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[Music]

The Colgate Comedy Hour

starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

with their special guest Rosemary

Clooney.

and Danny Arnold, Sarah Burner, and

Harvey Bird Box.

Presented by the Colgate Pommel Pete

Company, makers of Halo Shampoo,

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and Palm Olive Soap.

And now, the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

Show.

Um, gentlemen and fellow psychiatrists,

it is with a great deal of pleasure that

I welcome you to our latest annual

psychiatrist conference. This year,

we're doing things a little differently.

For the first time in our history, we

shall have some entertainment. I've

invited two of the nation's leading

personalities, and from what I hear,

they should be very interesting indeed.

And now, it gives me great pleasure to

present our guests, the show business

phenomenon of our time, Dean Martin and

Jerry Lewis.

[Applause]

[Music]

Is this nice? Is this nice? Well, here

we are ready to entertain you because

we're happy. What? Easy. Easy. Easy.

We're happy to be here, but it's a

We're happy to be here. And Z's going to

start the show by singing

to goodbye.

No, gentlemen. No, no, you forget where

you are. What's muggling, John Kared? I

don't know. That's no way to entertain

psychiatrist. That's the way we always

No, sir. You'll do much better with

this. What do you want me to work with?

You just lie right down. Hey,

you want You want We should entertain

like this. What are you doing? Do

anything you want to do. All right,

start. A tuk tuk. I can't sing laying

down here.

Tell a joke. Tell a joke. Yeah. Well,

the funny thing happened the other day.

Now I have a home for you. I don't like

this idea. I'll bet you right in the

head. We come here to stay night and do

our act. I don't have to do it if I

don't want to.

I don't want to lie down there.

My little friend. Now, now there young

man, nothing. He's not too well. Well,

yes. Nothing you say will upset us

because you see we are psychiatrists.

Men who are trained to handle every type

of personality. We are well adjusted. It

is impossible for you to upset us for

that very reason. Why? Well, we are well

adjusted. They are well adjusted.

They're well adjusted. We well adjusted.

We're well adjusted. And we're well

adjusted. They're well adjusted. And we

are well adjusted. Welledusted.

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again. You did it again. Every time we

go somewhere. Why do you have to act

like this, Jerry? I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do anything. Then neither one

of us is to blame.

Don't you realize what's happening? No.

We have a position with we must uphold.

Well, what do you mean we have a

position we must uphold? I was reading

in the paper the other day. Says Bing

Crosby, you and myself, you know, we pay

so much tax to the government. All the

money we pay, we pay enough to pay the

vice president, the president, and the

senate all their salaries. We pay all

those guys their salary, right? You

fellas in the Senate, be over the house

tomorrow and wash the car. All right.

Can you see 800 guys washing my little

car?

All right. I'll be all right. What

happened to the crowd?

Now, give me the introduction of my

song. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I ain't got no

introduction.

You have no introduction.

We have no introduction. They have no

introduction. Who the heck's got all the

introduction?

Just introduce my song. All right. Don't

yell. I'm sensitive and you should know

it after all these years. To yell, to

yell, the whole head squeezes.

All right, I'll introduce you. Uh, well,

here we are again.

Happy to come into your living rooms and

present another show.

I'd like to say, oh no, where's the

other one? Uh, before we start, I would

like to make mention of the fact

he holds up the cards with the boys. I

shouldn't forget.

That's diety. What you got on?

I would like to say that uh watching

right here, we might as well do do all

the plugs. Uh my father, Danny Lewis, is

currently at the Parammont Theater in

New York, and we'd like you to go see

him. He's on the show with Big Jim Mlan.

Dean's in mind, the latest picture. And

uh we want you to watch for dad's uh for

Dean's dad. He's opening in Italy at the

Lois Italy on Tuesday.

Oh, good heavens. I almost lost that

one, but I came right back punching,

didn't I?

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Ladies and gentlemen, many of our

viewers have been curious to know how

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis spent their

summer vacation. Well, the boys did many

things, but the most interesting thing

of all was their trip abroad. The

wonderful two weeks they spent in Italy.

This is a little farmhouse, the

ancestral home of Dean Martin, where he

took Jerry for their vacation in Italy.

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You like your visit so far? Oh,

everything is happy. Everything is

better. Wonderful. We're very glad you

went to come to visit us. But why you

bring that what you call that jerky

Louis? Huh? Oh, he's all right. He's

just trying to be one of the family. He

means well. That's so. Look, I've been

at Talia all of my life and I'm going

never see anybody act like that. Well,

he'll be okay. He'll be all right.

