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[Music]
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The Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show on
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the Colgate Comedy
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Hour featuring Miss Mickey Marlo, the
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Four Step Brothers, Franklin Pangorn,
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Dick Stil and his orchestra. and Wick
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Bird and
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Kay. Presented by the Colgate Palomale
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Company, makers
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of Palomale Rapid Shave, it outshaves
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them
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all. Fab, great new formula. Fab with
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more active dirt remover than any other
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leading
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product. Ajax, the foaming action
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cleanser. And Halo, the shampoo that
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glorifies your hair.
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And now, the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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[Applause]
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Show.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Hear the evil of Christ when he sings.
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All your troubles take wings. Here he
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comes. Beat the symbols and drums. He's
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sharp and he's king. So, let's welcome
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Jerry's pal. Here's
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D. Here's
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D.
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Hey, come to
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me. My melancholy baby.
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Cuddle love and
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don't you be blue.
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[Music]
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Excuse me very much sir for interrupting
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you but I work outside. Well the figures
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should
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Well no I do sir. I work outside. I park
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cars. You see, and there's a car park
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outside, and we'd appreciate it very
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much if you make an announcement.
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Yeah, it's very important announcement.
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And uh wait, wait, uh a New Jersey
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license plate. What is this? A car or
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something? Yeah, it's parked in a
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driveway outside. We'd like to have it
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moved.
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And the license numbers New Jersey
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7324
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JDA222687635-
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629844218HK9635-
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2 lock in the driveway and we'd
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appreciate it very much if you make the
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announcement. What do you say? Okay,
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thanks a lot. Well, I'll see you all
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later on.
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Every cloud must have a silver lining.
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Wait until that sun shines through. Hey,
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sporty. Uh, I guess in a nice way to
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make an announcement, didn't I? Are you
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a big man or something? You wearing a
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tuxedo and you're winking at the girls.
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What are you big shot? I asked in a nice
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way to make an announcement now. There's
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a car parked in the driveway. Cars
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aren't going in. They ain't coming out.
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We ain't made a quarter all
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night. Now, we appreciate you making an
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announcement. It's a simple thing. All
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you got to do is say, "There's a car
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park outside. Lighting 7324 JD
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22268765
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dash 629 844
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21889635- two in that car. It's parked
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and we'd appreciate somebody moving it.
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Now, a guy has got to stand up and say,
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"Hey, that's my car." He'll walk out and
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move it and that's that. What do you
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want to do? Go home on your rims
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tonight?
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80. What do you say, Sporty? Go ahead.
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Oh, by the way, you sing pretty good.
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You should get with a band.
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My honey
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[Music]
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dear while I kiss away each day.
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Hey, what are you so in love with this
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number that you ain't going to make that
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little stinking announcement?
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I was coming to it. Yeah, well, we ain't
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got time to wait for it. This parts
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parked on top of one
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another. Now make the announcement. Holy
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mackerel. How big can you get?
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Anyhow, or else I shall
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be melancholy.
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[Music]
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Thank
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you. Thank you very much, ladies and
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gentlemen. Here, uh, right.
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Has my brother been out here?
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Yeah, your brother's been out here. He
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asked you to make a little announcement,
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didn't he? He sure did. How come he
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didn't make it, buddy? Well, I'm going
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to tell you now. Uh, you know, uh, yes,
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in a nice way, isn't it, kids? Sure.
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Your motor's running there. I just want
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to say I could uh tolerate your brother,
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you know, because he's a little bit of
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an nimbo. Yeah. Well, no, the kid
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But you you know, but you and me it's
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different. Well, you see, the kid just
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tried to be nice, have you making
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announcements, that's all. And let me
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explain. I want to be nice to you. No
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way.
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rinses instantly, not messy like lather,
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not greasy like brushless cream. Rapid
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out shaves them all. Rapid shave out
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shaves them all. No messy brush, no
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greasy cream. Use rapid shave in the
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30 coins in a fountain. You know, uh uh
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sigh, I hope you didn't mind coming over
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to my dressing room to fit this for me.
