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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,990 --> 00:00:09,381 Bela, you seem so happy tonight. 2 00:00:09,406 --> 00:00:11,115 It's because of the guy sitting across from us. 3 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:12,595 He's serving us muscles like 4 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:15,432 we're at a goddamn seafood buffet. Mmm. 5 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,952 Actually, it's because I'm starting to do comedy again, 6 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:19,520 and I think I finally found my voice? 7 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:22,023 - Bela. - That's amazing. 8 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:23,550 Yeah, I feel like I've spent so long trying to sound like 9 00:00:23,575 --> 00:00:25,646 all these men I saw on late-night shows. 10 00:00:25,671 --> 00:00:28,195 Turns out, my best muse is a sex-positive brown woman. 11 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,662 - Myself. - Go off, self-centered queen. 12 00:00:30,687 --> 00:00:32,074 - You know it. - Yeah, I'm really glad 13 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:33,789 you're not letting the Arvind breakup get you down. 14 00:00:33,814 --> 00:00:36,637 Oh, no, not at all. I actually have to move on. 15 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,040 For my craft. Hooking up is research. 16 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,042 And I will be doing a double PhD. 17 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,045 Well, speaking of hookup stories, 18 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:45,780 Cooper and I went all the way. 19 00:00:45,805 --> 00:00:47,640 - You did? - No, you didn't. 20 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:49,458 - How was it? - It was amazing. 21 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,468 I hate to sex and tell, but Cooper was the perfect gentleman, 22 00:00:52,493 --> 00:00:54,530 and our thrusting was completely in sync. 23 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,015 No slip-outs or anything. 24 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,186 That's impressive. 25 00:00:57,211 --> 00:00:58,343 I'm pro-slip-out. 26 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:00,037 It provides a natural intermission. 27 00:01:00,062 --> 00:01:01,996 - Oh, shit. - What's wrong? 28 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,981 I just got an email from the athletic board. 29 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,567 They want to meet with me about quitting the team. 30 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,611 Ugh, I just want to be done with this. I don't want it to be 31 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,221 - a whole big thing. - I wouldn't worry about it. 32 00:01:10,246 --> 00:01:12,298 You made a decision for a really good reason, 33 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,742 and if they can't respect that, then I would give them hell. 34 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,285 - I don't know. - Sometimes, 35 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,978 giving people hell is the only way 36 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:20,213 to get what you want... Uh, for instance... 37 00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:21,656 Hey, Muscles. 38 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,726 Flex for me or live to regret it. 39 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,753 Oh, wow. 40 00:01:25,778 --> 00:01:28,031 He's a good boy. 41 00:01:30,211 --> 00:01:34,211 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 42 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,769 Congressman 43 00:01:36,793 --> 00:01:38,516 Nathan Riggs is coming to speak on campus. 44 00:01:38,541 --> 00:01:40,585 It is completely unacceptable that this school, 45 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:42,453 which claims to be for equality, 46 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:45,523 would give a platform to someone so openly hateful. 47 00:01:45,548 --> 00:01:48,482 Oh, and I won't be holding office hours today. 48 00:01:48,507 --> 00:01:51,945 Not because I'm busy but because I'm not in the mood. 49 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,240 Professor Friedman, can I just talk to you for a second? 50 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,534 What do you think about Essex letting Nathan Riggs 51 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:57,804 speak on campus? 52 00:01:57,829 --> 00:01:59,456 - Oh, that guy's a turd. - Right? 53 00:01:59,481 --> 00:02:01,180 His hateful and regressive policies 54 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,582 go against everything this place stands for. 55 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,544 Sure, but that's a First Amendment issue. 56 00:02:06,571 --> 00:02:10,282 Constitutionally speaking, turds are protected. 57 00:02:10,307 --> 00:02:11,891 Well, a bunch of students are gonna protest, 58 00:02:11,916 --> 00:02:13,417 and I think I'm gonna join them. 59 00:02:13,442 --> 00:02:15,027 Protesting's a waste of time. 60 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,613 Uh, collective action only works if it lasts for months, 61 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,306 and that almost never happens. 62 00:02:19,331 --> 00:02:21,333 Oh, thanks for your unsolicited opinion. 63 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,645 Well, that was an insane take. 64 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,397 I actually agree with him. 65 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,065 Have you googled me? 66 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,359 - No. - Well, if you had, 67 00:02:30,443 --> 00:02:33,696 you'd come across a photo from a newspaper article 68 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:38,200 from a queer protest in 1994, where I was holding a sign 69 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,686 - that said, "Suck..." - "Suck My Lesbian Dick." 70 00:02:40,711 --> 00:02:42,671 I-I lied. I have googled you many times. 71 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,197 I've seen that photo and I love it. 72 00:02:44,222 --> 00:02:46,492 Is it okay that I said "Suck My Lesbian Dick"? 73 00:02:46,517 --> 00:02:47,945 Once is better than twice. 74 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:49,763 But anyway, that photo 75 00:02:49,788 --> 00:02:52,667 is what lost me a clerkship after law school. 76 00:02:52,692 --> 00:02:54,861 What? That's so unfair. 77 00:02:54,886 --> 00:02:57,096 - The world is unfair. - Oh, sweet. 78 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:58,929 Are office hours back on? 79 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,473 Uh, no. Not for you. 80 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,391 Anyway, 81 00:03:02,475 --> 00:03:04,351 protect future Kimberly. 82 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,519 We need her. 83 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,611 Hey, stranger. 84 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:16,222 Back from your fancy off-campus housing so soon? 85 00:03:16,247 --> 00:03:18,708 Yeah. I woke up this morning and thought, "I simply must 86 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,264 see all those people I work hard to avoid." 87 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,412 Can I, uh, talk to you for a second? 88 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,647 Sorry, I'm swamped. I've been working on my own stuff 89 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:28,100 and now I have 53 student complaint forms to deal with. 90 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,960 Eight are from Norman. 91 00:03:29,985 --> 00:03:31,653 Well, excuse me for being a light sleeper 92 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,388 who doesn't like it when people ignore 93 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:37,801 our suite's chore wheel, or rename it the "chode wheel." 94 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,661 - "Chode." - I laughed, too. 95 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,479 Which was so wrong. 96 00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:42,907 Can I find you later? 97 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:45,226 Yeah. Yeah. 98 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,144 It was, it was nothing anyway. 