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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:09,760 [Music] 2 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:31,960 [Music] 3 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,960 call 4 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:37,960 [Music] 5 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:51,159 everybody brush your teth 6 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:51,159 [Music] 7 00:00:55,719 --> 00:01:07,320 withing the S your beaut 8 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:12,280 [Music] 9 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:15,680 there time you worry home and all will 10 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:17,150 disappear while we are here if you join 11 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,209 us show 12 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:20,209 [Music] 13 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,799 the head the welcoming for one of stv's 14 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:41,040 Hometown Boys Dean 15 00:01:37,799 --> 00:01:43,479 Martin friends I have a surprise for you 16 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:45,680 as you know today we are also welcoming 17 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:48,280 Dean Martin's wonderful partner at late 18 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:51,360 comedian Jerry 19 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,840 Lewis among you are many of Jerry 20 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,799 Lewis's friends who have come from 21 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:57,479 Hometown New New Jersey and standing 22 00:01:55,799 --> 00:02:02,280 with me on this platform to help me 23 00:01:57,479 --> 00:02:02,280 greet Jerry is our own mayor they 24 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:10,719 sing yes and also our very nice friend 25 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,719 from new mayani 26 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:44,959 [Music] 27 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:47,879 [Applause] 28 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:50,640 our boys are 29 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:53,080 home yeah this must be a happy day for 30 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:56,920 the people from new 31 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:58,080 too for us Jerry Lewis will always be 32 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,480 our favorite 33 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:04,640 son Jerry you know oh we've known Jerry 34 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:06,560 since he was so high as a matter of fact 35 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:09,480 I remember when Jerry broke all the 36 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,480 windows in my 37 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:14,159 store well that reminds me Dean you 38 00:03:12,799 --> 00:03:18,040 remember when you threw that bucket of 39 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:18,040 pain at my wife and ruined a new Easter 40 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:22,519 outfit there's no question about it 41 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:25,440 these boys were 42 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:26,879 devils you can say that again hey Jerry 43 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,480 remember the time you let all the air 44 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:30,920 out of my 45 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:33,400 tires and har remember the time you 46 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:35,799 filled my price cow full of buck 47 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:38,799 shot Hey Dean remember when you burned 48 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:41,799 my house down I never did get that 49 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:45,200 insurance hey de time you saw my pool 50 00:03:41,799 --> 00:03:46,920 table in half I yeah and I swear the 51 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,879 whole town wouldn't have gotten sick if 52 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:52,159 Jerry Lewis hadn't polluted the 53 00:03:49,879 --> 00:03:54,439 reservoir all I want to know is how long 54 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:58,530 are we going to stand for 55 00:03:54,439 --> 00:04:19,040 this R out of 56 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:22,079 [Music] 57 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:24,440 you did it again this is the 12th time 58 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:26,720 you did it and me like a nice guy bring 59 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,040 you a St what do you do to me after I 60 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,800 get everybody to come around and you 61 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,720 have the pastry which I didn't care 62 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,320 about but you had the adity to come over 63 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,280 to me and said with your own shoes you 64 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,320 didn't even ask me but what did I say 65 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:39,720 you know because we were willing to be 66 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:42,080 friends when everybody said and I what 67 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:44,199 what do I care about things and and you 68 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:46,320 with me anything you ever asked me what 69 00:04:44,199 --> 00:04:49,000 did you say not a thing you didn't say 70 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:51,680 to me cuz I did mind you're my buddy my 71 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:54,800 pal my B pal nothing you you could and 72 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,800 you left the kid 73 00:04:55,759 --> 00:05:00,000 there it's true 74 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,639 ladies and gentlemen our writers Eddie 75 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,680 Simmons and Norman Le who write the 76 00:05:03,639 --> 00:05:07,440 entire show said that we should make our 77 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,080 show as informal as possible we'd like 78 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,440 to do that so we'd like it to relax and 79 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,039 I'd like to come right into your living 80 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:16,240 room and join you both I want you to 81 00:05:13,039 --> 00:05:16,240 know that enjoy 82 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:21,840 myself mighty tasty singing by Brother 83 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:25,360 Martin addressed as usual to a lovely 84 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:29,880 lady but here's a song Softly sung to 85 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:32,960 any woman who wants to be even Lovelier 86 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:36,240 you want a beauty so for a beauty back 87 