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the Colgate Comedy Hour darling Dean

Martin and Jerry Lewis presented by the

Colgate Palmolive peak company makers of

Colgate deviltries to clean your breath

while you clean your teeth and help stop

tooth decay and

Palmolive soap for a lovelier complexion

in 40 days

and now the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

know

you

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thank you all so very much

and I do hope you'll have a wonderful

time here another question and another

thing I have a very excited supplies for

my own booth we might be multi you know

the one that's a big movie today and

he's bringing it in his little friend

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nice to see you again Geneva you look so

pretty

it's nice to see you what good are you

happy married and everything that's a

nice I want you to meet that my little

boy here my partner Jerry Lewis hello

Jerry

nice you have it very nice very nice we

don't have anything like this in

Hollywood I make pictures you see I do

hope you'll make yourself at home and

enjoy it this is the Queen Mary's Mike

left like that very nice they use a

water a happy which is very lovely girl

you know I have to do a wedding and some

diamonds to feel kind of strange you

don't know how to act

a protector with the new bride

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hey olive oil I just myself

yeah tell me I made making Ionia

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you did it again

Virginia do it something moldy why what

is this what is it I'm eating ham

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all right I mean I just said that so I

could hug you and make up with you I'm

not going to make up with you surely

every time I keep on you see what the

distance the Geneva clicking on

understand l I don't understand what

what I don't understand - apply so I

must my expert segment of the dancing is

I never heard such a thing oh I am side

so I made a mistake I'm a sidled I'm

John dad mom young what are you doing up

in the air pole I'm a cyclist off the

way I want I don't plan it it comes out

that way all of them here you're through

with the words at the end of the

sentence is there's a period there you

don't need this anymore you would say

I'm going to the corner not my daughter

Brittany Italia by myself for a day by

sea we really sit in my window you think

we really get around we want to animate

four wheels but if we went to walk out

my plan is to say well we're so happy to

do your army duty just ha ha ha of

course but it's not anything about that

but when your gallon your frigging sq me

now

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Oh Yuri yes you were

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well here we are in the drive-in sit on

it see isn't it exciting you know honey

this is the first time he's ever been in

one of these outdoor movies we're going

to love it but I will know I proceed no

crowding you know no just sit back relax

enjoy the six wonderful wonder or the

attendant is Wi-Fi kept blowing on

lighting went to diplomacy the friction

I don't follow on a Donnie there's

enough for so many things

life I didn't place why all right don't

put on all right so photo on people

sighing see the movie what's on your

mind but I just want to buy a couple

pictures I want to search by how many

ice Wow hominid the local school it'll

be myself

pump loaded on your one

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do advise okay and they sold Alice Lee

okay what do you want to give me

Confederate money

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that's it man I hope you enjoyed a

moment and I just like no well did he a

movie if it onto the side I didn't

believe it was just me and my girl here

oh well I got a technique thing

dominantly why can't intercede if people

don't speak in did you get our

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yes sir boy dippity-do-dog I would get

kinda friendly you know let people have

a good time little bit of accurately

depicting yes yes secret I'm gonna take

her do me a ready-made ones on the movie

there you are

okay so it's fine well enjoy yourself

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come in this won't upset your energy

flap this won't upset you what I'm going

to tell you I didn't know we're taking

account would you point me out the

screen clean doesn't scream we had one

before point it out to me in the

bathroom I'll make you feel good you'll

see if we bake it in you all okay

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all right all the way I think I'm got

away ah

you enjoy yourself at cs5 and I think

your easiness headquarters fer oh thank

heavens you're here unfit my name is

Stacey would nobody is murdered by

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oh alright listen to me keep your eye on

a butler get out what don't fix it all

right Shelby drop that gun

if a dead expect nearly all right

other estimates Esquire plenty I'm going

to show you exactly how very worthless

murder count

take a good look at this diagram

I believe it oh get it right back to the

up where need to talk

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I forgot I know that cookies but I don't

understand how you smuggle the body of

the locked room with a thief when I

heard you coming up idiot the picture

well I was just thought I'd like it to

be a popsicle on people I love my

photography necks and me heck yeah I

don't what I want to say over to despise

I am sorry I got somebody I go though

that now what did I do

what do you want out guy showed up with

your studies and the sign okay when I

think Stevie or I got the body

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I hate to see you alone I voted to ever

