All language subtitles for The Best of The Colgate Comedy Hour ¦ Episode 28 ¦ November 13, 1955 (anglais_ASR)

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French Download
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:09,770 [Music] 2 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:26,119 [Music] 3 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,599 well 4 00:00:26,119 --> 00:00:30,599 hello hello out there ladies and 5 00:00:28,599 --> 00:00:34,360 gentlemen once again once again it's 6 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:37,079 time for Martin's Mighty midnight Mat 7 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:39,480 movie now come on everybody up up 8 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:43,039 everybody up tonight we have a real Jim 9 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:46,960 Dandy picture for you a television first 10 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:49,640 a real 100% talki now this picture is 11 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:51,600 brought to you by the Colgate Palm Olive 12 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:56,120 company makers 13 00:00:51,600 --> 00:01:00,519 of palm Olive rapid shave it out shaves 14 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:04,439 them all Ajax the foing CL cleanser 15 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:09,400 action cleanser and Halo the shampoo 16 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:12,439 that glorifies your hair and Val it's 17 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:15,680 marvellous last but not least Palm Olive 18 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:17,920 soap mild and gentle for a cleaner 19 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,720 fresher 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:23,400 complexion thank you Mildred and 21 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,600 now feature picture for the evening 22 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:28,840 ladies and gentlemen it's a brand new 23 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:31,840 foreign import and here's the 24 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,840 picture 25 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,560 just dep pict 26 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:48,410 [Music] 27 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:54,319 [Applause] 28 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:54,319 [Music] 29 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:24,160 you 30 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:26,959 [Music] 31 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:30,120 exciting well you bet it's 32 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:34,360 exciting the next portion of our picture 33 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:37,959 is brought to you by the makers of kic 34 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:39,159 coffee kic coffee ladies and gentlemen 35 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:41,340 brand 36 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:43,640 new brand new 37 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:46,480 [Laughter] 38 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:49,239 coffee and we suggest that you get CRC 39 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:51,760 coffee real great 40 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:54,480 coffee oh 41 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:56,720 jeez this coffee ladies and gentlemen is 42 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,080 the coffee with the flavor removed it 43 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,319 has no 44 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:03,159 taste no taste so you can't form a habit 45 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:06,080 now Friends next time you're at your 46 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:08,920 groceries don't just ask for coffee ask 47 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:11,959 for cray coffee as for by name and if 48 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:14,760 you can't think of the name ask for 49 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:17,040 tea now back to our feature film egg 50 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:19,680 roll is a many Splendid dish starring 51 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,920 Japan's famous moving picture star tab 52 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:24,080 yatuchi 53 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,080 there's the 54 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:42,250 picture 55 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:46,330 [Music] 56 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:49,539 [Applause] 57 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:49,539 [Music] 58 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:58,680 [Music] 59 00:03:54,959 --> 00:04:01,680 too some need 60 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,680 to 61 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,640 foree 62 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:31,600 [Music] 63 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,600 fore 64 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:38,730 [Music] 65 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:45,759 friends we'll be back to our picture in 66 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:48,400 a few moments now here's a Dandy handy 67 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:50,960 Gadget right here's a Dandy handy Gadget 68 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,960 ladies and gentlemen no house swi should 69 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,639 be without this how does it work that's 70 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:57,600 a very good question how's it work 71 00:04:54,639 --> 00:05:00,360 Mildred put in some nice some beets 72 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:04,080 that's right and put a few some Sal cery 73 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:07,759 and uh some carrots and uh cucumbers and 74 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:09,639 some potatoes and some turnips thank you 75 00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:15,520 and another turnup and I'll see you 76 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:15,520 later uh now you just pressed a little 77 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:21,560 buzzard and you stop The Bu and there 78 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:26,520 you are ladies and gentlemen open the 79 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:26,520 handy dandy drawer and we have instant 80 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,479 garbage now back to our picture 81 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,980 [Music] 82 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:53,129 [Music] 83 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:01,479 spee we know 84 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:01,479 what 85 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,520 speech 86 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,520 fore 87 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,630 [Music] 88 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,829 [Music] 89 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,400 speech 90 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:47,490 [Applause] 91 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:59,720 now friends we have a big surprise for 92 00:06:55,479 --> 00:07:01,560 you visiting with us tonight is the star 93 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:04,039 of the picture you've been watching 94 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:07,190 ladies and gentlemen Japan's biggest 95 00:07:04,039 --> 00:07:26,730 star tab yatuchi 96 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:26,730 [Applause] 97 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,400 what is what what's that mean I'm 98 00:07:32,599 --> 00:07:37,800 nauseous oh all 99 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:39,759 right well Mr yuchi every time a foreign 100 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,639 star visits our country I asked them the 101 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:44,520 same question now tell me what do you 102 00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:44,520 think of American 103 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:01,319 women what does that mean oh 104 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,159 ladies and 105 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:07,199 gentlemen I had the privilege and the 106 00:08:05,159 --> 00:08:11,000 pleasure of witnessing the preview of Mr 107 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:13,879 yagi's latest picture rice cake jungle 108 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,199 and oh a very good picture and we make 109 00:08:13,879 --> 00:08:18,479 it in chiaki 110 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:20,680 Vision friends when I talked to Mr 111 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:22,479 yaguchi on the overseas cable last week 112 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,120 he promised he would do a scene from the 113 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:27,680 picture if I would assist him so ladies 114 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,680 