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- [whistles]
- Come on!
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It's picture time!
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[upbeat music]
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- * In the Loud house *
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* Really Loud house *
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[soft music]
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- Just wait till they hear
the news, Todd.
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It's not every day you win
the popular category
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of Calculating Amplitude
Using the Rodeo Algorithm
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for Quantum Computing.
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- You go, girl.
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- Keep it professional, Todd.
They're home.
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- I detect sounds
of celebration.
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- News this big was bound
to spread quickly.
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Prepare to bask in the glow
of victory, Todd.
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- Transitioning
to "bask" mode.
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all: Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn!
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- Bring the pizza!
- Whoo!
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- End "bask" mode, Todd.
They didn't notice.
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- Oh, Lisa,
congratulations are in order.
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- My team just won
their 17th game in a row.
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- Well, our team.
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I am the assistant to
the assistant assistant coach.
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- Don't you just bring
the orange slices?
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- Yeah, but if anything
happens to those three guys,
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guess who steps in as head
coach--orange slice guy.
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That's what they call me.
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They haven't learned
my name yet.
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- Next stop, championship!
- Whoo!
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- As long as I don't
take off this lucky hat,
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it's a lock.
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- Congratulations, Lynn.
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[soft music]
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- Todd?
- Free pizza.
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It's Hawaiian.
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I'm a sucker
for hot pineapple.
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[doorbell rings]
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- I hate to leave
Lynn's party early,
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but Clyde and I have a winning
streak of our own going on,
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though we're not quite ready
to celebrate just yet.
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- You ready for this?
- Ding to the dong, baby.
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[exciting music]
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It's taken us 3 1/2 years,
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but Clyde and I have
successfully ding-dong ditched
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every house in Royal Woods.
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[doorbell rings]
- Ah, ah!
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[light music]
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[doorbell rings]
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* *
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- That was awesome!
We're geniuses!
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[grunts]
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[doorbell rings]
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[both laughing]
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- And I mean every house.
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- Leave my house alone!
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- Except one.
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But not for long because we
are finally getting Mr. Grouse.
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- [in gravelly voice] I
wouldn't do that if I were you.
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[coughing]
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Sorry, I just did
the cinnamon challenge.
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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Mr. Grouse may seem like your
average grumpy old neighbor,
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but trust me, there's more
to him than meets the eye.
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- Great story.
- Okay, bye.
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- It was ten years ago.
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I was just getting
into the prank game,
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still seeing the world
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through rose-colored
springy eyeball glasses.
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It was a simple mailbox job,
in and out.
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Nobody gets hurt.
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[ominous music]
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* *
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- So what happened?
- I can't tell you.
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- Then why'd you tell us?
- I can't tell you that either.
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- Fine.
- See you later.
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- But I will say,
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that day changed the course
of my pranking career forever.
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[tense music]
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- Because?
- I can't say.
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- Could you say goodbye?
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Because we've got
one last ding-dong to ditch.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- I'm sorry, I don't give
autographs while I'm training.
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- If you don't mind,
I have a few questions
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and queries
about your sport ball game.
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- Baseball?
- Baseball.
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So one person hits,
and one person throws.
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- Right.
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- So if you're the hitter,
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the person who throws the ball
to you is called--
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- The loser.
- Loser.
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Now, this loser--
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- I kind of need
to get my reps in.
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Could we do this another time?
- Of course, carry on.
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* *
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So when you steal a base,
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can the other team
steal it back,
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or is it yours to keep?
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Just one more question.
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When a player hits a home run,
is it customary
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to peacock around the bases,
or is that considered
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poor sports-ball-ship?
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- What's going on?
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- I've decided to join
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an after-school
baseball competition.
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- Oh, wow, Lisa, that's great.
Another athlete in the family.
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- Yup.
- When's your first game?
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- Tomorrow after school.
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So if I could just ask you
my remaining 1,416 questions.
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- Nope.
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- I'll come back later.
- Please don't.
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- As the assistant to
the assistant assistant coach,
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I'd be happy to answer all
of your questions.
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- No thanks.
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- Orange slice?
- Sure, thank you.
