Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:09,770
[Music]
2
00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:24,760
The goldgate Comedy
3
00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:28,080
Hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry
4
00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:31,719
Lewis with the modern airs Franklin
5
00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:34,840
Pangborn dgart junr and birdie Bricker
6
00:00:31,719 --> 00:00:37,480
bra presented by the Colgate Palm Olive
7
00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:40,480
company makers of Halo the shampoo that
8
00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,480
glorifies your
9
00:00:41,239 --> 00:00:48,039
hair Colgate Dental cream new Colgate
10
00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,039
Dental cream now contains
11
00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:54,000
Gall great new formula Fab with more
12
00:00:51,239 --> 00:00:54,000
active dirt
13
00:00:56,559 --> 00:01:03,160
remover and palm Olive shaving creams
14
00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:03,160
for smooth more comfortable
15
00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:09,080
Shades and now the Dean Martin and Jerry
16
00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,080
Lewis
17
00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,560
show how's your ticket stay in line the
18
00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,680
show is great seats are fine please no
19
00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:24,840
pushing let's not fight balcony left
20
00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,799
Lo's right balcony left balcony Lefton
21
00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,799
left
22
00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:33,640
right listen youngster I've been here it
23
00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:35,680
seems to me half a year I tell you it's
24
00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:38,119
a real disgrace stay in line You'll Lose
25
00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:41,479
Your Place stay in line stay in line
26
00:01:38,119 --> 00:01:41,479
stay in line you lose your
27
00:01:42,119 --> 00:01:47,880
place boys are on in just a while please
28
00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:55,119
don't clutter up the AIS Boys in just a
29
00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:55,119
while don't up the show is on show is
30
00:01:55,510 --> 00:02:00,510
[Applause]
31
00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,710
on
32
00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:03,920
[Music]
33
00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:22,650
[Applause]
34
00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:29,360
[Music]
35
00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:32,400
[Applause]
36
00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:38,480
yeah it's time to present a
37
00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:40,960
most Char J A man that we know we all
38
00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:46,490
have of that team
39
00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:47,130
[Music]
40
00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:49,290
[Applause]
41
00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:52,380
[Music]
42
00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:52,380
[Applause]
43
00:02:53,319 --> 00:02:59,360
here's the show would be very
44
00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:02,080
incomplete without this boy we would
45
00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,400
like to me he's the doll of the
46
00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:08,560
[Music]
47
00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:08,560
year you something that rhymes with
48
00:03:13,239 --> 00:03:16,239
Jerry
49
00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:21,599
Jerry you find something that rhes with
50
00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:26,440
Jer hey
51
00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:28,599
Jerry okay girls I got it I'll take it
52
00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:30,680
from here I got it where is where's
53
00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:33,680
where is Jerry I know where is he's late
54
00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,680
who he think he is
55
00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:38,040
me all right well I'll thank it from
56
00:03:43,159 --> 00:03:50,680
here
57
00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:50,680
I got a ride to sing the
58
00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:03,360
blue
59
00:04:00,959 --> 00:04:06,360
I got a ride
60
00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,360
to
61
00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:20,040
[Music]
62
00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:20,040
down I got a right to hang
63
00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:30,560
around down around
64
00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:43,170
the
65
00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:43,170
[Music]
66
00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,120
hey come
67
00:04:55,639 --> 00:05:00,199
here what do you what do you think you
68
00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:02,440
were doing oh I I was playing with the
69
00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:05,000
band Dean did you know
70
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:08,120
it yeah I knew it how did you know it
71
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,120
was me you're
72
00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:12,800
taller can you listen to me yeah will
73
00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,280
you let me sing a song I'm up here
74
00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,840
singing a song all right let's do it a
75
00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:18,440
number the what number where were you
76
00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,360
when when you were introduced where were
77
00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:22,080
you I well I was playing with the band
78
00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:24,520
you playing with what band with the
79
00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:26,520
orchester I was playing with them you
80
00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,919
know yeah come on let's do the number no
81
00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,080
we're not doing it I'm going to do this
82
00:05:27,919 --> 00:05:33,520
myself you can't help me why can I do it
83
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:35,520
with you because you're encourageable
84
00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:38,360
I'm what what
85
00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,360
what encourageable what what does that
86
00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:43,000
mean what what what does that mean
87
00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:45,080
encourageable means that uh when you
88
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,720
incable means what's the difference a
89
00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:51,280
dummy like you won't understand anyhow
90
00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:54,000
oh is that so encourageable means not
91
00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:56,720
corable incapable of being corrected or
92
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:59,319
amended not reformable unmanageable
93
00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:01,520
unruly delinquent one who lacks purpose
94
00:05:59,319 --> 00:06:03,190
or attachment with an incapacity for
95
00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,420
fixity or
96
00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:06,420
[Music]
97
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:14,000
steadiness I'll take my Trum and go and
98
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,000
you may sing you
99
00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:28,400
peasant get a load of
100
00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:29,450
[Music]
101
00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:52,720
this
102
00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:57,400
[Music]
103
00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:58,400
and um who are you I'm private Robert
104
00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,160
elely
105
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:04,919
puit
106
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:05,960
private creu uh yes sir right here are
107
00:07:04,919 --> 00:07:10,039
my
108
00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:13,120
