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o
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oh
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oh
when do you think we'll get there we'll
get there when we get
there get
stop I think it was a road
sign look at it isn't it excellent no
that's shoddy
craftsmanship cheap wood grain no
weather sealant rough edges no dad not
the sign what the sign says no hunting
except
trapkin tropins dad ah
topkins what are
topkins thought we had a deal no comic
books this weekend only violin practice
oh honey come on we're on vacation let
him have some fun playing the violin is
fun will you
relax oh it's so peaceful up here isn't
it except for your Popkins Todd someone
is playing a joke monsters only exist in
comic books well grandpa said Grandpa
George grandpa says that there's only
three monsters left on the earth Bigfoot
The Lochness Monster and your
Popkins I give
up no hunting except trip Popkins you
know I just wonder does that mean you
can only hunt Tri Popkins or they can
only hunt
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you oh no we're not really staying here
are we well this is an architect's
nightmare awkward entry faulty drainage
boring design Popkins I think it's the
most romantic place I've ever seen yes
if leaky roofs turn you on oh come on
use your
imagination my
what never
mind can we go to the lake now no sorry
I have to go down to that building site
yeah but you said we can go fishing I
can't now son this is a working vacation
for me
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oh honey what do you think it's a
beautiful setting now this is
romantic Mr
dhy this is Denise Gore she's the lady
who'll be living
here I've been looking forward to
meeting you we didn't hear you coming oh
I was is taking a walk in the
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woods careful want your step
now now uh living room goes over here
and the bedrooms of course will be on
the second floor yes you have a big
family no but I plan on getting married
and having lots of kids what about you
do you have any children yes one son
Todd oh how
wonderful you know maybe I could have
you all for dinner one night Dad Dad Dad
come
quick I got to show you
something I I found some Footprints well
I know I can see that they're your size
no no out in the woods please just leave
us alone this is work but Dad would you
just go back to the cabin
his dad's still mad at me oh no I'm sure
he's forgotten all about
it yeah I'm sure he has
too so what was it you wanted to show
them I found some Footprints they were
chipkin
Footprints but he wouldn't beli me
anyway hey wait a minute it's not that
he doesn't believe you honey it's that
he doesn't believe in Monsters why not
because he's a grownup he really only
believes in the things he can see like
blueprints and
2x4s well yeah but you believe me all
the time so does Grandpa no well that's
because we have something he doesn't
have what
imagination will I ever lose my
imagination like Dad oh
m not if you keep it in a safe
place good night good night
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hey what are you looking at well I think
I should use the red oak on the walls
here
too well I think maybe you shouldn't
worry too much about putting up new
walls maybe you ought to think about
tearing down
some I tried to get through to him Abby
I just don't know how to he's always got
his nose buried in those comic
books well you've always got your nose
buried in a blueprint well I live in the
real world this is my
job well his job is to be a 12-year-old
boy I know all right all
right I'm glad I have you to help me get
things in perspective once in a
while come on
inside yes yeah no I will in just a
minute just let me finish up
here okay
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a
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Norman time for
breakfast sh why is Tod still sleeping
no but I
am what time is it man your AG shouldn't
be sleeping this late
man my age should be dead what time is
it 7 7 a.m. of course 7 a.m. good night
no not another step old man you come
right
here okay George will be coming home any
minute now and I want Todd to have a
really good
breakfast before he loses his appetite
how'd you think he'll take the news well
hopefully better than you did I just
thought that it would take Georgie Boy
longer than six months to replace my
only daughter DOD needs a mother and
well George needs someone too all I can
say is it's going to make for a sticky
situation when Abby comes back oh Norman
Abby's not coming back they never found
her body now Todd might hear you it's
been hard enough on him without you
filling his head with
hope I think they're early better get
TD well I'll be damned
grandpa oh thought I was just looking
for you
found you I won't tell your dad if you
don't tell your grandmother it's a
deal dad said he's bringing me a
surprise back from his trip oh you'll be
surprised all
right what time's he coming home oh as a
matter of fact I just got here they
that's a surprise kiddo your dad is
somebody special with him I knew it
I knew she was alive mom son
wait
Mom this is my father-in-law Norman and
uh of course my son Todd you've met Todd
you remember Denise Gore sure actually
it's going to be Denise story soon yes
we're going to be married your what
Denise will be your new mother surprise
what do you think I think I'm going to
puke and I was afraid he wasn't going to
like me I'll talk to him oh sweetheart
