Original subtitles

[quirky orchestral music]

- Drunken sailor?

- All day with no alco-mahol in my system.

Got a lot on the mind.

That's why.

This clicker counter is gonna give me a sense

of how bad my cussing is.

♪ ♪

- Good morning. [Kenny] What up, dog?

How y'all doing? [Laura] Ready today?

- Yes, ma'am.

[Laura] Welcome to Montebello.

[Kenny] We gonna be here for a while, huh?

- Yeah.

[Dan] [laughs]

- What did he say?

- He said, love Dave. - [laughs]

- Love Dave. [Laura] Love Dave.

- [bleep] Dave. [bleep] you.

- [laughs] Watch your profanity.

[echoing slam]

[country rock music]

[Announcer] When storage units are abandoned...

- Take a good look at this one.

- Whoo-hoo! - Nice one!

[Announcer] The treasures within...

- [laughs] Ooh!

[Announcer] Are put up for auction.

- Think I scored on this. - Sold it your way!

- Whoo! - 400!

- Woof! - [laughs]

- ♪ Money owns this town ♪

- M-O-N-E-Y!

- Are you ready? [people cheering]

- Today, I'm heading to Montebello.

I love this Montebello facility

because they always have a lot of units, and good units.

I've gotten some stuff ranging from Brazilian masks

to the old carnival birds that you would

shoot at the carnival.

I missed a good artwork unit here one time.

This is one of those facilities

that you never want to miss because you'll

never hear the end of it.

Anything and everything you can think of

comes out of Montebello.

If it's a good one here today, it will definitely be mine.

♪ ♪

- I'm getting sick of being run up all the time.

- All the time.

That's all you tell me

every time you go over the phone.

- It's like everybody else gets to buy rooms cheap.

And then, for some reason, when I like it,

it's just-- they add 1,000...

- Goes up, yeah. - Or 500.

It's like, wow.

It's like, how come we can't get a good deal?

I think we need to be secretive,

like on the DL.

If Lupe and I could keep quiet,

we could get a unit for a steal.

- So does that mean we have secret codes?

You're like, I crack myself--

[laughter]

- That means we're gonna nail 'em.

[laughs]

- No, nail is like a--

- Like the hand?

♪ ♪

- On my way to Montebello, California.

The big Ivy that could. Choo, choo.

No turning. No getting off track.

Gonna buy it, gonna load it,

gonna bring it back and sell it.

Choo, choo. And then start all over again.

This train is always chugging.

So it's best you stay out of my way.

The Ivy-motive with a big old caboose.

♪ ♪

[train whistle toots]

- I'm relieving all kind of stress.

[bleeping]. Your bad self--

- You are ornery today.

- I'm at 55 right now.

- Whoa. Choo, choo.

- Looks like one of them hobos off the trains.

- They serve food on your train?

[Ivy] Yes. - All right now.

- Spam only. We don't fry it.

We don't give you no--

- You eat butt-naked Spam? - No crackers.

We just give Spam and water.

[Kenny] Oh, no.

That's like prison food.

- That's working man food back in the day.

All conductors eat spam and water.

- For real? - Yeah.

- Oh, man. I'm glad I ain't on no train.

- Ivy's just conducting his way into bad decisions.

- It's all aboard!

- Hey, that's what we should say before the auction

today, all aboard.

- I got something a little bit more

effective to get this auction going.

Bring your [bleep] [bleep] this way.

- Yeah, yeah.

[Dan] Two more clicks.

[clicking]

- Can I subtract numbers?

[Dan] Welcome to the auction.

We're Dan and Laura Dotson with American Auctioneers.

Before you go through these gates,

you need to know the rules.

We're gonna go to the unit, remove the lock,

and open the door, and give you five minutes

to take a look around. Can't go inside the unit.

Can't open any boxes.

Whoever's got the most money in their pocket

can own it today! Are you ready?

all: Yeah!

[Dan] Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

[Laura] All right, let's go, folks!

Whoo-hoo.

[Buyer] All right, where are we heading?

[Laura] All right, folks. Big unit. Big door.

[saw whirring]

Thank you. Whew, all right.

[laughs] This is a 10 by 13.

Oh.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Ooh.

♪ ♪

Mm-hmm.

♪ ♪

Lupe and I are trying to lay low,

so we're not giving away anything at the door.

Do you want to know what the key is?

- What?

[Dusty] That zipper bag. [Lupe] The black one?

- On top? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Do you feel it?

- Mm-hmm. - All right, beautiful.

- Wow, looks like we got a desk,

like they were working in here,

doing a little bit of office work.

Big off-road skateboard, which is kind of cool.

Office chair.

Ooh, I don't know what's in those boxes,

but if I had to guess, it's gonna be office.

Boring, but if it makes money, I'm in.

- Oh, there you go. Look at that stuff.

I like it.

♪ ♪

File cabinets. Golf clubs.

This guy was enjoying life.

Looks like some kind of bike. Interesting.

I like it. We'll see how cheap it goes.