papers uh what's your rank
109
00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:15,919
Admiral Admiral in the Army yeah I got
110
00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,919
some very good
111
00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,680
connection look according to the papers
112
00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,759
here you were transferred because you
113
00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:24,759
were a very bad boy well no I wasn't a
114
00:07:21,759 --> 00:07:27,160
bad boy just that uh I was on uh kitchen
115
00:07:24,759 --> 00:07:31,039
duty and I took a slice of
116
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:33,759
Sam you took a slice of Sam no Sam he
117
00:07:31,039 --> 00:07:38,000
was standing too close to the
118
00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:40,919
slicer he was very tasty
119
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,639
too but look according according
120
00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:44,639
according to these papers according to
121
00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:48,520
these papers you're a boxer well they
122
00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:48,520
happen to be wrong I'm a
123
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,479
span now let me see I don't know don't
124
00:07:53,159 --> 00:07:55,680
try to get out of this BL while while
125
00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:59,800
you're in my outfit you know what you're
126
00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:02,400
going to do you're going to box although
127
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:04,039
you're going to box oh oh no sir you see
128
00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,960
I I'm that's what the paper said no I'm
129
00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:08,840
not going to box I I just want to play
130
00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:10,759
truet that's all I I I I don't want a
131
00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:13,360
box I used to be a bigger
132
00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:15,960
fire but I'm not going fight no I just I
133
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:18,199
just want to play tret now looking at
134
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:20,560
you I'm trying to figure out how uh how
135
00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:22,599
you became a fighter oh well that was
136
00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,240
when I was a little smaller see I was
137
00:08:22,599 --> 00:08:26,879
walking the street one day with my kid
138
00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:29,759
brother and some guy yelled to him hey
139
00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:32,680
fo oh your little brother has a glass
140
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,680
no he had four
141
00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:40,320
eyes no look look you know what you're
142
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,440
going to do if you don't box in this
143
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,240
outfit I'm going to put you in The
144
00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,800
Stockade with Fatso do you know who
145
00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:48,200
Fatso is no no I don't know who fat is
146
00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:52,240
fat happens to be a guy weighs 300 lb
147
00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,800
he's 6' 13 and he carries a knife this
148
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,200
guy needs a
149
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,800
knife I don't want to fight you don't
150
00:08:56,200 --> 00:09:00,200
understand Captain you see I just want
151
00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,880
to play trumpet that's what to it under
152
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,839
no conditions you you're not going to
153
00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:07,200
fight huh I'll fight for the United
154
00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:07,200
States of America for my
155
00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:12,760
country I'm not going to fight I I'm not
156
00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:15,480
going to box under any condition I have
157
00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:18,880
a very strong willpower I ain't going to
158
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:21,519
box that's all you sure
159
00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:24,399
absolutely no I like the
160
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:26,880
trumpet you're not going to box no no
161
00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:30,399
I'm afraid
162
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:33,440
not this is tough but I love
163
00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:35,760
music and you can hit me and destroy me
164
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,560
and abuse me but you'll never destroy
165
00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,040
that feeling I have in my heart for
166
00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,839
those
167
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:44,800
notes dick come
168
00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:49,240
here this boy doesn't want a box for our
169
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:49,240
outfit oh so you don't want a box
170
00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:54,360
huh I
171
00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,839
like I want a box no like I told the
172
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,560
other fell I ain't fighting I'm just
173
00:09:55,839 --> 00:10:00,160
going to play trumpet oh hey come on Lou
174
00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:04,760
ready come
175
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:04,760
here this kid here doesn't want to
176
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:24,409
[Music]
177
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:24,409
[Applause]
178
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:32,399
B ladies and Gent
179
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,959
gentlemen uh I've made many
180
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:36,600
presentations but I think this is the
181
00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:38,399
one that I'm the proudest of uh many of
182
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:41,839
you know that a song written by Jack
183
00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:43,240
Brooks and Harry Warren entitled LaMore
184
00:10:41,839 --> 00:10:45,519
is a big hit I think that the biggest
185
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:47,480
thrill for performer nowadays is to get
186
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:49,240
a hit on records well it's a great
187
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,600
thrill for me because it's such a
188
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:54,200
wonderful thing for my partner this is a
189
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:56,360
solid gold recording of that samore
190
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:59,040
which a recording artist gets when he
191
00:10:56,360 --> 00:11:00,800
reaches the million mark my partner now
192
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:02,680
reach the million Mark and we're going
193
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,839
to present this gold record of that
194
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:07,800
samore to Mr Dean Martin ladies and
195
00:11:04,839 --> 00:11:07,800
gentlemen how about a real
196
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:17,000
sh but all I can say is that thank you
197
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,399
Jerry and I want to thank capital and
198
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,160
most of all I want to thank all the
199
00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:23,000
wonderful people who bought this well my
200
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,519
grade did a great job and everybody at
201
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,320
Capital and I think it's wonderful and I
202
00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:27,639
think next time maybe when you make
203
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,120
another recording and it's going to be a
204
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:33,760
big hit you'll let me play trumpet what
205
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:35,760
yet so that takes care of that I think
206
