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live from
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Hollywood Dean Maron and Jerry Lewis
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Shaw with Zer miles Milton thr Margery M
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Hank man Sylvia hickle Marvin middleberg
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the Nick Castle dancers and Martin
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Lewis's special guest Bill
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Abrams presented by the Colgate po palon
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company makers of Colgate nettle cream
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Colgate dentle cream cleans your breath
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while it guards your
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teeth
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100% mild Palm Olive
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soap Fab great new formula Fab with more
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active dirt remover than any other
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leading
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products and Ajax the forming action
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cleanser and now the Dean Martin and and
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Jerry Lewis
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show do
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a big br show we hope we get a like as
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speak the score is good the book is weak
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as far as
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a break and Christmas the man
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the what aak and just Christmas we're
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all back
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really where are Dean and Jerry where
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are Dean and Jerry get and Jerry get and
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Jerry milder than Beauty soaps milder
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than floating soaps milder than Cold
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Cream milder than Beauty soaps milder
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than floating soaps milder than cold
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cream
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I'm Joan Leslie and this is new Palm
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Olive soap it's the mildest soap of all
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9500 skin tests prove new Palm Olive
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soap is far milder than any other
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leading Beauty
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soap floating soap or even cold cream
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that's why you can be sure Palm Olive is
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better for complexion care believe me no
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other leading soap or Cal cream get skin
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thoroughly clean as gently as new palom
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Olive try it see if proper care with
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wonderful new palom Olive doesn't bring
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you softer smoother brighter
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skin that school girl complexion look
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new Palm Olive soap proved mildest
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better for complexion
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care
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ENT please bus number 415 for
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Philadelphia and New York now departing
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aboard
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supposed to have a piece of chalk I
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rubbed this out and put 10 cents
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here
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what
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what
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what hey that down what's wrong
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with you I I'm awfully sorry sir but you
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see I I I hate to do this I'd like to
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exp who told you sit down oh I'm sorry
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you see sir I'd like to tell you
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something you see I'm terribly hungry as
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a matter of fact I'm awful hungry and
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and and I haven't eaten in a long time
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about to go get some work well I'd like
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to get a job so I could work my way home
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where do you live just down the block oh
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come
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on what what can you do what kind of
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work can you do oh well there's a lot of
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things I can do sir yeah yeah you can do
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any kind of work huh oh any
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hello Milton I I can do a lot of things
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for instance what can you
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do is this what you do that's about it
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yeah no look what really can you do
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maybe I give you a job or something well
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I do a lot left you six pies three
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custard and three boys and Berry I don't
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want boys and berry pie what can you do
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well what do you mean like to explain we
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don't sell a lot of people take me for a
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silly kid but I understand that here
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there are not a lot of nice people and
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I'd like to explain to you look I know
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the kind of business you operate it's
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certainly not my place to walk in and
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expect a guy like you just take a get
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off the oh I know all the stories the
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hard luck stories and all that but you
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can believe me when I tell you I'm the
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kid boy at least I can give you some
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help around the joint you know what I
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mean and I think I might help you out a
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lot what you say when did you new record
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come out
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oh there's the oh there's the Bus St
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Mill I got to get the bus oh let me help
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you out give me a job will you please
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wait hold it down what' you say just
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give me a job let me wait here I could
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use another waiter how about 30 bucks a
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week and all you can eat but you got to
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be fast speed speed is what I need speed
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let me see I'll pass y'all oh yes sir
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pass I I I I'll I'll really show you sir
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go
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how was that fast but you're not doing
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nothing oh come on God here see what
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they want all right order what what what
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would you keep like uh we're all
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together here let's have five orders of
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spaghetti F five Bo five Bo and
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spaghetti thank you very
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much
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spaghetti
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now now why don't you stop back put this
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back give them their spaghetti yeah but
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this is very long spaghetti yeah got in
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the soup yeah yeah everybody can your
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plat even
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lat hey you
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did look what you did look what I did
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it's the first time I ever saw a suit
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with two pairs of
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jackets why you ATT you please bus
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number 1144 for stanville and Cleveland
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now departing there's your butt you'll
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hear from my lawyer about this hard har