[Kenny] Look at that, boy.

You can do all kinds of benching presses

right 'chere, yeah? I see a vacuum.

[chuckles] Suck it up, you know?

Oh, yeah, that's nice boxes collected, stacked nicely.

Oh, yeah, this is pretty good.

[Dave] I like it.

I liked it the first time.

I liked it the second time.

And I'll like it a third time

when I win it and go through it.

- Little surf wave boards, flippers.

What's in that box right there?

[Dan] I don't know. I think it's an animal.

- OK. - I think you're an animal.

All right, here we go.

Number 20, what you gonna say?

How much, how much, how much money where?

100 here.

[auctioneering]

200. Can I get 300?

300. [Laura] Tell him, folks.

- [auctioneering] 350 where?

I got 300 bucks. [auctioneering]

And 350.

- Choo, choo. - 400 here. 450.

[Dan] 500. 550?

[auctioneering] 550. What about 600?

And 550. 600?

- Choo, choo!

[Laura] Whoo, whoo.

- Oh, my God. - Train coming 'round the bend.

- 600. 700?

What about 650? What about 700?

[auctioneering] - Choo, choo.

[Dan] 700.

- [bleeps].

[Dan] Thank you.

800, 850.

[auctioneering] What about 900?

900 there. What about 950?

[auctioneering] 1,000?

1,000 going once. 1,000 there.

1,050. 1,100 now.

1,110. 1,150?

1,150.

What about 1,200? [auctioneering]

1,200. What about 1,250?

What about 1,300 bucks? - Yup!

[Laura] Whoo. - What about 1,400?

I got 1,300. Yeah, 1,400.

What about 1,450? - Yup!

[Dan] 1,450. 1,500.

[auctioneering] What about 1,550?

- Yup!

- 1,550. 1,600?

What about 1,650? [Dave] Yup!

[Dan] 1,650 to 1,700.

What about 1,750? - Yup!

[Dan] 1,750 to 1,800 to 1,850.

- Yup! [Dan] 1,900 to 1,950.

- Yup!

[Dan] [auctioneering]

What about 2,000?

- Aw, he can have it. He's my bud.

- 1,950. [auctioneering]

[Dave] Chump change.

- Sold that to Dave. Got it for $1,950.

- Who's your daddy?

Hey, Dustin, do you know what second place is?

[Buyer] Loser!

- The first loser. [Buyer] The first loser.

Second bidder's always the first loser.

[Dave] When I'm around, it's gonna be

a lot of second place for him.

♪ ♪

Dusty needs to learn that.

[saw whirring]

- Magical door. Let's go!

Looking for a score! All right.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

[Dusty] No need for a super secret sidebar here.

Lupe's face says it all.

- Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

Oh, you know what? I see a bunch of junk.

Hey, Dusty, get over here and bid on this unit.

It's all you're getting today. [Kenny] Look at this, boy.

They got all kinds of wheels in here, huh?

So this a wheel unit.

Came with different shelves and low-key televisions.

It's a really good unit that--yeah.

♪ ♪

- Got an older TV, a nice aluminum dolly.

A lot of clothing racks in here.

Little household unit.

I see a little bit of money.

- All right, nice little unit. Here we go, number 20.

What we gonna pay? It's 5 by 7.

[auctioneering] Bid 25.

50 there. 75 right there.

[auctioneering] 100. 125?

125 there. [auctioneering]

- Yes, I got it, in the back. - 150.

- [auctioneering] 200.

225. 250.

[Laura] Yes, I got it.

250, 275. [auctioneering]

300 going once.

And I got 300 there, and 325.

350 now. I got 375 now.

[auctioneering] 375, going once.

375, 400.

400 bucks. 425.

425. [auctioneering]

For 450. [auctioneering]

I got 425. 450.

475. 450.

475 where? 475.

[auctioneering] Oh--

- [laughs] 500, anybody?

475 looking for 500. [auctioneering]

475 going once. $500.

- How am I supposed to do my job...

- 525 where?

- With you doing [bleep] like that?

- 525.

- Laura, I know how to do my job.

- [auctioneering] 525, thank you.

550. - 550.

[auctioneering]

550. [auctioneering]

600. 600. 600.

600 now. 600.

600 going once, twice. Want to bid 600 bucks?

- Whoo-hoo!

[Dan] Sold that your way. You get it for 575.

Kenny do it? 575.

[Laura] 575, Kenny.

[Kenny] [bleep].

I done done it.

- 99? - Yeah.

- When I saw those eyes go, I was like, oh, [bleep].

[laughter]

[Kenny] Holy, [bleep].

I can't believe this right 'chere.

The [bleep] I done did?

♪ ♪

All right, from the top,

there's some money right 'chere.

You can load luggage and all that.

$25. [imitates brakes screeching]

Sorry. Uh-oh.

A whole bag of screws.

Somebody's gonna be screwed. [laughs]

Big time.

I got about $35 right here, boy.

Look at this. Ouch. [bleep].

