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- [whistles]
- Come on!
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It's picture time!
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
the really Loud house ♪
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[thud]
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[screaming]
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- I know what you're saying
to yourself.
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How did I end up in Tennessee
on a hot air balloon
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with my girlfriend,
my best friend,
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my worst teacher,
and this kid?
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Like most things in my life,
it all started with a plan.
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And it all started
about a month ago.
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Clyde, who lives in Tennessee?
- Your girlfriend.
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- And whose birthday is on
the same weekend as the debate?
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- Your girlfriend.
- Charlie Uggo,
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the girl I haven't seen
in over a year.
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- That's a long time.
- The girl I miss so much,
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sometimes I talk to the moon
and pretend she can hear me.
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- Yeah, I wouldn't go wide
with that.
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- And now, there's a free bus
driving directly to her.
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- I see a plan brewing.
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- We got to get on
that debate team.
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- But we don't know
how to debate.
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- Yes, we do.
- No, we don't.
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- Yes, we do.
- No, we don't.
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- Yes, we do.
- No, we don't.
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- Yes, we do.
- You convinced me.
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Let's do it.
- Debate team, here we come.
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[bell rings]
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- You boys can't just join
the debate team.
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both: Yes, we can.
- No, you can't.
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both: Yes, we can.
- No, you can't.
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both: Yes, we can.
- No, you can't.
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both: Yes, we can.
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- Congratulations, boys.
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You're on the debate team.
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♪ ♪
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- After a month of planning,
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I'm finally heading
to Tennessee
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to give the girl I love
the surprise of her life.
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[phone chiming]
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And there she is right now.
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Decline.
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♪ ♪
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You're probably wondering what
that was,
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besides very smooth.
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I've been avoiding Charlie's
phone calls for the past month
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because I don't want to risk
ruining my big surprise.
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While I may be the man
with the plan,
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I'm also the man with a history
of ruining surprises.
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- Bye, dude.
- Love you.
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- Have fun in Tennessee.
- Have fun watching the movie.
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You're gonna love it.
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The killer is the handyman.
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[all protesting]
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- It's different
in the sequel, though.
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The handyman's dead
the whole time.
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[all shouting]
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- Well, guess we don't have to
finish this movie.
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- I did a poopy.
It's a big one.
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Who wants it?
[all arguing]
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- There's only one way to
settle this.
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- Only feed her cheese
so she can't poop?
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- Rock, paper, scissors,
single elimination.
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No lassos. No sand paper.
No dynamite. On three.
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Go!
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[all talking at once]
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[all talking and arguing]
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- It's a sad day
in the Loud house.
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Look at you,
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playing schoolyard games
while your sweet little sister
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sits up there with
a loaded diaper.
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We're a family. We're supposed
to have each other's backs,
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even if that back
is covered in poop.
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And don't think
I haven't been there.
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Last week, she had a blowout
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that reached the top of
her head.
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I had to throw out
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your great-grandmother's
velvet chair.
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Now, who's gonna do it?
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[all protesting]
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What do I say
about this family?
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- 11 kids was too many.
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- Change the bath water
every three sisters.
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- Mom's pregnant again.
- [coughs]
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- If you lose the remote,
you are the remote.
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- Mom's pregnant again?
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- We show up for each other.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- The best part about
being a Loud is,
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no matter what happens,
someone's always there for you.
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- Dad?
- Not now, sweetie!
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I'm dispensing
parental wisdom here.
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- I will change Lily's diaper,
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but I want everyone
to know that
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I have a deadline at the paper
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so this is the last mess
that I am cleaning up today.
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- [softly]
No, wait. Let me help.
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Oh, I guess she didn't hear me.
Where was I?
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- You were dispensing
parental wisdom.
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- Oh, right. [snaps]
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- Picnic basket?
- Ordered and paid for.
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I chose a summer sausage
ensemble.
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- Suit and top hat.
- In the bag.
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- Flowers?
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- Thank you, Mrs. Pittman.
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- Hey!
- Ooh. Sorry, Mrs. Pittman.
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- Hot air balloon?
- Check.
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Turns out, I only had
to pay for the balloon.
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They throw in the hot air
for free.
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And Charlie thinks she won it
in a radio contest, right?
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- [deep announcer voice]
Congratulations, Charlie.
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You just won a free
hot air balloon ride,
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compliments of Tennessee's
number one morning DJs,
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Skeeter and the Dump Truck.
