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(liquid pouring)

(clink)

(suspenseful music)

(whistling)

(suspenseful music)

(wood creaking)

(suspenseful music)

(moaning)

(birds cawing)

(muffled screaming)

(bird wings flapping)

(muffled screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(upbeat hip hop music)

- Come on man, who the hell drives like that?

You can see I'm doing super important shit here.

Are you trying to get me killed?

- Super important shit, huh?

- Let me out of this sweatbox, I need to pee.

- I'm sorry about the AC.

- Who goes on a road trip

in a million degree heat with no AC?

- Devon, it's a convertible.

- Yeah a convertible that doesn't convert.

Just let me out, we're going to pee.

- (laughs) I don't have to pee.

- Yes you do, you're coming with me.

- You ever notice that girls always pee together?

- Yeah they shit together too, so what?

- I think I love her.

- I'm sorry what?

- I do, I love Ash.

I think she's the one.

- The one?

You haven't even had one, how, how would you know?

- When you know, you just know.

- Okay stop that please.

Oh.

You're gonna throw away tons of college sex

for a high school crush?

What a waste of a great life.

Really?

You think that is coming with us right now?

- What?

- Are you trying to jinx this weekend?

- What are you even looking for dude?

- (laughs) Yes.

- A cheap bottle of knock off cologne.

- It's an aphrodisiac.

Every hear of pheromones?

(laughs) The girls are gonna love it.

- Oh god, dude.

Oh my god.

(coughs) You idiot, what the...

- That's fantastic.

- Give me that.

(glass smashes)

- What the hell was that?

- [Ely] Nothing!

- You sure?

- [Ely] Yeah, no, I'm sure.

Just hurry up babe.

- Okay!

- So you're gonna break up with Ely tonight right?

- Are you still asking me about that?

I told you, I'm not sure about it.

- Not sure?

He's a guy.

He's going to college.

He can't be trusted.

- (laughs) I trust Ely.

That part is not even an issue.

You don't know him like I do.

- You're queen naive.

All guys are the same.

- Well, you trust Farbsie don't you?

(scoffs)

- Are you an idiot?

- What?

- You owe me $40 and you are giving it to me right now.

- $40?

You told me you stole that.

- I lied.

- You also told me that your Uncle Sheldon

knows we're in his car man.

Are you lying about that?

- I lie a lot.

- Oh Farbsie man, you...

- I'm sorry dude. - You gotta stop doing that.

Dude, that's not okay.

I like Sheldon, I don't want him to hate me.

- I want to lie. - For what?

Why do you this to me man? - I want to lie.

- There is a reason your family doesn't like me.

- Chill man.

(thudding)

- It's not my fault...

(gasping) - What the fuck?

What the hell was that?

- Dude is that a, a thumb?

(suspenseful music)

- What the hell?

Where did it come from?

(birds cawing)

- That's, that's definitely a thumb man.

That's definitely a thumb. - Just, just, just

just calm down man! - This is not okay.

- Take a deep breath.

We can't panic.

We don't wanna scare the girls off.

- What?

What are you talking about man?

That's a fucking thumb.

- Stop saying thumb!

- I can't. - Shut up.

You're being so loud.

Look, whoever's thumb it is has another one

so just be thankful you have two.

- What?

Dude you are a sick individual.

We have to call the cops man.

- Are you nuts?

And get involved in some case of a missing thumb?

No thanks man.

Sounds like a waste of a weekend to me.

- Oh my god.

- Look, we've gotta rid of this before the girls get back.

- Are you even hearing yourself man?

Someone could be hurt.

Someone could be dead.

- Okay.

- This is a new low man, even for you.

That is somebody's thumb.

- Yeah and now you're gonna reach around

and grab somebody's thumb and toss it.

- Are you crazy?

There's, there's no way in hell that that's happening.

- You, okay move.

- What? - Okay, where is that now?

Hey, hey get out.

- What?

- What's happening?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(wipers rattling)

- [Ely] Oh my god.

Oh my.

- Get out, get out.

- What?

- Go to the trunk and stall them.

Help them find their shit.

- What about you man?

- I'll take care of the thumb, just go.

- Oh my god.

(dramatic music)

Oh, oh my god you're already here.