[whimpers]

- No, yeah. Click.

I'm cussing a lot, America.

This is hurting.

Right now, we got this here TV that's stuck in here.

It's kind of heavy too.

♪ ♪

Hey, probably get about 15.

♪ ♪

You got something heavy.

[case thuds]

Heard that. Sounds like moneys.

♪ ♪

A treasure chest in a bag.

Yeah, this here.

[imitating thumping]

Watch my profanity. Two time.

[chuckles]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

Man, it's kind of sketchy.

Old man carving tools, hmm.

This is all the stuff you'd find

on the "Chainsaw Massacre" table.

This a needle nose knife.

You cut the eye socket out, like that, right here.

♪ ♪

I guess a shoemaker 'cause there's Pinocchio's foot.

He done kill Pinocchio.

Looking at this, I'ma have to find

somebody who knows how to put these stilettos together.

Shoe me the money.

[grunting]

♪ ♪

[taps]

Here we go, America. Let's see what we got.

And the winner is...

♪ ♪

Hollywood-- Hillwood.

More of that stuff.

Right 'chere, he be sandpapering everything.

We gonna make some stilekkos.

Yeah, this go along with the--

the rest of the "Jumanji" boxes.

What we got here, bruh?

Ooh, [bleep], that's heavy.

♪ ♪

We got a leg up on you, America.

[laughs] This is a model--

the mold, I would say--

the mold to make these here brilliant stilettos.

Yep, this goes with the--

the kit.

We got some nice jackets here.

♪ ♪

[sniffs] No money.

No money, Lord.

[Kenny] Sure the [bleep] is.

Oh, no, there might be a bunch of them.

♪ ♪

[Producer] Yeah. [coughing]

[Kenny] No money.

♪ ♪

Uh-oh. Yeah.

I love you.

A TDC viddy-vid-vid.

Good 50 bucks.

This is third grade Rolexes right here, America.

You can White Out the numbers.

No money. Everything broke.

♪ ♪

This is ridiculous.

Let me tell you right now, bruh.

♪ ♪

[Producer] [coughs]

♪ ♪

- Man, [bleep] this [bleep], bro.

I can't do it.

This locker stupid.

The people who [bleep] hit me up is [bleep] stupid.

Who the [bleep] put [bleep] popcorn

in a mother [bleep] unit?

You stupid mother [bleeps]. [bleep] damn.

This is supposed to be treasure hunting,

not junk hunting.

Thank God for this shoe kit

'cause I got to do some sole searching

after this dud of a unit.

A one, a two, a three.

[objects clattering] [bleep].

[clicker clicks]

[bleep]. Excuse me, American.

[bells ringing]

Like a disease.

Well, ain't nothing else in there.

Let's go.

[saw whirring]

[Laura] All right, here we go.

5 by 7, folks.

- They don't.

♪ ♪

[Laura] All right, she's packed.

♪ ♪

[Ivy] I like this room.

It's basic.

Real basic room with no trash.

I see a little bit of work, a little bit of tools.

Everything's sellable.

And it's on the smaller side,

so I won't be cleaning it up all the live long day.

I'm bidding on this one.

Right up my rails.

♪ ♪

- I see speakers and some totes,

tool chest. Low-key ice coolers.

This boy was obsessed with speakers right here.

- This is interesting.

♪ ♪

Skateboard.

I just-- I don't know.

If it's cheap, I'm interested because I'm already here.

♪ ♪

- This is maybe a... [metal thudding]

- And here we go. What are you gonna pay?

A little unit, 30 minutes. - Tell us.

- How much money where?

I got 20 right there. Want to bid 50, 50?

[auctioneering] 50 there.

- Choo, choo!

- Tell us, folks. - [auctioneering]

250. What about 300?

[auctioneering] 300. 350?

[auctioneering] - Thumbs up.

- Yes, I get 350. [auctioneering]

400 right there. - Right up front right here.

[Dan] 450, 500. [auctioneering]

[auctioneering] 550.

[auctioneering] 550. 600?

600 there.

And 650 now. [auctioneering]

Want to bid 700? How about that?

700.

[auctioneering] 750.

800 where?

I got 750 going once. 800 going twice.

Last and final call. [auctioneering]

- Whoo-hoo! [Dan] Sold it his way.

Ivy got it.

[Laura] Runaway train.

[Ivy] I didn't choose the locker.

It choo, choo, choosed me.

This is definitely the money train coming in.

♪ ♪

[saw whirring]

- Open this up, and let's get the hell out of here.

[Laura] [laughs]

[Dan] Gonna step up this game a little bit.

- Oh.

I'll open 'em up a little faster.

Here we go!

♪ ♪

[Dave] Oh, damn.

Look at this one.

Tiffany lamps. I don't know, man.

There's an old beauty salon chair here.

Dustin might need that to do his hair

when he comes to the auctions. There's a toolbox.

There's some bikes. There's some interesting stuff.

I like it.

[indistinct chatter]

- I really like that old amplifier right there.

