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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:09,770 [Music] 2 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,800 The Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show on 3 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:24,160 the Colgate Comedy 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:28,000 Hour featuring Miss Mickey Marlo, the 5 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:30,480 Four Step Brothers, Franklin Pangorn, 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,800 Dick Stil and his orchestra. and Wick 7 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,559 Bird and 8 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:36,600 Kay. Presented by the Colgate Palomale 9 00:00:34,559 --> 00:00:39,600 Company, makers 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:41,160 of Palomale Rapid Shave, it outshaves 11 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,079 them 12 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:45,680 all. Fab, great new formula. Fab with 13 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:48,079 more active dirt remover than any other 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,079 leading 15 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:52,640 product. Ajax, the foaming action 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:59,960 cleanser. And Halo, the shampoo that 17 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,960 glorifies your hair. 18 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:04,320 And now, the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis 19 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,629 [Applause] 20 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,560 Show. 21 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:42,759 [Music] 22 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:46,880 [Applause] 23 00:01:42,759 --> 00:01:49,159 Hear the evil of Christ when he sings. 24 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:52,320 All your troubles take wings. Here he 25 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:57,360 comes. Beat the symbols and drums. He's 26 00:01:52,320 --> 00:02:00,759 sharp and he's king. So, let's welcome 27 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:04,159 Jerry's pal. Here's 28 00:02:00,759 --> 00:02:04,159 D. Here's 29 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,910 D. 30 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:13,069 [Applause] 31 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:13,069 [Music] 32 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:21,200 Hey, come to 33 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:22,840 me. My melancholy baby. 34 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,580 Cuddle love and 35 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:28,689 don't you be blue. 36 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,689 [Music] 37 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,879 Excuse me very much sir for interrupting 38 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:41,879 you but I work outside. Well the figures 39 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:41,879 should 40 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:46,480 Well no I do sir. I work outside. I park 41 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,920 cars. You see, and there's a car park 42 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:51,519 outside, and we'd appreciate it very 43 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:53,360 much if you make an announcement. 44 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:56,239 Yeah, it's very important announcement. 45 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,840 And uh wait, wait, uh a New Jersey 46 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:59,200 license plate. What is this? A car or 47 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,040 something? Yeah, it's parked in a 48 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:03,680 driveway outside. We'd like to have it 49 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:06,599 moved. 50 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:09,599 And the license numbers New Jersey 51 00:03:06,599 --> 00:03:09,599 7324 52 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,120 JDA222687635- 53 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,640 629844218HK9635- 54 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,879 2 lock in the driveway and we'd 55 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,040 appreciate it very much if you make the 56 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:30,799 announcement. What do you say? Okay, 57 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:33,840 thanks a lot. Well, I'll see you all 58 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:33,840 later on. 59 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:49,519 Every cloud must have a silver lining. 60 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:49,519 Wait until that sun shines through. Hey, 61 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:56,080 sporty. Uh, I guess in a nice way to 62 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:59,200 make an announcement, didn't I? Are you 63 00:03:56,080 --> 00:04:00,959 a big man or something? You wearing a 64 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,439 tuxedo and you're winking at the girls. 65 00:04:00,959 --> 00:04:05,280 What are you big shot? I asked in a nice 66 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:07,040 way to make an announcement now. There's 67 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,640 a car parked in the driveway. Cars 68 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,680 aren't going in. They ain't coming out. 69 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:13,120 We ain't made a quarter all 70 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,720 night. Now, we appreciate you making an 71 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,320 announcement. It's a simple thing. All 72 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:20,359 you got to do is say, "There's a car 73 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:22,120 park outside. Lighting 7324 JD 74 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:27,120 22268765 75 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:27,120 dash 629 844 76 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:32,560 21889635- two in that car. It's parked 77 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,000 and we'd appreciate somebody moving it. 78 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,759 Now, a guy has got to stand up and say, 79 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,280 "Hey, that's my car." He'll walk out and 80 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:38,800 move it and that's that. What do you 81 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,800 want to do? Go home on your rims 82 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,800 tonight? 83 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:49,919 80. What do you say, Sporty? Go ahead. 84 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:53,720 Oh, by the way, you sing pretty good. 85 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:53,720 You should get with a band. 86 00:04:56,639 --> 00:04:58,759 My honey 87 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:05,240 [Music] 88 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:05,240 dear while I kiss away each day. 89 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:10,880 Hey, what are you so in love with this 90 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:14,400 number that you ain't going to make that 91 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:16,400 little stinking announcement? 92 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,639 I was coming to it. Yeah, well, we ain't 93 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:21,240 got time to wait for it. This parts 94 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:24,560 parked on top of one 95 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:29,360 another. Now make the announcement. Holy 96 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:29,360 mackerel. How big can you get? 97 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:35,220 Anyhow, or else I shall 98 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:48,960 be melancholy. 99 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:49,800 [Music] 100 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,199 Thank 101 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:55,759 you. Thank you very much, ladies and 102 00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:59,360 gentlemen. Here, uh, right. 