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:39,639 you want a beauty so for a beauty you 88 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:42,960 want so for a beauty 89 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:48,199 you for your beauty you love it 90 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:52,240 fragrance for Dain you love itness for L 91 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:53,759 you want for gentl you 92 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,560 love 93 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:58,880 forri yes you want a beauty soap for a 94 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,919 beauty bath and your bath becomes a 95 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:03,759 beauty bath when you change to proper 96 00:06:00,919 --> 00:06:05,600 cleansing with palm Olive soap doctors 97 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:07,599 have proved that regular cleansing with 98 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:11,000 this beauty soap brings most women 99 00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:13,120 Lovelier complexions in just 14 days yes 100 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,599 nothing could be finer in your bath to 101 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:19,120 cleanse refresh relax you so to enjoy a 102 00:06:16,599 --> 00:06:22,520 bath that's truly a beauty bath always 103 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:26,360 use big generous bath siiz Palm Olive so 104 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:31,370 mild so pure so right for all of you yes 105 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:46,970 you are for your beauty 106 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:46,970 [Music] 107 00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:56,160 hey what are you doing 108 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,080 here 109 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:01,520 [Laughter] 110 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,520 hey what is this 111 00:07:05,319 --> 00:07:10,039 hey come 112 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:13,199 here 113 00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:15,000 hey what are you doing in my gymnasium 114 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:16,720 oh well every every Sunday I go to beach 115 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,080 and fellas kicks sand in my face and 116 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,879 when I get up and I say don't do that 117 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,879 they say haha 118 00:07:21,479 --> 00:07:25,400 skinny I don't like that that's no good 119 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,639 so I want to get built up strong so if 120 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,599 they do that I can hit her right in your 121 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:31,199 head if they ever do that you want to 122 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:33,160 build yourself up can I do it here go 123 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:35,440 put on a gymsuit oh and then you'll 124 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,560 build me up put on a gym suit all right 125 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:40,479 fellas come 126 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:42,800 on come on put on a gym suit for 127 00:07:40,479 --> 00:07:45,120 you all right now fell come on little 128 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:49,280 rooll a little work here stretch it out 129 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:49,280 stretch out let me see I what you give 130 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:54,560 me right that looks pretty keep him up 131 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:56,400 high up high faster fast you're not of 132 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,639 the wck come on let's throw the ball 133 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,440 throw it back and forth let's see it 134 00:07:58,639 --> 00:08:01,440 come on now 135 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:13,779 [Music] 136 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:20,199 up this this is all of it huh you didn't 137 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:22,400 leave nothing none of this is in the 138 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:25,440 locker this is the whole thing this is 139 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:27,360 everything there's no more good I but I 140 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:30,360 want I want you should build up my body 141 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:32,080 like those other fellas 142 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:35,440 now will you get your health back we'll 143 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,440 see what we can do 144 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:43,169 right right that's 145 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:44,600 good want to be my guest can I try it 146 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:49,000 [Music] 147 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:49,000 go oh now chein yourself let's 148 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:54,360 go no this doesn't come down you go up 149 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:56,519 you go 150 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,200 up now I know you can do it now go ahead 151 00:08:56,519 --> 00:09:00,040 put your arms right around that Bo then 152 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:03,040 get all the strength in these big nice 153 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:04,640 skinny arms and right real up I'm you 154 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:08,279 know what I 155 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,279 mean go ahead and I'll wait 156 00:09:14,079 --> 00:09:18,880 till going to do now come on let's go 157 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:21,399 take a rub down is that good for me a 158 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,560 rub down o real good come on okay fix up 159 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:25,079 the things here all right take off your 160 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,079 clothes 161 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:31,360 here I said take off your clothes I 162 00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:31,360 don't even know you 163 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:35,360 oh come on oh I will not either don't 164 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,680 you get fresh 165 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,640 help you I'm not taking off my clothes 166 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:41,399 for you what's matter you embarrassed no 167 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,360 I'm 168 00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:44,959 ashamed all right let's do little 169 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,120 calisthenics do I have to take my 170 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:50,079 clothes off it it no let's do it come on 171 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,920 