That's probably a grand right there.

Got a bunch of old bikes right there.

Ooh, that's a 24-inch P.K. Ripper.

Probably goes for about $2,500 right there alone.

Ooh, a bunch of Harley parts.

There's money in this room. I see 3 grand just looking.

♪ ♪

[Lupe] Hmm.

♪ ♪

- I see a lot of tricycles in here, one-wheelers,

two-wheelers, three-wheelers.

What that sound instrument is? That's a nice one.

That's money right there.

- Mm, mm, mm, mm.

- I can tell Dusty's very excited

because he's barely talking.

♪ ♪

- Here we go.

Number 20, what's your pleasure on this one?

- 10 by 11. - I got 100 right there.

[auctioneering] 100. 200?

[Laura] Yes, in the back. In the back.

[Dan] I got 300. Want to bid 400?

To 500. [auctioneering]

Want to bid 600 where? At 600.

700. [auctioneering]

750. Want to bid 800?

800 there. [Laura] Yes.

[Dan] How about 850?

850. What about 900?

900 there. And 950 where?

1,000$ there. [Laura] Yeah.

[Dan] 1,050.

1,100. 1,150.

Who wants to bid 1,200? 1,250?

[auctioneering] 1,300.

How about 1,350?

1,350 and 1,400 and 1,450.

1,450. 1,500.

1,550. Have 1,600.

[Laura] Yes.

- 1,700. What about 1,750?

1,750. What about 1,800?

1,800. What about 1,850?

You're at 1,800. - For 1,850?

[Dan] Going once. You're out.

1,850 going twice.

Last and final call, 1,850 bucks tonight.

Sold it to a Dusty.

You got it for $1,800. [Laura] Whoo-hoo, you got it.

[Dan] 1,800.

[Dusty] Being discreet really paid off.

I didn't hear that yup monster once.

[Laura] Folks, that is the end of the auction,

and don't forget to pay the lady.

See you in the office, everyone.

God bless you. Let's go. - Great job, babe.

[Kenny] [bleep] be like, [bleep],

damn, this mother [bleep].

[Dave] What are you doing, Kenny?

You trying to fix this thing? - Yeah, bruh.

The--all the lights came on, man.

- Buy yourself a truck. - Yeah, that's what I need.

- Look like a real buyer.

- This is crazy, bruh.

[Dusty] What's wrong with the car?

[Kenny] All these lights come on, bruh,

like it's Christmas. Let's see if it'll turn over.

[Dave] You don't have a small, little emergency kit

in your car or anything? - No, I ain't got none--

I ain't no "mechamic."

[Dave] Either that, or just call AAA,

and tow it to the junkyard and go get yourself a new car.

[engine rumbles] Oh, [bleep], look at that.

♪ ♪

- Come see all these lights.

♪ ♪

[Dusty] Wow, man, Kenny, this car is broke as you.

[Kenny] Car problems ain't gonna

do [bleep] for my cuss count.

[clicker clicks] [bell rings]

Hey, Dave, what was that number, the AAA?

1-800-F [bleep] O-F-F.

- Watch your profanity.

[country rock music]

- We don't have to be quiet anymore.

- Yes.

- We can turn off-- we can see if our secret code--

- Worked? - Will prevail.

- Ooh.

♪ ♪

Wow.

- You watch, low profile will equal high profits.

[Lupe] Ooh, that one's good.

[Dusty] Is this a-- yeah, vintage starter.

San Francisco 49ers.

That's Wilson leather. I mean, it's a nice--

that's a nice, heavy motorcycle leather jacket.

[Lupe] Canada Goose is expensive.

Probably retails, like, $1,000?

- I think it's at least $1,000 for everything.

Oh, OK. - Oh, more jeans.

- Nice clean pants. Oh, jerseys.

[Lupe] Ooh, t-shirts.

[Dusty] Sick.

Easily 100 bucks in clothes in that tote.

I don't know how this is gonna work out.

[Lupe] I'll try to hold at least one bike.

Oh, we're getting close.

Ah. We did it.

[Dusty] Whew.

♪ ♪

[Lupe] All right, was it worth it?

Are the bikes good?

[Dusty] One is actually really good,

P.K. Ripper. [Lupe] Mm-hmm.

- 26-inch, upgraded parts.

So, I mean, I think this bike, we could at least get $1,000.

[Lupe] Is this the better bike?

- This is the better one.

This one, the components are basic.

They're not, like, Shimano or anything.

This bike, we'll ask, like, $150 for it.

[Lupe] Not bad.

- Nothing special.

♪ ♪

Ooh, we got rich in Levi's.

80. [Lupe] Yeah, a lot of Levi's.

- 100, 120, $300. - Nice.

- At $20 a pair. - Easy.

[Dusty] Oh, you're good.

When I look at a bike,

first thing I always look for is components.

- It looks nice.

- This is an entry-level Shimano.

It's not really that high quality,

so we'll get at least 100 bucks for it.

What have we got? - Let's see who gets...