99 00:03:48,388 --> 00:03:51,123 Okay, Norman, how can I be most helpful? 100 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,209 I want the upperclassman boy next door 101 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,568 to keep his music down. 102 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,945 That I can do. 103 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:02,535 Okay, that is kind of loud. 104 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,412 Excuse me, can you turn it down? 105 00:04:05,437 --> 00:04:07,022 I'm a FAF, so if you don't turn it down, 106 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,924 I'm gonna have to let myself in! 107 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,024 Hello? 108 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,821 What the fuck? 109 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,867 Thank you for coming in, Whitney. 110 00:04:42,892 --> 00:04:44,727 We wanted to check in 111 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:47,504 and ask why one of our best athletes 112 00:04:47,529 --> 00:04:50,824 decided to quit her team right in the middle of playoffs. 113 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,542 Honestly? 114 00:04:53,139 --> 00:04:54,975 There was this toxic hustle culture 115 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,356 that just kept requiring more and more of me, 116 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:58,966 and eventually, it just got to be too much, 117 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,635 so I decided not to be part of it anymore. 118 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,637 Good for you. 119 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:06,974 So, what can we do to get you back out on that field? 120 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,893 Score some goals? 121 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,853 Wait, is that what this is about? 122 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,189 I can't play. I have a knee injury I'm trying to heal. 123 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,873 An injury where I was encouraged to take 124 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,152 a cortisone shot to play through the pain. 125 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:21,222 Well, um, our records show that you requested that shot. 126 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,782 Technically, yes, but it didn't feel like 127 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,159 I had much of a choice. 128 00:05:25,184 --> 00:05:27,019 Not according to the team doctor. 129 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,580 I'm sorry, are you here to listen to me 130 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,457 or just tell me your version of my experience? 131 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,002 Whitney, we all want the same thing here. 132 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,171 For you and your teammates to win 133 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,591 the first ever Essex Women's soccer championship. 134 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,177 Okay, I'm sorry, but... 135 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,721 I'm no longer a student athlete at this school, 136 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,014 so we're done here. 137 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:49,183 But I really hope you listen better 138 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,018 to the next girl that sits in this chair. 139 00:06:01,387 --> 00:06:03,180 Hello! 140 00:06:03,205 --> 00:06:05,257 Welcome to my favorite party of the year. 141 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,185 Last year, there was a streaker in the ball pit. 142 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:09,036 I saw a whole lot of butt 143 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,704 and a fair amount of side penis. 144 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,872 You would've loved it. 145 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,416 Right. Should we go to the bar? 146 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,401 I want to get Cooper his favorite drink: 147 00:06:16,426 --> 00:06:17,686 a cold beer. 148 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,964 - Isn't he so manly? - Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:21,265 --> 00:06:22,850 That girl is falling for him hard. 150 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,711 - It's cute. I'm happy for her. - How'd your meeting go? 151 00:06:25,736 --> 00:06:27,863 Ooh, bad. Yeah. But that's a good thing. 152 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,682 I now know I made the right decision by quitting. 153 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,920 Hell yes, you did. And your snatched body 154 00:06:31,945 --> 00:06:34,311 deserves a hobby with a much more flattering outfit, 155 00:06:34,336 --> 00:06:36,372 like wrestling or speed skating. 156 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,156 - Do you speed skate? - No. 157 00:06:38,181 --> 00:06:40,270 - You should start. - I'm excited to figure out what to do with 158 00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:43,054 all my new free time. Maybe I'll take up hiking or volunteering. 159 00:06:43,079 --> 00:06:44,100 Ew. 160 00:06:44,124 --> 00:06:45,739 Honestly, no, I'll probably just look at my phone more. 161 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,195 Yeah, you know that's what you like to do. 162 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:48,357 Of course I do... 163 00:06:48,382 --> 00:06:50,619 Aww, you guys are such a cute couple. 164 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,187 You really inspire me. 165 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,889 There are a lot of fine men in the ball pit. 166 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,667 I'm gonna go jump in and see where my hands land. 167 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,752 All right. 168 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,548 No, he had a VR headset on. 169 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,675 He had no idea I was watching him. 170 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,869 It was like studying the ideal version 171 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,103 of the male human body. 172 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,880 His V-lines were so deep, 173 00:07:09,905 --> 00:07:11,990 like a "V" in a bold font. 174 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,546 I think I might include him in my next show. 175 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:16,074 You should, and hey, maybe ask him out. 176 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,646 I don't know. 177 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:19,606 I mean, would I hook up with him? Of course. 178 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,608 But in terms of dating and people 179 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:24,378 I would take seriously, I think I'm starting to learn 180 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,780 I'd rather start by liking someone's personality 181 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,575 and feeling a connection as opposed to just, like, 182 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,327 a perfect face, jaw, abs, pecs, quads, calves and butt. 183 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,762 Oh, for sure. You could hook up 184 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,581 with the hottest stranger in the world, 185 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,708 but it'd feel like an empty experience once it's over. 186 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:39,694 But when you feel an actual connection? 187 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,755 It's next-level. Or so I've been told. 188 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:44,907 Sadly, I'm just a hot stranger people have sex with. 189 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,643 I love that we're at that stage in the relationship 190 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:01,315 where we can be comfortable in long, silent eye contact. 191 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,442 Yeah. I'm not really sure this qualifies 192 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,444 as silence, though; the drunk guy behind me 193 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,988 keeps listing off words that rhyme with "taint." 