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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:04,178 - [whistles] - Let's go, everybody! 2 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:05,744 Picture time! 3 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:07,659 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:08,704 - ? In the Loud house ? - Come on! 5 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,184 - ? Really Loud house ? 6 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:13,665 ? ? 7 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:16,625 ? Really Loud house ? 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:19,410 - This is Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride 9 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:21,325 on beta test 37 10 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:25,025 for the Infinite Spitball Super Cyclone 5000. 11 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:27,897 Gather your wits and prepare for spit. 12 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,725 Three, two, one. 13 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,901 [machine whirring] 14 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:36,862 [splat] 15 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,039 - Yeah! - Oh, yeah! 16 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:41,693 [hissing] 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:45,610 [dramatic music] 18 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,134 Oh, no! 19 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:49,919 What's going on? - Aah! 20 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,660 - Too much spit! - OK. 21 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,705 Way too much spit! - Too much spit! 22 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:54,837 Take cover! 23 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:56,491 - Save yourself! 24 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:02,453 [both groaning] 25 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,108 - OK, head cams off. 26 00:01:05,194 --> 00:01:07,328 - OK. 27 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,547 Propulsion strong. 28 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:12,463 Moisture to launch ratio steady. 29 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:15,118 Speed is good. Adhesion excellent. 30 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,077 Accuracy-- 31 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,339 - Terrible. 32 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,905 Terrible, terrible, terrible. 33 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,211 [splat] 34 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,213 - There's an old jet ski at the dump. 35 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,301 I say we head down there and grab ourselves a hydro pump. 36 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,347 - Yeah. 37 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,349 [car horn honking] 38 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,698 That's my dads. 39 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,395 - The spitball war is Friday! 40 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,267 This is gonna be the biggest one yet! 41 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,007 - I'm sorry. I've got to study. 42 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,747 We've got that test tomorrow. 43 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,489 But we'll go to the dump right after school and finish it. 44 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,317 - Bet. 45 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:43,146 both: As balls of spit fly fast and sure, 46 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,670 Clincoln McCloud will always endure. 47 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,063 [car horn honking] 48 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,109 - That's my final warning. 49 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,501 I'm coming! 50 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,287 - Clyde's dads are obsessed 51 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:54,896 with getting him into the BETR program. 52 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,333 BETR stands for... 53 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,900 bright, exceptional, 54 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,771 talented, and remarkable. 55 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,382 It's almost impossible to get in, 56 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,645 but don't tell Howard and Harold that. 57 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,690 - Harold, you overdressed the salad. 58 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:06,778 - Uh, you took a rather 59 00:02:06,865 --> 00:02:08,170 supercilious tone with me there. 60 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,433 - I think I was being more condescending. 61 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,521 - I'd say contemptuous. 62 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:11,914 - Egotistical. - Haughty. 63 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,568 - What do you think, Clyde? 64 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:16,048 - Those are all synonyms. They mean the exact same thing. 65 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,617 - Ah, you're right. I suppose they do. 66 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:22,490 Oh, your grandma's coming into town. 67 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,667 Her flight lands at 3:30, and the airport is 25 miles away. 68 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,930 - If we average 55 miles per hour 69 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,758 all the way to the airport, I wonder, 70 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,194 what time would we have to leave 71 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,978 to get there 15 minutes before her flight lands? 72 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,154 - 2:48. 73 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,028 - "Go to sleep, mountains. Go to sleep, trees. 74 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:42,553 Go to sleep, everyone, if you please." 75 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,513 I wonder who the protagonist is in that story. 76 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,776 - One might argue it could be the reader. 77 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,605 By the way, we forgot to pick up Grandma from the airport. 78 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:53,738 She's been there for 2 days, 8 hours, and 47 minutes. 79 00:02:57,002 --> 00:03:00,267 - [coughing] 80 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:03,748 - Aw. Hey, ladybug, you still not feeling well? 81 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,359 - No. 82 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:09,319 - You want Daddy to rub your head? 83 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,973 - I want to watch "Johnny Rabbit." 84 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,931 - You do? All right! 85 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:15,804 "Johnny Rabbit" sounds cool. Here we go. Boom! 86 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:19,286 - ? Little baby bunny does a hoppy hippy hop ? 87 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,723 - I like this! 88 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:25,640 - Again! Again! - Okey dokey. 