and gentlemen here's the 115 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:31,599 scene God bless 116 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:42,680 you this is Tokyo city of 117 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:44,200 intrigue the plans for a new type 118 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:46,640 airplane have been stolen and the 119 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:48,160 suspect and International Spy has been 120 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,980 captured and being brought into the 121 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:54,040 office of the secret police for 122 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:57,240 [Music] 123 00:08:54,040 --> 00:09:00,800 questioning sit down and stay 124 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:03,550 down all quiet quiet everyone chief of 125 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:06,400 police come 126 00:09:03,550 --> 00:09:07,850 [Laughter] 127 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,720 [Applause] 128 00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:13,880 [Music] 129 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:17,560 now Mar a toe Mar a toe Mar a toe Mar a 130 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,560 toe Mark your own toe shut 131 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:22,540 [Laughter] 132 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:37,839 up so Mr C we meet once again 133 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:40,519 huh I uh very happy to have opportunity 134 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:45,040 to talk to you Mr coret we have reason 135 00:09:40,519 --> 00:09:48,560 to believe that you are involved in 136 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:50,200 stealing very important 137 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:52,959 secret 138 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:58,480 now 139 00:09:52,959 --> 00:10:02,000 Mr I am very patient man and I feel Mr G 140 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:04,680 got the best thing that we can 141 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,079 do like that smile off your face when I 142 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,079 talk to 143 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:13,920 you you oh pardon me honorable 144 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:18,760 grandfather you Mr 145 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:23,360 coretti now you see Mr 146 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:25,000 coretti I am very very patient man and I 147 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,240 like when people like me when they say 148 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:30,040 how you 149 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:31,800 Timo how you feel Cho I don't like 150 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:35,880 people not to like me so you give me 151 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:39,720 straight answer what about 152 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,720 PL I don't got no 153 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:47,120 plans you have no plans I got no plans 154 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:47,120 for this evening 155 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,959 either get W 156 00:10:52,160 --> 00:11:01,040 Mr I'm talking about plans for airplane 157 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:01,040 airplane plans that's right airplane 158 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:06,160 about airplane 159 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,639 plan don't be too smart Mr coretti if I 160 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:10,360 don't get straight answer you not walk 161 00:11:07,639 --> 00:11:12,120 out of here you 162 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:16,120 understand 163 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:16,120 now ifin 164 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:28,320 ifan 165 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:30,200 you you play ball with me I play ball 166 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,839 with you now now you must give me 167 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:35,720 definite answer you like to play ball 168 00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:40,959 yes okay catch 169 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:40,959 right who want there's a grounder oh you 170 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:51,839 wantet I would appreciate if you would 171 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:55,800 stand up when I talk to you someone die 172 00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:55,800 you come shut your 173 00:11:56,639 --> 00:12:03,600 mom Mr C will you be good enough enough 174 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:07,800 to if you don't mind of course to empty 175 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,800 pocket come come come empty 176 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,790 [Music] 177 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:18,839 pocket what you occupation I'm a school 178 00:12:23,399 --> 00:12:29,760 teacher what this over here Mr coet 179 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:34,040 happens to be a yoyo what you make fool 180 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:34,040 out of CH please just 181 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:42,580 teabag this teab bag we soon shall find 182 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:45,560 out if you'll make fool of 183 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:50,480 [Laughter] 184 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:52,120 me we see what this is Yo Yo or te bag 185 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:56,120 me no 186 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:56,120 fool that yoyo 187 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:00,839 yoyo 188 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:09,160 we have reason to believe that friends 189 00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:12,440 for airplan have been stolen on the 13th 190 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:16,320 day of October this year we have good 191 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,320 information that all people that take 192 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:24,240 friend what do you do there with God 193 00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:27,760 keep your eye on 194 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:30,320 here your M out 195 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:32,839 way 196 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:36,199 shut door 197 00:13:32,839 --> 00:13:36,199 out oh 198 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:49,279 keep we have all information here of 199 00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:52,079 your activities to last three and A2 200 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:55,600 week when you arrive here we know you 201 00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:57,360 went to Hotel you check in you met some 202 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:59,440 friends and 203 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:02,360 it ah 204 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:06,199 hey keep your ey on him I'm going to get 205 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:09,199 killed here I'm I'm I shut your 206 00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:09,199 mouth 207 00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:15,240 away I for D 208 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,079 it these boys find me 209 00:14:26,519 --> 00:14:32,519 crazy we have met the Japan out whether 210 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:36,199 you have information of friend we have 211 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:40,959 methods here of torture to get 212 00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:40,959 information in the event you pick one of 213 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,600 these is 214 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:52,759 he will you keep your eye on him he's 215 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:56,759 going to blow my brains 216 00:14:52,759 --> 00:15:00,079 outy son a guy and you shut up 217 00:14:56,759 --> 00:15:03,079 too he has met the torture you can have 218 00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:05,800 one from column a two from column 219 00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:11,560 B which torture you like 220 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:15,399 best I'll take B oh you pick a 221 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,399 dooy oh this want a 222 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:25,360 beauty Mr you notice we are very 223 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:28,680 friendly with you friendly that's right 224 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:32,680 and it's a torture that you pick with 225 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:35,759 take leg extend all the way out that way 226 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:38,040 someone now we take this leg extend all 227 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:42,920 the