194 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,407 Saint! Paint! Self-restraint! 195 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:13,243 Oh, so, um, my mom is coming into town for the show, 196 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,079 and I told her that we could get lunch after rehearsal 197 00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:16,305 so that she can meet you. 198 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,123 Yeah, yeah, that could be fun. 199 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,292 - Yeah. - Uh, just, Brandon and I, 200 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,835 we have plans to play squash. 201 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,504 Well, if you're nervous about 202 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,506 meeting my mom, don't worry, she's really fun. 203 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,568 Especially now that she stopped intermittent fasting. 204 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,510 No, I'm sure, I-I'd love to meet her. 205 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:32,012 It's just, the courts, they have this really strict 206 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,180 cancellation policy. 207 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,848 It's iron-clad. 208 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,391 Oh. Yeah, got it. 209 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,936 Totally understand. 210 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,979 So, where were we? 211 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,023 Oh, right. 212 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,733 Comfortable silence. 213 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,154 Yeah! 214 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,698 Are you okay? Oh, my God. 215 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,663 Are you in line for the ball pit? 216 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,206 Oh, absolutely not. 217 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,375 It's important to me to know that the person I'm talking to 218 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,252 is wearing pants. 219 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,003 I'm Noah, by the way. Have-have we met? 220 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,506 Not yet, I'm Kimberly. I recognize you from your posts 221 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,466 protesting against Nathan Riggs. 222 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,135 We feel the same way about him. 223 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,387 Yeah, my opinion of him is that he's a piece of shit. 224 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,097 Well, thanks for standing up 225 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,723 against misogyny and transphobia. 226 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,393 - Don't forget racism. - Oh, I never forget racism. 227 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,353 So, I'll see you tomorrow, then? 228 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,771 Uh, spiritually, 100%. 229 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,398 But physically, no, I will not be there 230 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,525 due to external and internal conflicts. 231 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:27,867 - That's too bad. - But don't worry. 232 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:29,393 I'll be planting seeds of resistance 233 00:09:29,418 --> 00:09:32,190 from within the system that, in a couple generations, 234 00:09:32,215 --> 00:09:33,799 will bloom into codified change. 235 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:36,368 I'm sorry, I didn't get any of that over the music. 236 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,954 The streaker's back! 237 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,417 It's a good day to be alive. 238 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,086 Look at all that side penis! 239 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,796 Yeah, and that's my sign to head out. 240 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,548 I'll see you tomorrow, if you change your mind. 241 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,342 - Think on it. - Okay, bye. 242 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,474 I'm telling you, 243 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,476 each frat really does have its own smell. 244 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,687 This one is... socks, 245 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,857 skunked beer, habanero buffalo sauce. 246 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,775 Wow, that's spot-on. 247 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,945 I know. I can identify any frat blindfolded. 248 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,488 I know you're joking, 249 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,949 but please never go into a frat blindfolded. 250 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,795 I... Sorry. I, uh... 251 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,964 - I don't know what I was doing. - No, it's all good. 252 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,883 I've wanted to do that multiple times. 253 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,053 That was my first time kissing a girl. 254 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,930 Really? 255 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,806 Well, this is your second. 256 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,358 Good morning, friends. 257 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,318 I have an important announcement to make, 258 00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:53,596 so thank you all for waking up so early. 259 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,415 - It's 11:00 a.m. - Also, we've been awake. 260 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,817 You're the one who just got up. 261 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:02,037 Last night, I discovered a new part of myself. 262 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,665 Part of myself I now know has always been there 263 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:08,418 because I kissed a very special someone. 264 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,213 And that someone was... 265 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,972 a woman. 266 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,051 That's right, I'm bi. 267 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,569 Bela, that's amazing. 268 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,346 Congrats. This is so exciting. 269 00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:21,248 I'm so happy for you, Bela. 270 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,642 Thanks, guys. 271 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,144 So should we go get some breakfast? I'm starving. 272 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:27,687 - Yes. - Same. 273 00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,088 Sorry, are we moving on? 274 00:11:29,113 --> 00:11:32,324 I just told you guys I'm coming out as... 275 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,811 bisexual. 276 00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,171 Yeah, way to go, girl! 277 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,532 We should really get going, if we want to get the good eggs. 278 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:39,574 - Oh. - Yes. 279 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,642 No, no, no. What the fuck? 280 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,039 Does my queer journey mean nothing to you people? 281 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:44,315 When Leighton came out, 282 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,841 you guys cried for like a full day. 283 00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:47,117 Yeah, but that was different. 284 00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:48,310 Leighton really went through so much. 285 00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:49,753 Aw, I wish I'd been there for that, 286 00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,853 she sounded so brave. 