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- [whistles]
- Come on!
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It's picture time!
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
- Come on!
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- ♪ The really Loud house ♪
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[bright music]
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- I'm excited for tonight.
- Me too.
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- 'Kay.
Bye, valentine.
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- Bye, valen-tini.
- Bye, valen-tino.
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- Bye, val-gal.
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- I don't have any more, dude.
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- I have 11 more,
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but I'll save them
for tonight.
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- [chuckles softly]
Bye.
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[phone beeps]
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- There's nothing
like Valentine's Day
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in the Loud house.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hearts are waiting
to be filled.
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Songs are waiting to be sung.
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[tender music]
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- Happy Valentine's Day,
Boo-boo Bear.
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- Yep, love is in the air.
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[upbeat music]
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- [yawns]
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- Happy Valentine's Day,
parental units.
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[together]
Happy Valentine's Day.
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- [sneezes]
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♪ ♪
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- I didn't even get
to give them mine.
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- [frightened screaming]
- Sigh.
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- Why would the two
most in-love people we know
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be so down?
- [yawns]
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- On the day
that celebrates love?
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- It's a mystery.
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[together]
Let's double L this thing.
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[groovy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- It's a beautiful day.
They have 11 gorgeous children.
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- What could these people
possibly be so down about?
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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Aside from the usual.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ You're my Valentine, Sam,
so listen up, ma'am ♪
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♪ 'Cause I've got a plan
to play you a jam ♪
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♪ And these are the words
that rhyme with Sam ♪
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♪ Clam, bam, Paki-stam ♪
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♪ Let's cook eggs
in a non-stick pan ♪
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♪ These were the words
that rhyme with Sam ♪
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♪ Will you be my Valen-tam? ♪
Whoo!
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- I'm gonna be
completely honest.
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That was the best song
you've ever written.
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- Well, you gave me
the great idea to go funny.
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Sam's gonna love it.
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- It's all part
of Galentine's Day.
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Oh, since I don't currently
have a boyfriend,
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I decided to help out
all of my gals
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with their special someones.
- Aw.
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- And BT-dubs,
I think it's so cool
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that you and your girlfriend
are writing songs
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for each other.
- You're the best.
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- I know.
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- Got any big V-Day plans,
Clyde?
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- Just my annual
Valentine's Day picture.
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- Clyde's dads have a photo
of him on every Valentine's Day
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since he was born
because he's their heart.
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[bright music]
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You really are a heartbreaker.
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- Lincoln, close your eyes.
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And open.
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I made Zia a special outfit
for your date tonight.
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- Uh...
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- I think he likes it.
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- Happy Valentine's Day.
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Now, I just have a few more
adjustments to make,
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so ta-ta.
Come on.
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♪ ♪
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- [nervous laugh]
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- 148, 149, 150.
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150!
- I am so proud of us.
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We finally saved up enough
to do the entire 11-course meal
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at Café Délicieux.
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Oh, I'm gonna wait
until after dessert
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to open up my present.
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- Babe, paying for half
of the dinner is my present.
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It's all the money I have.
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- Oh, OK.
[chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
- So no present?
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That's great.
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[ragtime music]
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♪ ♪
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- OK, people.
Five hours until curtain, OK?
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Let's run it one more time.
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And once we tape off
half the seats,
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we're looking
at a packed house!
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Action!
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♪ ♪
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- And then, he lassoed me in.
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- Do you think
he was flirting with you?
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- Yes!
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And then,
when I left the theater,
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he opened
three imaginary doors for me.
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- OK.
So here's what you have to do.
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Tonight at the show,
you have to mime something
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to him that shows
you feel the same way.
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- But how do I do that?
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Scotty is the best mime
in class,
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and so far,
all I basically learned is...
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- Are you sautéing onions
in a frying pan?
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- No, I'm poking a dead body
with a stick.
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- Why would you mime that?
- To see if he's dead.
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- Oh.
- See?
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This is never gonna work.
