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It's picture time.
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Lincoln, are you ready?
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Everyone's in the car.
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We're leaving.
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On their way.
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I'm not on my way.
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When you live in a house with 11 kids,
getting into the car and on the road
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takes about 26 minutes from the first.
We're leaving.
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That's when we actually leave. We cannot
be late for Lisa's science competition.
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We're going to be late to least a
science competition.
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It's the championship.
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The car is running.
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The car is not running. Dad can't find
the key. I can't find the ding -ding
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But they're in his pocket.
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Oh, they're in my pocket. I thought that
was Louie's rattle.
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I've got the rattle and the backup
rattle in the rattle bag.
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We have a rattle bag?
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I've still got a few minutes.
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Ooh, a nature documentary.
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Good luck, Gazelle. Now I've got to make
the sandwiches?
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Unless you want to be the water chucky.
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They really are good parents.
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Razzle, but... Hearts of gold.
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Wait for it.
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Lily! I'll check upstairs. I'll check
the backyard.
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All right.
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It's time.
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Lily!
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She's in the car, by the way.
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She's in the car.
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Hey, did you forget something?
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You really should be more organized.
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Clyde's moving to Florida.
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My dad got a new job. He starts Monday.
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We leave tomorrow.
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Clyde, this is crazy.
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Listen, when we get back tomorrow,
before you leave, we'll give you a
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send -off.
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Guys, I think I'm going to stay with
Clyde. Of course. Of course. Give us a
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if you need anything.
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And no indoor s'mores.
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No indoor fires of any kind.
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I can't believe this.
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I can't either.
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He got promoted to vice president?
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Yep.
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What does your dad do again? I'm not
really sure, but...
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I know he hates Rick from accounting.
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This just came out of nowhere.
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No, from the stories I've heard, Rick
can be a real jerk.
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No, you're moving.
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Oh.
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Right. Florida.
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Looking back, I think they were trying
to tell me in their own way.
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Breakfast in bed, pancakes, and freshly
squeezed orange juice.
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They really do have the best oranges in
Florida.
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Bundle up. It is lose your fingers cold
out there. Hopefully one day we live in
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a magical place where it's always 80
degrees.
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Florida orange juice?
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Good night, sir. Good night, son.
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Good night, Gloria Estefan.
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Nightcap?
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I'm moving.
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Clyde, we're not going to spend our last
24 hours together moping.
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Tell me what you want to do, and we'll
do it.
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Today is all about you.
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I want to get a milkshake.
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A milkshake?
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Man with a plan here.
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Anything you want.
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You remember the first day we met back
in first grade?
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Yeah, we both met at the bus.
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And on the walk home, we found $5 and
went to Max for a milkshake.
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And I knew right there we were going to
be best friends.
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You had all these crazy plans.
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Even though I never had a brother that
day, I know I had one forever.
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You good?
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Oh, yeah, it has some dust in my eye.
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No, continue, dog.
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I want to go back there, get a
milkshake, and talk about other things
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done.
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Let's go get that milkshake.
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Of all the things Clyde could have done
in his last day, he chose just hanging
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out with me and talking about old times.
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I've got to tell him how much he means
to me, but...
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How do you tell a guy that his
friendship has made your life better
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could have ever imagined?
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Wait, that's perfect.
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Clyde, your friendship.
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Excuse me, will you help me across the
street, young man?
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Of course, old lady.
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Thank you.
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It's so hard for me to move on my own
these days.
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Here's the rest of my stuff.
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Get to work.
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Ow, my pocket.
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That'll have to do.
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Man, that thing was getting heavy. What
was that? Three hours?
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Here you go.
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A dime?
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Give half to your scrawny friend.
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You left the door open, dummies. Well,
go get my door.
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this up.
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Say hello to the Renegade Power Chopper.
It's got weaponized attack mode.
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Death on wheels just took to the air,
boys!
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Come here, Rumsfeld.
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Rumsfeld.
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Rum, rum.
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We lost him.
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Why'd he keep running away?
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Hi, Star Dog.
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I'd run away, too.
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Man, I really did a number on my back.
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Whoa! It's our old fort from when we
were little.
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I can't believe it's still here.