let me try if you want I just hate to
start you off with such a tough
assignment I think I can handle
him but I'm going to miss you
now it's my turn to
puke
Todd can I come in
your dad told me you like
Monsters so do
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I you play the violin Dad's making me
take
lessons I hate the violin that's a lie
you just want to like what I like and
hate what I
hate well maybe we can find the another
instrument tiger don't call me that only
my mother calls me that and you're not
my mother I know that Todd but I am
going to be your dad's wife and I would
like to be your
friend that's going to be up to
you oh and Todd I wasn't lying
I really do like Monsters and I hate the
violin I hope everything was all right
delicious
sweetheart well aren't you eating
anything no I'm uh watching my figure so
am I
so where did Georgie Boy and you meet
well actually uh I hired George to
design a home for me in the Cascade
Forest that's where Denise is from I
didn't know anyone lived up there
Popkins do I'm sorry Todd did you say
something
no so uh after Abby's accident I finally
got back to work on Denise's house and I
found myself leaving out C details I uh
I suppose I just wanted an excuse to go
back and see her what sort of details
mostly little things insulation the
bathroom front
door she just had this effect on me and
uh I didn't care if I ever finished the
house he did though and so beautifully
you know you really must come and visit
us visit
us yes well we were uh waiting for the
right time to tell you we're moving
right after the
wedding well we thought it might be a
good idea to get away from here and it
would be a good idea to get away from
you Todd don't you see what she's trying
to do to us she's trying to make us
forget
mom well perhaps I'd better clear
well this won't be easy what the hell
did you expect I was hoping that Todd
would be happy to have a new mom that
woman is not his
mother how about some dessert of course
coming right
up we all get horny Georgie Bo oh
Norman why buy the cow and you can get
the milk for free did I hear you say
you'd like some milk with this if it's
not too much trouble not at
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all you saying I shouldn't
remarry I'm saying it would take Shirley
here Dam sign longer than 6 months to
get over losing me right now it'll take
about 6
minutes how is everything perfect
couldn't be
better I'll go look for time
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well we should be headed home soon
anyway yes thanks uh for looking after
time get our bags together
what's up Slugger nothing you missed
dessert I'm not
hungry did I ever tell you about my only
time in the Mages we were two down for
zip two men out Bases Loaded bottom of
the ninth I was up and I thought there's
no way I can make it through this yeah
you go you told me oh
Grandpa
yeah do you think Mom's still
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alive she's alive up
here she's alive in here that's not what
I
mean I
know Norman yes my right
take care
Slugger and
remember step into the pitch keep your
eye on the
ball I know we we may be rushing things
a little but I have always dreamt of
being a June bride
yes well um maybe we could start
practicing for the honeymoon
George you know I want our wedding night
to be
special maybe it is a little silly but I
guess I'm just
oldfashioned all right okay okay I can
wait another week I can uh I can take
out the trash
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hey it's after 10: lights
out dad is it okay if I sleep with the
lights on tonight aren't you a little
old to be afraid of the dark it's not
the dark I'm afraid of what is it
her
Denise I thought so
if it makes you feel any better you're
not the only one who's afraid you know
I'm not Denise is just as scared of you
as you are of
her I doubt that I want you to give her
a
chance Dad it's just that I don't think
that
she's one of us she will be she's about
to become a dority just like you and me
no dad that's not what I'm talking about
well what are you talking about
forget
it good night good
night oh I
know well you're
hungry afraid you're just going to have
to wait a little
longer oh all right just a little snack
to tide you
over honey have you seen my plans for
the Freeman house
no what are you
doing nothing
just putting my jewelry
away we've lost another one haven't we
what
goldfish ah yes Todd forgot to feed them
again oh my
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all right Wendy right on
time God bless her
yes
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over here baby
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a
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Denise have you seen this what's that
dear well a jogger was killed not three
blocks from here last night oh how awful
how about some pancakes yeah what
happened how'd he die the police don't
know for sure but judging from the
condition of the body they think it was
a wild
dog how
hideous hash yeah a dog yeah can you
believe that yeah I can believe it how
about some more juice oh oh I am so
sorry here let me get that for you oh
well we have to go anyway if we're going
to make it on time on time
where oh we're uh picking up the wedding
license today and then we're going to
the Realtors we have to put the house up
for
sale do I have to go well we wouldn't
consider moving away and not taking you
with us no I mean do I have to go to the
Realtors well after this incident I