- Yes, it is,
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because it's Galentine's Day,
and you are my gal, so...
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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Step into my office.
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[groovy music]
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- If Mom and Dad are upset,
it's usually an inside job.
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[knocking]
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- We need to ask you
a few questions.
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- We got a runner!
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- Going somewhere?
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- I'm not telling you anything.
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[tense music]
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Fine.
I did it.
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I use the cereal bowls
as Petri dishes.
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I've been doing it for weeks.
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- Do Mom and Dad
know about this?
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- No!
Nobody does.
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I hide under the sink
to avoid being caught.
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It was for science!
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- Easy, Specs.
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Do you ever hear Mom
and Dad talking
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while you're hiding
under there?
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- Yes.
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Just last night,
they seemed a bit blue,
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something about a jar
and not having enough money.
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- That's not surprising.
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They have 11 kids
and one toilet.
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- I think we have our answer.
Mom and Dad are out of money.
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- Guess that means the sink's
not the only thing...
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that's broke.
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[cat screeches]
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- Sorry, Cliff.
Didn't see you there.
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[cat meows]
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- Whatever I wear, I'm gonna
look horrible next to her.
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I'm starting to get nervous
about this date, Clyde.
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- Yeah, I get that.
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- What do you mean
you get that?
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You're supposed to say
how I shouldn't be nervous,
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and you're supposed to tell me
that I'm crazy
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and everything's gonna be fine.
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- You're crazy
and everything's gonna be fine.
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- Don't just repeat
what I say, Clyde.
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- I'm sorry.
I get that you're nervous.
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This is the first time
that you're
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gonna be alone with her.
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- What?
- I mean, think about it.
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When Zia's at your house,
your family's always around.
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And at school,
you're always with friends.
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- You're right.
I've never been alone with her.
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Now I'm taking her
to a fancy restaurant.
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- Yep.
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- What if I can't think
of anything to say?
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She'll be in her pretty dress,
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and I'll be
in my stupid orange outfit.
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How could this get any worse?
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- Well, it's Valentine's Day,
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so she's probably
expecting a kiss.
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- From me?
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[quirky music]
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[body thuds]
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I can't go on this date, Clyde.
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- You're crazy
and everything's gonna be fine.
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- [grunts]
Come here!
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[body thuds]
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- That's it.
I'm calling off this date.
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- You can't call off the date.
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- Leni, I need
your Valentine's magic.
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I'm getting nervous
about my date with Zia.
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- Oh, don't be nervous.
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- I've never been alone
with her.
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- Oh, that's not good.
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- I'm so excited about my song.
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I told Sam
to come over earlier.
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[laughter]
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OK, so I was thinking...
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- You really got
to help me on this, Clyde.
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- I got to get to my
Valentine's Day photoshoot.
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It's gonna take me two hours
to get into wardrobe.
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Sorry.
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- Hey, Clyde.
Where's the fire?
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Do you mind answering
a few questions?
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- Why are our parents bankrupt?
- I have no idea.
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- I think we just caught
a break in the case.
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- You're off the hook.
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- Don't leave town, Slim.
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[groovy rock music]
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- OK.
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- I've hacked into Mom
and Dad's bank count,
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discovering that they are
indeed not broke.
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They have a bank balance
of $483.
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- [gasps]
- Gasp.
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- That's right.
We're rich.
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- Hello, second toilet.
- Wait a second.
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Mom and Dad have also spent
a lot of money
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on two people
named Pierre and Colette.
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- Who are Pierre and Colette?
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- They better not be
our secret siblings,
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or else we're never getting
that second toilet.
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- Pierre and Colette.
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Sounds like
this mystery goes right through
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those French freeloaders.
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- Oui, oui,
better get escargot-ing.
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♪ ♪
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[cat screeches]
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- Jeez, Cliff.
Stop being so dramatic.
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[cat meows]
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- ♪ And when
the noise gets too loud ♪
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♪ I look for you in the crowd ♪
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♪ Waiting all my life
to tell you ♪
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♪ Know that you're
the one forever ♪
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♪ So look at the stars ♪
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♪ They're beautiful ♪
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♪ Just like the girl
I love so ♪
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I stayed up all night
writing that.