89 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,772 - ? The little baby bunny goes bop, bop, bop ? 90 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,600 - Again! Again! 91 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,472 - Well, honey, we've watched it about 20 times, 92 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,387 so maybe we should take a break. 93 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:36,041 - Again! Again! 94 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,869 - OK, but this is the last time, all right? 95 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,567 - OK. - OK. 96 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,351 - ? Little baby bunny does a hoppy hippy hop ? 97 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,266 ? Little baby bunny goes floppy flippy flop ? 98 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,442 [tranquil music] 99 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,401 ? ? 100 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,533 - Whew. 101 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,362 - ? Little baby bunny does a hoppy hippy hop ? 102 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:55,060 - Rough night with Lily? 103 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,801 - Rough night with that bunny song! 104 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,499 I can't get it out of my head. Doesn't it drive you crazy? 105 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,718 - Oh, I don't let her play that song. 106 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,590 - Oh, we're allowed to say no? 107 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,026 I didn't know that was an option. 108 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,897 - Hey, Mom. Can I borrow-- 109 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,943 - No. See how easy that is? 110 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,381 - Hey, Dad, can I borrow-- 111 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,643 - Sure, honey. Here's my wallet. 112 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,297 - Oh! [giggles] 113 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,821 - ? Little baby bunny does a run and a jump ? 114 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,302 ? The little baby bunny goes bop, bop, bop ? 115 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:24,351 - There's nothing in this straw, 116 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,091 but there will be on Friday. 117 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,441 - Well, check out Clyde's rendering 118 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:30,357 of the Infinite Spitball Super Cyclone 5000. 119 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:31,880 - We're gonna go find one more part 120 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,360 at the dump later today. 121 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:35,579 - Well, Liam here has been collecting donkey saliva 122 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,581 for the past three weeks. 123 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,844 - Yeah, and when I heard there was a spitball war, 124 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,281 I thought, even better! 125 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:44,109 - Get in here, you delinquents! 126 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,677 I got a 12-foot party sub, 127 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,853 and I want to knock out the first yard. 128 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,336 - Improve is to ameliorate 129 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:56,774 as haughty is to... A, supercilious. 130 00:04:56,861 --> 00:05:00,125 How do I know all this stuff? 131 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,127 - If you double the speed of the projectile 132 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:05,217 by doubling the thrust of the impeller, 133 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,307 we could shoot a spitball 30 or 40 yards! 134 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,572 - Best part of a silent fart? 135 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:14,792 Watching it creep across the room. 136 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,626 15 minutes, people! 137 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:26,848 - Oh, shoot! OK, question number one. 138 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:29,938 - ? I'm gonna run to you ? 139 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,332 ? Yeah, I'm gonna run to you ? 140 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,332 [turns off radio] 141 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,073 - ? Hoppy hippy hop ? 142 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:38,555 ? Little baby bunny goes floppy flippy flop ? 143 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:42,167 [turns on radio] - ? I'm gonna run to you ? 144 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,908 ? Yeah ? [turns off radio] 145 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,607 - ? Little baby bunny goes hoppy hippy hop ? 146 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,783 ? Little baby bunny goes... ? 147 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,089 - That test was hard. - How'd you guys do? 148 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,700 - I did pretty good on one through ten, 149 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:55,616 but I didn't have enough time to get to 11 through 120. 150 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,009 - Where'd the drawing of the cyclone go? 151 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,750 It must have dropped out of my folder. 152 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,926 - Wait! What if a teacher finds it? 153 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,493 - Will Clyde McBride 154 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,755 please report to the principal's office? 155 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:07,715 all: Ooh! 156 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:08,977 - Ooh! 157 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:12,197 [dramatic music] 158 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:18,378 - Young man, you have got some explaining to do. 159 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:21,685 - You can start by explaining why... 160 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:23,774 you are so fabulous! 161 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,341 - Congratulations! 162 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,561 You made it into the BETR program! 163 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,997 - Really? 164 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,782 [laughter] 165 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:34,306 - Whee! 166 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,917 - Apparently, I got the second highest score 167 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,571 in the whole school. - That's amazing! 168 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:38,920 And what a relief 169 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,835 no one found our blueprints for the cyclone. 170 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,097 I drew up some new ones. 171 00:06:42,183 --> 00:06:43,403 Let's go work on them in the cafeteria. 172 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,752 - Well, actually, I got a welcome lunch 173 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:45,883 for the BETR program. 