since that first morning when we met Oh

lovely nice but I can't seem to get all

the terrible movies online not another

where is Cynthia tonight belongs to oh

all right right - what's going on what's

going on here what book I'm hoping my

girl on his Bible janasya fix your body

here to see official we know the

feelings of a gentleman it definitely

can base the fact that someone who

certainly can conceive the idea that

deep down to one fill they never benefit

by it

oil brands and there are other people

who know I did certainly know infinity

to the fact that if you bring anyone

else - certainly not discern with

anyone's opinion all wide 12 upon one

at all if you know truly that your heart

don't all the certainly damaged your the

next one hand you

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sure you're gone all that bum I think he

brings a console oh please I don't want

to picture an okay

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I got you big boy and I love that Barney

Simon will juice recipes readers off

I don't know

on ISO 100 this weighted often it don't

get to just tell me about it there so

fix is there well it's a long nothing to

hold what do you want I should go put in

a normal game we can appreciate dog so

it's an action and I liked it after you

listen to the sounds alright

the console desk and I'm going to kind

of calm any open to do off anyone's

enemies head anyway you want cookies

it took me three weeks to cry Cynthia

nothing matters except that we love each

other very much

I'll stand back lady I'm gonna let him

have a time what people want to Lucy's

tired of you puzzle it seems you've got

exact awesome government purchases of

couple job the garden in Twitter

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looky Ferguson Cynthia come to my arms

will you marry me oh you can

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good night chants been a swell evening

but I wish you'd change your mind about

that dance next Wednesday why won't you

go with me I'd rather not talk about it

Bob

oh please tell me Kay have I done

something I shouldn't know

shovel is stopped you haven't done

something you should why don't you visit

your dentist and ask him about you know

one pleasing dream lemmas talk about

that damn I'm glad you came to see me

Bob here are some important facts that

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research shows too that the Colgate way

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proof after what my dentist told me I

brought a troop of Colgate dental cream

the next time I dated Kay she said with

a wonderful dance-off

yes it was Kay thanks to you so always

remember Colgate dental cream cleans

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yes ladies and gentlemen there's no

business like show business today Dean

Martin and Jerry Lewis are recognized as

two of our foremost comedy stars all

over America in nightclubs water bills

radio movies and television they

reclaimed by millions but it was not

always done only five years ago Dean and

Jerry were two struggling young

entertainers clutching eagerly at the

bottom rung of the ladder of success let

us turn back the taste of time to a

winner by the 9.46 after paying when I

stand and Chillicothe Ohio the boys

traveled to sweetness days and nights in

the Liceo decrepit box late that same

dismal night the shabby yapping hotel

somewhere in Manhattan ah is the best

singer in the hotel I hope you like

you're a nice girl

yeah oh well uh there's two tickets you

take a girl denies vaudeville show when

you're in Chillicothe again thanks a lot

sporty what's up oh hey

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man but now on I'm gonna go to packing

yeah yeah on my invoice I want to

another place five sorry seven days I'm

so excited in a dress I'm just an idiot

Lloyd on client oh wait a minute wait in

closet I'm gonna probably just called in

I don't catch up with this laughs or

anyone elses

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- yeah what is going I'm gonna fly it

hey very thin walking in here everything

Oh walls aren't red look all right what

do you want whoa I love my job related

shopping so long why I'm an almost a

farm fully I'm sorry all the time

no gate device me in the back is great

me oh oh you are sleepy

that's right mr. ham right way and gravy

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tie it like I can speak 100 days yep

they're right there before

whatever I do are you hurt I asked

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maybe around here somewhere shall I take

a look

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hi

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the mouse is boggling

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laughing stop

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you were telling me about that article