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hard well you see what you did you see
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what you did well I'm sorry I spoil all
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my spaghetti everybody left without
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paying now I'm stuck with it you got to
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pay for this yeah but I don't make a lot
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I'll give you a raise oh thank you very
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much sir I can always put the spaghetti
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back you know sir I can tie it together
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let me
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through here I want to talk to you and
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show you how you can be a waiter no uh
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before I talk I'll get some tea no I'll
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get it for you sir it's a very good
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suggestion I'll wait on you show you how
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good I am you want some tea yes shall I
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make it Hefty hot and Hearty try
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TM sick boy
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he I want ice te put some ice in here H
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ice i u c e
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ice what a funny thing happened to
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me
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sit down come
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here a you see buses pull in here from
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All Points sit down since this is a
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crossroad of travel I have an
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opportunity to make a good living now I
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have a wife listen I have a wife and a
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couple of kids depend on me to clothe
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them and to feed them you understand
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naturally this operation is just much
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too much work for one man so I need a
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man to assist me a man with integrity
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and above all speed speed there's
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another bus load now's your chance come
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on show let's
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go
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now help me help
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me spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti yes
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spaghetti yes spaghetti no I don't like
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spaghetti I want baked Halbert Halbert
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baked Halbert yeah baked Halbert is that
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so yeah you'll take spaghetti like
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everybody else how you like that we got
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a business running here you want to
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break up a set everybody's 13 for Denver
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now departing on aboard come on stay
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here nobody leaves my place it's 12
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years bus has been going out in out of
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here and I never got paid you're going
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to stay here you're going to eat the
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spaghetti and you're going to like it
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our bus
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shut up you like he says we're running a
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pretty
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good spaghetti with sauce you're going
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to get it whether you like it or not and
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you're all going to pay me you can take
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your time and eat that bus ain't going
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anywhere without you I took care of
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that
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oh
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I brush my teeth once a day I brush my
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teeth twice a day I brush my teeth three
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times a day whether you brush your teeth
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once twice or three times a day new
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Colgate Dental cream gives the shest
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protection all day long brushing for
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brushing the shest protection ever
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offered by any toothpaste because only
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new col Gates of all leading toothpastes
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contains patented guardall here's how
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guardall
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Works what kept me from getting hit this
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invisible protective shield now every
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time you use col Gates guard all binds
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itself to your teeth forming another
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kind of invisible protective shield that
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won't rinse off or wear off all day
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every time you use new Colgate it stops
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on pleasing breath instantly fights
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tooth decay 12 hours or more test showed
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the greatest reduction in tooth decay
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and toothpaste history so brush your
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teeth as often as your dentist tells you
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but whether that's once twice or three
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times a day new Colgate Dental cream
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gives the shest protection all day long
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brush your teeth with Colgate Colgate
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Dental cream it cleans your a toothpaste
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guard your
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teeth that was my partner and these
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thing's pretty nice I think a whole lot
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of time he sings good oh ladies and
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gentlemen we want to make a personal
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thank you to all the wonderful people
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the firemen particularly for their Mercy
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March for muscular distopy you did a
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great job fellas we're very very
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grateful for helping the wonderful kids
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and to the Brentwood Country Club here
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in town thanks so much for all the
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wonderful help and your contributions
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we'd like to oh just mention that our
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guest star Bill Abrams is here and we're
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going to introduce him in a very short
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time brother nobody gets clothes as
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dirty as three backyard beavers get
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those clothes into Fab mom no other kind
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of product washes as clean and white as
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fabb fabb yes there's more REM in great
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new Fab fa has more REM than any other
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leading product Fab wash is really white
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and clean the wh is white and cleanest
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clean get f
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Fab no wonder Fab with more active dirt
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and cleanest clean you've ever seen only
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Fab gives you so much active dirt
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remover plus two such fabulous whitening
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ingredients that clothes need no bluing
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Fab really cleans really whitens dad's
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clothes sister's clothes Junior's
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clothes Fab washes the whitest white and
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cleanest clean yet Fab is milder to
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hands than even leading floating soaps
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so get new formula Fab with more active
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dirt remover than any other leading
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product Excuse Me Miss Adams yes Vera Mr