103 00:05:55,759 --> 00:06:01,120 Has my brother been out here? 104 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,639 Yeah, your brother's been out here. He 105 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,400 asked you to make a little announcement, 106 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:06,560 didn't he? He sure did. How come he 107 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:09,039 didn't make it, buddy? Well, I'm going 108 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,800 to tell you now. Uh, you know, uh, yes, 109 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:12,319 in a nice way, isn't it, kids? Sure. 110 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:15,759 Your motor's running there. I just want 111 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:17,360 to say I could uh tolerate your brother, 112 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:21,759 you know, because he's a little bit of 113 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:24,639 an nimbo. Yeah. Well, no, the kid 114 00:06:21,759 --> 00:06:25,919 But you you know, but you and me it's 115 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:27,039 different. Well, you see, the kid just 116 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,400 tried to be nice, have you making 117 00:06:27,039 --> 00:06:30,880 announcements, that's all. And let me 118 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:33,880 explain. I want to be nice to you. No 119 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,880 way. 120 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,319 [Music] 121 00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:48,160 Wrap the shape. I'll shave them all. 122 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:50,240 Wrap the shape. I'll shave them all. No 123 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,560 messy brush, no greasy cream. Use rap 124 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,880 and shave in the morning. 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You know, uh uh 150 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,680 sigh, I hope you didn't mind coming over 151 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:12,400 to my dressing room to fit this for me. 152 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:14,400 Not to s such a sumptuous dressing room 153 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,919 as this. You know, the manager must have 154 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,479 thought an awful lot of you to have 155 00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:19,759 decorated this so elegantly. Yeah, he 156 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:23,199 didn't know we were Martin Lewis. He 157 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:25,039 thought we were George and Goel. 158 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:26,879 Oh boy. 159 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:28,639 How does the collar fit now? Mr. The 160 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:29,759 collar fits nice, Mr. D'Vor, but I'd 161 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:31,120 like to have a little more room, you 162 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,399 know. Yeah, that's no problem. Now, 163 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,880 we'll just let out the shoulders a 164 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:36,719 little bit and we'll let out the inner. 165 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:40,719 Excuse me. I'll get this. Yeah, sure. Go 166 00:08:36,719 --> 00:08:42,399 ahead. Hello. Oh, Lou. Yeah, Lou. Oh, 167 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:43,599 the sponsors are coming up. Sure, I'll 168 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:45,440 take care of them. Don't you worry about 169 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:46,560 a thing. Yeah, I'll take care of them. 170 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:49,440 Yeah. Now, you know, you know, Mr. 171 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:51,279 Martin, I I really think I'll have to 172 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:53,440 refit this collar. Yeah. All right. 173 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:55,680 They'll be up pretty soon. Good. Pretty 174 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:59,040 sure. All right. Good. Fine. and this 175 00:08:55,680 --> 00:09:03,240 shoulder. Okay. Right. All right. Luke, 176 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,240 what do you think you're doing? 177 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:09,920 That's my partner. Don't you do that. 178 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:12,640 And furthermore, how about that? 179 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:16,240 This is my tailor size fitting me for a 180 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:17,519 suit. I think I made a mistake here. I 181 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,600 was helping you, Dean, because I thought 182 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:22,480 he was tearing you. I I'm awfully sorry, 183 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:24,480 sir. Here's here's your mustache. I 184 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,000 didn't mean to do that. and and go out 185 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:29,519 and buy yourself another mustache and 186 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:32,160 send me to Bill. We don't buy mustaches, 187 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:34,640 Mr. Lewis. We grow them. Well, then buy 188 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:36,560 yourself some seeds. 189 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:39,760 I'm awfully sorry about this. I didn't 190 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:42,160 mean nothing. I'm awfully sorry. I'll 191 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:44,399 say yes. I doubt if you will. Well, you 192 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:46,000 don't have to be so nasty. You know what 193 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:47,279 you're doing to me. I didn't do nothing. 194 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,560 I was protecting. I thought this fellow 195 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:50,000 was Why don't you just keep your big 196 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,680 mouth shut? Well, the guy was tearing 197 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,360 your seat. Don't let me yell. My throat 198 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,720 hurts now. Well, what do you want? You 199 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,640 always start arguments. Wasn't I 200 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,160 protecting you then? Why did you Why did 201 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,360 you interrupt my song for in the first 202 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,800 place? What are you going to pick on me 203 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,080 all day today? I don't like you. Why did 204 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,760 you just close the window so they don't 205 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,279 hear us arguing? Well, we don't have to 206 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,440 argue. You stop picking on me and we 207 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:09,440 won't argue. I'll pull the shade down. 208 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,120 Look, when I That shade over there. This 209 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:13,200 shade over there. You get me all 210 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,120 confused and mixed up. I try to help you 211 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,959 when you Put the shade up, will you, 212 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:19,279 Jerry? Yeah, but when you were doing a 213 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:21,760 song, I was out in the club. I was only 214 00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:23,760 pulling. You see? Will you put Well, I 215 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,440 tried to get to stay down. You start 216 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,959 yelling at me. You make me nervous. I 217 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,800 don't even know what I'm doing anymore. 218 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,880 Dean, throw it. I can't. Why do you keep 219 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:33,120 picking on me? Because you're an idiot. 