287 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,172 Ugh, whatever. I'll just find someone else who gets it. 288 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,226 Trish! Get in here. 289 00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:57,526 I have something important to tell you. 290 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,678 - What's up? - I'm bi. 291 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,888 Sorry, you're not my type. 292 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,309 Whatever, let's just get breakfast and eat some waffles. 293 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,395 Wait, waffles? Does that mean the waffle machine is fixed? 294 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,063 - Are you serious? - Now I am gonna cry. 295 00:12:14,705 --> 00:12:16,207 Sorry I haven't read the love letter 296 00:12:16,232 --> 00:12:17,691 you slipped under my door. 297 00:12:17,716 --> 00:12:20,703 I couldn't find a knife to cut the big wax seal. 298 00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:22,271 Oh, don't worry. 299 00:12:22,296 --> 00:12:24,779 But I have good news about lunch today with my mom. 300 00:12:24,804 --> 00:12:26,079 You can make it! 301 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,041 No, I can't, though. I have squash with Brandon. 302 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,085 Well... I DM'd him and got him to move it. 303 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,795 You know, the squash courts are here all the time, 304 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,881 but my mom is only here for 48 hours. 305 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,425 She has to go back to Charleston because she's suing the doctor 306 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,244 - who redid her belly button. - Right. 307 00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,804 I-I just think it's a little early for me to meet your family. 308 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,914 I mean, my whole family, sure, 309 00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:46,199 but this is just my mom. 310 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,143 You won't meet the rest of them until New Year's. 311 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,394 New Year's? 312 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,171 What's New Year's? 313 00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:52,447 Okay. 314 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,806 I didn't want to tell you yet, 315 00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:55,625 but... 316 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,861 we have an extra ticket to our family cruise. 317 00:12:57,886 --> 00:12:59,335 Originally it was for my ex, 318 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,340 but we were able to transfer the ticket to your name. 319 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,783 Isn't that so great? 320 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,576 For chivalry reasons, you would be rooming 321 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,788 with my great-uncle Milton, if he's still with us. 322 00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:11,266 Kacey, I'm sorry, but this is too much. 323 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,445 We've only been dating for like two minutes. 324 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,472 I don't think we're on the same page here. 325 00:13:15,624 --> 00:13:17,334 I think... 326 00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,778 maybe it's best if we ended things. 327 00:13:21,629 --> 00:13:23,255 Cooper, please, don't do this right now. 328 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,072 I literally just lost my virginity to you. 329 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,349 Yeah, but that's not really my fault. 330 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,424 I'm sorry, it's just, it's not feeling right. 331 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,897 I'll see you later, I guess, at rehearsal. 332 00:13:43,096 --> 00:13:46,057 Sorry I blew you off so many times this week. 333 00:13:46,082 --> 00:13:47,375 What's going on? 334 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,569 So... the other night I got upset 335 00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,513 and, um... 336 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,917 I bought a handle of vodka. 337 00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:56,484 Oh, my God, Taylor, 338 00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:58,344 - I'm so sorry. I-I... - No. No, no, no, no, no. 339 00:13:58,369 --> 00:13:59,996 No, it's okay. It's okay. 340 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,591 I didn't drink it. 341 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,927 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 342 00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:06,414 So that I could thank you. 343 00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:09,398 Thanks to you, I knew how to handle it. 344 00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:12,160 I came back, and I talked openly with Ash, 345 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,520 and then I went to a meeting 346 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,355 where I watched a newly sober woman 347 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,964 smoke two cigarettes at once. 348 00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:21,321 Things could have gone bad, 349 00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,644 but because of you, I'm a stronger person. 350 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,452 I'm so proud of you. 351 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,579 I actually have something to tell you, too. 352 00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:33,028 I kissed a girl. 353 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,418 I'm bi. 354 00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:36,375 Oh, but that's wonderful! 355 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,818 I can't say I'm completely surprised. 356 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,596 You do wear more neckties than Steve Harvey. 357 00:14:40,621 --> 00:14:42,250 I really do. 358 00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:44,257 I'm actually gonna doing a big coming out announcement 359 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,492 at a storytelling show tonight. 360 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,810 Since you're here, I could actually 361 00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:48,086 use your help cutting my performance 362 00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,612 down from 35 minutes to four. 363 00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:52,826 Oh, "no, thank you" to that, but now I'm the one 364 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,227 who's proud of you. 365 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,313 Now tell me about this girl you kissed. 366 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,779 Kimberly? 367 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,823 Eli! What are you doing here? 368 00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:09,058 Oh, I'm here because this guy is trash and he sucks. 369 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,523 Oh, I wish he was trash. 370 00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:11,928 That way, we could just put him on a barge 371 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,121 in the middle of the ocean. 372 00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:17,542 I'm actually glad that we ran into each other. 373 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,085 I feel like I owe you an apology. 374 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,312 For what? 375 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,726 Leaving me alone to die the first time I did drugs? 376 00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:25,045 That's exactly what I'm apologizing for. 377 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,844 But I also understand why you broke up with me. 378 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,264 You were right, we were really different people. 