way this 228 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:46,000 way easy easy easy what do I do now make 229 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,000 a wish forget 230 00:15:54,079 --> 00:16:00,600 it all right want see 231 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:04,240 more I'll give you the plans oh give me 232 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:06,560 plans we got plans we got plans I'll 233 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:11,040 give you the pl give me plans oh we have 234 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:13,160 PL ofpl so happy so happy I am best 235 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:16,279 keeper police in the whole world time 236 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,279 now to sing Happy 237 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,750 [Music] 238 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,519 song 239 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:38,160 [Music] 240 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:40,519 I'm Randy mer and because of my job I 241 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:43,399 have to shave twice a day that used to 242 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:45,880 be quite a chore until Palmolive rapid 243 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:47,920 shave came along rapid shave makes 244 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,920 shaving faster and easier than ever 245 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:52,800 before so comfortable too all the 246 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,399 ingredients you need for a smooth clo 247 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:58,480 shave or right here in this can just 248 00:16:55,399 --> 00:17:00,399 press the top for instant lather rich 249 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:04,160 moist and creamy spread with your 250 00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:06,959 fingertips and shave no messy brush no 251 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:09,679 greasy cream rapid shave out shaves 252 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:12,559 lather or brushless cream it out shaves 253 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:14,919 them all naturally rapid shave is 254 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:17,799 America's number one shave it out sells 255 00:17:14,919 --> 00:17:20,640 them all lather or brushless creams all 256 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:22,959 other pressure shaves once you've tried 257 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,959 rapid shave I don't think you'll be 258 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,720 satisfied with any other shave of any 259 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:30,480 kind rapid shave is fast easy 260 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:33,940 comfortable economical too get Palm 261 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:40,880 Olive rapid shave it out shaves them 262 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:45,600 [Music] 263 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:48,960 all aex theing cleer new Ajax now 264 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:53,160 contains a new bleach plus a special 265 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:56,600 brightener so use Ajax the fing 266 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:59,960 cleanser new Ajax removes more stains 267 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:01,280 than liquid bleaches get R of stain just 268 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:04,760 like a 269 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:08,280 whz and Ajax brightens faster than other 270 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:13,080 leading cleansers you stop paying the 271 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:15,799 elbow tax stain removing Bach in Ajax 272 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:20,640 Ajax Works easier than any other 273 00:18:15,799 --> 00:18:23,840 household product so Aja theing 274 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:26,480 cleer and stain right down the dra 275 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:29,200 remember foaming action Ajax contains a 276 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:31,760 new bleach not only removes more stains 277 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:34,840 than liquid bleaches but Ajax has a 278 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:40,360 special brightener Ajax brightens faster 279 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:48,550 than any other leading cleanser so you 280 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:48,550 [Music] 281 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,490 [Music] 282 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:01,589 a 283 00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:01,589 [Music] 284 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,299 [Music] 285 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:18,400 darling that's the fifth drink you've 286 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:20,640 had sweetheart I only drinking cuz I'm a 287 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:24,520 little nervous what are you nervous 288 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,520 about afraid they might run out of 289 00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:29,960 liquor darling there's nothing to be 290 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,200 nerv nous about mother's giving this 291 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,200 engagement party for us and well all 292 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,559 these people here are our friends 293 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,320 sweetheart all these people here are 294 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:40,280 your friends I don't know half of these 295 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,640 people well why didn't you invite that 296 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:46,520 friend of yours that you're always 297 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:49,240 talking about uh what's his name Sydney 298 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:51,400 Sydney I I could he couldn't he hasn't 299 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,600 got a tuxedo he can't come to these 300 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,799 places may I have your 301 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:59,080 attention I have a Divine surprise for 302 00:19:56,799 --> 00:20:00,960 you you know I'm the patroness of the 303 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:03,760 Arts and I have prevailed on the 304 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:06,039 international violin virtuoso Misha 305 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:09,919 bloody 306 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,919 oh so would you all 307 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:18,960 pleas oh no more darling no 308 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,159 more 309 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:44,479 [Music] 310 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:51,130 [Applause] 311 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:57,120 [Music] 312 00:20:51,130 --> 00:21:00,120 [Applause] 313 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,120 w 314 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:23,449 [Music] 315 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:30,039 a 316 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:38,910 [Music] 317 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,640 he 318 00:21:57,039 --> 00:22:02,170 day 319 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:02,170 [Music] 320 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:22,159 [Music] 321 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,159 you get this bike out of 322 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,960 here where where should I put it over 323 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,960 there oh 324 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,640 my shut 325 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:45,279 up I I I came here to see you get a 326 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,470 chair and sit down will you sit down get 327 00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:49,729 a 328 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:49,729 [Music] 329 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:05,600 chair 330 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:07,559 [Applause] 331 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,240 get a chair there's the nextra one over 332 00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:10,240 there that was 333 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:21,250 [Music] 334 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,880 used 335 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:43,480 sit sit and watch The Virtue rosro 336 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,919 there I I came over to congratulate you 337 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:49,200 Dean for marrying a rich girl oh 338 00:23:45,919 --> 00:23:51,159 stop this must be Sydney this is Sydney 339 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,200 I'm Sydney this is s this is Miss 340 