I like that tell come on fellas lineapp 172 00:09:50,079 --> 00:09:53,440 let's 173 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,519 go line up here let's see it now get in 174 00:09:53,440 --> 00:10:00,519 line buddy hey buddy get in line come on 175 00:09:55,519 --> 00:10:00,519 get in line here here get in line 176 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,959 all right 177 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:13,360 now I want two four and six step out two 178 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:16,640 two two two now when I blow the whistle 179 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:19,839 the exercise is over stand you stop 180 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:27,399 let's here's the first exercise one 2 3 181 00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:27,399 4 got it let's go 1 2 3 4 1 2 182 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:41,840 [Music] 183 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:48,600 [Music] 184 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:59,320 come 185 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:59,320 on that's our next exercise 186 00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:08,480 like 187 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:08,480 this 1 2 3 4 got it let's go 1 188 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:25,880 [Music] 189 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:27,880 2 how the family fine fine they're all 190 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:30,680 finished what are you doing down 191 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:33,320 there hey Mom somebody wants you on a 192 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:35,480 telephone telephone okay oh I like to 193 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,440 have a volunteer to take over the class 194 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:40,320 whoever who wants a volunteer take two 195 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:43,000 steps forward one two good I know you're 196 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:46,639 good I don't know how when you wanted to 197 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,800 stop the exercise load a whistle load Lo 198 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,800 the 199 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:59,360 [Music] 200 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,360 whist oh yeah 201 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,240 all right the first exercise is the one 202 00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:05,639 where you're running and you don't go 203 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:08,240 nowhere you know which one this is how 204 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:12,959 show them how to do 205 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:17,519 it yeah like this everybody ready 206 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:17,519 go they told me this is very 207 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:23,940 good yeah now we'll do another one okay 208 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:26,000 that's enough for that one 209 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:28,120 [Music] 210 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:32,360 let's that that's all right that's all 211 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:37,510 for this one stop 1 two now if 212 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:39,399 we no no that all right H one two 213 00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:43,240 [Music] 214 00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:46,160 St that's no no more yeah they don't 215 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:49,440 want to stop the whist the 216 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:53,680 whistle come on stop this 217 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:53,680 guys come here 218 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:09,780 get in 219 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,780 [Music] 220 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:15,040 line we going to have a little boxing 221 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:19,680 exhibition now who wants a box with me 222 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:19,680 for two round take two steps forward one 223 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:29,480 two give a wh give me a wh you ever 224 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:31,320 boxed before no going to box now and I 225 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:34,160 don't want you to get hurt so bring on 226 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,160 the equipment let's 227 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,500 go get 228 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:55,059 out 229 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:55,059 [Music] 230 00:13:55,680 --> 00:14:01,880 feel what matter you got a headache 231 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:05,160 now I'm just wearing this so you won't 232 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:07,120 get hurt look now here's the idea you 233 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,360 got to guard your head and your face cuz 234 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,560 if I hit you I don't want you to get 235 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:12,279 Punchy you understand yeah yeah I don't 236 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:16,560 want you to get Punchy so take care of 237 00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:16,560 yourself oh all right okay yeah 238 00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:27,639 good somebody you crazy let me know when 239 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,060 you're going to hit 240 00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:32,180 me now 241 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:32,180 [Music] 242 00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:41,179 all right put up put up 243 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,179 [Music] 244 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:55,710 [Music] 245 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,560 watch 246 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:14,240 [Music] 247 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:14,240 watch can I get some warm 248 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,160 Selter come 249 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:26,060 on what are you doing ruing your 250 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:29,610 footwork get out 251 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:29,610 [Music] 252 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:37,240 that's enough for you that's enough come 253 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:38,480 on we better quit that's enough come on 254 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,519 go to the showers that's enough I don't 255 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,920 want you get Punchy come on quit I want 256 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:45,759 to fight some more I 257 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,880 enjoy H I've enjoyed