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- [whistles] - Come on!

It's picture time!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ In the Loud house ♪

♪ The really Loud house ♪

[light music]

♪ ♪

[Sister Sledge's "We Are Family"]

- It's another royal morning here in Royal Woods.

The sun's out, it's a beautiful day,

and we're all feeling in a family way.

So enjoy this last day of summer, y'all.

- Today is a huge day.

After three months, Clyde is finally returning

from French camp, just in time

for the last day of summer.

- ♪ We are family ♪ - Oh, turn it up.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪

- [laughs] I love this song!

- ♪ We are family ♪

- [grunting rhythmically]

[shrieks]

- You missed a spot.

♪ ♪

- ♪ We are family ♪

♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪

- You have something in your teeth.

- You have something in your teeth.

- ♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

both: We have teeth!

- Clyde's bus is about to drop him off.

And when it does, Clincoln McCloud is gonna pack

an entire summer of fun into one day.

[horn honks]

And there he is.

[joyful music]

[together] Hi!

♪ ♪

- Clincoln McCloud.

-Faisons cela.

- Does that mean "Let's do this"?

- Oui. - Does that mean "Yes"?

- Yes. - Then let's do this.

both: Summertime.

Time for fun.

60 days packed into one!

Summertime.

Summertime.

- Hey!

There they are, the boys of summer!

You guys want to join in? - Not now, Dad.

I love my family more than anything,

but we're on a mission.

both: Heads-up.

both: Aah! - [laughs]

- Water balloon fight?

Check.

both: Lincoln, look, we got our tee--

- No time, ladies. Booked and busy.

♪ ♪

Nothing says summer like an unattended bowl

of jelly beans.

- What are you doing?

- We're packing an entire summer

into one day. - Ow!

- We're bound to break some rules.

- Don't eat that!

- Don't listen to her, Clyde.

We're making memories today.

- Quite the contrary.

Those are memory-erasing jelly beans.

I made them for Mr. Nibbles, because he's mastered my maze,

and I don't want to build a new one.

If he can't remember his way out,

that means the beans work.

- So if Mr. Nibbles can't complete the maze,

that means his memory is erased.

And since Lincoln ate the jelly beans,

his memory would be gone too.

[suspenseful music]

- Precisely.

♪ ♪

[Mr. Nibbles squeaking]

- Wow, this is a very suspenseful moment.

♪ ♪

By the way, who are you people?

[together] Hey, Lincoln. It's me, Dad.

Hi, buddy.

Ah. - Clincoln McCloud?

So what do you think, Doc?

- The tiny scientist is right.

His memory is gone.

In medical terms, it's called

acute onset anterograde amnesia.

I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.

I'm sorry, son.

- That's okay, Dad.

- I'm not your dad.

Well, if you folks will excuse me,

I've got a backyard belly flop contest to win.

- No, no. Wait, wait.

You can't leave. [all protesting]

Isn't there anything we can do to make you stay?

- Well, according

to the nation's leading medical experts,

listening to and performing music can tap into memories

which reactivate areas of the brain

associated with memory.

- Oh. So we just need to sing to him?

- Yes.

[together] Oh, we can do that.

- But based on the number of jelly beans he's eaten,

bringing his memory back is a near-impossible task.

- Well, we're the Louds.

We don't know the meaning of the word "impossible."

- Does it mean, like, extra-possible?

- That's right, Leni. - Hmm.

- The Louds are about to do the extra-possible.

Lisa, how many jelly beans did he eat?

- 5, 6, 7, 8.

both: We're the Louds!