on tooth decay that's right mrs. Carson

Reader's Digest reported the same

research which proves that brushing

teeth right after eating the Colgate way

stops tooth decay best and Colgate

dental cream though not mentioned by

name was the one and only toothpaste

used in this research I am so sure I

know what that means

well Mary Lou pretend that mr. to an old

friend of yours is taking a walk when he

meets decay now no sensible tooth wants

any part of decay so mr. tooth runs for

the Colgate way you know more than two

years research showed the Colgate way of

brushing teeth right after eating help

stop more decay for more people than

ever before reported in all dentifrice

history yes the Colgate way of brushing

teeth right after eating stops tooth

decay been try shorty little game ok

dental cream a cleans your brand water

too please I paid your date

Colby to pastry job back what a

toothpick might be tricky so always

remember this and you too mrs. Carson

Colgate dental cream cleans your breath

while it cleans your teeth and the

Colgate way stops tooth decay this

boy they ladies and gentlemen and which

timer Oh ladies and gentlemen we'd like

to say that you know when you're working

on television on a movie no matter where

you work you always got somebody coming

over saying hey mention what happened to

the cameras oh hey

whatever you do mention the product I

make cheesecake Halawa peanut brittle

you know people do this well then I have

so many friends we didn't want to slide

anybody we got people in big

corporations so I'm going to give them a

little plugs at one time it'll be old

nobody can say you didn't mention it

this tired you that very good Colliers

magazine has a story on Dean and I

February sense issue it's quite clever

how while this is our Boston Hollywood

we'll make the pictures that we're in we

just spent a picture call that's my boy

and we spent just good I war with the

armies not supply mine Colgate oh yeah

on television by default onyx this is

the man senator LeBlanc he has had a

cold tonics and on kc6

you know whatever we do these things

when we make these people they send us

things this man with the tonic tomorrow

we both get a call funky

these are the jokes let's face it

Mel's

shirt this is a company who puts out

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis shirts you

should buy and we need the money that's

a blank a hotel in Miami Beach is where

Dean and I stayed this is a beautiful

hotel Casablanca

they got no room no food get sit outside

and wait for Humphrey Bogart

I mentioned all the people are supposed

to mention oh yes one I forgot this is a

mention we were mentioning for close to

all a week and about four years we're

mentioning Cadillac Cadillac fine car

yesterday they came through we got a

hubcap now before I do anything more I

want you ladies and gentlemen all but up

to now your future is very royally we

hope it continues of course and the

reason I've been taking this what is it

what is it what do you give me signals

so making these people think like we got

signals in I want to stay here until

maybe Ash Wednesday all day I got

nowhere to go go gate likes meat they'll

pay the price what more can I say

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Oh minute we're also now like the Attica

where we handle it but no dirty joke no

every green like the product we're

working for let's close it now I am

satisfied users and I say Colgate is the

best Tetris on the market nothing boss

they are handing us on this role but

because they told us the space

are you sure you got the right head back

from the cleaners right now we're like

this you're not supposed to laugh that

much fellas right now we're like where

are you oh right now we'd like to give

you some impressions first yeah my

friend Jay good we're going to do he's

gonna do his impression of that

wonderful actress that great man of the

screen King King flag is a great actor

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George was having known guys long hard

log I'll tell what normal for a long

time ago later when it's over I'm going

guys woman I've lost but on one way I

get time George

I tell Jane George a lot of time I think

I say working George my opinion George

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their soul

all you fellows standing around these

earphones and the books and the bad

think the Jew can dictate to this

audience

hold-hold like Chris enough babies of

the end of the drowing physicalism one

big bump my partner just bore you with

best impression that of Cary Grant just

really stinks Oh judy judy judy

accountant add a ton of amazing logs and

expecting the gubelman it's not fair

right now I mean right now adays a

question of the next prime minister of

england ladies and gentlemen Winston

Churchill

thanks bad luck

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I know how to do it ladies and gentlemen

Dean and I went to the Palace Theater a

couple days ago and we enjoyed the show

immensely and and all signs waterville

certainly isn't dead because we have

some great performers in the procession

who is still old signed ball

thanks a lot D me you're my boy yes sir

read ball we get along well don't we now

we went to the palace in what is the few

minutes oh we can get rid of that

menorah I said that on the first show

and everyone laughed I thought I

succeeded well good night we do this old

line brought over for you and we

sincerely hope you enjoy a Richard play

it fast because we don't have too much

fun

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I can see by the corner liver we go at

the end of the car

well that is the end a ban on the river

spoiling get that acidity rings big

believe it

wait waiting for I don't do it with my

Italian friends oh why even get off

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we hope that we can work you soon and we

like also feelin all cut like what that

means well I would be like okay mama we

are has let me cut Irvine okay then

we'll bring to clean your breath while

you plead your teeth and help stop just

a game

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