this bad but how I 258 00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:51,000 fight The 259 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:54,000 Bu oh no yeah I'm just C out it now if I 260 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:56,759 keep fighting I think I'll be all 261 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,120 right come on let's findy a couple more 262 00:15:56,759 --> 00:16:01,240 get in there and go get him in the away 263 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:06,160 why about that I picked it up pretty 264 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:06,160 good did I I feel pretty good come 265 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:18,680 on busy Housewives don't have to go to 266 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:21,040 gymnasiums to wear themselves out they 267 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:23,440 can do it right in their own kitchens if 268 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:26,519 they let an old style scouring cleanser 269 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:29,800 make little cleanup jobs become big ones 270 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:33,600 but don't you do it instead listen to 271 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:38,319 the advice of fat so slim and 272 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:38,319 Tiny aex the foaming 273 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:45,240 cleer a 274 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:49,040 whis you'll stop paying the elbow tax 275 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:51,720 when you start cleaning with Ajax so use 276 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:55,160 Ajax theing 277 00:16:51,720 --> 00:17:01,759 CER the dirt down 278 00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:01,759 the Ajax leav no gritty cleansers G 279 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:10,480 soing 280 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:10,480 the so 281 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:18,760 a remember ask for Ajax the scouring 282 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:21,799 cleanser with foaming action it's really 283 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:24,280 a big help in the bathroom and kitchen 284 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:27,760 it cuts grease like back and floats it 285 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:31,240 down the drain Colgate smells good too 286 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:34,120 and it's easy on your hand cans Ajax 287 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:38,360 colgate's wonderful foaming 288 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,360 action get two cans 289 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:47,280 [Music] 290 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,760 tomorrow and now we take you to the 291 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:52,680 headquarters of the toughest criminal 292 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:54,799 gang in the country Mayhem 293 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:58,080 [Music] 294 00:17:54,799 --> 00:18:00,400 Incorporated what is it it's a bad time 295 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:03,400 send him in here 296 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,400 here 297 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:23,640 come you s for me 298 00:18:20,039 --> 00:18:26,559 scar how many times I got to tell you 299 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:29,400 don't call me 300 00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:30,919 scar huh where you been 301 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,240 I've been around what do you mean I've 302 00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:34,480 been around just been around that's all 303 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,159 why aren't you here this afternoon want 304 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,720 you to hold up a gas station I'm getting 305 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:40,000 sick of that that's why gas station all 306 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,600 the other guys they hold up Banks they 307 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,120 get money hold up liquor stores they get 308 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:46,600 liquor all I have to do is hold up gas 309 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:49,080 stations all I have to get is gas who to 310 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:52,120 pain why didn't you report for target 311 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:54,320 practice because I haven't been 312 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,720 well going to do it now yeah I'm going 313 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:59,679 to do it now I'm going to do it now I 314 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:02,120 always got to do what you say all right 315 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:02,120 let him 316 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,559 lose I had enough I had enough I'm 317 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:14,880 getting sick of this every day right 318 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:16,120 close up the Trap same thing every day 319 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:19,080 hey 320 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:21,840 scar what is a Strangler can I have the 321 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:23,960 rest of the day off why I got to go to 322 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,600 my mother-in-law's funeral I didn't know 323 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,760 I didn't know your mother-in-law was 324 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,960 dead she ain't I'm knocking her off as 325 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,960 soon as I get home 326 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,760 good boy hey Strangler I always wanted 327 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,240 to ask you something it's been on my 328 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:38,360 mind a long time how come they call you 329 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,960 Strangler he you know kid I'm glad you 330 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:43,400 asked me that because I can't figure 331 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:46,720 that out neither I'm all a stupid crazy 332 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:48,400 idiotic nicknames for years for years 333 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,880 nobody called me nothing and then all of 334 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:54,039 a sudden out of a clear blue sky for no 335 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:56,559 good reason at all they give me a 336 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:59,520 nickname like this Strangler Strangler 337 00:19:56,559 --> 00:20:03,400 it's stupid it's crazy right maybe you 338 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:07,039 can figure it out I can so I'll see 339 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,039 