220 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,120 Oh, 221 00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:41,040 I help. Don't touch me. Help me. Don't 222 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,399 touch me. What do you mean help me? 223 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,040 Don't touch me. I didn't want to get out 224 00:10:42,399 --> 00:10:46,800 by radar. Come by the rain. 225 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,160 What do you think? Do you know? Will you 226 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,760 stop yelling? You're going to lose your 227 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,320 voice and hurt your throat. Just tell 228 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,600 me. Look, Louman called from MCA. Our 229 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,680 sponsors are going to come up here 230 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,200 pretty soon. Well, I want you to 231 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,279 remember the products all the time. We 232 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,519 got to stay on TV. All right. I remember 233 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:04,320 the products. We use Ajax and Fab and 234 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:05,839 Veto and Colgate. There they are now. 235 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,120 All right. I'll remember. I'll talk nice 236 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,320 about the products. Products all the 237 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,600 time. The products. The product. Well, 238 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,880 listen. Should I mention all the 239 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,320 products and everything? Mention 240 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:15,360 everything. Oh, all right. I'll about 241 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,959 yourself and and be yourself. Oh, no. Do 242 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,320 everything I do. Do what you do. Don't 243 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:19,839 do what you do. Do what I I'll do 244 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,160 everything you do. Mention the products. 245 00:11:19,839 --> 00:11:24,160 Yeah. All right. Mrs. Larby, you're 246 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:27,040 beautiful tonight. Mr. Larby, you're 247 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:29,200 beautiful tonight. I got to kiss you. 248 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,720 You look good. Yeah, I got to kiss you. 249 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,480 Just stop. Well, you told me to do 250 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:35,440 everything. Let me take your wrap. Let 251 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:37,680 me take your stuff, Mr. Lar. Please. You 252 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,680 got 253 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:45,360 no sit down. Wait. Come on. Let's sit 254 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:48,720 down, Mr. Lar. Let's take the shortcut. 255 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:50,079 Mr. Larabe, right over the top. 256 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,480 [Music] 257 00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:54,640 Nice to see you, Mr. Larby. The products 258 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:58,959 products products products. Yeah, you 259 00:11:54,640 --> 00:12:00,360 see Mr. Ho everybody. Halo. Rock the 260 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:06,120 train. Rock the 261 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:09,279 train. Void. Hello everybody. 262 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:11,920 Halo. He loves the product. Poor mother. 263 00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:15,360 Poor mother. 264 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,360 You take that 265 00:12:15,639 --> 00:12:20,279 home right down the drain. 266 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:31,440 Hey Jack. Hey Jack. Hey. 267 00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:33,680 Sit down. She's too fat. 268 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,839 Now go get a chair. Get a chair. Come 269 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:38,079 over. He He so overwhelmed to see the 270 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:40,320 sponsor. You know he's excited about 271 00:12:38,079 --> 00:12:42,000 these uh well he has some business to 272 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,760 discuss. Would you say you could just 273 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,360 serve the refreshments? We have some 274 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:49,760 business, you know. Would you like some 275 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:52,240 cookies, Mr. Cookies? How about some 276 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:55,240 fruit? We have some food here. Have some 277 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,240 orange. 278 00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:03,360 You told me to refresh, didn't you? 279 00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:05,760 What? Don't overdo. What are you out of 280 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:08,240 your nitwit? 281 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,839 Ah, shut up. 282 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,720 Get something else for them to eat. Hey, 283 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:13,680 Mrs. Flabby, how about some 284 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:16,079 chocolate? Would you like some nice 285 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,079 fresh 286 00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:21,279 chocolate? Chocolate covered dust. 287 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:24,000 Anyhow, oh, I wonder if there's a walnut 288 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:25,720 cream in there. A walnut cream? No, 289 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,240 that's not 290 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:32,320 walnut. That came close for a second. 291 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:36,320 Let's see. Uh, what's that going on? 292 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:37,760 Yeah, there's a walnut. Oh, stop. 293 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,680 Something like that. Well, what's the 294 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,040 matter? I brush my teeth with fab. You 295 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,160 brush your teeth with fam. You brush 296 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,680 your teeth with fam. You brush your 297 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:48,120 teeth with fat. I brush my teeth with 298 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:53,560 fat. A joke. A joke. Joke. A joke. 299 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:53,560 Oh. Oh, it was a good one, wasn't it? 300 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,600 No, I don't really brush my teeth with 301 00:13:55,279 --> 00:14:00,160 Bab. Everybody knows I use Halo. Hey, 302 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:02,079 Dr. Lewis. Halo is for hair. I have very 303 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,440 fuzzy teeth. 304 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:05,279 I spend a lot of money hiring two 305 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,639 comedians to sell my products, and they 306 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,920 don't even know what they use for. Oh, 307 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:11,760 we know what they use. We're just 308 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:13,440 kidding. Oh yeah, it's like funny. 309 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,120 Oh, what a bulldog. But I'm only 310 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,880 kidding, you see, because we have fun. 311 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,880 Look, every 5 minutes we brush our teeth 312 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,199 with Colgate, which contains Gardall. 313 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:23,440 Guard all. Guard all. Come, let us brush 314 00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:25,199 our teeth. I want to watch this. Yes, 315 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:27,199 we'll show you. And we do this every 316 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:29,519 day. Every 5 minutes. It's like a 317 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:31,440 ritual, Mr. Larby. We never ever miss. 318 00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:33,839 Do you know that? Every day. Every 5 319 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,440 minutes, we do nothing. And we use 320 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,560 plenty of Colgate dental cream because 321 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,639 it's the most wonderful cream in the 322 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,480 world. I just got a bullet. Look at 323 00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:42,240 this. 324 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,240 Look what you made me do. I got to give 325 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,760 you a shot. Right in your I'll get 326 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,920 something to fix it up. Nothing could 327 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:50,320 clean this jacket. I'll fix it clean. 