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[Music]
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the Colgate Comedy
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Hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry
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Lewis with Mary
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mccardy Benny Ruben Sheldon Leonard
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Danny Arnold Fay
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McKenzie s seal time and wheel bird and
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wheel presented by the Colgate pel of
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Pete company makers of Halo
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shampoo AJ
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cleanser Fab the new wash day
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Suds and palm Olive lather shaving cream
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and now the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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show good evening ladies and gentlemen
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and welcome to another session of guest
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the guests our panel tonight consists of
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those International celebrities Wanda
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Wick a harvey Fon birdie sne and Arnold
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weed and I'm your moderator Sydney SW
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and now to our first game of guest the
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guest a panel cover your eyes you know
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peeking now good now will our two guests
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check in
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[Laughter]
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please
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[Laughter]
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what
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H we have two mystery guests this
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evening now let's see if you can
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identify them come I try and guess who
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we are they know us in in every home in
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the country oh you're plumbers no shut
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up plumbers plumbers how can be plumber
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what is she crazy or something what kind
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of crazy name is this what a plumber
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what is she crazy what kind of an answer
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is this listen maybe listen to
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this not your best who are we I know
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you're not in Show Business why what are
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they crazy or something where did they
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get these crazy people what is this let
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me get come here lady lady look take the
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hands away look at me who am I Robie
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mcow crazy is something lady hey you
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look at my partner take a look who am I
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look John
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carad what are they crazy what
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you
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well I don't know I don't
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like hello hello you did it again you
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made buffoons out of us can't even don't
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even know how to spell your own name
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well what do you want from me I can't
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help it if I'm not well well I'll tell
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you what to just forget the whole thing
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announce my song I don't have to fight
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don't want I always have to announce
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your song and I don't want to you don't
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want to announce my song no okay then
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just announce a song
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okay you're
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confusing ladies and gentlemen I don't
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have to tell you that we've missed you
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we've been away from you for some time
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but not because we want to we've been
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working in pictures and in television we
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have a a a shop you see where we fix
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sets during the week and uh it just
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takes up all of our
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time oh am I in the wrong spot oh I'm
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off the well where's the plate down here
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oh I see all right right over the
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top oh over here all right we have some
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more which which spot oh look at them
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they're going
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mad look at him you have a headache
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haven't
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you oh yeah ladies and gentlemen before
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we really get started I do have to make
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mention the fact that we have a new
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picture coming out that Hal Wallace our
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very wonderful produc and produced and
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it's a very funny picture it's called
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scared stiff now it opens in all
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theaters all all over the country and we
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want you to see it uh Decoration Day is
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the release date it's called scared
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stiff and how Wallace produced it and
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this producer is one
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Mano everybody Halo Halo shampoo
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presents the inside story of the Wolf
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and Little Red Riding Hood hi red ridden
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Hood where you going that's a pretty
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silly question from a wolf why I'm going
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to Grandma's for shampoo and don't try
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any funny business shampoo hey just a
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minute what do you use for shampoo this
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why it's no wonder your hair looks like
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a bail of hay don't you know soaping
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dull's hair Halo glorifies it you're
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sure this isn't just one of your tricks
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no I've turned honest come on let's go
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to your grandma's house I'll give you
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the best shampoo you ever had hello
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everybody
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shoo remember soaping dll's hair Halo
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glorifies it leaves it fragrant dandr
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free and wonderfully easy to manage Soo
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everybody
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shooo what a glorious feeling when you
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shampoo with Halo to be sure your hair
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looks its lovely best soft and Shining
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tingly fragrant amazingly easy to manage
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so next time you buy a shampoo remember
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get Halo soaping dolls hair Halo
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glorifies
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it Mr Martin Mr Lewis in taking out this
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partnership insurance policy you've made
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the smartest move of your career now if
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something should happen to either one of
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you the other one is protected yes sir a
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million dollars worth of protection
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congrat congatulations gentlemen about
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that you know that insurance policy
