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It's picture time!
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This is going to be the craziest jump
ever!
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We're about to grab some mooja.
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Here we go.
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Three, two, one.
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I think one of our wheels got off the
ground.
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Guess we didn't need the parachute. I
actually think my cape slowed me down.
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Well, I thought the cape was the only
thing that worked, but...
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Boy,
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I hope I can make it back to the house
without this cake slowing me down.
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A lot of attitude.
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Get back to the drawing board.
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So maybe... Oh, good.
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Right on time.
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Please, have a seat.
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Always funny.
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Let's cut to the chase.
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I'm looking for someone to record a
fail.
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And epic fails for my website.
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I'm willing to offer you $1 for fails
and $2 for epic fails.
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$2? Someone should be filming this.
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Could that offer was an epic fail?
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
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Fine, okay?
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If you guys don't want to do it, there
are plenty of other people who will.
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Luna. Busy.
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Oh, Lucy.
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I know what you're going to ask. The
answer's no.
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Someone's in great danger.
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Name your price.
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Five bucks for a fail. And ten for an
epic fail. You got yourself a deal.
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Hey!
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Always funny.
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It's out of water.
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Get you here.
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You write this better than the one I
normally get?
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Oh, no. It's Karen Frickley. Who? She's
that... crazy parent from the middle
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school. She's the one who got crayons
banned from the entire school district.
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Apparently her kid got like a crayon
shard in his eye and she went ballistic.
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She's the worst.
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Karen!
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Awesome job on that crayon ban.
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Love the crayon ban.
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Well, I told them if I smell so much of
the whiff of crayon on my sweet Hudson,
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they'd be very sorry.
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I heard it was a unanimous decision.
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Actually, Mrs. Watkins voted against me.
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Oh. Let's just say she's no longer with
us.
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Oh.
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Oh, I don't know if you heard, but
Hudson got motion sickness at recess on
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of those awful swings. So I'm hosting a
fundraiser this afternoon to demolish
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the playground. Can you guys make it?
You know, we can't.
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Because...
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We're refinishing... All of our wood
floors.
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I'm going to do that, too, as soon as my
husband makes some real money.
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Well, I'll swing by and check it out as
soon as we destroy the playground.
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Please do.
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Hi.
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Right now we have to refinish the
floors?
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You said refinishing. I was going to say
refinish Rocky, too.
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I think we just doubled our launch
angle.
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We're going to touch the guy.
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Impressive, Ram.
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Hey, Hudson.
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That thing is cray -cray.
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We're not letting any bikes off until we
do some reinforcements.
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Oh, no, I didn't bike over here. I
walked.
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My mom makes me wear the helmet.
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She said there's a lot of uneven
pavement in our neighborhood.
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Oh, plus, it's pinecone season.
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Can't be too safe.
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Hudson is the neighborhood mammoth boy.
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He's the kind of guy that makes Clyde
and I look tough.
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So we don't mind him coming around.
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Are these drinks for anyone?
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No.
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This is my cold drink grabbing glove.
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Yeah, that is cold.
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I got it.
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I've looked in it for you.
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Sure. Hey, Hudson.
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She knows my name.
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Sweet helmet.
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Hey, Lisa.
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Have you heard about the restaurant on
the moon?
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No. Why? Good food. No atmosphere.
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That's funny.
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Why don't you laugh?
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Because it makes no sense.
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No, that's funny because the moon has no
atmosphere.
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Actually, it's a common misconception
that the moon is devoid of an
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Though it does have one. It's very thin.
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Much like your comedic premise.
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Thus rendering your joke not funny.
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You know, Amy White once said, comedy is
like a frog.
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If you dissect it, you'll kill it.
Actually, they've invented a laser where
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can dissect a frog without killing it.
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What I'm saying is comedy doesn't have
to make sense.
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Then mission accomplished.
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Do you know what, Lisa? Maybe you should
just stick to science, because science
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will never out -funny comedy.
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That sounds like a challenge.