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Now sing me your song.
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- You know, I would...
[chuckles]
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But the lyrics
are just out there.
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Yeah, one second.
[laughs]
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- I need some advice.
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- Did you guys put
air holes in this thing?
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I'm feeling
a little lightheaded.
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- It's just a mime high.
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Look, if you're afraid
of being alone with Zia,
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just make it
a double date with Clyde.
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- That's genius.
- It's what I do.
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- Thanks.
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- Are you sure you know
how to teach mime?
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- Happy Galentine's Day, Leni.
- Happy Galentine's Day.
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[gasps]
Oh.
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- [gasps]
- Is something wrong?
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- Yes, something's wrong.
- Does it have to do with me?
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- Yes, it's about you.
- Ugh, is it about the song?
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- Yes, it has something
to do with the song.
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Your funny idea was all wrong.
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Now, I have about five seconds
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to write
the most romantic song ever.
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- OK.
Does it have to rhyme?
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- Luna?
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- Quick, give me
those bed sheets.
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- OK, all right, on three,
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00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:09,620
turn on the main water source.
- Ready.
256
00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,580
- One...
257
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,314
Turn off
the main water source!
258
00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:13,590
- [screams]
259
00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:14,760
- Turn off
the main water source!
260
00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:17,820
Here you go.
261
00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:26,360
- I didn't have enough money
to buy you a gift,
262
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,270
so I made
a sculpture of you
263
00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:31,040
out of produce
from the mercado.
264
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,040
- It's amazing.
I love the banana high heels.
265
00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,440
And my eyes are blueberries.
266
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,270
- Happy Valentine's Day, babe.
267
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,170
[bright music]
268
00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:43,170
♪ ♪
269
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:43,920
- I'm good.
270
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,200
- Quick.
Out the window.
271
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:46,980
- Have you seen Luna?
272
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,233
[crash]
- No.
273
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,200
[quirky music]
274
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,400
♪ ♪
275
00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,990
- Luna?
- Oh, hey, babe!
276
00:10:58,990 --> 00:10:59,490
[chuckles]
277
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:02,050
The lyrics are just
somewhere down here, yeah.
278
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:05,233
♪ ♪
279
00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:08,150
- Clyde?
Why won't you answer?
280
00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:09,830
Clyde?
281
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,730
Clyde. Clyde. Clude.
282
00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,080
Sorry. Typo.
283
00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:17,910
Clyde!
284
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,777
[camera shutter clicking]
285
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,330
- Yes!
Oh!
286
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:24,270
OK, now, smell the rose.
287
00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,280
Flutter your wings.
288
00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:29,520
Now show me
your stinging face.
289
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,460
- Buzz.
- Shake your stinger. Ooh.
290
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,560
- How many options do you need?
291
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,390
- Your dads asked for 600.
292
00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:38,820
Now moving on to honey.
293
00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:39,786
[groovy rock music]
294
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:42,570
- [sighs]
Nothing.
295
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,450
This Pierre and Colette
might as well be ghosts.
296
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,380
- I agree.
297
00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:49,080
We have to figure out what's
making Mom and Dad so upset.
298
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:50,080
[fabric tearing]
299
00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:52,880
♪ ♪
300
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,340
- I think we just
caught ourself a break.
301
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,970
Someone get me
whatever this is watched on.
302
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,760
- I'm taking you to
a romantic moonlit dinner
303
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,100
at the place
where it all began.
304
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,270
- The Eiffel Tower?
[gasps]
305
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,180
Oh,
but it's so cloudy here.
306
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:11,090
- Our love will chase away
the clouds!
307
00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:14,150
[together]
Ew.
308
00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:17,050
[romantic accordion music]
309
00:12:17,117 --> 00:12:23,983
♪ ♪
310
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,780
- We will always have
Saint Valentine's Day.
