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[Music]
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the Colgate Comedy
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Hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry
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Lewis with their special guest Danny
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Lewis
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and Tommy wonder and Margaret Banks
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Danny Arnold and Elizabeth
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root presented by the CATE palom Olive
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Pete company makers of Halo
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shampoo P Olive lather shaving
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cream Ajax
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cleanser and the new wash day
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sun and now the Dean Martin and Jerry
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Lewis
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show parents and teachers parents and
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teachers the meeting will now begin as
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your chairman it gives me great pleasure
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to welcome you to this most auspicious
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meeting of the bird wheel parent
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Teachers
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Association as parents and teachers I
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think you should meet the two young men
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who have captured the hearts of our
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children and so without further Ado here
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are those fabulous young men those great
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stars of stage screen radio and
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television Dean Martin and Jer Lewis
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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hello everyone hello
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hello hello
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hello
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hello
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[Applause]
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hello here we are all right speak up
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you've been
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drinking H H you are here tonight
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because we are here tonight because of
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what you wanted to work now say your
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line the who the teachers love us yes
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the teachers love and who else and the
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children most the children love us we
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didn't know the children like us like
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that are you
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kidding when my child runs around all
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day imitating you in the night get out
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of
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here yeah my boy has a hair just like
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you my kth can taste like that too but
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she's a girl she's a girl like I've got
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two kids you have two kids yeah they run
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around the house all day long breaking
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Furniture spilling water and putting ice
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cream in my
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hair this is cute that's I I think
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that's real C well how would you like to
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have a kid run around all day with I
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like it I like it get out that's nothing
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take a look at what they did to my kid
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go ahead don't flying
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don't like
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it no don't shake me you can hug me and
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squeeze me but don't shake me please
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don't I like it I like it oh don't take
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it don't take it oh I'm going crazy I
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actually I'm going crazy well what I
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want to know is what are we going to do
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[Music]
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about I mean you see what you just did I
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didn't do nothing shut up I'll give you
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a squint look listen to me I just stood
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there I didn't stay away it's all on a I
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like it I like it they don't squeeze it
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don't push it what do you talk what it's
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all you they didn't do anything about me
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oh in otherwise that everything they
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said with me don't shake it I like it oh
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it's on me all right I don't want to be
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in trouble with you then I'll start
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singing no I like it I like it that way
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I like it don't sing it don't
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sing all right I'll introduce your song
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uh ladies and gentlemen ladies and
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gentlemen I would like to take this
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opportunity introducing my partner uh
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needless to say that every show that
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comes out what is it what where did
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Harry lorder come from what is
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it what is it what are you pulling me
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over here I don't know where to walk now
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I tell you what you do open wide you
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have a very bad very bad cavity you see
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me at 2:30
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[Applause]
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tomorrow a Jax clean your kitchen sink
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up to twice as easy twice as fast a the
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foaming
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cleer cleans your sink just like a
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whis you stop paying the elbow tax when
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you start cleaning with Ajax Ajax the
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new scaring cleanser Foams as it cleans
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polishes
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too boom and leaves no gritty cleanser
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scum so you say
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[Music]
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Ajax remember col Gates Ajax forms as it
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cleans Ajax Cuts grease faster than any
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other leading cleanser Ajax polishes as
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it
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cleans M and it smells good too so use
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a my favorite a ax see why don't you
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switch to Ajax and see for yourself how
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Ajax cleans your kitchen sink up to