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that's that's a great thing yeah you
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mean if something should happen just
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imagine if something happens to me you
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get a million yeah in
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[Music]
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cash of course it works the other way
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too Mr Martin oh sure remember de if
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anything happens to me then you get a
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million dollars
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right I know how you fellas feel a
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million dollars a lot of money why
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people have m forette oh yeah I read in
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the paper the other day about a guy
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[Music]
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that you boys have nothing to worry
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about you're more like brothers than
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Partners you're so right jer's like a
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brother to
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me I didn't do anything we want to thank
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you very much sir thank you and if we
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ever need any more Insurance we'll
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certainly get in touch with you thank
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you very
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goodbye after you
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then after me yeah yeah go ahead after
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you be my guest well uh I well let's go
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easy
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easy I'll have to finish the job later
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Mrs M I'll pH your body all right Mr
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cetti yeah in the meantime don't use
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that garbage disposal you see because
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the PIP will be all stuck up till I get
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a chance to flush some chemicals through
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them see I'll remember no I got to go
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out this way I got my truck parked in
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the alley I'll phone you later oh all
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right
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bye
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hello
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dear who are you I'm your wife oh good
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you can
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stay Dean what's the matter what the
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matter my partner's going to kill me
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yeah we took we took out insurance if
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anything happens to me he's gonna kill
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me killan Martin of all the nonsense now
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look I'm going to the store and if the
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plumber phones while I'm gone you Dean
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are you listening yeah yeah yeah yeah oh
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never mind why you should be ashamed of
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I'm not ashamed myself cuz I'm going to
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get killed yes I'll bet you that Jerry's
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not behaving like you no sir not Jerry
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why he loves and he trusts you and he'll
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come over here the way he always does
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full of faith and trust and
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confidence
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very
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oh love is in protect me please protect
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me over I'll protect me over I'm going
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to get killed on are you all right Mr
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Lewis no I'm not stay with me please
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stay with me I can't stay with you I've
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got a whole beat to cover do you have
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your gun do you have your gun is it
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loaded my part is going to kill me Mr
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Martin's going to kill you yes he's
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going to kill me oh you comedians
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anything for a laugh how do you
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comedians come up with them well we sit
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down at A
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T be brave
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who
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me it's me Jerry your partner Jerry who
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my partner Jerry LS your
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[Laughter]
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partner
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oh de it's silly I thought you were
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going to kill me I got all upset about
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nothing and hi I thought you're going to
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kill me too buddy buy it's not silly
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with Partners in
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pal oh
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you're listen I came over to rehearsing
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that's all I know oh before we rehearse
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I think we should have a little old
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drink and I'm going to mix it you're
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going to mix a drink
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yeah Dad Z shall I go along with them
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why not what do you got to lose
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huh you sit down and I'll get you a
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drink yeah all right Dean I I I'll I'll
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wait you you make a drink you just sit
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right there now yeah nonsense no all
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right
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Dean nice place you have Dean me
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nice oh oh spare me oh I'm So Young To
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Die oh spare me oh please spare me I'm
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just a youth are
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you
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hello hello Martin this is cross CNY Hey
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I was talking to your wife and I got a
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thought you know you can save a lot of
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dough by doing a job yourself well I'm
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not Mar you see the job
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of course this kind of thing you know
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gets awful messy me messy yeah oh oh
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messy yeah if I was you I would just
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twist the elbow till a trap opens and
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pour down a cup of sulfuric acid
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Suri in the trap door twist the elbow
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yeah so so if you do the job yourself
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remember one cup of acid and your
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troubles are rolling oh yeah my troubles
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are over listen after you pour down the
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acid you will hear some giggling
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ginging but everything will be all right
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yeah it'll be all right what you listen
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after the goling soon as the soon as the
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gigling
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stops when the gigling is all over just
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wash away the remains wash them away
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sure cuz it'll be messy and diry
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I'm nauseous from this conversation well
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good luck I'll check you later
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okay
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oh buddy yes de were you talking on the
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phone who me why of course not why were