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and Mrs Martin are here oh yes that's
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the couple who want to adopt a little
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boy are the children ready yes they're
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all scrub wash and
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nervous we'll bring them
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India send Mrs Martin Mr Mrs Martin in
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please oh how do you do Miss Adam how do
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you do how you do sit down do make
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yourselves comfortable the children will
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be here in a moment and I'm sure you can
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make your choice I'm so me too I always
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wanted a
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kid well children are already now ring
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of India this white
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children oh Dean aren't they darling
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look at the one in the yellow shirt look
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at the one with the head they're real
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pretty oh I hope we can make a choice
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Dean I'm sure we will Vera here we have
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Albert James Robert Peter Charles and uh
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where is uh oh there you are dear Come
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Along come along don't
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sh
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Hur
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up tidine dear now children this is Mr
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and Mrs Martin and today they're going
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to choose one of you to take home for
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their very
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own
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well there they are Mr Martin I'm going
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to take a look at these uh beautiful
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boys you step
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forward
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uh what's your
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[Music]
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name concentrate no that's not
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it oh I had it on a piece of paper but I
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lost it don't you know your own
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name oh yeah I know I my my my my name
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is Orville well you seem to be a little
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bit
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Orville yeah that's my why is he he's
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look so much older than these other
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little boys or's been with us a long
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time at 29
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years he's so much older than the others
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it's been rather difficult placing him
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yeah I can see that an older boy like
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Orville might be just right for
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us this is Dr coffee nerve the lady may
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have a good point take heed to
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her well I I think we can work something
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out here honey well he'd be more of a
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son he'd be a companion to you you're
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not Kidd well uh listen how would you
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like to come home with
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us well let's not try for an award
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just would you like to come home with us
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let's not get sickening about it just
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told you you mean
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[Music]
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me oh I would love that oh i' waited so
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long goodbye Dutch take care of yourself
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stinky R eel take care of yourself you
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got to cut out that
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smoking well I I I think we we've made a
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choice honey may I help you pack his
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things with that fine I'll show you
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where they are you'll be right back dear
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all right by orille uh orille
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[Music]
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well looks like I got myself a kid yeah
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yes Dad and we're going to be pal
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right I would think so
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[Applause]
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dad yeah I think we're going to be for
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and
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buies
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yes sir boy I bet you're
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right and we're going to go fishing and
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skiing and fight every day huh and SC
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yeah boy I like to go fishing and skiing
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and whatever else you
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said aren you overacting a little bit
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here what a
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shot and then you do you like to play
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games like the bear hug you know what I
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mean you know sort of play with each
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other yeah I like The Playdoh game you
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know what I like better than that what
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wrestling
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M don't you look please
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like shut
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up come dear now you'll be sure and have
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him at our house by you'll be there good
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goodbye orille goodbye mother and here's
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your hat Daddy well I'll see you at the
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house okay bye by oh oh aren't I a lucky
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fellow I have waited for 29 long hard
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years but my waiting was not in vain oh
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boy and such nice people it's good
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fortune for them that now they will have
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the little patter of feet around the
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house oh boy oh boy aren't I a happy
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boy
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he's a wonderful son I'm so proud of him
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oh I can hardly wait till they get here
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and it'll be any minute now yes she's
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bringing him over from the
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orphanage yes he's wonderful oh wait do
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you see him he's so different yes yes oh
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there they are now I must go I'll call
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you later
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goodbye miss Adam how you do how are you
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hello
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oille welcome to your new
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[Music]
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home stop stamping your feet when you
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walk pick up your feet when you walk
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dear
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I should like to see his room please
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regulations you know Sur I understand
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fine this way oh and also Mr Mar Oh
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Daddy we'll be home soon now I want him
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to love you as much as I do so be very
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kind to oh yeah I will I will I'll be
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very kind when Mr Martin comes show him
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you love him oh yes I will be very
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helpful oh I'll help him out all the
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time I'll help him a lot I really will
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I'll be a real helper I'll help him out
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all the time never he wants something