328 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,160 I'm awful sorry, Mr. Larby. Just take 329 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,399 the jacket off, sir. And I think that I 330 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:57,199 can clean it. I'll clean it and we'll 331 00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:59,680 just use your very best product. Fab 332 00:14:57,199 --> 00:15:01,440 will clean it. Mr. Larby, you'll be 333 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,279 surprised how wonderful this will be. 334 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,720 And it'll be like a new jacket and 335 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:06,880 you'll never know that there was ever a 336 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,639 spot in it. There's disgust. You have to 337 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,120 realize that when you use water on a 338 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:13,199 jacket, it has a tendency of being just 339 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,360 a little damp. But if you can try and 340 00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:17,120 find the spot once we complete washing 341 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,040 this jacket, and I understand that 342 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,600 there's satin on the jacket, so that 343 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:26,320 when the water gets off uh the satin of 344 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:26,320 the the uh the jacket, uh you'll 345 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:32,240 find you don't expect this man to wear 346 00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:34,160 this suit. Of course, I can wear that. I 347 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,320 think I think Mr. Jack on trotder has 348 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:39,120 another jack and he'll he'll fit you. 349 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,120 Come on. 350 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,850 [Music] 351 00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:02,639 I'm Mrs. Larby, I'm awfully sorry for 352 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,720 what happened. I just get carried away. 353 00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:06,720 Uh, just come with me, Mr. Larby. I'm 354 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,720 awfully sorry. Would you like to sit 355 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,720 down and relax? Yeah, I'll give you a 356 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,560 boost. What? No, I'll I'll bring the 357 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,720 chair down here. I'm sorry. You see, 358 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,639 when my 359 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,839 I'm sorry. That's one of the craziest 360 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:19,519 chairs. Thank you. I've got such a 361 00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:21,320 headache. I just Oh, let me rub it for 362 00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:24,120 you, Mr. 363 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:27,040 Clarab. My hair. Well, 364 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:29,120 I I'm a mess. I know, but look at your 365 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,480 hair. 366 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,680 Now, what is all you do to me? What 367 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,199 you've done to my hair? Well, don't 368 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,880 worry about it, ma'am. I can fix it. 369 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:36,800 Just come over here, please. No, I'll 370 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:39,519 fix it. Please. Your husband makes the 371 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:42,000 best product. Just put your head here 372 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:44,079 and will do it. Halo will make your hair 373 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,560 the best you've ever seen on a cake. No, 374 00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:49,279 this will be wonderful. Mr. Never had a 375 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,279 nicer hair. You just wait. You'll be 376 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:53,639 fine. Now, you just get up and we'll 377 00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:56,320 dry. 378 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:59,920 Oh, darling. 379 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:02,880 Oh, jeez. She's ridiculous. 380 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:04,439 Come on. Let's get out of here. Oh, you 381 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:08,760 glory. Happy day 382 00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:08,760 we shut up. 383 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,559 J. You said shut up. Shut up. That's 384 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,640 You're ruining my Don't let yell ain't 385 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:18,240 you? Yeah, but you won't say it for you, 386 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,919 Mr. Martin. There you are. I got to sing 387 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,000 and I can't. Well, listen. Let me 388 00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:23,839 explain what happened. You see? Shut up. 389 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,919 Don't say anything. I close your big 390 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:27,360 mouth. No, but I'm I'm only trying to 391 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,520 tell you that you see when these Don't 392 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,720 tell me what to say. I'm not telling you 393 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,240 nothing, Dean, but I don't wish. Why 394 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,240 don't you shut up? You're losing your 395 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,000 throat. Losing it? I lost it. No, you 396 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,679 got to go on the stage and sing. I 397 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,760 can't. Oh, look at here. Take your 398 00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:41,200 jacket. I think Yeah, take your jacket. 399 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,799 Come with me. I got an idea. This is 400 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,320 terrible. Jack and Brad will be awful 401 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:46,320 mad if you don't sing your number. 402 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,679 Listen, I have an idea. No, you have to 403 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,280 go on the stage. Don't you understand? 404 00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:50,720 Because everybody's waiting in the club. 405 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,000 It's time for your second song. So, I 406 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,679 tell you what I think we better do. 407 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,880 Here's a very good idea. You go out on 408 00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,240 the stage. the best thing for you to do 409 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,919 and you got to do it as very fast as 410 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,000 possible. You get on the whistle and try 411 00:17:57,919 --> 00:18:03,150 your best. Now, when you get 412 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:07,640 [Music] 413 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:11,640 [Applause] 414 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,640 on everybody, 415 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:21,120 look for this Halo contest display at 416 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,679 your favorite Halo dealers. You may win 417 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:26,000 a gorgeous mink coat, a beautiful mink 418 00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:28,480 stole, or one of a thousand other prizes 419 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,720 