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- Oh--
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* *
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- If you're watching this
years from now,
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this is the moment
that Lincoln and Clyde
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successfully completed
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the Royal Woods
ding-dong ditch sweep.
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- My name is Clyde McBride,
saying with pride, let's ride.
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- Did you just make that up?
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- I've been workshopping that
for two years.
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* *
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- Oh, oh, oh.
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This is Lincoln Loud,
and I am very proud.
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I wish I had written something.
- That's all right, Lincoln.
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The only thing that matters
is the history
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we're about to make.
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- That was awesome too.
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- We're modern-day
Neil Armstrongs.
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- One small ding for man,
one giant dong for mankind.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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Mr. Grouse!
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- What are you boys doing?
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- Nothing.
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- Looked to me like you were
about to ding-dong ditch me.
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- No, we weren't.
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- Then what, pray tell,
was the reason
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for the ding-dong?
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If the ding-dong
was unmotivated,
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one must assume you
were perpetrating a ditch.
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- It was just a harmless prank.
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- Oh, a prank.
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You want a prank war?
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You got one.
Sleep with one eye open, Loud.
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[ominous music]
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* *
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You too, little friend.
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* *
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And I know where you live.
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And I'll find out
where you live.
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[both scream]
- That wasn't a prank.
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That was just a warm-up.
Now skee-daddle.
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[both scream]
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- This is gonna be fun.
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- She said her game
was at 3:00.
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I don't know why no one was
on the baseball field.
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- Uh, hey, check it out.
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- Now batting for the Owls,
Lisa Loud!
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- Go, Lisa!
- Lisa!
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- Easy out, easy out, easy out!
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- I will go
for base number three.
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- The word is...
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camaraderie.
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- C-A-M-A-R-A-D-E-R-I-E.
Camaraderie.
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- That's a triple into the gap.
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- Yes!
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- You have to go
to third base, Lisa.
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[light music]
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Not directly.
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- Oh, right, rule 17B.
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* *
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Seems like the longest possible
route, but who am I to judge?
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- This is weird, right?
- Yeah.
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- Next up, Denunzio!
- Whoo!
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- I'll go for a single.
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I should go for a home run
'cause there's ladies watching,
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but I'll do what Coach says.
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- The word is...
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gnome.
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- Piece of cake, N--
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- You're out!
And that's the game.
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Final score, the Bees, 17,
the Owls, 1.
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- We won!
- Not even close.
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Sit down, Denunzio.
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- Nobody tells Denunzio
to sit down.
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But it just so happens,
I feel like sitting down.
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- Good job, everyone.
Next game is Thursday.
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- Hey, Lynn, you saw the game?
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Pretty exciting stuff, huh?
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- Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
if you were gonna
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spell the word right or...
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wrong.
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- [chuckles]
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- Guess there's two jocks
in the family now.
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- Lynn, we gotta get
to practice.
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Good luck on your next game.
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I hope you spell a home run.
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[laughter]
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[soft music]
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- Uh, good job today.
I gotta go.
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* *
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[rooster crowing]
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* *
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- I knew Luan was wrong.
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Clyde and I were never scared
of our grumpy old neighbor.
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That man is all crank
and no prank.
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Not in my house, Grouse.
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[upbeat music]
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[explosion]
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[whimsical music]
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* *
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[panting]
Mr. Grouse got me!
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- He got me too.
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- Morning, boys!
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Oh, what's wrong?
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You're looking a little blue.
[wheezing]
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- Okay, he got even.
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- Yeah, maybe this is it.
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- If you're thinking
this is it, it isn't.
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- He's probably
just exaggerating.
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- And I'm not exaggerating.
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- He has really good hearing.
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- I do have good hearing.
Now hear this.
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You boys wrote a check
your butts can't cash.
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- All right, let's review.
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We go down to the post office.
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We priority mail ourselves
to Grouse's house.
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Two business days later,
we arrive.
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He opens the package.
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Smoke bombs,
smoke bombs, smoke bombs.
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You release the spiders,
cut the power,
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ring the doorbell, and run.
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- If we cut the power,
will the doorbell ring?
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- It's a prank war, Clyde,
not a prank Q&A.
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- I got a Q.
How dumb are you two?
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I also got the A:
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Very.