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- You're the best friend
a guy could ask for.
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- [deep announcer voice]
I feel the same way about you.
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I can't stop doing this voice.
[clears throat]
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[normally]
You're really going all out
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for Charlie on this one.
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- Hey, I'll do anything
for the girl that I love.
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[phone chiming]
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"Decline-er-oni."
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She's gonna be so surprised.
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- Lucky gal.
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- Each of you is holding
an envelope.
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In said envelope is a specific
Lily-based task
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that you will carry out
from this day forward.
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Now, before you open them--
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- What?
- Ooh, I got bedtime songs.
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- I gotta wipe her butt
forever?
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- Each task has been
specifically tailored
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to your unique skill sets
and abilities,
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so no switching.
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[all arguing]
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- Open the door.
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Open the door! Open the door!
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- Just put it next to
the velvet chair.
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[sighs]
I am killing it today.
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♪ ♪
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- Where is everybody?
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- Trip's canceled.
- What?
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- School doesn't want to pay
for the team anymore,
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and they said it wasn't up
for debate. Kind of ironic.
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- Mr. Bolhofner,
I have to get to Tennessee.
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Will you please take us?
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- Why would I spend my weekend
driving to Tennessee
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with a couple of duds like you?
No offense.
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- You see, there's this girl.
- A girl, huh?
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Well, I do have a soft spot
for matters of the heart.
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And I guess we have
the passenger van
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and the permission slips.
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All right. I'll do it.
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both: You're the best,
Mr. Bolhofner.
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- I'm not gonna debate you.
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both: Ah!
- [laughs]
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- Awesome!
- Let's do it.
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[upbeat music]
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- You boys haven't touched
your chipmunk skewers.
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- No matter how I hold it,
it's looking at me.
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- So you're really pulling out
all the stops
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with this girl, huh?
- She's worth it.
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Long distance is tough but
I'm getting pretty good at it.
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The key is communication.
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[phone chiming]
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Nope.
- [chuckles]
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Mmm.
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You know, I was in love once.
She stole my heart.
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And then she stole my TV,
my couch,
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and my puppy, Buttercup.
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- How could she do that?
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- Ah, she told me she didn't
love me anymore.
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And the dog hated me,
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and I've been alone ever since.
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- Hard to believe.
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- Well, don't let my sob story
turn you guys sour.
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I think this hot air balloon
surprise is real romantic.
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I may be rough on the exterior,
but deep down,
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I'm a sensitive guy.
Punch buggy red!
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- [winces]
No, sorry.
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Blue!
- Oof!
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- The truth is,
when it comes to parenting,
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you never know when
inspiration's gonna hit.
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- I really need to get back to
my article.
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- The key to my parenting is
tenfold.
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Fold one--
- Have you ever thought about
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writing any of this stuff down,
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like, in a separate room?
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- You mean, like,
a parenting book?
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That is an amazing idea.
- [sighs]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[loud thud]
- Ah. Ha-ha-ha!
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OK.
[clears throat]
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[exhales]
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Chapter one.
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[clicking pen annoyingly]
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I'm a pen and paper guy.
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Ah.
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Chapter one,
mastering meal time.
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- Eat 'em.
- No!
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- Eat your peas, Lily!
- You eat the peas.
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- Family dinners provide
a relaxing environment
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in the household.
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- Brush your teeth!
- Not until she eats her peas!
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- No! I hate peas.
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- It's bath time.
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She can eat her peas and
brush her teeth in the tub.
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- No!
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- Do you want to hear
what I have so far?
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Oh. I wasn't recording.
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[keyboard clacking]
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- [farts]
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[groans]
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[chuckles]
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[window crank creaking]
Ooh.
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[inhales]
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[gentle music]
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♪ ♪
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- Surprise!
Happy birthday, Charlie.
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- This is the best day
of my life.
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And the fact that you ignored
my calls for a month
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makes it even better.
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- Well, I am the man
with the plan.
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- You're my man with the plan.
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[in Mr. Bolhofner's voice]
Punch buggy red.
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- Where are we?
- We're at my ex-wife's house.
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You've inspired me to
believe in love again.
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- You're gonna get
your ex-wife back?
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- No.
I'm gonna get my dog back.
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And you guys are gonna help me.
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Put these on.
- What?
