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Ready for this shit.

It's only the first quarter.

I know, but we're not doing anything. We're not even advancing. Look, the

crusher is gonna destroy us. It's been getting stopped the whole time. I don't

understand. Just wait, wait, wait, wait. Look, look, look.

They got a first down already.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Yes! Yes! I told you. Yes! Awesome.

Fuck yeah. You saw that?

Yeah. You know what? I appreciate you watching this with me. My daddy used to

never do this with me.

Really? Yeah, this is awesome.

He's always at work and...

Well, I'm really enjoying this too, son.

Come on, let's do this.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

That was a really good tackle. Did you see that?

Oh, shit. The destroyer? We get one. We get one. Wait, the destroyer just made a

great tackle. Come on, let me get a chip.

Celebration chip.

Whoa, yeah.

Yeah. Whoa.

I just wanted to be a part of it, guys. It was so much fun. No way.

Peter. How are you doing, Dad?

Oh, excellent.

Look, look.

Look, look. The Terminator. Watch it. Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah, yeah.

His defense is really great.

Let's go!

Yes! You're such a loud stepbrother.

Why are you even here? This is a guy's game.

Well, I like watching games with my dad.

Get out of here. Wait, pay attention. Pay attention.

Come on.

Let's talk. Let's talk.

What's happening?

Well, they're going to get the first down.

This is football.

Come on.

They'll get it. They'll get it. First down, baby. Yes!

First down.

First down.

I'm going to go and get us some drinks, okay?

Do whatever you want. Do that. Go ahead. Bye.

Get out of here.

Wait, wait.

Look, the crusher, he's going to totally destroy him. He did so good last

season. I'm telling you, yeah.

Have you seen his stats?

It's crazy.

Crazy, crazy. You heard he broke a guy's leg last time. Yeah.

I'm going to find him.

Yeah, I like football.

I'm fine. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah!

Look, you saw that?

Knocked his helmet right off!

Woo! Yeah!

Get some, buddy. You guys can do shit.

Awesome. This is awesome.

You're a great kid. You're a great kid.

That's true.

Oh, yeah.

You gotta get a five to get that sugar.

Here you go.

All right.

Yeah. All right.

Do this. Yes. Come on.

Look.

Bitch, we already did the conversion.

You know that's the thing about this team, like we fucking come in clutch

time. No matter when, we always come back. You know, they're just trying to

out the clock. Like every year, every year.

What?

Oh, hell no!

What the?

Now they're going to do, watch, they're going to do the video challenge. That

ball clearly, clearly passed over the line.

They got to 10 yards, they made conversions, now they're gonna waste

they're gonna... Oh, what kind of bullshit.

Are they calling this?

I can't believe it.

No, no, it clearly passed the line.

They got the conversion.

They're up, they're up.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Here it comes, here it comes!

Oh, oh, yes!

Yeah!

Totally killing it!

What the... Are you serious?

I'm so sorry, I'm... Watch!

So, sorry.

Let me go get you paper towels. Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, go, go, go. I'm so sorry.

Go do whatever you need to do. Come on.

Come on, we can do this.

This is awesome.

Field goal range.

Let's get something off the board.

Jesus. I know, I know. Oh, man.

I'm really clumsy.

Get it, get it.

Come on, come on. They're wasting the clock.

Come on, move, move.

Yeah, you tell them.

No, no, no. It's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

Ask the 30. Ask the 30. They can do this.

Yeah, ask the 30.

Ask the 30.

You know, they're always wasting the clock.

It'll be that second quarter any minute now. They've got to score.

When they're in that locker room, I don't want to be in there.

That defense has been holding them back all day. They can barely score.

Yeah, Dad?

Uh -huh.

Well. Yeah. I mean, look how many points they're holding down to.

It's ridiculous.

Hmm.

They're practically at the second quarter, and they've only scored once.

What do you think, Peter?

It's a great game. Come on.

Yeah? Yeah, it's a great game. Oh, are you going to fumble that? This game is

good. Yeah.

I can't. No, no, no. This ain't right.

Oh, man.

Did you see Smith?

Smith in that snap.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's told that he has the best wrist at being center.

When he snaps the ball, he's just awesome.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Wrists. Yeah.

They just got to ram it in there. Ram it through.

They just got to penetrate the end a little.

Yeah, yeah. Exactly.

Yeah.

That tight end.

He's one of the best.

One of the best tight ends I've ever seen.

I'm learning so much right now.

Yeah, I'm sure.

You should pay attention.

I am.

Look, they're at the 25.

So that means... That means they could always make a field goal if they want.

And you're within striking zone. He can strike and make a touchdown

all the way.

Oh, come on.

Faster, faster, faster.

Faster, faster, faster. Yeah, yeah.

Exactly.

More conviction.

Ram it in there already.

Oh, come on.

That's lame.

You know what? They're burning out the clock. It's almost like they're stroking

this.

You know, just wasting time. Just get in there. They're trying to milk it. Yeah.

Exactly. Milking it. You saw that? They penetrated.

Yep. They're in their zone.

They're so badass.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That tight end, they say he's one of the best.

Mm -hmm. Yeah, Smith?

Huh? He just needs to stop dicking around is what he needs to stop doing

that conversion.

Yeah, he needs to really stop dicking around.

Man.

Hey, Pop, do you want anything in the house?

Something to eat. A ham sandwich.

Veggies, something like that.

But hurry up, hurry up. We gotta watch the game. Yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I can't believe it. Now more commercials.

Sometimes they really have good commercials, but usually they're really

Oh, man.

A minute, at least.

Can't wait for that food.

Oh, look, timeout. Great. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good

time. Good timing.

Hurry up, hurry up, go, go, go.

That was crazy.

What are you, oh my God.

Are you serious? I'm so serious right now.

Why don't you go in that bathroom really quick?

Oh my God. This is gonna happen right now.

What? Yeah.

Take this off.

Take this off.

You know how awesome it was to feel your dick out of the living room? That was

so risky. But it was such a turn off.

You sure this is okay?

Just do it quick. I mean, you are my stepbrother so it has to be, right?

Yeah?

Oh my god.

I'll take care of it, don't worry

Spit on it, spit on it, two heads again.

That's it.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

Squeeze that fucking thing.

Yes,

baby.

I can't wait to feel it inside of me.

Hang on, let me...

Are you ready to fuck me though?

I can't believe you dropped that. Nah, nah, I don't want to.

I can't believe it.

I ain't got two more yards to go.

Oh, come on, man.

You got a bootleg right behind him? He won't even see it. Come on.

You got to do it.

Get into it.

You got to go get the touchdown.

Quarterback, sneak.

No problem. No problem.

Just stick right behind him.

You just stick that ball right behind him. He'll never see it coming.

He can get that first down.

Take it all the way home.

You can do it.

You can do it on there.

Yeah.

Are you ready for that?

Can't believe we did that, huh?