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When it comes to pranks,
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you don't want to mess
with Bud Grouse.
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- Why?
- Can't tell you.
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both: Come on!
- Fine.
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You ever heard
of the Day of Pigs?
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- You mean the Bay of Pigs?
- No, Day of Pigs.
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March 12, 1963.
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Grouse released
a hundred greased pigs
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into the town hall,
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and all because the city
raised his electric bill
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by 20�.
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Remember when someone gave
the town collective amnesia?
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both: No.
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- That's because he's the best.
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If you're gonna go up
against Grouse,
258
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,189
you're gonna need my help.
259
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,760
- Thanks for the offer, Luan,
but we got this.
260
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,062
Grouse may have been the best
back in the day,
261
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,031
but there's some new pranksters
in town.
262
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,466
Let's go, Clyde.
263
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,935
Ah!
264
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,937
Someone glued our shoes
to the floor.
265
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,539
- Grouse.
266
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,307
- You know where to find me.
267
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,744
[light music]
268
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,979
- We still got this, Clyde.
- Yeah.
269
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,381
Whoa!
270
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,316
* *
271
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,152
- Oh, hey, slugger, what's up?
272
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,554
- Did you hear somebody, Todd?
Because I didn't.
273
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,223
- No sound waves detected.
274
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,259
- If this is about yesterday,
we really didn't mean
275
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,493
to hurt your feelings when we--
276
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,662
- Laughed in our faces?
- I didn't laugh.
277
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,630
I was just surprised
because I wasn't expecting
278
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,299
to see something that was...
279
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,633
so cool!
280
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,203
- Lie detected.
Engaging lasers.
281
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,704
- Stand down, Todd.
282
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,539
It's okay.
Our team is horrible.
283
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,341
Everyone spells
above their grade level,
284
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,977
but when it comes
to the intensity
285
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,612
of organized athletics,
we shrink like a black hole
286
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,047
dealing with Hawking radiation.
287
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,850
I've canceled
our last practice.
288
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,185
We'll get crushed tomorrow,
289
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,154
and our season
will mercifully end.
290
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,290
- Tell your team
practice is back on.
291
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,358
I'm taking over, and you guys
aren't gonna shrink
292
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,328
like that Hawking thing
that you were talking about.
293
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,630
I'm gonna coach your team,
and you're gonna win that game.
294
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,665
[soft music]
295
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,601
- [grunts]
296
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,169
Okay, on three.
297
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,505
both: One, two, three.
298
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,874
[screaming]
299
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,278
[wind howling]
300
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,884
- Grouse must have changed
the address.
301
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,720
- I thought
the truck ride felt long.
302
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,355
[hawk shrieks]
303
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,792
- The extra dollar for tracking
doesn't seem so bad right now.
304
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,761
[tense music]
305
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:45,332
* *
306
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,766
- Say it.
307
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,735
both: We need your help.
308
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,105
* *
309
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,474
- Have a seat.
310
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,810
[whoopee cushions
deflate loudly]
311
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,347
In the prank game,
rule number one,
312
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,149
never trust anyone.
313
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:06,086
Now let's prank this thing
up to 11.
314
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,121
[buzzer blares]
315
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,124
[exciting music]
316
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,593
* *
317
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,495
Right?
318
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,165
- Sports is like
no other battle.
319
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,466
- No other!
320
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,234
- It's not like a test
you take in school.
321
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,136
- It's real life, people.
322
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,571
- [whispering]
We're doing great.
323
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,375
- Once you're in the arena,
you either win or lose
324
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,511
because in crunch time,
when the going gets tough,
325
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,980
the tough get...
326
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,015
- A note from their parents?
- A therapy animal?
327
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,084
- A do-over?
- Asthma.
328
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,585
- No!
329
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,553
The tough get going!
330
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:44,790
Now who's ready to get going
and win that game tomorrow?
331
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,793
all: We are?
- Come on!
332
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,862
all: We are!
333
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,399
- When it comes to pranks,
nothing is more important
334
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,701
than the element of surprise.
335
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,003
Now get me a drink.
336
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,638
- I bet she shook up the can.
337
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,841
[grunts]
338
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,246
- I saw that one coming.
339
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,684
- Did you?