That was so quick.

- Uh, you told us to hurry up.

- Yeah.

No, yeah, did you, did you get it all out okay?

- What the hell is that?

- Oh my god, ew, it stinks.

- Oh.

- Oh my god did?

- I tried to...

- Ew, did you get in cologne fight or something?

- (laughs) I, oh, Ash wait.

- Surprise!

- [Ash] Whoa, okay.

- And I've got one more surprise

before we hit Paradise beach.

Gonna be record highs today.

- Are you talking about you or the actual weather?

- Both.

This weekend is gonna be legendary.

- [Ash] Yeah I'm excited too.

- It's so, so hot out.

It's like a million degrees already.

- Yeah.

- It's like the kind of heat that makes you all

hot and sweaty.

Wet.

- Wet.

- You're too easy.

Stay hydrated.

- All right guys, let's go find this lagoon.

- (laughs) A lagoon.

- Yeah dickhead, a lagoon.

A small body of water secluded from a larger body of water.

- So it's like a pond near a lake.

- Well, we're about to find out.

Says right here, luxurious lagoon just up Miller's Trail.

- Right, let's go.

- All right.

- [Devon] Can I?

- [Ely] Oh yeah.

- [Devon] We have to walk all the way there?

- [Farbsie] It's not far.

It's a nice day for a walk,

besides trails are usually short.

- [Ely] (laughs) Do you have anything

to back that claim up with?

- Yeah.

If it was long it would say hiking trail.

That just says trail.

- Hmm. - Trust me.

- It also says no trespassing.

This better not be some bullshit swamp.

- Hey, you needed out of the car, we are out of the car.

This weekend's about having a good time,

not about hearing you bitch and complain

about a little stroll down a little trail.

Oh and the fact that Ely smells like shit.

- (laughs) You do.

- Okay, so let's just enjoy life.

We're alive, let's live.

So it begins.

(laughing)

(suspenseful music)

(peaceful music)

Hey, what's she look like naked?

- Who?

- Wait, what?

Oh my god, you haven't seen her naked yet

and you wanna marry this girl? - Shut up, shut up, shut up.

It's just a promise ring, okay, just be quiet.

- A promise ring?

- Shut up.

- Ely, I promise you if you give her that ring

you will never see another vagina in your 20's, your 30's,

your, well maybe your 40's

'cause those are like the swinging years or whatever.

But definitely not in your 50's, your 60's, shall I go on?

- No stop.

Just pipe down.

- I promise you.

I swear on my life.

Swear on the Torah.

Things around here are about to get very naked (laughs).

My fat ass is going skinny dipping.

- I knew it, I knew there was a reason for this man.

- I'm doing this for you now.

You gotta see what you're buying here.

Look I got us covered now and I got us covered later.

- My feet hurt.

- (laughs) Who wears flip flops on a hike?

- I'm not gonna just waste a fresh pedicure,

I'm showing it off.

- (laughs) Hard to argue with that.

- This doesn't look like a lagoon.

It's a stupid, boring cornfield.

- It's just up ahead, trust me.

- Well, what does it say on your phone?

- There's no service out here.

- Ew, how can anyone live out here without service?

I'd die without service.

- Like, what's the point in even taking a selfie

if you can't upload it.

- In other news, luxurious lagoon just up ahead.

- [Ely] Luxurious eh?

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- [Devon] Smile losers.

- [Farbsie] Hashtag nature.

(suspenseful music)

(bird cawing)

- What the hell's that?

- Oh it's a scarecrow, that's weird.

- What?

- The bird.

- [Farbsie] What about it?

- Aren't scarecrows supposed to scare off birds.

- Obviously this farmer doesn't know what scary means.

- What the?

- Hey look, another one.

- At least he gets to eat.

- I think he's cute.

- What is she doing?

Don't go over there, it could have rabies.

- Hey little guy.

Hey, what you eating?

(gasps)

Oh my god.

(dramatic music)

- What the fuck was that?

- Was that a finger?

- It's a worm.

Birds love worms, right?

- Actually that's not necessarily true at all.

Crows can be meat eaters too.

Frogs, mice anything they can swallow.

- Ew.

- Oh they also like fresh fruit.