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:39,360
we'll just stand here until they fade to
207
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,360
black how about a nice hand for my
208
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:49,399
part Elmer needs a shave he slaps on
209
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:52,600
shave cream then the
210
00:11:49,399 --> 00:11:55,760
razor Elmer thinks he's got a shave but
211
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:58,600
his wife has different ideas ouch why
212
00:11:55,760 --> 00:12:00,880
don't you shave right why don't you get
213
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:03,079
an all day shave the Palm Olive shaving
214
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:05,560
cream way yes a smoother more
215
00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:07,600
comfortable all day shave one that most
216
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,959
men find really lasts from morning till
217
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:12,200
night over 2,000 men tested the Palm
218
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:14,399
Olive shaving cream way and seven out of
219
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:16,800
10 reported beards easier to cut less
220
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:19,360
razor pull smoother more comfortable
221
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:23,360
shaves yes and a cleaner closer longer
222
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:27,120
lasting shave too M smooth why don't you
223
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:29,720
try the Palm Olive shaving cream way you
224
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:32,720
get smoother more comfortable all day
225
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:36,240
shaved by shaving the palive shaving
226
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:39,399
cream way you get smoother more
227
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:42,720
comfortable all shaves the pal Olive
228
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:45,040
shaving cream tomorrow try Palm Olive
229
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:47,399
brushless or Palm Olive lather shaving
230
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:49,240
cream and men to top off your perfect
231
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:51,760
shave use the lotion that soothes your
232
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:54,360
face from shave to shave new Palm Olive
233
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,360
After Shave
234
00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:00,839
lotion
235
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:11,779
[Music]
236
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:24,399
wow hello oh hi Eddie yeah look I want
237
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,240
to talk you about the opening of the
238
00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:30,040
Copa you know 21st January about that
239
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:32,560
samor you know that arrangemen on it
240
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:35,199
uh-huh yeah well I want to hey D my
241
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:38,600
cousin Hy wrote a song hold it with Hy
242
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:39,920
what Hy I'm talking on the phone okay
243
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:42,000
yeah but he still wrote it and I thought
244
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:44,399
that make forget it just give me a light
245
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,120
will J look Eddie you know what I want
246
00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:49,880
first huh first of all you know what I
247
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:52,800
want first of all hey first of all I
248
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:54,519
want a great big fan Fair a great big
249
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,079
fan fair you know what I mean big as you
250
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:57,279
got and second when you play with the
251
00:13:56,079 --> 00:14:00,759
trombones you know what happens with the
252
00:13:57,279 --> 00:14:00,759
trombones I want a nice SL
253
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:09,120
then that's and you know with with the
254
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:09,120
nice subet real
255
00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:14,480
low low that's it low that's that's what
256
00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:18,279
I'm talking about you know what I mean
257
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:19,800
nice that's stop all righted all right
258
00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:22,839
I'll call you I'll call you when I get
259
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:25,120
into Pittsburgh right you just let me
260
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:27,560
know okay
261
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,000
hey oh what do you want I just wanted to
262
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:31,040
tell you about my cousin har he wrote
263
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,720
this terrific song for you what song
264
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:36,639
it's entitled the alligator hop jump
265
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:38,600
skip song alligator hop jump skip song
266
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:41,120
and
267
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:42,880
slide it's a romantic badine and
268
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:46,720
terrific for you it goes like this the
269
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,720
alligator hop jump skip song and
270
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:52,839
fly the alligator H them skip on and
271
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:57,639
[Music]
272
00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:57,639
F he Wes the C and opens his mouth the
273
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,680
alligator
274
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:14,219
[Music]
275
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:25,399
hot that's the song and
276
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:26,399
fly tell your cousin hery that I don't
277
00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:29,800
come
278
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:31,560
in Mr Mar Mr Mrs balabin and their son
279
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,360
and daughter are downstairs oh send them
280
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,399
up yes you know what who's here what Mr
281
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,759
balabin Mr Balin all the Pont theaters
282
00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:38,160
he wants to make a big picture deal with
283
00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:39,639
you and me now watch your manners do
284
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,639
everything correctly no don't worry I'll
285
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:44,399
watch my manners On My Honor I will do
286
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:46,759
my best to spare the basic ingredients
287
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:48,880
the rence of one who certainly knows
288
00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:54,120
best for those who haven't warranted any
289
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:54,120
pain or subti on the part of anyone else
290
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:59,680
and come in come in come in come in
291
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:04,360
right this way please well Dean how are
292
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:07,959
you to this is B my daughter
293
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:11,120
son-in-law well Dean nice to see you
294
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:13,279
again fine say how long you going to run
295
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:15,959
here de oh just about two more weeks
296
00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:19,199
well we thought that we would just
297
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:22,079
uh we've had uh various engagements on
298
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:24,440
the road you know you look very well Mr
299
00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:27,639
B remember to need a
300
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:29,600
shade how's it going with you Mrs Babin
301
00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:31,290