311
00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:34,980
♪ ♪
312
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,170
- It all makes
perfect sense now.
313
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:39,830
- Really?
314
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,260
I thought there were several
unnecessary plot twists.
315
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:45,230
- And nobody vomited up beetles
or got bit by a vampire
316
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,480
or buried alive.
Boring.
317
00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:50,870
- Something did get buried.
Mom and Dad's dream.
318
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,390
- Don't you get it?
319
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,910
Mom and Dad
are Pierre and Colette.
320
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,800
It was always their dream
to go to Paris
321
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,540
on Valentine's Day.
322
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,090
- I see Paris. I see France.
323
00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:04,490
Mom and Dad need
to get back their romance.
324
00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:05,956
[groovy rock music]
325
00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:07,623
[cat screeches]
326
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,510
- Enough, Cliff.
Go chase a mouse or something.
327
00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:11,943
[cat meows]
328
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,410
♪ ♪
329
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:16,320
- So Mom and Dad
wanted to go to France?
330
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,330
- Yeah, but they had
a bunch of kids,
331
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,590
and we cost a lot of money.
332
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,690
- Plus, the house
is falling apart.
333
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,880
- That's why we need
your guys' help.
334
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:24,960
- I'm sorry, guys.
335
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,110
I have dinner
with Bobby tonight.
336
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:26,610
[giggles]
337
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,900
- And I've got to
win my girlfriend back.
338
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,500
- And I got to let a boy know
I like him.
339
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,000
[giggles]
340
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,470
- You're on your own
for this one.
341
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,030
- You guys will get it
when you're our age.
342
00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,290
- I can help you gals out.
343
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:36,480
[together]
Don't let her help you!
344
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,130
- Jeez. OK.
345
00:13:40,197 --> 00:13:43,097
[indistinct chatter]
346
00:13:43,097 --> 00:13:43,597
[tense music]
347
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:48,140
- Hey.
I came as fast as I could.
348
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:51,950
- Where's your date?
- What date?
349
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,320
- Didn't you read my texts?
- You sent 500 of them.
350
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,690
- I was too nervous
to be alone with Zia,
351
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:59,030
so I kind of told her
we were double dating
352
00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,260
with you and a mystery girl.
353
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,820
- She definitely
is a mystery girl
354
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,230
because she doesn't exist!
355
00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,750
- Hey, guys!
- Hey, Zia!
356
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,120
- You look great, girl.
- Yeah.
357
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,240
- I'm excited
to meet your date, Clyde.
358
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:13,790
Where is she?
359
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,030
- She is inside.
360
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,080
- Yes!
She is inside.
361
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:19,580
- [laughs]
362
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,170
- But she doesn't like to order
363
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,400
in front of people
she just met.
364
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,410
- Yeah, I get that.
365
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:27,080
It's actually one of the things
that I love about her,
366
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,660
even though I've never met her.
[chuckles]
367
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,700
- So...
[chuckles]
368
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,300
Why don't you guys
wait out here for, like,
369
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:38,300
five-ish minutes,
and I'll go in there
370
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:42,110
and help her order, and we'll
get this double date underway.
371
00:14:42,177 --> 00:14:43,577
[both chuckle]
372
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:45,530
- Well...
373
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,510
- Who wants to be my date?
Anyone wanna be my date?
374
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,310
Anyone?
375
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:56,310
[dramatic music]
376
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,190
- Excuse me, but are you alone?
- Why?
377
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,560
Is it so crazy
that I'm not with a guy?
378
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,330
I'm here to protest
the constructs
379
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,920
of this patriarchal holiday.
380
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,070
Valentine's Day is nothing
but a capitalistic thirst trap
381
00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,360
invented by corporate overlords
382
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,950
with the sole intention
of making money.
383
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,780
- I'll give you 20 bucks
to pretend to be my date.
384
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,630
- 25, and I want the lava cake.
- 23 and bread pudding.
385
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,080
- Done.