- Well who loves fresh water?

Me.

Come on guys,

nobody gives a shit about the dietary habits of birds.

- Actually I do.

- Except for you.

You, you didn't let me finish.

- Hey man, don't be a dick.

- Look, Ash come on.

You know you're my favorite ornithologist right?

- I'm weirdly impressed that you know what that term means.

- Right?

- Yeah, it couldn't have been a finger (laughs).

- See it's not a finger, I told you guys.

- A fucking finger.

- So what it's a fucking finger grow up Ely.

(suspenseful music)

- Help!

Help!

(whistling)

(suspenseful music)

(whistling)

(groans)

(panting)

(groaning)

(screams)

(blood squelches)

(bird wings flapping)

- Are you serious?

- There was hardly any left.

- Yeah and now there's none left.

- You guys thirsty?

Stay hydrated.

- Okay, I can't take this anymore.

Ely how much longer?

- Farbsie, how much further man?

This is, this is getting crazy.

- This trail has to end eventually.

- We're done guys, this is dumb.

It's gonna be sundown by the time we get there

and I don't have any socks to keep my feet warm.

I'm dying.

- Yeah, I'm dying too.

- Okay how about this?

You guys just, just take a break okay.

We'll walk up ahead and scout.

- Trust me.

(suspenseful music)

(heavy breathing)

("Wasted Youth" by Bonnie McKee)

♪ They say youth is wasted ♪

- It's naked time.

- Girls, come on!

It's the lagoon.

- For real, he's not lying this time.

- For real?

♪ All the midnight dreamers falling into love ♪

- It's actually luxurious.

- Yeah, obviously.

♪ In our torn up sneakers, yeah, we were born to run ♪

- Come on.

Come on guys let's go.

♪ Hold on, hold on to your wasted youth ♪

♪ Hang on, hang on 'cause it's going so soon ♪

♪ So let's get it while we're ♪

- Oh.

What are you doing?

- What does it look like I'm doing.

Lagoon!

(water splashing)

(laughing)

Come on ladies, luxury awaits!

- Screw it.

Come on Ash, don't be a prude.

("Crash Your System" by Johnnie Newman)

♪ Shall we play a game ♪

- Okay.

♪ Shall we play a game ♪

♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey what's your name ♪

♪ Let's play play play play play play play play play a game ♪

♪ You're like a high speed state of the art ♪

♪ Uh ♪

♪ Super computer ♪

♪ I want to fill your hard drive and test your memory ♪

♪ Fry your battery ♪

♪ Crash your, crash ♪

♪ Crash your ♪

- Come on Ely, don't be a pussy.

- She's a million percent correct, you're a pussy.

- Yeah, okay.

♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey what's your name ♪

♪ Shall we play play play play play play ♪

- Lagoon!

♪ Play a game ♪

(water splashing)

(groaning)

♪ This is a test port missed connection ♪

♪ Think it was too late ♪

(laughing)

("Blow Me Away" by Elvis Brown)

♪ She was sent from heaven ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I saw it in her eyes ♪

- It's time to settle up.

♪ Invited me inside ♪

♪ Invited me inside ♪

- Swim free ladies.

- There's some commitment.

- Fuck it right?

♪ She got that thing I can't lose ♪

♪ That dam I can't close ♪

♪ It's physical, emotional, I'm all wrapped in your ♪

♪ Then you blow ♪

♪ Blow me away baby ♪

♪ Blow me away ♪

♪ Blow me away ♪

♪ Blow me away baby ♪

♪ Blow me away ♪

(suspenseful music)

(laughs)

- So, uh maybe if you're a good boy

we can finish this off tonight?

You know, take things to the next level.

(laughing)

- Well, I've been feeling the same way.

Actually.

Ash.

Look, I was gonna late 'til later to do this but.

I think it's perfect right now.

(peaceful music)

I wanna make a promise to you.

- Ely!

Look.

(laughing)

(coughing)

(peaceful music)

- Let's uh, let's finish this off tonight.

♪ Won't have to think about it anymore ♪

- I'm gonna finish you off tonight.

- What?

- Ooh, I, let's finish off drying.

Am I right?

- Yeah.

- Paradise Beach guys, let's hit the road.