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Not to s such a sumptuous dressing room
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as this. You know, the manager must have
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thought an awful lot of you to have
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decorated this so elegantly. Yeah, he
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didn't know we were Martin Lewis. He
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thought we were George and Goel.
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Oh boy.
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How does the collar fit now? Mr. The
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collar fits nice, Mr. D'Vor, but I'd
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like to have a little more room, you
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know. Yeah, that's no problem. Now,
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we'll just let out the shoulders a
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little bit and we'll let out the inner.
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Excuse me. I'll get this. Yeah, sure. Go
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ahead. Hello. Oh, Lou. Yeah, Lou. Oh,
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the sponsors are coming up. Sure, I'll
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take care of them. Don't you worry about
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a thing. Yeah, I'll take care of them.
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Yeah. Now, you know, you know, Mr.
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Martin, I I really think I'll have to
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refit this collar. Yeah. All right.
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They'll be up pretty soon. Good. Pretty
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sure. All right. Good. Fine. and this
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shoulder. Okay. Right. All right. Luke,
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what do you think you're doing?
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That's my partner. Don't you do that.
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And furthermore, how about that?
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This is my tailor size fitting me for a
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suit. I think I made a mistake here. I
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was helping you, Dean, because I thought
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he was tearing you. I I'm awfully sorry,
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sir. Here's here's your mustache. I
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didn't mean to do that. and and go out
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and buy yourself another mustache and
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send me to Bill. We don't buy mustaches,
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Mr. Lewis. We grow them. Well, then buy
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yourself some seeds.
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I'm awfully sorry about this. I didn't
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mean nothing. I'm awfully sorry. I'll
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say yes. I doubt if you will. Well, you
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don't have to be so nasty. You know what
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you're doing to me. I didn't do nothing.
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I was protecting. I thought this fellow
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was Why don't you just keep your big
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mouth shut? Well, the guy was tearing
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your seat. Don't let me yell. My throat
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hurts now. Well, what do you want? You
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always start arguments. Wasn't I
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protecting you then? Why did you Why did
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you interrupt my song for in the first
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place? What are you going to pick on me
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all day today? I don't like you. Why did
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you just close the window so they don't
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hear us arguing? Well, we don't have to
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argue. You stop picking on me and we
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won't argue. I'll pull the shade down.
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Look, when I That shade over there. This
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shade over there. You get me all
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confused and mixed up. I try to help you
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when you Put the shade up, will you,
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Jerry? Yeah, but when you were doing a
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song, I was out in the club. I was only
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pulling. You see? Will you put Well, I
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tried to get to stay down. You start
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yelling at me. You make me nervous. I
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don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
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Dean, throw it. I can't. Why do you keep
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picking on me? Because you're an idiot.
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Oh,
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I help. Don't touch me. Help me. Don't
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touch me. What do you mean help me?
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Don't touch me. I didn't want to get out
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by radar. Come by the rain.
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What do you think? Do you know? Will you
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stop yelling? You're going to lose your
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voice and hurt your throat. Just tell
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me. Look, Louman called from MCA. Our
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sponsors are going to come up here
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pretty soon. Well, I want you to
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remember the products all the time. We
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got to stay on TV. All right. I remember
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the products. We use Ajax and Fab and
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Veto and Colgate. There they are now.
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All right. I'll remember. I'll talk nice
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about the products. Products all the
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time. The products. The product. Well,
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listen. Should I mention all the
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products and everything? Mention
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everything. Oh, all right. I'll about
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yourself and and be yourself. Oh, no. Do
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everything I do. Do what you do. Don't
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do what you do. Do what I I'll do
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everything you do. Mention the products.
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Yeah. All right. Mrs. Larby, you're
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beautiful tonight. Mr. Larby, you're
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beautiful tonight. I got to kiss you.