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twice as easy and twice as fast as any
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other leading cleansing Ajax Cuts grease
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like that it is kind to your hands too
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get two cans one for the kitchen one for
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the bathroom Ajax the foaming action
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cleansing
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[Music]
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hello Mr Martin studio just a moment sir
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I'll connect you with our dark room oh
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hello girls Mr Martin's been waiting for
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you go right in thank
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you oh hello Mr Martin you hope you're
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not late no you're not late we're just a
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little behind schedule that's all not
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late at all here I'll uh I'll give you
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your your little uniforms you go ahead
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and put these on you on uh well we don't
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mean to be so modest Mr Martin would you
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please leave the room while we change me
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leave the are you kidding I no go behind
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the screen here oh right behind the
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screen that's go ahead be my gu behind
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the speed oh Mr Martin would you mind to
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lower the shade please would I mind to
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lower the stage one the shade the shade
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yes now this little ridiculous we're 63
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floors up high why should I lower the
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shade nobody can see us except the sky
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oh all right all right
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[Applause]
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[Laughter]
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uh girls easy girls take it we have a
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Peeping Tom watch
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your oh take it easy you're not even
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undressed what's wrong with you you
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crazy
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cat now you come in here come in here
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come in here I want to talk to you I'll
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open the window you I holdo there's no
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glass what are
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you stand right here it's only 2 ft what
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are you caring on it ain't real look
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I'll hit the
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building a big
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deal hello hello Mr M oh oh a
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photography
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studio I love watch get off The Wire
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Watch the watch
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yourself equipment well no I just like
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I'm sorry I'm not looking
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around I love photography come here just
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a second now you apologize for what you
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did to those girls I did nothing wrong
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sir oh you were peeping
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Tom oh no I beg to differ with you sir
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because I belong to the wind washer
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Union and we have a perfect right take a
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look every once in a
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[Laughter]
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while we pass the window something's
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going on we take a look I want to see
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myself get out of this one Bo but anyhow
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I say that oh hold
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it blend it 28 by1 to5 by7 no come here
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I I don't think this is a nice thing I
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mean well I'm an honorable man and I to
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an honorable Union sir well why did you
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peep you're not honorable if you do a
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thing like this
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Jezebel well I I wasn't keeping sir but
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I think it is wrong and I should be
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punished I am sorry yes you must punish
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yourself Sylvester I certainly will sir
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how'd you know my name I just lucky I
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guess from the rehearsal he know my
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name yes sir you're fresh Sylvester and
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you shouldn't have
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peep that's did you get and some of that
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and flap your hand soap on your tongue
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and give you a good spanking here twist
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your arm not so hard easy all right all
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right all right let not overdo it I
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punish I punish myself good boy those
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riters have got a go
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yes now now what is it well well sir I I
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just want to tell you that that
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photography is my hobby sir no you're
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supposed to pick up your bucket and get
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out of here yeah I by the way I'm
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leaving oh no
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oh yes well photography is my hobby and
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I just thought I'd stop in rever cameras
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are swell I like rever myself yeah re Mo
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picture cameras they're terrific R
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cameras when are you going to send them
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like all
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right I'm I'm I'm going sir I'm sorry
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that I caused you trouble good day no oh
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no what am I going to do for a model you
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chase my two beautiful beautiful girls
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out like that to me well I tell you what
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what sir what what sir well I I know of
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a model for you sir whom whom me me yes
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watch this
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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sir I'll be out of here in 10 minutes my
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hair is almost done Harriet what did you
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do with my nails Harriet bring the nails
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back with the cuticles Harriet you SE
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Sylvester oh they are what are you doing
