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oh
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everybody
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Hut know the
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and forget youres and join the we put TR
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the this is
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you we're taking our
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final while we are here you join
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will disaar while we are here if you
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join
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our Mr and Mrs Charles conney
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Mr and Mrs Walter
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christol Mr Dean Martin and Mr Jerry
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Lewis
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I wrestle you in
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England the
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party I have you
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oh please ask me partner Jerry Lewis Mr
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Lewis may I have your of course of
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course you have a pen a pen a pen pen
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pen
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pen thank you very much you're very kind
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what are you doing to my husband's shirt
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it it was an accident I made a diting
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what do you mean it was an accident you
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burned his shirt I'm awfully sorry but
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it was an accident see what are you
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going to do about it nothing it was an
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accident what can I do you can buy him a
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new shirt what do you mean buy him a new
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sh it with an accident what bu I will
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not I don't buy
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all is everything all right
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FR you have all mine
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hair everything is clear we can talk the
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there's mine
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here you got the
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paper have all M
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here someone is
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coming don't say a
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boy you realize of course this is the
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day when we must sing the song that the
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F taught us for the right start the G
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the yes this is the place this is the
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day we must sing the song Everybody
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sings from their heart for the F and the
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father for the f are you ready ready
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ready D B and the six piece Orchestra
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five and Dr
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crazy you may me do crazy things what
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are you doing out here in the first
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place we just getting around what do you
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want to start an argument in the
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beginning of the show
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already I come out here to have a lot of
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fun you want to start with the F bubble
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what is this kind of talk I was just
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getting around what do you want to argue
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with me right away for after all the
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things I do for you you show no
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gratitude whatsoever what'd you ever do
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for me give me a for instance I'll
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gratitude
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you you want to for instance huh yeah
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remember last year when you were sick
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yeah what happened I got
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better I mean what did the doctor tell
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you what did he say what did the doctor
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say he gave me 6 months to live who
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brought your
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calendar I did mine ha I mean I
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did but this I your gratitude you what
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do you want to fight with me for Dean
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what do you want to argue with me why
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don't you just let me alone I'll I'll
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let you alone let me sing my song what
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sing your song that's a trouble you sing
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and you stand out here and you sing all
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your numbers and I stand in the back
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nobody sees me good at Lee let me
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introduce it let me say something you
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want to introduce the song yes so they
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know that you promise you'll do it nice
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and legitimately yeah I won't say
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nothing no no jokes nothing D you
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promise you won't huh what are you
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what's with the lip what's with the lip
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you breaking the whole YW go ahead I
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would like to induce my partner's first
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song a song entitled I'm going to sit
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right down and write myself a letter
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this is a very beautiful it's a very
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very beautiful number the dean does out
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of the graciousness of his heart condemn
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in no one and realizing the fact that
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remains that whether you may be
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pugilistic or not the feeling may still
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attain the fact that Pro oh I know many
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people
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say that Jerry usually I would get mad
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right usually I would get mad when you
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did this I didn't get mad I'm glad
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you're out here you are I'm happy to see
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you after what I did to this first song
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I'm happy to see you believe me you're
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happy to see me sure I want you out here
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with me you're going to hit
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me what do you mean I'm going to hit you
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you're never happy with me no I'm glad
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you're out of you know why why I want
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you should help
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me I want you should help me yeah that's
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as bad as up the street the soldiers
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they're coming
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down oh you see I want to show that we
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have a little uh versatility birth
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fatality yeah you've been reading
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without me again so I figured that we'd
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show them how uh you know a man and wife
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how they argue you know what I mean how
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they try to get back together again how
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they try to get back together again
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uhhuh all right you want to do the
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number with me yeah will you excuse me
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surely bye bye ladies and gentlemen
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right now we'll give you our impression
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of a a man and a woman woman trying to
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reconcile whatever this means and uh I
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shall play the part of the man and Jerry
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shall play the part of the lady what
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else I can't go any place you got no
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money I can't show my face you had your
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fix people stop and stare are you for
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real
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well it's so hard to bear I know
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Teddy Teddy yeah so hard to Bear Teddy
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Teddy
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Bear everybody knows you love
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me what you mean to me you abuse me and
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continually slap me in just how long do
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you think I could stand
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it well it's a t of the town it's your
