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- [whistles]
- Come on!
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It's picture time!
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[upbeat music]
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- ? In the Loud house ?
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? Really Loud house ?
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- Today is the big day.
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Today's the day
the Loud family
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finally beats
the Torkelsons' record
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in the Royal Woods
Talent Competition.
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[device beeps]
Is that the one?
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- Well, it was better
than take 17,
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but worse
than takes nine and four.
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Either way,
I'm going back to bed.
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- Do you know how many years
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the Torkelsons' record
has stood?
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- 19.
- 19 years.
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And you know how many medals
they won 19 years ago?
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- Seven.
- Seven. That's right.
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And that darn Fred Torkelson
reminds me of it
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every chance he gets.
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[medals clanging]
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- Morning, Loud!
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Just out doing
my neighborhood walk.
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Is the clanging of my medals
bothering you?
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I just know that
since there are seven of them,
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the noise
can be quite deafening.
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I didn't want to disturb you
and make you drop your mail.
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[clanging continues]
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- He doesn't even live
in the neighborhood.
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He has his wife drop him off.
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- Yeah, we're gonna get him
this year.
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- Oh, you're darn right we are.
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I'm gonna go
check on the kids.
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Winners, assemble!
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- [sighs]
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Sometimes it's tough
living in a family
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where everyone has
a specific talent.
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Everyone except me.
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- There's my musician.
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There's my comedian.
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There's my fashion girl.
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There's my athlete.
[yelps]
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There's my pageant queen.
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And there is my mechanic.
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[imitating car starting]
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Let's go!
[cheering]
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Hey, Linc, do you think
you could do the dishes?
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They're all working
on their talents.
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[dishes clattering]
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[excited chatter]
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- OK, everybody, let's
get upstairs and rehearse.
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I want to see those talents
on display.
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[exhales sharply]
Can you feel the energy?
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- It makes me miss performing.
- Mm.
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- I wish there was a talent
show in Royal Woods for adults.
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- Hey, today is about
celebrating the children...
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and crushing Fred Torkelson
and his smug, smug face.
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But I know what you're saying.
We are natural performers.
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I can't imagine two people
more suited for the limelight.
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[jaunty music]
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both: ? Talents ?
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? We've got talents ?
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- ? You name it,
we can do it ?
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- ? And our kids are here
to prove it ?
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both: ? Royal Woods
has got the goods ?
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? We've got talents ?
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[cheering]
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- Guess who's hosting
the talent show tonight?
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- Do not say Fred Torkelson.
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both: These guys.
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all: These guys!
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- What am I good at?
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- If you're about to fart,
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I'm not falling for that again.
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- No, I'm serious.
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What are my talents?
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Of all the categories
in the talent show,
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there isn't one I can win.
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- You forgot the most
important category of all.
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You're an amazing best friend.
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- Clyde!
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That means absolutely nothing
right now.
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Sorry, but our family
trophy case is overflowing.
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And there's
not one thing in there
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that says "Lincoln Loud" on it.
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- Is there anything
I can do to help?
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- Well, you could
pull my finger.
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- Oh, man.
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- ? You might say
I'm difficult ?
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? Don't want
to play it typical ?
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? Second-guess myself so much
it's gotten pitiful ?
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- Great news: So I'm competing
in the fashion category
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in tonight's show, and
I want you to wear my creation
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as you perform
your masterpiece.
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- Well, it's not much
of a masterpiece right now.
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The words are right,
but when I sing it,
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it's like I don't even
believe what I'm saying.
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Nothing feels authentic.
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I'm a total fraud.
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- What do you think of yellow?
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I have brown too.
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- As you know, I'm gonna
be doing my first performance
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without Mr. Coconuts, so...
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I need you to make sure
I don't have access to him.
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- I shall banish him
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to the seventh level
of the underworld.
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- You don't need
to banish him anywhere.
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- Right. Worldly suffering
is much more profound.
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I will have him
drawn and quartered
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by the four steeds
of the apocalypse.
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- Lucy!
- Burn him in a lake of fire?
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- Look, I need to prove I can
be funny without Mr. Coconuts,
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but I don't trust myself
to go through with it.
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Can you just lock him
in a box or something?
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- Fine.
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But you're really sucking
all the dark fun out of this.
