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- [whistles]
- Come on!
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It's picture time!
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ The really Loud house ♪
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[bell rings]
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- [sighs] We did it.
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- It's done.
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- The reason Clyde
and I are celebrating
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is because on any other
day from 11:20 to 12:05,
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we'd be suffering
through gym class.
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- What do you think
we're doing today?
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[whistle blows]
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- I'm going to go
with dodgeball.
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But not today.
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Because for the last
year and a half,
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Clyde and I have been on an
unrelenting quest to eliminate
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gym from the school schedule.
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You name it, we've tried it.
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- OK.
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I've hacked into
the Royal Woods
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school district mainframe.
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Can we take care of the--
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- Oh.
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Here's my birthday
check from Pop-Pop.
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- Easiest $3 I've ever made.
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What do you want me to do?
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Remove your absences?
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Put you on the honor roll?
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Special passes so you can
poop in the teachers' lounge?
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- Eliminate gym class
from our school schedule.
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- That's above my pay grade.
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- Where's the moolah?
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- Where's the voodoo doll?
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- What do you want me
to do to Coach Keck?
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Temporary blindness,
swollen ankles,
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give her the head
of a chipmunk?
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- We just want her
to be temporarily
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unavailable to teach gym.
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We were thinking
tonsillitis, appendicitis.
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Any of the -itises will do.
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- Or maybe just a bad cold.
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- I'm not going to waste
my voodoo on something she
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can beat with orange juice.
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- That voodoo stuff probably
doesn't even work anyway.
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- Wrong.
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[dramatic music]
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- Ah!
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- Please stop!
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- You can keep this.
Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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- Then we finally talked
to the one true visionary
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in the family.
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- It's called a vision board.
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You write up what you
want, and it just happens.
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See, this is me on
a unicorn in Paris.
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This is me on a date
with Timothée Chalamet.
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And this is me on a unicorn
with Timothée Chalamet outside
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of Paris.
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Ooh, watch this.
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Peach pie.
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- Hey, does anyone want a
piece of my famous peach pie?
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[cash register dings]
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- Impressive.
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[upbeat music]
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The vision board worked.
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Our gym teacher, Coach Keck,
came down with shingles.
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Or should I say,
the shingles came down on her
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when the gym roof collapsed.
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[clattering, birds chirping]
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- [groans]
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- Gym getting canceled
was the best thing
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that ever happened to us.
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Sure, there were a
few bumps in the road.
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Without dodgeball,
school bullies had
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more time for other things.
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We should totally play that
new game when we get home.
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- Give us your lunch, nerds.
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- Luckily, Clyde and
I know how to adapt.
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Right on time.
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- Here you go, guys.
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Tuna on rye.
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- And PB and J with
the crusts cut off.
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Excellent choice, Bruce.
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- Remember to get
your orders in by 7:30
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for tomorrow's lunches.
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- See you tomorrow, nerds.
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- Yep.
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Clyde and I
couldn't be stopped.
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Our luck just kept rolling.
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- Good thing they didn't
ask for my wallet.
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- Two tickets to Rip Hardcore's
One-in-a-Lifetime Annual
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Wild Animal Spectacular?
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- Yep.
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- Isn't this cool?
- Awesome!
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- Yeah.
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That's where I did my
speech over there.
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Let's go to our seats.
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- Oh, yeah.
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[rock music]
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- Do you know what time it is?
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all: Hawk cam time!
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- That's right!
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We planted a microchip camera
into the eye of a hawk.
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[hawk screeches]
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[wings flapping]
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both: Awesome!
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[hawk screeches]
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- [gasps]
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both: Not awesome.
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[hawk screeches]
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[crowd shouting]
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- [screams]
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[clothes ripping]
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- That's not good.
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- My finger.
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- It was kind of cool
to see a hawk so close-up.
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Not for that one kid behind us.
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- I'm just glad they
found most of his fingers.
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I feel like it's our fault
Rip's hawk attacked that kid.
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- We didn't tell
him to attack him.
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He was going after
those corn dogs.
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- Right.
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But we threw our
corn dogs in his lap.
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- The fact is,
corn dogs are delicious.
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If we had been eating
any other food,
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the hawk wouldn't
have gone for him.
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- Why did we have to
be eating corn dogs?
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- Because we can't resist them,
and neither could the hawk.
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No, this isn't
our fault, Clyde.
