All language subtitles for Shameless (US) S05E11 Drugs Actually

For those of you
who were too fucking busy

this is what happened
last week on "shameless."

How are you doing?

In general or about us?

- 'Us.'
- confused.

- You?
- Same.

There's a policy
against fraternizing

'with the professors.'

I don't want to fraternize.

I-I want to fuck you.

- 'Sweetheart?'
- 'it's my husband.'

Her and her hubby,
they have this agreement.

You know, they-they're evolved.

This is lip.

This woman
is just tearing me up.

I just can't shake her.

This that doctor
from the other day?

- Cancer?
- Stage three, pancreatic.

- When did you find that out?
- Ten minutes ago.

Drugs, companionship,
pro bono sex.

What more could
a dying woman want?

Can I just crash here?
I got nowhere else to go.

Go home. Make up
with your wife. It's time.

Did Theo say something?

Can't leave the fucking state
to be with my son.

I'm not gonna leave
until I know you're okay.

Go home.

I called this afternoon
to check.

It turns out they have been
looking for Ian for a while.

Why, Sammi?

- Retribution.
- Aah!

- Ian.
- He didn't do anything!

'It's a shame when someone
you love gets taken away.'

isn't it?

♪ Think of
all the luck you got ♪

♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪

♪ you were beaming once before ♪

♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

♪ what is this down side ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ What is this feeling ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

♪ Round up the friends you got ♪

♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪

♪ you were willing once before ♪

♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

♪ what is this down side ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ What is this feeling ♪

♪ you're so ♪

♪ sure of? ♪♪

I never liked the smell.

Every man, woman, and child
should experience

a single malt
before their time is up

and it can't just be any bottle.

Every whiskey is different.

Can I help you?

Uh, we got this covered.

You see,
there's the lowland area

highland, islay, campbeltown..

You have to factor in age,
what kind of oak they use to...

What's your most
expensive whiskey?

Let's see,
I've got a 30-year highland park

for $300 and change.

Mm-hmm. That's the best?

I've got a Macallan '39 in back.

Distilled while world war ii
was breaking out.

- Mm.
- Only bottled a limited number.

- H-How much?
- $10,100.

You're serious?

It's for investors

but, um, this highland park is...

We'll take the whatever you said

from world war ii.

The Macallan?

Right.

I said I'll take it.

Uh, excuse me.

Throw in a couple of those
Dominican cigars over there.

I'm sure it's good hooch

but for ten fucking grand?

I'm not gonna be alive
to pay off my credit card.

What does it matter?

Such wisdom from one so young.

Sean, everything okay?
You're late.

I'm not late. I had to meet
the new produce supplier.

Uh, i-I'll be right there.

Look, I wanted to make sure
you're okay...

Yeah, I'm fine.
You helped me through some shit

and I'm grateful.

No, what I'm trying to ask
has nothing to do with you.

Well, how could
that possibly be

when the world revolves
around me?

Look, I have to leave early,
okay?

I have to leave
in a few minutes

and I just wanted to make sure
you're okay with it.

Sarah's gonna take my tables.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

It's just a nice day
to visit my brother

in military prison.

Okay.

Oh, and Ian won't be
making his shift tomorrow

since my heinous cunt of
a half-sister called the fuck..

Oh, shit.

Yeah, thanks.

Oh, yeah. It's just a...

- Ah!
- It's a bunch of little shards.

Here, let me clean you up.
Come here.

So, what did Ian do?

Joined the army last year

and it didn't go well.

Hand.

Now they're charging him
with being awol and..

Aah. Aah.

And?

Destruction of federal property.

Something to do
with a helicopter.

And they don't know
that he's bipolar

'cause he won't tell them 'cause
he barely admits it to himself.

Where are they holding him?

An army base in north Chicago.

Just hold still.

And his boyfriend was supposed

to take us, but now he can't

because his brothers
are using their car

for I don't know, I'm assuming
a, a bank robbery or a drive-by.

Meanwhile, I'm fantasizing about
setting Sammi's fucking clothes

on fire while she's wearing 'em.

I mean, she ratted Ian out
and put Carl in juvie and...

Yeah, quit, quit twitching.
Just...Breathe.

Alright? Did you get
any sleep last night?

- At least an hour.
- Mm.

Here's what we do.

We take the day
one moment at a time.