340
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:15,923
- Winning or losing
comes down to one moment.
341
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,926
So you need to be on your toes
at all times.
342
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,727
- I before E except after--
- C!
343
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,395
- Ah!
344
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,232
- You guys are ready.
345
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,067
- In the prank game,
you need to know
346
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,969
where your enemies are
at all times.
347
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,705
'Cause you never know when
you're about to get pranked.
348
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,241
- I don't see anyone.
349
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,044
- [laughing]
I saw that one coming.
350
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,016
Why'd you do that?
351
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,186
- [grunts]
352
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,557
- Classic, "kick me."
353
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,425
[grunts]
354
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,194
- You guys are ready.
355
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,900
- Back of the house all set.
356
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,003
- Front of the house all set.
357
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,239
And the best part is,
it all starts with a simple--
358
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,441
[doorbell rings]
- I'm coming, I'm coming!
359
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,210
[buzz]
Ah!
360
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,145
- Super-powered vibrating
door handle.
361
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,613
- Which should knock him
back into the--
362
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,948
[boing]
363
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,483
- Spring-loaded recliner,
which will launch him
364
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,085
into the Velcro ceiling.
365
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,419
[thud]
- Oh, no!
366
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,321
- And if I know gravity,
he'll fall directly
367
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,956
onto the lever
that releases the--
368
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,424
[click]
- Greased pigs.
369
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,293
[pigs squealing]
- And as they all run amok--
370
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,794
- They will trigger
the motion sensors,
371
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,898
which will set off
the grand finale, fireworks.
372
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,200
[police sirens wailing]
373
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,734
- And last but not least,
374
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,037
we hear the sirens heading
toward where we're sitting.
375
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,006
- Right.
376
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,507
Wait, what?
377
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,077
- [screaming]
- Run away!
378
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,014
- All right, who's ready
to stick it to the Bees?
379
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,516
We're gonna win this game
with our bats and our minds.
380
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,985
- Go get 'em, kid.
Good luck.
381
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,620
- Don't wish me good luck now.
382
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,588
Save it
for the cafeteria field.
383
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,556
- Oh, I'm not coming
to the game.
384
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,824
I have my own game.
385
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,559
- You said,
"I'm gonna coach your team,
386
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,028
and we're gonna win that game."
387
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,495
- No, I said,
"I'm gonna coach your team,
388
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,131
and you're gonna win
that game."
389
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,598
You didn't think
I was gonna skip my game
390
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,267
to come to your game, did you?
391
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,236
- Of course not.
392
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,670
- Tonight
is my championship game.
393
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,106
I haven't taken off this hat
in 41 days.
394
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,974
You guys will be fine.
395
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,078
I before E except after...
396
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,946
- C.
397
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,215
[soft music]
398
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,817
C...you later.
399
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,987
* *
400
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,124
- Lisa.
401
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,626
If anyone rings the doorbell,
we've been here all day.
402
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,495
- Do you guys want to come
to my spelling baseball game?
403
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,330
- No one would believe that
as an alibi.
404
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,531
- [sighs]
405
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,535
[tense music]
406
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,871
- Well, should we at least
cross off Grouse's house?
407
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,074
- We might have
to cross off Grouse.
408
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,076
* *
409
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,510
- Oh, no.
410
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,312
Do they have a jail for pranks?
411
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,614
- I think it's called jail.
412
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,018
Mr. Grouse!
We're so sorry.
413
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,653
- Yeah, we never meant to--
414
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,189
- Ah!
[both scream]
415
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,557
- [laughs]
- Mr. Grouse.
416
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,893
How are you still--
- Alive?
417
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,162
I was never
in the house at all.
418
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,498
- How did you--
- Know?
419
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,434
Let's just say, I had
a little help from a friend.
420
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,036
[dramatic music]
421
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,038
[both laughing]
422
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,309
- Rule number one,
never trust anyone.
423
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,444
[light music]
424
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,579
- Give me a W!
all: W!
425
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,282
- Give me an I!
all: I!
426
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,517
- Give me an N!
all: N!
427
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,952
- What's it spell?
all: Win!
428
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,655
- Give me an L, give me a Y,
give me a double N!
