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you
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the Colgate Comedy Hour darling Dean
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Martin and Jerry Lewis presented by the
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Colgate Palmolive peak company makers of
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Colgate deviltries to clean your breath
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while you clean your teeth and help stop
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tooth decay and
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Palmolive soap for a lovelier complexion
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in 40 days
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and now the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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know
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you
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thank you all so very much
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and I do hope you'll have a wonderful
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time here another question and another
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thing I have a very excited supplies for
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my own booth we might be multi you know
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the one that's a big movie today and
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he's bringing it in his little friend
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nice to see you again Geneva you look so
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pretty
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it's nice to see you what good are you
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happy married and everything that's a
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nice I want you to meet that my little
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boy here my partner Jerry Lewis hello
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Jerry
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nice you have it very nice very nice we
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don't have anything like this in
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Hollywood I make pictures you see I do
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hope you'll make yourself at home and
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enjoy it this is the Queen Mary's Mike
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left like that very nice they use a
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water a happy which is very lovely girl
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you know I have to do a wedding and some
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diamonds to feel kind of strange you
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don't know how to act
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a protector with the new bride
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hey olive oil I just myself
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yeah tell me I made making Ionia
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you did it again
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Virginia do it something moldy why what
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is this what is it I'm eating ham
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all right I mean I just said that so I
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could hug you and make up with you I'm
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not going to make up with you surely
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every time I keep on you see what the
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distance the Geneva clicking on
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understand l I don't understand what
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what I don't understand - apply so I
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must my expert segment of the dancing is
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I never heard such a thing oh I am side
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so I made a mistake I'm a sidled I'm
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John dad mom young what are you doing up
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in the air pole I'm a cyclist off the
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way I want I don't plan it it comes out
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that way all of them here you're through
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with the words at the end of the
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sentence is there's a period there you
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don't need this anymore you would say
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I'm going to the corner not my daughter
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Brittany Italia by myself for a day by
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sea we really sit in my window you think
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we really get around we want to animate
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four wheels but if we went to walk out
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my plan is to say well we're so happy to
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do your army duty just ha ha ha of
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course but it's not anything about that
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but when your gallon your frigging sq me
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now
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hanukkah's oh no mr. Colgate ladies in a
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very few words I'd like to say that you
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want a beauty soap for a beauty bed and
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you couldn't buy a finer beauty soap
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than Palmolive look here's what I mean
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yes I want to take a piggyback
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yes I can do all right Queen here's my
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bad size Palmolive yes you want a beauty
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soap for a beauty bath and your bath
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becomes a beauty bath when you change to
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proper cleansing with Palmolive soap
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nothing could be finer in your bath to
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cleanse refresh relax you so to enjoy a
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bath that's truly a beauty bath always
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use big generous bath size Parmalee so
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you wanna beauty subpar beauty back
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Davonte oh you are so far reviewing
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thank you my impurity gastronomic
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fragrance for attaining that you love it
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eyes explores all the next you wanna see
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for example that you - yes could you see
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the pearls pinky so what dear God you
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want a beautiful aura Beauty back my
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amazing out my doubts I promise you want
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for a beauty back you my power
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Oh Yuri yes you were
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well here we are in the drive-in sit on
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it see isn't it exciting you know honey
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this is the first time he's ever been in
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one of these outdoor movies we're going
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to love it but I will know I proceed no
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crowding you know no just sit back relax
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enjoy the six wonderful wonder or the
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attendant is Wi-Fi kept blowing on
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lighting went to diplomacy the friction
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I don't follow on a Donnie there's
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enough for so many things
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life I didn't place why all right don't
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put on all right so photo on people
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sighing see the movie what's on your
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mind but I just want to buy a couple
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pictures I want to search by how many
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ice Wow hominid the local school it'll
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be myself
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pump loaded on your one
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do advise okay and they sold Alice Lee
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okay what do you want to give me
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Confederate money
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that's it man I hope you enjoyed a
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moment and I just like no well did he a