379 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,059 Well, for what it's worth, I just dated a guy 380 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,936 who I thought was exactly like me, 381 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,646 and things turned out way worse. 382 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,731 Shit! You all right? 383 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,191 Yeah, I'm good. 384 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,611 Well... would you ever want to catch up? 385 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,779 Hang out? 386 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,448 Yeah. That sounds nice. 387 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,242 Cool. 388 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,035 I'll, uh... I'll see you around. 389 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,120 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 390 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,957 Kimberly! 391 00:15:56,982 --> 00:15:58,817 - Hey! - You decided to come. 392 00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,468 I did. And I brought this. 393 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,920 Oh, cool sign. 394 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,297 "No more racism, bigotry, or... miso"? 395 00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:06,115 I wanted to write misogyny, 396 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,281 but I ran out of room. 397 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,257 We got plenty of extra signs that have, like, 398 00:16:09,282 --> 00:16:11,993 you know, complete words on them, if you want to borrow one. 399 00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:13,573 Yeah. I would love that. 400 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,225 After you. 401 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,687 Okay. 402 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,480 This is cue 18. 403 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,482 Hit it. Hell, yeah. 404 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,568 - How does that look for you, Lars? - Really good. 405 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,860 - Really? - Real good. 406 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,322 I was considering a softer pink gel, but in the end, 407 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,324 a coral glow around her really felt more fitting... 408 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,159 Okay, we have forty more cues and I stopped listening. 409 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,662 Moving on to the next scene, please. 410 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,665 Kacey, Cooper, take your marks. 411 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,209 And let's see the blocking, please. 412 00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:47,692 Kacey, in this scene, your character is 413 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:50,401 singing a love song to Cooper, not to the wall. 414 00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:51,648 Please look at him. 415 00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:54,617 Professor Dorfmann, can I please speak with you privately for a moment? 416 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,018 What is going on? 417 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,853 I don't think I can do this right now. 418 00:16:59,878 --> 00:17:01,578 Is there any way that Blair can stand in for me? 419 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,687 What?! Why? 420 00:17:02,712 --> 00:17:05,297 Because I can't look at Cooper. 421 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,493 We just broke up. 422 00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,427 I promise that I'm gonna be good for tonight. 423 00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:12,799 I just, I'm just struggling right now. 424 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,366 Kacey, this is exactly why 425 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,244 I didn't want to give you the role in the first place. 426 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,039 You think that you have the emotional strength 427 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,208 to be a performer, but you just don't. 428 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,711 You project a pretty girl confidence 429 00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:26,404 but, honey, it's hollow. 430 00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:28,096 Hmm? It's fake. 431 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,760 I'm sorry, this... this simply isn't for you. 432 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,721 Blair? 433 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,931 You're taking Kacey's role. 434 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,225 Yes! 435 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,985 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, shit. 436 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,238 I'm just cleaning out my locker. I thought you were at practice. 437 00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:53,848 You know, what you did was really fucked up. 438 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,493 Why couldn't you have waited a couple weeks for the season to be over? 439 00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,345 You just ghost us in the middle of the playoffs 440 00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,579 without saying why? 441 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,872 It was really selfish. 442 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,874 Great feedback, Rina. 443 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:05,679 Well, that's everything. 444 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,046 Good luck tonight, guys. 445 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,298 Uh, thanks, but we don't need luck. 446 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,866 We have players who care about the team. 447 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,693 Oh, no, that's enough of that. 448 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,617 - Willow, don't. - Sorry, but I got to. 449 00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:17,144 This Woody from Toy Story lookalike 450 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,671 is not talking to you like that. 451 00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:21,703 Whitney cares more about this team than anybody. 452 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,480 She played on a fucked-up knee 453 00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:24,734 when they pressured her to, 454 00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:27,290 shooting her up with all these pain meds just to get thru it. 455 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,235 And when the anxiety from all that gave her a panic attack, 456 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:34,197 she couldn't have one damn day off when she asked for it? 457 00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:35,764 She deserves better. 458 00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:38,335 I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys. 459 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,890 I wanted to. I just... I couldn't take on more stress. 460 00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:43,764 Okay. Okay, great. 461 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,208 Does anyone else have anything 462 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,235 that they would like to get off their chest? 463 00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:49,129 Actually, yeah. 464 00:18:49,154 --> 00:18:50,929 I'm gonna be a fifth-year senior 465 00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:52,539 'cause soccer has made it impossible 466 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,109 for me to graduate in four. 467 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,302 I'm 23! I'm too old to be here. 468 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:57,375 It's not just soccer. 469 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,698 Our track and field coach had me take shots, too. 470 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,142 She said, and I quote, "Days off are for pussies." 