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You look good. Yeah, I got to kiss you.
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Just stop. Well, you told me to do
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everything. Let me take your wrap. Let
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me take your stuff, Mr. Lar. Please. You
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got
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no sit down. Wait. Come on. Let's sit
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down, Mr. Lar. Let's take the shortcut.
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Mr. Larabe, right over the top.
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[Music]
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Nice to see you, Mr. Larby. The products
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products products products. Yeah, you
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see Mr. Ho everybody. Halo. Rock the
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train. Rock the
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train. Void. Hello everybody.
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Halo. He loves the product. Poor mother.
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Poor mother.
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You take that
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home right down the drain.
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Hey Jack. Hey Jack. Hey.
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Sit down. She's too fat.
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Now go get a chair. Get a chair. Come
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over. He He so overwhelmed to see the
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sponsor. You know he's excited about
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these uh well he has some business to
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discuss. Would you say you could just
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serve the refreshments? We have some
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business, you know. Would you like some
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cookies, Mr. Cookies? How about some
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fruit? We have some food here. Have some
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orange.
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You told me to refresh, didn't you?
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What? Don't overdo. What are you out of
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your nitwit?
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Ah, shut up.
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Get something else for them to eat. Hey,
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Mrs. Flabby, how about some
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chocolate? Would you like some nice
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fresh
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chocolate? Chocolate covered dust.
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Anyhow, oh, I wonder if there's a walnut
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cream in there. A walnut cream? No,
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that's not
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walnut. That came close for a second.
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Let's see. Uh, what's that going on?
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Yeah, there's a walnut. Oh, stop.
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Something like that. Well, what's the
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matter? I brush my teeth with fab. You
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brush your teeth with fam. You brush
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your teeth with fam. You brush your
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teeth with fat. I brush my teeth with
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fat. A joke. A joke. Joke. A joke.
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Oh. Oh, it was a good one, wasn't it?
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No, I don't really brush my teeth with
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Bab. Everybody knows I use Halo. Hey,
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Dr. Lewis. Halo is for hair. I have very
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fuzzy teeth.
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I spend a lot of money hiring two
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comedians to sell my products, and they
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don't even know what they use for. Oh,
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we know what they use. We're just
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kidding. Oh yeah, it's like funny.
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Oh, what a bulldog. But I'm only
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kidding, you see, because we have fun.
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Look, every 5 minutes we brush our teeth
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with Colgate, which contains Gardall.
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Guard all. Guard all. Come, let us brush
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our teeth. I want to watch this. Yes,
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we'll show you. And we do this every
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day. Every 5 minutes. It's like a
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ritual, Mr. Larby. We never ever miss.
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Do you know that? Every day. Every 5
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minutes, we do nothing. And we use
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plenty of Colgate dental cream because
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it's the most wonderful cream in the
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world. I just got a bullet. Look at
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this.
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Look what you made me do. I got to give
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you a shot. Right in your I'll get
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something to fix it up. Nothing could
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clean this jacket. I'll fix it clean.
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I'm awful sorry, Mr. Larby. Just take
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the jacket off, sir. And I think that I
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can clean it. I'll clean it and we'll
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just use your very best product. Fab
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will clean it. Mr. Larby, you'll be
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surprised how wonderful this will be.
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And it'll be like a new jacket and
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you'll never know that there was ever a
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spot in it. There's disgust. You have to
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realize that when you use water on a
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jacket, it has a tendency of being just
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a little damp. But if you can try and
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find the spot once we complete washing
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this jacket, and I understand that
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there's satin on the jacket, so that
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when the water gets off uh the satin of
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the the uh the jacket, uh you'll
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find you don't expect this man to wear
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this suit. Of course, I can wear that. I
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think I think Mr. Jack on trotder has
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another jack and he'll he'll fit you.
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Come on.
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[Music]
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I'm Mrs. Larby, I'm awfully sorry for
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what happened. I just get carried away.