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you expecting a call who me but of
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course not that silly how you can get
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all next
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listen I wasn't saying anything about
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anything Mur he's going to kill me on
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the phone he was going to kill me a
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murderer he was going to kill me a
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murderer he wasn't going to kill you
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let's be friends huh yeah let's be
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friends all right oh which one of us
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could think of the line oh let's
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be there'll be a test pattern in 3
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minutes all I know is all I know is that
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you're trying to murder me that's all oh
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no I'm not trying to murder you come on
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let's make up let's grab a cup of acid
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acid you heard that didn't you you heard
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it you're going to kill me you want to
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kill me yes you do want to kill
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me Hey Thomas have you seen my gun your
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gun yes why you accuse me of seeing your
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gun I have no idea what the gun is no
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I've been sitting around I haven't been
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doing nothing how come you're walking
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like this I've always walked like this I
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never noticed this seven years you're
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not very
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observing all right you you sure you
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didn't take my gun no don't be silly
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well then then let's start rehearsals
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huh come on let's go yeah let's dance
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first no let's do the song that number
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we're going to do let's dance let's
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dance
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you don't know where my gun is what is
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this what does this look like to you for
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heaven's sakes my favorite pip fa P why
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do you do things like
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I'm sorry I just been scared that's all
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well that's all right let's forget about
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the whole which one of you guys wants
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the job
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done Stay With Me Dean we'll get him we
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got to stick together Dean stay with me
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shh I hear a
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noise
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oh oh D oh Dean what did I do to my
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partner hey you guys are nuts Dean what
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did I do to my I'm sorry oh Deanie I'm
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sorry what did I do Dean was right you
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murderer you you won't get away
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with oh what I do to my
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partner
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my I found you pH
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I I forgot to get your signature and
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without your signature the policy is no
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good you mean it's no good if we didn't
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sign it it's all void that's right and
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we have to sign it to make it good if
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you will please if you'll sign it to
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make it good that's oh sure we'll sign
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it you got to sign it make
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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it
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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when it's time for play and the gang is
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gay are you alone with a stubbly chin
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but I shaved just a while ago shaved all
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you got was a half day shave but you
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could have had an all day shave the Palm
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Olive lather shaving cream way yes it's
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p Olive lather for an all day shave a
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shave that most men find really lasts
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from morning till night the Palm Olive
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lather shaving cream way was tested by
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1200 men and no matter how they shaved
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before seven out of 10 reported cleaner
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closer Shades try it yourself see how
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Palm oliv's Rich billowy lather lets you
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cut whiskers off right down at skin
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level see if your face doesn't feel
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Velvet Smooth your shave cleaner closer
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and mighty comfortable too you'll never
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be alone with a stubbly chin again if
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you change to the palom olive lather
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shaving cream way just follow Package
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directions for an all day shave get
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palom olive lather today and men to top
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off that perfect shave use the lotion
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that cools in seconds and soothes for
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hours it's new palali v shave
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lotion
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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oh hello I've just been uh rereading the
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Arabian Knights it's wonderful do you
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know the most fascinating character in
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the book was the old Whipping Boy you
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see in those days it was against the law
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to strike a son of Royal Blood even the
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king or caleff couldn't lay a hand on
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his own son so every prince had his own
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Whipping Boy and the arrangement was
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very simple anytime time the prince was
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mischievous or got out of line the calei
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or King just beat the brains out of the
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Poor Unfortunate Whipping
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[Music]
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Boy
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alas oh great and Noble
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mouy I am the ruler of all Baghdad but
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today my heart is heavy with the evil
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and the wicked Deeds of Abdul my Elder
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son eel is coming eel is coming see how
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he leads from balcony to
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balcony it is I call it prin ofel Co of
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[Music]
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are you popy old hound dog
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you what are you doing there Abdul one
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of these days
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zone right on the
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countenance I papy know you can't rip me
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I'm the Prince I have a special Whipping
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Boy for that you had a Whipping Boy but
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with all your Mischief yesterday we
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beted him this morning how about that