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We just need you to act like you're
getting out of bed and then fall.
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And if you can smash your face on the
way down, that'd be ideal.
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I can do that easy.
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not get the joke.
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My face.
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Luann, you may dismiss it. Doesn't
matter. I wouldn't have given you any
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for that.
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Looked totally fake.
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Are you kidding me?
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I led with my face.
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Have you guys heard about the restaurant
on the moon?
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We can't go to restaurants until we make
the money.
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Once Hudson referred to our ramp as cray
-cray, we knew we had to take it up a
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notch to super cray -cray.
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This is going to be epic.
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Me and Lenny made these thick outfits.
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It was so comfortable, I made one for
myself.
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And Lizzie.
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Something terrible is about to happen.
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But it's not these suits.
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I'm just saying that to me, the phrase
no longer with us means dead.
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Has anybody seen Miss Watkins?
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Hey, where are you going?
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To rent a belt sander at the hardware
store so we can refinish all of our
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floors. Oh, my mom wants to do the same
thing.
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Hey,
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Hudson. How you doing? We just ran into
your mom. Who is lovely, by the way.
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Uh, could you excuse us for one second?
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What are you guys doing?
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Clyde and I are going to jump off this
bike ramp.
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Not with Hudson.
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Not to mention, it's pine cone season.
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Either Hudson goes home or you're going
to shut all this down.
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No, his mother is a monster.
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And he's as fragile as a gingerbread
man.
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Are you guys scared of Hudson's mom?
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No. A little.
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Now we're going to the hardware store.
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Either he goes or all this goes.
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And no crayon.
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Shut it down.
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I love a peek.
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Sweep up these pine cones.
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Ow.
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Hey, Hudson.
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How do you feel about heading home? Oh,
I can't. My mom's at a meeting and all
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my babysitters are no longer with us.
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Hey, Luna.
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How's the best sister in the world?
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What do you guys want? We need you to
occupy Hudson for a while.
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Sorry, I'm restringing my guitar.
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Hudson does have very tiny hands.
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He could come in very handy.
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Okay, Hudson, grab the varnish and just
come with me. Can I go get my varnish,
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Golf?
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No.
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Okay.
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Mission accomplished.
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Time to kiss the sky.
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Hey, have you heard about the restaurant
on the moon? I have no time to talk.
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Dangerous clothes that hand.
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Hudson, have you heard about the
restaurant on the moon? I can't eat at
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restaurants unless my mom pre -approves
the menu.
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Hey, Luna, have you heard about the
restaurant on the moon?
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Where do you go?
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It's funny because it's true.
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What's going on? Oh, you said that
science could never out funny comedy? So
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downloaded five decades of stand -up
specials onto Todd's hard drive, and
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already generated his own hour -long
special.
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Lisa, you can't put 50 years of comedy
into a blender and have a robot spit it
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out. That's not funny.
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The raucous laughter seems to suggest
otherwise.
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So it doesn't make any sense.
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It doesn't have to make sense.
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Comedy's like a frog. If you dissect it,
you'll kill it. Your words.
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Though they have invented a laser where
the frog... I know about the frog.
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Yeah,
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that sounds perfect.
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Nice job, Hudson.
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Okay, let's do the next one.
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Put this through here.
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All right. Put your finger right here.
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You've got perfect hands for this. Well,
thank you. I like to keep them all
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protected. I'm just going to string this
right through here.
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No, good at that.
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I think you deserve a break.
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Care for an ice -cold drink?
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My mom doesn't let me have sugary soda.
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Your mom's not here, Hudson.
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Excellent point.
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Hudson?
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Hudson?
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Hudson? Come on, we got five more
guitars to restring.
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Whoa. Whoever goes off that ramp is a
madman.
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Oh!
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What was that?
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It looked fake.
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Well, the pain is real.
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Luann's right.
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You're not good at this at all.
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You just can't do it.
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Never tell Lin Loud she can't do
something.
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This launch angle?