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mother she can't keep her mouth
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let's make up
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sweetheart oh we can't ever you like
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me We Don't Stop to
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speak though it's been a
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week six days don't
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lie how can love like hours be
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ended it's the dog of the time
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well if your mother keep her mouth shut
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no one has to know our business I'll
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never forget the first few you and I Bo
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we sent out imitations to friends and
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our relations announcing our wedding day
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me and my gray sequin down with the long
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train I said to Edith I said did you
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ever see a thing like this in your life
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I had great sequence and in all my
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life friends and our relations let I
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give
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congratulations no
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present how can I face
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him but what am I going to
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say you mean about the
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baby let's make up
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sweethart we can't stay apart it's a
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physical
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attraction all that bullish
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Pride keep you from my side coax me send
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Hala everybody
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know not kind your mother I told you you
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than you for m
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Martin and Lewis aren't the only Zanies
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on this program but the next ones you'll
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meet have some very helpful household
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hints put to music every cleanup job is
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a chore but these three little friends
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of mine have shown me me a way to speed
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the work and make it easier tell them
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about it
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fellas use
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ainger get things clean just like a
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whiz you stop paying the
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elbow when you start cleaning with Ajax
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so you ax the foaming
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cleanser the dirt right down
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the ax leaves no gritty cleanser
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in tub or sink so
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youing
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CER
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down they sold me fat so slim and Tiny
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did and I discover that Ajax with
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foaming action really does clean and
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half with half the effort and twice the
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speed
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smells good
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too foaming action does the real work
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try it Ajax the foaming
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cleanser ladies and gentlemen the
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Colgate Comedy Hour now invites you
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backstage of the international theater
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to visit the personal dressing rooms of
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its Stars Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
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here we have Mr Martin's dressing room a
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Charming combination of Rich color and
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Fine Furniture truly a backstage home Mr
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Martin's distinctive taste is reflected
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in the Exquisite decor and beautiful
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appointments of his unusual dressing
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room ah and there we find Dean Martin
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resting on his luxurious sha
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law Mr Martin is getting up now
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he's going over to his dressing
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table I see he's merely checking his
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makeup now he sprays his throat he
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sprays his
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throat now for a drink of
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water uh-oh there's the telephone
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and while Dean is on the telephone
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suppose we look in on Jerry Lewis you
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know of course that Dean and Jerry are
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great friends as well as 5050 Partners
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share and share alike so of course
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Jerry's room is right next door to
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Dean's shall we look
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in and here we are the dressing room of
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Jerry
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Lewis Jerry's room seems to have been
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decorated a little different but
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Charming
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nonetheless I see that Jerry has been
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resting too he seems to be getting
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up and like Dean Martin Mr Lewis checks
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his makeup
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too he's combing his
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hair and now he sprays his throat
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then a little
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water a little
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water a little more
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water iy iy what fair this is no good
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we're supposed to be partners I don't
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like this room I'm in no and now you got
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this beautiful place and look at this
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hole in the world I'm living in that's
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no fair no I don't like it at all
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hey why didn't you bring my trunk in see
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that's what I mean that's not being
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50-50 Partners I'm suppos what do you
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mean it's not being 50/50 Partners I
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carry the ACT you carry the luggage go
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get the trunk go get the trunk all right
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I'll get the trunk and when I bring it
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in an I get finished giving you the
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trunk Believe Me Oh
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Boy come in come in hello Mr Martin my
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name is frisbee oh I'm the NBC man who
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sees that all of our NBC stars have
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everything they want now are you
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satisfied with your dressing room oh
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very very nice well that's fine here at
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NBC we feel that nothing is too good for
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our Stars you know now if there's
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anything more that I can do I would like
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to have a little extent Jerry watch
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watch
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yourself watch
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yourself don't sit on my L get over here
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till I'm ready for you Mr Frisbee I'd
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like to have this phone an extension
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over here so you know I won't have to
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get up sir I'll make a report of
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Maintenance they take care of it right
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away sir all thank you very much Frisby
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here watch him let him get out are very
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IDE what are you standing around with
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the trunk on your back put it
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down not in my room in your
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room put it in your room
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no it's very fair de I don't like this
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Arrangement whatsoever what do you mean
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you don't like this what I don't like
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this Arrangement
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whatsoever you know between you and this
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heat I'm going crazy it's so hot and