[together] ♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ Singing proud ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

- ♪ Our brother's memory won't be beat by stupid jelly bean ♪

- ♪ It's actually a pill, but we all get what you mean ♪

- ♪ This family's 13 strong ♪

both: ♪ We can sing it all day long ♪

- ♪ I hate to be a downer, but I fear that I must say ♪

♪ Permanent loss of memory is the problem that's in play ♪

♪ And you've got until sundown to make everything okay ♪

- ♪ If you think we can't sing a song ♪

- ♪ This family's here to prove you wrong ♪

- ♪ We'll sing it, Doc ♪

♪ He'll be back soon ♪

- ♪ We'll even use some autotune ♪

- ♪ Grab your coats ♪

♪ Hit your notes ♪

both: ♪ Ooh, we're gonna slay this, totes ♪

- ♪ They really can't just mail it in ♪

- ♪ They truly have to sing, sing, sing ♪

- ♪ This episode has everything ♪

- Roll call!

♪ It's me, your dad ♪

♪ Got most of my hair ♪

♪ I play a bell a cow can wear ♪

- ♪ My name's Rita, I'm your mom ♪

♪ I over-sing the end of songs ♪

- Uh, the song's not over, Mom. - Oh. [laughs]

- ♪ My name's Luna, I'm a star ♪

♪ I like to sing and play guitar ♪

- ♪ My name's Lori, I live to drive ♪

- ♪ Fashion makes me feel alive ♪

Oh, I'm Leni.

both: ♪ Lana, Lola, we're the twins ♪

♪ Notice that our teeth came-- ♪

- ♪ Uh, I'm Lynn, Jr., I win games ♪

♪ Kicking butt and taking names ♪

- ♪ Lucy here, I'm forced to sing ♪

♪ I'm known for the dark arts and things ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Lisa Loud, PhD ♪

♪ Smartest in the family ♪

- ♪ I'm Luan, the one who's silly ♪

♪ Meet our baby sister ♪

- Me.

- [whispers]

- Lily.

- ♪ Your best friend Clyde will keep the beat ♪

♪ Until your memory is complete ♪

- [blows whistle]

♪ Okay, Linc, we ran you through it ♪

♪ Now let's see if you can do it ♪

- ♪ Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana ♪

♪ Lucy, Lynn, Luan, and Luna ♪

♪ Lori, Leni, Mom and Dad ♪

♪ And Clyde ♪

[all cheering]

- ♪ Looks like we rocked this jammy-jammy ♪

- ♪ I still can't wait to meet my family ♪

- ♪ Oh, someone go and fetch our son ♪

all: ♪ So the Louds can get this done ♪

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

Let's go, come on! [all cheering]

All right. Here we go, Louds.

- Yeah. - Oh, you know what?

I'm gonna get the costume box.

[all cheering] - Good idea!

- Maybe a tour would jog his memory.

- Let's start with your bedroom.

- Yeah! - That's a good idea.

- It may appear you live in a closet, but rest assured,

you requested the smallest room.

- Oh, I thought we tricked him into taking that.

[phone ringing]

- Leni.

- Hey, babe. Have you told 'em yet?

Can I come in and celebrate?

- So turns out there's not really a right time

to tell your parents that you are quitting college

and moving back home.

[sighs]

- She hasn't told them yet.

You guys can go.

[despondent music]

♪ ♪

- You have to remember this.

It's your favorite stuffed animal, Bun-Bun.

- You remember my future boyfriend Edwin?

[cowbell clanging]

- Hear that? It's one of Dad's cowbells.

He loves to jam with us.

- Uh... - [gasps] Taste this!

It's one of my patented lemon bars.

It's your favorite snack.

- Dude, seriously, take a whiff.

You gotta remember the smell of your own dirty underwear.

- Guys, guys, guys.

What are we doing?

We're supposed to be singing to him.

♪ Smell your dirty underwear ♪

No?

- Sigh.

- I got a better idea.

Todd, engage techno dance mode.

Funk factor, maximum plus 1.

- Drop a beat.

[upbeat techno music]

♪ ♪

[together] Go, Todd. Go, Todd. Go, Todd.

- This music isn't evoking nearly enough emotion

to bring his memory back.

We gotta get in there and show 'em what real talent is.

- Okay, but let's not make them feel bad about their songs.