you've never looked better all by myself
302
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,839
you're pretty fat but you never look
303
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:35,720
[Music]
304
00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:38,880
better you know last year uh we were
305
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,240
working in the P Beach had a Wonder it's
306
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,839
a funny
307
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:46,279
thing you know I'll tell you a funny
308
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:47,130
story we were working in Boston about 3
309
00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,360
weeks
310
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:51,560
[Music]
311
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:55,440
ago in person well you thank you very
312
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:57,480
well which bin are you Bill oh come on
313
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,240
beautiful maybe we better talk about
314
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,440
this at some other time no no I ordered
315
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,480
some food for you I ordered some
316
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,760
spaghetti meatball and soup C soup and I
317
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,079
everything you want you know what I mean
318
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,400
yeah we didn't order anything for Mrs
319
00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:10,760
Bal because she's
320
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:13,760
W sit down have something to drink while
321
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:16,880
you're W get some water for Miss Val
322
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:19,160
some water yes right away oh yeah he a a
323
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:21,079
sick man well I wanted to talk about the
324
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,480
picture to you well we'll get to that in
325
00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:25,199
a few moments we'll talk about the
326
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:29,400
picture where you
327
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:33,400
going Jerry look at you matter I'm
328
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:33,400
dressed take your fingers out of those
329
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:40,080
glass what's wrong with you go get the
330
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,080
bottled
331
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:49,320
water go get the bottle of water he
332
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:49,320
said well he's all right he's not in his
333
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,400
right
334
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:11,120
this water what are you trying to do do
335
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:14,080
you have do you
336
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:16,919
[Music]
337
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:19,799
have what's wrong with it you're cing
338
00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:23,000
well there was a hole in a bottle
339
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:25,400
a come on we've got to get out of here
340
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,799
no the lunch is coming the lunch the
341
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:30,080
lunch is coming here sit down the lunch
342
00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:33,120
is coming
343
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:38,280
thank you very much thank
344
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:44,520
you here you are here we are Mr balabin
345
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:44,520
miss balabin Mr balabin Mrs balabin and
346
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:50,720
[Music]
347
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:52,640
SL what are you going to do what what
348
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,400
are you do I'm going to eat up well you
349
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,600
got to wash your hands first they didn't
350
00:18:54,400 --> 00:19:00,320
wash their hands they don't have to
351
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,320
they're rich
352
00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:10,159
pretty nice very nice huh this is the
353
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:10,159
worst very
354
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:26,640
[Music]
355
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:30,240
nice you know you know what I you know
356
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,240
what I
357
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,120
you know what I forgot what I forgot the
358
00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:42,960
napkins and forgot to tack this up the
359
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:46,679
napkins yeah oh for goodness sake oh
360
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,679
good idea
361
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,960
another you hold it from the other
362
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,240
side
363
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,480
I'd like to say a few words about Texas
364
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,559
right
365
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,559
[Music]
366
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:21,919
[Applause]
367
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:24,600
here all
368
00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:27,720
right all right all together lift the
369
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:30,159
trays on three 1 two three what's wrong
370
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,159
with you
371
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:37,600
what you do with the other ones it
372
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,960
doesn't have to the money's in her name
373
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,720
all right now this a like a napkin and a
374
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:45,640
tablecloth now we can finally aim isn't
375
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:49,640
this terrific very nice it's a little
376
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:52,880
messy though isn't it my goodness boy
377
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,880
you're getting messy on
378
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,400
this
379
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:03,600
I'm sorry
380
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,799
ter look what you did to me look what
381
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:09,120
you did to me how you doing Al look what
382
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:11,679
you did to me go answer the phone answer
383
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:13,760
the phone you're not doing anything pick
384
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:19,520
this up answer the phone what's wrong
385
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:19,520
with you is my Heavens the best hello
386
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:26,120
hello forgot your hat yes I forgot my
387
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:28,120
hat oh I'll get it for you I'm sorry
388
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,799
what happened Mr ban maybe we can talk
389
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:33,080
talk about the picture some other time
390
00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:33,080
yes sir ridiculous
391
00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:44,080
[Applause]
392
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:51,400
surely they made a pizza out of my
393
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:53,520
partner hey help help somebody hey help
394
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,960
somebody help help I got to get Jay's
395
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,960
flattened
396
00:21:56,679 --> 00:22:00,039
out my
397
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,559
boy what what are you doing here what do
398
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,279
you think I'm doing I was answering the
399
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,880
phone I think this is terrible the way I
400
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:12,080
have to be you're an idiot you're stupid
401
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:14,440
you're a fper that's what you are you