471 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,336 Hey, guys? Gu... 472 00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,488 Can we, please, go back to focusing 473 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,796 on winning a championship? 474 00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:09,198 Actually... 475 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,651 I kind of want to hear what everyone else has to say. 476 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:12,819 Damn. 477 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,320 Even Rina feels bad? 478 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,156 And she don't even like you, Wit. 479 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,832 Sign five! Come on, it's like a high five but with our signs. 480 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,584 Sign five. Up high. 481 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,669 - Sign five. Yeah. - Yeah! 482 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,004 Wait. 483 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,547 Why are the cops here? 484 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:37,343 Everybody, this protest is over. Please disperse immediately. 485 00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,571 Campus police, really? Isn't this a little extreme? 486 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,599 We're standing on a lawn, not robbing a bank. 487 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,000 If you don't leave now, you will face disciplinary action. 488 00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:48,496 You have no right to disperse a peaceful protest. 489 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,750 We have the right 490 00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:52,167 to freedom of expression and peaceful dissent. 491 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,028 We're a private university. It doesn't work like that. 492 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:59,199 Students who do not leave immediately will face consequences, 493 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,075 including potential expulsion. 494 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,412 What? 495 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,359 The First Amendment protects free speech. 496 00:20:06,384 --> 00:20:07,635 Not on private property. 497 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,320 So, what, the protest is just over? 498 00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:10,680 They win by threatening us? 499 00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:11,921 No, this isn't over. 500 00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,781 If Essex wants to make their own rules, then so can we. 501 00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:17,195 Let's get out of here and meet back up tonight. 502 00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:19,531 What time? 503 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,081 And the next thing I knew 504 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,774 the entire soccer team straight up quit. 505 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,135 urns out, everyone was just as miserable as I was. 506 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,579 - Whitney, that's amazing! - And it's not just the soccer team. 507 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:30,980 I've been getting DMs from other athletes 508 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:32,093 who are just as pissed off. 509 00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:34,507 Anyone from the men's diving team or women's gymnastics? 510 00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,601 They're the hottest, so I do support them the most. 511 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,046 Should we go get dinner and celebrate 512 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,489 you sticking it to this school? 513 00:20:39,514 --> 00:20:41,183 Sure, let me call Kacey and see if she wants in. 514 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,251 Okay. 515 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,370 Wait, she's here? 516 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,545 Kacey, what's wrong? 517 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:55,694 Cooper dumped me. 518 00:20:55,719 --> 00:20:57,345 - I'm so sorry. - What? He did? 519 00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,442 Wait, what happened? I thought things were going well. 520 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,594 They were. But, um... 521 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,891 I think I convinced myself that if I didn't sleep with him, 522 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,518 then I might lose him. 523 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:11,982 And then that happened anyway, so... 524 00:21:12,089 --> 00:21:13,507 Oh, Kacey... 525 00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:15,701 I think that it meant more to me than it did to him. 526 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,444 And I really thought that I was ready, but... 527 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,448 I don't that think I was. 528 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,789 Kacey, I'm so sorry. 529 00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,632 And now my mom just keeps calling 530 00:21:26,657 --> 00:21:28,976 because she flew in to meet Cooper 531 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:31,015 and I have no idea what to tell her. 532 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,042 Wait, she's not here to see your show? 533 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,773 She doesn't care about that kind of stuff. 534 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,800 I hate seeing you like this. 535 00:21:37,825 --> 00:21:40,286 I mean, you're the most confident person I know. 536 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,727 I'm not, though. 537 00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:47,692 I feel like I'm never good enough 538 00:21:47,717 --> 00:21:49,260 in the way that people want me to be. 539 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,687 And it's easy if you're one of those girls 540 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,549 who says "love yourself" but... 541 00:21:55,574 --> 00:21:58,244 what if you just... don't? 542 00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,688 Who do you need me to slap? 543 00:22:00,713 --> 00:22:02,840 Your mom? Cooper? 544 00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,591 You don't have to choose, I can do both. 545 00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:07,727 No. I just have to live 546 00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:09,637 the rest of my life knowing that my first time was 547 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,498 with someone who immediately broke up with me. 548 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,500 Aw, Kacey, I get it. 549 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,003 It sucks that you lost your virginity 550 00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:18,438 to someone who doesn't deserve it. 551 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,714 But you know what? 552 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,382 Everyone's first time is bad. 553 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,658 - Yeah. - It's true. 554 00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:25,250 Do I regret losing my virginity? No. 555 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:28,109 Do I regret losing it to a sweaty exchange student 556 00:22:28,134 --> 00:22:30,325 who worked at my dad's Subway shop for a summer? 557 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,351 Kind of. 558 00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:33,128 I lost mine 559 00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:36,073 at soccer camp to this guy named Rudy. 560 00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:37,916 He tried to stick it in my belly button 561 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,914 and when he finished, he yelled "goal." 562 00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:42,191 - No. - Yeah. You think I'm proud of that? 563 00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:47,033 My boyfriend dumped me, too, after our first time. 564 00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:48,684 And I thought my life was over. 565 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:49,984 But it turns out 566 00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:52,109 he's the least hot guy I've ever had sex with. 567 00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:54,261 - Oh! - So maybe losing your virginity is 568 00:22:54,286 --> 00:22:56,955 supposed to be a stupid, weird mess. 569 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:58,565 So you actually did it perfectly. 