Sarah closes out your tables,
I pull glass from your hand

you refrain from
setting people on fire

then we grab my Cadillac,
pick up your family

go visit Ian, alright?
Hold still.

- Damn it.
- You don't have to do that.

Damn right. It's nice of me.

Mm..

Hey, so, uh..

What is cocktail attire?

What?

Well, well, that party tonight

you said it was, uh..

You said it was cocktail attire?

Were you thinking about that
while I was on top of you?

No, no, no,
it was when I was on top of you

and then that part where you
arched your legs above my head.

Don't worry about the clothes.

There's a friend of mine
that I want you to meet.

Yeah? Who's that?

Well, he works
at an aerospace lab.

Could get you a job someday.

- Oh, no shit?
- Mm.

Hey, you, uh, you take
all your student flings

to go meet your friends,
or am I special?

Is there a right answer
to that question?

Oh, shit. I gotta go.

Class?

Gotta go see my brother
at the army base.

- 'Mm.'
- catch a train.

- 'To where?'
- Uh, Great Lakes.

North Chicago?

Yeah.

Hello, my love.

Hi, I, well, I'm here with lip

and he's heading
to the army base

near the Great Lakes
train station.

When are you leaving?

Would you?

Okay, I'll tell him.

Bye, love.

So my husband is on his way

to waukegan in ten minutes.

He says to meet him
at 59th and Dorchester

and he'll give you a ride.

Uh.. Yeah.

You know, good. Thanks.

See if it's safe to leave?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, hey, wait, wait, wait.

What the hell is that?

Shipping crate. You moving?

In my dreams.

Want me to come in with you?

No, it's faster
if I just run in and grab him.

- Everybody ready?
- 'Mickey's upstairs.'

lip's meeting us there, said it
was easier to take the train.

- Mickey!
- I called the army base.

But they won't let me
talk to Ian.

Are you ready to go
on an adventure?

You ready? Let's go.

What are we doing about Sammi?

- She's here?
- Mm-hmm.

That's how you know. She drinks
our soda and leaves the cap off.

Bitch is in the basement
packing her shit right now

to head upstate.
Her moving crate out front.

We can't just let her go.
For Carl's sake and Ian.

She has money
for a moving crate?

Excuse me, coming through.

Need a little help with that?

- No, thanks.
- Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure, you inbred,
hoodlum piece of wet dog shit.

But if you have something
to say, go ahead.

I didn't think so.

Then excuse me
while I go visit my son

who, thanks to all of you,
is in juvie

and will probably celebrate
his 14th birthday there.

After that, I'll finish packing
and then morning, I'll be gone.

That work for you?

You bet.

Family sucks ass.

Well, you commute all the way
to north Chicago on this?

Yeah. It's only 40 minutes.

Thanks.

Yeah. There's some puree over
there for your son, uh..

Ah! Okay, last time.
Tell me his name.

Yevgeny.

"Yevgenena." got it.

- You stay here now?
- I guess so.

You still need me, yes?
I cook, I clean, wifely duties.

I sleep on couch.

Wifely duties is?

Oral manipulation of penis.

No. No, no, no.

See, I-I can see how you think

how oral manipulation
is no biggie

but for people who haven't
handled, like, a lot of dicks

a million dicks,
they don't think that way.

- You want I ask v?
- Absolutely not.

- Ask what?
- What?

Oh, just if Svetlana needs
to, uh, watch the girls.

Now that you and kev
are back together.

Oh, we're not back together.

'When I asked him
why he was here'

he said it was because
he got kicked out of the dorm.

That's what happened.
What, am I missing something?

Having nowhere to go
and getting back with your wife

because you want to work
on your relationship?

- Two different things.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

- You want to get back together?
- Not like this.

But I do want to work
on the relationship.

Not what you said.

But that's not the question
you asked!

Well, I shouldn't have had to.

Okay, I-I didn't realize that

when you asked,
"why are you here?"

It meant, "do you want
to get back together?"

Because when you say that

those words, to me,
have a normal meaning.

I didn't know it had
a secret meaning.

But we cleared that up now.
V, come on.

Paco. Hello?

V, got a broken water pipe here.

'It's real bad.'

where?

Well, did you call the plumber?

- Busted pipe in the main room.
- Oh, shit.

Alright, we'll be there
whenever we can.

- We should go deal with this.
- What, we're going together?

Yeah. Not "together" together.