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fourth this week boy I'm really Lous
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ain't I pop I have prayed to the mty for
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a new Whipping Boy and when I find him
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you shall suffer more that's okay I dig
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suffering pop dig suffering what sort of
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jog on
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his oh great Prince we have caught a
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thief in the palace oh this is just a
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cat I've been looking for bring him in
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it bring in the Come N are you n oh
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you oh a plague on thee a plague on thee
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thou father of a nail
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file you fathers of space
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cadet be gone oh you Monsters of a
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seal I'm a dog why you ton Ron you w if
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I thought of kneel before the
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prince
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take oh father of a word oh sister of an
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ant
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oh oh sister of a bird oh spare me oh
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spare
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me lady stop me I was running
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out who are you Thief who am I I am the
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son of Tony
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Curtis oh yes oh Prince oh why you used
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to be the prince who was the gath but
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now how how would you like a
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job iire oh thank the oh bag that be
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thine oh be thine you like a job oh yes
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where oh where tell me won't you
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oce crazy
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man I would like a job oh my
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sire now this job this job here requires
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a strong man and you look oh you look
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bad to me well you see I've had
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virus but I can be strong oh yes S I can
433
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be strong listen to this you're the guy
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that gave it to my camel in the back all
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right well I must have the job tell me
436
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what I am to do oh please give me my job
437
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come on priny tell me what to do princy
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I'm going to tell you what to do I'm
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going to give you a chance you're going
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to be my own special Whipping Boy all
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right now wait a darn minute now just
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wait one darn
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minute don't talk to the prince like
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this oh sister of a steal father of a
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whale listen I'm going to tell you what
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to do see oh tell me what you do you
447
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know what a Whipping Boy does a Whipping
448
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Boy Yes I whip people I hit him and all
449
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that no not quite that you see now when
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I ring this gong like this you come and
451
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run
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see the next contestant from new Wick
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she doesn't tap
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now see that's what you do when you hear
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that you come running out yes I will oh
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I will oh thank you Father of a new nose
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Stinger
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ah he you threw me
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off oh it's will take more than a pack
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of wild horses Your Wagon yo pop look at
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me I'm sitting on the
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throne I am not yet ready to join my
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ancestors while there's still a breath
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of life in me nobody takes my place I
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just sitting up there for that listen to
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me it has come to my attention that you
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broke into the Herm again is this true
468
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it sure is and let me tell you you got a
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nice batch of chicks back
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there real crazy chick oh I wish we had
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a Whipping Boy but we have yes yes we
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have I got a special Whipping Boy where
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is he what be my guest watch this boy
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you come and run
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[Music]
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it anyone for
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whipping
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AB you have been Wicked and for that you
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must
480
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suffer did it Hur you ABD did it Hur you
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fine fine from now on I want you to be
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good good good good good good chicken
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strong pop it's a nice job I got
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huh now give me the key to the get him I
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said give me the
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key you
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kidding give me that key or I shall have
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to use no no no give him the key give it
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to I you I hate to do this my son you
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can't hurt me give me that key oh oh
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I'll give it to him Abby give it to
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man give me the key oh oh give the kid
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the
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key I think you made a very wise
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decision oh arm broken arm oh
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bleeding
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yeah now now my boy if I ever catch you
498
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breaking into my her him again it will
499
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go hard with you is it clear this clear
500
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is it clear yes yes yes sir isn't he
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overacting a little bit
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this huh I don't know from this job I
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don't understand this I know he don't
504
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like to hit you you know it HS him to
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hit you because you're his kid but it's
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killing
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me did you told me I was going to be a
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whipping boy you're a Whipping Boy this
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is a Whipping Boy you mean every time
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you do something good
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day we're going to have a lot of fun now
512
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yeah we're going to have a party oh
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goody goody gum drop boy what this all
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righty look at this
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a how dare dare
516
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you is this one have you ever had so
517
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many laughs this is terrific Yep this is
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great you thought that was great where
519
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,640
who wrote this sketch the Newberg
520
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jewelry oh here comes a player from
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uscc this is
522
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outrageous