174 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:48,277 I guess the mayor wants to meet me. 175 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,932 - Yeah, OK. 176 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,847 I guess we'll meet in science class. 177 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:55,153 - I'm going to different classes now. 178 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,764 - You don't have science class? 179 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,854 - I do, but it's called applied molecular dynamics. 180 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,551 - Yeah, after your applied molecular thing, 181 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:02,465 let's meet at the dump. 182 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,467 - Sweet. See ya. - Yeah. 183 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,866 [whistle blows] 184 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:14,999 - And that is why I'm offering one week without chores 185 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,567 to whoever can knock this song out of my head! 186 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,221 [thud] 187 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,919 - What? I'm trying to knock the song out of your head. 188 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:24,095 - ? Little baby bunny... ? - It didn't work. 189 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,314 But that's the kind of stuff I'm looking for. 190 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,664 Any other ideas? [thud] 191 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:31,451 Ah! Something that doesn't involve balls? 192 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,409 I mean, how many of those balls do we own? 193 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,153 - Nice of you to finally make it. 194 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,111 I guess the BETR program hasn't covered 195 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,287 what the big hand does on the clock. 196 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,159 I've been waiting for you for two hours. 197 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:46,074 - Sorry. 198 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,858 We took a virtual field trip to the pyramids of Giza. 199 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,599 - Oh! Oh, was that nice? 200 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,732 Oh, was everything super realistic? 201 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:54,561 Because the angry doberman who shredded my jeans 202 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:57,781 was very real. 203 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:01,393 While you were all gallivanting around King Tut's tomb, 204 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,744 I was sitting on top of a totaled Subaru 205 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:06,268 trying to outsmart a bloodthirsty dog. 206 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,618 - Well, actually, King Tut's tomb was located 207 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:09,576 in a completely different loca-- 208 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,882 - I don't care, Clyde! 209 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,797 If we have any shot of winning this thing on Friday, 210 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,104 we need to get you out of this dumb program 211 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,671 so we can work on the cyclone. 212 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,324 - Well, I was actually thinking, 213 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,588 if you retook the test, you can get into this program. 214 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,677 You're just as smart as me. 215 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:26,114 If you actually tried this time, you'd crush that test! 216 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,332 - You're right. 217 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,822 - Feeling pretty confident, huh, Loud? 218 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:42,870 - When you know, you know. 219 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,698 - You know your shoe's untied? 220 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,570 Made you look. 221 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,148 - Enjoy your zucchini loaf in the cafeteria today, 222 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:03,325 because I will be dining on some "fill-et mig-non" 223 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:04,979 with the betters. 224 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,502 - Will Lincoln Loud 225 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,417 please report to the principal's office? 226 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,637 Lincoln Loud to the principal's office. 227 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,160 - That's the call! 228 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,205 It's been real. It's been fun. 229 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,819 But it hasn't been real fun. 230 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,472 As the French say, 231 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,737 hasta luego! 232 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,956 - I didn't know Lincoln spoke French. 233 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,482 - Save your speeches, people. 234 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,919 Blazer me. 235 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,877 I'm a 23 long. 236 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,226 - Due to your test scores-- 237 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,228 - OK, you want to do the speech? 238 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,796 - What we've decided is best for you to do is... 239 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:43,495 - Dad, you may want to film this. 240 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,019 - Drop you down a grade 241 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,848 until you can meet the standard requirements. 242 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,985 Sorry, those were left over from Clyde's celebration. 243 00:09:57,074 --> 00:10:00,034 - ? The little baby bunny goes bop, bop, bop ? 244 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,781 - When the decimal point moves to the left, 245 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,739 the number gets... all: Smaller! 246 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,785 - And when the decimal point moves to the right, 247 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,875 the number gets-- all: Bigger! 248 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:17,268 - Speaking of bigger, why are you here? 249 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,835 - It's none of your business. [laughter] 250 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,185 - I heard he got held back. 251 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,971 - I didn't get held back. I just messed up a test. 252 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,537 - Which is why you got held back. 253 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,150 - OK, Stacy and Macy, let's give Lincoln a chance. 254 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,542 Lincoln? 255 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,502 - Uh, smaller? 