402
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,919
haven't got it up here yeah well I must
403
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,840
have it some place oh come on come on
404
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:24,080
nothing that's the phone a leave me
405
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:26,039
alone for a change hello yeah 6 minutes
406
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,960
how many 6 minutes okay thank you very
407
00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:27,980
much yes
408
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,640
sir
409
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:33,600
[Music]
410
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:35,600
hello hello Doo Oh yeah who is this this
411
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,640
Eddie Eddie you're a ranger oh how you
412
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,279
mean Eddie fine Eddie uh do you know
413
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:42,600
listen uh I got
414
00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:43,840
arange the way I say so I don't like it
415
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,400
I don't care whether you like it or not
416
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:50,159
you make it the way I say so you
417
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:52,320
understand now Me Oh Hang Up I'm
418
00:22:50,159 --> 00:22:55,279
Point Jerry do you know what's going on
419
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,279
down below now
420
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,880
why so our fans that's all you'll have
421
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,120
to do something about your fans down in
422
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,520
the street now they're blocking traffic
423
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,559
the police are complaining please do
424
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,159
something well the only thing we can do
425
00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:09,200
is throw pictures throw pictures
426
00:23:06,159 --> 00:23:14,840
anything like always go just go
427
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:21,140
pict there go go get it hey there
428
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:22,720
go here we go no more pictures hi time
429
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:26,880
[Music]
430
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:29,050
here throw them all make them
431
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:32,579
happy
432
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:32,579
[Applause]
433
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,080
well they won us see
434
00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:44,080
[Music]
435
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:45,679
[Applause]
436
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:49,440
you
437
00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:52,600
wow oh Junior will your name be mud with
438
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,799
Mom not me what he close don't by the
439
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:58,120
mom anymore want to
440
00:23:54,799 --> 00:24:00,799
see Junior wasn't kidding his mom's not
441
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:03,960
mad because she's got great new formula
442
00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:06,360
Fab great new Fab with more active dirt
443
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,760
remover than any other leading product
444
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:11,080
Fab penetrates even the dirtiest wash
445
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,880
twice as fast with more active dirt
446
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,360
remover yes Fab gives you more active
447
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,520
dirt remover for Junior's play clothes
448
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:21,320
more active dirt remover for Dad's
449
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:24,000
shirts Fab now gives you more active
450
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,760
dirt remover for everything you wash and
451
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,919
in addition to the greatest amount of
452
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:31,159
active dirt remover Fab contains not one
453
00:24:28,919 --> 00:24:34,360
but two of the most effective whitening
454
00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:36,840
ingredients ever discovered now only Fab
455
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:39,960
washes your clothes so clean and white
456
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:43,000
so fast no bluing no bleaching except
457
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:45,919
for stubborn stains yet Fab is milder to
458
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:48,440
hands than even leading floating soaps
459
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:51,520
so get the dirt out fast and easy with
460
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:53,440
great new formula Fab Fab gives you more
461
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,960
active dirt remover than any other
462
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,960
leading
463
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,760
product
464
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:08,760
the matter they wear their hair
465
00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:17,799
everything it does make now of course
466
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:20,440
the little upch knows and there you are
467
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:20,440
ladies and
468
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,559
gentlemen and that that ladies and
469
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:27,000
gentlemen concludes Juke art
470
00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:29,200
demonstration and don't forget folks the
471
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,559
material that I made this face of
472
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:34,799
Miracle play clay will soon be on sale
473
00:25:31,559 --> 00:25:37,720
here at Brew Baker and Company I
474
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:39,279
hope don't you worry Mr art when Mr
475
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,760
Breer knows what you can do with that
476
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:44,440
Miracle play clay he's going to give you
477
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:46,559
one great big tremendous order thank you
478
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,919
by the way is it time for my coffee now
479
00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:49,919
uh the commissary is up on the fifth
480
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:52,559
floor but be back in 10 minutes because
481
00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:55,240
I'm expecting Mr breaker and will he be
482
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:57,799
surprised when he sees this oh
483
00:25:55,240 --> 00:26:00,440
wonderful come on CH we only got 40
484
00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:05,279
minutes now let's fight 40 minutes let's
485
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:07,880
By the Great Horn Spoon it's a child's
486
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:12,760
Paradigm I got to get look at all these
487
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,760
nice things here oh look at this
488
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:18,200
thing I can I be of assistance to you
489
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,120
sir I'd like to get a toy for my
490
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:23,080
kids you're a good daddy and I love you
491
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:25,480
oh come on now I'd like to get a little
492
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:29,200
toy from a child is it a boy or a girl I
493
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:30,799
don't know my wife doesn't right
494
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,320
we have a great big tremendous stock
495
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:35,520
right here you're perfectly welcome to
496
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:37,559
browse around thank you Mr
497
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,360
browser now go ahead now don't get into
498
00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:41,039
any Mischief you no I won't Dean I just
499
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,240
like to look at all these things my