386
00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:20,980
[groovy music]
387
00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,280
[wrench clicking]
388
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:24,840
- Honey, I think I fixed it.
- Really?
389
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,190
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn it on.
390
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,680
- [giggles]
Ah, not this time.
391
00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:30,680
[quirky music]
392
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,970
OK.
Here we go.
393
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,666
[gasps]
You did it!
394
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,133
- [laughs]
395
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,800
- [laughs]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
396
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:42,630
- We got it!
397
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:43,920
- We fixed it.
We fixed it.
398
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:46,820
- Ah, ah! Ah.
399
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,230
We need to call a plumber.
400
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:51,830
[somber music]
401
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:57,763
♪ ♪
402
00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:58,263
- [sighs]
403
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,410
Not even "Pierre and Colette"
can help us this time.
404
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,020
- We noticed you weren't having
the best Valentine's Day.
405
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,040
- What makes you say that?
- So we got you this present.
406
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,550
- Oh, dinner for two
at the Korn Dog Hut.
407
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,730
- Coleslaw not included.
- Thanks, guys.
408
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,730
I'm starving.
- You are the best.
409
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:23,510
You know, sometimes in life--
- The Korn Dog Hut closes soon.
410
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,040
- Thank you so much.
- Yep, let's go.
411
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:27,233
♪ ♪
412
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:29,780
- Let's get to work.
413
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:32,113
[upbeat music]
414
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,950
- Hi. I'm Zia.
- This is Kristen.
415
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,480
- Kiersten.
- Kirsten?
416
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:40,940
- Kiersten.
- Would you guys like to order?
417
00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:41,480
- Yes.
418
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,460
The lovely lady would like
419
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,670
the chicken piccata with
carrots and mashed potatoes.
420
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:47,450
- Lincoln.
421
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,230
That's exactly
what I was gonna order.
422
00:16:51,296 --> 00:16:53,263
- [chuckles]
423
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,310
- Oh.
My lady would like...
424
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,370
[tense music]
425
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,500
The freedom
to order for herself.
426
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:00,760
- I'm actually not ready.
427
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,500
- I thought you got here early
to look at the menu.
428
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,810
- Oh, she did, but it's
a very extensive menu.
429
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,140
The burger looks really good.
- I'm a vegan.
430
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,069
- Oh, which I knew because
I'm your boyfriend, honey.
431
00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:13,869
♪ ♪
432
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,069
OK.
[laughs nervously]
433
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:16,566
Whew.
434
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,000
- We're gonna need
a few minutes.
435
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:22,000
[groovy music]
436
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,319
- Sink's fixed.
437
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,860
[phone beeps]
- Text sent.
438
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:31,827
[phones chiming]
439
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:32,327
♪ ♪
440
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:34,770
- I've got to go.
- I've got to go.
441
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:41,770
♪ ♪
442
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,590
- Did you take care
of Vanzilla?
443
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,180
- They won't be getting far.
444
00:17:49,247 --> 00:17:52,314
[engine sputtering]
445
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,030
- And the Korn Dog Hut
is closed.
446
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,710
- Here we go.
447
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,320
Three bread puddings
and one lava cake.
448
00:18:01,386 --> 00:18:02,853
- Thank you.
449
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,370
- You got something to say?
450
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,370
- You pinky promised.
- What's going on?
451
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:09,970
[nervous laughter]
452
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:11,790
- Just a little
lover's quarrel.
453
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:13,590
- [chuckles]
- Well, this has been fun,
454
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:14,820
and it was certainly great
to meet you, Kristen.
455
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,930
- Kirsten.
- Kiersten.
456
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:16,800
[together]
Kiersten?
457
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,050
- Kiersten!
- Rod?
458
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:19,830
[together]
Rod?
459
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,230
- You dumped me four hours ago,
460
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,730
and you're already
with another guy?
461
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,130
- How did you know I was here?
- I tracked your phone.
462
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,470
- See?
This is what I'm talking about!
463
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,780
- So you're
the new boyfriend, huh?