Yeah, well, I meant that too,
alright?

Excuse me
while I go get my tools.

You do that.

I'm not a religious man, per se

but this whiskey will make you
believe in god

maybe even talk to him.

No, no, no, no. Wait, no. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck!

- Who are we hiding from?
- My family.

My sister as much as told me

they're planning
an intervention.

She has a key to my apartment.

They're probably going up
to wait for me, ambush me.

What kind of intervention?

They want to drag me
to the hospital for treatment.

I told them I'm not going,
but my sister thinks

that when I learned
I had cancer

I had a mental breakdown,
and now i'm..

...drinking with
an old homeless man.

That part is true, but..

I'm not homeless.
I told you, I have a home.

I'm just not welcome there.

Should we go up to the roof?
It's a nice place to drink.

Most places are.

Hi, Fiona Gallagher
here for Ian Gallagher.

Ids.

Charming.

Bottom line,
Sammi's a fuckin' snitch.

I know people who take
that shit real serious.

What do you mean?

I mean, people who will
slip that bitch a roofie

strap her to a chair,
and pull her fucking teeth out.

Whoa.

Is he serious?
'Cause I'm on parole.

Much as I might like to,
we are not torturing Sammi.

Nice scooter.

Get back in the vehicle, now.

Jesus, keep your shirt on.

Well, thanks, Theo.

Gi Joe's not
fucking around, huh?

Man's got a rifle.
Just want to point that out.

You warm the cup

with your hands, like this

and swirl to release the aroma.

Inhale..

...and sip.

That's good shit.

Of course it better be
for ten gs.

It tastes like..

...the inside of a barn.

But in a good way, right?

- Ugh, ugh.
- Woman after my own heart.

Oh, god.

Ugh, now they're calling.

Thought you got rid
of that phone.

My sister got me another
so we'd stay connected.

And dying is lonely.
I just wish she understood.

You want to feel alive
up until the day you croak.

Yes, that's it exactly.

I've always been so cautious.

But there's no reason
for that anymore.

Aah.

- Oh, oh, oh, easy.
- Oh!

Oh.

Frank, look at this view.

Uh..

- Hah..
- Uh..

Little windy today.

O-Okay.

Three, two, three. I..

I took ballet till I was 12.

'Fourth position.'

f-fifth position.

- Pirouette.
- Oh, no, no, no. Easy, eas..

Hey.

You okay?

Come on, let's get you
off of this..

Je-Jesus!

'Oh! Oh! Frank!'

oh. Oh, are you okay?

- I dropped my cup.
- I know. It's okay.

- There's plenty more.
- Yeah, yeah.

That's only about
600 bucks worth of booze.

- Oh, frank.
- Hey.

I tell you what,
let's get off this roof

and get our feet
on solid ground, okay?

I know! Let's get crack.

Private Ian Gallagher,
enlisted as Phillip Gallagher

has been accused
of having gone awol

theft and sabotage
of government property

and falsifying
a federal document

specifically an application
to join the us armed forces.

'The awol charge alone
carries a maximum penalty'

'of up to five years in prison.'

'I'm staff sergeant Nathan
kipps, investigating officer.'

'it is my job to determine the
circumstances of these crimes.'

'tomorrow morning,
I will make a recommendation'

'as to whether private Gallagher
will face a court-martial.'

you decide?

Excuse me, sir,
Ian is clinically bipolar.

The army should not be
court-martialing him.

If anything,
you should be helping him.

This diagnosis
was made by a doctor?

Yes, yes, sir, and we can,
uh, we can get you

those medical records, too.

- 'When was the diagnosis made?'
- Recently.

But he's been acting crazy
for-for longer than that.

Yeah, at least this past year.

How would you characterize
his behavior?

Compared to how he used to be?
He's different.

'H-he'll go back and forth
from, you know, being depressed'

to, you know,
incredibly wound up.

Uh, I mean, he-he ran off
with a-a baby for no reason.

He almost hit me in the head
with a baseball bat.

Our mother was bipolar,
so we know what it looks like.

She put us through hell, and..

I-I'm not saying that
you put us through hell

but when they're manic,
they can be destructive.

'In your opinion,
does he require medication?'

'Yes.'

'Is he unable
to care for himself?'

sometimes, yes.

Holy shit.