Farbs, seriously man.

- One minute!

(moaning)

(laughs)

- Ew.

- What?

What did you expect to happen?

- Okay, we're done here.

- I'm not walking back.

You guys need to go get the car and drive it back here.

- We should've drove it here to begin with.

- It was your idea to walk.

- And now he's gonna walk back and get the car.

Right Nicholas?

- (laughs) Wow, she got real formal with you there.

- [Farbsie] How we gonna drive the car through all of that?

- Figure it out.

- All right, I'll go with him.

We'll be back.

You guys just hang out.

- Hurry.

- [Farbsie] We are.

- That's walking pick up the pace.

(laughing)

That's how you keep a man in check.

(laughing)

(twig snapping)

- Did you hear something?

(suspenseful music)

Hello?

(heavy breathing)

- Jesus man, are you,

are you sure you know where we're going?

- Of course, here's the corn field.

- Okay, you, you don't seem that confident.

- Shh.

- God.

- [Together] It's that way.

- Are, are you kidding me?

- Don't you think I would know.

- What?

- It's this way, trust me.

- Famous last words.

(groans)

This is so annoying man.

I'm hungry, I'm thirsty.

- You're hungry?

I haven't eat any dinner.

See (laughs).

I told you I knew where we were.

- There's food in the car right?

- Yeah not for you, the food is mine.

- Yeah.

Good luck with that.

- Don't you touch my ketchup chips.

Ely!

- Um.

- What in the actual fuck?

Someone took the car.

Someone took the fucking car.

Who would even want that car?

- They left the thumb.

- I'm dead, I am so, so dead.

- Look, look, look we'll figure something out man.

- Figure something out?

Are you an idiot?

My Uncle Sheldon's gonna fucking kill you.

Fuck!

(suspenseful music)

- Okay that time I heard something.

- Hello?

Is someone out there?

- Whoever the hell is out there,

you should know we're with two very strong and tough

bad ass motherfucking guys

and if you don't stop, they're gonna kick your ass!

(sighs)

(bushes rustling)

Okay run!

(suspenseful music)

- This isn't my fault man.

- How the hell can you even say that?

You were the one who took the car.

You were the one who drove the car.

You were the one who pulled over for the stupid lagoon.

- Are you insane?

You're the one who came up with all of this.

We were just supposed to go to the beach.

This was all your idea.

You are the asshole who told me to pull over.

- And you are the asshole who listened to me.

- Only you could get a car stolen in the middle of nowhere.

- Shut up.

Say one more word and I'm gonna kick your ass.

- Huh?

You know what?

I am sick of your shit man.

Go ahead.

You're gonna kick my ass, come on kick my ass then.

Come on.

That's what I thought.

(groaning)

(heavy rock music)

(groaning)

- Are you kidding me?

(panting)

Will you two stop trying to fuck each other and get the car!

- Why are you fighting?

- Take the dick out of your mouth and say it.

- Okay stop messing around Ely.

I'm hungry and my mouth is getting dry

and I could've used some water.

- Oh, are you looking at me?

Because I chose to take a sip of water on a fucking hike.

- More like you drank the entire thing

without thinking about other people.

- Come on Ash.

- No Ely, she is being a selfish bitch.

You know, she always does this.

She's always just thinking about herself.

Like "oh Ash, oh do I look good in this?

"Ash do I smell yummy?

"Ash should I swipe right or left on this guy?"

- That's a real good impression Ashley,

I'd do an impression of you

but you don't have a personality, so it'd suck.

- Okay.

- Okay ladies, both of you, seriously.

We have a problem that we need to solve,

so both of you just shut the hell up.

- You're so sexy when you're sassy.

- Okay, what is the problem?

- The car.

- What about it?

- It's, gone.

- What do mean it's gone?

- It's gone!

The fucking car is gone.

Get it?

- Okay, everybody just needs to calm down.

Look, we need to stick together.

We're all hungry and thirsty.

How about we use what's left of our energy

to get the hell out of here.

Then we can bitch and complain all we want.

Wasted on a beach.

- I'm sorry I drank the water.

- I'm, I'm sorry for doing an impression of you.

- I'm sorry Ely got the car stolen.

- Come on man.