256 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:37,245 - It's actually bigger, just like this weirdo. 257 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,812 [school bell rings] - All right, time for recess. 258 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,378 Everybody, line up at the door. 259 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,684 - Your shoe's untied. 260 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,338 - Oh. 261 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,774 - Made you look! 262 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,429 [laughter] 263 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,562 - How would we water our plant with no gravity? 264 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,042 McBride? 265 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,609 - What if we used a syringe 266 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,481 to inject water directly into the plant pillows? 267 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,962 - Yes, that's exactly what we do up here in space. 268 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,660 I tell you what, 269 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,401 I'm going to save you a seat on the next shuttle. 270 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:08,102 All right, Betters, I'll see you in 261 days. 271 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,017 - OK. 272 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:13,455 Charcuterie break in the Better Bistro. 273 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,980 - I'm so hungry, I can eat the wax off a triple-cream brie. 274 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,766 - Sounds gouda to me. [laughter] 275 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,377 - [chuckles] Classic McBride. 276 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,639 [whistle blows] 277 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,337 - OK, we're taking this up a notch. 278 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,991 I am offering cold, hard cash. 279 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,645 I was saving up to buy your mother 280 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:30,994 a pair of diamond earrings, but that idea went 281 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,692 "hop, hop, hop" about an hour ago. 282 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,694 So I have one question for you. 283 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,741 Who wants that cash? 284 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,134 - Me! - Me, me, me! 285 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,875 [overlapping chatter] 286 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,704 - Game on, ladies. 287 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,706 - OK, everybody knows 288 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,577 the best way to get a song out of your head 289 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:51,406 is to replace it with a more catchy, less annoying song. 290 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,929 [Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"] 291 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,758 - ? I come home in the morning light ? 292 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:59,980 ? My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?" ? 293 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,287 - ? Little baby bunny goes floppy flippy flop ? 294 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,985 - It's so simple, Dad. Just do what I do. 295 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,769 Make your mind a complete blank. 296 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,728 Nothing in, nothing out. 297 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:09,772 Hoo. [giggles] 298 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,034 - Hoo. 299 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,039 - ? Little baby bunny does a run and a jump ? 300 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,738 ? The little baby bunny goes bop, bop, bop ? 301 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,305 - And I said, "Shake 'n Bake." 302 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,308 [laughter] 303 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,965 - ? Little baby bunny does a hoppy hippy hop ? 304 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,621 ? Little baby bunny goes floppy flippy flop ? 305 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,404 [whistle blows] 306 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,712 - Ha! - Aah! 307 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,062 Oof! [groans] 308 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,934 - You're welcome. 309 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,501 - ? Little baby bunny does a run and a jump ? 310 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,069 ? The little baby bunny goes bop, bop, bop ? 311 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,811 - Oh, spirits of the underworld, 312 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:53,598 cleanse our loving father of this cursed song. 313 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,382 - [distorted] ? Hoppy hippy hop ? 314 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,731 - It's working! 315 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,254 Ha, it's working! 316 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,517 - Yes! - ? Floppy flippy flop ? 317 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:02,433 - It's not working! It's not working! 318 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,480 - My demons are no match for this little baby bunny? 319 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,526 - Hey, can I have the regular song back, please? 320 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,746 Oh! Oh, please? 321 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,748 [screaming] 322 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,184 - Single file, everybody. 323 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,838 Now remember, when we get to the play yard, 324 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,144 what's the rule? 325 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,582 all: No eating gum off the slide. 326 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,584 - [scoffs] I haven't done that in years. 327 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:26,109 - Clear the way! The Betters are coming through! 328 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,937 - ? You know, the most rebellious thing ? 329 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,852 ? You can do is get educated ? 330 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,420 ? Forget what they told you in school, get educated ? 331 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,943 - Clyde? 332 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,728 - What are you doing? 333 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,817 - He got held back? 334 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:38,861 - You get one more, Stacy. 335 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,645 I choked on the test. 336 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,474 I'll explain later, but we got to figure out our battle plan. 337 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,215 - This is why we don't make eye contact. 338 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,564 And don't give them any money. 339 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,610 They'll just use it to buy candy. 