429
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,757
What does that spell?
all: Lynn!
430
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,393
- Who broke her promise?
all: Lynn!
431
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,895
- Who crushed my soul?
all: Lynn!
432
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,031
- Who's gonna regret it
forever?
433
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,633
all: Lynn!
434
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,435
- Turn the van around!
435
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,838
[tires squealing]
436
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,541
- So you and Mr. Grouse
were working as a team?
437
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,444
- We've been working as a team
for quite some time.
438
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,447
[soft music]
439
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,616
* *
440
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,752
You like pranks, huh?
441
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,723
So do I.
442
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,526
[laughs]
- [laughs]
443
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,927
From that day forward,
444
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,130
Mr. Grouse took me
under his wing.
445
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,799
He taught me everything
he ever knew about pranks.
446
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,735
- Well, Mr. Grouse,
you got us good.
447
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,804
- Well, I didn't get you good.
448
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:25,938
Your sister did.
449
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,074
She pulled out
all the classics:
450
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,476
The Blue Bomber...
451
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,644
[upbeat music]
452
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,582
The Shoe Glue Special,
453
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:39,452
and my favorite,
the old Desert Switcheroo.
454
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,020
* *
455
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,756
- Luan, why would you
do this to us?
456
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,259
- You tried
to ding-dong ditch Mr. Grouse.
457
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,628
And nobody messes
with my mentor.
458
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,730
- You know,
the last lesson I taught Luan
459
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,533
was the importance
of sportsmanship.
460
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,002
So we're gonna call a truce.
461
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,704
Shake on it?
462
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,174
[electricity buzzing]
463
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,110
[both screaming]
464
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,279
- Ow, ah!
- Oh!
465
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,748
- The word is gnocchi.
466
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,017
- I know this one.
My mother makes it.
467
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,685
It's delicious.
468
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,521
N--
- You're out!
469
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,155
- Pasta fazool!
470
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:20,360
- That's two outs.
Next up, Lisa Loud.
471
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,962
This is the Owls' last chance.
all: Easy out, easy out.
472
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,631
Easy out.
473
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,333
- When the going gets tough--
474
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,701
- The tough get going.
475
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,571
- You came.
- You kidding?
476
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,406
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
477
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,742
- Really?
- Really.
478
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,711
Now go win that game.
479
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,914
[soft music]
480
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:47,520
* *
481
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,857
- I'll take a home run.
482
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,158
- [gasps]
483
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,060
- [chuckles]
484
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,628
[tense music]
485
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,964
- The word is...
486
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,932
ubiquitous.
487
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:05,838
- U-B-I-Q-U-I-
488
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,175
T-O-U-S.
489
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,545
Ubiquitous!
490
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,616
* *
491
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,619
[exciting music]
492
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:26,826
* *
493
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,947
Yes!
494
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,983
all: Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
- Whoo!
495
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,687
all: Lisa, Lisa,
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
496
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,623
- Please, please, please!
497
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,626
Keep it going.
498
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:03,330
all: Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
499
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,132
- I must say, I've read a lot
about sports moments
500
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,868
in my studies on adrenaline,
vis-�-vis, performance,
501
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,504
but I never dreamed
I'd have one myself.
502
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,474
It was, in a word,
exhilarating.
503
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,444
- You know, Lisa, you really
showed some stuff out there.
504
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,846
I think you might be ready
for some big-time sports.
505
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,280
- I just talked
with my science teacher,
506
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,750
and we're forming a periodic
table football league.
507
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,785
- That's exactly what I meant.
508
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,420
- Well, if your team needs
an assistant coach,
509
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,358
I know a guy who's really good
with orange slices.
510
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,225
Come on, everybody, let's eat.
511
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,961
Ha-ha!
512
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:38,565
- Thanks for everything, Lynn.
Here's your lucky hat.
513
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,667
- You keep it.
514
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,770
- I want to hug you right now,
but I feel a fist bump
515
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,605
would be more fitting.
516
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,676
The irony is not lost on me
517
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,478
that you showed up the moment
I needs you most,
518
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:55,348
and the word that propelled us
to victory was ubiquitous!
519
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,484
- I don't know what most
of those words mean,
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so I'll just say
you're welcome.
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