- Wait, wait guys look.

There's a farmer over there.

- Hey!

- Hey! - Hey!

- [Farbsie] Help!

Hey, hey, hey help!

- [Devon] Help!

- Help!

Come here.

- [Ely] Hey!

(suspenseful music)

Hey!

- [Devon] Hey!

- Where did he go?

- I swear he was right over there.

- Farbsie, go get him.

- Through?

(laughs)

Uh.

Uh.

Okay.

(groaning)

- Oh my god.

Hold this.

- Okay.

- Hold it.

- [Ely] All right Ash.

- Okay. - Okay.

- There you go, there you go.

- I'm wearing a dress guys.

Okay.

- All right Buddy.

Look, come on man.

- I'm okay.

- What?

(laughs)

- Actually.

Yeah, me and fences don't really get along.

- Didn't you like break your balls on a fence

in the sixth grade?

(laughing)

- Ruptured a ball, just one of 'em.

- You still have two balls.

- [Farbsie] I'm aware.

- So use 'em.

- I'm totally messing with you guys.

You think I'm scared of a little rickety fence?

Absolutely not.

- Oh my boy, let's do this.

(suspenseful music)

- Okay. - There you go.

(screaming)

(laughing)

- It's not funny, help me out of here.

- Oh shit, I'm sorry.

(groaning)

All right, all right, are you ready?

- Yeah, yeah.

- One, two.

(screaming)

You were supposed to grab my hand.

(sobbing)

- Oh my god you're bleeding.

- Such pain.

- We're gonna have to wrap his leg.

- Yeah, just hang on one second man.

- (groaning) Don't open that.

- What's wrong with you man?

She's literally looking for something to wrap you up with.

- There's nothing in there to wrap me with.

(groans) Please, I'm already screwed.

My uncle's car is gone and now my leg is fucked.

Please just respect my wishes.

- Ely, why don't you give him your shirt.

(moaning)

- Hold this,

- Oh fuck.

- All right, all right, all right, all right.

Dude. - Yeah.

- All right dude.

All right this is really gonna hurt okay.

- Yeah okay, okay.

(suspenseful music)

(screaming)

- Oh my god dude, I'm so sorry.

(groaning)

Okay buddy, okay.

Okay.

- Look we have to get him help.

- He can't walk.

- We have to take him anyway.

(groaning)

- [Ash] We have to get him help.

Let's go.

- Okay.

- Come on, you'll be fine.

(groans) Come on bud.

Oh there you go, we're gonna do it.

Let's get this arm around me.

- [Farbsie] Okay.

- [Ely] All right, all right there we go.

- Fuck. - Oh my gosh.

- [Ash] Hey come on.

- Farbs, Farbs if it bleeds more take this okay.

- Okay. - All right, all right.

- Here Ely. - Thank you, thank you.

- [Ash] Okay, let's go.

- [Ely] All right buddy.

(suspenseful music)

Okay, we're almost there buddy.

We'll stop here, we'll stop here.

(groaning)

Okay, okay.

Here Ash, just a little move buddy.

Okay.

All right, careful, don't fall.

All right, all right, all right.

Yes.

(groaning)

Okay, okay.

Here keep this under you.

- Okay, oh god.

(groaning)

- Is that okay?

- Yeah.

(groaning)

- You're gonna be okay, okay?

You're gonna be fine okay.

(groaning)

- Look, I'm gonna find this barn.

Okay, I'll get us some help.

- I'll go with you.

- Uh, okay yeah.

Just Ash stay here, make sure you're helping him out okay.

- How are you gonna find us?

- Just, just stay with the scarecrow.

Don't move okay, it'll make things easy.

- Okay.

(groaning)

- We won't be long.

(sobbing)

(panting)

- This sucks.

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

- Come on, it's right over there.

Hey, hey!

- Shh, quiet.

- What? - Shh, shut up.

Maybe we don't wanna get found just yet?

- Dev, what are you doing?

No.

Farbsie's sitting back there with a near gangrene leg

and Ash is... - Again, shut up.

And no one really cares about Ash.

I mean, why?

(moaning)

- No.

Dev, Devon stop, stop.

Stop.

- Are you sure?