He's a nice father.

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Hey,ul.

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Hey,

what are you doing? Hey, what are you

doing? Hey, what? I don't know.

Come down. I I I was just acting like

like the rest of the family. That's all.

Like the rest of the family. My family's

getting a little They're wondering about

you. Why? I wasn't doing nothing wrong.

I like to be part of the family. Well,

look. No. To be part of this family, you

know, Italians, you got to know their

language, their ways. You got to know

their foods. Oh, I know all about that

food. I know that. When I was at your

house last time, didn't your mother

service that Auntie Pasti?

It's not a pasti. It's onto

a pasti. Oh, and

that's it. But twice we had antipastine.

Uh-huh. And then after that, didn't you

give us lasagners?

Lasagnar. Did you taste it? It was

lasagnar.

Then after that, the the main course was

Rivlly. Rivy. Rivy? That's a theater. No

wonder I couldn't digest it. What? With

the usher and the balcony and the

marquee was the toughest part of all.

That wasn't booked at all. I swallowed

all those things. Uh-huh. All right.

I'll be all right. Sure. I want to help

your family out. I want to show them

that I ain't joky like that other girl

said. Maybe I'll help them out. I'll

squeeze some of the grapes for them and

save them all their work. Hey, I don't

want to use stepping on my grapes.

That's my job pressing on the grapes. I

see your job of pressing on the grapes.

All right. Abd rolls fleas and lapels.

Watch the creeps in the pants. You keep

leaving those fits in the cups. I keep

telling her about it.

I bought some you know I don't

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my shoes. Hey, Mr. B. Benny. Benny.

Goodman. Goodman.

My shoes. My shoes. China. My shoes.

He said me. Crazy. What? Ah. Get out of

here. You're drunk. Anyhow,

what are you yelling at me for? I You

You shouldn't do a thing like Go on

apologize to him. I will not. I said

apologize. Put your shoes on and go

apologize. All right. But gee whiz. I

All right. Stop faking. No, I'm not

taking there's something in the shoe,

Dean. Take it out and let's go

apologize. There there's something Wait,

there there's something in the shoe. I

can't get it out. Wait, Dean. Oh, sure.

See? Oh, yeah. It's a little nail. You

can get toain from that.

Oh, no wonder. I knew I was

uncomfortable this morning. That is

awful. Yes, there are a couple. Look at

this. Now, under my heel that was

resting. That's a shame. That is awful.

Oh, for heaven's sakes. Would you

believe that? Never in a million. This

one will really knock you down. Look at

that.

Oh, that is Oh, look at that. Oh, no

wonder I had such trouble here. Lift it

under the shoe, buddy.

Oh, sure. This hurt more than any of

them. You should have said, you got any

more down there? Come on. He's got more.

Oh, this is painful. Right under the

heel. Yeah, there's no reason for this

one. Oh, this is ridiculous. I don't

even want to look at this one. These

riders are upset. See this? How could

this be in a shoe? Isn't that

ridiculous?

Oh, sure. Look at this.

I got such cuts in my foot from these

things and that shoe. I walked almost 15

seconds in this sketch with all this

stuff. Would you believe that? Oh,

Douglas Fairbanks is coming out.

Don't you feel silly? Ah,

what do you

Oh, it's a phone.

Yellow,

huh? Oh, sure. Jerry, it's your mother

from New Jersey. Newark. She heard me

all the way yelling. Oh, I'm so excited.

Uhhuh.

Hello, M. Are you? Hey, wait a minute.

Why are you in such a big hurry? Stop

you hammering. That's not my mother.

The operator. You got to talk real easy,

gently, nicely, softly. Use gestures.

Gestures takes the place of many words

in Italy. You fool.

I can object when I talk. Sure. Look,

Jack is easy. Easy. Hey, operator. I

want to talk to my mom. Mom. Hey. Why'd

you not say

a Let's

talk to my mother. She'll call you

later. She'll call you later. How about

having something to eat? Yes. I'm

hungry. I really am. Oh, I am so hungry.

I'm so glad you brought that up. I'm

hungry. How about a little pizza? No, I

want to eat something.

Well, I have one idea. Why don't I go

get that Italian sandwich I made?

There's terrific food in there. I'll go

get that. All right, I'll go. Oh, all

right. Go ahead. Go get that.

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Benny. Benny.

Uh, my friend Jerry and me, we're going

to eat something. You want to join us?