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Uh, just come with me, Mr. Larby. I'm
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awfully sorry. Would you like to sit
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down and relax? Yeah, I'll give you a
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boost. What? No, I'll I'll bring the
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chair down here. I'm sorry. You see,
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when my
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I'm sorry. That's one of the craziest
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chairs. Thank you. I've got such a
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headache. I just Oh, let me rub it for
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you, Mr.
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Clarab. My hair. Well,
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I I'm a mess. I know, but look at your
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hair.
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Now, what is all you do to me? What
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you've done to my hair? Well, don't
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worry about it, ma'am. I can fix it.
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Just come over here, please. No, I'll
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fix it. Please. Your husband makes the
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best product. Just put your head here
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and will do it. Halo will make your hair
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the best you've ever seen on a cake. No,
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this will be wonderful. Mr. Never had a
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nicer hair. You just wait. You'll be
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fine. Now, you just get up and we'll
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dry.
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Oh, darling.
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Oh, jeez. She's ridiculous.
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Come on. Let's get out of here. Oh, you
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glory. Happy day
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we shut up.
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J. You said shut up. Shut up. That's
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You're ruining my Don't let yell ain't
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you? Yeah, but you won't say it for you,
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Mr. Martin. There you are. I got to sing
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and I can't. Well, listen. Let me
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explain what happened. You see? Shut up.
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Don't say anything. I close your big
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mouth. No, but I'm I'm only trying to
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tell you that you see when these Don't
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tell me what to say. I'm not telling you
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nothing, Dean, but I don't wish. Why
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don't you shut up? You're losing your
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throat. Losing it? I lost it. No, you
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got to go on the stage and sing. I
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can't. Oh, look at here. Take your
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jacket. I think Yeah, take your jacket.
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Come with me. I got an idea. This is
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terrible. Jack and Brad will be awful
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mad if you don't sing your number.
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Listen, I have an idea. No, you have to
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go on the stage. Don't you understand?
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Because everybody's waiting in the club.
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It's time for your second song. So, I
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tell you what I think we better do.
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Here's a very good idea. You go out on
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the stage. the best thing for you to do
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and you got to do it as very fast as
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possible. You get on the whistle and try
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your best. Now, when you get
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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on everybody,
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look for this Halo contest display at
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your favorite Halo dealers. You may win
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a gorgeous mink coat, a beautiful mink
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stole, or one of a thousand other prizes
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in mink by Arthur Rosenbomb of New York.
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There are five mink contests. A
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different contest each week for five
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weeks. First contest ends February 20th,
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and the last weekly contest closes March
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20th. Each week for five weeks, Halo is
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giving away three pedigreed mink coats,
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10 royal pastel mink stoles, plus 200
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smart mink colors, 213 prizes each week,
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all in glamorous mink. So go to your
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favorite Halo dealer and get your free
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entry blank or on a piece of paper,
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write in 25 words or less, I like Halo
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because. Mail it with a box top from any
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Halo carton to Halo, Box 78, New York,
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1, New York. The first Halo Mink contest
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starts tonight, ends February 20th. So
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hurry, send your entry to Halo, Box 78,
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New York, 1, New York. Enter now.
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[Music]
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How's his lines ready, Doc?
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He's sleep.
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He looks restless. Is he all right? He's
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going to be all right. Yes. Oh, gee. I'm
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worried about him. He's my partner. Just
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needs a lot of rest. Yeah. Keep him in
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bed and keep him warm. Keep him warm.
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And he should be in bed. Yes. And not be
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disturbed. He shouldn't walk around or
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nothing like that. No, not right across.
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Uh-huh. And And I should keep him in bed
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all the time. Keep him in bed all the
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time. It's very, very important thing.
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And warm and in bed. And he shouldn't
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walk around. Yes. You watch that now,
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won't you? All right, I will doc. He's
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got to be in bed and warm and no walking
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around. Uh-huh. And I should keep him
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warm in bed and no and he shouldn't walk
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around enough. Thank you, doctor. He's
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got to stay warm and no walking around.