you what's the matter 340 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,240 myON that's what's the matter look what 341 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,640 I just had to go through to ask a 342 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,520 question I don't like this myin I want 343 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:18,440 to name like all the other pugs birdie 344 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:21,000 and readed Nord who all other guy all 345 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,919 other guy all right I'll give you a nice 346 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,039 name make make a face for me I'll think 347 00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:27,640 of a name yeah I want a a real hard name 348 00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:30,400 a real tough 349 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:32,400 name rat face hey that's good that's it 350 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,960 rat R face don't go away I want you to 351 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:38,200 do something rat face that's a good name 352 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,799 hey Julius sending that out of punk 353 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,600 who's this this guy's got some 354 00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:43,880 information I want you think he can get 355 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:46,240 it I'm rat face I'll get it I'll get it 356 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,240 I'll get 357 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,210 [Music] 358 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:58,200 it how was I didn't do 359 00:20:55,320 --> 00:21:00,120 nothing all right what's your name 360 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:04,240 Turner Schmid 361 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:06,799 lap where you from Schmid Brooklyn you 362 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:09,480 asking me or you're telling me I'm 363 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:11,320 wondering don't get smart give me the 364 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:14,559 right answers you won't get 365 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:18,159 Hy Brooklyn huh I used to know a stoner 366 00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:20,320 schmidlap in Brooklyn oh yes he's my 367 00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:22,320 cousin yeah can stone is still spit 368 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,520 through his teeth face all right stuck 369 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,880 with the jokes I'll Bel you the head 370 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,039 I'll tear your head up I'll hit your 371 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,240 I'll break your bones you're going to 372 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:31,159 start talking I'll tell you 373 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,600 I break every bone in your body if you 374 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:35,760 don't open him what are you doing he got 375 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:38,360 away he's over 376 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:40,120 here now this is a very smart wedgie if 377 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,960 you like it in Gray we have it in a tan 378 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:44,840 too is this too tight you better change 379 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,400 these that's not your style get out of 380 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:49,400 come here do you know where you're going 381 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,960 you're going to see the big guy oh no 382 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,870 please not the big bigy you're going to 383 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:58,400 see the big guy see 384 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:58,400 [Music] 385 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,480 hello this is ratface send up a 386 00:22:01,039 --> 00:22:03,480 chocolate 387 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:14,360 Malon with an extra 388 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,360 straw hello 389 00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:22,679 handsome are you 390 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:22,679 baby where's the scar on his 391 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:29,360 face it's on your mind sister hey you 392 00:22:26,159 --> 00:22:31,360 any relation to Gary Cooper 393 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,159 you're a big girl I like big 394 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,919 girls they're 395 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:39,559 so they're so 396 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:43,679 big how about a kiss baby think you can 397 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:43,679 make it you bet you I can make 398 00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:51,960 it hey rat what it do what are you crazy 399 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,960 this girl belongs to the big 400 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,000 guy leave him alone scar he's got guts 401 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,559 yeah if the big guy catches him he'll 402 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,400 spill him no but don't go what is it the 403 00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:03,320 big guy's on his way up he heard his M 404 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,880 was here when he's boiling don't let him 405 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:09,320 come up here stop until I get rid of the 406 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:09,320 mall don't let him come up don't let him 407 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:21,199 [Music] 408 00:23:23,390 --> 00:23:40,640 [Music] 409 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:43,159 like go him I said like gold him that's 410 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:46,919 better take your coat 411 00:23:43,159 --> 00:23:50,679 off hey I'll help you big guy I'll help 412 00:23:46,919 --> 00:23:53,799 you you come down here I said you're big 413 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:56,440 guy please don't I said come down 414 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:58,919 here I'm the for around here now get out 415 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:03,240 of here you can't hit that girl who said 416 00:23:58,919 --> 00:24:05,760 I can yeah who said he can you Lemonhead 417 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:11,440 come here come 418 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:11,440 here pick me up no I said pick me 419 00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:18,480 [Music] 420 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:21,470 up shake he said shake you want to be 421 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:29,079 friends big guy Shake 422 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:29,079 [Music] 423 