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here you're supposed to be working oh
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well you see I saw Mr Martin's Photoshop
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and I thought I would stop in sir stop
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in you peeped in oh no I didn't it was
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only like a gag sir but but don't be
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angry will you you like photography H oh
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yes these are these are my hobbies we
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did the rever thing yeah we did that
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already I've been superintendent I've
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been superintendent this building for 14
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years and I never saw anybody so lazy
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I'm lazy so lazy ho ho and Boulder dad
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oh don't go stering me
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buddy I don't know either I heard my
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grandfather say it once don't go telling
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me cuz I don't need you right with smart
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I did nothing wrong I'm not with you I'm
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with him you're fired what you heard me
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you're through you are fired f i r e g
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HT fired you're through now turn in your
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equipment you're
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squeegee my squee
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yeah give it to him just one more before
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I hand
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in you're spitzing yeah who said that
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your
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grandmother you're sponge my what your
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sponge a not my Spong sponge give the
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sponge take back
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this want the regular routine fail your
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damp cloth I'm not my damn cloth
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buddy let's go easy have a h not the
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damn cloth buddy give him your D cloth I
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was going to give it to him just now D
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cloth you're dry cloth a come on buddy
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come down
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Jack give him your
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drug we're having loads of fun won't you
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join
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us I'm not my bucket to SP with me thick
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and thin
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thick give me your
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bucket let me have a bucket if I ever
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heard of Q This is it let him have it
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he's going to have you want it huh let
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me have it let him have
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[Music]
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it no water what happened there was no
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water in how bought that it's empty yeah
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on every show I got it with
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something get n in this side you guys
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I swear I expected something to happen
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and nothing
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happen you sure fooled me this
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time nothing happened we fooled
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him wow I don't know what to say how
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about swimming a
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little no I'm hopefully sorry I caus you
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so much trouble Mr Martin I shall go on
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my way I have no job but I'm sorry that
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I inconvenienced you how would you like
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to work for me
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oh I would like that a lot sir may I
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with your very kind permission I would
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like to sir yes may I work for you sir
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all right all right let's go over here
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to the C all righty I would love to work
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for you sir that's ofly kind of you sir
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that's all right all righty what do we
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do first well I'm going to move the
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camera all right you move the camera oh
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I'm
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so help me help me move the camera all
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righty
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thank
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you
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now here I am how about now you go
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behind the screen and put on that little
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costume the costume back there we're
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going to take pictures of it all righty
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excuse me bye
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bye you you put that on and everything
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will be all right when you're all
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through hey your brother's in there
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wait and take your time when you're
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dressed you know what I mean your two
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cousins are waiting for you
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well how do I look that's fine are you
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sit
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down I'll Focus the camera correctly so
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we'll take a beautiful picture here we
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are I'll see if it's all right hey I
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know her all right we put and we're
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going to focus it right on the chair are
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you almost ready
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Sylvester now you come over here now now
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what must do Mr Martin sit right here
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that's it oh it's it's pretty damp this
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year yeah shouldn't have been there now
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look we're going to have a take a that a
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picture for oval tone this makes you
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sleep see oval tone the oval tone when
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you drink this you sleep see oh the
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Sleep drink now after you drink it I
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want to see a satisfied look on your
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face and then I'll snap it oh all righty
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well you you give me someone that oval
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on oh this sounds exciting doesn't it
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oh boy looks like G
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green I take it and then a satisfied
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satisfied look all