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If it's anyone's
fault, it's the guy
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who invented the corn dog.
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If you make something
that delicious,
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eventually a hawk
is going to bite
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an innocent kid's fingers off.
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- What's up, little rippers?
Yeah.
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It's me.
- Who's this guy?
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- Rip Hardcore.
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- You're not Rip Hardcore.
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- That's right.
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The one and only
Rip Hardcore, baby.
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Oh, yeah!
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Rip!
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- I can't believe they
replaced Rip Hardcore.
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- And it's all our fault.
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- I'll tell you this--
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I'm never eating
another corn dog again.
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After this one, of course.
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These things are delicious.
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[munching]
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[dumpster clangs]
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- Hey!
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Trying to eat here!
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both: Rip Hardcore?
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- Sorry you boys
have to see me this way.
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It's been a long, rough
road since I lost my show.
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- Didn't it just
happen yesterday?
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- They can't do this to you.
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You're Rip Hardcore.
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- I was Rip Hardcore.
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The studio owns that name.
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And they took it back,
along with my apartment,
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my car, and my hawk,
who never hurt anybody.
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Except for that one kid.
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Showbiz is a cruel mistress.
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One day, you're Rip
Hardcore, and the next,
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you're Stanley Bunch.
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- Your name is Stanley Bunch?
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- Yeah.
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I'm Stanley Bunch, trying to
make a salad in a dumpster.
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- We can help you.
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- Yeah.
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There's a tomato right
by your left foot.
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- I was thinking a
bit bigger, Clyde.
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- All I ever wanted
was to be loved!
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[sobbing]
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- Rip Hardcore sure has
been crying a long time.
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- [sobs]
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- He does everything hardcore.
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He laughs hardcore.
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He cries hardcore.
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- [farts]
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- He farts into our
couch cushions hardcore.
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- His real name
is Stanley Bunch.
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- That's sad.
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- Smells so sad.
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- Does he have a vision board?
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I'm going to go talk to him.
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And that fart has traveled.
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- I guess he really ripped one.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, no.
- No.
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- But I--
- No, Dad.
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- All right.
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Let's go to bed.
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- [sobbing]
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- How are you doing, Rip?
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- [sobs]
My name isn't Rip anymore.
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Call me Stanley.
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[sobbing]
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- They may be able
to take away your name,
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but they can't take
away your pride.
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No matter how hard life hits
you, you hit it back harder!
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You know who told us that?
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- No.
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- You did.
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- [sobbing]
Oh.
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- He's got to stop
sooner or later.
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- [sobbing]
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- Clyde, do you hear that?
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- I don't hear anything.
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- Exactly.
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Rip stopped crying.
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Maybe we should
go check on him.
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Stanley?
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Stanley?
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[door creaks]
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- Stanley's gone.
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[grunts]
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- What's happening?
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- I'll tell you
what's happening.
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I thought about what you
said about what I said,
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and I was right.
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When life punches you in the
face, you punch back harder.
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[grunts]
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Rip Hardcore's back!
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[both laugh]
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- I still don't have
anywhere to live.
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So I'm going to
need to post up here
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for the foreseeable future.
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Now, who wants to
go catch a wolf
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while the moon is still up?
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[howls]
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- I live with Rip Hardcore!
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- No,
we live with Rip Hardcore.
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- For the foreseeable future.
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[Hootie & The Blowfish's
"Only Wanna Be With You"]
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♪ ♪
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- Living with your hero
is a dream come true.
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We were three best friends.
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♪ ♪
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Everything was bigger.
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- ♪ You and me we come
from different worlds ♪
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- And nothing was impossible.
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- Syrup!
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[leaves rustling]
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[syrup sloshing]
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both: Pizza pancakes?
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- Awesome!
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- It's honorable
to use the whole tree.
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[horn honks]
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- Oh, no.
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We're going to miss the bus!
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- Don't worry, boys.
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[dramatic music]
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Rip's got your back.
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[tires screeching]
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- ♪ You and me we come
from different worlds ♪
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- Just a few more minutes.
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♪ You like to laugh at me ♪
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- I'm literally holding this
with one finger right now.
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Just thought you should know.
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[bell rings]
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- Where's our lunch, nerds?
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- Well,
there's a little mix-up.
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- Today we decided we're
going to pack you a couple
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of knuckle sandwiches.
268
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,800
- You guys are dead meat.
269
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,030
- Are they?