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,320 what are we going to do with him big guy 424 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,200 give him the same thing as L the lip 425 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,799 right scar let him have it take him out 426 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,720 give me a break big guy give me a break 427 00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:46,520 I didn't do that I was just talking I go 428 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,360 walked in I didn't do nothing give me a 429 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,880 break big guy I'll never do it again 430 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:54,440 I'll never look at her I'll never do big 431 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,440 guy give me a break give me a 432 00:24:54,919 --> 00:24:58,919 bra get 433 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,679 turn them 434 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:15,399 [Music] 435 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,320 loose and now come with us to the 436 00:25:15,399 --> 00:25:22,799 seashore where we see a lovely lady 437 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,799 combing her lovely hair 438 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:31,080 [Music] 439 00:25:28,679 --> 00:25:34,600 not too long ago I couldn't get a sailor 440 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:36,240 to whistle at me but then one day well 441 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:41,000 here's the whole 442 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:42,760 story Halo everybody Halo Halo shampoo 443 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,640 presents the inside story of The 444 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:48,440 Lonesome mermaid what can I do about my 445 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:51,039 hair it's so dull and stringy looking 446 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:53,240 the sailors never whistle at me anymore 447 00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:55,200 and for a mermaid that's serious look 448 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,919 toots here's the answer to your problem 449 00:25:55,200 --> 00:26:00,720 use Halo shampoo soaping doll's hair 450 00:25:57,919 --> 00:26:03,720 Halo glorifies it Halo means natural 451 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,720 beauty 452 00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:12,190 timeing after it so Halo everybody 453 00:26:08,919 --> 00:26:14,640 Halo Halo shampoo 454 00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:18,120 [Music] 455 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:21,679 Halo Halo everybody 456 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:24,279 Halo Halo is the shampoo that glorifies 457 00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:24,279 your hair 458 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:30,600 Soo remember Halo Le's hair fragrance 459 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,159 mandra free and wonderfully easy to 460 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:37,520 manage because Halo is not a soap or an 461 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:41,200 oily cream so Halo everybody 462 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:43,720 [Music] 463 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:47,440 halooo so take it from one who really 464 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:50,080 knows soaping dulls hair Halo glorifies 465 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:54,000 it leaves hair fragrant and wonderfully 466 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:57,840 easy to manage why don't you try Halo 467 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,460 it's America's favorite shampoo Halo no 468 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,559 Halo 469 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:01,559 [Music] 470 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:08,880 Sho what well it's about time I couldn't 471 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,880 get mustard on it so what' you put on it 472 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,880 nothing just the sandwiches 473 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,480 plain just bread just bread yeah you 474 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,480 wanted a mustard sandwich they didn't 475 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,799 have it oh that's good sure yeah but you 476 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,279 know where I went for this I went all 477 00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:24,279 the way yeah by the way where's my 478 00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:29,080 chains give me my 479 00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:32,240 chain come on come here how much change 480 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:34,080 how much change was there 6 cents six 481 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,279 how far do you have to go Canal Street I 482 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:39,559 went all the way I walked as 483 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:42,200 far went all the way okay keep it you 484 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:43,559 sure you're all right now you just keep 485 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,559 that this isn't going to aggravate you 486 00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:46,519 huh no just to show you 6 cents I mean 487 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:47,919 what do you want me to do go to 488 00:27:46,519 --> 00:27:50,440 Tiffany's with 489 00:27:47,919 --> 00:27:51,360 this maybe I should go have my shoes 490 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,559 half 491 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:56,600 sold no I want you to keep it to 492 00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:59,080 remember me bye now look 493 00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:02,559 okay we're having the fun I wish You' 494 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:06,159 join it oh I love J you've always wanted 495 00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:07,679 the lead one of M you've always 496 00:28:06,159 --> 00:28:10,240 been 497 00:28:07,679 --> 00:28:12,840 here you always wanted to conduct one of 498 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:15,000 my numbers you're going to get your 499 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,000 chance Charlie aren't you overacting a 500 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,120 little bit 501 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,440 tonight which number can I conduct the 502 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:21,799 one with the 503 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:25,080 chore I didn't hear 504 00:28:21,799 --> 00:28:28,360 you I said can I conduct the number with 505 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:31,000 the chore chore yeah you know when all 506 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:32,000 the fellas stand and they saying a you 507 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,840 mean the 508 