00:23:51,159 --> 00:23:54,919 cartright my fiance hello I'm glad to 341 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,880 know you and make little 342 00:23:54,919 --> 00:23:59,679 acquaintances well if you're a friend 343 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,679 friend of Deans and you're a friend of 344 00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:03,080 mine oh thank you yeah we're friends 345 00:24:01,679 --> 00:24:04,760 right we grew up together Pals and 346 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,480 buddies and all that and we used to 347 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,640 steal fruit from push cards together 348 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:12,039 that's a long time ago I'm telling you 349 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,039 long time wasn't it Sydney 350 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:18,679 yesterday but you see how it how it 351 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,679 works Dean used to talk to 352 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,440 the step down my 353 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:45,160 foot sit down will didn't shut 354 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:45,160 [Music] 355 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,589 [Music] 356 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,760 up 357 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:08,080 don't do that don't do 358 00:25:08,159 --> 00:25:14,120 what I just clearing his 359 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,919 throat I I got a I got I got a peanut in 360 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:18,200 my neck don't bother me with your peanut 361 00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:18,200 in your 362 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,160 [Music] 363 00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:29,679 neck 364 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:37,480 I can't help it it stuck in my neck hit 365 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,480 me on the 366 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,240 back get 367 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:50,559 your down 368 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,799 there you're picking on him don't pick 369 00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:52,799 on 370 00:25:53,399 --> 00:25:59,679 him would you please keep your eye on my 371 00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:59,679 bike for me baby than 372 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,399 just stay away from everybody 373 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,200 that's what we do look why did I do 374 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:08,880 something WR did you do something wrong 375 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,080 you did everything wrong look at you 376 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,559 look how you're dressed you're dressed 377 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,840 like a loser I didn't invite you here 378 00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:17,279 because this isn't your kind of people 379 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,440 this is high class you don't fit yeah 380 00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:22,240 yeah I know but I'm your friend I know 381 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:24,919 but you don't belong here 382 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:29,600 Sid I'm here now so maybe could I stay 383 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:29,600 huh stay be nice stay 384 00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:41,159 Hey Dean could I can I get a piece of 385 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:45,120 fruit you'll eat later I'm hungry now be 386 00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:45,120 hungry later I'll forget I'll remind 387 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:52,080 you now watch The Virtue 388 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:59,600 [Music] 389 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,600 Roso 390 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,020 [Laughter] 391 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:09,140 [Music] 392 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,219 [Applause] 393 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,219 [Music] 394 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,520 w 395 00:27:34,690 --> 00:27:39,660 [Music] 396 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:57,650 [Music] 397 00:27:56,519 --> 00:28:00,769 oh 398 00:27:57,650 --> 00:28:00,769 [Music] 399 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:16,120 [Music] 400 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:23,919 what do you think you're 401 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:26,559 [Music] 402 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:29,399 doing what do you think you're doing you 403 00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:32,519 should be ashamed of yourself ashamed I 404 00:28:29,399 --> 00:28:32,519 am I am oh 405 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:42,000 ashamed don't help don't help me help 406 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:44,960 me will you sit down s will you sit down 407 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,960 and watch the nice man play the violin 408 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:50,059 you mean the virtuoso yeah 409 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,059 [Music] 410 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:58,170 [Music] 411 00:28:56,399 --> 00:29:00,840 the 412 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:03,100 [Music] 413 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:06,180 [Laughter] 414 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:06,180 [Music] 415 00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:12,519 let go of the 416 00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:22,539 [Music] 417 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,159 branch 418 00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:32,600 I got to talk to you yeah but I didn't 419 00:29:31,159 --> 00:29:34,519 mean nothing don't you see I made an 420 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,080 accident I don't want to have them throw 421 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:37,799 you out of this party you crashed the 422 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,240 party in the first place you don't 423 00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:41,919 belong here now look if you continue to 424 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,360 embarrass me my girl won't talk to me 425 00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:45,200 she'll call off our engagement I'll be 426 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,880 right back at the candy store well 427 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,440 that'll be good then because tomorrow H 428 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,559 me has a sale on broken 429 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,640 pretzels Sydney there Comes A Time in 430 00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:56,480 every man's life when pretzels become 431 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:59,880 unimportant pretzels Frozen Milky Ways 432 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:02,480 popsicles l lasagna sickles with with 433 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:04,159 Lorraine it's the real thing look I even 434 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,320 bought her an engagement ring look at 435 00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:07,600 that look at that hey it must be serious 436 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,080 that's a real ring with a hole in the 437 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,840 middle for the finger and everything 438 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:14,799 Beau that's nice let me see what did you 439 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:17,480 do I I dropped it in the PCH oh get it 440 00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:19,840 well I just wanted to help Martin your 441 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,679 hand is in the punch bow well Sydney 442 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:25,679 wanted a drink I just thought I'd 443 00:30:21,679 --> 00:30:28,360 give you can't up no you don't care 444 00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:30,960 thank you very much how SRI I I don't 445 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:34,399 believe I met your old lady oh 446 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:37,519 lady excuse me this is my mother Sydney 447 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:39,519 hello Sydney that's my name s no no no 448 00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:41,120 Sydney this is her mother Mrs cartright 449 00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:42,799 how do you do Mrs cartright I'm glad to 450 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:45,679 see you hey what are you doing here I 451 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,679 told you to watch my 452 00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:55,639 bike wait that was my fault Mrs you're 453 00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:57,240 