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righty think I'm kidding you're crazy
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crazy and hi bit they
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doing it up bring it up
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show me won't you this I want to see you
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supposed to take it and you smile after
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you take
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the that's not the smile see you I'm not
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drinking
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this who's the Bratman a broken chemist
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now this makes you sleep you
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know now you got the right foot that's
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get the nice satisfy look and I I'll go
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[Music]
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over now hold
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it
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that's that doesn't look right at all no
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here are you you say take another drink
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give me more with
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it I ain't finished the first batch
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yet
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[Music]
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yeah
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drink drink it and smile yeah smile they
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spent 300,000 for a program and they
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couldn't put Coke in here
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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going make you
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tired you get camon I'll have another
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drink all right boy this is terrific
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stuff yes
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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all right just pull them up what wait
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no here get over here on the chair and I
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Stanley here over here over here now I'm
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going to prop you up beautifully right
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there now hold
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the
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hold easy now that I'm going
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to I think we got it
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now so how's the family
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all I got it now just hold hold a pose
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just hold her
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B hold on
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M yeah
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Halo everybody Halo Halo shampoo
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presents the true story of the Sleeping
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[Music]
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Beauty Ed what a doll Ed what a mess
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what did you do with your hair washed it
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washed it with what with this stuff that
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brother don't you know soaping dull's
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hair Halo glorifies it let me
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demonstrate Halo is not a soap or oily
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cream made with a special patented
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ingredient Halo can't leave dulling soap
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film Halo needs no special rinse leaves
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hair fragrant soft and Shining o and
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Halo leaves my hair so easy to manage so
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don't you be a Sleeping Beauty use Halo
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shampoo and find your friending Charming
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so Hal
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everybody shooo
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hi this is Margaret Lindsay why don't
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you follow Sleeping Beauty's advice and
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find a prince of your own you see Halo
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shampoo glorifies your hair leaves it
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soft naturally shining and so
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wonderfully easy to manage next time you
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buy a shampoo
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remember soaping dull's hair Halo
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glorified
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[Music]
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thank you you're very kind ladies and
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gentlemen uh I would like to make a
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quick mention if I may about a very very
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wonderful magazine look magazine if you
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can notice if you look carefully you'll
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see look magazine on the April 8th issue
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which comes out April the 8th Dean and
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myself what is such a tremendous CL
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April the 8th it comes out but it's
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actually the April 22nd issue see I had
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you all full my te and I are on the
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cover and there's a very wonderful story
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written by Leo Roston a great writer and
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we thank Leo for a very beautiful story
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on april8 by look magazine it would be
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SP of you now we would like to make a
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public thank you to stent's Restaurant
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in Boston for helping Dean and I live
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healthily while I uh we had our theater
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tour in Boston and uh freda's restaurant
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they fed Dean and I and we're very
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grateful to these nice people for
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treating us so beautifully while in
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Boston we'd like also to make mention
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the fact that there's a terrible tornado
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down south the Red Cross has asked us to
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please pass on to you how very very
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urgent it is for you to help them they
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need money they need funds in six
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southern states there is a
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definite give me the word quick give me
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a word hurry give me a word no need is
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not the word the word is catastrophe
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there it is but seriously we would like
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you to please help the Red Cross send
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your contributions if you will they need
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all the money they can possibly get cuz
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it's an awful terrible thing that's
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happened they are asking everyone in
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television to make this announcement and