500
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:45,440
goodness gracious isn't this terrific
501
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:48,440
boy I didn't have much of a childhood
502
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,440
what's fun to be a
503
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:59,600
youth hello
504
00:26:56,159 --> 00:26:59,600
hello lior
505
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,080
fish can I have a
506
00:27:04,399 --> 00:27:11,880
p can I have a lick
507
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,880
no but you got a lot of
508
00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:17,679
it what's the difference if I take a
509
00:27:14,679 --> 00:27:19,440
little piece no it's my licorice don't
510
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:22,679
yell Sunny come on wise it's
511
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:24,840
embarrassing no no yelling no yelling
512
00:27:22,679 --> 00:27:27,080
what's a little pie don't call your
513
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,880
father don't no it's a little matters
514
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,039
what matters oh he's trying to take my
515
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,320
candy I think you know who the licorice
516
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:35,960
belongs to well what about it smart guy
517
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:42,279
I'm playing a little p huh come on two
518
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:44,159
against one hey hey hey de de de help me
519
00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:45,720
help me come on what's the matter this
520
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:48,720
guy's taking this away from me hold on
521
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,080
oh p d come on you're strong you're from
522
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:55,159
sville
523
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:56,519
pull come on D to me come on how hard
524
00:27:55,159 --> 00:27:59,200
can i
525
00:27:56,519 --> 00:28:01,440
p sorry so what seems to be the trouble
526
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,360
a some Wise Guys stealing my kids Licor
527
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,640
of all the nerve I'll help you puss come
528
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,279
on okay come on I don't need your help I
529
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:11,200
can do it
530
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:11,200
alone 1 2
531
00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:16,880
[Music]
532
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:19,360
[Applause]
533
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:22,159
3 I'm sorry that's all right come along
534
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:25,880
son yeah thank you take those adlers
535
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:27,840
off what did you do hey what did you do
536
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,279
I I knocked everything down put
537
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:33,559
everything back and put that ball on the
538
00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:33,559
top yeah I will put it on the top all
539
00:28:34,399 --> 00:28:39,720
right I see you're interested in the
540
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:44,039
waiting pool yes a
541
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:47,240
nice oh you do I want to tell you that
542
00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:50,679
is oh were you interested in the ball
543
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:52,480
well I I I how much is this C only 1975
544
00:28:50,679 --> 00:28:54,279
forget the ball take it back put put
545
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,000
right back belone I want to tell you
546
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:57,399
this is one of the most popular articles
547
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,840
that we have in the whole it is and
548
00:28:57,399 --> 00:29:02,720
that's and the joy the joy that this
549
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:06,560
brings to the children
550
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:11,160
you know and you see they
551
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:11,160
[Music]
552
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:20,240
can don't you come down here come
553
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:22,720
[Music]
554
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,480
down what do you
555
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:28,760
doing
556
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:32,279
you sorry I'm off
557
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:34,840
I look and I'd expecting Mr Pro I'll buy
558
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:36,240
the pool I'll buy the pool buy the pool
559
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,200
oh that's great surpr me that that's
560
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,840
wonderful now I'll go get a book and
561
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:44,240
write out the order myself I'll be
562
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:46,480
right I'll be you can make it you'll be
563
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,480
right
564
00:29:46,679 --> 00:29:52,120
back you see what you made me do well
565
00:29:49,799 --> 00:29:54,120
you made me buy a pool well it's a nice
566
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:58,880
waiting pool a for your children it's a
567
00:29:54,120 --> 00:30:02,360
nice one how do I know my kids can Wade
568
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,360
well all of them couldn't in there
569
00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:09,039
anyhow it's an awful lot of things the
570
00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:11,640
train set that goes wo how do I know my
571
00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:14,080
kids going woo W well what about this
572
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:17,000
the chemistry set is very nice I have no
573
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:19,600
chamers at home wait not have no chamers
574
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,480
at home I ought to R look at all the
575
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,080
nice things you can do oh be careful
576
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,880
because you see all this is what are you
577
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,240
doing Jerry well you just pour little
578
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,000
things do you know what you're doing
579
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:32,480
well yeah I think
580
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,480
rid of it get get rid of
581
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,559
it get out of
582
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:47,440
here don't you have something to say to
583
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,960
him would you would you validate our
584
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,960
parking
585
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:57,000
ticket young man young man during my 20
586
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:59,159
years of experience and my experience
587
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,320
with ruer in comedy I have been
588
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:03,960
subjected to many in
589
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:06,919
indignities and I want you to understand
590
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,880
that up until now I have subscribed all
591
00:31:06,919 --> 00:31:13,240
the time for the Golden Rule of breaker
592
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:16,960
and Company which I admire all through
593
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:19,279
my life Comes A Time the customer is
594
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,639
always right but I want you to
595
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:24,480
understand that there comes a time when
596
00:31:21,639 --> 00:31:27,679
one's patience has reached the dying
597
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:30,000
point and I want you to know
598
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:36,679
absolutely to know that the inner man
599
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:39,760
must rebel I I Wilber Wilber see whip
600
00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:44,639
absolutely has reached the point that he
601
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,639