570 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,090 I love you guys. 571 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,008 Oh. 572 00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:15,361 Now, please welcome our next storyteller 573 00:23:15,386 --> 00:23:18,856 to the stage, Bela Malhotra! 574 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,569 Hey, guys. I'm Bela Malhotra. 575 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:26,347 Some of you might remember me from my last show 576 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,625 where I ranked 30 cartoon characters in order 577 00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:33,054 of how well-endowed I think they might be. 578 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,248 But... 579 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:39,377 I want to be a little bit more candid tonight. 580 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,671 You see, I recently discovered something about myself, 581 00:23:42,696 --> 00:23:45,282 and I wanted to... 582 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,884 put it out there. 583 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,637 I realized... 584 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,020 I realized... 585 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,107 I'm... 586 00:24:01,756 --> 00:24:03,883 uh, really good 587 00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:07,369 at doing an impression of Siri. 588 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,450 Here are some fun facts 589 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,618 about the rainforest. 590 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,704 Um, I actually don't know 591 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,622 any facts about the rainforest, so... 592 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,125 Yeah, that's what I wanted to share with you all. 593 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,461 Let's see, what else? 594 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:27,133 So what's the plan? 595 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,843 Oh, I have a stink bomb. 596 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,470 I'm gonna run in there, 597 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,139 throw it at him, and say, "Your policies stink 598 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,640 and now so do... " 599 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,809 Oh, that is disgusting! 600 00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:38,632 - It's leaking all over my backpack. - Look. 601 00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:40,155 The only way to win is to keep him 602 00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:41,907 from spreading more dangerous hate speech. 603 00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:43,435 They're live-streaming the whole event. 604 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:45,069 We have to find a way to stop it. 605 00:24:45,094 --> 00:24:46,303 I have an idea. 606 00:24:46,328 --> 00:24:47,746 Seduce him and leak the tape? 607 00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:48,997 I'll do it. 608 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:58,090 These machines control all of Essex's internet service. 609 00:24:58,173 --> 00:25:00,687 Without them, they're not live-streaming anything. 610 00:25:00,712 --> 00:25:02,149 How'd you know about this? 611 00:25:02,174 --> 00:25:03,592 Little fact about me? 612 00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:06,390 If I don't know something yet, I yearn to learn. 613 00:25:06,431 --> 00:25:08,517 Sick. 614 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,727 All right, let's fucking go. 615 00:25:13,146 --> 00:25:16,365 Mom, what are you doing here? 616 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:18,402 How did you even know I was doing a show? 617 00:25:18,443 --> 00:25:19,778 You posted about it. 618 00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,613 I always follow your Instagram. 619 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:24,658 Not just those big square photos, but also the little movies 620 00:25:24,741 --> 00:25:26,451 that play when I push the circle. 621 00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:28,787 I knew I had to be here. 622 00:25:29,621 --> 00:25:30,831 Where's Arvind? 623 00:25:30,914 --> 00:25:32,416 Doing homework, I hope? 624 00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:36,169 Yeah, he-he couldn't make it. 625 00:25:36,253 --> 00:25:37,379 Aw, too bad. 626 00:25:37,462 --> 00:25:39,297 Oh, are those free snacks? 627 00:25:39,381 --> 00:25:41,299 Oh, excuse me, honey, I raced here 628 00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:43,635 straight from work and I haven't had a chance to eat. 629 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:45,637 - Well, eat. - Okay. 630 00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:48,306 Hey, thanks again for inviting us. 631 00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:52,018 It was, it was so much longer than I thought it would be. 632 00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:53,979 - Thank you. - Did I miss something? 633 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,100 I didn't hear you talk about being queer. 634 00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:58,992 I was going to, but then my mom surprised me. 635 00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,811 I couldn't go through with it. 636 00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:04,310 Can I tell you something? As a friend? 637 00:26:04,335 --> 00:26:05,670 It looks like 638 00:26:05,695 --> 00:26:07,492 you and your mom really love each other. 639 00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:09,703 Yeah, she's great. 640 00:26:09,786 --> 00:26:11,163 You're lucky. 641 00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:12,831 My mom and I, we don't speak at all. 642 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:15,333 Last year, I went home for Christmas and found out she had moved. 643 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:19,212 It was like the movie Home Alone, but a very sad, British version. 644 00:26:19,237 --> 00:26:21,531 I have a lot of follow-up questions. 645 00:26:21,673 --> 00:26:23,717 That I'll ask later. 646 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,428 Bela... just talk to her. 647 00:26:26,511 --> 00:26:28,513 Wish I could talk to mine. 648 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,152 I think we've pulled or cut every wire in this room. 649 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:43,820 Oh, my God, guys, it worked! 650 00:26:43,862 --> 00:26:45,155 My Wi-Fi's off! 651 00:26:45,197 --> 00:26:46,406 Essex internet servers, 652 00:26:46,431 --> 00:26:47,682 you just got served! 653 00:26:47,824 --> 00:26:49,785 Do not move! 654 00:26:49,868 --> 00:26:51,536 Aw, fuck. 655 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,709 Thank you for coming back in, Whitney. 656 00:26:57,751 --> 00:26:59,586 Would you care to explain 657 00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:03,757 why everyone on the women's soccer team has suddenly quit? 658 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,091 Honestly, I'd love to. 659 00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:07,177 Turns out, I'm not the only one 660 00:27:07,219 --> 00:27:09,123 with concerns about the way this institution 661 00:27:09,148 --> 00:27:11,139 treats its student athletes. 662 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:12,833 I'll be candid. 663 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:16,002 We're not thrilled that your vendetta might cost 664 00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:18,547 the school a historic accomplishment. 665 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:21,716 Respectfully... I don't have a vendetta. 