doing to me I'm sorry no it was my fault 454 00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:59,679 I'm sorry I didn't mean anything 455 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:04,120 anything by it the Ring The Ring got to 456 00:30:59,679 --> 00:31:09,279 than the whole ring see if it's in 457 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:11,039 it it's not here now I got an idea look 458 00:31:09,279 --> 00:31:12,200 we'll go to the people with the drinks 459 00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:15,279 and we'll look and see if they got in 460 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:20,720 there okay huh yeah that's all right all 461 00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:20,720 right you ready whenever you say here we 462 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:29,159 go oh Mr Thomas about the golf game that 463 00:31:24,639 --> 00:31:29,159 we're about to have tomorrow next 464 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,360 Mr Ango you remember the date that I had 465 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:41,159 with forget the whole thing it's all 466 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,360 right oh uh excuse me Mrs cartright I 467 00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:44,799 was just thinking of something you know 468 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:47,679 when we were over there before talking I 469 00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:49,720 you are you why did you catch me uh uh 470 00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:51,480 no that that was my fault let me explain 471 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,039 I told him to take your drink you see 472 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,440 because you're you're going to be his 473 00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:56,159 mother-in-law and I don't think he wants 474 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,399 you to be a 475 00:31:56,159 --> 00:32:01,519 boozer 476 00:31:58,399 --> 00:32:05,080 I told her good didn't I about the 477 00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:08,519 drinking may I have your attention 478 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:11,360 line Mr cartrite and I have invited you 479 00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:13,480 here tonight for a very special occasion 480 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:16,720 the engagement of our daughter Lorraine 481 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,720 to Mr Dean 482 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:29,080 [Music] 483 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,080 Mar 484 00:32:44,159 --> 00:32:48,720 hey it happens to be the girl that I'm 485 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,399 going to marry I'd like to wish you the 486 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:53,320 best of luck 487 00:32:51,399 --> 00:32:55,919 thank 488 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:57,559 hey what was this hitting me for I was 489 00:32:55,919 --> 00:32:58,840 doing everybody 490 00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:01,440 dinner 491 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:03,720 dinner you H me so 492 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,519 hot I was only kissing her like 493 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,760 everybody else was kissing the bride and 494 00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:11,159 you had to hit me right away you hype my 495 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,159 whole head I think I'm bleeding a 496 00:33:20,679 --> 00:33:26,279 little hey 497 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:29,919 hey don't you think it would be nice if 498 00:33:26,279 --> 00:33:29,919 my fiance they sat next to 499 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:38,120 me don't you think that would be 500 00:33:34,799 --> 00:33:39,480 proper let Lorraine sit here yeah but 501 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,320 I'm your friend I wanted to be I don't 502 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,840 care if you're my friend I want Lorraine 503 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:46,360 to sit here Lorraine Miss cry de want 504 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,000 you should be here so I'll change plac 505 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,840 it with you but take your dirty 506 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000 silverware with 507 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,880 you wait a minute maybe I should sit 508 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,440 near my friend why don't you two change 509 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:58,320 with her and then I can sit there no you 510 00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:01,080 two sit there and you sit on the back 511 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:05,159 and I'll no you two move down and then 512 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:07,600 you come around dick with I everybody my 513 00:34:05,159 --> 00:34:10,320 no wait a minute move around all the 514 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:14,440 women all the women move around here 515 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,440 keep going that's it turn 516 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:22,000 around around that's it where you 517 00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:25,359 [Applause] 518 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:28,879 going what did you hurt hey door you're 519 00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:28,879 you're bending the material 520 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,040 you know this isn't a candy store Sydney 521 00:34:31,359 --> 00:34:34,599 this is a social gathering for ladies 522 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,760 and gentlemen that's why I didn't invite 523 00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:38,280 you invite I to invite you in the first 524 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,000 place you just don't fit here on the 525 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:43,000 corner you belong with the fellas but 526 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:45,320 not here they don't fit but you see I 527 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,679 just came over because Jean I must talk 528 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,839 to 529 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:52,760 you well yes honey your friend has 530 00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:54,639 ruined our party I've never been so 531 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,599 humiliated well I'm sorry about the 532 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:58,520 whole thing I just like it how dare you 533 00:34:56,599 --> 00:35:01,000 expl Expos us to 534 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:04,760 this well let me explain a thing there 535 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,760 honey how can you possibly explain ill 536 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:10,720 breeding lack of manners while your 537 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,380 friend is common 538 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:15,449 common 539 00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:15,449 [Music] 540 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:25,800 common I knew 541 00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:28,800 [Music] 542 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,800 that 543 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:47,520 you forgot something no I just 544 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:50,839 remembered something to hit me again no 545 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:52,400 I'm not going to hit you Sydney no no 546 00:35:50,839 --> 00:35:53,760 but you were right I I spoiled this 547 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,400 whole party and I don't belong here I 548 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,359 guess I'm not the right kind of people 549 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,800 for this that's what I realized too too 550 00:35:57,359 --> 00:36:01,119 why I don't belong here 551 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:03,119 myself well then we'll go and see haime 552 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:05,160 for the broken pretzels huh you sure 553 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,839 will I feel bad I was s there for a 554 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,760 minute we'll always be F you know 555 00:36:06,839 --> 00:36:14,440 something that's good tell me all about 556 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:20,240 it we're two lost souls on a high way of 557 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:23,400 life we ain't even got a sister or 558 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:28,720 brother but ain't it just 559 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:28,720 great ain't it just great 560 00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:32,040 we got each 561 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:34,680 [Music] 562 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,800 other two 563 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:43,960 