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then you got to aggravate me I'm going
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to call Mr Frisbee and he'll send up a
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fan what you got to call
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him or what do you got to call him I
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mean don't you end your sentence no I
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said what do you got to call him poor
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poor what po what po oh I want to call
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him because I need a fan so what do you
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want to call him up for see what do you
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want to call him up for see what see
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nothing I got a fan in my room you want
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it I'll get it go ahead give me the fan
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it'll cool off the whole room you don't
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have to call nobody I always carry it in
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my suitcase good this is very Splendid
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of you yeah
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see this is going to cool what cool off
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the whole room this couldn't cool off a
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cup of coffee what do you mean stld to
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me for 79 C he said it's very good it
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makes everything cool oh come on stop
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kidding well give the chance a kid let
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me
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try give what give the chance a kid they
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didn't hear it this
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is you want to plug this in a wall yeah
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if I plug it in to see it'll make air go
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ahead be my
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guest this is terrific de I never hi
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where I this before I fig it's going to
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be nice this this van here the refence
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yes
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[Music]
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[Music]
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not the light jry turn off the
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not the war in here for all those
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clothes why you
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stupid clean up the place clean up the
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pl here clean up the place don't you
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know the other acttion coming
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over got to do everything wrong I never
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do anything right all right I just tried
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that's all you better call call them up
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W make sure they're come over hurry up
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and call them up hello come over for the
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re how you do you told me to hurry up
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you dial First oh you dial
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[Music]
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[Music]
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information hello you got to come over
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for me don't use my phone why I'm making
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a call for you you're talking go ahead
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and use your own phone
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boy one of these days you're going to
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miss me
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honey
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hello hello J answer the phone yeah
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hello hey will they answer the phone
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hello
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hello what are you doing with the phone
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[Music]
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something say
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hello say hello hello
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stop cut the W cut the W cut the I
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got pull it out the wall pull it out of
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the wall pull it out hurry up pull it
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out hurry up the ring is got me crazy
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pull it pull it out
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[Applause]
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most of my customers usually dial for
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the
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operator yeah but I was calling poison a
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poison get out of
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here hey hey hey it's the doorbell not
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the phone well it's in your room
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everything's 50/50 yeah I'll tell you
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you do
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it oh you're right heard yeah who has
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the oh good now look Sam come here Sam
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now look you just finished three years
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in the legion see and you see Ida and
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you want to Jerry make the lights a
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little brighter huh bright light bright
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light and then Jerry and I we came in
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from this entrance see little little
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dial and as as he comes in he
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says turn off the P Jerry why turn off
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the P why to
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right what do you mean why to right
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turn off the
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pan turn off the here what's going on in
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[Music]
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[Music]
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here oh I never were so humiliated oh my
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dear fellow oh now you know what I'm
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going through I don't like this room he
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started everything ah you're lucky you
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got a room I'm not lucky nothing I don't
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like this room and I don't like the way
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things are going here as a matter of
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fact I don't even want to be on the same
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floor with you well suppose we look at
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something on the second floor oh that's
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a good idea second floor step to the
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rear car going up dear ladies
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[Music]
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Miss Maxwell loves a guy what guy could
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help liking Miss
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Maxwell but there are times when a very
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pretty girl seems less attractive than
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she'd like for example a very Charming
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young lady named Joan was sitting at
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home one day when she
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heard Joan
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Joan Who Who Are You friend your friend
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you've been thinking about your
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complexion haven't you yes it's so sort
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of dull I wish I knew what to do that's
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why I'm here and here's the key to your
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answer why it's Palm Olive soap that's
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right and now I'm going to show you the
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way to a really Lovelier complexion what
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do I do just follow
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me now
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then gently massage Palm Olive's
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wonderful soft mild la onto your face
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for about a
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minute feel your skin waking up now
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rinse and pat dry and remember do what
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you're doing three times a day within 2
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weeks Joan you too can have a Lovelier
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complexion remember that my dear for
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I'll be back to see
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you not just a promise scientific test
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on 1285 women supervised by 36 leading
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skin Specialists proved conclusively
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that in just 14 days the the mile
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cleansing Palm Olive Way brings most
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women Lovelier
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complexions well Joan your 14 days are
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up isn't there a difference oh there is
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there is look at me the difference in my
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complexion how can I ever thank you