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Should he stay in bed? Keep him warm.
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Keep him warm.
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Keep him warm and he shouldn't be
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disturbed. Keep him in
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bed. Yeah, he's in there. All right.
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Well, a my poor booby is
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restless. Stay nice.
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Sleep. My bread and butter sleeping.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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The noisy
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apple. I'm
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hungry. It's all right.
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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to give you a headache now. I got noisy
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teeth.
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Such a headache. You gave me a headache.
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Oh, you poor thing. You got a headache.
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I'll get you an aspirin. No, give me
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something for my headache. How about an
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aspirin? Good.
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Oh, we're in luck, Deie. There's only
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one left.
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He I dropped
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the I dropped
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the I think it went under the bed. This
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aspirin.
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Wait, must be up on the other side. dis
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aspen.
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I don't care. It's But I tell you, Dina,
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it rolled under the bed. See, cuz I went
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from the thing over to here. I I I think
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it's under the bed.
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[Music]
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No, not even on the mattress.
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De, you're not supposed to walk around.
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You'll get
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sick.
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De
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boy, you must be hiding here someplace.
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Beanie. Woohoo. Come on. I know you
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don't like to stay in bed, Dean.
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Beanie, where'd he go? Hey, Dean. What
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do you say that, buddy?
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De Oh, there he is. Nope. Dean, where
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you hiding? Must be under the
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bed. Hey, Dean, where are you? Come on.
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Stop getting
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around. Are you crazy? You got the cold
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out there. Come back here on a bed where
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you
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belong. My goodness. I know you don't
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like to lay in bed, but that's
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ridiculous. You got to think about your
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good health. Now say in
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bed.
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Yellow. Yeah. This is Martin Lewis.
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Comedy songs and What it is?
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Doop
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dong. This is Yes, ma'am. D Martin is
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here. Who's calling there? And that's
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late. Oh. Uh, what? Just a minute. Dean,
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it's Milton Burl calling from New York.
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It's important. It's important. It must
527
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be about the friars dinner. March the
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11th. March the 11th. Operator, see the
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friars in New York are holding a
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testimonial dinner for Dina. I know
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you're not interested, but wait. I got
532
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to talk. I got to talk. He wants to
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talk, but the the phone just a minute.
534
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You shouldn't get out of bed. Hold on,
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operator, please. You shouldn't get out
536
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of bed, Dean. You have to be warm here.
537
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The doctor said warm and no getting out
538
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of bed. You shouldn't walk around.
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You'll be warm. Nice here. You get a lot
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00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,120
of rest. See here, I'll take you over to
541
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the phone
542
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:23,600
now. Here, get get the phone. Can you
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get it? There it is. Right. That got a
544
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boy. Die. Get it. That's it.
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Right.
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Milton. Huh? Yeah. Yes. Poor Milton.
547
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Yeah. We'll be there March 11. We'll be
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there. All right. Milton. Okay. Goodbye,
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00:25:38,159 --> 00:25:43,600
Milton. What? Perry Como's phone number.
550
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:47,039
Terry Como's phone number. Yeah, it's
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over to the desk. I'll get home.
552
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Take me to the desk. Take him to the
553
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desk.
554
00:25:52,640 --> 00:26:00,279
Here's the desk, de Oh boy. Oh boy. You
555
00:25:55,919 --> 00:26:00,279
better hurry and get the number.
556
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,600
He's got the
557
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number. Hold me here. Hold me with that
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00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:15,039
hand. Hold that one more time.
559
00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:19,960
Here. Say it. Say it. Milton. Milton.
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That's it. Milton. It's a crest. Circle
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9
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581. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you.
563
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:31,480
Marchelong, Milton. Hang it up. That's
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good.
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Boy, up you
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go. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Taking care
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of you, it's not
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easy. I I never knew you were such a
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bull until this time. I got to rest.