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have you ever had so much fun in your
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life a whipper I'd like to invite some
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of my friends
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though but this is going to top
527
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everything what hold on hold on a
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00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:46,960
semester oh no oh no this is a truck
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driver take it easy oh no don't kiss her
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no she'll kill me don't kiss her look at
531
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her hold up but don't kiss her no don't
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K you'll kill me look at a corrector
533
00:28:54,760 --> 00:29:02,279
take it for a moled but Don
534
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stop all right I won't kiss her oh so
535
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I'm not good enough to be
536
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kissed
537
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:12,279
oh oh I know I didn't want to know from
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00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:14,399
this job I'm not interested in this kind
539
00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:19,240
of a job that's a good thing no it's not
540
00:29:14,399 --> 00:29:19,240
a good thing a good job that is
541
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:24,880
bad my favorite wife and this you would
542
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:27,799
do to
543
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:31,279
me I never expected that you would do
544
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:36,320
such a thing to me
545
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:36,320
you the boy who is my
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pride and
547
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[Music]
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joy come
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on what is it pardon the interruption
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00:29:56,799 --> 00:30:01,840
osire it's time for the ritual of mouy
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mouy we will now give our blessings to
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mouy
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[Music]
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00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:31,080
crazy how dare you before I give the
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blessing for that you shall have no
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supper you
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00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:38,399
hear you're right you're right Bo when
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00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,399
you're right pop you're
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right again no but you meant him that's
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right I'm sorry you meant me no suffer
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give me a
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00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:59,639
banana look e again e again my boy yes
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you have suffered long enough now you
564
00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:08,080
may eat something no please no uh please
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00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:12,240
eat something no for me for
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Dad all right it's too
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00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,279
late take my heart I
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love we will give our blessings to the
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harmonica
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[Music]
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got
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clo
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00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:06,039
what have I done oh Ella oh what have I
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00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:09,200
done I'll be killed aha a thought comes
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00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:10,750
to my mind they'll never know aha what
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happened to
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[Music]
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00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:25,519
the no whipper Oh Where Art Thou whipper
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AB my son give these rare Delicacies for
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00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:29,519
the mouet you are your mind I'm going to
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00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:33,080
eat them myself for
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00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:36,880
shame you saage eating what belongs to
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the mouy oh mouy forgive us mofy tell me
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00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:43,279
what shall I do with my wayward son
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00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:45,679
speak to me all right now first of all
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00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:48,600
forget about the royalty bit anytime he
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00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:50,840
gets mad Bel belt him smack him kill him
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00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,880
he don't desire hit him fight him it's
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all right with me is this clear the
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mouthy has spoken Blended
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by
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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a Ajax clean your kitchen sink up to
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00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:39,200
twice as easy twice as fast a theing
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00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:43,679
CER clean just like a
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00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:47,960
wh you stop paying the elbow tax when
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00:33:43,679 --> 00:33:49,600
you start cleaning with Ajax so use Ajax
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00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,960
the foaming
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00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:57,679
CER the
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00:33:52,960 --> 00:34:00,639
the a leav no gritty cleanser scar
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00:33:57,679 --> 00:34:00,639
in
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00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:13,480
ouring like a wh remember Colgate Ajax
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Foams as it cleans Ajax Cuts grease
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00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,919
faster than any other leading cleanser
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00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:24,040
Ajax polishes as it
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cleans M and it smells good too so use a
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[Music]
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00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:30,960
ja
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why not see for yourself how Ajax cleans
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00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,679
your kitchen sink up to twice as easy
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00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:39,200
and twice as fast as any other leading
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00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:44,199
cleanser get two cans for your kitchen
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00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:54,469
and bathroom Ajax the foaming action
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[Music]
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cleanser
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go ahead throw it don't be a scared
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00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,920
Splendid my luck charm I never go on a
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stage without it ladies and gentlemen
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very seriously I would like to say that
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we get so many wonderful letters from so
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many nice people that we thought we
627
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,640
would just take a spot in the show and
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answer them at one time many people
629
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would like to know when we'll be Turing
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the country well it's coming this summer