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don't thank me my dear thank Palmolive
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your best complexion friend for Palm
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Olive soap facials brought you just as
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they do two out of three women a
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Lovelier complexion in just four 15 days
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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it's Wembley sir the usher in the second
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balcony I think he's gone out of his
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mind well he's been alone too much I
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know my face I know my face a face a
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human face oh Mr Martin I haven't seen a
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human being in six
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mon those seats those RS of seat they
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keep watching
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me this is such a lonely
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[Music]
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business
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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lonely you know that's the second Usher
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we lost this week don't worry sir we may
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be lonely but movies are better than
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ever good boy Bradford for that you get
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a bigger
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flashlight
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this Mr Martin yes someone's coming
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toward the theater maybe we can sell a
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ticket oh you have to sell a ticket I'll
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go in and tell the rest of the boys and
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you know what to do
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I think I got a leak in my
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basketball hi
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handsome my name is
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Melvin haven't we met somewhere before
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Melvin you play basketball
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no but uh do you have an older brother
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no well do you have a youngish
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father no but I have a pet turtle do you
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want it well I wouldn't think of taking
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your pet turtle oh that's all you could
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have it it's no use to me you see a
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dead
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well how about going in to see the movie
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huh no I can't I got to get home before
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my mother why I'm wearing a
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sneaker ah come on we'll hold hands each
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other uhhuh we'll hold my
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[Music]
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basketball oh what do you say let's go
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no I can I got to go home and do
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something what I got to go home and
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watch
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television don't ever say that word kid
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be careful what
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television that's the one just don't say
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it I shouldn't say Mr Martin Mr Martin I
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have someone here to see you well Sunny
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are you ready to buy a ticket my name is
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Melvin yeah I figured it would be so are
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you ready to buy a ticket what's with
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the ticket I don't know if from no
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ticket I was just on my way to watch I
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was on my way you mean you don't want to
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see a movie no why movies are better
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than ever that's what my mother always
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says oh your mother likes movies no why
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did she say that I should question my
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mother the line forms to the right over
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here right over here sell this man a
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ticket from daily you're selling this a
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ticket you give me a story on that well
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I saw him coming down here what do you
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me I got a
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igle sell this man a ticket give me you
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all my basketball now you walk right in
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here right through those doors and you
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see a beautiful beautiful
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picture Melvin where you going he told
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me into door I should go to see the
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beautiful pict without
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popcorn you're going in the theater
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without popcorn I I I don't like are you
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out of your mind no I like I I don't
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like this popcorn you mean you you're
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going into this theater without pop
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you're not going to buy popcorn for the
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theater the theater is popcorn don't get
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smart not getting smart I don't need
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this you may me buy a ticket against my
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jurisdiction I don't want to go to
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movies in the voice place now you want
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me to buy popcorn I was going home
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minding my own business I was just going
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home to watch
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[Music]
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television what did you say I on mind in
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my own business I and watch
558
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:35,200
television you should never have said
559
00:31:32,279 --> 00:31:38,080
that word I should never said that word
560
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,080
never
561
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:44,320
never you give me a hit in the head like
562
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:46,600
this so hot a hot H in the head if I
563
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,600
said
564
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,080
television maybe I should have said
565
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:58,880
TV
566
00:31:55,919 --> 00:32:00,320
video what do I got to say get hit for I
567
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,919
don't want none of this I bought a
568
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,639
ticket to movie I'm going to movie
569
00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:06,720
without the popcorn how do you like that
570
00:32:03,639 --> 00:32:09,960
without the popcorn haa so there to
571
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:12,880
boy you think you're going in there
572
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:15,000
without buying some popcorn no one has
573
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:18,080
ever gone in there without eating
574
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,880
popcorn Everybody Eats popcorn yeah but
575
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,159
I I don't want you don't want to be
576
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:26,639
different do you no but I you see that
577
00:32:22,159 --> 00:32:30,159
box of cranchi popcorn I suggest you buy
578
00:32:26,639 --> 00:32:33,159
some buy some immediately immediately I
579
00:32:30,159 --> 00:32:36,519
don't like poporn it makes me buy good
580
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:36,519
for you good for me to
581
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:40,720
poporn come here this
582
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:47,720
is I do there I there that crazy maniac
583
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:49,720
is in there and it's empty in St scar I
584
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,960
don't want to go in here by myself easy
585
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,399
easy I'll go in with you you're going to
586
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,240
theater with me sure enough help you eat
587
00:32:53,399 --> 00:32:57,559
your popcorn yeah but I'm scared to go
588
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,840
there by myself I'll go with you come on
589
00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:02,000
in you can eat all the pop one I don't
590
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:04,399
like it I went the movie Once by myself
591
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,159
and I got so scared CU it was dark and I
592
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:09,799
got scared and I went home I my and you
593
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:14,919
didn't let me ever go to movies again by
594
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:14,919
myself mov right now
595
00:33:15,850 --> 00:33:35,039
[Music]
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00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:35,039
my
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
601
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:37,789
[Applause]
602
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:37,789
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