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We're going to have to start at the top
of Thrill Hill if we want to get enough
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feet. This thing is insane.
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I say we send Tanya on a dry run before
we go pedaling towards disaster.
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She's quite starting to sound like
Hudson.
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I'm a magnet.
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I'm a magnet.
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So close.
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Got it.
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Now that was epic.
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Definitely epic.
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Ow!
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That was insane.
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You must have flown like 60 feet.
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Is it bad?
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It's not that bad. That was crazy,
Addison. You could have died.
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I did it for Luna.
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Are you free for dinner Friday?
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I have a girlfriend.
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I don't want to go home.
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Should we call his mom? There's a copy
of her number in every one of my
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We can't call his mom. She'll kill us.
Maybe we should call your parents. We
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can't. You heard my parents. They didn't
want Hudson anywhere near that ramp.
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We've got to fix him up before they get
home.
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All right, let's get him in the house.
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Three, two, one.
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Hey,
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gang! Hey!
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Be careful in there. We're standing on
the floors.
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Hudson! My favorite guy. Put her there.
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There you go.
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Hi. Oh, you have lovely nails.
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You're looking a little pale. Are you
feeling okay?
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Oh, he's just hungry.
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Here,
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have some grapes.
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Wow, you really are hungry.
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My mom usually cuts them in half.
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You know what? Maybe we don't use the
knife.
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Please don't tell your mother.
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You had that. How about we try a banana
instead?
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Oh, I'm full.
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Well, we're going to get out your hair
now so you can get back to your floors.
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Have fun.
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Bye, Hudson.
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This ladder sure is rickety.
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Hope nothing bad happens.
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Are you tricking me?
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Did anyone see that?
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Fake.
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in several places.
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What do I do?
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Stop going to those places.
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Wait, I thought Todd was a good doctor.
Well, I may have filled up his hard
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drive with stand -up comedy and it
pushed out his digital medical degree.
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I've never been in so much pain.
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Wait until you see my bail.
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You want a war, Lisa? You got one.
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Maybe we should get a second opinion.
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I have a second opinion.
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You're ugly.
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Enough of this child's play. It's time
to amputate.
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You're going to cut my arm off?
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No, your leg. Don't worry.
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You'll be back on your foot in no time.
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Kids!
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Hey, has anyone seen my drill?
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No drills in here. What is a drill?
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Ding dang darn it. Now we have to buy a
new one.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're doing drills.
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Dance drills.
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Well,
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that's fun.
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I think Hudson needs an actual doctor.
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But we don't have an actual doctor.
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But we do have a chef.
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Clyde, I'm way ahead of you.
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Butter night? Butter night.
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I'm not supposed to have butter?
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Brett. Brett.
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Is it going free?
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Juice box.
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Juice box.
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I'm nervous.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm bored.
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I'm scared.
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You're going to feel a little pressure
here. That's doctor talk for pain.
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Frosting. This bag is only half full.
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More than half.
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Um, is this movie going to work?
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Yeah. Don't worry. I'm a baker.
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All right.
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Got your story straight?
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Yep. Then let's do this.
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And remember, Hudson, don't add any
extra details, because when it comes to
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lies... If you dress him up, you mess
him up.
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Exactly.
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You got this.
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I won't let you down.
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We did it again. I never doubted her.
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That's right, Clyde. Because no one gets
into and out of more trouble than
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Clinkin' McCloud.
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Jeez, Hudson.
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It's not rocket science.
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Just lie to your mom already.
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No need to lie. I know what happened.
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I want to speak to your pairing.
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Right now!
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It's so expensive. Everything's just...
What happened?
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What did you do to Todd? He's
despondent.
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I downloaded five decades of the most
depressing scientific facts.
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into his mainframe.
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00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:31,760
Mars is populated entirely with robots,
but they'll never meet each other.
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You use comedy against me, so I do
science against you. That dirty pool.
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Come on, Todd.
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Snap out of it.
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Todd just can't right now.
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Tell me a joke.
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I will tell you a joke. The world's
response to climate change.