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we would like for you to
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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help fa F wash is Wier without a bleach
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than any other product with a bleach B
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wash iser gets your col brigh get a
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clean those happy girls have solved
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their wash day problems how about you
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I'm really interested because solving
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washing problems is my job so I can help
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you get the whiter cleaner sweeter
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smelling wash you want in fact you can
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get your wash really clean and white
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without bleaching sounding difficult not
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with colgate's new Fab because Fab
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washes whiter without bleaching whiter
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than any other washing product known
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with bleach in the wash water what's
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more Fab washes clothes cleaner than any
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soap gets out dirt leaves no soap scum
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in the hardest water and that keeps your
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pretty washable colors brighter wash
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after wash but don't just take my word
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for it listen to the women who are using
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fat Mrs Stanley Hansen Kansas City
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Missouri tried Fab here's what she says
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oh what a difference on wash days when
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you use Fab my little girl's play
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clothes get so dirty and I always have
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the biggest wash but even the grimiest
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towels come whiter with Fab without
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bleaching than any other studs I've ever
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used with bleach added it's Fab for me
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from now on believe you me next wash day
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try colgate's new fast
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[Music]
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ladies and gentlemen with the coming of
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spring the nation's thoughts turn to our
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great national sport so let us take you
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to Sweetwater Florida where we find the
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pen and winning New York bruisers about
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to start their spring training let's say
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hello to the bruisers coach and see what
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he thinks about their chances this year
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well he doesn't seem to be around so
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let's check the
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hotel like all coaches he's constantly
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on the lookout for new talent in fact
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right at this moment he's expecting a
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visit from the Rookie of the Year so
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let's look in on Leo roacher coach of
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the New York
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bruisers you better hurry Leo that
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rookie of the year will be here any
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minute now I can't find my glasses baby
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oh they're right in front of you on the
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bureau oh
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oh hey there thank D Leo roacher how can
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you impress this rookie and make him
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sign a contract if he sees you in those
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thck glasses now take them off
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immediately well I can't see I got the
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umpire's disease I can't see well that's
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the point huh no new player is going to
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sign with a coach who has eyes like an
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Umpire now look I can't see I'll stay
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right with you he'll never find out now
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come on give me the
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glasses where'd everybody
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go honey uh uh honey where are you yes
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you're here you deserve a big kiss after
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that that's very that oh you should have
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shaved honey I
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me got some guests coming I wonder
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what's keeping him yeah all right let's
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sit on the sofa here
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darling Oh go you keep moving the
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furniture I don't know where I am
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[Laughter]
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[Applause]
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I don't want him to know that I've got
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triple
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[Laughter]
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Vision phone you better answer this
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door there he is now darling answer the
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door oh all right I will where's the
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door where's the door right this way
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where is it right here de oh
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[Applause]
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sure ain't nobody here honey of course
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there is hello did you wish see Mr
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roacher oh hello are you
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he I'm Mrs roacher oh hello well I'm uh
552
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I'm uh the Rookie of the Year Willie
553
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,480
lman Willie lman don't ask me what
554
00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:48,159
happened in Boston
555
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:50,600
Lady this is my husband Mr roacher oh
556
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:52,880
how are you Mr roacher I'm fine how are
557
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,840
you oh fine nice to see you sir you have
558
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,720
a very very Charming wife he you you're
559
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:59,600
awful skinny to be a ball player you're
560
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:02,880
nothing but Skin and Bones yourself
561
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:06,960
buddy matter fact you have a very small
562
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:10,159
head hey you're bold
563
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:13,279
too telling to sit right here and be
564
00:30:10,159 --> 00:30:15,840
comfortable all right and here Mr lman
565
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:18,640
you sit right here oh all right thank
566
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:20,760
you very much let always get acquainted
567
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,960
