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Ugh, it has gotten unbearable around here.

Yes, I swear, I feel like all they do is compete.

You know, last night, it was who could finish dinner first, and who could clean

up fastest after themselves, right?

I swear, it's gotten so bad around here.

Well,

that's the thing.

Junior has been winning all these little competitions they've been having.

Yeah, you know, he's really blossomed into a young man.

You know, his father feels so threatened right now. It's so sad. And I just feel

so bad for him because the thing is, other than the bedroom, you know, he's

his father B everywhere.

So, well, of course he'll never beat him there. He's my son. I would never do

anything like that with him.

And I think his dad just feels really threatened about the whole situation and

bad. And I'm just, it's bad.

I could definitely use the girls night out. That would be awesome.

Thank you so much. I'll keep in touch. I'll let you know what's the latest

update on the whole fiasco.

Bye.

We're home. Oh,

honey, what are you doing?

Nothing, Mom. I just wanted to say hi.

Well, hi.

What are you up to?

Well, nothing.

Just been hanging out with Dad.

Beating him at everything, you know.

He's taking a nice bath.

So he's not going to be around for a while.

Well, you know, he does that all the time.

I know.

So what are you doing? Just a little laundry?

Yeah, trying.

Sweetheart, what has gotten into you?

I heard your conversation.

What conversation?

Oh, with Aunt Jeannie.

Honey, that was just between your aunt and I.

I heard you talking about me.

I'm very proud of you.

Well, you said I was, you know, really becoming a man, and I looked good,

You are. You have.

Well... Sweetheart.

Sweetheart?

Mom, let's not play games. I know that Dad's not pleasing you in

the bedroom. That's...

Not... Your vibrator's going all the time.

I can hear you in here.

Sweetheart, that is so embarrassing. You should not be talking about that with

your mother.

It's not embarrassing. You're beautiful and you're young.

And you know what?

Honey. I want to help.

Honey. I want to help. Honey?

But... It's okay.

What are you doing? You don't have to tell anyone.

You don't have to tell anybody.

Baby, we can't do this. We can't do this. I can't cheat on your father.

It's not cheating, Mom. We're family.

Come on, you can't cheat on your family.

Family. Sweetheart.

Your father would kill us both if he found out. He's not going to find out.

you going to tell him? This will be a trophy I'll keep to myself.

Okay?

I know that you use your vibrator a lot.

I've seen you do it. I'm sorry, but I've peeked. I've snuck in here and I've

peeked at you.

You shouldn't be doing that.

Why? You're so gorgeous. You're way hotter than any of the girls at school.

You're beautiful and you're sexy and you deserve to feel good.

Sweetheart, are you... Let's feel good together.

I don't know.

This is... Baby, we should...

I... It's okay.

You know what? Let's start slow.

You know, I've seen you and you're looking at me right now.

Do you like what you see?

Honey, you look like your father and you are, you know, really turned into a

grown man now. So, I mean, I can't... Well, why don't you?

Baby. You get comfortable.

Baby. Mom, I've seen it before.

I told you.

I just want to see it up close now.

Now that I really know.

What do you want to see?

This is not anything.

You should put your pants back on. What are we doing? Why am I even letting this

go this much?

It's okay.

What are you... Touch me. No.

Doesn't that feel good?

Don't you miss having a cock in your hand?

Sweetheart.

We should not be doing... Why?

Why are you doing this?

Because I know I can be better than Dad at everything.

Baby. And this is the last thing you said to yourself on the phone. Baby.

Just between us.

Just between us.

Baby, it's not your... You don't have to be the best at this, though. It's okay.

I know. I can't help this. This is not... No, Mom. Don't hide. Don't hide.

me. I told you I've already seen.

So let me see it. Let me see.

You are gorgeous. Come on. Let's take these off.

I don't need these.

Come on. Take them off, Mom.

It's alright.

It's okay. You're gorgeous.

touching me there. Why don't you touch, Mom?

Why don't you show me?

Show me what?

Yeah,

that's what I like.

Oh, God.

Mom. You know, even if you are better than your father, it's not like you

ever even tell him.

It's been a while since your father and I have really done anything.

I could tell.

You charge that vibrator every day.

How do you notice these things?

Mom, I've been looking at you for a long time.

Oh, you are so gorgeous.

Oh, yes. Baby.

Oh, you're so tight.

What, doesn't it feel good, mother?

Doesn't that feel good?

Oh, yeah.

It's so good.

Holy shit, you have such a big clit.

Oh, my God.

I can tell you like watching me too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Certainly bigger than your father.

You know I want you.

Do you want me?

Honey, we shouldn't have... That's... That's not... Honey?

Mama, no.

Baby, this is so wrong.

Oh my god, I can't. No.

Oh, fuck.

You like it when I beat that.

We actually have sex at least three to five times. I can beat that.

Maybe.

That's the first.

Ever since you got him down for death, it's been so good.

Oh, yes. Oh, you're so hot.

I don't think so. You're the hottest mom in the whole world.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. None of my friends' moms look even half as good as you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my.

Sweetheart, it feels even more inappropriate now. For some reason.

Baby.

I made you come more than Dad.

Don't make me say that.

Don't make me say that.

We should do this all.

Oh my God.

Yes. Oh my God.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, your house is so nice.

Oh, all those lunges and yoga and Pilates.

Oh.

Oh, at least someone's noticing.

Oh, I noticed.

I noticed.

Oh my god!

Yes.

You're real good for that. Not even your father gets that, sweetheart.

Yeah, but I've already made you pound as many times as dad.

More.

Tell Aunt Jean about this.

I'm not going to tell anyone about this.

Aunt Jean's pretty hot, too, though.

Excuse me?

Well, she is your sister.

Honey?

Don't get jealous.

Oh, my God.

She's still the hottest.

She can't cheat on family.

Thank you.

of this ice bath.

If we do, we'll have to wait until your father's not here.

That's fine with me.

I'll spend all my time with you from now on.

Why do you want me to come, Mom?

Why do you want me to come? You can come on my tummy.

Why don't I come in your tummy?

No, sweetheart, I'm not on birth control.

That's okay. No, sweetheart, you might get me pregnant.

You know, Dad's not going to give you another baby.

I heard you arguing about it. Baby, no, no.

Honey, we don't want you. No, baby.

Baby, just because your dad can't give me a baby does not mean that's something

you can do.

I'm gonna start you up.

No! Yes, I'm coming.

It's time for the old man to retire.