Eat something? Of course I want. Hey,

me. I got my sandwich. You want to eat

some? Well, we can't. We have two more

people here. I invited Uncle S. Oh,

well, we got enough for him.

All of Italy. Well, come on. Let's eat a

little bit. This is terrific. Oh, we got

peppers and we got pastrami. Oh,

terrific stuff in there. I I got

anchovies down here. You want to try

some of these peppers? Yeah. Oh, boy.

Let's try it out.

Well, that's real good. That's

delicious. I love all this food. I do,

too. Isn't he going to Hey, why don't

you join us? Well, shoot. Go ahead, S.

How is the Mr. Ball? That's pretty good.

The sport is down here.

Be my guest. Hey, by the way, I'm Mr.

Salvatore. He's a cousin. Ah, Bony.

Benny. Benny. Goodman. Goodman.

I'm I'm Dean. I'm his aunt. Nice to know

you, Charlie. Are you? I'm not in the

family at all. Oh, that's a terrific

boy. I love this this food. I found my

food. Boy, I hope nobody comes today.

What happened to your family?

Oh, there it is. Oh, boy.

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Boy, when you're hungry, you're hungry,

boy. That's what I always say.

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All

right. That didn't

Oh, boy. That is terrific. All right.

Look like a Hey, Salvador. How How about

a little bean? A little bean. Yeah.

Hey, let me have some of that, Dean.

Huh? Ah, you're too young to dance.

Give him a Vo. All right, you're on your

own. Thanks a lot, Dan.

Huh? Good.

Doesn't seem to bother you. That's

terrific, boy. Sure. That's a good boy.

[Music]

Just working up to it.

[Applause]

Terrific. Didn't bother you, huh?

You'll be all right. I'm all right, boy.

You got terrific families, Dean. Oh,

they're all around. What a wonderful

boy. I'm going to help them out. Yeah.

Terrific people.

Help them out. What are you going to do?

I'm going to press their prunes. Great.

They're great. I'm going to help them

out first. I'm going to help them out

there. I'll make a little wine for them.

is deliver.

[Applause]

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Shall I sit it down here, madam? Yes,

thank you. Leave. Henry, for heaven's

sake, why don't you stop pacing up and

down? After all, this is your wedding,

not your funeral. What's the difference?

Oh, stop that foolishness. Here, have a

cold drink. You I won't drink unless

it's lemonade. Oh, you'll feel better.

[Music]

Mother, now look, with all the guests

you have coming here, don't you think

that you should guard these valuable

things? Oh, don't you worry.

Mother has thought of everything. What

did you thought of? I thought a

detective agency and they're sending one

of their best men to cover the with

gifts. They are detective agent. Well,

won't you think that's sort of uh

insulting the guest? Why, don't be

silly. If nobody will ever know that

he's a detective, he'll just be another

guest. Absolutely inconspicuous. How

about that?

[Music]

[Applause]

Don't nobody move.

All right, slippery sat.

We got you now. You better talk and talk

quick. Uhhuh. Just as I suspected. The

Hope Diamond.

Where'd you get the ice, baby? Talk

quick or we're going to take you in. All

right, buddy. In 1 hour, this is going

to be my mother-in-law. In two hours,

you'll be sorry I didn't take her in.

Get the number of that truck. See?

Right then. Look. Come here.

You a detective? Yes, I am, sir. Yes, I

was sent here, sir. What's your name?

Sherlock.

Sherlock Holmes. No. Sherlock think.

Listen. Think. Who's he calling a thing?

Look. Now, we don't want the guests to

know that you're a detective. See? Yes,

sir. I understand. And we want you to be

inconspicuous. We want you to be Let me

rest a while.

Inconspicuous. So you take off that coat

and take off the take off that coat. I

only just met you, sir. Come on now.

Take off so people won't know you're a

detective. All right, sir. They They

will never know, sir. They'll never know

I'm a detective.

Now look, now no one will be the wiser.

Yeah. Isn't that funny? Is that spelled

correctly? Please athletically. Yeah,

that would be the joke. All right, look.

You put that. What are you happy because

the joke wasn't funny?

What do you think? We got to come up

with him all the time. Ain't we entitled

a lous one up here and there? Smack them

all in a m.

Okay. Now look,

they got him for nothing.

Look, put that coat back on. That's on.

All right. Well, that was

[Applause]

Come with me.

Who's he calling a thing?

Now look, here's what I want. Here's a

Here's what I want you to do. You got to

guard these with your life, Dopey. If

you ever guarded anything, guard him

right now. Oh, yes, I will, sir. I

promise. On behalf of the Beaver Patrol

303, Newark, New Jersey. Oh, Beaver

Patrol Subm Ohio 706. Witch Pit we

Excuse me, dear. Is she with us?