in mink by Arthur Rosenbomb of New York. 420 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,640 There are five mink contests. A 421 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:35,280 different contest each week for five 422 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:37,440 weeks. First contest ends February 20th, 423 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:40,720 and the last weekly contest closes March 424 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:42,960 20th. Each week for five weeks, Halo is 425 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:45,919 giving away three pedigreed mink coats, 426 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:49,600 10 royal pastel mink stoles, plus 200 427 00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:52,000 smart mink colors, 213 prizes each week, 428 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,760 all in glamorous mink. So go to your 429 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,520 favorite Halo dealer and get your free 430 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:58,559 entry blank or on a piece of paper, 431 00:18:55,520 --> 00:19:01,039 write in 25 words or less, I like Halo 432 00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:04,400 because. Mail it with a box top from any 433 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:07,360 Halo carton to Halo, Box 78, New York, 434 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:09,919 1, New York. The first Halo Mink contest 435 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:13,039 starts tonight, ends February 20th. So 436 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:15,810 hurry, send your entry to Halo, Box 78, 437 00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:32,749 New York, 1, New York. Enter now. 438 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:32,749 [Music] 439 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:41,120 How's his lines ready, Doc? 440 00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:43,200 He's sleep. 441 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:45,440 He looks restless. Is he all right? He's 442 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,120 going to be all right. Yes. Oh, gee. I'm 443 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,440 worried about him. He's my partner. Just 444 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,200 needs a lot of rest. Yeah. Keep him in 445 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,120 bed and keep him warm. Keep him warm. 446 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,400 And he should be in bed. Yes. And not be 447 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,919 disturbed. He shouldn't walk around or 448 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,280 nothing like that. No, not right across. 449 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:58,320 Uh-huh. And And I should keep him in bed 450 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,840 all the time. Keep him in bed all the 451 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,600 time. It's very, very important thing. 452 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,880 And warm and in bed. And he shouldn't 453 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,160 walk around. Yes. You watch that now, 454 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,919 won't you? All right, I will doc. He's 455 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,919 got to be in bed and warm and no walking 456 00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:09,760 around. Uh-huh. And I should keep him 457 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:11,919 warm in bed and no and he shouldn't walk 458 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:14,480 around enough. Thank you, doctor. He's 459 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:16,240 got to stay warm and no walking around. 460 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,240 Should he stay in bed? Keep him warm. 461 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,440 Keep him warm. 462 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,320 Keep him warm and he shouldn't be 463 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,320 disturbed. Keep him in 464 00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:32,039 bed. Yeah, he's in there. All right. 465 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:41,880 Well, a my poor booby is 466 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:45,210 restless. Stay nice. 467 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:52,299 Sleep. My bread and butter sleeping. 468 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:52,299 [Music] 469 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,699 [Applause] 470 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:26,779 [Applause] 471 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,840 The noisy 472 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,760 apple. I'm 473 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,280 hungry. It's all right. 474 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:47,299 [Applause] 475 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:59,949 [Applause] 476 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,390 [Applause] 477 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:11,360 to give you a headache now. I got noisy 478 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,600 teeth. 479 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:15,120 Such a headache. You gave me a headache. 480 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,799 Oh, you poor thing. You got a headache. 481 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,400 I'll get you an aspirin. No, give me 482 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:22,039 something for my headache. How about an 483 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,039 aspirin? Good. 484 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,600 Oh, we're in luck, Deie. There's only 485 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:33,000 one left. 486 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:36,039 He I dropped 487 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,679 the I dropped 488 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:41,679 the I think it went under the bed. This 489 00:22:38,679 --> 00:22:41,679 aspirin. 490 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:52,360 Wait, must be up on the other side. dis 491 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,360 aspen. 492 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,720 I don't care. It's But I tell you, Dina, 493 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:03,440 it rolled under the bed. See, cuz I went 494 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:07,080 from the thing over to here. I I I think 495 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,080 it's under the bed. 496 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,969 [Music] 497 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,080 No, not even on the mattress. 498 00:23:21,159 --> 00:23:25,240 De, you're not supposed to walk around. 499 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:28,240 You'll get 500 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,240 sick. 501 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,240 De 502 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:39,280 boy, you must be hiding here someplace. 503 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:42,600 Beanie. Woohoo. Come on. I know you 504 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:45,600 don't like to stay in bed, Dean. 505 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:49,320 Beanie, where'd he go? Hey, Dean. What 506 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,320 do you say that, buddy? 507 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:58,080 De Oh, there he is. Nope. Dean, where 508 00:23:54,159 --> 00:23:58,080 you hiding? Must be under the 509 00:23:58,679 --> 00:24:03,240 bed. Hey, Dean, where are you? Come on. 510 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:07,280 Stop getting 511 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:08,640 around. Are you crazy? You got the cold 512 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,640 out there. Come back here on a bed where 513 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,840 you 514 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,880 belong. My goodness. I know you don't 515 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,640 like to lay in bed, but that's 516 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:18,880 ridiculous. You got to think about your 517 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,880 good health. Now say in 518 00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:22,799 bed. 519 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,840 Yellow. Yeah. This is Martin Lewis. 