- 'Niagara Falls.'
- 'is the plumber coming?'

said he could close the pipe

but you gotta get
a flooding service here

to dry off the walls
and the floor.

Gonna be five grand.

To mop up water?
Shit, I can mop up water.

No, no, no,
we're gonna do it ourselves.

This happened to us last year
in the bathroom

and all I did was tighten the..

Oh, what do you call the,
uh, you know what I'm saying.

You still need me?

No, man, you're good.

Alright, I'll text Svetlana

tell her we're gonna be a while.

You know, having
a Russian sex worker

isn't ideal for childcare.

Yeah, but she does
come in handy.

- You didn't fuck her, right?
- What?

I was just checking.

Hell no,
I would never fuck Svetlana.

Or let her blow you?

You let that bitch give you
a blowjob? Seriously?

That's one way of looking at it

but I was practically
a bystander.

If my dick wasn't
physically attached..

Her and her wifely duties.

Bitch is full service.
I should have known.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

"Wifely duties."
Did she say that to you?

Holy shit!

'You had sex with her, too!'

v, that, that is..

...really hot.

But if you're still angry,
so am I. I'm more angry.

Are we even now?
Does that cancel each other out?

- Drop it.
- Got it.

But let me ask you one thing.

Svetlana went down on you,
right?

Or was it kinkier than that?

- You want details?
- Hell yeah.

Me and another woman
getting hot and heavy

doing dirty, nasty things.

- Oh, baby.
- Well, we're not together.

So you don't get stories.
Tighten the damn pipe.

- Oh, nice.
- We're closed, Tommy.

Oh, come on, v,
we don't mind a little water.

Besides, I got a sump pump
at the demo site.

I'll bring it by, if you want.

- 'Really?'
- what's he doing?

Shut-off valve's out back.

I know the shut-off valve
is out back

but this is a lot better
than it was before.

Oh.

Fuck!

Whoo! Make it rain, kev!

Five years? And that's just for
going awol all because of Sammi.

Army guy gets
it wasn't Ian's fault, right?

I don't know.
We'll know tomorrow.

Hey, you got room in there
to take me to the train?

- Always room in a caddy.
- Thanks.

So it went okay?

Did our best.
Sorry to make you wait.

Not at all.

Uh, give me a sec.

- Hi.
- Hey, I just have a minute.

But I got some news.

Okay.

The, uh, tour's off.

'I've been opening for Camille,
and the lead singer'

'has nodes on her vocal chords.'

'so, one more gig
and we're headed home.'

wow. When are you back?

'Couple of days.'

you bummed the tour
got canceled?

No.

'How come?'

I mean, if we're gonna
figure out

how we feel about each other

we should be in the same city.

You've got a point.

♪ It's always hot ♪♪

Everybody comfortable?

No. Put Liam on your lap.

Come here, buddy. Come on.

This, my friends, is how we
properly maintain a broken pipe.

Oh, you're a genius, Tommy.

Alright. So the pump
should drain the water.

Get all your fans together.

I got some fans
in the back of my truck.

We'll bring 'em in here
and dry the place out.

Now, this is gonna get me
free drinks for a year, right?

- Yeah, right. More like a week.
- Top shelf?

Top shelf here is the cheap shit
just on a different shelf.

Yeah. All your outlets
are shorted.

I'm gonna go look for a place
to plug in.

Kev, you're in charge
of the hose, alright?

Alright.

I know this sucks, but..

...it's kind of nice that
we're doing this together

even though we're not together.

There's something I should tell
you. It's not a big deal.

Just so it doesn't come up later
and freak you out.

What, you had a threesome
with Svetlana and Fiona.

No. I went on a date with a guy.

- A date?
- It's no big deal.

I didn't even make it to dinner.

What about you?

I didn't date anyone.

Did you fuck anyone?

Who?

Just girls at the dorm.

Girls? More than one?

I didn't even enjoy it, okay?

And what was I supposed to do?
You left me, and dating's worse!

How the fuck is dating worse?

Dating is the first step
to a relationship.

Sex is the first step to,
you know..

...sex.

V, let's not fight, okay?
Let's not argue.

Can we just talk about
our feelings or some shit?

Do not touch me,
Mr. I let Russian whores blow me

then I fuck random co-eds.

And I felt bad
about dating Eddie Murphy.

I'm a fucking idiot!

Eddie Murphy?

- Thanks for picking me up.
- What happened?