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,490 quori huh yeah the quori go ahead okay 509 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:50,779 here we go now watch 510 00:28:37,490 --> 00:28:50,779 [Music] 511 00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:00,039 yourself now I'm not ready 512 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:10,640 once in a 513 00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:10,640 while will you try to 514 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:22,170 [Music] 515 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:30,039 give dream all the morning I share with 516 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,039 you 517 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,050 [Music] 518 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,480 in 519 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:45,249 [Music] 520 00:29:47,159 --> 00:29:52,210 love still can 521 00:29:49,600 --> 00:30:01,600 remember that's 522 00:29:52,210 --> 00:30:05,320 [Music] 523 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,320 with I made a boo 524 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,980 Bo 525 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:21,440 no that you think of 526 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:25,430 [Music] 527 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:28,180 me FY singer boy 528 00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:33,170 [Music] 529 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:36,120 [Applause] 530 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:38,559 [Music] 531 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:40,159 hey all kidding all kiding on the other 532 00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:42,240 side you 533 00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:43,399 know all kidding on the other side we 534 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,760 got a lot of friends of ours here 535 00:30:43,399 --> 00:30:47,960 tonight from oh it took him a long time 536 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,519 to get it was raining and uh they wanted 537 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,480 to know if you would do that Italian 538 00:30:49,519 --> 00:30:55,480 song that you always sing Italian yeah 539 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:58,399 you know uh oh way Marie yeah would you 540 00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:00,080 do that one yeah so you know mine my 541 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:04,000 shoe 542 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:07,720 okay are you conducted wait wait ask me 543 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,039 ask me if you can conduct it ask 544 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:13,470 me we'll be all right with you if I can 545 00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:48,319 d b 546 00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:48,319 [Music] 547 00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:56,799 regular m 548 00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:16,450 [Music] 549 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,880 why are you 550 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,760 waiting I forgot what song We were 551 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,620 singing 552 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:38,360 [Laughter] 553 00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:41,360 [Music] 554 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:45,560 Come Along come 555 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:58,700 along that's not what I was saying 556 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:58,700 [Music] 557 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:13,309 [Music] 558 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:20,650 [Music] 559 00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:45,319 my me 560 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:45,319 [Music] 561 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,679 are you all right 562 00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:59,720 [Music] 563 00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:59,720 gring oh 564 00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:03,159 no 565 00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:10,420 [Music] 566 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:10,420 [Laughter] 567 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:16,439 [Music] 568 00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:25,959 [Applause] 569 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:39,520 [Music] 570 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,520 this wasn't in the script 571 00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:45,639 [Music] 572 00:34:42,919 --> 00:34:47,839 buddy I watch the second hor fell here 573 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:47,839 we 574 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:56,560 [Music] 575 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:56,560 go you don't feel good 576 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,359 oh 577 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:08,440 Marie Way 578 00:35:02,359 --> 00:35:08,440 Marie W his owner your 579 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:24,440 [Music] 580 00:35:21,359 --> 00:35:27,839 birthday hey 581 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,990 Marie is on 582 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:32,240 every 583 00:35:28,990 --> 00:35:35,920 [Music] 584 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,920 day I 585 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:42,079 me we love you all 586 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,420 [Applause] 587 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:59,400 [Music] 588 00:35:44,420 --> 00:36:01,040 [Applause] 589 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,200 these fellas standing on a side and 590 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,880 going like this they don't want you 591 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,760 people out there to know you can't 592 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:09,119 conceal these things to this audience 593 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,560 they pay money to buy Colgate and I want 594 00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:12,760 put the camera on this man when he goes 595 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,640 like this hurry up over there here do as 596 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:19,880 I say this minute put the camera there 597 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:19,880 when he goes like this over there 598 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:27,100 [Music] 599 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:28,960 right you w think I'm mad 600 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:32,240 [Music] 601 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:35,800 Terry now no don't don't stop me when 602 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:39,160 I'm saying something I'm sorry 603 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:41,440 man I mean I know you all had liit and I 604 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,319 yeah joh I never know what you might say 605 