She's going to be my mother-in-law in

one hour. Oh, gee.

What is it, mother? Well, it's awfully

warm in the house. Can something be done

about it before the guests arrive? Well,

I don't know. How about you think we

should call this thing?

You know, if one of the uh people that

gave us a fan, we could Oh, I have a

splendid idea, sir. You do? I have a

fan. I carry it with me all the time.

Well, let's have it. No, it's in my

coat, sir. Every time I work in a place,

that's stuff me. You know, I always

carry a fan. Isn't that convenient?

Those riders really put it in place,

huh?

I'll go get the fan. Meanwhile, watch

the store. All right.

I'll get that fan. Yes, sir. What is

this? A puzzle?

Ah, yes. There it is. It's coming out

now. Right away. Yeah. Is the camera on

it? Yeah. All right. Whoa.

Isn't that a stunning model?

Here's my fan, sir. And when I plug that

fan in, it will make everything real

cool. Oh, crazy. Daddy,

I'll plug it in and you'll see. Oh, this

thing couldn't Well, a cup of coffee

couldn't be refreshed by this. There's a

switch. Okay,

you watch this, sir. I'll plug it in and

I'll face it towards you. It's really

terrific.

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[Applause]

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Oh, I'm sorry about this, sir. Please

forgive me, sir. That is a terrible,

terrible incident, sir. You don't want

to help me.

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My breath. I'm hoping.

All I want I'm All I want you to do is

watch my golf hand. All I want you to do

is take care. It's too late to get

another burger. Another uh

bear. So, you watch this and boy, I'll

be back.

I deserve being reprimanded

for what I did. Oh, Sherlock think.

Shame on you. 30 lashes.

Smack the head. Bend the ears. Break the

chest. Turn the arm. Twist it to teach a

All right. With the arm. All right.

Okay. Not in front of the camera. Here.

Turn.

I'll guard everything.

A knock at the door. Who could that be?

Rocky and his mom.

Come in. Aha. Just as I thought. Rocky.

Angie. Eh.

Oh boy.

Trick or treat.

Anybody around? Not a soul. Just me,

sir. Not a soul. Are you one of the

relatives friends? The bride of the

grave? I'm I'm I'm a friend of the

bride. You're a friend of the bride?

Yeah. And Elsie's boy. Aren't you a

little early? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wanted

to surprise him. They think I'm away at

boarding school. How do you like that

sort of way of thinking? That's

terrific. What are you doing, sir? What

are you doing? Oh, uh, these are the

these are the presents that I sent. I

got to take them back. I got the wrong

size. Oh, that is a shame. Oh, heavens

to Betsy. Well, what do you say I help

you out, sir? Oh, all right. But but

don't break him. No, I won't. I I'll

help you out and you can get all this

stuff uh and return it. Hey, B. Who's he

calling him? F. Who was that? Oh, that's

the bride grain. Uh the grown groom. The

bridegroom. How do you know he ain't a

burglar? Well, he

thought you were a burglar. How about

that? How do you like those apples? Me a

burglar? Yeah. How could I possibly be a

burglar?

Me a burglar? I thought you were a

fighter. Yeah, I bought the gun.

[Laughter]

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All regardless wear caps and you ain't

got a cap. I'm not crowding you guys, am

I? All

and spiked sweaters and they carry guns.

I'm done. I'm the bride. I'm a lot of

burglar.

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All right, up you go. You should have

seen them. They were 8 ft four. They had

fangs and they were blowing at my body,

tearing the skin off bone by bone,

crushing them. How many? There was about

33 exactly. They were breaking the bones

and the back of the head has a hole

about this big. I can feel the breeze.

Uh, I'm all right.

Look, it's too late. Excuse me, sir, but

the wedding is about to commence. I

think John, that's down on your line.

Say it again. I said, "Excuse me, sir,

but the wedding is about to commence,

and I think they'll be needing you now."

Yes, sir. How about that?

All right, then. Well, listen. I got to

go to the wedding. Oh, I only knew the

line. What is this? Clear up.

Oh, yeah. That's right. You clean up

here.

Where is the line?

After the burglar, Dream.

Oh, I will, sir. I'll clean up

everything. And after you're through,

you go. He's overacting again. All

right. I'll go as soon as I clean up. I

certainly deserve that. Shame on you.

Did I do that, Dick? All righty.