- Honey, listen, over the last 18 years,

we have sat through 52 school musicals,

19 plays, 81 recitals, 98 one-woman shows,

11 three-woman shows, and 77 Christmas spectaculars,

which, let's face it, weren't so spectacular.

- You're right, honey.

It's our time to shine, Broadway-style.

- We are gonna knock their socks off

with our showmanship. - [gasps]

They're gonna need shovels to pick their jaws up

off the floor.

[both laugh]

- But we'll also help Linc get his memory back.

- Oh, yeah, and that. - Yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We'll use our jazz hands ♪

- ♪ A full chorus line ♪

- ♪ We'll go into the woods ♪

both: ♪ To save our boy's mind ♪

- ♪ The plan man's got brain freeze ♪

♪ No clue who he is ♪

- ♪ But it helps that I played the scarecrow in "The Wiz" ♪

- Weren't you his understudy?

- Jealous much?

♪ We'll croon like I-talians straight outta Jersey ♪

- ♪ Dazzle the girls, get Linc's memory back early ♪

♪ The stakes are enormous ♪

♪ This isn't a goof ♪

- ♪ We won't just be fiddling up on the roof ♪

- ♪ We'll give this production all that we've got ♪

- ♪ Forget "Mamma Mia" ♪

♪ Mama Rita's the top ♪

both: ♪ We'll do it all ♪

♪ We can sing, we can act ♪

♪ We were born to bring his memory ♪

♪ Back ♪

Yeah!

[both breathing heavily]

- Shouldn't we be doing this for Lincoln?

- Dang it! Let's go. - Oh.

- Come on.

Got it, got it.

- Grab the wigs.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Your smile is so beautiful.

- Your smile is so beautiful.

- I was talking to myself.

- Me too.

♪ I can't believe this is happening ♪

- ♪ I've got some major beef ♪

- ♪ But Lincoln's got this memory thing ♪

- ♪ So no one cares ♪

- ♪ No, no one cares ♪

both: ♪ About our teeth ♪

- That's one tiny bedroom with a lot of orange shirts,

but I still got nothing.

[lights click on]

- ♪ Being a parent's a tricky proposition ♪

- ♪ Especially when your son has an amnesial condition ♪

both: ♪ Two parents full of talent ♪

♪ Make the memories come round, round, round, round ♪

♪ Two parents full of talent ♪

♪ They make the memories come round ♪

♪ In the most stupendous way ♪

- ♪ With a sprinkle of razzle-dazzle ♪

- ♪ And a pinch of panache ♪

- Everybody!

♪ ♪

Okay, just us.

both: ♪ In the most stupendous way ♪

- ♪ When you're-- ♪

- Whistle solo! - [grunts]

- [whistling]

What do you think?

[whistling]

[bird squawks]

[sniffles]

Where were we?

Oh, oh, right.

both: ♪ Two parents full of talent ♪

♪ They make the memories come round ♪

♪ In the most stupendous-- ♪

[both groan] - Enough messing around.

It's winning time, or should I say, Lynning time?

We're gonna do this the old-fashioned way

and knock those memories loose.

♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪

♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪

♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪

♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪

[together] ♪ She's Lynn ♪

♪ She always wins ♪

♪ And she'll knock his memory loose ♪

- ♪ I'll take my lucky baseball bat ♪

♪ And knock him in the head ♪

♪ Then again, the way I swing ♪

♪ The kid could end up dead ♪ - Aah!

- ♪ I could kick a soccer ball and hit him in the noggin ♪

♪ If I place the ball just right ♪

♪ His memory I'll be jogging ♪

- Aah!