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movie if it onto the side I didn't
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believe it was just me and my girl here
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oh well I got a technique thing
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dominantly why can't intercede if people
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don't speak in did you get our
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yes sir boy dippity-do-dog I would get
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kinda friendly you know let people have
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a good time little bit of accurately
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depicting yes yes secret I'm gonna take
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her do me a ready-made ones on the movie
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there you are
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okay so it's fine well enjoy yourself
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come in this won't upset your energy
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flap this won't upset you what I'm going
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to tell you I didn't know we're taking
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account would you point me out the
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screen clean doesn't scream we had one
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before point it out to me in the
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bathroom I'll make you feel good you'll
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see if we bake it in you all okay
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all right all the way I think I'm got
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away ah
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you enjoy yourself at cs5 and I think
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your easiness headquarters fer oh thank
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heavens you're here unfit my name is
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Stacey would nobody is murdered by
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oh alright listen to me keep your eye on
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a butler get out what don't fix it all
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right Shelby drop that gun
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if a dead expect nearly all right
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other estimates Esquire plenty I'm going
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to show you exactly how very worthless
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murder count
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take a good look at this diagram
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I believe it oh get it right back to the
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up where need to talk
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I forgot I know that cookies but I don't
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understand how you smuggle the body of
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the locked room with a thief when I
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heard you coming up idiot the picture
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well I was just thought I'd like it to
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be a popsicle on people I love my
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photography necks and me heck yeah I
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don't what I want to say over to despise
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I am sorry I got somebody I go though
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that now what did I do
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what do you want out guy showed up with
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your studies and the sign okay when I
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think Stevie or I got the body
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I hate to see you alone I voted to ever
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since that first morning when we met Oh
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lovely nice but I can't seem to get all
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the terrible movies online not another
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where is Cynthia tonight belongs to oh
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all right right - what's going on what's
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going on here what book I'm hoping my
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girl on his Bible janasya fix your body
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here to see official we know the
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feelings of a gentleman it definitely
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can base the fact that someone who
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certainly can conceive the idea that
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deep down to one fill they never benefit
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by it
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oil brands and there are other people
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who know I did certainly know infinity
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to the fact that if you bring anyone
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else - certainly not discern with
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anyone's opinion all wide 12 upon one
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at all if you know truly that your heart
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don't all the certainly damaged your the
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next one hand you
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sure you're gone all that bum I think he
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brings a console oh please I don't want
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to picture an okay
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I got you big boy and I love that Barney
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Simon will juice recipes readers off
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I don't know
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on ISO 100 this weighted often it don't
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get to just tell me about it there so
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fix is there well it's a long nothing to
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hold what do you want I should go put in
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a normal game we can appreciate dog so
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it's an action and I liked it after you
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listen to the sounds alright
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the console desk and I'm going to kind
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of calm any open to do off anyone's
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enemies head anyway you want cookies
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it took me three weeks to cry Cynthia
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nothing matters except that we love each
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other very much
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I'll stand back lady I'm gonna let him
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have a time what people want to Lucy's
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tired of you puzzle it seems you've got
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exact awesome government purchases of
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couple job the garden in Twitter
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looky Ferguson Cynthia come to my arms
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will you marry me oh you can
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good night chants been a swell evening
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but I wish you'd change your mind about
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that dance next Wednesday why won't you
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go with me I'd rather not talk about it
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Bob
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oh please tell me Kay have I done
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something I shouldn't know
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shovel is stopped you haven't done
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something you should why don't you visit
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your dentist and ask him about you know
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one pleasing dream lemmas talk about
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that damn I'm glad you came to see me
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Bob here are some important facts that
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you and everyone should know scientific
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tests have proved that Colgate dental
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cream cleans your breath while it cleans
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your teeth and Colgate safe polishing
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agent cleans teeth thoroughly brings out
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the natural sparkle and beauty dental
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research shows too that the Colgate way
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of brushing teeth right after eating