520 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:30,080 Comedy songs and What it is? 521 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,080 Doop 522 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:36,360 dong. This is Yes, ma'am. D Martin is 523 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:39,440 here. Who's calling there? And that's 524 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:41,440 late. Oh. Uh, what? Just a minute. Dean, 525 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,880 it's Milton Burl calling from New York. 526 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,200 It's important. It's important. It must 527 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,520 be about the friars dinner. March the 528 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,799 11th. March the 11th. Operator, see the 529 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,799 friars in New York are holding a 530 00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:52,960 testimonial dinner for Dina. I know 531 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:54,400 you're not interested, but wait. I got 532 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,200 to talk. I got to talk. He wants to 533 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,120 talk, but the the phone just a minute. 534 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,440 You shouldn't get out of bed. Hold on, 535 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:04,320 operator, please. You shouldn't get out 536 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:07,039 of bed, Dean. You have to be warm here. 537 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,960 The doctor said warm and no getting out 538 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:12,000 of bed. You shouldn't walk around. 539 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:14,640 You'll be warm. Nice here. You get a lot 540 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,120 of rest. See here, I'll take you over to 541 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,120 the phone 542 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:23,600 now. Here, get get the phone. Can you 543 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,279 get it? There it is. Right. That got a 544 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:28,840 boy. Die. Get it. That's it. 545 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:33,039 Right. 546 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:35,919 Milton. Huh? Yeah. Yes. Poor Milton. 547 00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:38,159 Yeah. We'll be there March 11. We'll be 548 00:25:35,919 --> 00:25:41,200 there. All right. Milton. Okay. Goodbye, 549 00:25:38,159 --> 00:25:43,600 Milton. What? Perry Como's phone number. 550 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:47,039 Terry Como's phone number. Yeah, it's 551 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:49,120 over to the desk. I'll get home. 552 00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:52,120 Take me to the desk. Take him to the 553 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,120 desk. 554 00:25:52,640 --> 00:26:00,279 Here's the desk, de Oh boy. Oh boy. You 555 00:25:55,919 --> 00:26:00,279 better hurry and get the number. 556 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,600 He's got the 557 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:11,559 number. Hold me here. Hold me with that 558 00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:15,039 hand. Hold that one more time. 559 00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:19,960 Here. Say it. Say it. Milton. Milton. 560 00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:22,039 That's it. Milton. It's a crest. Circle 561 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,919 9 562 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:28,480 581. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you. 563 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:31,480 Marchelong, Milton. Hang it up. That's 564 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,480 good. 565 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,520 Boy, up you 566 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:52,760 go. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Taking care 567 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:56,000 of you, it's not 568 00:26:52,760 --> 00:27:02,200 easy. I I never knew you were such a 569 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:02,200 bull until this time. I got to rest. 570 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,750 [Music] 571 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:14,640 [Applause] 572 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:19,460 Get rid of that fly. A fly? Get rid of 573 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:22,599 the fly. Sounds like a horse fly, right? 574 00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:22,599 [Music] 575 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,669 [Applause] 576 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:39,420 [Music] 577 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,420 [Applause] 578 00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:44,839 [Music] 579 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,360 Oh yeah. 580 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:05,640 [Applause] 581 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:08,559 Hey, 582 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:11,559 chair. Open the door and let the fly go 583 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:11,559 out. 584 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:25,380 [Music] 585 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:32,600 I have a very good idea. I'm going to 586 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,600 lay down after the dark. 587 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,769 [Applause] 588 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,799 I know what sh. This is sitting over 589 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,799 there on a makeup table over there. 590 00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:53,760 Yeah. Don't say nothing. Little piece of 591 00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:55,600 candy. Candy. My love. Sweets. Sweets. I 592 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:58,159 get a little bit of the poison. Poison. 593 00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,480 Disinfectant. Disinfectant. 594 00:28:58,159 --> 00:29:02,799 Put it in the water. In the water. We 595 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,840 call the fly over. He drinks it and 596 00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:08,840 he'll die. 597 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,840 Lie. 598 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,380 [Music] 599 00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:29,039 Splendid. It's working. Splendid. My 600 00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:29,039 potion is 601 00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:36,150 [Music] 602 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,320 working. That takes care of that. Now, 603 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:44,520 maybe we can have some pizza. 604 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,520 [Music] 605 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:59,650 Come on. 606 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:59,650 [Music] 607 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,600 [Music] 608 00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:13,279 All right. 609 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,640 You done something to me? Yeah. Huh? 610 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,559 Yeah, I know what I did. All these 611 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,320 imbecillic things. Yeah, but I'm only 612 00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:20,480 try Hey, listen to your talk. What's 613 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:23,120 wrong the way I talk? Call me a nutsy 614 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:26,480 again. Oh, yeah. Little old nutsy. Hey, 615 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:28,320 your voice is good now. Hey, it is good. 616 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,840 Yeah. Oh, yeah. I I fixed your throat. 617 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,679 See, from yelling at me, you must have 618 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,760 felt better. Yeah, I did. I thought you 619 00:30:31,679 --> 00:30:35,120 were mad. No, I wouldn't get mad at you. 620 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,039 I was going to leave, so you should be 621 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,480 alone. And And you I don't want to be 622 00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:40,320 alone. I want you to be with me all the 623 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:43,720 time. You know why? Why? Cuz you and me, 624 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,720 we belong together. 