[together] ♪ Whoo-chicka-wacka-chicka ♪

♪ Whoo-chicka-wacka-chicka ♪

- ♪ I'll whack him with a cricket bat ♪

♪ And make him holler "Crikey!" ♪

♪ That might do the trick ♪

♪ And be the thing to free his psyche ♪

- ♪ Crikey! ♪

- ♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪ - ♪ Loose ♪

- ♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪

♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪ - ♪ Loose ♪

- ♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪

- ♪ Because she's Lynn ♪

♪ She always wins ♪

♪ And she'll knock his memory loose ♪

- ♪ I'm not sure there's a precedent ♪

♪ For this plan of attack ♪

♪ Hitting heads with balls and bats ♪

♪ May not get his memory back ♪

- ♪ Mm, so you're saying ♪

♪ I've been thinking way too small ♪

♪ Time to go much bigger! ♪

- ♪ I'm not saying that at all ♪

- ♪ I'll dress up like a wrestling champ ♪

♪ And on the ropes, I'll climb ♪

♪ And like a beast, I'll howl as I body slam his mind ♪

Aah!

- [groans]

[buzzer blares]

- [exhales pointedly] - Ow, my--

- So what do you think? [Louds grumbling]

- I think you should get these nice girls some ice packs.

- Nah, they can walk it off.

Rub some dirt on it, guys!

- I have something to say.

- Oh, yes.

We should all listen to Lori.

In one year, she's getting her college degree

and blazing the trail for all of you to follow.

Our soon-to-be college graduate,

the one, the only--

- Just stop.

Doh! Why is this so hard?

- Guess they don't teach public speaking at golf college.

- Bobby?

- Lori, the sooner you tell your family you're moving

back home, the sooner we can start our life together.

- Oh, Boo-boo Bear.

Are you sure I'm making the right decision?

- Are you kidding?

It'll be paradise.

[upbeat music]

♪ I'll get up every morning and head to the mercado ♪

♪ I'll stock the shelves all day for the family Santiago ♪

- ♪ I'll teach golf at the club ♪

♪ Keep that elbow nice and straight ♪

♪ I mostly work off tips ♪

♪ But I hear the tips are great ♪

- ♪ We'll come home tired and hungry ♪

♪ But I swear we'll make it work ♪

♪ I'll cook my mom's carnitas ♪

- ♪ Ooh, what's that? ♪ - ♪ Delicious pork ♪

- ♪ We're gonna be so happy ♪ - [vocalizing]

- ♪ I see it clear as day ♪

both: ♪ Our love will last forever ♪

♪ And forever starts today ♪

- This is literally the greatest decision

we've ever made.

- I know.

I'm figuratively gonna explode with excitement.

♪ ♪

both: ♪ Forever starts ♪

♪ Today ♪

- Ahh!

[whistle blows]

- That's the family meeting whistle.

- We should get one of those!

- ♪ It's time for a family meeting ♪

♪ Everybody sit down ♪

[indistinct murmuring] - This is awkward.

- ♪ That's right ♪

♪ We gotta have a family meeting ♪

♪ Come gather around ♪

both: ♪ It's time to jog Linc's memory ♪

- ♪ I wrote this song ♪

- ♪ You wrote it with me ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We can sing it together ♪

- ♪ But focus on me ♪ - ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ I'm right over here ♪

♪ You know, she's out of key ♪

- ♪ Let's not forget who we're doing this for ♪

- ♪ Well, I'm not the one who's keepin' score ♪

♪ I guess we'll just deal with this later ♪

- ♪ Yeah, that's fine with me ♪

♪ But you'll be sleepin' on the couch ♪

- ♪ That doesn't even rhyme ♪

both: ♪ Let's not fight in front of the kids ♪

♪ 'Cause, oh ♪

♪ We're too ♪

♪ Talented ♪

- So who wants to follow that?

[power winds down]

- Clincoln McCloud.

- What's that?

[upbeat funky music]

- [gasps] - Ooh.

- The greatest friendship in Royal Woods history.

Lemme tell you 'bout it.