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[thud]
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Luan won't let me
torture Mr. Coconuts.
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- Oh, darn.
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Hi, sweetie.
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I found your twirling gloves.
- Sweet.
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- Ooh, you look
a little flushed.
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Can I get you some water?
- That's all right.
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I'll take care of it.
[low murmur]
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- Well,
the routine looks great.
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Amber Spitzpatrick
better watch her back.
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- Here you go.
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- How'd you do that?
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both: It's twin-tuition.
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- When one of us
needs something...
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- The other one
just kind of feels it.
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- How long have you two
been doing that?
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- Pretty much
since we were born.
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Can you hand me
that welding mask?
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- Um...
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- I forgot my--
- Here you go.
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- Thanks.
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- [chuckles] Well...
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Hey.
- Hey, have you seen Lisa?
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I heard that she's going
for the Little Miss Talented
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and Glamorous
in tonight's talent show.
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- Haven't seen her.
- Oh.
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Uh, have you seen Lisa?
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- Yes.
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She's standing
right in front of you.
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- [squeals]
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OMG!
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You look amazing!
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How did you do this?
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- I downloaded the You So Sassy
app onto Todd's hard drive.
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- You go, queen.
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That haircut is fire.
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- I am seriously impressed.
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- Todd used a follicle
manipulator to color my hair.
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According to our research,
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blondes bring home the hardware
64% of the time.
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- And they have more fun
100% of the time.
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- I think you have a real
chance at winning this thing.
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- Oh,
I'm definitely gonna win it.
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And then I'm gonna destroy it.
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- That's the spirit.
Wait, what?
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- I will use my platform
to tell everyone
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that contests celebrating
beauty over intellect
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should be eliminated
from society.
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- Yay.
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- Check it out.
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I found a talent competition
I can win.
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Yodeling.
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- Yodeling?
- Yodeling.
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I'm gonna win
my first-ever trophy yodeling.
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- But you can't yodel.
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- I don't have to.
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No one else entered.
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Look, the last person
to enter yodeling
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was little Matthew Torkelson
19 years ago.
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- But you're still
gonna have to do
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some type of yodeling to win.
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- How hard can that be?
[clears throat]
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[off-key yodeling]
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I'll figure this out.
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"How to yodel."
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- Well, it says here
that you have to alternate
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between chest voice
and your falsetto.
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Let me try.
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[yodeling perfectly]
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Whoa.
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- You wouldn't.
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- I have to.
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[both yodeling]
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- Come on, Clyde!
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- I'm sorry, Linc.
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I think yodeling is my destiny.
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- I thought you were gonna
help me when my first trophy.
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- In case you haven't noticed,
outside of baking,
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I'm not exactly
burning it up
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in the trophy department
either.
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I'm sorry, but it's on.
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- May the best yodeler win.
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[Focus' "Hocus Pocus"]
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? ?
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[both gargling]
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- [yodeling]
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? ?
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- ? Oh, beautiful ?
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? For spacious skies ?
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? For amber waves of grain ?
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- More like
amber waves of lame.
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I'm saying you're lame.
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- Well, if it isn't
Amber Spitzpatrick.
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- You're gonna be feeling
some Amber waves of pain
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when I beat you
in this contest.
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- You may bully everyone
in Royal Woods,
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but you're not gonna bully me.
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And you're not gonna beat me.
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- I don't have to beat you.
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I'll just do this.
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Help!
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Amber, you're going
to regret this!
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Where are you when I need you?
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Amber!
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Seriously, let me out!
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- Lucy,
I need Mr. Coconuts back.
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I've been trying to come up
with new jokes all day,
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and all I have is something
about airplane food.
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I've never even been
on an airplane!
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I'm really bad
at observational comedy.
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- Lana, seal the dummy.
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[welding torch hissing]
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- Wait, Lola's in trouble!
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- [whimpering]
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- Please,
someone let me out of here!
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Let me out!
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- This is it.
- This is it.
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- Somebody's
gonna win that trophy.
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- Medal.
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- Somebody's
gonna win that medal.
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- [yodeling perfectly]
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- Or him.
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- Definitely him.
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- Excuse me, I'm, um...
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Oh, hey, Howard.
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Have you seen my husband?
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We don't want to miss
the start of the show.
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- Hey, hon.
Funny story.