I'll clean up everything. I told him we

shouldn't open the season. All right,

I'll get

I'll get everything cleaned up and not

only will I clean up in here, but I'll

clean up in there. Now, I wonder where I

could find a vacuum cleaner.

Well, for goodness sake, if this vacuum

cleaner isn't made by the same company

that made my little fan,

I now pronounce you man and wife.

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I know you're going to have

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Thank you.

Thank you very much, ladies and

gentlemen. We would like uh well, Dean

and I have more or less a problem. Well,

it's not really a problem, you see, but

we watch everybody on television and and

uh well, all the people that have shows,

they always bring their kids on the

show, you know, and the little kid, the

the daughter, the son. But being and I,

we got kids home. They belong home. You

leave the children, right? A nephew. I

got those.

And he's he's very funny and he see a

wonderful talented kid. And I promised I

would put him on the show. And I asked

Dean and he said, "Uh, so

I would like you to bring him out, make

him feel at home cuz he's a he's a

really a tremendous talent." Little

Arnold Rowy sitting your bow.

Well, you didn't believe me, Arnold.

Huh? Here we look. We're on television

now. Say hello to everyone. Arnold,

say hello to everyone. Donald. Hello.

Two syllables. Hello.

Oh, hello.

Hello.

Good. That was splendid. That was fine.

Arnold. Arnold. What would you like to

do first? Arnold,

sing the number. Splendid. Splendid.

Arnold.

Oh, what a kid. You want to say, what

number would you like to do? It's a

strange tune for a child to want to

sing. What key do you do it in Arno?

It's pretty high, isn't it? Well, let's

try it. All right. Begin the beginning.

Ready?

[Music]

to stay away from

away from my heart.

Let them begin.

Wonderful. Wonderful. Arnold, what? No.

No. Let him get through with everything.

Wonderful. What do you want to do? He's

going to be another Bobby Breen. Did you

hear that voice? What do you want to do

now, Arnold? Dance. Blended. Blended.

Arnold.

He's going to dance. You should see him

at home on the on the rug in his bare

feet. You should hear the taps.

All right, here we go.

[Music]

Doo doo doo doo doo doo. vote

and no one else. I want but no one else

will ever

know. Arnold, what happened to the kid?

Arnold Arnold, where's the Arnold?

right now. I uh I like do little number

that I had the good fortune doing while

Crazy

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Jack.

My name's not Jack. I'm Dean.

I'm Dean.

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No. What I mean to say, daddy o pops,

you got to get with daddy. I'm not your

father. What do you mean, daddy? Oo

pops. I'm Dean.

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What I'm trying to tell you, Daddy, is

that you got to get on it. See, that's

important. Get on it. Get on it. Get on

it. Bring it out here, man. I'll get on

it.

Hear the beat. Hear the beat.

No, that's the Plymouth rock beat right

here. There we go. Now you got it. Now

dig what I'm doing, Jack.

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Go, man. No. No.

Yeah. Oh,

skinny wy weedy. Scooty wy

broody. A looky booty. Scatter a whacky

aookie tukie.

Hold it up, cat. Hold it up. What I mean

to say, man, is you got to have a beat.

Little rhythm. Do you play a horn, man?

Sure, I play a horn. Crazy. Get your

horn and let's see you blow a little

man. Go. Go all the way, Jack. That's

the way. We got to get right in there,

daddy.

Okay, play it to him, man. Let's see

what you lay down there. All right. How

about Tippy Tippy Tip? You know, doing

the raccoon.

No, I I could do uh How deep is the

ocean? Splendid. Splendid. Oh, great

white father.

All right, go ahead. No, I couldn't

possibly do it. I must have a

background, an introduction, if you

don't mind. Lend it. Oh, please forgive

me. Oh, here we go. You'll have to get

out. Head out. Hurry. Oh, pick up the

pieces and come back. Watch me at all

times.

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Heat. Heat.

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I forgot what I was going to play.

Oh.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

Thank you very much. Thank you. I'll

play my song. Yeah, you play your solo.

I'm You play your trumpet solo. I'm

going to play my solo. All right. Why

you work so hard? We got a few more

shows to do.

I I'll give you an introduction like

you've never seen the likes of you old

hound doggy.

Ready? Yes. All right, boys. Enter.

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Why so loud?

All right, you play. Go ahead.

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I'm all right. I'm all right. Come on.

What's more? I got carried away. Yeah,

they were playing our tunes.

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Together

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we can play.

Oh,

I think we're running into Jimmy Durant.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

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