while I make some coffee you to make you
568
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:26,120
going to make coffee honey yes we make
569
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:28,720
it nice and hot thank you very much Mrs
570
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:31,159
roer listen you're all right here why
571
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:34,120
don't you sit down oh I thank you very
572
00:30:31,159 --> 00:30:37,080
much you want me to be closer Mr ro oh I
573
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,080
got to water this in the
574
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:43,440
morning hey why don't you sit over
575
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:46,519
here what are you a wise guy something
576
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,720
me you sit you all right now yeah I'm
577
00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:50,399
fine Mr roer thank you good I'll sit
578
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,919
right next to you now yeah you're
579
00:30:50,399 --> 00:30:55,320
getting a little familiar
580
00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:58,000
buddy look honey when you through when
581
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:00,200
you thre it the when did you start
582
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,399
smoking sweetheart oh no no I'm I'm
583
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:05,679
Willie lman Rookie of the Year oh don't
584
00:31:03,399 --> 00:31:07,360
ask me about Boston buddy no I won't ask
585
00:31:05,679 --> 00:31:09,120
you about Boston yeah you got a light
586
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,600
please if you don't mind a light sure
587
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:15,080
right here on the
588
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,080
table Yeah here it
589
00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:25,600
is that light yeah good why I like these
590
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,600
things mildest things I ever
591
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:33,480
smok I shouldn't be smoking all right am
592
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:35,799
Mr Roi I shouldn't be smoking Roi Ro
593
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,120
yeah I shouldn't be smoking all because
594
00:31:35,799 --> 00:31:41,159
I'm in training you have an aay that's
595
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:43,039
around around there uh-huh I thought it
596
00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:45,960
was a coupling for a
597
00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:50,559
minute yeah I shouldn't be
598
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:52,320
smoking well uh here I am Mr roer and
599
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:54,440
I'm ready to get right to work and play
600
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:58,000
well for your Club buddy oh well let's
601
00:31:54,440 --> 00:32:00,679
see uh uh how about that what
602
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:03,159
oh yeah fast uh listen how about the how
603
00:32:00,679 --> 00:32:04,919
about how's your batting you oh my
604
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:07,519
batting's real good I I just wish I
605
00:32:04,919 --> 00:32:10,320
could show you my eye is pretty good
606
00:32:07,519 --> 00:32:12,360
that's a silly question how's my batting
607
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,679
that's how how's your batting eye that's
608
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:19,399
like asking you how your eye is a coach
609
00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:19,399
of a great team High batting eyes is
610
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:24,720
good I'll get I'll get you a bat all
611
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,279
righty my wife keeps moving the
612
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,559
furniture I don't know where I am some
613
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:30,960
of the time huh all the time it's over
614
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:35,919
here I'll get you a
615
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:37,679
bat oh boy oh here we are hey there
616
00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:42,039
somebody else in the room
617
00:32:37,679 --> 00:32:42,039
here here I'll I'll set it right down
618
00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:49,919
here one of these are the BS in here
619
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:52,600
somewhere ah here it is uh Mr Roger no
620
00:32:49,919 --> 00:32:56,399
that's a glove put that
621
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:58,840
down oh here we are yes sir boy good old
622
00:32:56,399 --> 00:33:01,039
bat about me I better put this away
623
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,880
first so we don't get in our way I hope
624
00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:05,799
you don't mind sir don't mind at all
625
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:09,159
I'll just put this away yes sir you WIP
626
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:09,159
keep moving the furniture
627
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:21,480
yeah that's a big shiper rob you got
628
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,480
there's lots of people and cabs in
629
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:27,919
it well uh let's get set for Let's Get
630
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,799
Set for batting practice Mr roer all
631
00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:33,039
right look I'll pitch a couple balls
632
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:34,840
I'll pitch a couple balls uh okay here
633
00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:37,120
now you come on all I'll pitch a few
634
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,639
balls to you all righty okay now you
635
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:42,799
stand over there all right I'm fine now
636
00:33:39,639 --> 00:33:47,279
you okay yeah all right here we go Okie
637
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:47,279
do all here here comes the fast one
638
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:55,679
now
639
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:59,919
baby right up there
640
00:33:55,679 --> 00:34:03,639
boy away oh you got a wonderful swing
641
00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:07,040
yes sir so have I all right now watch
642
00:34:03,639 --> 00:34:08,800
this one this is coming a
643
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,000
b it
644
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,720
[Music]
645
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,520
baby away
646
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:18,639
baby
647
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,639
why why you overa him just a
648
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,800
little little
649
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:29,720
bit this this will kill you now this is
650
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,720
a slow ball I'm ready for it
651
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:42,240
f are so far away you seem so close
652
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,240
yeah there goes the slow
653
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:49,079
ball Bo you didn't even see
654
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:59,760
that go get it baby go get
655
00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:02,320
the boys M here you are I thought you
656
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,359
might like a little snack with your over
657
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,119
here watch yourself we'll get we'll have
658
00:35:04,359 --> 00:35:07,940
something to eat here something
659
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:10,680
eat oh thank
660
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:13,480
[Music]
661
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:15,160
you darling you it right there all right
662
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,480
baby I'm with
663
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,520
you this very nice if your wife to
664
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:23,599
prepare all this sir well she's a good
665
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:26,359
cook yeah yes sir well let's all dig in
666
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:29,680
now is this the food
667
00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:32,440
here there is right there okay have some
668
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:34,960
some Sumer food be my guest huh no after
669
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:38,000