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- You boys are gonna
create a distraction
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by pretending to be vacuum
cleaner salesmen. Here.
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I'm gonna wear this mask of
my ex-wife's face,
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trick the dog into
thinking I'm her,
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and lure it back to the van.
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- I hate to spoil what's
obviously a perfect plan.
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- That mask is dynamite.
- Thank you.
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- But I don't think
we have time to do this
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and make it to Tennessee
in time for my surprise.
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- Nope.
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- If I'm not in
that balloon basket
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by the time
my girlfriend shows up,
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this whole thing falls apart.
- Yep.
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- I suppose you boys could
just walk to Tennessee.
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[dramatic music]
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- Here's your mini-vac.
Let's suit up.
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- Bath time's done.
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- Jammy time!
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- Did somebody say
"jammy time"?
252
00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:02,533
♪ Silly Lily, time for bed ♪
253
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,833
♪ Silly Lily bathed and fed ♪
254
00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:11,500
♪ Silly Lily's goodnight song ♪
255
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,360
[intense rock voice]
♪ Go to sleep ♪
256
00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,680
- Time to brush her hair.
257
00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:21,414
[pleasant music]
258
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,580
♪ ♪
259
00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:26,400
Voilà.
260
00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,700
- I don't like it.
- Sigh.
261
00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,330
- Who's ready for
a bedtime story?
262
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:33,840
- Me.
263
00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,150
- I'll read her
a bedtime story.
264
00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:36,720
- Lucy!
265
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,080
- There once was a baby
who was running for her life.
266
00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,270
She never made it.
- I got this.
267
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,250
[book slams]
- Sigh.
268
00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,670
- Little Susie loved
everything:
269
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,790
her kitty cat, ice cream,
and the big, blue sky.
270
00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,170
- Why is the sky blue?
271
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,910
- 'Cause it wants to be pretty.
- Why?
272
00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,500
- So it can impress the sun.
- Why?
273
00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,090
- Because the sun's super hot.
274
00:09:57,090 --> 00:10:00,030
But what little Susie loved
most was wishes.
275
00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,740
And that's why, every night,
276
00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:03,930
she wished upon
a shooting star.
277
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:04,770
The end.
278
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,810
- What's a shooting star?
279
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,480
- Something you wish upon.
The end.
280
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,580
- What is it really?
281
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,680
- I'll tell you tomorrow.
- Tell me tonight!
282
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,150
- OK, um...
283
00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:18,060
I know the answer, but I'm just
going to go to the bathroom.
284
00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:19,360
[chuckles]
285
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,050
Lisa, what is a shooting star?
286
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,400
I've been reading
Lily bedtime stories,
287
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,960
and she won't stop
asking me questions.
288
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,500
- You got book duty?
I got doody duty.
289
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,720
There's not a star in
the universe big enough
290
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,830
to wish away this smell.
291
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,880
- OK.
I'm trying to wrap this up,
292
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,440
so can you just give me
the short answer?
293
00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:35,810
- A shooting star isn't
actually a star.
294
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,470
- Great.
295
00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:38,390
A shooting star isn't
actually a star.
296
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,010
- Why?
- Why?
297
00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,630
- Because it's
actually a meteor.
298
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,640
- Because it's actually
a meteor.
299
00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,140
- Why?
- Why?
300
00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:48,320
- Because 17,000 of them enter
our atmosphere each year.
301
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,670
It's only a matter of time
302
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,110
till one of them slams
into Earth,
303
00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,060
ending all life on our planet
as we know it.
304
00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:53,720
- Got it.
305
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,300
Wait, what?
- Hope that helps.
306
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,866
[dramatic music]
307
00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,666
- [mimics explosion]
308
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:04,633
[peaceful music]
309
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:05,900
♪ ♪
310
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,166
[tense music]
311
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,133
♪ ♪
312
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,766
- [panting]
313
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,700
[laughter]
314
00:11:18,766 --> 00:11:21,733
- [panting]
315
00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,940
I can't believe we pretended
to be vacuum cleaner salesmen.
316
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,130
- I can't believe
I made a sale.
317
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,270
- It's a quality product.
318
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,340
- Nice work, boys!
319
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,700
Say hello to Buttercup.
320
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:38,066
[Buttercup barking]
321
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,190
- Chipmunk, skewer?
322
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,800
[Buttercup chomps]
323
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:43,970
- That's my girl.