340 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,351 - Clyde! 341 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,832 - I'm sorry, Lincoln. I got to go. 342 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,359 - Good gravy. - What does it say? 343 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,709 - "Low battery." 344 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,667 Open wide. 345 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,408 You didn't eat the gum off the slide, did you? 346 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,237 - No, I've had a rough couple of days. 347 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,152 I think I just need to lay down for a while. 348 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,850 - Well, suit yourself. 349 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:14,766 I got about seven feet left on this bad boy. 350 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,943 I'm gonna see if I can unhinge my jaw. 351 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:27,083 - Yeah, have it on my desk by tomorrow. 352 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:34,264 Sell all my stocks in the stock market to the stock people. 353 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,179 Suzie, have my stretch limousine ready 354 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,313 and gassed up for lunch. 355 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,880 And make sure it's the one with the hot tub. 356 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,056 And put my dolphin in it. 357 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,058 Oh, if you wouldn't mind changing the air freshener? 358 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,190 - No problem, sir. 359 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,801 Clyde? - It's not Sir Clyde yet. 360 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,413 I won't be formally knighted by the king until next summer. 361 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,589 - Clyde, it's me, Lincoln. 362 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,113 Lincoln Loud? 363 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,767 The man with the plan? 364 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,116 We were best friends. 365 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,640 We did everything together. 366 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,295 We fought a robot, spent a day with Rip Hardcore, 367 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:08,472 took down a dairy-based crime kingpin. 368 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,997 We spent our entire childhoods together... 369 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,129 until you joined the BETR program. 370 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,088 - I'm sorry, London. 371 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,438 - Lincoln! - Whatever. 372 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:21,224 I just don't remember any of that, or you. 373 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,403 Suzie, could you please fire the janitor... 374 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,710 after he takes out the trash, of course. 375 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,842 Have a great day. 376 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,323 - Clyde! Clyde! 377 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,630 Clyde! 378 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,163 - Clyde, you got to get out of the BETR program. 379 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,860 I saw the future, and you're gonna forget who I am. 380 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,993 You're gonna own a company 381 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,735 and a limousine with a hot tub and a dolphin, 382 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,476 which sounds cool, 383 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,957 but what's the point of riding in a limousine with dolphins 384 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,698 if you're not doing it with your best friend? 385 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,136 Now, we got a spitball war to win. 386 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,224 Sorry, fellas. 387 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,095 Come on, Clyde. Let's rock! 388 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,401 Whoo-hoo! 389 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,537 Let's rock. 390 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,931 - I don't know who you are, but I assure you, 391 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,846 Clyde will not be interested in participating 392 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,544 in something as fatuous as a spitball war. 393 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,112 - It's not fatuous. There's nothing fatuous about it. 394 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,724 In fact, it's the complete opposite of fatuous. 395 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,726 [whispers] What's "fatuous" mean? 396 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,772 - It means silly and pointless... 397 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:37,170 Which, to be honest, it kinda is. 398 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,388 I'm sorry, Lincoln. 399 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:41,522 I got a lot of work to do. - Fine. 400 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,176 I think this whole conversation has been fatuous. 401 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,830 In fact, I think you're all fatuous. 402 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,138 I'll go win that spitball war by myself. 403 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,532 Enjoy your dumb dolphin limo! 404 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,015 This tiny pickle is delicious! 405 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,326 [melancholic music] 406 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:10,029 ? ? 407 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,734 [splat] 408 00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:22,258 - Ooh! - Ooh! 409 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,867 That there's donkey spit. 410 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,001 - Game on, Loud! 411 00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:28,525 Bombs away! 412 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,613 - [laughs] 413 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,226 [screaming] 414 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,054 [splat] - Gross! Gross! 415 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,099 - After Mark Antony witnessed 416 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,363 the slaying of his best friend, Julius Caesar, 417 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,061 what famous words did he proclaim 418 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,105 before the Battle of Philippi? 419 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,159 McBride! 420 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,204 What were the famous words? 421 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,948 - As balls of spit fly fast and sure, 422 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,689 Clincoln McCloud will always endure! 