throws everything to the
602
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,109
[Music]
603
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:57,960
windo I've had it I've had it I've had
604
00:31:56,679 --> 00:32:01,140
it
605
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,140
[Music]
606
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:11,120
I've had it I've had it I've had
607
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:22,279
[Applause]
608
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,080
it
609
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,840
look Jerry I think we better get out of
610
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:37,120
here cuz I think this kid's got it yeah
611
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,679
but then he didn't validate our parking
612
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,679
ticket come come on let's get out of
613
00:32:39,679 --> 00:32:44,960
you're all right G wiiz you always yell
614
00:32:41,679 --> 00:32:44,960
and everything and
615
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:53,510
[Music]
616
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:53,510
[Laughter]
617
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:59,039
I
618
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,670
[Music]
619
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:24,720
what did you do to my model Mr breaker
620
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:27,200
will never place an order with me now I
621
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,840
I know you two you two are Martin and
622
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:32,720
Louis and if I lose this order for my
623
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:36,399
Miracle play clay from Mr Brewbaker I'll
624
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:38,760
sue you for every time you got believe
625
00:33:36,399 --> 00:33:41,840
me you won't have anything left we're
626
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:43,679
going to get sued again listen to me I'm
627
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,279
sorry de don't yell at me don't be mean
628
00:33:43,679 --> 00:33:46,919
to me I'll be mean you come with me I'm
629
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:49,320
going get that guy yeah you come with me
630
00:33:46,919 --> 00:33:52,120
come no Dean you can't help him
631
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,639
de now look Johnson I know I'm due at
632
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,279
that meeting in a few minutes but I have
633
00:33:53,639 --> 00:33:58,120
to see a Mr uh dukart junr here about a
634
00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:59,559
play statue or something like that you
635
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,799
run ahead and tell them I'll be there in
636
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:03,120
a few minutes as soon as I get through
637
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:06,940
here all right Mr Baker fine go ahead Mr
638
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:10,150
Art Duke what happened
639
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:10,150
[Applause]
640
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:16,480
here oh I beg a are you Mr R what I'm Mr
641
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:18,599
art are you Mr art I'm Mr Brewbaker oh
642
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,720
oh yeah I'm Mr art sure I'm Mr art you
643
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:23,200
Mr breaker how this is the model the new
644
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:25,040
plan this the statue this is it look at
645
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,040
this look at this why that's look
646
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,760
beautiful it looks so lifel yeah watch
647
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:31,280
how it stretch look at that look at this
648
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,879
and it goes right back to shap watch how
649
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:36,320
it goes back to look look at that now
650
00:34:33,879 --> 00:34:37,760
look at that watch go back look at that
651
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,119
now that's marvelous why it really has
652
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:43,919
real hair too certainly does look at
653
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:43,919
that may I do that be my
654
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:49,639
geese how do you like that it's very
655
00:34:46,839 --> 00:34:51,720
lifelike indeed yes I think we'll place
656
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:54,560
place an order with your concerns but
657
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:58,879
first I must have this bus for my office
658
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,879
no not this this is the one I I'll make
659
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:05,359
[Music]
660
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,960
I'll make you I'll take this no you
661
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:11,320
can't have please stop being silly will
662
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,320
you I want this one
663
00:35:11,839 --> 00:35:16,880
here what happened my partner what he do
664
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:19,000
my partner oh I'll never hit him again
665
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,720
never even if he is encourageable I'll
666
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,880
never hit him again encourageable not
667
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,880
caral and of being corrected or
668
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:30,330
amended
669
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:34,690
[Applause]
670
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:36,599
[Music]
671
00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:39,280
[Applause]
672
00:35:36,599 --> 00:35:41,599
here is proof of the greatest scientific
673
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,880
discovery in toothpaste history proof
674
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:46,359
that new Colgate Dental cream with guard
675
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,400
all colgate's exclusive new Miracle
676
00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:51,240
ingredient gives lasting protection
677
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:53,480
against tooth decay enzymes and only new
678
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:55,880
Colgate Dental cream has the clinical
679
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:58,280
proof that brings New Hope to Millions
680
00:35:55,880 --> 00:36:01,079
for Lifetime time protection against
681
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:03,079
tooth decay actual use by hundreds of
682
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:05,359
people has proved the long- lasting
683
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:07,880
protection of new Colgate Dental cream
684
00:36:05,359 --> 00:36:09,760
with gll tests supervised by Leading
685
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,400
Dental authorities for a full year
686
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:16,079
proved that gal's protection won't rinse
687
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:19,119
off won't wear off all day or all night
688
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:21,480
proved just daily morning and night use
689
00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:24,000
of new Colgate Dental cream guards
690
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,720
against Decay causing enzymes every
691
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,359
minute of the day and night a jury of
692
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,720
distinguished dentists examined this
693
00:36:28,359 --> 00:36:32,920
evidence these dentists agree new
694
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:35,040
Colgate Dental cream with guard all
695
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:38,520
gives the shest protection against tooth
696
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:41,000
decay ever offered by any toothpaste no
697
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:44,079
other toothpaste offers proof of such
698
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,480
results only new Colgate Dental cream
699
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:49,680
has the clinical proof that brings New
700
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:52,440
Hope to Millions for Lifetime protection
701
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,440
against tooth
702
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,680