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boy oh boy I'll help him won't I be a
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helper
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H just a little things to make him
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comfortable Oh you mean I should help
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him sure yeah all right I will I'll do
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that Miss Adam get me you make yourself
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at home now orille we'll be right back
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this way oh all right thank you very
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much boy this sure is nice here what a
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swell
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house honey I got a feeling I'm
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home
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daddy
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my the first time I ever
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[Music]
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said and relax I'm glad you're home Dad
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Pi up your coat I had a hard day at the
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bookie yeah is there anything I can do
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here can I help you out out dad anything
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anything you want you want me to help
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let me take your coat I just I'll take
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your coat for you dad what do you want
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Oh I just want to relax you know yeah
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well let me let me take off your glosses
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for
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you okay these are easy very tight easy
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son wait let's do it like they do it in
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the movies you push me and then it come
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off
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okay wait that's it just just have
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patience Dad I'll take them off son For
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Heaven's Sake
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here's one Dad let's get the other one
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here oh for goodness there are they're
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both up there just let me alone will you
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I just want to relax I just want to sit
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in my rocking chair I just want to relax
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just let me alone yeah but I just want
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want to read the paper I just no don't
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you want a refreshment would you like
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something no Refreshments nothing a
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refreshment no no here look at what we
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have over here nice walnuts would you
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like a walnut I don't like walnuts
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besides we haven't got any nutcrackers
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oh we don't need one daddy do you know
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that I have a special way to open these
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up like I do for my friend HBY friend
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HBY yeah how do you do it open your
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mouth oh that's the same thing hary
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always
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said all right here's your papers daddy
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oh better that oh better that paper oh
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please Daddy please read me the funny
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papers all right yeah like they do it
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hey hey hey
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oh well it's a little comic about Little
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Orphan Annie Hey Little Orphan
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[Music]
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an I'll help you D wait
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wait all right sit down son and I'll
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read the
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[Applause]
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paper get a c here right away W wao wo
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wo I hurt my leg you hurt your leg yeah
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oh oh let me help you dad I I'll fix it
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please let me let me fix it please Dad I
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wish it falls off please no let me help
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you fie Patrol 629 oh please let me help
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you leave my arm alone please Dad I'll
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take care of it every time an
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[Music]
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emergency you hold it now I'll strap the
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a
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second I've had it with you it's over I
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can't be a father I tried to be a father
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it was a whole mistake yeah but I don't
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want to kill around a house was my
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wife's idea just go back where I got you
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from go back to the home I I'm sorry it
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happened like well I I I I know how you
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feel this is always what happens to me
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then you're used to it go
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on I just I just have no luck I'm I'm
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I'm JY it's okay go back and
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shave I can't be a father I'm sorry I
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like a nice and quiet come on D what's
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happened here I I can't take this kid I
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mean I can't be a father I like a nice
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quiet house I send him back I see well
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we'll have to send him back orille come
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here come here come over
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here before you go back aren't you going
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to give Daddy the book the present that
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you brought him I didn't get no book or
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present or the presents that you brought
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daddy under the couch you hid it
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remember
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orille oh yeah I remember under the
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couch are here oh yeah I remember I put
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it there now here you are daddy a very
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merry Christmas cuz you're as well Dad
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now what is this well isn't that sweet
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Dean Now read it what is a boy I know
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what a boy is Dean read it very
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quietly between the innocence of
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babyhood and the Dignity of manhood you
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find a delightful creature called a
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boy boy is truth with dirt on its
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face beauty with a cut on its finger
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wisdom with bubblegum in its hair and
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the hope of future with a frog in its
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pocket a boy is a
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composite he has the appetite of a horse
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suggestion of a sword swallower the
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energy of a pocket size atomic bomb the
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Curiosity of a cat the lungs of a
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dictator the imagination of a Paul
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bunion the shyness of a violet the
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audacity of a steel trap the enthusiasm
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of a firecracker and when he makes
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something he has five thumbs on each
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hand nobody else gets so much fun out of
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trees dogs and breezes nobody else can
541
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cram into one pocket a rusty knife a
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half eaten Apple three fet of spring two
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gum drop 6 cents a chunk of unknown
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substance and a genuine supersonic Cod