270
00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:09,930
[cracks knuckles]
271
00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,170
- Let's get out of here.
That's guy's huge.
272
00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:14,690
- You know I can't legally
punch those kids, right?
273
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,210
- Everything was going
our way.
274
00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:19,530
- They're so cute.
275
00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,600
- Boys wanted to be us,
and girls
276
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,310
finally wanted to talk to us.
277
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,660
- You're so cute.
278
00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,300
- And we still didn't
have to go to gym class.
279
00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,950
Looking good, Coach Keck.
280
00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:31,666
- [groans]
281
00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:34,666
[cheerful music]
282
00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,966
♪ ♪
283
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,700
- Clyde,
I don't want to jinx it,
284
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,440
but I think we're
on a permanent roll.
285
00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,270
- We can't live
with Rip anymore.
286
00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:43,800
- Because--
287
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,850
- He's too awesome?
288
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,820
- Yes, it's because
he's too awesome.
289
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,800
- If his IQ hits 40,
he should sell.
290
00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,300
- I have a hard enough
time keeping food
291
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,130
in this house with 11 kids.
292
00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:56,130
[upbeat music]
293
00:09:56,197 --> 00:10:03,697
♪ ♪
294
00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:04,910
- What?
295
00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:06,170
You asked Rip to put them away.
296
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,340
Rip put them away.
297
00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,190
- And Rip's misunderstanding
of basic idiomatic phrases
298
00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,480
isn't the only problem.
299
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,010
- He's a flat-earther.
300
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,100
"When I walk, it's flat.
301
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:20,780
When I put down my dumbbells,
they don't roll away."
302
00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,000
- You think that's bad?
303
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:26,000
[rock music]
304
00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:33,200
♪ ♪
305
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,100
[channels switching]
306
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,200
[liquid sloshes]
307
00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:47,450
I mean, would it kill
this guy to wear a shirt?
308
00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:49,400
- What are you,
the shirt police?
309
00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:51,590
- Are you wearing
fake eyelashes?
310
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,150
- No.
311
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,890
- OK, someone needs
to talk to Rip.
312
00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,210
He keeps taking
my makeup mirror,
313
00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,130
and I need my makeup
mirror to do my makeup.
314
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:58,970
- You look fine.
315
00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,650
[dramatic music]
316
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:03,230
- And I think he stole
my fake eyelashes.
317
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,610
- I'm the man of the house.
318
00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:05,900
I'm going to put my foot down.
319
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,430
He has got to go.
320
00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,340
Hey there, Rip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah.
321
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,990
Looking good, big guy.
322
00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,180
[chuckles]
Mi casa es su casa.
323
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,180
[chuckles]
He's got to go.
324
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,110
- The guy lost everything--
his job, his apartment.
325
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,430
- When we found
him, he was eating
326
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,870
salad out of a dumpster.
327
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,670
- Look, he's a grown man.
328
00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:27,530
He needs to put on
his big-boy pants--
329
00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:27,950
- And shirt.
330
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:30,020
- --get a job,
and get back on his feet.
331
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,390
- And accept the physical
laws of the universe.
332
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,930
- Well, Clyde, I guess we
should put on our boots,
333
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,780
because these people want us
to kick a man while he's down.
334
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,360
- I'd expect more from the
creator of Charity Week.
335
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,090
- I was raised to use
these arms for hugging,
336
00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,560
not pushing people away.
337
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,900
So we're not going to
force that beautiful man
338
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:48,830
to get a job.
339
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,470
- We're going to nurture
him for as long as he needs.
340
00:11:51,537 --> 00:11:53,704
[gentle music]
341
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:57,070
- [sniffles]
342
00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:58,750
- Hey, Rip.
How you doing?
343
00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,620
- Good.
Great.
344
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,700
Grand.
Wonderful.
345
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,260
Extraordinarily happy.
346
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,880
And it's all
because of you two.
347
00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,040
I'm going to pay
you back so good.
348
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,660
- Rip, we don't
want your money.
349
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,070
- Good, because
I don't have any.
350
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,530
I'm going to train
you for free.
351
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,600
When I'm through with you
guys, you're going to be lean,
352
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,280
mean, middle school machines.
353
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,140
- Rip, that's not necessary.
354
00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,620
- Yeah, we're good.
355
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,870
- It's already been decided.
356
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,910
Now drop down and give me 20!
357
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:25,410
- Push-ups?