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Wow, we had some pretty good times in
here.
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Hey, check it out.
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Oh, no way.
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My old plan notebook.
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There's some pretty good stuff in here.
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It's our old fling shot.
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Thanks for your concern, Clyde.
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Time for the first mission.
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This thing sent me back a pretty penny.
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Oh, gotta go.
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Hey, I bet you I can knock that can out
the tree.
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That's a tough job.
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Never doubt one shot, McBride.
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Pick that now.
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That's on wheels?
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Isn't that that biker gang?
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At least no one saw us.
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Those kids are gonna pay!
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their lives. Would you please stop
finishing my sentences?
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Just toss some dirt
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on it.
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Run!
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I think we lost them.
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Or not.
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Let's kill them. Nobody messes with us.
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Hey.
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Hey, Buford. What can I do you for? Some
kids messed with death on wheels and
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they're gonna pay. With their lives.
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You're so lucky you're moving to
Florida.
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What do these hoodlums look like? Two
punks. One's got blonde hair and the
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actually has a cool pair of glasses.
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Well, that's nice. He likes my glasses.
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Maybe he'll kill you second.
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Now, we're going to need tracking gear
for the whole gang.
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I got what you're looking for in the
back.
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Wow, this bean medley's really priced to
move.
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Max is that way. Yeah, but my house is
this way.
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And my house has a door and a very
dependable dental lock.
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Maybe we should just head home and skip
the milkshakes. No.
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I mean, it's just, it's the first thing
that we ever did together.
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And it's got to be the last before I
move.
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Boy, Clyde really wants to get that
milkshake.
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I always knew how much our friendship
meant to him, but to risk his life for
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You know what?
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I risk my life for him, too.
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That's how much he means to me.
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That's the perfect thing for me to say.
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Clyde, I risked my life.
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There they are!
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Come on, we gotta go, we gotta go!
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Come on!
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They're after us!
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We're coming for you!
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Come on! I can't wait this play!
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Let's go!
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Come on, hang in there!
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All right. Move it, you dummies. There's
got to be another way up.
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We're probably going to need some
disguise to make it out of this
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Again,
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we're really sorry.
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It's my last day in town.
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He wants to get a milkshake with me.
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We're best friends.
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Let's go.
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All right, let's ditch this milk cart
and get out of here. There they are.
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Where have you guys been?
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Uh, licking stamps.
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You know those are stickers now? You
don't have to lick them anymore.
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Now you tell us.
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I need you guys to take this top secret
document to Mr. Worthington.
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Right. And he is?
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The CEO.
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The head honcho?
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The guy who signed your paycheck.
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Of course, of course. We'll deliver this
to Mr. Whippingham now.
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Worthington.
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Right, well, head down there. Up there.
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And guard this with your life.
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There's only one copy, and the fate of
Dinocorp depends on it.
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We won't let you down.
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What are you, 12?
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All right, let's get out of here.
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Where are you going?
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To Mac.
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Forget Macs.
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Let's just go back to my house.
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Your house doesn't have milkshakes. You
know what else my house doesn't have? A
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motorcycle gang that wants to murder us.
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We're death on wheels.
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Nice jacket.
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Thank you.
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You know, my daughter sewed on all the
patches.
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I mean, I could do it, but, you know, I
like to keep her busy.
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You know, the thing is, she's real shy,
you know? Never had a boyfriend, poor
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thing. I just love her so much.
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Those kids are dead meat!
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They're up on 20!
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Come on, come on.
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This way, let's go. Those boys are going
to pay.
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Which way?
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Maybe not.
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Guess what? The incoming.
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What? Second there.
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Well,
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that was a way to go, huh?
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Are they around?
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That's it.
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Start looking.
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They gave us some flip -flops.
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Dang! Look, we're going to get them
boys. Now go fire up the choppers. The
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choppers? I thought they busted our
chopper. That's why we're after them.
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I'm talking motorcycle choppers, not
helicopter choppers!
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Well, that's confusing.
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You know what wouldn't be confusing?
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You. Dead.
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All right, let's go!
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I think it's much cooler to call them
motorcycle choppers.
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Same.
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Okay, the coast is clear.