("First Love" by Wax)

♪ My ex-girlfriends are all doing just fine ♪

♪ I cross one of their paths from time to time ♪

- Okay, wait wait, wait wait.

I can't do this, I'm with Ash.

♪ They had to make a run ♪

♪ 'Cause they could never be ♪

- No seriously this is, this is bad.

- That's the way it's supposed to be.

- No, no for real, we should be getting.

We should be getting help, the suns going down.

- Shh.

♪ My ex-girlfriends are all doing just fine ♪

♪ I cross one of their paths from time to time ♪

- No.

No.

No.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(panting)

- Does it still hurt?

- What?

- Sorry that was a really dumb question.

I don't, I just wish there was something I could do

to make you feel better.

What?

- Well you could, kiss it better.

(laughing)

Or you could pass me my bag.

- What's with you and this bag?

What's in there anyway?

- The only thing that can help me feel better right now.

(relaxed hip hop music)

(laughing)

Say hello to the boys.

Tito and Dusty.

The two pounds that are gonna change my life forever.

- Jesus.

- Thank we appreciate that.

(laughing)

- Wait, how is this gonna change your life?

- This isn't just any old bud.

Ever heard of the term top shelf?

- Yeah.

- Well this is from the shelf on top of that shelf.

The Trudy special.

Bubba OGCT Hybrid Mega-Cush.

This flower's gonna make me a superstar tonight.

- I don't get it.

- I was gonna bring it to the beach and be a hero.

Everyone would've loved me.

- Come on.

- No look, I know people think that I'm annoying and lazy.

- Farbs, it's cool.

You know we all love you right?

- (laughs) You know my buddy Ely

thinks you're pretty special.

- (laughs) Oh yeah.

- Yeah, he didn't want me to say anything but,

you know what,

you've been one of my best friends for a while now,

I can count on you right?

- Absolutely.

- I need you to do a huge favor for me.

I'm gonna need you to do something

that might make you a little uncomfortable.

- Okay.

- I need you to.

Roll me a huge joint, like the biggest one you possible can.

Now, please and thank you.

(laughing)

- It's not gonna be pretty but okay.

(relaxed hip hop music)

- You're a pro.

Very impressive.

(moaning)

- Wow, you're a pro.

Very impressive.

- [Devon] I'm aware.

(whistling)

- What the?

Hey okay, just stop for just like a second please?

- Too much teeth?

- No, I.

I just heard like a whistling okay.

It came from right over here.

(suspenseful music)

- What the hell?

(screams)

(suspenseful music)

- Okay that thing is freaky looking.

- So don't look at it.

I have to take a shit.

- (laughs) Oh come on, for real?

- I'm not kidding.

A massive dump.

- So what are you gonna do?

- You mean what are we gonna do?

- We?

- [Farbsie] You need to help me.

- Uh, how am I gonna help you take a shit?

- You're not, that part I've mastered.

I need you to help me to get to a shitting area

and then I can take it from there.

- (laughs) This isn't real?

- No this is very real.

It's either I shit right here,

all over the scarecrow

and we sit in it until they get back here,

or you help me?

- [Ash] Okay, okay.

(groaning)

- Fuck. - Watch your step.

Okay, all right.

- [Farbsie] Okay.

- [Ash] Okay.

(suspenseful music)

(door creaks)

(heavy breathing)

(suspenseful music)

(groans)

(panting)

(groans)

(groaning)

- Please, please don't.

Please don't.

Please let me go.

Please don't hurt me.

Please let me go.

(screaming)

(sobbing)

(panting)

(wheezing)

(groaning)

(sobbing)

Fuck you.

- Hmm-mm.

(groaning)

(panting)

(suspenseful music)

(groaning)

- Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

(groaning)

Please let me go.

I won't tell on you or tell anybody.

What's the for?

What the fuck is that for?

What the fuck is that for?

(screaming)

(sobbing)

(suspenseful music)

(screaming)

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled screaming)

(punch thwacks)

(groans)

(suspenseful music)

(sighs)

(groaning)

- [Ash] What's taking you so long?

- Oh god.

- Hey, come on hurry up.

- Sorry, I can't go with you watching me.

- I'm not watching you,

I have zero interest in watching you.