you sir oh you Willie I'll take I'm
670
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:41,720
after you oh all righty thank you very
671
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:44,040
much very kind yeah I'm glad you like it
672
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:46,839
I I I like eat in the afternoon I
673
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,640
lunchtime I think I'll take some myself
674
00:35:46,839 --> 00:35:52,119
oh yeah go ahead because there's plenty
675
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,119
there a lot of food
676
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,920
there F I always say you don't mind if I
677
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,920
have a little more do you
678
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:09,599
buddy it's not like food yes sir Bo yes
679
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:13,119
sir boy hey help yourself eat up boy I
680
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:13,119
think I'll ask some more yeah eat up
681
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,480
the what happened to the
682
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:26,200
pl coffee there Mr R little coffee I'll
683
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:29,240
get you a little coffee I know she put
684
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:33,960
on the table it's
685
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:35,960
this a like some keeps a cup there are
686
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:39,160
thank
687
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:41,640
you yeah one of the things that happen
688
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,739
all right here
689
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,739
[Applause]
690
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,520
I'm about making you a sandwich yeah I
691
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:13,079
like a sandwich boy like a good sandwich
692
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:16,119
that coffee good and hot
693
00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:20,280
boy a good sandwich yeah that's what I
694
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:20,280
like a good sandwich I love
695
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:25,320
[Music]
696
00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:35,359
the sandwich I got have all oh here
697
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:35,359
here's the sandwich now eat
698
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:45,720
up I knew I forgot I should have watered
699
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,720
that this
700
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:57,760
morning oh how I wish I'd married a ball
701
00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:00,359
player who could dance well honey can
702
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:04,130
dance I'll dance with you Mrs roacher
703
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:07,179
I'll be glad to sweee here we
704
00:38:04,130 --> 00:38:07,179
[Music]
705
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:16,040
go this Ro where I am keep talking I'll
706
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:20,110
find you
707
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:30,190
Mr here we go
708
00:38:20,110 --> 00:38:37,320
[Music]
709
00:38:30,190 --> 00:38:37,720
[Applause]
710
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,620
[Music]
711
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,520
[Applause]
712
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:44,800
[Music]
713
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:48,880
say do you spend full time shaving and
714
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:53,200
get only a half day shave oh why don't
715
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:56,960
you shave do you spend fulltime shaving
716
00:38:53,200 --> 00:39:00,560
and get only a half pay shave why don't
717
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:03,400
you shave why spend full time shaving to
718
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:05,960
get only a half day
719
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:09,200
shave when you could get an all day
720
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:11,760
shave that's right an all day shave the
721
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:14,119
pal Olive blather shaving cream way yes
722
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,480
for a shave that most men find really
723
00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:19,839
last from
724
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:22,359
morning till night follow the pal Olive
725
00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:25,480
lather way the Palmolive lather shaving
726
00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:27,839
cream way was tested by 1200 men and no
727
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:31,000
matter how they shaved before seven out
728
00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:33,400
of 10 reported cleaner closer shaves and
729
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,200
mighty comfortable shaves too Palm
730
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:39,000
oliv's Rich billowy lather let you cut
731
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:40,760
whiskers off right down at skin level
732
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,400
just see if your face doesn't feel
733
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:46,520
Velvet Smooth your shave cleaner closer
734
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:49,040
yes try Palm Olive lather shaving cream
735
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:52,240
and follow Package directions for an all
736
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:54,520
day shave get Palm Olive lather today
737
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:57,400
and men to top off that perfect shave
738
00:39:54,520 --> 00:40:00,480
use the lotion that cools in seconds and
739
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:02,880
Duds for hours it's new Palm Olive After
740
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,880
Shave
741
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:13,599
lotion ladies and gentlemen this has
742
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:15,240
really nothing to do with a regular show
743
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:16,560
but the National Broadcasting Company
744
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,880
asked me to come out here and make this
745
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,040
announcement you see last week was Jerry
746
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,599
Lewis's birthday and on the way back
747
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,040
from New York we had a little party for
748
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:26,640
him on board the train because well we
749
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,200
love Jerry everybody who works with
750
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,440
Jerry loves and very much and Jerry
751
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:32,000
loves everybody that he works with and
752
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,560
this guy I can't tell you what a
753
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,839
wonderful good-hearted sweet natured boy
754
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,119
he is he's a really wonderful kid and I
755
00:40:37,839 --> 00:40:41,359
thought maybe that when he comes out
756
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:43,200
here now you could all join me in kind
757
00:40:41,359 --> 00:40:45,040
of a a little round of applause for and
758
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,700
wish him a belated happy birthday would
759
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:53,880
you here he is now Jerry
760
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:56,839
[Applause]
761
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,960
Lewis thank you very much you're very
762
00:40:56,839 --> 00:41:00,839
kind uh to say that I'm uh deeply
763
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:03,359
touched would be an understatement
764
00:41:00,839 --> 00:41:05,800
because the love that we have amongst
765
00:41:03,359 --> 00:41:08,680
ourselves is something unsurpassable
766
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:11,240
Dean and I well I especially love the
767
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,319
crew they've been so kind I pour my
768
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:14,440
heart out to them because they're
769
00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:15,920
wonderful me all right in there not King
770
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,440
I'm sorry Mr leis but we see this is uh