lost that's all that we 564 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:48,160 are one of us s the other is 565 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,500 jerky but to us will stick through th 566 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,280 all through 567 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,770 [Music] 568 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,920 thing like 569 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:59,680 [Music] 570 00:36:54,920 --> 00:37:00,640 Al it's Jerry and Dean oh no and no one 571 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:06,359 in 572 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:09,200 between like let's say J and let's say 573 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:12,160 she of course we 574 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:16,520 complain we bu and 575 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:21,240 strain but after the fuss and there's 576 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:27,240 always us and me two lost 577 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:31,720 soul each wed to each we go hand in hand 578 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:36,160 in all kinds of weather on a bottom or 579 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:36,160 top a hit or a 580 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:43,119 plop it's both 581 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:46,480 together we got each 582 00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:50,490 other we got each 583 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:55,570 other each both 584 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:55,570 [Music] 585 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:58,599 together 586 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:05,880 Halo lovely lady 587 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:08,520 Halo oily greasy soapie shampoos leave 588 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:11,319 dulling dirt catching film Halo 589 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,880 glorifies your hair naturally leaves it 590 00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:17,280 cleaner softer brighter than any oily 591 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:20,119 greasy soapy shampoo liquid cream or 592 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,359 lotion just watch oily greasy soapy 593 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:25,040 shampoos coat each strand of hair with 594 00:38:22,359 --> 00:38:27,599 sticky dirt catching dulling film but 595 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,760 now see what happens with Halo shampoo 596 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:32,359 because clear liquid Halo contains no 597 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:34,040 soap or greasy oils nothing to interfere 598 00:38:32,359 --> 00:38:37,640 with cleaning action or leave dulling 599 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:40,440 film Halo glorifies hair naturally 600 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:43,040 brings out all its clean bright Beauty 601 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:45,240 with each shampoo yes Halo leaves your 602 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,680 hair cleaner softer and naturally 603 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:49,160 brighter than any oily greasy soapy 604 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,839 shampoo 605 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:55,520 Soo everybody 606 00:38:51,839 --> 00:38:58,520 Halo Halo shampoo 607 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,520 Halo 608 00:39:03,330 --> 00:39:06,460 [Applause] 609 00:39:07,359 --> 00:39:11,960 ladies and gentlemen we would like to 610 00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:15,560 say that it's very seldom in television 611 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:18,280 that we have a Time problem or that we 612 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,800 don't figure the time correctly I don't 613 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,280 feel too bad about it because this is a 614 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,680 chance I've been waiting for anyhow you 615 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,240 see when you have certain amount of time 616 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,520 you do certain things but it seems that 617 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:29,319 there's a 3-minute gap that we need and 618 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,520 uh they asked me to fill it and I'm glad 619 00:39:29,319 --> 00:39:32,560 because for years I Tred to sing my 620 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:35,000 kangaroo Patrol song pouches forever 621 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:38,200 Beaver Patrol 303 and I would like very 622 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,760 much to do that now because this is with 623 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,240 the time I only got three minutes so I'd 624 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,440 like to do it for you I'd like to have 625 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:46,359 some music and I'll go all Mr LS will 626 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,359 you get on your mark 627 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:52,400 please who 628 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,119 that this Bob fle the director would you 629 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:57,119 please get on your mark oh I'm awfully 630 00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:58,079 sorry Mr fle uh uh we didn't rehearse 631 00:39:57,119 --> 00:39:59,560 you see ladies and gentlemen this 632 00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,400 particular part so if we get a little 633 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,560 mixed up you'll have to excuse us I 634 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,680 guess this is where I means so here's 635 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:08,000 the number that I L you take two steps 636 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,000 to the left please 637 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:14,280 cooperate 638 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:17,280 two 639 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,680 steps left 640 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,800 please oh I didn't say may I I'll have 641 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,359 to go 642 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,720 back anyhow this I guess this is the 643 00:40:23,359 --> 00:40:27,560 place how we move all the way down front 644 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,079 what move all the way down front forward 645 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,079 down front how's this all right over 646 00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:32,960 here is this good what are you getting 647 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:34,720 me crazy I don't care how we do it let's 648 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,040 just let me stand regular nice you can 649 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,240 use a brownie here for all I'm concerned 650 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,680 you know let me just do the number I 651 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:42,760 have just so much time Mr pinkle so uh 652 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,560 thank you very much I I'd appreciate if 653 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,420 you'd just let me do the number that way 654 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,680 so if I can just have some music 655 00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:51,640 [Music] 656 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,640 I your mind standing on your 657 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,960 mark not over there this is your mark 658 00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:01,000 right here the director told me would 659 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:03,480 you mind standing on your 660 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,520 mark Mr F say he gives me orders I'm 661 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:08,680 very sorry please stand on your mark 662 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,680 thank 663 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:14,880 you stand on your 664 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:17,240 mark I'm a I'm a little I I don't have 665 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:19,000 too much time here Mr finle and and be 666 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,920 like your dad Bill finle Good pictured 667 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,040 man you know you're really fighting me 668 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,599 this time 669 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:28,240 boy okay so here's the number that I 670 00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:31,920 think Oh Heaven to Betsy not 671 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:33,040 again this this not over there now no 672 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:36,440 all right 673 