358
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,300
- No.
Fish-ups.
359
00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,640
They're like
push-ups, but over a tank
360
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,110
of bloodthirsty piranhas.
361
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,460
Don't be scared!
362
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,610
- Rip was determined
to pay us back.
363
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:40,050
And when he sets his mind to
something, he goes all out.
364
00:12:40,117 --> 00:12:42,484
[alarm clock rings]
365
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,717
[both yelling]
366
00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:45,760
- Wakey, wakey.
367
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,960
- The dream of living
with our hero suddenly
368
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,280
turned into a nightmare.
369
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,590
To increase our
cardio, Rip no longer
370
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:58,000
protected us from the bullies.
- Get back here!
371
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,990
- You're dead meat!
372
00:12:58,990 --> 00:12:59,920
- We're not done with you yet!
373
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,620
- The boys no longer
wanted to be us.
374
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,120
- I don't want them
to come near me.
375
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,920
- And the girls ended
their brief interest
376
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,880
in talking to us.
377
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,080
- Eww.
378
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:11,080
[dramatic music]
379
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:15,246
♪ ♪
380
00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,280
- Let's get that man a job.
381
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,270
- Yes!
382
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,860
- It takes a village
to get a man a job,
383
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,260
especially when you're
talking about this guy.
384
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,930
- Do you have any
special skills?
385
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,200
- Is this special enough?
386
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,240
- I'll put down ability to
focus on two things at once.
387
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,640
- They say dress for
the job you want,
388
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,690
not the job you have.
389
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,010
Which is no job.
390
00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:44,743
[fabric rips]
391
00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:48,570
- How does this look?
392
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,620
- Looks good to me.
393
00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:52,320
[chuckles]
394
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,820
- Let's talk about
your office skills.
395
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:54,750
Do you know Word?
396
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,060
- I know almost 100 words.
397
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:02,230
Lamp, bicycle, lamp.
398
00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,960
- This is round.
399
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,760
- Why is that flat?
400
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,670
- He's going to live
with us forever.
401
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,460
- Waterslide, turkey bone.
402
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,950
Did I say lamp yet?
403
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,720
- What about PowerPoint?
404
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,010
- Rip can power point.
405
00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:21,610
[upbeat music]
406
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,260
- So you've told me about
some of your strengths.
407
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,700
Tell me about some
of your weaknesses.
408
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,470
- Some people say
I can be too honest.
409
00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:27,880
- Well, I don't see
that as a weakness.
410
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,200
- Who gives a rip
what you think?
411
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,120
You kids are right there.
412
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,500
Weight room's over there.
413
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,420
Your parents'
bedroom, over there.
414
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,830
- Interview day!
415
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,050
- [sighs]
You're ready.
416
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:38,680
- OK.
417
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,850
- You got this, Stanley.
418
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,650
- It's going to go great.
- Go get 'em.
419
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:42,490
- Good luck!
420
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,150
[door shuts]
421
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:44,900
- No.
422
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:45,920
- No.
423
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:47,600
- No.
424
00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:49,720
- Can I have some fries?
425
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:51,730
- No.
426
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,320
- Can I have a piece of candy?
427
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,220
- No.
428
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:54,940
- Bonsai?
429
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:55,630
- No.
430
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,090
- Can I have that stapler?
431
00:14:59,120 --> 00:14:59,780
- No.
432
00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:04,110
- You want to
hang out sometime?
433
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:05,250
- No.
434
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:10,966
[indistinct chatter
on television]
435
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,440
- I want to watch TV.
436
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,480
- I want to eat some
of that chicken.
437
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,940
- Well, I want to smash him
over the head with this globe.
438
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:18,990
- [laughs]
439
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,940
- I set the AC to 44 degrees.
440
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,770
The man's impervious.
441
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:26,070
Oh!
442
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:26,880
Wait.
443
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,980
He's putting his shirt on.
444
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:31,514
[groans]
445
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:33,410
- That's it.
446
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:33,910
[keyboard clacking]
447
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,860
- Oh, are you going
to update his résumé?
448
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:37,670
- No.
449
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,530
I'm looking for apartments.
450
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:40,820
- Count me in.
451
00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:43,790
There is no job on this
green and very round Earth
452
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,530
that that man is qualified for.