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stops tooth decay best yes the Colgate
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way is the most thoroughly proved and
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accepted home method of oral hygiene
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known today no other dentifrice
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ammoniated or not offer such conclusive
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proof after what my dentist told me I
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brought a troop of Colgate dental cream
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the next time I dated Kay she said with
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a wonderful dance-off
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yes it was Kay thanks to you so always
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remember Colgate dental cream cleans
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your breath while it cleans your teeth
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brush your teeth with all day
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Colgate dental cream it cleans your
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bathwater to see I painter Jason called
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me to place things off that water to
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keep watching your team and the Colgate
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ways stops tooth decay best
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yes ladies and gentlemen there's no
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business like show business today Dean
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Martin and Jerry Lewis are recognized as
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two of our foremost comedy stars all
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over America in nightclubs water bills
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radio movies and television they
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reclaimed by millions but it was not
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always done only five years ago Dean and
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Jerry were two struggling young
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entertainers clutching eagerly at the
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bottom rung of the ladder of success let
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us turn back the taste of time to a
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winner by the 9.46 after paying when I
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stand and Chillicothe Ohio the boys
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traveled to sweetness days and nights in
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the Liceo decrepit box late that same
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dismal night the shabby yapping hotel
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somewhere in Manhattan ah is the best
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singer in the hotel I hope you like
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you're a nice girl
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yeah oh well uh there's two tickets you
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take a girl denies vaudeville show when
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you're in Chillicothe again thanks a lot
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sporty what's up oh hey
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man but now on I'm gonna go to packing
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yeah yeah on my invoice I want to
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another place five sorry seven days I'm
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so excited in a dress I'm just an idiot
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Lloyd on client oh wait a minute wait in
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closet I'm gonna probably just called in
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I don't catch up with this laughs or
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anyone elses
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- yeah what is going I'm gonna fly it
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hey very thin walking in here everything
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Oh walls aren't red look all right what
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do you want whoa I love my job related
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shopping so long why I'm an almost a
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farm fully I'm sorry all the time
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no gate device me in the back is great
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me oh oh you are sleepy
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that's right mr. ham right way and gravy
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tie it like I can speak 100 days yep
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they're right there before
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whatever I do are you hurt I asked
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maybe around here somewhere shall I take
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a look
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hi
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[Music]
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the mouse is boggling
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[Applause]
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laughing stop
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[Applause]
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you were telling me about that article
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on tooth decay that's right mrs. Carson
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Reader's Digest reported the same
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research which proves that brushing
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teeth right after eating the Colgate way
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stops tooth decay best and Colgate
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dental cream though not mentioned by
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name was the one and only toothpaste
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used in this research I am so sure I
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know what that means
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well Mary Lou pretend that mr. to an old
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friend of yours is taking a walk when he
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meets decay now no sensible tooth wants
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any part of decay so mr. tooth runs for
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the Colgate way you know more than two
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years research showed the Colgate way of
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brushing teeth right after eating help
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stop more decay for more people than
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ever before reported in all dentifrice
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history yes the Colgate way of brushing
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teeth right after eating stops tooth
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decay been try shorty little game ok
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dental cream a cleans your brand water
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too please I paid your date
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Colby to pastry job back what a
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toothpick might be tricky so always
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remember this and you too mrs. Carson
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Colgate dental cream cleans your breath
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while it cleans your teeth and the
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Colgate way stops tooth decay this
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boy they ladies and gentlemen and which
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timer Oh ladies and gentlemen we'd like
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to say that you know when you're working
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on television on a movie no matter where
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you work you always got somebody coming
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over saying hey mention what happened to
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the cameras oh hey
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whatever you do mention the product I
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make cheesecake Halawa peanut brittle
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you know people do this well then I have
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so many friends we didn't want to slide
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anybody we got people in big
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corporations so I'm going to give them a
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little plugs at one time it'll be old
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nobody can say you didn't mention it
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this tired you that very good Colliers
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magazine has a story on Dean and I
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February sense issue it's quite clever
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how while this is our Boston Hollywood