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,920 then this spot here fine Mr fle if you 674 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,040 don't mind just let me do the number I 675 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,440 have so much time look you do your job 676 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,560 I'll do mine all right you know what I 677 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,480 mean buddy at a boy just work back there 678 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,960 let me do this and I I'm sure I can do 679 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,880 fine with it what just mind your 680 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,160 business I'm putting it very plain you 681 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,040 embarrassed me on the air shut up for 2 682 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:56,280 minutes let me do this number here you 683 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,720 know how ill I am from this whole thing 684 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,200 anyhow I would like to do the number I 685 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,000 shouldn't have yelled at him I'm sorry 686 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,880 he's got a union this Union they all 687 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,440 have unions and I'll never hear the end 688 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,240 of that but I'd like to do this song 689 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,240 that I think that you'll 690 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:17,380 [Applause] 691 00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:22,240 enjoy well I don't mind I I'll I'll do 692 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,839 the number I'll do the song right from 693 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:27,119 here it it makes no difference to me 694 00:42:23,839 --> 00:42:28,680 because a song is a song and I enjoy 695 00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:30,599 would you mind bringing this down here 696 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,160 and leave it right here please this is a 697 00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:33,920 song that I think that you'll enjoy like 698 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,960 it or not your time is up the song is 699 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,280 out it ain't out I'm doing a song how do 700 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,000 you like that you took all the time 701 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,680 moving me around I wouldn't have had to 702 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,559 I could have sung four songs with 703 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:46,559 yelling and technicians I'm doing the 704 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:46,559 song now now here we go this is the 705 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:54,920 [Music] 706 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:58,079 [Applause] 707 00:42:54,920 --> 00:43:00,640 wow why can't a woman be right sometimes 708 00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:02,480 I didn't say you're wrong I just said I 709 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,000 don't understand why Val is right for 710 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,079 your dishwashing and your wash day 711 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,280 detergent doesn't it's simple V makes 712 00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:10,880 dishes Shine without washing or wiping 713 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,400 if a bit of food clings my dishcloth 714 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:16,400 flicks it off but there's no detergent 715 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,960 burned to hands with v if I put V in my 716 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,839 hand it feels cool my wash a detergent 717 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,480 feels hot well if you can feel it as a 718 00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:27,119 chemist I should be able to demonstrate 719 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:29,000 it scientifically come on in the laugh 720 00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:32,760 I put your wash day detergent in one 721 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,599 glass and B in the other look the wash 722 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:37,559 day detergent is sending the temperature 723 00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:39,160 up but Val isn't you're right there must 724 00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:40,760 be irritating alkalizes and harsh 725 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,200 chemicals in this wash day detergent 726 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,520 that cause that temperature to rise but 727 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,079 this certainly proves there's nothing in 728 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,559 val to make the temperature rise like I 729 00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:54,680 said there's no detergent burn to hands 730 00:43:49,559 --> 00:43:54,680 with Val for dishes and my hands it's 731 00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:58,079 marous 732 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:06,160 I love that song that's the nicest 733 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,160 number with such a beating 734 00:44:07,359 --> 00:44:11,280 it glad you likeed it I'm glad you like 735 00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:12,160 except I ain't talking to you how do you 736 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,640 like 737 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:17,559 that you know you need a shave that's my 738 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,839 hair here's the face I a't I ain't 739 00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:21,119 talking to why you did a number answer 740 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:24,440 true you swear to tell the TR the whole 741 00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:26,119 you to help you Pizza yes okay I did a 742 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,760 number just here with a with a group 743 00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:30,200 everybody does a number with a group I 744 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:34,520 know everyone does the number with the 745 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:36,160 group but why that one happens to be my 746 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,720 little group that's why yeah my little 747 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:40,040 group you could have had I could have 748 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:43,000 had my little group on the show but did 749 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:45,440 you think of asking me 750 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,079 no you just went ahead and got fellas I 751 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,440 got a group I'd like you to sing with 752 00:44:47,079 --> 00:44:53,520 you have a 753 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,960 group do I have a group do you no I 754 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:57,720 didn't 755 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:59,000 think have and I sing at the El with 756 00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:00,359 them and everything and if you will do a 757 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,040 number with them they'll sing just 758 00:45:00,359 --> 00:45:03,880 anything and it'll be the most Sterling 759 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,800 arrangement of all 760 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,160 time well if you want me to sing with 761 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,400 your group just bring them on out here 762 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,079 all right fellas come on out we'll do 763 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,440 the number this is terrific you see any 764 00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:13,160 number that you want to do these fellas 765 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,720 can do and they're wonderful they sing 766 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,400 good and they know numbers you know 767 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:19,040 about two weeks ago we did a show and uh 768 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,880 for the Boy Scouts and they sang an 769 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,359 awful lot of songs for them and it's 770 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,079 just a little group and you sing 771 00:45:22,359 --> 00:45:26,920 whatever you like to sing that's all so 772 00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:28,280 whenever you you like you can get 773 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,920 started this is a 774 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,760 group like a country what are you doing 775 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,359 to me no this is my group now how can a 776 