570
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,750
[Music]
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[Applause]
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Get rid of that fly. A fly? Get rid of
573
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the fly. Sounds like a horse fly, right?
574
00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:22,599
[Music]
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[Applause]
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00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:39,420
[Music]
577
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,420
[Applause]
578
00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:44,839
[Music]
579
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,360
Oh yeah.
580
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[Applause]
581
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:08,559
Hey,
582
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:11,559
chair. Open the door and let the fly go
583
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:11,559
out.
584
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:25,380
[Music]
585
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:32,600
I have a very good idea. I'm going to
586
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,600
lay down after the dark.
587
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,769
[Applause]
588
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,799
I know what sh. This is sitting over
589
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,799
there on a makeup table over there.
590
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:53,760
Yeah. Don't say nothing. Little piece of
591
00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:55,600
candy. Candy. My love. Sweets. Sweets. I
592
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:58,159
get a little bit of the poison. Poison.
593
00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,480
Disinfectant. Disinfectant.
594
00:28:58,159 --> 00:29:02,799
Put it in the water. In the water. We
595
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,840
call the fly over. He drinks it and
596
00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:08,840
he'll die.
597
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Lie.
598
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,380
[Music]
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Splendid. It's working. Splendid. My
600
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:29,039
potion is
601
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:36,150
[Music]
602
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,320
working. That takes care of that. Now,
603
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:44,520
maybe we can have some pizza.
604
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,520
[Music]
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Come on.
606
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:59,650
[Music]
607
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,600
[Music]
608
00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:13,279
All right.
609
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,640
You done something to me? Yeah. Huh?
610
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,559
Yeah, I know what I did. All these
611
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,320
imbecillic things. Yeah, but I'm only
612
00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:20,480
try Hey, listen to your talk. What's
613
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:23,120
wrong the way I talk? Call me a nutsy
614
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:26,480
again. Oh, yeah. Little old nutsy. Hey,
615
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:28,320
your voice is good now. Hey, it is good.
616
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,840
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I I fixed your throat.
617
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,679
See, from yelling at me, you must have
618
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,760
felt better. Yeah, I did. I thought you
619
00:30:31,679 --> 00:30:35,120
were mad. No, I wouldn't get mad at you.
620
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,039
I was going to leave, so you should be
621
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,480
alone. And And you I don't want to be
622
00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:40,320
alone. I want you to be with me all the
623
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:43,720
time. You know why? Why? Cuz you and me,
624
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,720
we belong together.
625
00:30:43,919 --> 00:30:50,559
When pots and pans are giving you those
626
00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:51,640
black and dirty looks, use Ajax, the
627
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:54,559
foaming
628
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,960
cleanser. Cleans pots and pans just like
629
00:30:54,559 --> 00:31:00,399
a whis.
630
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:05,279
Only Ajax with foaming action cleans so
631
00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:09,679
quick. Only Ajax polishes so bright.
632
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:12,640
Only Ajax works so easy and cuts grease
633
00:31:09,679 --> 00:31:16,799
faster than any other leading cleanser.
634
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:20,240
So use Ajax, the foaming cleanser,
635
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:23,440
floats the dirt right down the drain.
636
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:26,960
Ajax leaves no gritty cleanser scum.
637
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:30,440
Ajax is quick, right,
638
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,440
and easy.
639
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:35,230
[Applause]
640
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,230
[Music]
641
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:45,039
And Ajax smells good, too. So, use Ajax.
642
00:31:42,159 --> 00:31:47,679
Get two cans. One for the bathroom, one
643
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:51,159
for the kitchen. Ajax, the foaming
644
00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:51,159
action cleanser.
645
00:31:53,960 --> 00:32:00,200
Wow. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Cord.