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we'll make the pictures that we're in we
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just spent a picture call that's my boy
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and we spent just good I war with the
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armies not supply mine Colgate oh yeah
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on television by default onyx this is
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the man senator LeBlanc he has had a
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cold tonics and on kc6
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you know whatever we do these things
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when we make these people they send us
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things this man with the tonic tomorrow
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we both get a call funky
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these are the jokes let's face it
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Mel's
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shirt this is a company who puts out
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Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis shirts you
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should buy and we need the money that's
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a blank a hotel in Miami Beach is where
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Dean and I stayed this is a beautiful
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hotel Casablanca
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they got no room no food get sit outside
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and wait for Humphrey Bogart
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I mentioned all the people are supposed
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to mention oh yes one I forgot this is a
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mention we were mentioning for close to
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all a week and about four years we're
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mentioning Cadillac Cadillac fine car
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yesterday they came through we got a
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hubcap now before I do anything more I
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want you ladies and gentlemen all but up
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to now your future is very royally we
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hope it continues of course and the
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reason I've been taking this what is it
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what is it what do you give me signals
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so making these people think like we got
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signals in I want to stay here until
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maybe Ash Wednesday all day I got
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nowhere to go go gate likes meat they'll
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pay the price what more can I say
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[Applause]
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Oh minute we're also now like the Attica
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where we handle it but no dirty joke no
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every green like the product we're
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working for let's close it now I am
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satisfied users and I say Colgate is the
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best Tetris on the market nothing boss
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they are handing us on this role but
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because they told us the space
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are you sure you got the right head back
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from the cleaners right now we're like
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this you're not supposed to laugh that
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much fellas right now we're like where
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are you oh right now we'd like to give
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you some impressions first yeah my
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friend Jay good we're going to do he's
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gonna do his impression of that
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wonderful actress that great man of the
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screen King King flag is a great actor
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George was having known guys long hard
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log I'll tell what normal for a long
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time ago later when it's over I'm going
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guys woman I've lost but on one way I
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get time George
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I tell Jane George a lot of time I think
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I say working George my opinion George
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[Music]
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their soul
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all you fellows standing around these
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earphones and the books and the bad
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think the Jew can dictate to this
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audience
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hold-hold like Chris enough babies of
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the end of the drowing physicalism one
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big bump my partner just bore you with
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best impression that of Cary Grant just
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really stinks Oh judy judy judy
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accountant add a ton of amazing logs and
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expecting the gubelman it's not fair
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right now I mean right now adays a
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question of the next prime minister of
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england ladies and gentlemen Winston
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Churchill
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thanks bad luck
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[Music]
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I know how to do it ladies and gentlemen
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Dean and I went to the Palace Theater a
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couple days ago and we enjoyed the show
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immensely and and all signs waterville
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certainly isn't dead because we have
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some great performers in the procession
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who is still old signed ball
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thanks a lot D me you're my boy yes sir
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read ball we get along well don't we now
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we went to the palace in what is the few
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minutes oh we can get rid of that
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menorah I said that on the first show
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and everyone laughed I thought I
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succeeded well good night we do this old
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line brought over for you and we
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sincerely hope you enjoy a Richard play
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it fast because we don't have too much
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fun
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[Music]
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Oh
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[Music]
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I can see by the corner liver we go at
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the end of the car
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well that is the end a ban on the river
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spoiling get that acidity rings big
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believe it
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wait waiting for I don't do it with my
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Italian friends oh why even get off
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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we hope that we can work you soon and we
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like also feelin all cut like what that
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means well I would be like okay mama we
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are has let me cut Irvine okay then
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we'll bring to clean your breath while
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you plead your teeth and help stop just
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a game
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[Music]
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