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,200 bunch of fellas like that sound good 777 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:37,839 what are you crazy a little rhythm 778 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,839 vamping and you'll see how nice this 779 00:45:37,839 --> 00:45:42,640 sounds listen carefully how are you 780 00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:45,990 mother isn't too well since the 781 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:50,719 accident everybody ready here we 782 00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:50,719 [Music] 783 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:56,400 go well that sounds pretty it's a nice 784 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:59,720 group ain't it I I we dance a little bit 785 00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:01,520 too sometimes well can I just sing any 786 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:04,079 song any song whenever you're ready 787 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,359 we'll sing with you oh God don't follow 788 00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:07,240 yeah they'll follow whatever you do 789 00:46:05,359 --> 00:46:11,240 they'll 790 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:11,240 follow sometimes I'm 791 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,190 [Music] 792 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:27,800 [Music] 793 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,800 happy 794 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:42,559 [Music] 795 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:42,559 follow anything you think they'll 796 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:53,440 do sometimes I'm blue yes he's 797 00:46:49,359 --> 00:46:58,520 happy yes sometimes he's happy sometimes 798 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,520 he's blue you can't be blue and 799 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,840 [Music] 800 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,929 [Applause] 801 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,929 [Music] 802 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,640 happy my 803 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:27,720 disposition depends on 804 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:27,720 you my disposition depends oning pinging 805 00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:45,510 [Applause] 806 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,520 he 807 00:47:52,960 --> 00:48:02,200 he so what can I do 808 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:02,200 o I'm happy when I'm with 809 00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:06,300 [Music] 810 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:31,280 you I am so what can I do 811 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:35,359 I'm happy when 812 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,359 I'm happy happy happy 813 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,960 happy 814 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:53,520 happy I'm happy when I'm with 815 00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:53,520 [Music] 816 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:59,450 you w 817 00:48:55,690 --> 00:49:00,540 [Applause] 818 00:48:59,450 --> 00:49:03,860 [Music] 819 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:03,860 [Applause] 820 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:13,119 hello I'm Joan Lesley which of these two 821 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,319 women could be you one cleansed to face 822 00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:17,839 the ordinary casual way with any soap or 823 00:49:15,319 --> 00:49:20,160 cold cream but this cotton pad reveals 824 00:49:17,839 --> 00:49:22,640 hidden dirt and makeup left behind by 825 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:25,119 ordinary cleansing the other cleanser 826 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:28,160 face The palom Olive Way and the pad 827 00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:31,000 reveals no trace of hidden dirt proof 828 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:34,160 that her face is Palmolive clean deep 829 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,040 down clean yes the Palmolive way does 830 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:38,720 remove hidden dirt that robs your 831 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:41,160 complexion of beauty doctors prove you 832 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:43,720 can have a cleaner fresher complexion 833 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:46,400 the very first time you use Palmolive 834 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:48,880 soap Palmolive is so mild it lets you 835 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,359 clean cleaner clean deeper without 836 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:53,319 irritation prove it yourself massage 837 00:49:51,359 --> 00:49:56,520 your face with gentle Palm Olive for 60 838 00:49:53,319 --> 00:49:59,720 seconds rinse pat dry and test for 839 00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:03,200 hidden dirt see your face is Palmolive 840 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:05,160 clean deep down clean get mild gentle 841 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,799 Palmolive soap for a cleaner fresher 842 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,799 complexion 843 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:24,079 [Applause] 844 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,599 today ladies and 845 00:50:24,079 --> 00:50:29,520 gentlemen thank you very very much we'd 846 00:50:26,599 --> 00:50:31,720 also like to thank the Norman LOF choir 847 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,880 for doing such a wonderful job we like 848 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:36,160 to take this opportunity to thank the 849 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:39,359 producers of Damn Yankees for allowing 850 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:40,839 us to do two last souls and Ladies and 851 00:50:39,359 --> 00:50:42,520 Gentlemen We would like to say a high to 852 00:50:40,839 --> 00:50:44,599 little graci o Conor a wonderful little 853 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:46,520 gallon Pleasantville New York who is our 854 00:50:44,599 --> 00:50:47,960 fan club president and thank you Gracie 855 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,960 and above all please ladies and 856 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,839 gentlemen remember the muscular disty 857 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,400 associations this entire month 858 00:50:51,839 --> 00:50:54,680 firefighters All Over America will come 859 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,799 to your doors your neighbors will come 860 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:59,559 and call for money please give so that 861 00:50:56,799 --> 00:51:01,280 135,000 doomed children will at least 862 00:50:59,559 --> 00:51:03,160 have a ray of hope we certainly would 863 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,400 appreciate it you go now and don't 864 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,119 forget folks next week watch the Colgate 865 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,359 variet hour with the Harvest moonball 866 00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:11,040 winners in Chicago and we want to wish 867 00:51:09,359 --> 00:51:12,880 the best of luck to Irving cson it a 868 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:15,040 wonderful columnist in Chicago with the 869 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:17,280 Harvest Moon ball we would like also to 870 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,119 say that our director Mr Bob fle 871 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,720 producer Ary luxman Dix to be on of 872 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:22,680 Music aie Phillips and Harry Crane 873 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:24,240 everyone did a wonderful job we can only 874 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:27,359 say good night God bless you we'll see 875 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,359 you soon 876 00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:41,830 [Music] 877 00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:43,340 [Applause] 878 00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:47,270 [Music] 879 00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:52,989 [Applause] 880 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:52,989 [Music] 881 00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:57,359 la 882 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:06,650 [Music] 883 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,079 GS from Howard Norm by fuzzy two lost 884 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,760 souls from the broad weight production 885 00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:21,079 Dam Yankees also seen in tonight's cast 886 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:23,960 were Isabel Elum Milton brome Byron Kane 887 00:52:21,079 --> 00:52:27,280 EVN lovequist tovin Meyer Frank Mitchell 888 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,280 Patty Peterson and Terry Lee 889 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:36,079 [Music] 56979

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.