464
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,390
- Yes!
Uh, they're very much in love.
465
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,210
- Well, then you're in love
with a dead man.
466
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,180
- Oh, Mr. Rod, sir,
this isn't what it looks like.
467
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,430
I paid her for her services.
468
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:43,710
- You what?
[screams]
469
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,000
- My new dress!
470
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,620
[tense music]
471
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,050
This whole night
has been super weird.
472
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:54,910
I gotta go.
473
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,010
[soft dramatic music]
474
00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:57,930
- Wait.
475
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,840
- If that was bread pudding,
it would have dabbed right out.
476
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,007
[screams]
477
00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:04,040
♪ ♪
478
00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:06,973
[tender music]
479
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,007
♪ ♪
480
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,500
[together]
Happy Valentine's Day!
481
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,960
- You fixed the sink.
482
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,270
- [sighs]
Thanks, guys.
483
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,860
- Pierre.
- Colette.
484
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,293
♪ ♪
485
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,226
[romantic accordion music]
486
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:28,126
♪ ♪
487
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,560
[together]
Welcome to Paris.
488
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:34,393
♪ ♪
489
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,080
- Merci.
490
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,090
- And for Mama.
491
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:42,790
- Roses?
492
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,000
- I mean--
- Todd.
493
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,590
- Viva la France.
494
00:19:47,656 --> 00:19:50,756
♪ ♪
495
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,956
- [gasps]
- [laughs softly]
496
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,780
- May we show you
to your seats?
497
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,030
- Tonight's special
is an 11-course meal
498
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:01,730
that cost all the money
I've made in the past sev--
499
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:02,990
- Bobby, Bobby.
- Bon appétit.
500
00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:05,623
♪ ♪
501
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:07,340
- Zia, wait.
502
00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:09,290
- I don't want
to talk to you, Lincoln.
503
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,150
- Just let me explain.
504
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,000
- Fine.
505
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:17,620
- Oh, I didn't think you would.
506
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,270
Uh, no, I got this.
507
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,630
I was so excited to spend
Valentine's Day with you,
508
00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:27,050
and I saw you in your dress,
and you looked so beautiful--
509
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,270
I mean,
you always look beautiful,
510
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,220
but you looked extra beautiful.
511
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,710
And then, Clyde told me that
I'd never been alone with you,
512
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,750
which I had never realized.
513
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,760
Because even when we're
with other people,
514
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:40,580
when I look at you, it's like
you're the only one in the room
515
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:44,090
because you're so beautiful,
which I already mentioned.
516
00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:45,860
But I mean,
Clyde said you'd probably
517
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be expecting a kiss and--
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[tender music]
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- Happy Valentine's Day,
Lincoln.
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00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:55,530
- Best night ever.
- [laughs softly]
521
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:59,290
- Hey, we're actually alone.
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00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,340
- I'm very happy for you two.
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00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,366
[romantic accordion music]
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00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,420
- We finally made it, Colette.
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00:21:09,487 --> 00:21:11,187
♪ ♪
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- Such a romantic holiday.
527
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:17,924
♪ ♪
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00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,590
[blows loudly]
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00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:21,657
♪ ♪
530
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,420
- I loved your song.
- [laughs]
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00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,470
- I don't think this night
could get any better.
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00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,930
- Beating heart.
Romantic tune.
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Conjure me a lover's moon.
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♪ ♪
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00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,766
- ♪ You're my Valentine, Sam,
so listen up, ma'am ♪
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00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,800
♪ 'Cause I've got a plan
to play you a jam ♪
537
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:10,833
♪ And these are the words
that rhyme with Sam ♪
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♪ Clam, bam, Paki-stam ♪
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00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:16,333
♪ Let's cook eggs
in a non-stick pan ♪
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00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,200
♪ Ram, scram, Hoover Dam ♪
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00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:23,000
♪ In England, they call
a stroller a "pram" ♪
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00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:25,966
♪ Will you be my Valen-tam? ♪
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Whoo!
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00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:32,020
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