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Good one, Todd.
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Let me get this straight.
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00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,380
We told you not to do the ramp. You did
the ramp. We told you to send Hudson
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home. He didn't go home. Hudson went off
the ramp, broke his arm. His mom saw it
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on the Internet, and she's in the other
room right now.
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That's right.
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Good luck. Hey.
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00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,060
Oh, I don't want to.
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She's so scary.
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Karen!
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00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,960
Hey. We just want you to know that we
found out what happened, and we take it
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very, very seriously.
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Wasn't me.
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Give it a minute.
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00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,580
I'm sorry, Luanne.
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00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,820
You made that comment about science and
I overreacted.
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00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,040
I shouldn't have put those recycled
jokes into Todd.
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00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:49,200
I mean, without people like you, there'd
be no jokes at all.
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I overreacted too, Ann.
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00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,930
I'm sorry.
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00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,470
I'd love to hear another joke if you
have one.
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00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:56,710
I do.
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00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,010
Why can you never trust Adam?
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00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:00,830
I don't know. Why?
350
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,790
Because they make up everything.
351
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,590
It's funny because it's true.
352
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:09,310
Although technically, energy... You know
what?
353
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,670
It's funny.
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00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:22,240
of all the irresponsible but negligent
but boneheaded things you could do
355
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:27,880
sending my son off that death ramp is
easily the most irresponsible
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negligent boneheaded boneheaded thing
ever done mark my
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00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:39,420
words you're gonna end up just like mrs
watkins who is no longer with us
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00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:50,030
Look, Karen, I know this looks bad, but
rest assured, in this house, a child's
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safety is our number one concern.
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00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,430
Now
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00:19:54,430 --> 00:20:01,290
that
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00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,290
looks real.
363
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:03,690
Yes!
364
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:06,330
I've seen enough.
365
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,850
We can explain. Just hear us out. You
will be hearing from my lawyers and from
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my husband, who is also a lawyer.
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00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:19,250
You're going to cover every penny of my
sweet boy's medical expenses, and you're
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00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,670
going to spend the rest of your lives
paying for the therapy that he will need
369
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to overcome the emotional trauma that
this family has caused him.
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00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:33,270
Hudson, come on. Your car seat is heated
and waiting. I'm not going anywhere.
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00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:41,210
Don't talk back to me. We will...
Disgust us at home after you take a warm
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00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:44,190
I should have went with sourdough.
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00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:45,710
I don't want a warm bath.
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00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:50,090
Today was the first day of my entire
life that I felt truly alive.
375
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:55,210
I felt the wind in my hair. I felt my
heart beating in my chest.
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00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,430
I ate a whole grape.
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00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,530
And I loved it.
378
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,070
No. Yes.
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00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:05,390
And I'm hungry for more. I want to take
chances.
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00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,750
Push myself.
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00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,210
And I want to feel a cold drink in the
palm of my hand.
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00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,370
Okay,
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00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,150
that is freezing. Sorry.
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00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:20,510
And I want to look at the girl I love in
the eye and tell her she's the one.
385
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:22,350
Still have a girlfriend.
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00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,550
I gave it a shot.
387
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,150
The louts aren't the problem, Mom.
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00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:27,670
You are the problem.
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00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:31,390
So you're not going to call those
lawyers, and I'm not getting in the car
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00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:35,210
you. I will be walking home without a
helmet.
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00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,250
You really are a madman.
392
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:49,010
Yes. A madman that needs to go to an
actual doctor.
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00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:53,070
Let's make a hole. Here you go. Hey,
Hudson, be careful. Those floors have a
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00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,049
certain codex.
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00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:56,930
That was my good arm.
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00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:00,790
I'll get some more bread. I'll get the
drop thingy.
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00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,610
This is my song.
398
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:05,910
I dance too.
399
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,990
Everybody dance to my song.
400
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,220
These are the lyrics that I wrote, girl.
401
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,240
You can dance to my song.
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00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:19,840
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