324
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,250
Next stop,
whatever your thing is.
325
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:47,990
Buckle up, boys.
326
00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:50,290
[Buttercup barking]
327
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,070
- So through all
my hard-earned wisdom,
328
00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:53,880
I conclude...
329
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,720
this is the ideal beard
for my book jacket photo.
330
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,820
Now, on to poses.
331
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,330
Hey, let's take some pictures.
332
00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,560
You need to take a break,
right?
333
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,430
Creative breaks.
- [sighs]
334
00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,263
- [clears throat]
335
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,160
- I don't know what
you're doing with your--
336
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,320
- OK. Moving on.
337
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:16,350
Whoa.
338
00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,416
[clears throat]
339
00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:19,500
Oh.
340
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,960
- I'm on a deadline.
341
00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:25,933
[clears throat]
342
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:28,380
Oh, OK.
343
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:30,810
I can't get you all in.
344
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,070
- Oh, well just back up
a little.
345
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:32,580
- No.
346
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,260
I'm out of here.
347
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,670
- Writer's block, huh?
348
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,860
Yeah, that's a good idea.
You know what?
349
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,270
We should get the good camera.
[door slams]
350
00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,520
- Hey, I need you to
run downstairs
351
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,630
and grab me a warm
glass of milk.
352
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,010
- I'm done with Lily duty.
353
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,330
- We're off Lily duty.
354
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,950
We're on Leni duty now.
355
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:49,940
- What's wrong with Leni?
356
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,680
- There's a meteor headed
for Earth.
357
00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,360
Take cover.
358
00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,920
Another shooting star.
It could happen any minute!
359
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,590
Now, now, or now?
360
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,640
- It's OK, Leni.
361
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,410
I'm gonna play you
a bedtime song.
362
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,044
♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪
363
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,527
- Oh, no!
364
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,630
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
365
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,520
Still waiting on
that warm milk!
366
00:13:12,587 --> 00:13:14,820
[guitar thuds]
367
00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:20,120
[Buttercup barking]
368
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,310
- Are you sure that chicken
wire cage is gonna hold her?
369
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,260
- Don't worry.
Buttercup loves me.
370
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,450
As long as I'm here,
she won't hurt you.
371
00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:29,090
And we're gonna make it
just in time
372
00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:31,010
for your girlfriend's
birthday surprise.
373
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,673
Ha, ha.
[siren wails]
374
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,240
Or maybe not!
375
00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:35,240
[Buttercup barks]
376
00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:36,807
[siren wails]
377
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,990
- All right. So far, I've got
you for expired plates,
378
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,180
using a paper plate to
impersonate a woman,
379
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,940
assaulting an officer and
then yelling "punch buggy."
380
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,670
- When I see a buggy, I punch.
381
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,470
- Well, I'm gonna have to
take you downtown and book you.
382
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,570
- Well, there's no way we're
gonna make it there on time.
383
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,030
I ignored Charlie's calls
for 28 days.
384
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,560
I can't believe it's gonna end
like this.
385
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,690
- Don't worry.
I got you, buddy.
386
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,090
- It's called "punch buggy."
387
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,710
- You have to let
our teacher go.
388
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:03,820
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
389
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,050
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
390
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,130
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
391
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:06,820
- No, I don't.
- [groans]
392
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,880
- Whoo.
- That guy's good.
393
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,500
- All right, enough messing
around
394
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,700
trying to make me
look like a clown.
395
00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:15,190
Drop that frown, all right?
We're going downtown.
396
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:16,750
- That's a lot of rhymes.
397
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,580
- Well, that wasn't
intentional.
398
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:19,660
- Well, it was
still pretty cool.
399
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,980
- Officer Tryber,
have you ever been in love?
400
00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,480
- [scoffs]
401
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,420
- I haven't seen my girlfriend
in over a year.
402
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,580
All I want to do
is see her face and
403
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,530
give her the best
birthday surprise ever.
404
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:35,320
In the past month, I have
rented out a hot air balloon,
405
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,390
impersonated a vacuum cleaner
salesman...
406
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,830
- [chuckles]
- Joined a debate team,
407
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,000
and absorbed more farts than
408
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,170
my great-grandma's
velvet chair.
409
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,160
- That's right. We noticed.
