hurry because I have many things to take
596
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,000
care of before the show's
597
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,799
conclusion i' like
598
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,279
to I like to do another little song but
599
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:50,880
I didn't rehearse it with dicks to be
600
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,639
you didn't rehearse the number Dean
601
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,080
you've got to get here on time to
602
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:58,480
rehearse your numbers because dick isn't
603
00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,519
well well would you mind conducting this
604
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,799
B number for me oh I'd love to what tune
605
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:03,159
are you going to do tell me what tune
606
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:04,320
are you going to do tell me what tune
607
00:34:03,159 --> 00:34:05,399
are you going to do give me a chance
608
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,240
I'll tell you I'll tell you all right
609
00:34:05,399 --> 00:34:08,879
what tun uh there's no
610
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,960
tomorrow is that what you're going to
611
00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:15,000
sing now yes I like it I I know I know
612
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,320
you like it so we're going to do you
613
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,079
don't mind help what do you want to make
614
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,599
a fedal case I'm going to help you all
615
00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:23,159
right get out of here and get me some
616
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:26,399
money too so we're going to do there's
617
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:28,399
no tomorrow and uh Mr uh Jerry Lis is
618
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:31,399
going to conduct so here we go are you
619
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,399
ready
620
00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:50,259
[Music]
621
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:06,000
love is a
622
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:10,560
flower it blooms so
623
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:13,920
tender each kiss do
624
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,920
Dr of
625
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:22,309
Sweet Love is a
626
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,309
[Music]
627
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:30,520
moment let's take this moment that an i
628
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:33,520
follow me will
629
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,520
you
630
00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:43,489
gr there
631
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,489
[Music]
632
00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:51,880
no now is
633
00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:57,440
forever love is
634
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:22,340
[Music]
635
00:36:22,839 --> 00:36:34,390
get your pieces here
636
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:42,440
[Applause]
637
00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:45,440
[Music]
638
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,440
oh
639
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:58,400
the oh
640
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,400
oh oh me
641
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,319
and don't fool around now sing the white
642
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,780
words and stop Ling me up cuz when I get
643
00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:14,590
mad buddy I get mad
644
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:14,590
[Music]
645
00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:21,720
buddy hey hey
646
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:27,440
[Applause]
647
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:27,440
hey hey theing cleanser
648
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,040
Oho give him
649
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:48,780
AO come come
650
00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:48,780
[Applause]
651
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:56,630
[Music]
652
00:37:55,250 --> 00:38:01,300
[Applause]
653
00:37:56,630 --> 00:38:01,300
[Music]
654
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:05,969
[Applause]
655
00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:16,699
[Music]
656
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,640
there buddy buddy what do you want to do
657
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,000
well you know what I feel bad about de
658
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,000
see how everybody applauds and
659
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,720
everything yeah this is wonderful but
660
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,319
you know I don't like to stand back
661
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:36,720
there and leave the Bandon you should be
662
00:38:32,319 --> 00:38:38,160
sell at 36 oh licorice h i mean you we
663
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,119
should be out here together both you
664
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,560
know like a team and everything why
665
00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:43,319
don't we do a number together where
666
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:46,640
everybody can see us you
667
00:38:43,319 --> 00:38:46,640
know good
668
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,680
idea why don't we do
669
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,599
it yeah lots of luck now you show us
670
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,319
five minutes 5 minutes why are we going
671
00:38:58,599 --> 00:39:03,640
to get 5 minutes wor the material now
672
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:03,640
well after that live we may talk
673
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,680
dietes come here for a second come here
674
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,839
for a second will you come here no just
675
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,079
for one second no wait no one you're the
676
00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:16,119
fell come here see the fell with the
677
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:18,520
earphones this is the fell who shows us
678
00:39:16,119 --> 00:39:20,760
the cards he says like this see 30
679
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,480
seconds then he shows us another card
680
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,560
and it says cut we got to listen to him
681
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,680
and when you give us these signs no wait
682
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,440
when you give us these signs and you
683
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:32,599