625 00:30:43,919 --> 00:30:50,559 When pots and pans are giving you those 626 00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:51,640 black and dirty looks, use Ajax, the 627 00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:54,559 foaming 628 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,960 cleanser. Cleans pots and pans just like 629 00:30:54,559 --> 00:31:00,399 a whis. 630 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:05,279 Only Ajax with foaming action cleans so 631 00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:09,679 quick. Only Ajax polishes so bright. 632 00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:12,640 Only Ajax works so easy and cuts grease 633 00:31:09,679 --> 00:31:16,799 faster than any other leading cleanser. 634 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:20,240 So use Ajax, the foaming cleanser, 635 00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:23,440 floats the dirt right down the drain. 636 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:26,960 Ajax leaves no gritty cleanser scum. 637 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:30,440 Ajax is quick, right, 638 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,440 and easy. 639 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:35,230 [Applause] 640 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,230 [Music] 641 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:45,039 And Ajax smells good, too. So, use Ajax. 642 00:31:42,159 --> 00:31:47,679 Get two cans. One for the bathroom, one 643 00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:51,159 for the kitchen. Ajax, the foaming 644 00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:51,159 action cleanser. 645 00:31:53,960 --> 00:32:00,200 Wow. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Cord. 646 00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:03,600 That's table 647 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:05,159 six. Well, Mr. for Mrs. Hopkins. Uh, 648 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,000 table 649 00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:09,519 7. Oh. Uh, Mr. Martin, I've made your 650 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,200 reservation. Oh, thank you. Thank you 651 00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:13,200 very much. All right. Now, could you 652 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,880 please give us a table for two, sir? 653 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:18,320 Sorry, there's nothing left. 654 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,799 But, I saved up for this out of my 655 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,080 allowance. And this is my first time to 656 00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:24,080 an eye club. Won't you please do 657 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:28,080 something for us? Nick, give him my 658 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:29,919 table. Yes, sir. Mr. Martin. Gee. Thanks 659 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,320 a million, Mr. Martin. So exciting. All 660 00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:33,919 right. You go in and enjoy the show. And 661 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,760 now, ladies and gentlemen, by way of 662 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:37,039 contrast, the Copa Room continues with 663 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,120 probably one of the greatest dancing 664 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:42,760 groups in the country, the fabulous Step 665 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,760 Brothers. Here they are. 666 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,519 Heat. Heat. 667 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:25,920 [Music] 668 00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:29,239 [Applause] 669 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,239 [Music] 670 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,240 How about that? 671 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:48,609 [Applause] 672 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,799 that 673 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,799 rocket 674 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:14,560 [Applause] 675 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,560 Rot 676 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:28,079 go. Come on, boy. Get in here. 677 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,079 Everything is falling down. Falling 678 00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:35,530 [Applause] 679 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:38,689 [Music] 680 00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:38,689 [Applause] 681 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:47,639 down. You 682 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,639 like that? 683 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:52,599 [Music] 684 00:34:49,969 --> 00:34:55,599 [Applause] 685 00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:55,599 like 686 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:01,980 [Applause] 687 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:06,240 hey go go 688 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:16,760 [Applause] 689 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,760 go up 690 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:27,320 [Applause] 691 00:35:21,270 --> 00:35:27,320 [Music] 692 00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:35,130 [Applause] 693 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:40,320 [Music] 694 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:42,720 [Applause] 695 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:45,490 That was great. That was great stuff. 696 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:48,570 How was that stuff? Great stuff. 697 00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:48,570 [Music] 698 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:59,699 I don't know, but he's 699 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:59,699 [Applause] 700 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,760 happy. 701 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:14,960 [Applause] 702 00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:18,099 Get 703 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,099 [Applause] 704 00:36:18,119 --> 00:36:21,119 out. 705 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,720 I hey 706 00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:39,030 [Applause] 707 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,030 [Music] 708 00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:57,500 Hey, your handh 709 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:58,990 [Applause] 710 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:08,030 [Music] 711 00:36:58,990 --> 00:37:08,030 [Applause] 712 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:19,200 I hope you got a D. Here goes. Come on. 713 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,200 Speedy time for 714 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:30,960 [Applause] 715 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:48,500 me. 716 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:49,340 [Applause] 717 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,740 [Music] 718 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:58,440 [Applause] 719 00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:58,440 [Music] 720 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,240 Wow. 721 00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:11,150 [Applause] 722 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,639 [Applause] 723 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,200 Hey, 724 00:38:30,359 --> 00:38:33,359 yeah. 725 00:38:41,079 --> 00:38:45,079 Yeah. Heat. 726 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,230 [Music] 727 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,820 Yeah. Heat. 728 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,660 [Music] 729 00:38:55,820 --> 00:39:01,500 [Applause] 730 00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:02,340 [Music] 731 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,970 [Applause] 732 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:07,100 [Music] 733 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:07,100 [Applause] 734 00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:12,949 [Music] 735 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,000 Heat. 736 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:33,910 Heat. 737 00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:36,839 [Music] 738 00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:37,930 [Applause] 739 00:39:36,839 --> 00:39:40,750 Heat 740 00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:42,360 [Music] 741 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,800 [Applause] 742 