don't think we should leave you alone
no problem I'll go call the
babysitter
George Todd little old for a babysitter
he might be a little young for this
one let's get something straight right
now I'm not playing a strip poker spin
the bottle or doctor I Wendy and if your
tongue comes anywhere near my mouth I'm
going to tie it in a knot I thought I
told you last time there was just an
accident and what about the time before
that that was on
purpose hello Wendy hi i' like you to
meet my fiance this is Denise nice to
meet you you too you remember where
everything is uh refrigerator phone TV
no problem well we shouldn't be gone for
more than an hour or two okay and this
guy no comic books until he practices
the
violin don't worry about a thing Mr DH
everything is under control all right
okay bye-bye see you guys
bye okay kid do whatever you want just
uh don't play with
matches Wendy I need to talk to you
about
something Todd I don't care how much you
beg I am not giving you a bath no no
it's not about that it's about
Denise um
yeah so how are you two getting
along she's a
monster I know what you mean it's
exactly how I felt about my stepmom too
but you know you no I mean she's really
a monster with fangs and Claws and a
tail
bummer look Todd I think you've been
reading too many comic books I think
she's a tropin they live in the Cascade
Forest that's where she wants to take
us Todd look you're just upset because
she wants you to move that's all that
has nothing to do with
it hi
up nice
house hey his parents just left TV is
through there
cool what's up little dude he's really
cute what's your name oh he doesn't
speak yet
okay um what was that my
boyfriend well since when do you have a
boyfriend since when is it any of your
business what does he have that I don't
have well for one thing he's past
puberty and he's a
musician I play the violin fem has his
own
band fem yeah they're called the bodily
excretions and his name is Flem what's
wrong with Flem nothing nothing I'm sure
he's a really good
kisser he's a great
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[Applause]
kisser Wendy I need to talk to
you can't this wait can't you do this at
home my parents won't allow F in the
house what a
surprise okay all right okay what's the
problem little dude he thinks his mom is
a monster oh really cool so's mine no
but but she growls and she eats bones
and she chases
joggers you know what she's probably a
dog you know cuz dogs do things like
that no she's a tropin and I and she's
going to marry my dad Todd this this is
ridiculous I okay okay if she is a
trapkin then why would she want to marry
your father I mean why wouldn't she just
eat him or something
because she's waiting for the summer
solstice the summer
what the summer solstice is the day of
which the equator and the sun are at
their greatest distance from one another
it also happens to be the day that the
Earth's gravitational field is at its
lowest point low and enough for the
chapkin to get
pregnant wait how do you know all this
because when I was a little dude I used
to read comic books you know they're an
exciting hybrid of contemporary 20th
century art and
literature okay okay so when is the
summer solstice that would be on June
22nd that's the wedding day coincidence
I think not I don't believe I don't
believe any of
this then I'll get proof
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come on Denise make my night
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oh I'm sorry did I scare you where the
hell did you come from I couldn't sleep
I was hungry may I have a
paper sure ma'am anything
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got
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dad you got to wake up she's not human I
saw everything fangs claws blood dad nie
is a
monster D what's the matter what's going
on I got the proof right here we got to
get out of here now relax will you
please just one thing at a time what
it's Denise she's a
monster what's going on
how can anybody sleep with all this
commotion it's Todd it's something about
a a monster he's having a nightmare it
was not a nightmare that is quite enough
young man you may now go to your room
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you know George it must be all those
comic books he
reads I don't I don't think it's a good
idea for him to spend so much of his
time feel his head with all that
nonsense no you're
right you'll be a terrific
mother and a great
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wife oh George all in good time yes yes
now you go back to sleep I
will okay
good hey wait a
minute where do you think you're going
School school on your summer
vacation Sunday school it's
Tuesday don't you have something to say
to me and Denise after last night what's
the point you won't listen all right up
to your room but Dad and I want you to
do something constructive today like
practice your violin I spent a fortune
on lessons and I haven't seen you pick
that thing up since I don't know when
since mom died
exactly go to your room
and I want to hear some serious music
what's that noise that's my junior
concert violinist warming
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up you know something I think he's
getting better how can you tell
[Music]
you all right honey uh just wedding
Jitters I
guess but perhaps Todd could practice a
little more uh quietly I do have a
splitting headache yeah sure I'll tell
him no no I'll do it
[Music]
hi Todd what are you doing here I need a