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:46,200 I'm going try to figure out what what on 606 00:36:43,319 --> 00:36:49,119 you mind oh 607 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:51,760 Holly look Jerry we got about uh 2 608 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:53,119 minutes to fracture up here and uh well 609 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,680 I would like to say something very 610 00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:57,079 seriously if I may uh this is about the 611 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,520 right time for me to do it Dina if you 612 00:36:57,079 --> 00:37:02,400 allow me I'd appreciate it 613 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:04,359 ganga ganga what what's ganga I'm Dean 614 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,200 well I'd like to explain it if I me oh 615 00:37:04,359 --> 00:37:08,720 good right ahe go right I will you see 616 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,160 some years ago Rog kiping oh how is Rog 617 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,400 oh not too bad Mother's not well but he 618 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,599 said he'd see it 619 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:16,400 to but Rog wrote a a gorgeous story 620 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,560 entitled ganga Dean you see and I've 621 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,119 been working with you for over four and 622 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,480 a half years I've been calling your dean 623 00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:23,200 and I thought I'd put ganga in front of 624 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,800 it to break up the monotony oh I wish I 625 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,280 was dead 626 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,160 no i' like to take this opportunity and 627 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,680 thank in the very wonderful mayor 628 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,400 Sterling of Stubenville for coming all 629 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,240 the way to New York appear on our show 630 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,480 we'd like to thank and we'd like to 631 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:38,880 thank uh mayor valani from all coming 632 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:41,280 all the way from Newark to be here don't 633 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,880 be sorry castic Newark is a pretty tough 634 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,520 joint kid believe me especially when you 635 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,930 go by carrier 636 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,960 pigeon laugh 637 00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:52,520 [Music] 638 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,319 up see let me explain something to you 639 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,119 people out there you see when we put 640 00:37:54,319 --> 00:37:58,960 this show together we were about 8 641 00:37:56,119 --> 00:38:02,040 minutes over you know see so we cut out 642 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,040 most of the singers in the 643 00:38:03,119 --> 00:38:08,079 comics see cuz he's the singer and I'm 644 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,880 the comic and we had others well oh stop 645 00:38:08,079 --> 00:38:11,640 a 646 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:14,480 second I want you say now you have to 647 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,319 keep oh look Jerry I think it's very 648 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,359 nice for uh Colgate to have us on every 649 00:38:17,319 --> 00:38:20,920 four weeks because nothing nice about it 650 00:38:19,359 --> 00:38:22,560 they want us and they're paying and 651 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,839 that's all the 652 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:29,440 res got your teeth with Ajax Ajax Dental 653 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:29,440 cream that cleans your teeth would do 654 00:38:30,319 --> 00:38:33,520 oh no you don't brush your teeth with 655 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,800 Ajax you brush your teeth with coent 656 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,079 cream you know it's such a wonderful 657 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:39,040 thing to be wait a minute what are you 658 00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:41,839 saying what is it how many one minute oh 659 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,839 we can feel light 660 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,960 now but Ser seriously uh we're very 661 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,599 thrilled to be on the air for Colgate 662 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,240 and we would like to right about here 663 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:54,480 make mention this is a wee bit of a plug 664 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:57,880 and we hope you don't mind why you keep 665 00:38:54,480 --> 00:39:00,359 going up keep coming back moves I go 666 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,359 right with 667 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:06,839 him come over and stay here and stop 668 00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:09,040 moving away how much time we got Hey 669 00:39:06,839 --> 00:39:13,079 Dean how are 670 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:14,720 oh we have about 35 seconds 30 seconds 671 00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:16,760 well we want to say we're very grateful 672 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:18,960 to everyone for tuning in on our show 673 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,240 we'd like to thank dick 674 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,480 stabil we'd like to thank dick St our 675 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,800 wonderful conductor for the wonderful 676 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,160 music our producer Ernie luxman Kingman 677 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,800 Moore in the booth we'd like to thank 678 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,319 everyone for making our show happy one 679 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,760 we've had a lot of fun we sincerely hope 680 00:39:29,319 --> 00:39:32,830 that you have good night God bless you 681 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,220 all goodbye 682 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:34,130 [Applause] 683 00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:36,700 [Music] 684 00:39:34,130 --> 00:39:37,550 [Applause] 685 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:40,619 [Music] 686 00:39:37,550 --> 00:39:40,619 [Applause] 687 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,760 bye 688 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:52,200 gate theing CER 689 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,480 the 690 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:34,489 [Music] 44064

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