I'll tell you on the way.

Did you say your family lived
near Hamilton park?

Yeah, yeah. Why?

The party might be
near your house.

Uh, 76th and parnell?

Oh, seriously? Yeah, that's, uh,
that's right around the corner.

Thought so.

Oh, in the hood, I thought
your social engagements

would be a bit more, uh..

- Upscale?
- Yeah.

Well, the host is a realtor.

He says the area's
up-and-coming.

I could've driven
with my family.

But I brought you
cocktail attire.

It's a Hugo boss jacket,
shirt, and tie.

Hey, you need a lift
out there again tomorrow?

No, thanks.
I'll have my own car.

'You get roofies,
I Google waterboarding.'

I say we put battery leads
on her nipples

'and light her up
like a fucking Christmas tree.'

that was really nice of you.

Oh, I agree.

Man, I've been with you
since 11:00 A.M.

Haven't seen you eat. I was...
Going to patsy's to close.

What if I were to cook up some
steak and eggs, hash browns?

You can vent about your day.

They're invited.

Debs, you hungry?

No.

You okay with Liam if I go out?

- Yeah.
- And no torturing Sammi, right?

Debs?

Looks like everything's
pretty much handled on this end.

Should we ask him?

They won't have crack,
they're winos.

We'll try up by the overpass.

The worst part about crack
is long-term addiction

but I won't be around
for long-term anything.

And when you think
about the drugs

they would have me on
at the hospital..

What did you say
the survival rate was

for your kind of cancer?

Two percent.

And that's getting treatment,
right?

- Mm.
- What about remission?

What about people
who aren't cured?

- What's your point?
- Just thinking out loud.

You ever talked to someone
getting chemo or radiation?

They feel like someone's clawing
at their teeth from the inside.

They can't remember
what day it is

or keep their eyes open.

They lay in bed all day and
get bed sores that don't heal.

Is that how you
would want to spend

your final days on this planet?

Believe me, I'm at peace
with my decision.

I am with you all the way.

Let's go to the overpass.

I used to be afraid
of train tracks.

Now it feels good
to stand on it

go against my ins, instinct.

Oh, my god,
feel my heart pound.

How about that?

Let's have sex.

Really?

On the tracks.
There's no one around.

- Well, th..
- Yeah.

That wouldn't be my objection.

I'd have sex with you anywhere.

Just, it seems that
this particular location

is fraught
with unnecessary peril.

Yeah.

If you want to stop,
just tell me.

Ooh.

I do like
what they've done to it.

Hey, you know, if they ever go
past that picket fence

they're gonna get
fucking carjacked.

Let me go find norbert.

Who?

Oh, uh, no.
I'm okay, thank you.

Hey. Oh, Dr. Wallace.

Oh, thanks for t-the ride today.

Yeah, I didn't realize
you were coming tonight.

Oh, no?

Hey, listen, um,
I-I know the two of you

you have an understanding,
um, you know

but if it pisses you off
to have me around here

you can, you can just tell me.

Well, I appreciate that

but I have no problem with..

Is that my tie?

So norbert, my friend
from the aerospace lab

didn't make it.

Oh.

After I talked him up.

'Eileen.'

- oh, bill. There's our host.
- Oh, yeah.

'Yeah, and Eileen.'

lip, uh, this is bill,
and that's his wife, Eileen.

- Hi.
- Um, as in lip?

Yeah, yeah, uh, that's it.

Well, we were saying
how much we love the house.

- Yeah.
- The detail.

Mm. Just finished the remodel.

Uh, of course, everyone thinks
we're crazy for moving here.

Not a street you want to walk
alone late at night, hmm?

I know,
this is pretty scary, huh?

Mm, but that is changing.

There's a coffee house
down on maple drive

'and a yoga studio.'

lip grew up down the block.

Really?
Oh, that must have been..

Well, uh, what do you do now?

Oh, I'm an undergrad.

Oh, good for you.
It's impressive.

Yeah? How come?

Well, I just meant that...

I-I like, you know, coffee

you know, but t-the coffee shops
and yoga studios, you know

they-they make it so
the people I grew up with

you know, they can't afford
to live here anymore.

You know, so, so the
neighborhood's getting nicer

but it's just not really the
neighborhood anymore, you know?

Um, listen, excuse me, I'm gonna
go, I'm gonna go get a smoke.