[Dusty] Looks pretty cool though.

- The best one.

[Dusty] Pretty cool.

- I think I win.

[Dusty] Oh, that's a good one.

- Yeah, I win.

- That's actually one of the best ones.

- OK.

- That one goes for $250.

[Lupe] OK. See?

I win.

- A vintage BMX bike.

This is a freestyle.

Well, at least 300 bucks.

[Lupe] What's a Gum Wizard?

[Dusty] A Gum Wizard?

- Does it sell gum?

[Dusty] I don't think--

[Lupe] Cleans gum out of the floor?

[Dusty] Wow, yeah, it's a commercial gum cleaner.

I mean, I'll ask 1,500 bucks for it.

We'll see what happens. [Lupe] [laughs]

[Dusty] Look at this. Isn't it weird?

[Lupe] It almost looks like when you go get your hair done

and they put you on that dryer so that your hair dries faster.

Oh, it's a speaker.

[Dusty] That is a speaker. [Lupe] Grand speaker.

Do you know what it's worth? [Dusty] I really don't.

I think we could find someone to speak to us.

- OK.

[Dusty] Wow, look at all the tools.

[Lupe] OK, so--

- Wow. [Lupe] Oh, more tools.

There's a lot down there.

- I think there's at least 100 bucks

in all this stuff right here.

And then look, even two bug sprayers

to top it off at another $20 a piece.

That is 140 more dollars on this successful venture

of our silent stealing.

I think so far, we just proved that silence is golden.

- Shh.

[Dusty] Silent but deadly, Lupe.

- I've learned-- I'm learning.

- [whispers] But deadly, like a fart.

♪ ♪

[Ivy] Can the Ivy train make it to profit town early?

I think I can.

[groans] Well, that's an easy one.

Table.

It's a small one, four footer,

but well used, will get used more.

25 bucks. Another $25.

Adds up to $50 already.

Skateboard in excellent condition.

Another 25 bucks.

Ooh, this bad boy look good. Street Machine.

[taps] Whoo, money!

$100 bill, y'all.

Ooh, some cameras. These are pretty cool.

They use them in stores and stuff,

so you don't steal all their stuff.

Wiring.

This whole entire thing here, 50 bucks,

including the cooler.

Ooh, get this cooler out of my face.

Clothes, it looks to be.

I hate clothes. They are never worth any money.

Clothes all the way from bottom to top.

No money.

These sell like hotcakes in Grandma's Attic.

25, 25. And, ooh, it's working.

Older amplifier, 1,100 watts, Sony.

Good name brand. 25 bucks.

How are you opening?

All right, ooh, that's kind of nifty.

But how do we open up this side?

All righty.

Milwaukee, which is Ivy-- Little Ivy's brand.

So I can take this back to him.

All right, we got 40 bucks right there.

Wow, loaded.

Another 40 bucks right there.

In here, batteries,

big tools, bigger tools.

Oh, this is-- that's good money there.

♪ ♪

$200.

Wow, these shoes right here, if you see that,

make sure you keep 'em.

These shoes right here are $150 new.

I'm gonna get 50 bucks in less than 24 hours.

Look at that. Ooh.

Freddy ain't got nothing on me.

Ooh.

- Oh, Jason? [laughs]

Whoo, baby.

Jason ain't got nothing on me.

Wax in, wax off. 20 bucks.

Alrighty, what's in it? Bam.

Junk-ola. Nothing great.

More Maglites. More tools.

All right, everything in here, 50 bucks.

Most of the money is in the plain old case

because it's in great condition and all four latches work.

Whoa, holy moly. Oh, this is--

OK, probably rain protection plastic.

This sells really good at the shop. 20 bucks.

Don't know what this is, but it is kind of cool.

♪ ♪

Pressure washer.

Walk around. Come here, ghost.

[buzzing]

And put him in a little tran. Doot.

I'm gonna say it's gotta be worth at least 40 bucks.

Expensive boxes usually have--

well, 50% of the time have expensive stuff in them.

Boom!

Well, that would have been more better if it opened.

Boom.

Well--oh, I guess it would help if I did the side.

Again. Boom.

Whoo!

Struck it unrich.

15 bucks. I'll get more for the case.

Case itself, 30 bucks.

Oh, only tools on the top and only tools on the bottom.

All right, nice, nice.

Tools and container, 50 bucks.

Ooh, wow. Right up my alley right here.

It's what I do.

This is a dart board.

M.D. Sports, it says.

So it goes sideways like this.

I'm a dart player, so I know that.

[groans] There we go.

Very nice dart board. Nice case.

Look like it also lights up.

It looks like it's camel hair, which is a little better.

So it's a little more.

I'll get a $50 bill on this easy.

This reminds me, I gotta meet up with my dart buddies.

It's been a while.

Well, I thought it was empty, but it's more.

This is a dart case. I know what this is.

Let's say, how many sets of darts?

Three sets of darts.

Alrighty.

Got his flights back there.

There's little extra darts right here you can

play around and goof off with.