666 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,885 I think what's happening here is that you all want 667 00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:26,513 to ask me questions, but you don't want to hear my answers. 668 00:27:26,555 --> 00:27:28,098 Look, what I can tell you is, 669 00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:30,142 there's only one way the soccer team 670 00:27:30,183 --> 00:27:32,281 takes the field tonight, and that's if you all 671 00:27:32,306 --> 00:27:33,932 agree to make some major changes. 672 00:27:33,957 --> 00:27:35,375 Such as? 673 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,046 There need to be limits on training hours. 674 00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:38,781 We need checks and balances in place 675 00:27:38,806 --> 00:27:40,808 to prevent coaches from abusing their power. 676 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,502 And an athletics board that acknowledges 677 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:45,532 mental health issues are just as real as physical ones. 678 00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,390 Well... 679 00:27:48,415 --> 00:27:50,584 that's a lot for us to consider. 680 00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:52,706 We'll have to discuss and get back to you. 681 00:27:52,747 --> 00:27:54,291 Oh, no, those are just my concerns. 682 00:27:54,316 --> 00:27:56,985 I brought some other people who have their own demands. 683 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,094 Come on. 684 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:01,314 Who wants to talk first? Oh, okay. 685 00:28:01,339 --> 00:28:03,091 - Willow's already sitting down. - Buckle up. 686 00:28:03,175 --> 00:28:04,885 Number one. 687 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,705 We don't want all-in-one body wash and shampoo in the showers. 688 00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:10,358 We want body wash and shampoo. 689 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:18,796 And-and so I know that this role means a lot to you, too, but... 690 00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:21,334 I really need to do this tonight. 691 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,236 Kacey, the role's yours. 692 00:28:23,278 --> 00:28:25,117 Really? Thank you. 693 00:28:25,142 --> 00:28:26,750 Oh, my God, no, I'm just so relieved 694 00:28:26,775 --> 00:28:28,276 I don't have to do this tonight. 695 00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:30,011 Kacey, I'm bad. 696 00:28:30,036 --> 00:28:31,781 Like, I'm very, very bad. 697 00:28:31,806 --> 00:28:34,914 I recorded myself singing earlier. I sound like shit. 698 00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:36,234 Well, thank you. 699 00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:38,553 No, Kacey, thank you. 700 00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:40,538 Oh, my God. 701 00:28:47,336 --> 00:28:49,505 My life is over. 702 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:51,859 Now that I now have a criminal record, no top law school 703 00:28:51,884 --> 00:28:53,135 will ever accept me. 704 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,245 - That's not true. - It actually is. 705 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:57,189 I've worked my whole life for this one thing, 706 00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:59,331 and now it's just gone. 707 00:28:59,356 --> 00:29:01,312 Oh, my God, I can't believe I did this. 708 00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,054 Well, I don't regret any of it. 709 00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:04,956 We did something tonight. 710 00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:08,150 We stopped someone from saying things that cause actual harm. 711 00:29:08,175 --> 00:29:09,426 That's a tangible win. 712 00:29:09,451 --> 00:29:10,952 Honestly, we should be celebrating. 713 00:29:10,977 --> 00:29:13,261 The school's gonna sue us for destruction of property. 714 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,872 We don't have to celebrate that part. 715 00:29:15,956 --> 00:29:17,976 Look, all I'm trying to say is 716 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:19,795 maybe this is a sign 717 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:24,130 that you can make more real progress from outside the system 718 00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:25,590 than from within it. 719 00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:28,635 So your life definitely isn't over. 720 00:29:28,677 --> 00:29:31,096 Maybe it just changed. 721 00:29:37,852 --> 00:29:40,814 The guy in the corner keeps looking at me. 722 00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,650 I can protect you. I'm not tall, 723 00:29:43,692 --> 00:29:45,318 but I'm surprisingly strong. 724 00:30:05,063 --> 00:30:08,858 ♪ I'm trying to hold my breath ♪ 725 00:30:10,927 --> 00:30:14,848 ♪ Let it stay this way ♪ 726 00:30:14,889 --> 00:30:19,269 ♪ Can't let this moment end ♪ 727 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:23,940 ♪ You set off a dream in me ♪ 728 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:28,862 ♪ Getting louder now ♪ 729 00:30:28,945 --> 00:30:33,835 ♪ Can you hear it echoing? ♪ 730 00:30:35,454 --> 00:30:38,221 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 731 00:30:38,246 --> 00:30:42,334 ♪ Will you share this with me? ♪ 732 00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:47,714 ♪ 'Cause darling, without you ♪ 733 00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:52,427 ♪ All the shine of a thousand spotlights ♪ 734 00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:55,889 ♪ All the stars we steal from the night sky ♪ 735 00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:59,893 ♪ Will never be enough ♪ 736 00:30:59,976 --> 00:31:03,521 ♪ Never be enough ♪ 737 00:31:03,563 --> 00:31:07,203 ♪ Towers of gold are still too little ♪ 738 00:31:07,228 --> 00:31:10,898 ♪ These hands could hold the world but it'll ♪ 739 00:31:10,923 --> 00:31:12,466 ♪ Never be ♪ 740 00:31:12,491 --> 00:31:14,531 ♪ Enough ♪ 741 00:31:14,556 --> 00:31:19,436 ♪ Never be enough ♪ 742 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,422 ♪ For me ♪ 743 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,783 ♪ Never, never ♪ 744 00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:28,286 ♪ Never, never ♪ 745 00:31:28,311 --> 00:31:29,562 Yas, bitch. 746 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,839 - Shh. - Excuse you? 747 00:31:31,864 --> 00:31:34,117 That's my tiny friend up there. 748 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:37,729 ♪ Never enough ♪ 749 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,934 ♪ Never enough ♪ 750 00:31:40,975 --> 00:31:42,769 ♪ Never ♪ 751 00:31:42,852 --> 00:31:44,562 ♪ Enough ♪ 752 00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:48,775 ♪ For me, for me ♪ 753 00:31:48,858 --> 00:31:52,904 ♪ For me ♪ 754 00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:54,948 - Yes! - ♪ All the shine ♪ 755 00:31:55,031 --> 00:31:56,700 ♪ Of a thousand spotlights ♪ 756 00:31:56,783 --> 00:32:00,537 ♪ All the stars we steal from the night sky ♪ 757 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,623 ♪ Will never be enough ♪ 758 00:32:03,707 --> 00:32:07,585 ♪ Never be enough ♪ 759 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:11,172 ♪ Towers of gold are still too little ♪ 760 00:32:11,256 --> 00:32:12,966 ♪ These hands could hold ♪ 761 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,009 ♪ The world but it'll ♪ 762 00:32:15,093 --> 00:32:19,973 ♪ Never be enough, never be ♪ 763 00:32:20,056 --> 00:32:24,144 ♪ Enough ♪ 764 00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:27,605 ♪ For me ♪ 765 00:32:27,647 --> 00:32:29,774 ♪ Never, never ♪ 766 00:32:31,401 --> 00:32:34,112 ♪ Never, never ♪ 767 00:32:34,946 --> 00:32:38,116 ♪ Never, for me ♪ 768 00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:42,036 ♪ For me, oh, never enough ♪ 769 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,663 ♪ Never, never ♪ 770 00:32:43,747 --> 00:32:45,665 ♪ Never enough ♪ 771 00:32:45,749 --> 00:32:47,584 ♪ Never, never ♪ 772 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,712 ♪ Never enough ♪ 773 00:32:50,795 --> 00:32:54,674 ♪ For me, for me ♪ 774 00:32:54,716 --> 00:32:58,803 ♪ For me... ♪ 775 00:33:02,541 --> 00:33:05,836 ♪ For me. ♪ 776 00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:13,627 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com -57028

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