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I'm just going to punch right through
it. Okay, take notes.
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Why don't we just open it with the
latch?
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Great. Where is it?
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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If you can dream it, nothing is out of
reach.
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Except that latch.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's go to the outside.
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Or the inside.
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Lincoln. Not now, Clyde. I'm thinking.
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Lincoln.
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Clyde. I gotta figure this out.
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Okay. Let's go.
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Lincoln!
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bitch scream anywhere.
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They're still in the building somewhere.
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You got security cameras in this
building? We got security cameras
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All right, take me to them.
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I feel like down this way.
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This is it.
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We're finally gonna get out of here.
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I hate that poster.
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Huh? What?
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Nothing. You know, I'll tell you what
that'll reach. My milkshake.
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Will you please stop with the milkshake?
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We're never going to get out of here.
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We're never going to get that milkshake.
It was the only thing on my list.
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I've got a list of things I'm more
concerned about than your precious
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Clyde. My back, my neck, my knuckles,
the aforementioned biker gang known as
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Death on Wheels, and, uh, oh, yeah,
this.
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00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:13,780
So will you please stop with the
milkshake? Well, I'm sorry, Lincoln. She
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it soon.
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She? What?
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You said she closed it soon.
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No, I didn't. What are you talking
about?
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We got them, bud.
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Like fish in a barrel.
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What's going on?
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Uh... Clyde, why did you say she?
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Fine.
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I haven't told you. But there's this
girl who works at Max that I'm crazy
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and I wanted to see her one last time
before I leave.
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What gives, boss? Hey!
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I want to hear this.
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I thought this day was supposed to be
about us. You remember?
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We both missed the bus?
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The milkshakes?
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I was the brother you never had?
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Clyde, look me in my eye and tell me.
This whole day...
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Hasn't been about some girl.
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Hey, she has a name. What's her name? I
don't know yet.
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What's going on? Do you have some kind
of a secret girlfriend?
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Well, it's a secret to her, but I'm
planning on letting her in on it today.
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Poor guy.
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I can't even be around you right now. So
I'm not allowed to like a girl?
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Whatever you want.
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Apparently, I'm just here to be your
wingman.
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Oh, no, you didn't. Too many times I've
been... Your wingman almost got arrested
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impersonating a bus mechanic.
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00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:24,330
And then I got beat up by some guy named
Rod on a fake Valentine's date. And
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then, oh, what else? Oh, yeah. I took a
van to Tennessee, ate chipmunk on a
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steak, and almost died in a hot air
balloon.
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You know what? I can't even be around
you right now.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't want to hear it.
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Clyde, you're my best friend.
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You've always been there for me, and I'd
be honored to be your wingman.
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00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,830
So? Tell me about her.
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She's perfect.
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Every time I see her, I want to tell her
how beautiful she is, how much I like
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her. But I can never seem to find the
right words.
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00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,130
Do you have the bathroom key? I need to
poop.
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Good luck with that.
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Thank you.
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How long has this been going on?
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What's it at?
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About six years.
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Six years?
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All right, we're gonna get you to Mac.
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And then you're gonna look her in the
eye and tell her the three magical words
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that every girl dreams to hear.
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What's your name?
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No.
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No.
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Not what I was going for.
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But close enough.
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We gotta get out of here.
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00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,430
It's too late. Her shift ends any
minute. And then she's heading home.
326
00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:39,610
then we'll go to her house so you can
tell her how you feel. That's even more
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romantic. I kind of already told her how
I feel.
328
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:46,950
What? I was afraid I was going to
chicken out and not introduce myself.
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00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,230
I just like my daughter.
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So, I wrote a letter.
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Look away.
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00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:53,430
Look away.
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00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:56,750
A letter?
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00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,550
What did it say?
335
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,350
Clyde, what did it say?
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00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:03,930
Clyde, what did it say?
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00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:08,230
I profess my undying love for her.
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00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,210
That's not so bad.
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00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:11,449
There's more.
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00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,690
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:16,830
I also wrote a poem, and I may have
included a charcoal sketch of our
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00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,690
day. Oh, that's not good.
343
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:21,830
Clyde, please tell me you didn't send
that letter. I didn't.