- Well then go and wait by the scarecrow.

- It's creepy over there.

- Just go, I'll be right here shitting my brains out.

- Fine.

(groaning)

(sighs)

(suspenseful music)

You're supposed to scare birds, not people.

(suspenseful music)

(gasps)

What are you made out of?

(gasps)

(screams)

(suspenseful music)

So fucking gross.

- I'm sorry, I told you I had to go bad, I wasn't kidding.

- Farbs are you almost done?

- Almost!

Ah come on dammit.

(whistling)

(suspenseful music)

Hello?

(corn rustling)

Hello?

- What?

- Never mind.

(suspenseful music)

(moaning)

(door creaking)

(moaning)

(groans)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(muffled groaning)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled groaning)

(sobbing)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled groaning)

(muffled screaming)

(screaming)

- Ely!

Ely wake up!

Ely.

(sobbing)

Please don't hurt me.

No Ely!

Please don't hurt me.

Please let us go!

Ely wake up.

(suspenseful music)

(sobbing)

(screams)

(sobbing)

(dramatic music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(light clicks)

(suspenseful music)

- Devon!

Ely is that you?

Farbsie.

Enough already, hurry up.

Hello?

(suspenseful music)

(muffled screaming)

(screams)

- Shut up.

Shut the hell up.

Do you wanna live?

I've been watching you and your friends all day.

Now you, you made a big mistake when trespassing.

- We're just looking for help.

Our friend he's really badly hurt

and our car went missing.

We just want to go home.

- There's no way he will ever let that happen.

Now you need to come with me.

- But my friend he's badly hurt.

He needs a doctor, he needs help.

- He'll find his own way.

You, you need to trust me.

(suspenseful music)

- Hey that's our...

- Shh, your car?

Stay quiet.

- You stole our car?

Why should I trust you?

- Because you have no choice, now let's go.

(door squeaking)

(suspenseful music)

People shouldn't trespass.

That's how accidents happen.

- Accidents?

- This, this has been going on for a long, long time.

- What are you talking about?

What has?

You can trust me.

(suspenseful music)

- The scarecrows.

- What about them?

- They're alive.

(suspenseful music)

- You mean?

- His victims, all of them.

Once one goes up, it never comes down.

He kills for her.

The trespassers, they took away the only person

that he ever cared about.

He'll never let her go.

- Where are my friends?

(door banging)

(suspenseful music)

- Go.

(door banging)

(suspenseful music)

Sorry father, I didn't realize that the latch was broken.

The chair?

(whimpering)

(suspenseful music)

It's been a really busy day for you.

You must be tired.

(suspenseful music)

(groans)

(whimpering)

(groans)

(suspenseful music)

(humming)

(moaning)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled screaming)

(gasps)

(muffled groaning)

(hammer chinking)

(sobbing)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled groaning)

We, we can finish this in the morning?

(suspenseful music)

(muffled groaning)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled groaning)

- No!

Don't hurt him anymore.

(hammer clangs)

(suspenseful music)

You're a monster, just let him go now.

Stop!

Ely.

(muffled groaning)

Ely get up now.

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

Help me!

Please do something.

(groans)

(suspenseful music)

(moaning)

(sobbing)

(muffled groaning)

(suspenseful music)

(heavy breathing)

- Stay quiet.

(whimpering)

(suspenseful music)

It needs to end.

- Please, please, please.

Don't, don't, don't.

No.

(sobbing)

(gasps)

(panting)

Your body is in shock.

The freezing from the injection will wear off soon.

But you have to fight through it.

- What did you do to me?

(suspenseful music)

Where are my friends?

- Your friends, are in the field.

You need to save yourself.

(melancholy music)

- How do I get out of here.

- The same way you came in.

Back through the cornfield, there's a road.

- What about you?

(door creaks)

(suspenseful music)

- It's over now.

We're going to let her live.

She doesn't deserve to die.

No one does.

What happened back then was an accident.

(groans)

They never meant to kill her.

You need to go.

Now.

(suspenseful music)

(heavy breathing)

I'm sorry mother.

- No, what are you doing?

- Please, please let her go.

Please, please let her go.

(whimpering)

(suspenseful music)

Please, please, please father.

Please father forgive me.