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ring with a secret
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compartment a boy is a magical creature
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you can lock him out of your Workshop
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but you can't lock him out of your
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heart can't get him out of your study
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but you'll never get him out of your
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mind might as well give up is your
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captain your Jailer your boss and your
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master when you come home at night with
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only the shattered pieces of your hopes
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and dreams he can mend him like noon
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with two magic words hi
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[Music]
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Dad here is a familiar ring
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it's found in the best of bathtubs and
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it calls for Ajax use Ajax only Ajax
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clean so quick polish is so bright and
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works so easyuse
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ainger it cleans your tub just
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like you stop
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thex when you start cleaning with Ajax
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so use Ajax theing
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CER the dirt right down
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the only coat Ajax brings mirror
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brightness to your bathroom that's right
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and in your kitchen too only Ajax clean
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so quick polish is so bright works so
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easy M and Ajax smells good too so use a
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get two cans one for the bathroom one
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for the kitchen
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Ajax the foaming action
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[Music]
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cleanser H thank you very much ladies
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and gentlemen you're more than kind this
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is what we commonly refer to
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theatrically as the spot in one
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otherwise known as a performance
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specialty time when he comes before the
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first curtain and he does something by
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himself without the aid of any of the
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cast and so on well this is where I
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usually do my numbers and crazy things
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and I always get real excited about it
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it's it's it's such a thrilling thing to
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do you know and uh well this is my time
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to do that certain special thing but
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unfortunately when I sat with Dean and
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the writers and everything they
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we never came up with anything for me to
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do here but in television we are on the
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clock all the time and we must stick to
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schedule and I usually do my specialty
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for 3
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minutes
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[Laughter]
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be
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Dr move slow don't
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it I can just see Mr Colgate now
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00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,240
figuring out what this is cting
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[Applause]
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him
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well thank you thank you very much
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ladies and gentlemen we just want want
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you to know that January 12th we're
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opening at the Sans Hotel uh at the Copa
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00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,160
room at the Sans Hotel in Las Vegas Las
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veg yeah in Nevada we want all you
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00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,599
people in New York to remember the day
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January 12th in Las Vegas
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Nevada uh I think it would be nice if we
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call down a gentleman ladies and
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gentlemen oh Phil yeah a gentleman who
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at the last minute came on the show
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because well he's just a nice man and we
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would like to ask you to join us in
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paying our tribute to one of the greats
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of our business Mr Jack Benny ladies and
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gentlemen Jack
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Benny I want I I want to thank you
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fellas for giving me one of the best
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parts that I have ever had on any show
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really what is that date you're opening
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at the Copa Cabana uh no that's at the
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Sans Hotel in Las Vegas Jack it's
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January 12th but it's awfully expensive
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there oh oh well I I'm I'm coming though
631
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I'm bringing a big big party over that
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you were bringing a party that's right
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to me you know where you fellas are
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concerned I mean money is nothing you
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know what I mean I know that because I'm
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getting nothing what I'm
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doing but anyway it'll be nice to you
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again because probably the best thing
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I've ever done on television well we
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certainly were glad to be part of
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that thank you a lot Jack
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Benny watch the you as a band C hey dick
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can you hear us dick I can hear you yeah
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because we're going to do it now you
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ready dick D let him hear it hold this
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all right you ready and so ladies and
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gentlemen watch next week when barbar
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and Scott and Company in the Hollywood
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ice review on this show Merry Christmas
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and a Happy New Year and when we see you
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again keep just one thing in mind just
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remember there's the East Side the West
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Side well up down and down in this great
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big Metropolis known as New
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York
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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and now on behalf of the Colgate Palm
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olive company and the entire cast and
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crew of the Colgate Comedy Hour I want
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to wish you the happiest of holidays the
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very merriest of Christmases and the
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very best of New Years may peace and
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plenty health and happiness go with you
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every step of the way this is George
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putam saying good night for the Colgate
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00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,200
Comedy Hour which has been presented by
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the Colgate Palm Olive company makers of
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quality products since
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[Music]
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1806
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