Um, it was nice to meet you.

Uh, you too.

Is that us? 'Cause the tracks
feel like they're vibrating.

I don't know,
but it feels so good.

- Oh!
- Yep, that's a train.

- Oh!
- What do you..

What do you say
we take this party

and move it a few feet that way?

- Not yet, no.
- What?

Oh, no. I'm gonna come. Oh! Oh!

Ah! We gotta go!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

That was amazing!

Oh, I could feel it
in my nerve endings.

- 'Couldn't you? In my..'
- Listen.

- We should clarify something.
- Okay.

Because for me, personally

part of feeling alive
is being alive!

What? I thought.. I thought..

I mean, I thought
we were on the same page.

Since i-I'm dying
and you're an aging alcoholic

with no purpose.. No offense.

I thought that we both..

...wanted to be doing
something crazy when we go.

I was talking
about enjoying life.

- Yeah.
- Not ending it!

I have a brand new liver!

I'm not ready to slice it
into pieces!

Oh. Oh, frank, I'm so sorry.

It's, it's okay.

It's okay.

- The sex was great.
- Yeah.

I-I think it could be great
without the train.

Probably not,
but what's important is that

we understand each other now.

- Of course.
- For you, no trains.

- No.
- And for me..

What I do is my decision.

- Oh, god!
- Why does that upset you?

No!

No! No!

Oh, god.

The Macallan '39.

Tommy say where
he wanted this fan?

You don't have to talk to me.

You can just point me
in the right direction.

'Gonna turn the water back on!'

alright!

Fine, ignore me.

Really mature, when we could be
working through this.

- Who says I want to?
- Oh, my god!

I didn't fuck any of them
more than once!

How many were there?

I'm not sure.

You see? That's how little
they meant to me.

And is this really
what we're fighting about?

Because when you moved out,
it was not about college chicks.

It was because I was lonely, and
you hadn't fucked me in a year!

But apparently, you have
no problem fucking other girls.

Any idea how shitty
that makes me feel?

Baby, I want to
grow old with you.

I'm really sorry
I didn't fuck you before

but...i really, really want
to fuck you now.

I think about it constantly.

- Really?
- You have no idea.

Tell me.

I borrowed lip's school computer
to get online

and I found that porn
that we made

and then I jerked off to it.

- You did?
- Yeah, three times.

That's so sweet.

- 'Yes! Yes!'
- 'Oh! Oh!'

- 'oh, god!'
- 'Oh, baby.'

- 'oh! Oh, my god.'
- 'Oh! Oh!'

There you are. It's you.

Hi, mom.

I almost didn't get in
'cause my license is expired.

They thought I was a Muslim spy
or something.

I'm glad you came.

You know, I, I wasn't sure
you would when I called you.

Of course I would.

I hitched a ride
with a tractor salesman

and, uh, a gorgeous collie dog.

I'd love a dog, you know?

But my boyfriend's allergic,
so..

Oh.. You have a boyfriend.
Since when?

Oh, yes, he's great.

His name is Walter,
and he's very handsome.

- I'd like to meet him.
- Oh, definitely.

I don't know where he is
right now

but, uh, he always turns up.

When are you getting
out of this place?

I'll, I'll know more tomorrow,
but it's..

It's good to see you. Um..

I'm really glad you came,
you know? I just..

I needed someone
to talk to who...Gets it.

- You know, t-the others try...
- Yeah, yeah.

Does Fiona know I'm here?

No, no, they don't know
we still talk.

Oh.

Which is funny

'cause they all say
how alike we are.

That's probably
not a compliment.

Uh.. No, I think it is.

Oh..

Ian, there's always
gonna be people..

...that are gonna try
and fix us.

And you can never
make those people happy.

Like, it breaks their heart
just to look at you.

Yeah, um, um, even Mickey, now.

That's your boyfriend, right?

Yeah. Yeah, you remember him?

I'm sure he means well

but you need to be with people

who accept you for who you are.

And they're out there.

You should never apologize

for being you.

You, Ian.

I love you.

Should we dance on the tables?

Well, it's an option,
but I know what you really want.

You do?

I do.

I'm gonna give it to you.

Holy shit, that looks good.

Gotta crack the eggs
with one hand.

- Can I try?
- Oh, sure.

♪ Oh yeah when you know me.. ♪

Yeah, you.. No.