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00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,170
Yes! Oh, thank God.
345
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,290
Where'd it go?
346
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:33,550
There they are!
347
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,450
Liam did it.
348
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:38,710
Why, Liam!
349
00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,550
Who the heck is Liam?
350
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,560
I told him if he didn't hear back from
me by 6 p .m., he should put it in her
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00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,560
mailbox.
352
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,160
It's 601.
353
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,620
After she sees that letter, I'll never
be able to face her again.
354
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,440
It's a good thing I'm moving to Florida.
355
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,180
Clyde, what are you doing here?
356
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:57,720
Lincoln, you look terrible.
357
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,420
Just like the news I received.
358
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,700
My promotion fell through. We're not
moving to Florida.
359
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,000
Apparently, two inept rubes in the
mailroom failed to deliver an important
360
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,640
document, and the company stock
plummeted.
361
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,500
I'll never be able to enjoy a glass of
orange juice again.
362
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,460
From now on, we are a beet juice family.
363
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,059
You're not moving.
364
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,060
I'm not moving.
365
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,600
Wait, the letter.
366
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,140
I'm not moving.
367
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,560
What am I going to do?
368
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,840
My life is over.
369
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:27,879
No, it's not.
370
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,600
We just got to get to her mailbox before
she does. There's no way. She's already
371
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,419
on her way home.
372
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,420
We'll never make it.
373
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,480
Oh, yes, you will.
374
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,180
On a mission to love.
375
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,690
I'm on a mission to love.
376
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:42,930
You'll meet your milkshake, girl. Yeah,
you'll meet it for real.
377
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,730
Love never dies when you got death on
wheel.
378
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:52,010
I'm on a mission to love, mission to
love.
379
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:55,830
I'm on a mission to love, mission to
love.
380
00:19:57,050 --> 00:20:00,590
All right, here we go. You go get him.
Oh,
381
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,009
thank God.
382
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,490
What are you guys doing?
383
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,099
It's okay.
384
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,100
We used to be millmen.
385
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,260
And my friend Clyde has something he
wants to say to you.
386
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,860
I have to poop.
387
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,580
I got this one, buddy.
388
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,200
Clyde is the best person I've ever known
in my whole life.
389
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,160
He's funny.
390
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,360
He's kind.
391
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,740
He's loyal.
392
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:34,980
I know.
393
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,330
Had a crush on him for six years.
394
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,530
Classic McBride.
395
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,490
Good luck. Let me know how it works out.
Me too.
396
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:54,050
Where am I? You're on my front porch.
397
00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:58,230
I had the craziest dream that there was
this biker gang.
398
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:01,750
And we fell off the ceiling and a spider
bit your eye.
399
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:03,990
All just to get to the most...
400
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:05,810
Beautiful girl in the world.
401
00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:09,850
It wasn't a dream, Clyde. And we did get
to the girl.
402
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,169
What happened?
403
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,730
You told her that you liked her, and she
said she liked you, too.
404
00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:15,650
And then you fainted.
405
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:17,510
Dang.
406
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:19,450
Did I look cool?
407
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,290
Why didn't I let her answer that?
408
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:24,270
You looked very cool.
409
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,010
I'm Angie.
410
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:31,130
Angie. That's a nice name.
411
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:32,510
My name's Clyde.
412
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,180
I can't believe you did all that just to
see me.
413
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,140
Well, you do make the best milkshakes.
414
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,040
It's more than just milkshakes, Angie.
415
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:42,780
Trust me.
416
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:48,620
Rumsel! You're back!
417
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,760
Angie, let me tell you all about this.
Hey, Rumsel!
418
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,320
How you doing, buddy?
419
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,660
Who was the one that started us off on
this whole matter?
420
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,240
We were helping this old lady move her
doctor's suite.
421
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:07,200
I'm on a mission to love, mission to
love. You'll meet your milkshake girl,
422
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,620
you'll meet her for real.
423
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:12,340
Love never dies when you got death on
wheel.
424
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:17,680
I'm on a mission to love, mission to
love.
425
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:21,400
I'm on a mission to love, mission to
love.
426
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:26,000
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