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I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

So, man, what'd you do over the weekend? Anything good?

Yeah, man, I was, you know, trying to impregnate my wife and whatnot, but I

haven't had any luck.

Maybe your swimmers are lazy or just a little slow. Shut the fuck up. You're

just trying to have me do that weird sperm race thing you've been talking

Do you want to do it?

How does it even work?

Hey, look.

You nut in a cup.

I nut in a cup.

We give it to the scientist guy I know. And he puts it under a microscope and he

tells us which one's faster.

You have a guy for everything.

What do you even want to bet?

I got it.

The winner gets to have sex with the other one's wife and breed her.

That's insane.

It's only insane if you think you're going to lose. True that.

Tell your wife to stretch because I'm going to win. So you want to do it? It's

bet. Bet.

So what do you think we're going to do?

I'm trying to have a kid for quite some time already.

I don't know. It has been like a few months, and I've been trying to keep

getting my period.

Maybe it's me.

I'm not sure what we should do anymore.

I've been taking tests, and I'm still getting my period.

I keep not getting pregnant.

Maybe I have to go to a hospital and do the lab.

It's just been on my mind lately what that has been saying. Maybe my sperm is

just plaguing.

Maybe it is just the way it is.

You think so?

Sometimes I think it might just be me. I think maybe I should go to the lab and

get my ink done.

I don't think it would be like that. I don't know. I would probably think of

options. I don't know.

We've been trying for so long.

I'm starting on a trip, I think.

But whatever it is, we'll get through it together.

Yeah. I mean, something.

It's going to happen. Like, there's so much, like, for women, like, for people

like that, I guess.

I don't know. I'm just nervous now.

We have been trying for a while, so I get it. Yeah.

We'll do it. Okay, do it.

Oh, I don't know who that is.

Are you expecting anyone?

No, no, no.

No?

Yes, I'll get it.

Hey, Donnie.

Hi.

The results are in.

What?

What's going on?

Donnie, give me a minute with my wife. Can you put that in my living room?

Sure. And you, you better hang on to that.

Why?

What are you talking about?

Give me a talk.

What's going on?

Well, Donnie and I had a, you know, put our firm, a firm rate,

and he sent the results over, and we had a bet on it, and the winner

got to breed with the loser's wife.

Okay, so what do you think?

I lost.

What the fuck?

Okay, so I have to... It was a silly mistake, a dumb bet.

I could talk to Donnie, give him shares with the company, and just make this all

go away.

I mean, we should probably think about this, right?

You're seriously considering this?

I mean, you made the bet, and we've been...

trying to get pregnant for a while. I don't want to believe in that spiritual

bullshit. First of all, my baby, I mean our baby, after all. And it'll

still be our baby.

It's the sperm. It'll mean nothing.

Maybe I guess you're right.

So you think we should try?

I think we should try.

I mean, I didn't make it back after all.

I guess we have to...

You're a man of your word.

I'll give you two in private.

No, I want you here. I think you should be here.

The both of us.

I don't mind an audience.

I think you're right. I should be here.

Alright,

lay down here. I'll get this party started.

Just try to get you warmed up.

Okay.

Oh, come on. You're not going to take the dress off? I don't get to see you

naked? No, he told me about the vet. You only get to breed me.

We're gonna have a family.

I think you're ready to go.

Why don't you climb up here?

We're gonna have a baby.

I think we should start getting the

studio ready.

I'm already thinking of colors.

You're going to be a great daddy.

I think so.

Gets ready to receive.

Receive.

Yeah.

That's what we're here for.

Yeah, exactly.

I guess so.

I thought this was going to be quick.

I'm glad you're here with me.

This is just transactional.

Just transactional.

Because I'm excited for the baby.

I bet you're going to be great parents.

I know we will.

Keep holding my hand.

You're definitely going to be going.

You think so?

I think I'm going to have a really cute baby bump.

Yeah.

Can't wait to hold our baby.

It's going to be a good one.

Whether it's a boy or a girl.

If it's a boy, we should name it after you.