If you're gonna have a dart board,

you might as well have some darts to go with it.

$20 right here.

This locker really went off the rails here.

But a dart board? That's a bull's eye to me.

- Ooh, Mickey Mouse.

♪ ♪

Ooh, I think that's a bullseye.

♪ ♪

[Dave] All right, Henry, come on, let's get this done.

I paid $1,950 for this.

I gotta make some money here.

I saw a lot of great stuff from the door of this unit,

so I know there's gonna be a lot of gems I didn't see.

Just start grabbing some boxes and start lining 'em up

so I can see what's in them. Come on down here.

♪ ♪

Nice stuff. Bosch tools.

This Bosch is expensive.

♪ ♪

More tools. Hardware.

I'm gonna say there's $100 in that box.

Copier.

Is it for projection? Little projector.

We got everything in there? All right, Shimano's expensive.

That whole box is gonna be worth, like, 400 bucks.

I'm gonna say, easy, 500 bucks for somebody

to build out a computer.

This is very cool. I like this.

I think this is carbon fiber, actually.

Some of these can be worth up to, like, 1,000 bucks.

I'm gonna say an easy 500 bucks on it.

PlayStation 3.

Another easy-- easy $100 in this box.

A lot of PS4 games.

We got Wiis and PS4s.

I want to say this is $600 in that box.

Uh-oh, I see something in here

that might be interesting in here.

♪ ♪

Gamer stuff.

Another nice computer.

So I'm gonna say another 350 bucks in there.

All right, now it's time to come inside.

So we have wheels. What are these, bicycle wheels?

I don't know.

I'm gonna say 100 bucks on the rims.

These are roller blades?

Yeah, roller blades.

Probably 100 bucks, easy.

Callaway.

Might be a little-- few mixed.

100 bucks on this.

Kind of heavy-ass, high end--

- Oh, it's a speaker. - Yeah.

I don't know.

500 bucks, maybe?

Audio docking station. $50 bill, Brando.

Another speaker.

Another $100 bill, Brando.

Little equalizer,

integrated audio production studio.

What do you think? $200, Brando.

♪ ♪

Ooh, I like it. I like it.

Look at that, man. More--

[Henry] Electronics.

- Electronics.

I'm gonna say 200 bucks in there.

This is what I was bidding on was this jet pack bike.

♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ Empty.

That's part of the storage business.

So even though this bag is not full,

the bag itself is still worth, I'm gonna say, $400.

♪ ♪

Scuba jacket.

Yeah, with the jacket and fins and everything,

I'm gonna say, like, 300 bucks.

Oh, man. Look at this.

This is a-- [Henry] Sharks.

- No, me and my brothers, we would have

used these in the backyard trying to shoot

each other in the ass with these.

I'm gonna say 200 bucks here.

Lift this up.

Oh, my God, there it is. Beautiful.

This is your monitor, and the bottom piece is your soundbar.

So I'm gonna say, since it's used but in good condition,

I'm gonna say 700 bucks for both.

This is one of those new desks that raises and tilts.

If used, you can get 200 bucks on Craigslist

for them all day long.

I'm gonna say about $300 for the weights.

That just about does it.

See? Montebello never fails me.

OK, Henry, you guys pack it up.

I'm gonna go take a break, OK?

I'm gonna go sit in the RV with the dogs and take a nap.

♪ ♪

- There they are.

I'm meeting up with some of my dart buddies today.

I didn't know if y'all was gonna show up.

- Yep. Well, yeah, we got to take your money.

[Ivy] And Ed McCammack from Phoenix Darts

is bringing his top of the line,

most high-tech dart machine for us to play with.

So if I wanted to buy one of these,

what would it cost me?

- Well, we could probably go 12,500 on that.

- $12.50? - How about 12,500?

[Ivy] Whew.

[Ed] But it's way different than your grandpa's board

in his garage.

- Yeah, that's way different than my grandpa's everything.

For $12,000, it better let me hit bull's eyes every time.

- We have several fun zones that I think you would like,

not just your standard 501 and cricket.

But for you, I think we need to try a fishing game.

- You know how much I love fishing.

- It's not a complicated game.

You guys are gonna throw.

The better you hit, and the bigger fish you'll catch.

♪ ♪

That was not it.

All right, now we got a fish on the line.

Look at that little guppy.

[Ivy] Sardine, sir, for you.

[Ed] So now you're trying to hit the board

when that redfish is in a get area.

Otherwise, your line will break.

[Ivy] Oh.

[Ed] And your line broke.

♪ ♪

[Ivy] Big old grouper.

♪ ♪

Got him.

[Ed] All right, let's see if you can

reel it in, though. - Look at that.

Hey, want to take a picture, Nick?

♪ ♪

[Ed] Uh-oh, you are in trouble now, Ivy.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- Another snapped line.

[Ed] Oh, my God.

- All right.

[Ed] There it is.

There's a big one.

[Friend] They don't even fit on the screen.

[Ed] And the winner of the big fish competition

is not the fisherman.