410
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,130
- And if I don't make it to
my girlfriend in time,
411
00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,590
then that hot air balloon
is gonna float away,
412
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,600
along with all my hopes
and dreams.
413
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,790
I may never believe
in love again.
414
00:14:54,857 --> 00:14:56,790
[gentle music]
415
00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,530
- We got a 5-0-3,
416
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,560
long-distance relationship
in jeopardy.
417
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,760
Follow me.
Let's get you to that girl.
418
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,510
- Yes!
419
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,490
- A plus, boys.
- Whoo!
420
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:12,323
[siren wails]
[engine revs]
421
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,160
- Good morning!
422
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,900
I'm going with the Van Dyke
and the monocle
423
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,580
for the book cover.
What do you think?
424
00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,020
- Oh. [chuckles]
425
00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:22,500
Sorry, I put some leftover peas
in my ears
426
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,090
so I could get this thing
finished.
427
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:24,660
- Thoughts?
428
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,430
- Lose the monocle.
429
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,410
- I can't. It's glued in.
430
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,780
The fumes are really starting
to dry out my eyeball.
431
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:33,810
Anyway, I mean, the book
cover's the first thing
432
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:34,830
that people look at.
433
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:37,330
[keyboard clacking]
434
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:37,830
[muffled dialogue]
435
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:41,170
Is it a firm no on the monocle?
436
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,870
I mean, I really want to
get this right.
437
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,603
[keyboard clacking]
438
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,320
- Mm, I--I agree.
439
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:52,220
You're a great dad.
The kids say so all the time.
440
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,170
- The kids. That's it!
441
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,180
I have to have the kids with me
on the book cover
442
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,830
to show that I'm the best dad.
443
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,190
Show, don't tell.
It's the first rule of writing.
444
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:02,830
Kids!
445
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,930
[dramatic music]
446
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,864
♪ ♪
447
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:09,730
- Go, get her, kid.
448
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:12,580
Whew. Keep it together, Trevor.
[groans]
449
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:18,666
♪ ♪
450
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,170
- The egg is in the basket.
451
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:27,030
I'm the egg,
and the basket is the basket.
452
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,280
- The bird is heading for
the egg.
453
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,490
Charlie's the bird.
You're the egg.
454
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,460
- I can't believe you won this
for us.
455
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,980
You're the best girlfriend
ever.
456
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,380
- The bird is flying with
another bird,
457
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,730
a handsome bird.
458
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,340
Lincoln,
there's a complication!
459
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,920
- I know. I left
the picnic basket in the van.
460
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:50,820
[tense music]
461
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:51,300
- Oh, no.
462
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,250
The dog has left the van.
463
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:54,840
- Who's the dog?
464
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,700
Am I the van or the basket?
465
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,640
Never mind. She's here.
466
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,360
Surprise! Happy birthday,
Charlie.
467
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,740
- Lincoln?
- That's right.
468
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,020
I faked a radio contest and
got you a hot air balloon ride
469
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,890
for your birthday.
470
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,720
Who's the best boyfriend
in the world?
471
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:12,700
And who's this?
472
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,290
Are you the dog?
473
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,839
- I've been trying to get
ahold of you for a month.
474
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,819
- I know!
I've been ignoring your calls
475
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:20,680
because I didn't want to ruin
my big surprise.
476
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,300
You know I can't keep a secret.
477
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,950
Is this your brother?
478
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,810
- No, Lincoln.
479
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,430
- Cousin? Friend?
480
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,110
Colleague? Neighbor.
481
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,810
- [sighs]
482
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:33,270
This is my boyfriend, Marcus.
483
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:36,630
I'm sorry, Lincoln.
484
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,460
That's why I've been trying
to call you.
485
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,610
- Boyfriend?
486
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:45,300
That is awesome.
487
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:51,270
Well, then,
I guess I will bid you adieu.
488
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:54,470
[somber music]
489
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,680
Oh.
490
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,680
When you fly over
the south part of town,
491
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,590
you're gonna see a cornfield
that has
492
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:07,180
"Lincoln and Charlie forever"
carved into the crops.
493
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:10,870
So...enjoy that.
494
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:16,720
- Buttercup is loose!
Buttercup is loose!
495
00:18:16,787 --> 00:18:19,687
[Buttercup barking]
- [screaming]
496
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,566
My ex-wife was right.
That dog hates me!
497
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,366
[Buttercup barking]
498
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,213
- Hey, no!