771
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,839
Mr Le one of our crew members and are we
772
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,720
all right I'm sorry Mr Louis but
773
00:41:19,839 --> 00:41:22,880
something's going wrong in there we're
774
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:24,720
off the air we're off the air what do
775
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,560
you mean we're off the air how are we
776
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:29,000
off the air how does a thing like this
777
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:32,560
happen how do we get off the air for
778
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,480
nothing uh to tell you how we love uh
779
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,800
one something get the mic boom out of
780
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:40,440
the
781
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:43,520
way accidents do happen but I tell you
782
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:46,720
that um we have a a comrad ship amongst
783
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,280
us yes this is Mr uh Simmons one of our
784
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:50,440
uh technicians we're off the air again
785
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:53,680
we're off the air
786
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,839
what off the air why don't people know
787
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:58,760
what they're doing what are weer we're
788
00:41:55,839 --> 00:42:00,200
on I tell you that we've had wonderful
789
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,280
times together we got to do something
790
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,680
about it because we're off again why off
791
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:07,079
why off who knows how to operate the set
792
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,359
why are we always doing things that
793
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:10,960
aren't right we're on we're on here's
794
00:42:09,359 --> 00:42:13,160
one of our
795
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:16,240
technicians that have been with us for
796
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:18,760
four years isn't that right Norman four
797
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:21,160
years and and the love that we have and
798
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,520
the way we work together well I just
799
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,520
can't begin sry Mr leou you're off the
800
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,520
air
801
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:42,139
[Applause]
802
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:42,139
[Music]
803
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,119
like I ain't like you or anybody else
804
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,640
what do you mean you ain't like me or
805
00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:51,520
anybody else or what are you jumping
806
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,440
about I just walked out I didn't bother
807
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,079
nobody hey what do you want to do I
808
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,720
don't want to do nothing I just I just
809
00:42:55,079 --> 00:42:59,079
came out to tell you that I like to be
810
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:00,839
treated like everybody else that's all
811
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:02,800
well if there's any particular way you
812
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:04,480
like to be treated let me know Jerry
813
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,480
Well normally I want to be treated like
814
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:09,400
you like all the bo how can you possibly
815
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:11,920
be normal like anybody else I'm just as
816
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:14,119
normal as you anybody else you actually
817
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,960
think you're normal like us I know I'm
818
00:43:14,119 --> 00:43:17,960
normal get off there look out FR I'm
819
00:43:19,319 --> 00:43:23,319
coming like
820
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,559
[Music]
821
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:47,960
[Music]
822
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:47,960
[Applause]
823
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I'll be all right it's a matter of time
824
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,480
yeah we'd like to would you mind putting
825
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the boom down please put the boom down
826
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:00,920
put the boom down got time Dean oh yeah
827
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,839
where's the boom We would like to say
828
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that we could uh do about another minute
829
00:44:03,839 --> 00:44:07,720
uh you're spitzing huh yeah we could do
830
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a minute of Comedy but we do want to say
831
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hello to Tommy Yi a 9-year-old boy who
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has muscular distrophy Providence Rhode
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Island Tommy good luck and God bless you
834
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,880
and keep punching we'd like to remind
835
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,800
you muscular distrophy is a disease no
836
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,440
one knows about we need your kind
837
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,640
cooperation it's our charity because
838
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:29,839
it's had no help MDA New York 8 New York
839
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:32,000
send money to MDA New York New York New
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00:44:29,839 --> 00:44:33,920
York Tony Martin next week next week our
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00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,920
good friend Tony Martin ladies we see
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00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:40,000
you thank you for being so nice gate we
843
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,000
love you good night goodbye God bless
844
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:46,880
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845
00:44:43,839 --> 00:44:48,890
you The gogate Comedy Hour has been
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presented by Halo
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00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:53,380
[Applause]
848
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[Music]
849
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[Applause]
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shampoo rather shaving free
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[Music]
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00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,480
Ajax
853
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:09,960
wenzer and Fab the new wash day
854
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,839
SS featured in tonight's cast were Gail
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00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:18,359
bunny Peter VRI Harvey Dunn Ruth Seville
856
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:19,839
Sarah M Linda Williams and Evelyn lwi
857
00:45:18,359 --> 00:45:22,160
the song That's My Boy was written by
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00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:23,680
Eli bass and Bobby troll Dean Martin and
859
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,240
Jerry Lewis can currently be seen
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00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,640
co-starring in the new Hal Wallace
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00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:29,800
production sailor bew
862
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:32,319
and now good night for the Colgate
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00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:35,280
Comedy Hour which has been presented by
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00:45:32,319 --> 00:45:38,380
the Colgate fmer repat company makers of
865
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:43,260
quality product since 1806
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[Applause]
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