tell us to do things you get a kick out
684
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,599
of it you know it's F get
685
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:39,040
out all right let's let's do my father
686
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:41,319
listen let's do a song together you know
687
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:45,319
you remember that old old song called
688
00:39:41,319 --> 00:39:48,880
Baby it's a cold outside my shoes all
689
00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:48,880
right there the new
690
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:54,960
number there the new number
691
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,240
boy look there's a new number that it's
692
00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:00,800
called Uh I I'm in love well I like you
693
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:03,560
too Dean but I mean no I'm in love it's
694
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,800
I you know you sing a part that goes uh
695
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:08,160
he showing me signs again what is it
696
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:12,200
it's down to four now good yeah look if
697
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:12,200
this guy comes out here and he
698
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:16,599
get
699
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:25,720
picture come here just a second look
700
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:29,079
yeah tell me tell me hurry tell me tell
701
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:31,520
you sing this you sing I don't need
702
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:33,079
analyzing cuz I know it's you do that
703
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:36,440
and I'll do the slow part which part do
704
00:40:33,079 --> 00:40:39,560
you do I hear music oh I heard that
705
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:42,750
number I like that a lot all right we
706
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:51,000
all right let's TR
707
00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:51,000
[Music]
708
00:40:52,839 --> 00:41:00,000
okay hey hey what do you do what do you
709
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:03,800
think you do I sign the
710
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:06,680
number it's supposed to be I don't
711
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,720
need oh I got it now I got it you keep
712
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:11,430
it yeah I'm trying to get rid of it all
713
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:21,030
right
714
00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:21,030
[Music]
715
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:27,960
okay I don't know how it's
716
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:29,839
go only I'll do your part you do mine
717
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,680
was this be all right simple oh that
718
00:41:29,839 --> 00:41:35,480
would be certainly swell Cardinal and
719
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:38,480
Keen I thank you Ali for helping me out
720
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:40,760
okay you do my part I'll do yours okay
721
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,760
here we
722
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:50,079
go iar mus and there's no one
723
00:41:46,319 --> 00:41:52,520
there I hear birdies and their wheels
724
00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,520
are
725
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:57,560
there the wheels are be I didn't know
726
00:41:55,359 --> 00:42:00,680
the was
727
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:03,520
now you done you got the easy part no
728
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,040
wonder oh that's right I think I can get
729
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,760
it now aren't you mixing your cards
730
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,359
buddy you told you showed me two then
731
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,880
you just showed me three what got a fast
732
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:13,960
what do we got now how many minutes we
733
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,960
got two minutes lots of luck
734
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,720
okay I hear
735
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:22,200
[Applause]
736
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:24,559
anal I
737
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,599
like let's do a number where we're both
738
00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:28,640
together like a team like a team yeah
739
00:42:26,599 --> 00:42:31,119
not breaking up a pretty song everybody
740
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,920
likes like my heart to cries for shoes
741
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:34,599
my
742
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,960
shoes
743
00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:39,800
Okay heart R for
744
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:43,280
you for
745
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:49,079
you for you my
746
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:53,599
[Applause]
747
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:58,000
heart Arizon and feeling blue I would
748
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:58,000
like to be there and I
749
00:42:58,359 --> 00:43:05,440
you can be gone I will love
750
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:07,319
there
751
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:14,040
my for
752
00:43:07,319 --> 00:43:17,520
you for you for you my heart long for
753
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:21,760
you please come back to
754
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:24,040
me we were dancing lovely I knew you I
755
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:27,280
tried to love you darling never knew
756
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:29,280
when I would never linger why my side
757
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,960
don't you come back to
758
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:36,359
me
759
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:41,470
my for you for you for you my heart
760
00:43:36,359 --> 00:43:45,630
longs for you please come back to
761
00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:48,729
[Music]
762
00:43:45,630 --> 00:43:48,729
[Applause]
763
00:43:53,400 --> 00:44:00,090
me good night God bless love see you
764
00:43:57,870 --> 00:44:03,179
[Music]
765
00:44:00,090 --> 00:44:03,179
[Applause]
766
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:11,720
ComEd has been presented by Halo
767
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:15,599
shampoo Colgate beel cream Ajax cleanser
768
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:15,599
and pal Olive soap
769
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,760
la
770
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:46,969
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