499
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,813
all: No, no, no!
500
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:35,913
[all screaming]
501
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,987
- Stay calm, people.
Stay calm!
502
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:45,353
[all screaming]
503
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,353
[wind whistling]
504
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,920
- Clyde, you remember Charlie.
- Hey.
505
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,990
- This is her boyfriend,
Marcus.
506
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:57,470
- What's up?
507
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,200
- [whispers] This might be
the worst day of my life.
508
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,280
- [whispers]
It'll all be over soon.
509
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,910
- According to my coordinates
and wind speed,
510
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,580
looks like we'll be up here
for another 4 and 1/2 hours.
511
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,547
[awkward music]
512
00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:13,880
♪ ♪
513
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,180
- So, how did you two meet?
514
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,570
- OK, everybody, line up.
Cutest ones up front.
515
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,500
Where are Leni, Luna, and Luan?
516
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,567
- ♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
shooting star ♪
517
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,760
- Where have you guys been?
- She's been having a--
518
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,800
- We got to get this photo
just right. Here we go.
519
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,840
- OK, OK.
Let's get this over with.
520
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,640
[camera shutter snaps]
- Shooting star!
521
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,950
- OK, what's going on
with Leni?
522
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,660
- It's Lisa's fault.
523
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,450
- Yeah, she scared her.
- Science scared her.
524
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:40,520
- You should have let me finish
my dead baby story.
525
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:44,487
[all arguing]
526
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,000
- It was Lily duty.
It was a disaster.
527
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,733
[all arguing]
528
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,350
- OK, come on. Let's do this.
529
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,420
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Where--where's Lincoln?
530
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,520
[phone ringing]
531
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,130
I'm on my way.
532
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,110
Mr. Bolhofner said that
the balloon's landing
533
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,910
somewhere near Springfield
in the next hour.
534
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,340
- Are you sure you don't
want me to go with you?
535
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,590
- No, you stay here
and write your article.
536
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,270
At least we'll have one writer
in the family.
537
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,800
- Don't be so hard on yourself.
538
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,830
- Well, it's just, my whole
Lily idea was a disaster.
539
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,510
And I didn't even know
my one and only son
540
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,430
was in another state,
having his heart broken.
541
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,530
I shouldn't be giving
parenting advice to anybody.
542
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,010
- Hey, I'm sure there are
plenty of great tips in here.
543
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,420
Did you just practice
your signature on every page?
544
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,950
- I couldn't think of anything.
545
00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:29,516
[door opens]
546
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,016
[door closes]
547
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,510
Me, writing a book?
What was I thinking?
548
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:36,750
Hey, what's going on?
549
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,700
- Our little brother
got his heart broken,
550
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,080
and we're gonna be there
for him.
551
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,570
- In this family,
we show up for each other.
552
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,250
- You taught us that.
553
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,180
- Aw.
554
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:46,980
Get in here.
555
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,113
[laughter]
556
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,250
You guys are the best.
557
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:49,880
- Wait up.
558
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,140
I can write the rest of this
in the car.
559
00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,607
[all chattering]
560
00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,207
- Hey.
561
00:20:59,273 --> 00:21:02,207
[gentle music]
562
00:21:02,273 --> 00:21:07,107
♪ ♪
563
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,120
- Goodbye, Charlie.
564
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,690
- Tough one, buddy.
565
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,540
- You boys still owe me
homework on Monday.
566
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,950
both: No, we don't.
- Yes, you do.
567
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,000
both: No, we don't.
- Yes, you do.
568
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:17,660
both: No, we don't.
569
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:18,494
- Oh, whatever.
570
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,127
[horn honks]
571
00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,594
[gentle music]
572
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:25,227
♪ ♪
573
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:26,980
- Hey, there he is.
574
00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:29,880
[all chattering]
575
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,940
- Everybody's asleep.
[sighs]
576
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,670
Even Leni.
- Oh, Leni.
577
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,840
Well, I decided I'm not gonna
write my parenting book.
578
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,940
But I did write one thing
I'm proud of.
579
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,100
- "To my beautiful wife, Rita,
580
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:47,710
the best 'riter'
and best mother I know."
581
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,530
Oh, honey.
You misspelled "writer."
582
00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:54,430
- [sighs]
583
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,520
Maybe I'll do a podcast.
584
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:01,153
♪ ♪
585
00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:05,753
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