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Harold blew out his vocal cords
helping Clyde yodel,
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so they asked me
to fill in as cohost.
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Did I forget to tell you that?
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- Yeah, you did.
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Whatever happened to,
"Tonight's not about us.
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It's about celebrating
the children"?
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- Pfft, I didn't
really want to do this.
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I just--oh!
- And now...
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- Red leather, yellow leather.
- Welcome, folks,
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to the 84th Annual
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Royal Woods
Kids Have Talent Show.
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Howard and Lynn Loud!
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[cheers and applause]
258
00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:44,513
- ? Oh, Royal Woods,
you seem to have it all ?
259
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,082
? From Flip's Food & Fuel to
your thriving shopping mall ?
260
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,649
- ? But what we've
got the most of ?
261
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,085
? The thing
that we can boast of ?
262
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,434
? The thing
they made us host of ?
263
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,870
- Daddy!
- ? That takes our breath ?
264
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:57,787
- Yep, sure is.
- ? Away ?
265
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:58,788
[splat]
266
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,355
[audience gasps]
267
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,835
both: Talents!
268
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,575
- That's Thor Torkelson.
269
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,186
- Why is he eating pickles?
270
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,275
- Probably some yodeling trick
from the old country.
271
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,450
- Interesting.
272
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:12,410
? ?
273
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,109
[music swells]
274
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,459
both: ? It's the 84th Annual ?
275
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:23,204
? Royal Woods
Kids Have Talent Show ?
276
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:23,900
? ?
277
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:30,298
- Our first category
is a salute to America.
278
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,604
And our first contestant,
my daughter,
279
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,825
Miss Lola Loud, singing
"America the Beautiful."
280
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,436
- [chuckles]
281
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,873
- Lola Loud!
282
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,353
- Where's Lola?
- I don't know.
283
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,095
- Let's move on
to our sports category
284
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,445
with the basketball-spinning
competition.
285
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,838
- Oh, whoo!
286
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,014
["Sweet Georgia Brown"]
287
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,714
? ?
288
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,933
- I can do this all night.
289
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,857
- Twin-tuition, baby.
290
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:11,513
- Took you long enough.
291
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,863
You stopped for snacks,
didn't you?
292
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,256
I'm starving.
293
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,474
- I know.
294
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,911
I'll give it to you
after you win.
295
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:18,912
- How do you know
I'm gonna win?
296
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,783
- Let's just say
your main competition
297
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,873
isn't going anywhere unless
someone has exact change.
298
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,399
- Somebody get me out of here!
299
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,924
G-12! G-12!
300
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,320
- And Lynn Loud wins
the sports competition!
301
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,191
- Yes!
302
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:39,976
- Let's go!
303
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,456
? Que calor ?
304
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,763
? Que ca en la discoteca ?
305
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,721
- Go, Lynn!
Go, Lynn!
306
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,376
- ? Para la mu�eca,
por favor ?
307
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,856
- Get Loud!
308
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,858
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Wait, wait, wait!
309
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,424
And the dance competition!
310
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,904
Wow!
- Yes!
311
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:55,992
- [laughs]
312
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,778
- Sorry, ladies and Charlie.
313
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,692
- Better luck next year!
314
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,738
That's two, Torkelson.
315
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,001
[medals clang]
316
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,308
- OK, so the pickles
don't help.
317
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,354
- No, that would have been good
to know after my 40th pickle.
318
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,100
[cheers and applause]
319
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,101
- Thank you, everyone.
320
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,929
Thank you.
321
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:23,193
- What a night
it's been so far!
322
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,716
- Yeah, it's been awesome.
323
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,067
- And now
for the comedy category.
324
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:30,722
Let's give a warm welcome for
my daughter, Miss Luan Loud!
325
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,854
- Yay, Luan!
- Whoo!
326
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,943
- Go! Go!
- I don't wanna go!
327
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,858
I don't wanna go!
328
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,425
Boy, am I glad to be here.
329
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,165
[laughter]
330
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,429
I normally have
my ventriloquist puppet,
331
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,997
but my morbid sister locked him
in a metal sarcophagus.
332
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,740
Oh, you think that's bad?
333
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,351
She tried to have him banished
334
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,831
to the seventh level
of the underworld.
335
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,572
Or as I call it,
336
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,052
our family bathroom.