- It ain't the fisherman.

[Ed] Congratulations.

[Ivy] I bow to you, sir.

You know what they say.

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at the auction.

I got a deal for you. [Ed] All right.

- I know you're not gonna give me one,

but if I hit a bull's, you got to loan me one

for a year. - We'll consider that a deal.

[Ivy] Alrighty.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

Ugh.

♪ ♪

I was so close.

That's the aim of the game.

- So close. [Ivy] So close.

- But I do appreciate you inviting us to play.

- Rematch next week. - That's right.

[Ivy] All right, Nick.

Love you, brother.

♪ ♪

- Best shoe cobbler in the land. Kumbaya.

I'm taking my shoe-making tools

to shoemaker, Pasquale Fabrizio.

Maybe I can step up into some profit.

Pasquale. [Pasquale] Whoa.

- What's up with you, boy?

[Pasquale] Hey, how you doing, man?

[Kenny] I'm all right, bruh.

Long time no see. - Good to see you.

- Yes, sir. - How's Barry doing?

[Kenny] He's doing all right.

I was with him yesterday, but he told me

to contact you about this here.

I call it a Pinocchio set,

but they said it's shoe-making stuff.

- You should tell Barry it's older than him.

- [laughs] What are you talking about?

- What you have here, this is a horse shoe

that we call a shoe. [Kenny] A horse shoe?

[Pasquale] Typically, what happens

with these kind of things,

'cause the cobbler will sit on a stoop,

small, low heel, that will sit between 'em

because they work by hand.

- Yeah, and you said they're called a cobbler?

- Cobbler is--is somebody who does refurbishing,

repairing footwear.

- So you a cobbler. [Pasquale] Yes.

- Go on with you-- [Pasquale] And a shoemaker.

- Oh, go on with your bad self. [Pasquale] The two.

And it's a cool piece, and, you know,

it's been around for at least 89 years.

[Kenny] Cause their leather is--

[Pasquale] Is dried up.

It's toast.

♪ ♪

[Kenny] I got a treasure chest for you.

- Cool.

♪ ♪

- Clubfoot.

[chuckles]

- These are called lasts.

This is what the shoe is made from.

And so what happens when you're mounting a shoe

or building one, all right, this gets cut to size,

and it gets nailed underneath.

So once you have that and you pull it out,

now you have the shape of the shoe, the mold.

This is the mold.

But each one of these is specific

and different to the shoe design.

- OK.

[Pasquale] These are also very generic

because the last has not been customized,

meaning it hasn't been made to a specific shoe.

So what you're looking at here, I would say this

is probably going back to the mid-1930s?

- Man, that's history.

[Pasquale] Yeah.

[Kenny] What about these unique carving tools?

- These are all the same, all right?

[Kenny] But they're not used for,

like, certain designs or something?

- No.

Skiving-- let me show you here.

You see it? So when you take this--

[Kenny] Oh, man.

So that's called skiving?

[Pasquale] Yeah, you see that?

- Yeah, like somebody with bad acne.

- [laughs] Or a terrible barber.

[Kenny] Yeah.

- You don't want to get caught in his chair.

But, yeah, this is what's skiving is.

So you thin out the edge. [Kenny] OK.

- There have just been a collection of--

of blades over a period of time.

[Kenny] Worn out knives. [Pasquale] Worn out knives.

That's it.

And they're all the same application.

Let me see what else you got in here.

Ooh, let me see.

Somebody buried stuff under here.

[Kenny] Oh, look at that.

- OK.

OK, these are our tools.

- They look kind of new, huh?

[Pasquale] Yeah, these are very, very recent.

Very traditional stuff that we work in all day.

Mallet. - Beat his ass.

[Pasquale] Yeah.

Also to apply the adhesives. [Kenny] Mm-hmm.

We got some iron boots.

[Pasquale] There they are.

- So here they go.

This here goes on the scurvy, right?

♪ ♪

Ain't that something. - So it goes like this.

- And you still use that to this day?

[Pasquale] Well, yeah, well, you need different applications

for different shoes.

[Kenny] Yeah, 'cause everybody's feet

ain't the same size.

That's a lot of work, bruh.

[Pasquale] Oh, you know how many tradesmen

it takes to make a pair of shoes?

- Three?

- 250 plus. - One pair of shoes?

- One pair.

It goes through so many steps

and so many people that are exposed to it.

To me, it's mind-blowing.

[Kenny] Wow.

- And I still look at a shoe going,

how can you still put a shoe together for that price,

even if it's $1,000?

- Let's get to the nitties gritties.

How do you think this whole collection is worth?

- I would say-- listen, a lot of this,

you know, is memorabilia. - Mm-hmm.

- What makes it interesting to me is

even this cobbler, he made his own toolkit.

- Yeah.

[Pasquale] He made all of this stuff, so he made it by hand.

All of this stuff really represents the tradesmen.

And I like the beauty of him putting it all together.

- Yeah. - The value, I think, is--

for me, I would say all of the stuff,

I would go in about $900.