453
00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:48,030
[rooster crows]
454
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:50,663
- ♪ There was a stud
whose name was Rip ♪
455
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,430
♪ And Rippo was his name-o ♪
456
00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:55,697
♪ R-I, uh, N-G-O ♪
457
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,500
- I don't know what's worse--
458
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,930
listening to that man
try to spell his own name
459
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:01,310
or trying to hold in my pee.
460
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,620
- The bus comes in 10 minutes
and I still haven't eaten.
461
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:04,730
- Well, good luck.
462
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,140
Rip's eaten everything
in the house.
463
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,340
Mom's at the store now.
464
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,890
- I'm so hungry,
I can't even think about food.
465
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,770
- ♪ Name-o,
R-I, uh, N-G-O ♪
466
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:15,230
- Man, looks like you're
never going to shower again.
467
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,840
- [scoffs] Luckily for me, my
natural scent allows me to go
468
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,160
for weeks without bathing.
469
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,000
Up top.
470
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,800
- Ugh.
471
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,300
- I'll rub some
pine cones under there
472
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,170
on the way to school.
473
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:25,520
- Thank you.
474
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,733
- ♪ And Rippo was his name-o ♪
475
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,520
- He stopped singing.
476
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,140
I think he might be finished.
477
00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:37,873
- ♪ 10,000 muscles
on Rip's body ♪
478
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,507
♪ 10,000 muscles on Rip ♪
- [groans]
479
00:16:39,573 --> 00:16:43,140
[bell rings]
480
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,003
- What's wrong with your arm?
481
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,820
- That pine cone had
a lot of sap on it.
482
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,950
There's nothing like a Monday
morning with a sticky armpit.
483
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,540
- Well,
look on the bright side.
484
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,630
Normally, we'd be walking
into gym class right now.
485
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,980
- That's very true.
486
00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,080
You know, I'm starting to
feel a little guilty about how
487
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,310
much my family is suffering.
488
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,020
I know I blamed the guy
who invented the corn dog,
489
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,060
but it's really our
fault Rip moved in.
490
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,500
We're the ones
who got him fired.
491
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,690
- Well, your family better
get used to living with Rip,
492
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,210
because there is no job
that man is capable of.
493
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,550
- Unless there's a job that
pays you to torture children.
494
00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:13,050
- [chuckles]
495
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,200
- No.
496
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,520
No way.
497
00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:20,349
We can't tell Rip
about this job.
498
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,670
- It would get him
out of the house.
499
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:24,280
- And into our school,
teaching gym?
500
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,300
Gym, Lincoln.
501
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,730
We've been trying to get rid
of gym since first grade.
502
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,440
And now that we
finally did it,
503
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,840
you want to throw it all away,
just because you don't want
504
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,980
to live with Rip Hardcore?
505
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,050
- My family is so sad.
506
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:37,150
- Think about how sad we're
going to be in gym class!
507
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:41,380
Running miles, dodging balls,
taking showers in locker rooms
508
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,780
where people point and laugh--
I mean at you.
509
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:44,110
I--
510
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,020
- But my family--
511
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:49,150
- This is bigger than
your family, Lincoln!
512
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,430
This is bigger than
the both of us!
513
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,080
- What was I thinking?
514
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,730
We can't tell Rip
about this job.
515
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,960
- Darn right, we can't.
516
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,033
- [grunting]
517
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,430
Washing it in the
creek really worked.
518
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,330
[shower running]
519
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,980
He beat you guys to
the shower again?
520
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,140
- No, he's still in
there from this morning.
521
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,550
Wasn't enough that
he took all the food.
522
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,110
He just had to take
the water, too.
523
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,220
- Sigh.
524
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,020
- I had to pee in a bucket.
525
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,150
We got to get him
out of this house.
526
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:20,580
- There's got to be some job
out there he's qualified for.
527
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,570
- Well, there's not.
528
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,640
- They're not just handing
out jobs at school.
529
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,630
- Let it go, man!
530
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,270
- I think we handled
that well.
531
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,700
[crickets chirping]
532
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,140
- All I want to do
is brush my teeth.
533
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,760
- I haven't pooped
in three days.
534
00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,260
- When is he going
to move out, Mom?
535
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:42,133
[suspenseful music]
536
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,660
- [gasps]
What's happening?
537
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,070
- You can't sleep either, huh?
538
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,260
You know, I've been
thinking more about it,
539
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,180
and I really think we
should tell Rip about the--
540
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,980
- Now imagine how much
more that would have hurt
541
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,030
if it was a dodgeball.