337
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,882
Yeah, my parents had 11 kids
338
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,101
and thought
it would be a good idea
339
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,277
for all of us
to share one toilet.
340
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,192
- That is hilarious.
341
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:08,499
- Yeah, our family plunger
was nominated
342
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,327
for a lifetime
achievement award.
343
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,721
[cheers and applause]
344
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,681
- My work here is done.
345
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,381
- There you are.
346
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,861
Oh, wow.
347
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,906
I see you got into my bronzer.
348
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,301
You look great.
Are you excited?
349
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,085
- I'm excited to read this.
350
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,044
Do you mind if I practice?
- Sure.
351
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,785
- In a world increasingly
focused on the exterior,
352
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,266
pageants like these only seem
to exacerbate the problem.
353
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,704
We idolize the tan,
blonde, statuesque,
354
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:42,229
aspiring weather ladies who
don't give an ounce of thought
355
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,753
to anything but the boy
they're presently crazy for.
356
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,407
In the second half,
I'm not so nice.
357
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,625
- Wow.
358
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,280
That's...great.
359
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,021
Well, it's important
for you to speak your mind
360
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,327
and stand up
for what you believe in.
361
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,719
Way to go.
362
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,592
- Next up, find out
who takes the crown
363
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:01,204
in our Little Miss
Talented and Glamorous Contest.
364
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,119
- All right.
I'm gonna go get my seat.
365
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,992
Can't wait to see you up
on the winners wall.
366
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,827
- OK, girls, come on out!
367
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,441
- Hey, Luna, you're on soon.
368
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,616
What's the holdup?
369
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:25,402
- Uh, what's the holdup?
370
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,056
- Oh.
371
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,537
- This is
what you designed for me?
372
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,191
- You were the one that said
373
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,062
your song was about people
trying to put you in a box.
374
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,803
- This is insane!
375
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,631
Have you been
listening to me at all, Leni?
376
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,850
- Yes, Luna.
377
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,070
I've been listening to you
all day.
378
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,638
But now, you have
to listen to me.
379
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,770
You may know music,
380
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,817
but I know fashion.
381
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,951
This is going to work.
382
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,649
- Congratulations to Lisa Loud!
383
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,259
Let's hear it!
384
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,000
The floor is yours.
385
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,436
- Thank you.
386
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,352
In a world increasingly
focused on the exterior,
387
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,527
competitions like these
388
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,181
only seem
to exacerbate the problem.
389
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:13,581
But that's only looking at
the exterior of these contests,
390
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,887
because contests like these
391
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,803
celebrate sisters like mine--
392
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,982
strong, talented,
and supportive.
393
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,245
Sure, she's beautiful
on the outside,
394
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,421
but she's also beautiful
on the inside.
395
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,292
And I can sincerely say
396
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,513
that I'm proud
to share this honor with her.
397
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,210
- Good job.
398
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,521
- And now, the final entry
in our song competition,
399
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,653
Luna Loud!
400
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,873
- Luna's up.
401
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,309
- Which means
we've got 10 minutes--
402
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,876
- Until you lose.
403
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,010
Yodel-ay-hee, losers.
404
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,624
[laughter]
405
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,067
[gentle music]
406
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,287
? ?
407
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,940
- ? The box
that I talked myself into ?
408
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,290
? Boxed everything in ?
409
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,117
? ?
410
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,944
? All of my instincts ?
411
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:17,558
? Forgot who I'd been ?
412
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,690
? And the only way back
is the lonely way back ?
413
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,387
? Let the haters talk smack ?
414
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,607
? 'Cause this girl's
got a box to unpack ?
415
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,218
? ?
416
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,394
? And ?
[audience gasps]
417
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,265
? You say I'm difficult ?
418
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,615
? Second-guess myself so much
it's kind of pitiful ?
419
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,444
? My mojo's frozen up cold
like a Flippee ?
420
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,273
? Excuses I've chosen take hold
and still trip me ?
421
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,101
? But look out,
I got my balance ?
422
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,885
? Knock, knock, guess who ?
423
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,322
? Y'all shout,
"You have talent?" ?
424
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,714
Uh, yeah, I kind of do.
425
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,066
? ?
426
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:50,417
? Gotta sing your song,
sing it clear ?
427
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,246
? no matter how many
yous it took to get here ?