Please, please forgive me.

(suspenseful music)

Please.

(dramatic music)

(sputtering)

(groans)

(body thuds)

(coughing)

(melancholy music)

(sputtering)

(groans)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- Hello?

Ely?

Ely is that you?

Ely please answer me.

(suspenseful music)

(screams)

(suspenseful music)

(groans)

(suspenseful music)

Ely?

Ely?

Is that you?

(suspenseful music)

(panting)

Are you alive?

(dramatic music)

(screams)

(suspenseful music)

(groans)

(whimpering)

No, no, don't.

(sobbing)

Die!

(suspenseful music)

(groans)

(groans)

(groaning)

(panting)

(suspenseful music)

(whimpering)

(muffled groaning)

Ely?

(muffled groaning)

Is that you?

(muffled groaning)

Farbsie, is that you?

(muffled groaning)

(suspenseful music)

Oh my god Farbsie.

I'm gonna get you out of here, okay.

(muffled groaning)

It's gonna hurt.

(muffled screaming)

I'm so sorry it hurts, I know, I know.

(muffled screaming)

Shit.

(muffled groaning)

What?

What?

(suspenseful music)

I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

(muffled screaming)

(muffled groaning)

You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna get out of here.

It's gonna be okay.

(muffled groaning)

Sorry I know...

(suspenseful music)

What?

(screams)

(suspenseful music)

(muffled groaning)

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

- Fuck you.

(moans)

(groaning)

(sobbing)

(groaning)

(blood dripping)

(groans)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- Help me!

Somebody please.

(suspenseful music)

(whistling)

(suspenseful music)

(screams)

(suspenseful music)

(groans)

(distant pop music)

Help!

Help me please.

♪ Because when I press play ♪

- Hey whoa, whoa what happened?

I didn't finish yet.

- Did you hear something?

- I felt something.

♪ About the music ♪

- Help!

(suspenseful music)

Help me please.

Help me please.

- Are you sure you didn't hear something?

- Yes.

Hmm?

(suspenseful music)

- Help!

Help!

Help.

No!

(melancholy music)

(suspenseful music)

(groaning)

(wood creaking)

(suspenseful music)

(panting)

(birds cawing)

(muffled groaning)

(muffled screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(whimpering)

(muffled screaming)

("Scarecrow" by Johnnie Newman)

♪ Am I talking to ghosts ♪

♪ Am I surrounded ♪

♪ Am I imagining it all ♪

♪ There are some who say they rattle chains ♪

♪ A hundred ways to tip you off ♪

♪ But when they call your name ♪

♪ There must be some mistake ♪

♪ Maybe I've told too many stories ♪

♪ Don't you know the scarecrow is a lie ♪

♪ But I ain't be laid to rest ♪

♪ But I ain't been laid to rest ♪

♪ You can try to be clever ♪

♪ But you can't fool the devil ♪

♪ 'Cause he ain't afraid of fire ♪

♪ Am I talking to ghosts ♪

♪ Have I found you ♪

♪ Is that you between the walls ♪

♪ Give me something ♪

♪ Show me a sign ♪

♪ Make it real ♪

♪ Just not in my mind ♪

♪ Kill the lights ♪

♪ Shake the floor ♪

♪ And show me what the fuck you think you came here for ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Maybe I've told too many stories ♪

♪ Don't you know the scarecrow is a lie ♪

♪ But I ain't be laid to rest yet ♪

♪ But I ain't be laid to rest ♪

♪ 'Cause he ain't afraid of fire ♪

♪ I'm on my way to you ♪

♪ He ain't afraid of fire ♪

♪ I'm on my way to you ♪

♪ I'm on my way to you ♪

♪ You can try to be clever ♪

♪ But you can't fool the devil ♪

♪ 'Cause he ain't afraid of fire ♪

♪ Hey, uh ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Maybe I've told too many stories ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Don't you know the scarecrow is a lie ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Is a lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie ♪

♪ Is a lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie ♪

♪ Is a lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie ♪

(distant hip hop music)

- All right boys, let's do this.

All right with this one you're gonna catch the biggest fish

on that damn lagoon.

It's gonna be great come on.

(suspenseful music)

(whistling)