ride come on it's an
[Music]
emergency they've got to be there d we
dropped them off at least an hour ago
okay I found them that'll be
$6 uh
Wendy you have got to be kidding I'll
pay you back how
I'll I'll make my dad give you a race
don't believe
this the camera loves
you now are you going to tell me what's
so important about those pictures well
why don't you just see for
yourself oh my God what did I tell you
it's pretty amazing isn't it you little
pervert what how long have you been
looking in my bedroom
window oh no wait until fem hears about
this wait where are the rest of them
there more yeah of
Denise you you are really sick you know
that no it's not what you think I think
you need professional help
there
ready okay
mhm good good good good good yeah very
good okay perfect
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out
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Army
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what on
Earth you want to tell me what caused
this afternoon's little
episode it was a bat dad oh I could see
that a Louisville Slugger no I mean a
real bat a harpy a what a harpy you see
it's sort of a gargoyle that protects
the tropin when she's in human form God
you see Denise feeds it Denise
she's a Chopin Dad I know you're upset
about this marriage Todd last night she
killed a paper boy and I know you're
upset about the upcoming move the night
before that she killed a jogger Todd
Denise is not a monster yes she is and I
think it's her fault that mom's gone
that's it that does
it what are you
doing no more comic books
Todd and you're
grounded you wouldn't believe me
mom would have believed
me you're
right she probably would
have Dad Dad
wait where are you going San Diego I'm
having some problems with that Freeman
house I'll only be gone
today can I come with you no you're
grounded besides this will give you and
Denise a chance to get to know each
other a little better
but Dad and I don't want you giving
Denise any trouble oh I'm sure he'll be
the sweetest little boy that ever walked
the face of the Earth and I expect you
to help Denise get the house in order
for the
wedding see you later buddy yeah I hope
so
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Todd what's the matter your folks know
you're here no dad just left town in
Denise she's a monster you got to help
me slow down Slugger now take it easy
and tell me what's happening she's a
beast who feeds an unsuspecting people
by sucking out their blood and licking
their bones and she's so evil her
picture can't even be taken and she
wants dad to sell the house and move
into her cave and the cased Forest oh is
that all this is about selling the house
no she's going to kill
us I don't think the move is going to
kill
you we all know this is a very difficult
time for you for all of us but just
because your father is going to marry
somebody else doesn't mean that he loves
you or your mother any less why doesn't
anybody believe me Todd come back here
let's talk about it son d
welcome home sweetie time to trim the
hedges we want the house to look its
best for the
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wedding so how are the hedges we're all
done did you rake the leaves the leaves
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[Applause]
you know what
Todd
what I think the grass needs to be
[Music]
[Applause]
cut now that you're warmed up Todd the
garage could use a once over oh and on
your way out you can get rid of all that
old trash I
found these are my mom 's things exactly
[Music]
where do you think you're going I'm not
finished with you yet eat my shorts you
blood sucking bat-faced witch now I'm
going to have to hurt you Tod you're
going to have to catch me first
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hey Todd how'd it go with Denise
today something's got to change George
[Music]
Todd do you know why your father brought
you here
today because I have a problem very good
Denise is a monster oh now Todd you and
I both know there's no such things as
monsters you only think your stepmother
is a monster she's not my stepmother yet
and I'm not crazy well of course you're
not actually your psychosis isn't that
uncommon you're we go see children often
think of their stepparents as monsters
because they want their natural parents
to get back together
someday did I mention that she eats
people see once you stop blaming your
stepmother you'll be able to begin a
meaningful relationship built on trust
and love did I mention that she eats fat
people oh you know it wouldn't surprise
me if the two of you became the best of
Pals maybe you should meet her well
maybe I
should what did the doctor say pretty
much what we already knew that Todd has
an overactive
imagination that's it and she wants to
see you tomorrow
oh did she say why why well she thinks
it's perfectly normal that Todd should
miss his mother and resent you for
taking her
place but but she doesn't think it's
normal that Todd should be so scared of
you
oh I think I know why Todd's scared of
me what
well I guess I've been feeling a little
like a monster these
days wow
this place is
excellent well after your visit
yesterday I wanted to take you somewhere
special you're still upset about the
move
Grandpa can I ask you something sure son
anything how do you kill a vampire take
through the Hut
oh and werewolves Silver
Bullet how
about Shopkins
Shopkins you got anything on for
Popkins in the back on the
right thought over here
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jackpot hey