428
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,030
? Sing it wrong ?
429
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:55,813
? Sing it right ?
430
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,945
? Let it roll ?
431
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,078
? Let it rock ?
432
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,558
? Let it help you ?
433
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,388
? To fight your way out
of that box ?
434
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,348
? It only takes
a single spark ?
435
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,524
? ?
436
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:16,704
? To light up the dark ?
437
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:20,360
? Yeah ?
438
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,710
? ?
439
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,626
? Light up the dark ?
440
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:26,931
- Wow!
441
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,283
- Luna and Leni Loud,
442
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,503
winner of the music
and fashion competition.
443
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,897
[cheers and applause]
444
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,597
Now, moving on
to our final competition.
445
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,035
After a 19-year hiatus,
yodeling is back.
446
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,563
Please welcome to the stage
Thor Torkelson.
447
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,393
[cheering]
448
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,743
- Thor! Whoo!
- That's my boy!
449
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,225
- [yodeling]
450
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,053
? ?
451
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,359
- You're going next.
452
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,622
- What?
- I'm not following this guy.
453
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,015
- I don't want
to follow him either.
454
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,277
- What are we supposed to do?
455
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,149
- I don't want to overreact,
but...
456
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,151
what if we fake our own deaths?
457
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,328
- Yes! Yes!
That is good!
458
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,939
- As they say in show business,
boys,
459
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,071
that is a wrap.
460
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,381
- Clyde, I think
I've got an idea.
461
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,817
- I'm all over it.
462
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,776
- They're going for the duet.
463
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,866
We haven't seen
a yodeling duet since 1986!
464
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,999
- [yodeling]
465
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,262
- ? Yodel-what? ?
- ? Yodel-who? ?
466
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,568
both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-ho! ?
467
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,917
- ? Yodel-what? ?
- ? Yodel-who? ?
468
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,528
both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ?
469
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,094
- ? Yodel-what? ?
- ? Yodel-who? ?
470
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,748
both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ?
471
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,186
? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ?
472
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,449
- ? Oh, yodel-what? ?
- ? Yodel-who? ?
473
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,190
both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ?
474
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,365
- ? Yodel loud ?
- ? Yodel proud ?
475
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,454
both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ?
476
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,021
[yodeling]
477
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,936
? Yodel what? ?
478
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,982
[cheers and applause]
479
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,165
- And that is our show,
everyone!
480
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,602
And now for our closing number,
481
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,736
I would like to bring out
the most talented woman I know.
482
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,347
[triumphant music]
483
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,827
- Mommy can dance!
- Yeah!
484
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,437
? ?
485
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,612
- Are you sure
Howard's OK with this?
486
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,135
- Don't worry.
Lana and I took care of it.
487
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,746
- Oh!
488
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,269
- [screaming]
489
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,532
Help! Help!
490
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,187
? ?
491
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,450
both:
? It's been the 84th Annual ?
492
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:39,716
? Royal Woods
Kids Have Talent Show ?
493
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,153
? ?
494
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,025
- Kids, get up here.
Come on. Come on out.
495
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,506
[cheers and applause]
496
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:53,426
? ?
497
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:56,864
all: ? It's the 84th Annual ?
498
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,779
? Royal Woods ?
499
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:05,220
? Kids Have Talent Show ?
500
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,310
? ?
501
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:14,229
? Yeah! ?
502
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,145
[cheers and applause]
503
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,322
- That's all, folks!
504
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,504
- I utilized
a molecular re-sequencer
505
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:31,072
to restore my full-bodied,
no-nonsense hair.
506
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,117
Lisa's back, baby!
507
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,294
[cheering]
- That's right!
508
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,686
- Couldn't have done it
without you, buddy.
509
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,166
- Right back at you.
510
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,865
- To the Louds,
the winningest family in town.
511
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:44,738
[cheering]
512
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,479
- The one thing
about the Loud family
513
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:50,004
is we never gloat
after we win...
514
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,135
except tonight.
515
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,921
[medals clang]
516
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,270
Everybody in Vanzilla.
517
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,402
We're gonna go over
to the Torkelsons
518
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,577
and rub it in their faces.
519
00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,754
[cheering]
520
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,103
Oh! Oh, look at that weight!
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Hey. Hey, Lincoln, look.
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Look how heavy it is.
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