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,940 [Music] 743 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:51,550 up here. 744 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:51,550 [Music] 745 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:02,880 I brush my teeth once a day. I brush my 746 00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:04,880 teeth twice a day. I brush my teeth 747 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,040 three times a day. Whether you brush 748 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,960 your teeth once, twice, or three times a 749 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,520 day, new Colgate dental cream gives the 750 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,520 shest protection all day long. Brushing 751 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,240 for brushing the shest protection ever 752 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,160 offered by any toothpaste. Because only 753 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:20,320 Colgates of all eating toothpaste 754 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,880 contains patented Guardall. Here's how 755 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,880 Guardall 756 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:30,320 works. What kept these pins from being 757 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:32,240 hit? This invisible protective shield. 758 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,240 Now, every time you use Colgates, 759 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:36,000 Gardall binds itself to your teeth, 760 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,760 forming another kind of invisible 761 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,880 protective shield that won't rinse off 762 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:43,040 or wear off all day. Every time you use 763 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:45,520 new Colgates, it stops unpleasing breath 764 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,520 instantly. Fights tooth decay. 12 hours 765 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,599 or more. Tests showed the greatest 766 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,680 reduction in tooth decay in toothpaste 767 00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:53,040 history. So brush your teeth as often as 768 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,800 your dentist tells you. But whether 769 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,960 that's once, twice, or three times a 770 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,839 day, new Colgate dental cream gives the 771 00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:02,480 shest protection all day long. Brush 772 00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:04,880 your teeth with Colgate. Colgate dental 773 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:08,070 cream. It cleans your breath. Toothpaste 774 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,180 while it guards your teeth. 775 00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:10,890 [Music] 776 00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:12,220 [Applause] 777 00:41:10,890 --> 00:41:12,770 [Music] 778 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,210 [Applause] 779 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:17,200 [Music] 780 00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:19,240 [Applause] 781 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,920 Ladies and 782 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:23,680 hold ladies and gentlemen in our little 783 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,839 nightclub. We kind of hope you enjoyed 784 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,680 this little show. You've been a swell 785 00:41:25,839 --> 00:41:29,040 crowd and we hope the next time we have 786 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,520 the pleasure of entertaining you, you'll 787 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,280 come to see us. 788 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:35,359 [Music] 789 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:38,079 But we do want to say ladies and 790 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:39,520 gentlemen and to the viewers and to the 791 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:42,400 wonderful people who have been kind 792 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:44,560 enough to have faith and to be nice 793 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,480 enough to stick by Dean and I throughout 794 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,160 the past year and a half. We want to 795 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,440 thank you for being so very kind to us. 796 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,880 We'd like to thank Mr. James Z. 797 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,640 Patrillo, the American Federation of 798 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,400 Musicians. Please remember to give to 799 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,880 muscular drophy. And last and certainly 800 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,800 not going to Oh, we have a wonderful 801 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,040 friend of ours, Mr. Sammy Khan who wrote 802 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,400 the special lyrics of you belong to we 803 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,000 belong together. That's right. And last 804 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,680 but not least, our very wonderful Dick 805 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,760 Stabil who deserves a real cheer. Dick 806 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:12,000 Stabil in New York. Ladies and 807 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:13,599 gentlemen, next week next week we want 808 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000 you to see the Migra on the Colgate 809 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:17,440 comedy hour coming from the French 810 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,680 Quarter in New Orleans with Gordon 811 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,760 McCrae, Beggy Lee, Louis Armstrong, and 812 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,680 Jean Sheldon. Dean and I, we had nice 813 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,520 time tonight, huh? I never enjoyed a 814 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,119 show as much as I did this one. Believe 815 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,560 me, we want to thank Mickey Marlo, Dick 816 00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:29,839 Weinberg in the booth, Ernie Gluxman, 817 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,200 our producer, our writers, Arty 818 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,880 Phillips, Harry Crane. We could thank a 819 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,400 million people, particularly the crew 820 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,160 who've been so kind to us. We hope that 821 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,839 we can do television more often for the 822 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,280 nice people who are kind enough to watch 823 00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:41,599 us. Until we have the pleasure of doing 824 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,680 so again, we wish you all the very best 825 00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:45,599 and we'll see you real soon. We're going 826 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:48,760 30 seconds yet. We're going to God bless 827 00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:48,760 you all. 828 00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:53,659 [Music] 829 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,659 [Applause] 830 00:42:54,520 --> 00:43:01,359 [Music] 831 00:42:58,260 --> 00:43:01,359 [Applause] 832 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:08,280 Heat up here. 833 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,890 [Music] 834 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,550 [Applause] 835 00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:14,000 [Music] 836 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:20,020 [Applause] 837 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:23,270 [Music] 838 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:23,270 [Applause] 839 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:27,210 [Music] 840 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:30,710 [Applause] 841 00:43:27,210 --> 00:43:33,560 [Music] 842 00:43:30,710 --> 00:43:37,560 [Applause] 843 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,560 Yeah. Heat. 54644

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