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00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,560
as of May the 14th de and I will open at
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the Fox Theater in Detroit for one week
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that's May the 14th so you very people
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00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,119
in Detroit we'd like for you to come in
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and those in hamic you can come too of
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course we would like to say seriously
637
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also that on May the 23rd Dean and I
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will be at the Chicago stadium in
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Chicago for the very important Italian
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welfare benefit we'd like you to buy
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00:35:40,079 --> 00:35:43,960
your tickets and do a very wonderful
642
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thing for the Italian children in Europe
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00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,119
then on May the 24th we play the PGA
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golf tournament for the cancer Fund in
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New York City call cancer in New York
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they will tell you how to get your
647
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:57,000
tickets oh we're going to be so busy
648
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,000
then on May the 31st we do our final fin
649
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TV show of the season from New York City
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with the lights and the buildings and
651
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:06,280
things and oh then after that we sail
652
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for Europe now this is the important
653
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thing if you want to get tickets for
654
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:13,560
these engagements listen carefully now
655
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we open at the Royal Theater in Glascow
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Scotland on the 15th of June and then
657
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the 22nd of June at the London Palladium
658
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in London listen to this carefully from
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there we go to the lowy Sweden for 4
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days now after the 4 days in Sweden at
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the low always we go to the RKO Vienna
662
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:36,480
that's for five days in Vienna and then
663
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on to Howard Johnson's in Constantinople
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week ladies and gentlemen now that
665
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that's taken care of I'm very thrilled
666
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and excited about something that was
667
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:46,040
shown to me today this is parents guide
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magazine this is a very very wonderful
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magazine written for children and
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parents and so on and we would like very
671
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,119
much to make mention the fact that
672
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they're going to give me something kind
673
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:58,560
of like and uh what are you looking at
674
00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:59,839
the magazines so long and uh I would
675
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like to kind introduce this gentleman
676
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who's the editor-in chief and the
677
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committee chairman of parents guide
678
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magazine Mr Frederick Tompson in our
679
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audience we'd like a nice hand for a
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very nice man Mr
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[Applause]
682
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Thompson we're very very happy to have
683
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you on our show Mr Thompson thank you
684
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,599
I'm a little
685
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,440
nervous well Jerry as you know parents
686
00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:26,079
guide magazine is a publication devoted
687
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to the interests of parents and children
688
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throughout the country country now we're
689
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not an awards committee as a matter of
690
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fact we've never given an award before
691
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but this time we felt we just had to do
692
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something so Jerry on behalf of parents
693
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guide representing 22 million parents
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and children I take great pride in
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making this
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presentation oh allow me to read the
697
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inscription if I
698
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may to Jerry Lewis in consideration of
699
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the vast influence he holds over the
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minds and mores of American children in
701
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,680
appreci iation of the superior comedic
702
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Talent with which he has brought joy to
703
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their hearts and in recognition of the
704
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example he set before them parents guide
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magazine is proud to Tender this
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[Applause]
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award well uh Mr Thompson first time in
708
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a long time I didn't know what to say
709
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,400
well uh all I can add Jerry is you
710
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,839
deserve this award thank you and I'm
711
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proud to have made it thank you very
712
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:31,920
much Mr Thompson I
713
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appreciate this is a great thrill
714
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,240
getting an award from parents and
715
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,560
children I suppose mainly because I do
716
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,920
an awful lot of things you know radio
717
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,839
television and pictures with the a of
718
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,000
Dean of course but more or less on my
719
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:49,760
side of the partnership I do some things
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like in one show a few months ago I hit
721
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,160
my mother on the head when I was playing
722
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,720
the part of a child with a lamp and some
723
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,520
kid in Newark who liked me hit his
724
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:59,040
mother on the head only he sent her to
725
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of the hospital for 5 days with
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00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,400
stitches so I'm very happy to get this
727
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award to see that the mothers and
728
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,119
children don't hold these things against
729
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:09,760
me it's very thrilling I would like very
730
00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:09,760
much to say
731
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,599
that I would like to say that
732
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,920
uh getting an award
733
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,440
is
734
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,000
uh I I I don't I don't
735
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,119
have
736
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:40,880
Thon there I'm
737
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:43,880
almost I want to Mr
738
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,880
Thompson
739
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[Applause]
740
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,440
THS
741
00:39:57,119 --> 00:40:01,720
well blue what do you say we just sing
742
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,560
about three or 4 thousand more songs and
743
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:06,319
then we'll go off with a night what what
744
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:08,160
is it I'm your partner I know this I