Spark how much for the comic of that
particular issue is a collector's item
there are only three copies in existence
how much
$500 I'll give you five
bucks accepting such an offer would be
highly
illogical for
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oh no
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Todd get out of here you've got to come
with me I'm not going with you
anywhere and stop looking at me like
that Wendy Denise is coming here to eat
you I'm going to call your father no
don't open the
door d tree
[Applause]
I'm sorry all the long disten phone and
and and I'm sorry about raiding the
fridge not cleaning up the kid I really
[Music]
need Todd yeah your stepmother is a
monster
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[ __ ] our answer is right there you can
count me in for
100 that's
it can I help it if you're dad's cheap
okay GL that's the 50 I've saved up and
that's only 150 ah you're still 350
short what are you going to
do I have a plan
[Music]
hi T oh hi Dad what you got there
nothing
nothing come on hand it
over dad I can I thought I made myself
clear no more comic books what are you
going to do with it just like I did with
the others I'm going to I'm going to
throw it in the trash no you can't I beg
you pardon I I just mean that it's well
it's worth a lot of money well I'm sure
to a 12-year-old a dollar and a quarter
is a lot of money but i' try
500 $500 where do you get that kind of
money I pawn something
what my
violin you had no business doing that
just like I have no business doing this
I I no
at any rate I believe that Todd's
delusion about your being a monster is
nothing more than his projection of the
fear of his own
death did you say something oh no just a
little rumbling in the tummy I'm missed
dinner last night well as I was saying
Todd Associates his mother's death with
the forest and the forest with
you therefore you have become a symbol
of Todd's own fear and in the eyes of a
12-year-old a monster do you follow me
on
this excuse me are you listening I'm all
ears
yes well
[Music]
good what was I talking about you were
saying that Todd sees me as a monster oh
of course well in conclusion I what
about you
doctor do you see me as a
monster we both know that monsters are
merely a figment of the
imagination I am so relieved to hear you
say that Dr Emerson for a while this
there I I thought you might actually
believe what Todd said about me why why
would you think that because it's
true it is every
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Music]
word what
come on in
here okay so now will you tell me what
happened it's the comic book you see I
pawn my violin to buy it and then dad
found out tore it into pieces and threw
it in the trash here oh you've got to be
kidding you take this one I'll take this
one come on it's our last chance
tomorrow's the wedding and the Soul STI
is mine God this is so gross
hi hi where have you
been I went to the movies thought you
and Todd might like some time alone
yeah so how was it not very good it's
one of those Blood and Guts things I
left early I didn't really have the
stomach for
it well I thought the 22nd would never
arrive believe me it's going to be a
night to remember
keep looking we're still missing a few
pieces why do I have to do all the dirty
work oh because I'm the comics expert
and you've got long
arms and a short
temper that's great and we're missing
the one piece that shows how to kill it
you got to keep looking there must be
some more pieces
somewhere what we've been through all of
this
twice okay what do we do
next I don't know I just got to think of
some way to stop that wedding
[Music]
what are you doing good news we've sold
the house isn't that wonderful we can
start moving
tomorrow I've uh spoken to Grandma and
Grandpa you can spend the night with
them tonight after the ceremony why your
father and I would like to be
alone oh well I'll go get ready for the
ceremony w
oh
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for
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honey I'm not
ready are you all
right uh just something's caught in my
throat may I come in
no don't you know it's unlucky to see
the bride uh before the ceremony on the
wedding day well I think that's just an
old wives
tale I wouldn't be so sure
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what are you doing up
there I'm just making sure everything's
all clean and shiny for
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Denise well I'm really proud of the way
you've come around son
well if everyone's here Shall We
Begin curtain time
sweetheart yeah break a leg
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what hurt yourself are you all right
I'm I guess he's just head over heels in
love we've got to get you to the
hospital you could have some horrible
internal hammering I'm F thank you very
much for your
concern just get on with with the
wedding shall we yeah oh I'll take
dearly
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beloved dearly beloved we are gathered
here today in the presence of the
almighty to witness the joining into
holy matrimony of this man and this
woman the flame of Love begins with a
spark that burns in your hearts and
inflames your
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passions where's the trouble I don't
know what trouble we got a call there's
a problem here no
there's well if there is a problem here
maybe it's my
son I'm I'm sorry you've wasted your
time excuse
EXC where were we we were just getting