542
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,220
But we don't have
to imagine, Lincoln.
543
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,770
Because we live in
a gym-free world,
544
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,330
and it's going
to stay that way.
545
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,210
Look, starting tomorrow,
you can stay at my house.
546
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,130
We've got an unlimited
hot water supply,
547
00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:08,110
and you get three
gourmet meals a day.
548
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,460
It's gym class, man.
549
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,384
I can't.
550
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,950
[grunts]
551
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:18,966
[guttural roar]
552
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,610
- That was my stomach.
553
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:22,600
What?
554
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,130
I'm starving.
555
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,633
- [sighs]
556
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,850
- Man,
you have some weird dreams.
557
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,450
- Round.
558
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:40,540
- Look at this place.
559
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,550
How long have we
been at your house?
560
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,430
- I don't know,
but let's go back.
561
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:47,050
- Food?
562
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:47,890
- What?
563
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,690
- Do you have any food?
564
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,160
- Lucy, what happened to you?
565
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,160
- Rip's eaten everything.
566
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,140
- You want a roasted Lin-cone?
567
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,380
They come in crispy,
extra-crispy, or on fire.
568
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,910
But all of them
give you the runs.
569
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,010
- Here.
570
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,150
Pick one.
571
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:05,320
- Why?
572
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,420
- If we don't find
food by morning,
573
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,480
the short straw gets eaten.
574
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:11,980
[slurps]
575
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:12,760
- OK.
576
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,590
I'll see you back at the casa.
577
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,660
Hey, remember, no gym.
578
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,040
Stay strong.
579
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,980
- Tell me I'm pretty.
- Why?
580
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:21,820
- Rip took my makeup mirror.
581
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,110
Tell me I'm pretty!
582
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,750
- Found this in the dumpster.
583
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,680
It's either sliced pears,
baked beans, or motor oil.
584
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,020
- All of them
give you the runs.
585
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,520
[chuckles]
586
00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:36,160
- If only Rip hadn't lost
his job, then none of this
587
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,060
would have happened.
588
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,350
- It doesn't have
to be this way.
589
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,030
I can get Rip a job.
590
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:40,900
- Dude!
591
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,820
- I can get Rip a job!
592
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,570
[together]
Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln.
593
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,070
- Lin-cone.
594
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,800
[together]
Lincoln, Lincoln.
595
00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:51,233
- I can get Rip a job!
596
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,440
I can get Rip a job.
597
00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:56,274
[dramatic music]
598
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,380
- You can?
599
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,910
- I should have
told you sooner.
600
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,950
There's a job that's
perfect for him.
601
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:02,270
He could start tomorrow.
602
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,233
- Yes!
- Lincoln, love!
603
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,000
- [sighs]
604
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,966
[bell rings]
605
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:09,160
- Yeah.
606
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,200
I am your new gym teacher.
607
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,850
- Maybe this won't be so bad.
608
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,050
We did get him this job.
609
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,580
- I'm going to be
doing things a little
610
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,200
different than
your old teacher.
611
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,030
We're going to start
with snack time.
612
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,600
Lincoln, Clyde,
do you have any suggestions?
613
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,770
- How about corn dogs?
614
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,390
- Yeah, we do like corn dogs.
615
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:26,200
- Do you?
616
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,400
How about corn dogs?
617
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,740
Everybody loves corn dogs.
618
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,610
[whispers]
I knew it was you guys.
619
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:35,860
OK.
620
00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:39,010
First we're starting
with dodgeball.
621
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,320
Lincoln and Clyde, over here.
622
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,900
Everyone else, over there!
623
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,910
And as a special treat,
I'll be joining in.
624
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,510
[whistle blows]
625
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,200
[both screaming]
626
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:56,866
- ♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
627
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,066
♪ I only want to be with you ♪
628
00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:02,666
[upbeat rock music]
629
00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:04,133
- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
630
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,466
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
631
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,500
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
632
00:22:07,566 --> 00:22:09,000
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
633
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,400
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
634
00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:13,666
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
635
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,266
- ♪ In the Loud house,
the really Loud house ♪
636
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,500
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
637
00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,933
♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
638
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,966
- ♪ In the Loud house,
the really Loud house ♪
639
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:22,400
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
640
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,466
- ♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
641
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,400
♪ ♪
642
00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:29,566
♪ The really Loud house ♪
643
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:34,166
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