And if it's a girl, we should name it after my grandmother.

That's so sweet.

What drives you?

Okay, just you and me right now.

Sit back.

We should start looking at baby clothes, maybe.

That'd be cute.

Setting up dates.

We still have to figure out what gender it's going to be before we get the

clothes.

I'll be there in a bit, boy.

I'll be there.

be a beautiful mom.

You're going to be a great dad.

Okay.

You're just the best.

Can't wait.

You will be a good daddy.

Thank you.

I hate to say it, but he's right.

Yeah, there you go.

You can't believe you made a bet, though.

Hey, all bets are bet.

And I'm a man of my word.

I guess so.

Now I'm going to baby you a bit.

And you're going to be a great mother.

She is going to be good.

Do you need help?

No, let him help.

Yeah.

Now I get to look at you.

I think so too.

Do I have your eyes?

I hope so.

working yeah i hope so

same here because we're not doing this again no

we should definitely try can you not that's not part of the bed is it

I wonder what we're going to tell our parents.

It could be our secret.

They don't have to know.

That would be a really nice place.

You guys are going to be great parents. I know it.

Thank you.

We will.

Especially with this good mother over here.

She's going to be good.

I just can't wait to see myself pregnant. I'm already thinking about it.

You'll have the most beautiful baby body.

I'm just not curious on if it's going to be a boy or a girl.

I guess we'll find out in a few months.

That's true.

It runs through the day.

And I'll be a dad.

Yeah.

Well, animating a word more importantly.

Someone who sticks by what he says.

Unfortunately.

I know the date is just about.

Still can't believe it, but if we get a family out of it.

It's a win -win.

I can't

wait

for our family.

It's going to be beautiful.

It will.

So I just wonder if it's going to be a boy or a girl.

It's on my mind.

We have to think of more names.

We do.

We need a list.

I'm sure we can come up with something.

Yeah.

You guys will come up with something really sweet, I'm sure.

I hope so.

I'm sure we will.

The kids are going to have a beautiful night.

We need to start looking for doctors, I think.

That's what people do, right?

Yeah.

You're going to be a beautiful mother.

Thank you.

You're going to be a great dad.

I already know.

Thank you.

You're a great husband.

Terrible.

Feel good at all?

I see you're supposed to be relaxed.

I feel good to help get pregnant.

Does it?

That's what I heard.

I don't know, I guess.

Okay, just relax.

I'm here with you.

It's not really for enjoyment. It's for our family.

Yeah.

It sure is.

What a beautiful family we'll have.

This kid's gonna rock.

I hope so.

For sure.

Our first baby is going to come already.

Be here in no time.

Not in short months.

I hope.

It's around the corner. Time just flies.

I hope this works.

Yeah.

I'm sure things are going all right.

Is it okay?

Everything looks great.

Are you ready to be a mother?

I've been ready. We've been trying for so long.

You guys are going to be really good.

Thank you.

See, this is what's supposed to happen here. Nice and relaxed and

wet.

That helps.

Never actually done this before, but... We have to start getting pregnancy books

then.

They should hope.

To some extent, we don't have to do this.

I can't wait for our baby.

You're that excited?

Yeah.

I can't stop thinking about it.

Well, there's nothing else to think about.

That's good.

But you're going to do just great.

You're just as excited as you are.

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Always going to come.

Come along, Jeff.

Should we maybe get a dog, too?

Let's worry about the baby first.

I'm just too excited.

We need a whole new space.

New furniture.

Baby locks.

Now we have a reason for it.

We

have

to start making wish lists.

I already know my aunt is getting a few of them sent to her.

Oh, wow.

I think you guys are ready for it.

Yeah, I think we're ready for it.

Ready for the... Yeah.

Just give me the seed whenever.

Yeah, I'm ready.

I already feel it working.

And I'm excited to be a dad.

I know. You're going to be a great father.

Thank you. And you're going to be a great mother.

Our family.

You're a real man of your word. I never thought you were going to go through

with it.

Mad respect.

Wow, you guys are going to be great parents.

Thank you, Donnie. I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.