423 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,343 - Who said that? 424 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,561 - My best friend, 425 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,346 who happens to be the smartest guy I know. 426 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,392 And he's out there getting his butt kicked... 427 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,959 but not for long. 428 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,224 By the way, the answer is, 429 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,139 "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." 430 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,143 - Classic McBride. 431 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,799 - Aah! 432 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,193 - Oh! Ooh! Oh, no! 433 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,629 Ow! Oh! 434 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,371 [donkey braying] 435 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,112 - Ah! 436 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,723 Yes, sir! [donkey braying] 437 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,898 [splat] Oh! 438 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,553 - Yes! 439 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,126 - Clincoln McCloud... 440 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,866 both: Will always endure! 441 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,783 [machines power up] 442 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,743 [epic music] 443 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,614 ? ? 444 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:58,920 - Whoo! 445 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,704 - Yeah! Yeah! 446 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,664 - Aah! 447 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,146 - Ah! - Whoo! 448 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,017 - Yeah! Yes! 449 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,977 - [grunts] - Yes! 450 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,371 - [grunts] 451 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,202 [splat] 452 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,555 - Yes! 453 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,991 [splat] 454 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:30,081 [suspenseful music] 455 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,041 - And then there were four. 456 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,956 - You boys are going down. 457 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,918 - Let's get out of here! 458 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:44,313 [laughter] 459 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,446 - You boys are in a heap of trouble. 460 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,274 [machines power down] 461 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,889 - Bolhofner was right. We're in a lot of trouble. 462 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,239 - No, Clyde, I'm in a lot of trouble. 463 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,372 Your future's way too bright. 464 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:00,503 I'm gonna take the heat on this one. 465 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,157 - They'll bust you down to kindergarten! 466 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,115 - Look on the bright side: 467 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,987 maybe I'll finally get picked first in gym. 468 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,424 [footsteps approaching] 469 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,599 - [sighs] 470 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,948 Which one of you is responsible 471 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,690 for this contraption? 472 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,823 - That'd be me, ma'am. 473 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:19,000 - Actually, that'd be the both of us. 474 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,132 - Well, then let me say this. 475 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,048 You're geniuses. [laughter] 476 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:28,227 This machine is a marvel of modern engineering. 477 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,968 If Da Vinci wanted to fling spitballs, 478 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,709 this is how he'd do it. 479 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,321 I mean, did you repurpose a jet ski pump? 480 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,411 - You bet we did. 481 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,543 - I'm starting up a new program 482 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,720 for brilliant engineers, scientists, and technicians, 483 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,940 AKA BEST, 484 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,985 and I'd like you two to spearhead it. 485 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,770 - Sir, with all due respect, 486 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,598 we didn't design the Cyclone to be recognized 487 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,513 or to be put on a pedestal. 488 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,950 - We designed it to cover people in spit. 489 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,822 - That's disgusting but admirable. 490 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:01,434 - There's nothing I can say that'll change your mind? 491 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,263 - No, sir, the only BEST program I want to be a part of 492 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,352 is this friendship right here. 493 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:15,578 - Classic McBride. 494 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,494 - If we did join, would we have access to those tiny pickles? 495 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,714 Oh! 496 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:24,935 - ? Little baby bunny goes floppy flippy flop ? 497 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:29,853 ? Little baby bunny does a hop and a jump ? 498 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,203 ? The little baby bunny-- ? 499 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,380 - [gasps] 500 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,120 [gasps] Oh! 501 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,384 Oh, little baby bunny, 502 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,864 please, please, please make it stop? 503 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,736 - It's over. 504 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,173 I'm not in your head anymore, see? 505 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,132 - [gasps] 506 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:50,831 Oh, thank you, little baby bunny. 507 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,833 Thank you so much! 508 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,881 I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you. 509 00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:59,230 Ah. 510 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:04,932 - I'm getting those earrings. 511 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:13,157 [upbeat music] 512 00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:19,860 ? ? 513 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:24,460 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36016

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