745
00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:10,160
know it and I like that song and
746
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:13,760
everything Dean and I thought that uh
747
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:16,240
you thought what well speak up speak up
748
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,599
I I'm ashamed don't be ashamed we out
749
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:20,119
here in front of 40 million people what
750
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:21,560
do you be ashamed of well well you see
751
00:40:20,119 --> 00:40:23,240
Dean I like that song you sang and
752
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,640
everything like that and uh every once
753
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:26,720
in a while you let me sing and you're
754
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:29,200
swell Ginger peachy and Sterling doing
755
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:31,839
so and uh I thought that you'd love to
756
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,599
be more or less Keen tonight uh if you
757
00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:36,400
would allow me to sing that song I like
758
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:37,359
that number if the red red robin Wheels
759
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,560
I
760
00:40:37,359 --> 00:40:42,920
wish if you want to sing it go ahead
761
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:45,040
sing it ask dick if you play dick yeah
762
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,800
but I got find dick could you play uh
763
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,560
the red red robin song that Dean T could
764
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,200
you play it my key for me well J I'll
765
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,960
tell you we have a funny I just let me
766
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,000
know I mean because Dean Dean let me do
767
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,119
iter was kind of funny no wait no wait
768
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,040
dick no listen you see Dean probably let
769
00:40:56,119 --> 00:41:02,040
me I've got to ask the boys no wait no
770
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,760
stop st and ask him if you wait no one
771
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:07,800
second no listen no no this is not this
772
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:11,400
is no this is not funny no there's no
773
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:15,480
listen no listen no wait no no no wait
774
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:17,920
no wait you wait no no wait listen now
775
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,880
we just could you play this song in my
776
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:24,599
key answer no wait no wait no no listen
777
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:26,920
no I just no listen no no no listen no
778
00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:29,359
no it's just
779
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,599
wait no listen No I want just tell me
780
00:41:29,359 --> 00:41:33,839
yes or no that's all I no listen I'm
781
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:37,000
trying to ask him I want him to answer
782
00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:38,880
listen wait no no that's all I'm just
783
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:42,000
one sec listen I'm going to find out
784
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,079
could you play this song in my key well
785
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,720
no
786
00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:48,400
yes that's no that's all I asked no
787
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:52,079
listen me now is it fair I'm only asking
788
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:53,319
see no I'm asking I want no is that hard
789
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:57,440
yes or
790
00:41:53,319 --> 00:41:58,240
no you understand why man
791
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:03,760
yes
792
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:03,760
or yes or no could you play this song
793
00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:10,599
[Music]
794
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:13,040
little Here We Go Again listen
795
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:15,200
dick would you play this going in mik
796
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:17,680
key I've got no
797
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:20,359
listen listen he's got to answer hold on
798
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,960
a second now the thing is all
799
00:42:20,359 --> 00:42:25,000
over can't play it for you because it's
800
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:28,000
not arranged in your key how do you like
801
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:30,480
those apples Shirley
802
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,880
well I I I was just wondering thanks a
803
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,880
lot for your
804
00:42:33,319 --> 00:42:38,240
time well let's do something sort of I'd
805
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,650
live now what do you think I've been
806
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,789
doing
807
00:42:38,650 --> 00:42:41,789
[Music]
808
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,319
before you want to just let's talk
809
00:42:45,359 --> 00:42:48,680
social can we see the card please what
810
00:42:47,319 --> 00:42:50,720
does it say just show us the card you
811
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,040
just showed us these people that's good
812
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:55,160
that's a nice can you people see what
813
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:58,839
this says one minute how can you fight
814
00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:02,040
this this is clear clean cut one you see
815
00:42:58,839 --> 00:43:04,319
this see this is deathly already we got
816
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:08,119
we have this now 30 which one do we have
817
00:43:04,319 --> 00:43:11,640
1 or 30 speak up 1 minute oh boy then we
818
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:13,559
don't need those 130 all right what do
819
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,160
you say we uh well let's do some kind of
820
00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:17,559
routine that we did when we were
821
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:20,280
starving in uh Stubenville remember that
822
00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:21,680
time the railroad station now I have
823
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something of the utmost importance to
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tell the people ladies and gentlemen we
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want you to know that coming up is
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Brotherhood
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week and all you
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Brothers All You brothers who have hoods
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for brothers we want
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[Music]
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you forget about that we just want to
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tell you about that that wasn't dir I
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know it wasn't dir he was afraid I was
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going to say a dirty word no we just
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want you people to know the
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next we just want you to know next week
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ladies and gentlemen our good and
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wonderful little friend Mr Edward caner
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Edward caner you knew like I
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know you never knew right hold on a
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second now you tell wonderful people
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about MDA next week go we'd like you to
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know that MDA ladies and gentlemen is
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the charity the dean and I try very hard
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to help as much as we possibly can if
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you can send your contributions to MDA
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New York 8 New York we would appreciate
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it very much we're off the air aren't we
849
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the camera's off and everything what
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happened to the lights oh there we are
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you try to get away but you can't until
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we see you on May 31st thank you good
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night and God bless you God bless you
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good
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[Applause]
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night the Colgate Comedy Hour has been
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presented by Halo
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[Applause]
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shampoo Ajax
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ler B the new wash day
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Suds and palm Olive lather shaving
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cream
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[Music]
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