to the fows oh yeah right of course of
course do
you Denise Gore take this man George dhy
to be your lawfully wetted
husband oh
please wedding
pictures I do ah good and you George Dy
take this woman Denise Gore to be your
lawful wedded wife well I
do uh may I have the ring oh the ring
yeah
I'm sorry I must have lost it never mind
I have
one wait that was Mom's ring it's okay
we'll use
it that's
good now if there's anyone here who has
just cause to say this couple should not
weed Please Speak now or forever hold
your peace yeah she's a
monster with the power vested in me I
Now Pronounce You man and
wife you may kiss the bride
now have a nice
reception have a nice
life I get a light here Jesus Christ
hey Sport come and join the
party why not my life is over
anyway this is the beginning of a new
life for us I think you'll be
surprised let's go
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H look who I
found how about a dance with
Grandma no thanks I think I'll sit this
one out
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yes yeah hi Wendy it's Todd I found the
last piece of the comic book I know how
to kill my stepmom but I'm going to need
your
help wait okay all right okay stop oh my
God you guys suck this is really bad I
got to leave fem I have to talk to you
it's really important can't you see what
I'm doing here right now is important
it's about a gig a gig
cool now will you tell me what this is
about
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sweetheart dinner's
ready so am
I
wow care to
D later
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like just went out downstairs we're
running out of time they'll be here any
second who
will reinforcements
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all right dudes let's ghetto
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blaster wow is that all you can
say how about a
toast make it a quick
one we probably need some glasses George
I'll be right back
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now how about dead
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toast what's wrong now cork crew forget
it George just I did but I'm going to
get
one's crew
hurry I'm hurrying I'm
hurrying everything now here here you go
okay cork screws there's some things I
can't do here I can't let me
try
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Okay oh good
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ready for
us may every day be just like
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today
Todd Granda
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now who was
that it's
time make him
stop he serenading
us he's killing me
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[Applause]
sorry
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George
Jesus right
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lights
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[Applause]
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louder
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yes the music
we did it she's dust hi
tiger start the music
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wheny start the
car both started dead
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hi sweetheart
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not this
time remember when I Tau you slacker
step into the pitch and keep your eye on
the gargoyle
home run
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I also play
requests wow and they say heavy metal
music is
dangerous I'm sorry I didn't believe you
I'm sorry you're alone
again I'm
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not did you love
her not in the way I loved your
mother well then why'd you marry her
well for me building a house is easy but
building a home is not so easy I needed
help and when we lost your mom I I guess
I thought uh Denise could be the answer
I thought you needed a
mother well I'm pretty happy having a
dad you get some sleep tomorrow's your
day we're going to do whatever you want
okay
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okay and by the way you still owe me 350
bucks for that violin
some of this comic book stuff is pretty
wild see what I tell you I think my
personal favorite is
Aquaman
Aquaman a dad nobody likes Aquaman I
like Aquaman I think he's cool but all I
can do is talk to fish what kind of a
superhero is that hey well if you can
talk to fish maybe we'll catch a few
this afternoon
mhm this area is starting to look
familiar how long do you think before we
get there I think we'll get there when
we get there smart
guy all right who do you think would win
a fight between Superman and Captain
Marvel Superman dad definitely Superman
no no way no I bet Aquaman could find
the lake though I think you've got us
lost
here I'm sorry Dad I just had a
hunch come on
hey wait wait look what's
that to this was your
mother's dad look over
there what is this place must be
Denise's cave
what are those cocoons but your Popkins
use them to store food for the winter
you mean there might be people in
there aive
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let me out of
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here it's you it was your pop I know yes
we know that this was horrible I can
imagine what said I can
imagine so did anything happen while
that was gone you want to tell her son
or should I nah you go ahead Dad thanks
a
lot how do I start
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