♪ ♪

[Kenny] Making money out of this unit was a real feat,

but I [bleep] did it.

That's something. I learned that--

I didn't--I thought it was just called a shoemaker,

but now they got a professional name as the cobbler.

- It's always been a cobbler. - Always been a cobbler.

That could be a scary movie, bro.

"The Cobbler." - "The Cobbler."

[Dusty] Hey, man, I'm Dusty.

[Jason] Hey, Dusty, how are you?

[Dusty] Good. [Lupe] I'm Lupe.

- Hi, Lupe.

- This place is so neat.

[Jason] It's an adult toy store in a way.

[Dusty] Lupe and I are taking the speaker

to Jason Lord AKA Mr. Hi-fi

to see if we could amp up some profit.

Here's our--our beautifully Montebello found items.

- So there was a store out in Montebello way back in the day

that did a lot of horn-type speakers,

which is the category of speaker this is.

So this is an interesting company.

This is the Athena Phoenix.

This company started around 1998.

It's a Taiwanese company, but mostly sold in Asia

and a great deal in Europe.

This is actually a metal horn,

which is something that's very unique.

Most of the time, they're either made from wood

or they're made from some kind of composite.

The crossover into the tweeter is

really loose, so it might not be

working right now... - Oh, no.

- But it's nicely made.

We can't say the Taiwanese can't make good stuff.

- What is a tweeter?

- So a tweeter is a high-frequency component.

So the higher section things

are like--you know, like high hats on a drum

or the upper end of most musical instruments,

like horns and things like that.

People that typically buy this kind of speaker

were people that mostly listen to classical or older jazz.

I--I can't imagine too many people listening

to Grand Funk Railroad or, you know,

Alice in Chains, or anything like that.

- Mm.

[Jason] So let's take a look at the bass driver down here.

Wow.

And so what we have here is a 12-inch driver

with a butyl surround.

Now, it does have a technique here.

If you notice the surfacing, this is a tar

that they put on-- on the front.

And what that does is create more weight

and rigidity to the driver so it can handle more bass.

- What is a driver?

- The driver is actually the component

that actually makes the sound.

So there's a driver in here.

There's a driver here.

And then that's a bass driver. - Oh, wow. Lots of drivers.

[Jason] Lots of drivers.

A pair of these would have cost around 40 grand.

- Wow.

[Jason] If this doesn't work,

it's really probably not worth much.

If it's operational and somebody

has a matching unit for it, it could be worth quite a bit.

Where's the other one?

- Well, unfortunately, I was hoping

it was hiding under a blanket in the back corner of the room,

but-- - It wasn't.

There was lots of blankets, but it wasn't hiding.

- Instead, it was a bicycle frame with no wheels.

[Jason] There you go.

- And here we go.

[Jason] Well, we'll have to see how this one performs.

All right, well, let's check it out.

Let's hook this thing up and see what we got.

Nice and solid on the hookup.

And I think, wow, we can just hit play and we can go.

Are you ready? - I'm excited.

- Yeah, it looks like you're ready to launch

a space shuttle with all that.

[muffled music]

♪ ♪

[Jason] OK, so we have sound coming out of the bass driver.

[Dusty] Wow, we're missing the high.

[Jason] Yeah.

Our tweeter is not tweeting.

There is no sound coming out of the high-frequency driver

or the mids driver.

So it looks like we only have a connection

to the bottom speaker, which is the woofer.

So there's something really particularly wrong with it.

- Ah.

- So it sounds muffled.

[Dusty] I feel my money dying.

[Lupe] Aw.

- I mean, is there any value left in this thing?

- So...

let's assume that this driver was working

and this driver was working, because there's no pair,

you're really looking at somebody who's either

just gonna use it for ornamentation,

or you're looking at the possibility

of selling the individual components.

[Dusty] OK.

- If you did that, you know, you're probably talking...

♪ ♪

About 400 bucks is what you have in value.

[Dusty] Hauling the speaker down here

was more treble than it was worth.

- I hear that.

- Not exactly music to my ears.

- Uh, the way it performs right now,

it's not exactly music to anyone's ears.

- Aw. - I will agree.

[announcer] Dave Hester went large in Montebello

and cashed in with 4,000 big ones.

Dusty and Lupe were on the down low,

but their profit was up high.

Kenny Crossley counted an extra 450 bucks,

while Ivy Calvin chugged his way

out of the red with just $175.

- I'm a professional cusser.

It's a art form for me.

I'll be cussing when I don't even know

I'm cussing, you know?

[producer] Oh, yeah, we know.

- [laughs] Sorry.

My thing is, who the [bleep] said

that the F [bleeping] was a bad word?

Tell me that [bleep].

Who [bleep] said that [bleep]?

I honestly think it's something that the "Illuminachi"

trying to keep away from it 'cause, once you really

express how you really feel,

there's less stress in your body.

So I want everybody out there to try it one time.

Now say it with me, America.

[bleep] you.

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