646
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:03,600
That's table
647
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:05,159
six. Well, Mr. for Mrs. Hopkins. Uh,
648
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,000
table
649
00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:09,519
7. Oh. Uh, Mr. Martin, I've made your
650
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,200
reservation. Oh, thank you. Thank you
651
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:13,200
very much. All right. Now, could you
652
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,880
please give us a table for two, sir?
653
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:18,320
Sorry, there's nothing left.
654
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,799
But, I saved up for this out of my
655
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,080
allowance. And this is my first time to
656
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:24,080
an eye club. Won't you please do
657
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:28,080
something for us? Nick, give him my
658
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:29,919
table. Yes, sir. Mr. Martin. Gee. Thanks
659
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,320
a million, Mr. Martin. So exciting. All
660
00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:33,919
right. You go in and enjoy the show. And
661
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,760
now, ladies and gentlemen, by way of
662
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:37,039
contrast, the Copa Room continues with
663
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,120
probably one of the greatest dancing
664
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:42,760
groups in the country, the fabulous Step
665
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,760
Brothers. Here they are.
666
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,519
Heat. Heat.
667
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:25,920
[Music]
668
00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:29,239
[Applause]
669
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,239
[Music]
670
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,240
How about that?
671
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:48,609
[Applause]
672
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,799
that
673
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,799
rocket
674
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:14,560
[Applause]
675
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,560
Rot
676
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:28,079
go. Come on, boy. Get in here.
677
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,079
Everything is falling down. Falling
678
00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:35,530
[Applause]
679
00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:38,689
[Music]
680
00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:38,689
[Applause]
681
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:47,639
down. You
682
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,639
like that?
683
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:52,599
[Music]
684
00:34:49,969 --> 00:34:55,599
[Applause]
685
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:55,599
like
686
00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:01,980
[Applause]
687
00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:06,240
hey go go
688
00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:16,760
[Applause]
689
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,760
go up
690
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:27,320
[Applause]
691
00:35:21,270 --> 00:35:27,320
[Music]
692
00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:35,130
[Applause]
693
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:40,320
[Music]
694
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:42,720
[Applause]
695
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:45,490
That was great. That was great stuff.
696
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:48,570
How was that stuff? Great stuff.
697
00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:48,570
[Music]
698
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:59,699
I don't know, but he's
699
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:59,699
[Applause]
700
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,760
happy.
701
00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:14,960
[Applause]
702
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:18,099
Get
703
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,099
[Applause]
704
00:36:18,119 --> 00:36:21,119
out.
705
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,720
I hey
706
00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:39,030
[Applause]
707
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,030
[Music]
708
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:57,500
Hey, your handh
709
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:58,990
[Applause]
710
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:08,030
[Music]
711
00:36:58,990 --> 00:37:08,030
[Applause]
712
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:19,200
I hope you got a D. Here goes. Come on.
713
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,200
Speedy time for
714
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:30,960
[Applause]
715
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:48,500
me.
716
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:49,340
[Applause]
717
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,740
[Music]
718
00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:58,440
[Applause]
719
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:58,440
[Music]
720
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,240
Wow.
721
00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:11,150
[Applause]
722
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,639
[Applause]
723
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,200
Hey,
724
00:38:30,359 --> 00:38:33,359
yeah.
725
00:38:41,079 --> 00:38:45,079
Yeah. Heat.
726
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,230
[Music]
727
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,820
Yeah. Heat.
728
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,660
[Music]
729
00:38:55,820 --> 00:39:01,500
[Applause]
730
00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:02,340
[Music]
731
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,970
[Applause]
732
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:07,100
[Music]
733
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:07,100
[Applause]
734
00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:12,949
[Music]
735
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,000
Heat.
736
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:33,910
Heat.
737
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:36,839
[Music]
738
00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:37,930
[Applause]
739
00:39:36,839 --> 00:39:40,750
Heat
740
00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:42,360
[Music]
741
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,800
[Applause]
742
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,940
[Music]
743
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:51,550
up here.