♪ ♪

♪ Clincoln McCloud is the best of friends ♪

♪ We do everything together ♪

♪ We take down robots, hurl spitballs ♪

[together] ♪ And we'll be doing it forever ♪

- ♪ You're a really lucky guy with a big family ♪

♪ But you're kind of stuck with them ♪

all: ♪ But I chose you and you chose me ♪

- ♪ Because we're ♪ [together] ♪ Clincoln ♪

♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪

- ♪ Clincoln McCloud, y'all ♪

[together] ♪ Clincoln, Clincoln McCloud ♪

- ♪ You heard what I said ♪

♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪ [laughs]

all: ♪ That's both of our names ♪

- ♪ You make all of the plans ♪

all: ♪ And I share half of the blame ♪

- ♪ That's Clincoln McCloud ♪

all: ♪ A sweet portmanteau ♪

♪ You know what that means ♪

♪ It's you and me ♪

- ♪ Bro ♪

♪ The lemon bars I bake for you every time that I come over ♪

[together] ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

- ♪ The complex handshake that we have ♪

♪ For every big sleepover ♪

- Oh, okay, here we go. Uh.

- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen, the Clydettes.

[together] ♪ Clincoln, Clincoln McCloud ♪

♪ Clincoln, Clincoln McCloud ♪

- Whoa. Whoa.

- ♪ Remember ♪

all: ♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪

- ♪ My favorite guys ♪

all: ♪ You hold me up ♪

- ♪ And I make you fly ♪

all: ♪ That's Clincoln McCloud ♪

- ♪ A cool play on words ♪

all: ♪ Some call us awesome ♪

♪ Some call us nerds ♪

- So it's Clincoln-- whoa!

- ♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪

♪ It's you and me ♪

all: ♪ I'll be by myself ♪

- ♪ If you lose these memories ♪

all: ♪ Can't have Clincoln McCloud ♪

- ♪ Without Lincoln Loud ♪

all: ♪ If you go away, I don't know who I'd be ♪

- ♪ If you go away ♪

♪ I don't know who I'd be ♪

- ♪ They tell me they're my family ♪

♪ Best friend for eternity ♪

♪ All these faces are unknown ♪

♪ And this just doesn't feel like home ♪

- This may seem insensitive,

but we all kind of have to pee.

- And other stuff.

- Go right ahead.

[indistinct chatter]

- Yes.

- Why don't I remember you?

- ♪ You've really lost your memory, it's true ♪

♪ We tried so hard to sing it back to you ♪

♪ And even though it's hard to rhyme ♪

♪ I really think that now is the time ♪

♪ To sing just what I want to say ♪

♪ I'm sad your life's been-- ♪

[toilet flushes]

[together] ♪ Flushed away ♪

♪ Flushed away ♪

♪ Your good times will be left behind ♪

♪ So long to yesterday ♪

- ♪ I have to tell them ♪

♪ Today is the day ♪

both: ♪ Together forever ♪

♪ It's the only way ♪

[together] ♪ Flushed away ♪

♪ Flushed away ♪

both: ♪ If only they could stare ♪

♪ In awe and disbelief ♪

♪ At our brand-new drop-dead gorgeous set ♪

♪ Of shiny pearly teeth ♪

[together] ♪ Flushed away ♪

♪ Flushed away ♪

♪ Our brother's brain went down the drain ♪

♪ Will he just fade ♪

♪ Away? ♪

- ♪ This is our moment ♪

- ♪ Here comes our song ♪

both: ♪ We're ready to show them ♪

♪ Everyone's gone ♪

- ♪ I wish I felt the way they do ♪

♪ But instead, I'm all alone ♪

♪ This house they love, where I once lived ♪

♪ It just doesn't feel like home ♪

[together] ♪ It doesn't feel ♪

♪ Like home ♪

both: We're the Louds!

[together] ♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ Singing proud ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

- ♪ Looks like we rocked this jammy-jammy ♪

- ♪ I still can't wait to meet my family ♪

- ♪ Oh, someone go and fetch our son ♪

all: ♪ So the Louds can get this done ♪

- Yeah!

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