decay
703
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,640
good evening ladies and gentlemen those
704
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,839
of you who have followed the progress of
705
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:10,400
Music are probably aware of the recent
706
00:37:06,839 --> 00:37:12,400
Innovations in the medium of sound the
707
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,000
last decade has produced entirely
708
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,560
original musical sounds via the
709
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,880
introduction of such instruments as the
710
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:24,440
gourd morus clavis sonovox and thean the
711
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:27,000
success of these musical Adventures has
712
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:30,119
spurred our contemporary composers to
713
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,599
seek even more Unique Sounds tonight we
714
00:37:30,119 --> 00:37:34,119
are honored to have with us a world
715
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:37,000
famous concert artist who will perform
716
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:40,160
for the first time on any stage a new
717
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:43,079
work by Leroy Anderson incorporating the
718
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:45,280
very latest Innovations in melodics
719
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:47,200
ladies and gentlemen we are proud to
720
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:51,120
introduce Our Guest virtuoso of the
721
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:54,969
evening Petro Del
722
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,969
[Applause]
723
00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:58,599
Kanto
724
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:04,630
[Music]
725
00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:19,929
[Music]
726
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,760
yeah
727
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,760
[Music]
728
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,250
[Music]
729
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,520
oh
730
00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:57,810
[Music]
731
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:21,300
yeah
732
00:39:57,810 --> 00:40:21,300
[Music]
733
00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:28,359
w
734
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:53,500
[Music]
735
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:53,500
[Applause]
736
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:58,319
a
737
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:06,680
[Music]
738
00:41:02,450 --> 00:41:10,119
[Applause]
739
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:12,800
now one soap is proved the mildest soap
740
00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:15,359
of all milder than any other leading
741
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:17,960
soap one soap is proved better for
742
00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:21,640
complexion care better for complexion
743
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:23,440
care that soap is Palm Olive yes Palm
744
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,520
Olive here's what a group of leading
745
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,760
doctors and skin Specialists report 9500
746
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,560
skin tests on women of all ages and skin
747
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:34,520
types prove Palmolive is the mildest of
748
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:37,400
all leading soaps far milder than any
749
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:40,920
other leading Beauty soap floating soap
750
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:43,720
deodorant soap Castile soap even milder
751
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:46,720
than costly C creams that's why palal of
752
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:49,200
soap is better for complexion care skin
753
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:51,240
Specialists Beauty editors you yourself
754
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,400
know that milder cleansing is better for
755
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,560
your complexion Palm Olive agrees with
756
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,280
your skin better because it's the
757
00:41:55,560 --> 00:42:00,319
mildest soap of all that's why no other
758
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:03,200
leading soap or cold cream get skin
759
00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:06,720
thoroughly clean as gently as palm Olive
760
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:10,200
see how proper care with 100% mild Palm
761
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:12,680
Olive brings you softer smoother skin
762
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:15,319
that school girl complexion look change
763
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,400
to Palm Olive proved the mildest of all
764
00:42:15,319 --> 00:42:20,040
leading soaps proved better for
765
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,040
complexion
766
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,559
care
767
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,440
thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
768
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:32,319
you've been very wonderful we would like
769
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:35,440
right about here to thank everyone who
770
00:42:32,319 --> 00:42:37,880
have helped us with muscular distopy MDA
771
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,599
right about now has about $4 million
772
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,200
through our ton and there's more coming
773
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,640
we want to say thank you so very much to
774
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,760
all of you and don't forget next week
775
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:47,599
folks on Colgate hour Mr Allan young
776
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,200
Frank sinat Stan freeberg and B Crosby
777
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:51,240
and his friends with the winner of the
778
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,359
13th annual National Pro amateur golf
779
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:55,119
championship that and I'll be there too
780
00:42:53,359 --> 00:42:56,599
cuz I'm you'll be there playing golf
781
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:58,640
while I'm on the train going to the
782
00:42:56,599 --> 00:43:00,359
copaa band in New York and of course we
783
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,440
want to thank television life a great
784
00:43:00,359 --> 00:43:03,839
magazine a forcet publication for the
785
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,160
wonderful tie up that we have with the
786
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:08,240
winner free trip to Mexico on American
787
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,240
Airlines their wonderful DC 6s the
788
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:12,119
contest is great and we'd like very much
789
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:14,599
for you ladies and gentlemen to join and
790
00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:16,359
participate you may win a trip to Mexico
791
00:43:14,599 --> 00:43:19,359
via American Airlines it's the planes
792
00:43:16,359 --> 00:43:21,079
that go up in the air so we have a good
793
00:43:19,359 --> 00:43:22,559
fortun of working for you again and we
794
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:24,839
sincerely hope at soon we'd like to
795
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:26,680
thank the crew we'd like to thank our
796
00:43:24,839 --> 00:43:28,200
wonderful uh producer director Ernie
797
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,960
luxman and our very wonderful director
798
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,200
on the booth bud yorin and his staff all
799
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,180
the cameramen good night you've been
800
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,670
wonderful God bless you thank
801
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:54,010
[Applause]
802
00:43:35,670 --> 00:43:54,010
[Music]
803
00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:58,079
you
804
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:09,969
[Music]
53538
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof