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you
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okay sawing Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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with Eve young Ray Malone Danny are no
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harder to Martin my freezer key resented
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by the Colgate Palmolive seat company
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makers of pillow sham please take me
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revoke a hand lotion and file the new
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one
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but how the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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go
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as you know all this week we've had all
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the holidays sanitation we had a hockey
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Bobby and got a good so today they
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don't have a wonderful spot I've invited
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to dedicate this man to pay us a visit
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and I know they're great davidís stuff
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yard and they're coming here let's say
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you know without further ado here are
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your very own David G coffee and
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oh here we are
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look at it screaming and yelling hold it
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down just a little and it looks like a
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nürnberg dry we knew it it's a
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little joking like that though we came
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right over
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like a faces my face and a minute laughs
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look at this yo oh yeah hey yeah you
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know wait a Declaration of Independence
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was signed sure we're at the bottom
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Laurie the 14th was responsible for yeah
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Roy 250 why not in we get high no man oh
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you know I
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Oh what kind of little lipid come with
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it I'll brakes always be friends what
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I'd want to be nice time taken and we'll
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be friends and we won't fight all right
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you can't do that for my partner
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you did it again I do not know it's good
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they're not regular children no got a
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thumb right now I'm going back I'm gonna
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get dressed for my cloth
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I'm gonna use the phone and hurry up
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I'll iris go do all these call you you
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know I was wrong give me the roll why
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did you with the RO what do you got a
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wrong I'm going to I'm going back and
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I'm gonna get ready for the song now
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when I well so when I'm dressed and the
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set is ready I'll give it a jerk like
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this that means introduce my song how
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are open I think it's deli it's not the
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boys fell off are Melissa doing the only
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thing with a rope well all I can say is
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that we're very happy to be back on
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television and if we want to say we want
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to say that we have a wonderful show
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that we feel is probably one of the
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slowest moving things you've ever seen
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raucous laughing because don't cover my
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intelligent work I'm not well at all but
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I would like I would like to tell you a
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very funny joke that I started well I
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told this joke about three years ago and
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it's - I think it's about two guys and
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the fridge digested or they're ready to
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do the number
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all right right right after this joke
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you only take a second these two guys
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say to listen well one guy looks would
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be on any page look all right it's a
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quick stroke
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take a second the ones I just discovered
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all right one sec one second I gotta
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fill the show
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that's one guy says to the other
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everybody
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hallo shampoo with em the real inside
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story of Goldilocks and the three bears
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young lady you've eaten all our junior
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porridge but did it kid of course I'm
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supposed to I'm golden ah he's not
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golden up her hair isn't pretty
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let's watch it and find out not with
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that so we don't hair halo glorifies
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Christ halo shampoos not a so for a
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cream so it can't leave going book
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filled Hey look at the plug if he's
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really Goldilocks halo example don't
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lose it now let's take a look easy
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commie mark hello everybody
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they love it always examples above are
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your hair's going awesome
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remember don't things out there halo
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glorifies it music segment dandruff free
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and wonders be he be too many so hello
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everybody hello hello all
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hi this is Martin ending you know you
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don't have to be a golden ox to glorify
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your head no matter what color your hair
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may be pillow with its patented
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ingredients leave hair must be soft and
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shining from the very first shampoo halo
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shampoo America's favorite side
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I am well I can't do it unless my new
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assistant gets here see I'm waiting for
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my new assistant you mean there's going
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to be another lifeguard like you well
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let's get there to solve another life
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hello I want you all hello everyone well
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here we are with could be here we are
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Oh befall anyone I fail what are you
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doing around here
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although I know I got a planet Earth and
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yes well I just heard that you needed
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someone fearless and courageous and here
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I am aren't I adorable oh now I'm going
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to teach you how to save a girl from
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Jean oh yes I have to know what I'm very
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back yeah yeah hello lately now you got
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it what you'll swim up to the girl right
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swim up not bad you put your hand on a
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small of attack when you ran up on the
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water you put her arm around here now
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watch yourself because you're gonna and
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then you swim away boys watch becomes a
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minimal way with all of that just keeps
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women away little way that important the
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dinner is boy
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all right I'm gonna rule little dad what
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is your now I got fired
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hey I get her here no no oh I think
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always take your time and you're about
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to do something no I'm not no nice they
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could be a gentlemen in the water
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armored not want to go in might be a
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little delicate when you do okay I stare
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around the neck so tell us in a marine
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she's an ungrateful wench my favor from
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apology I just wanna about what what's
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your name Oh my name is Marvin M MEarth
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box what Sam for Marvin Marvin Marvin
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nerds that's my name sir come tomorrow
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how'd you come to this
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Wilton feature when I was a child I was
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very very difficult when will you start
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to yell for supper that is modern Bobby
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Oh
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we're going to be called Marvin Marvin
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my friends call me Sidney can you swim
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Kenna can I swim back the way buddy I
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get on that board
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and I go oh as the flat wheel and then I
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get up on the biggest board right knees
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in and I take a book to class and a
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backswing and I flutter and pull and I
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slide along the water
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he wasn't oh can I swim and you now I
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rock now here we go away
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yeah maybe we can get a game no they're
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not allowed to play look no ball playing
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oh now go over and you stop your the
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lifeguard stop and complain one of my
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job it's your whole job you hear but he
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please big fellow nice no get them cut
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them down to your side good and I don't
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want to play ball on you boo-boo
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call me a holder Eastern alright
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buddy
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gotta play ball on a beat
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all right stop with the flame power all
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right let's have a ball right here buddy
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let's have that for another ball it all
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right let's let the ball bodies are
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let's get the ball give me the ball you
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give me the ball so that the ball hard
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give it is blood boy I ain't it
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let's wrap it up give me a block just a
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second look I just want to talk again
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let me tell you what the whole huge we
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care but there you're not allowed to
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play ball on the piece oh you mean I'm
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not allowed to play wallaby no oh it's
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against the law yes when I love you mind
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if I play on the other side no go right
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ahead
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thank you okay well we're here hey na na
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might be one of your Italian friends
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Winry worse bad
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here's what I want you to do yeah what I
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want you to go home what I saw a
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beautiful girl
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I can see her as well as you saw her
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while I fight and I'm enticed to look
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upon her as well roasted someone oh yes
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my dad baked the lunch and he made all
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these beautiful booties I'll get it okay
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ha ha hello baby
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hi I would just add I better break this
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up before he loses his appetite
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well the goodies already let's have one
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her what do you think don't you know the
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three is a crowd
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you're right get lost baby get going
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Oh of all the idiotic things I've never
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what is it well it wasn't enough for her
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you and I it's just your life and we'll
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have a wonderful hold enough for two
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people
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oh I think you're fine so we have some
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of the most wonderful fool you've ever
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seen and my daddy tracks everything for
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me there ain't happening to me my daddy
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yam what he's been working and slaving
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amid delicious food for my picnic the
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wonderful man that has been cooking for
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me ever since they took mother away the
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jokes
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mate look at these aren't they delicious
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nutritious bananas they're good for you
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very good and we're going to have a
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wonderful time here just you along with
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all this wonderful food wonderful pull
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up look you over for a salad and the
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salad place is root three to four back
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great
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oh man a Mexican salad you white rag us
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Ricky shared our brother that's right
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damn myself the man is a very new face
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yeah I'm Becca what are we going to need
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on Oh daddy's thinks of everything sir
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we had folded yeah
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that is daddy painted everything first
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and we're going to have a wonderful time
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it must be some other stuff dad you
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didn't
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oh please fellas I was going I think
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somebody's right now I'm gonna save them
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relax in addition I'm you're thinking
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you're going to go mean saving sir come
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on growling here we go hi baby
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I can't look at this sword
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look this man is embed you don't take
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the clothes out of water water yeah my
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little warning oh my goodness gracious
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sir look at him that's what you get for
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going into the water ass eating lunch if
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you'd wait a while
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never go in the water after eating lunch
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my best man he's got a lot of water now
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you need a little artificial respiration
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what do you think of artificial
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respiration it'll never take the place
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with the real thing
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give him some artisanal our official
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official right now don't you think you
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should be on his belly your way
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Oh Lulu yeah you're going to put your
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head right here Prasad
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you know getting air in the lungs and
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the water will come up you thought you
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saw me yep I don't even know him oh I'm
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sorry
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gosh this is Marvin hello hello that
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glass is misplaced
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right yes
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you let too hard do it slices I do it
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lightly yeah yeah I didn't do all yeah
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you don't think I understand you what's
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life like right look what what me or the
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one what look
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Oh like be my date on the forecast look
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you're very nice this kid picked up a
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storm
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I am very white Hanna
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alrighty nah I don't
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oh my god
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oh wow because about
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Jordan Harvick Fredrik
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now you don't know how to good then who
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should have been here when I caught him
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I've okay guys in the open
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that's why she fires without a breach
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and any other products where is asleep
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fast our fighters - two solid fighters
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you get a team to live with have a seat
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yes that want to fight her without ugly
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did you say fighters without a bleep yes
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fastest riders yet you call a fighter
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you can't bring your boss baby get
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Colgate Neal bad it washes whiter
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without preaching than any other product
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known with bleach in the wash water good
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day ma'am have you tried this newly
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improved fab my customer sure go for the
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wave fab wash his clothes player without
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reaching than any other suds with
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bleaching now you take mrs. Jim who has
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four active kids to watch for she was
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telling me that fab gets her big wash
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fighter without freaking than any other
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said she's used with a bleed from the
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wash water
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everybody says fab is so terrific I'm
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taking some home to the missus how about
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you ma'am this is Robert Young Harrison
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New York tried fab here's what she says
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I'm going to hang up what often seems
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like the biggest wash in the state of
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New York you know with these two
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youngsters my family boss is no joke I
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always had to use a bleach then I found
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out you don't need bleach when you use
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bad so now fab washes our clothes
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fighter without bleaching then any studs
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I've ever used with a bleach in the wash
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water next wash day try Colgate you fast
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thank you thank you very much ladies and
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gentlemen
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we like to say it was very wonderful to
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us throughout our last season we've been
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very very happy and thrilled to appear
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on your Colgate Comedy Hour we'd like to
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make mention of the fact right about
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here that our new pictures have been
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affixed to taking Oceana I know Texas
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tality where opens in six hundred and
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some-odd theaters tomorrow night for a
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preview for the United States and then
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at the end of January Stella beware will
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be shown throughout the country to your
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consumption on behalf of mr. Howle all's
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Dina myself we should like very much to
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thank the silent service that is a
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submarine service with a very wonderful
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collaboration and helping us make Sailor
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be with the pretty funny picture we kind
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of think and we think you may like it
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and we'd like you to go see it and look
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for it at your neighborhood theater my
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tongue gotten away my eye tooth and I'm
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so nervous
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heavens to Betsy knows what's going to
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come out but once again uh did you hear
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mr. Wallace the way we said it nice and
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unison running out like this is like
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vintage
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they have fellows standing out in the
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audience going like this people don't
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want to applaud but this one fella with
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a new your phone on the right piece and
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he goes come on business but we like to
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present a young lady ladies and
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gentlemen when our humble opinion is one
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of the brightest stars would come along
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the children's and to rise in a many
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years
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Dean and I or business or we should say
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we listen to her life is so very much
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that we thought we would presenter to
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you'll see or approval along with the
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gentleman who's been in television for
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some time a guy who played to cope in
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New York with us mr. Ray Malone we'd
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like very much to present miss Eve Jung
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rain alone in that conception and so
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their consumption and their that Ray
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Malone and each young and their
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complaint here they are boy
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yes sir there's nothing like being
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nervous that's one thing other
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performers are nervous when it comes to
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me I know what I'm doing in anyhow
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you know ladies I don't have to tell you
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that after doing your daily household
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chores your hands often get so rough and
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dry they almost feel like sandpaper
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isn't that right yes you know that but
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here's something you may not know
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cashmere bouquet hand lotion can make
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your sandpaper hands feel smooth and
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caressable and do it in just 10 seconds
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and here's why cashmere bouquet absorbed
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like a lotion it's softened like a cream
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and then drive fast we're not sticking
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it just watch for the drop of water on
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your hand and yes in seconds you can
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have nothing in resulting name is
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Melanie okay hmmmm caressable cannot see
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for yourself tomorrow how in just 10
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seconds even sandpaper hands seem
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correctable thanks to Kashmir by caring
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hand lotion with the sacred men love for
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you has little paper
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very much ladies and gentlemen it is a
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very happy show and it's a comedy show
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but I'm very sad I'm very very sad
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because my Aunt Jean and Brooklyn just
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called me and he's very sad because our
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family well we're very clannish and we
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love one another see and I had an Uncle
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Louie a long time ago that I never met
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that was missing some 30 years ago but
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it is no joke and we miss him very much
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especially the older folks in the family
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they asked if I could utilize television
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because it's 50 million listeners I
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asked them if they ever stole my Uncle
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Louie they should call me on a farmer
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tell me maybe Santa why or write a
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letter I'll show you his picture Uncle
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Louie he loved Uncle Louie and we'd love
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to find him and if anyone ever saw him
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and you recognize him from this big -
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please call us or Wireless or write us
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and let us know this is my Uncle Louie
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he's a very sweet man
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[Music]
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laughter he's a nice so long for so if
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any of you people ever saw this man
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please wire phone or write me collect or
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however you want to do it and we don't
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care what it cost but we must find him
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for the benefit of the family now that I
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secure that on with the show I would
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like very much yes there's a telephone
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call for you Oh My heavens it might be
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about my Uncle Louie huh Frankie Skippy
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hello help help hello yes you know my
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Uncle Louie oh you do really oh yes I
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say anything to find him I swear oh yes
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I would $20,000 well brother maybe
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[Music]
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$100,000 all right I'll pay it I'll send
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it over to the birdie wheel bank in the
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morning yeah our life when it does now
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is telling me where my Uncle Louie where
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where where all right thank you very
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much I'm so happy I found them up all my
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auntie nutella thank you very much I saw
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my Uncle Louie thank you
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my time I've had a very special request
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to repeat a number that I did on last TV
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show called comma Bella Bella Bemis so
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Richard if you don't mind time talk to
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me
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do you happen to know what you just did
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yeah what's helping you like another
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Jimmy - yeah you was helping me yeah
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absolutely calling them by we playing
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with I had a special request to do this
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number why help you be why did you help
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me you lost the whole thing up why do
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you insist on doing these things to me
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fooling around fooling around I made it
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oh no because I guess they got performed
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so everyone can get away I play or not
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looks fun
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yeah I did it ain't all that this is it
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what this is the whole thing now we'll
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give me are you or not with you this is
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it we're true but often you are not
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foolin early
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but what no he kids around I'm not
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kidding around look through hands in
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your equipment give me a couple good
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time your salary your tap shoes all
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right go your trumpet
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[Music]
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give me the trumpet later I will give
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you the trumpet
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once more all right
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[Music]
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well now that I got rid of him I think
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I'm roasting about three or four little
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numbers that we hope you won't mind
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here's me being I've been with you and
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joy over the past three and a half years
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yes nice good I've never seen you do
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anything like this before this little
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kid oh he's happy doesn't like we're
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happy yeah you mean by treat him like
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that I didn't think would hurt so much I
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think it would hurt oh poor kid is
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heartbroken
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well I why did you got to do a thing
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like that
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what is bothering me I bother you he's
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probably trying to do away with himself
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1:00 p.m. I'm sorry the sweetest little
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kid NEWater loves you very dearly and
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you'd see them like that you want to be
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ashame yourself I'm sorry what can you
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do I thought you say what can I do now
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you think of it don't you
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this poor kid he's probably going to do
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a lot of wrong things now
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[Music]
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yes I'm happy I feel unhappy a year I
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explore again I got everybody yeah then
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I came out again II I believe me I'm
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very glad because it's gonna be a top
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win it
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yeah I know you're glad too and I know
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why you know why I'm glad yes I do
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okay what five that good man now a day
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[Music]
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ah thank you
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[Music]
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you're very wide audience yeah alright
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then alright no seriously that is
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gentleman Dean and I receive our Dean
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Martin jailers Colgate Comedy Hour El
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Capitan Theatre Hollywood we have just
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learned that you are making an appeal
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for the victims of muscular dystrophy on
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television tonight by 250 children in
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wheelchairs we'll be watching you they
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send you their loving things and thank
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you so much for being so wonderful to
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them Frank Holland Chicago chapter MD a
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we'd like very much to say that this is
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a very very worthy cause and a very very
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difficult cause there is no cure there's
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no cause they need money very very badly
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within the next two months but you could
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find it in your hearts to send just
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something to help children and they die
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any day it's 21 East 40th Street New
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York 16 New York 21 East 40th Street New
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York 16 New York healthy kids you're
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just imagine if you know there's
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supposed to be about 40 at least 40
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million people watching this show and as
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you imagine just every person would just
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spend in one penny what would happen it
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would be wonderful to help a lot of jobs
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and do that to yourselves do it for us
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because we all love children we all have
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them you've been wonderful to us we
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thank God that we can work for you and
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for such wonderful people Donald
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O'Connor next week good night god bless
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good night
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come be our presented by both a handful
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hey Zach and Sam the new wife Amy Martin
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and Jerry Lewis company commissioned
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directed by Ernest Augustus television
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director Kim min-hee will NBC production
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supervisor Sam fuller written by Ed
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Simmons of Norman Lear
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here's the director big studio
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choreography by Ray Malone art director
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first own customers by Kate James market
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testing director how is wrong the 13mp
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supervisor Robert is an associate TV
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director Arthur Penn assisted technical
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director Bob Shiller's audio engineer
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Harold club bike by outside the door
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they pummel accompanied by solicitor mr.
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mrs. north on radio every Tuesday night
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and cyclist on TV every wednesday night
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and these are in tune in again next week
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at the same time when the Colgate Comedy
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Hour will star Donald O'Connor with a
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special guest Harpo Marx and Marie
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McDonald until it's tonight evidence
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Estella will be your star and their
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guests will be Errol Flynn underfunding
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his headaches and three weeks is a night
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any tenderer will be back again now the
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type for the Colgate Comedy Hour which
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has been presented by the go game Palmer
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makers of quality products in 1806
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