744
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:51,550
[Music]
745
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:02,880
I brush my teeth once a day. I brush my
746
00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:04,880
teeth twice a day. I brush my teeth
747
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,040
three times a day. Whether you brush
748
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,960
your teeth once, twice, or three times a
749
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,520
day, new Colgate dental cream gives the
750
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,520
shest protection all day long. Brushing
751
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,240
for brushing the shest protection ever
752
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,160
offered by any toothpaste. Because only
753
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:20,320
Colgates of all eating toothpaste
754
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,880
contains patented Guardall. Here's how
755
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,880
Guardall
756
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:30,320
works. What kept these pins from being
757
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:32,240
hit? This invisible protective shield.
758
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,240
Now, every time you use Colgates,
759
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:36,000
Gardall binds itself to your teeth,
760
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,760
forming another kind of invisible
761
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,880
protective shield that won't rinse off
762
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:43,040
or wear off all day. Every time you use
763
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:45,520
new Colgates, it stops unpleasing breath
764
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,520
instantly. Fights tooth decay. 12 hours
765
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,599
or more. Tests showed the greatest
766
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,680
reduction in tooth decay in toothpaste
767
00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:53,040
history. So brush your teeth as often as
768
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,800
your dentist tells you. But whether
769
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,960
that's once, twice, or three times a
770
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,839
day, new Colgate dental cream gives the
771
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:02,480
shest protection all day long. Brush
772
00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:04,880
your teeth with Colgate. Colgate dental
773
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:08,070
cream. It cleans your breath. Toothpaste
774
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,180
while it guards your teeth.
775
00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:10,890
[Music]
776
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:12,220
[Applause]
777
00:41:10,890 --> 00:41:12,770
[Music]
778
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,210
[Applause]
779
00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:17,200
[Music]
780
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:19,240
[Applause]
781
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,920
Ladies and
782
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:23,680
hold ladies and gentlemen in our little
783
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,839
nightclub. We kind of hope you enjoyed
784
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,680
this little show. You've been a swell
785
00:41:25,839 --> 00:41:29,040
crowd and we hope the next time we have
786
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,520
the pleasure of entertaining you, you'll
787
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,280
come to see us.
788
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:35,359
[Music]
789
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:38,079
But we do want to say ladies and
790
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:39,520
gentlemen and to the viewers and to the
791
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:42,400
wonderful people who have been kind
792
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:44,560
enough to have faith and to be nice
793
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,480
enough to stick by Dean and I throughout
794
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,160
the past year and a half. We want to
795
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,440
thank you for being so very kind to us.
796
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,880
We'd like to thank Mr. James Z.
797
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,640
Patrillo, the American Federation of
798
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,400
Musicians. Please remember to give to
799
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,880
muscular drophy. And last and certainly
800
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,800
not going to Oh, we have a wonderful
801
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,040
friend of ours, Mr. Sammy Khan who wrote
802
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,400
the special lyrics of you belong to we
803
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,000
belong together. That's right. And last
804
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,680
but not least, our very wonderful Dick
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Stabil who deserves a real cheer. Dick
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Stabil in New York. Ladies and
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gentlemen, next week next week we want
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you to see the Migra on the Colgate
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comedy hour coming from the French
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Quarter in New Orleans with Gordon
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McCrae, Beggy Lee, Louis Armstrong, and
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Jean Sheldon. Dean and I, we had nice
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time tonight, huh? I never enjoyed a
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show as much as I did this one. Believe
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me, we want to thank Mickey Marlo, Dick
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Weinberg in the booth, Ernie Gluxman,
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our producer, our writers, Arty
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Phillips, Harry Crane. We could thank a
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million people, particularly the crew
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who've been so kind to us. We hope that
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we can do television more often for the
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nice people who are kind enough to watch
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us. Until we have the pleasure of doing
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so again, we wish you all the very best
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and we'll see you real soon. We're going
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30 seconds yet. We're going to God bless
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you all.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Heat up here.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Yeah. Heat.
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