- Mm.
- Ha-ha-ha!

- Shit.
- Alright.

We'll scramble that one.

Ah, that'll be alright.

Hey, if Ian wants his job back
when he gets out

it's here for him.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

I know that probably
wasn't that fun today

but you did it for his sake.

I'm impressed.

I wonder if I'll end up
taking care of him.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Mickey's got no idea
what he's in for.

I'm scared of the idea, but...

But drawn to it.

Using other people's problems
to ignore your own.

Like you're doing with me.

Yeah, kind of like that.

Yeah, we're good
for each other.

Although, according to na,
I'm not supposed to lean

on anyone that
I'm deeply attracted to.

It complicates things.

'Can you hand me that tray?'

♪ when a woman makes a man
feel like he's needed ♪

♪ like he's in love ♪
♪ oh yeah ♪

♪ and makes him know
he's wanted like.. ♪♪

- Oh.
- Oh, sorry, man.

Didn't see you.

Uh, besides, the line

for the bathroom
was way long, so...

Oh, no, go for it.

It's, uh, it's not my house.

'Yeah.'

I would, uh, shake your hands,
but..

- No, no need.
- Alright.

All this fancy landscaping
seems a little out

of place when you consider
it's kind of...

Before you go and say
it's a shitty neighborhood

you should know
I live right down the block.

Oh.

Then you know
it's a shitty neighborhood.

Hey, you, uh,
you know the owner, or...

No, I just met him.

I mean, he seems nice

but that party is

is not my scene, man.

I think I insulted the guy.

Oh. He deserve it?

Well, he moved here.

Well, then fuck him.

Let's piss in his bushes.

- Hey.
- You made it.

And you two found each other.

What do you mean?

- This is norbert.
- Oh, shit.

Uh, aerospace norbert, right?

Oh. That's how you should
address me.

Look at him,
he's got normal clothes on.

You made me wear
a, a jacket and a tie.

Oh, but you look so nice.

You do look very nice.
You do.

Uh, you want to split
and grab dinner?

You up for that?

- Yeah.
- 'Yeah?'

okay, good. I'll get Theo.

Oh, I'm gonna get a drink
for the road.

Cool, I'll, uh,
I'll just be out front.

Who is it?

Yo. About Sammi...

Shut the door.

I came up with a plan.

- Thought we already did that.
- Shut the door.

Alright.

When Sammi comes back
to put the rest of her stuff

in the moving crate,
we put roofies in the soda.

When she passes out,
we tie her up.

I was wrong, and I'll never
bother any of you again!

So when will you have
the roofies?

- I already gave 'em to her.
- What do you mean?

I mean, she's downstairs
on the floor, passed out.

- Go look.
- Oh!

Okay.

'Hah. No way.
How much did she have?'

enough, I guess.

Let's move her to the chair.

You think family sucks ass,
you stupid bitch?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Her eyes are open.
Is that normal?

- She awake?
- I don't know.

She's not moving.

She's breathing, right?

- Ah, fuck.
- What?

- She's dead.
- What?

Looks like you got that
car battery for nothing.

What do you mean she's dead?

All you gave her was a roofie.

What is a roofie, anyway?

- How much did you give her?
- 'Alright, look, look.'

'she didn't drink enough
to kill her, okay?'

she take other pills? Xanax?

- Percocet?
- How should I know?

I-I mean, she does, she does
take pills in the morning.

Well, there you go. Fuckin'
pill head, serves her right.

We have to call 911.
Th-they can bring her back.

No. Hey, look,
you want to get locked up?

No, I.. Give me the phone!
We.. They can save her!

The fuck they can.
Look at her, she's fuckin' dead.

Oh, no!

Pain in the ass.

You got a hacksaw?

Don't worry about it.
It gets too messy.

Ain't it past his bedtime?

- Liam! No, don't look!
- 'Little late for that.'

look, put the kid to bed,
come back, we'll deal with this.

'Come on, Debbie, go. Go.'

night, buddy!

Oh, well, lookie here.

Oh, look at you, all dapper.

We look like we just
crawled out of a sewer.

- Yeah, why you guys all wet?
- Oh, it's, uh...

It's a long story.

What's up, man?
Why you all dolled up?

- You at this party?
- Uh.. Oh!

Um, this is, uh, helene,
and Theo, and, uh, norbert.

This is, uh, kev and v.

Nice to meet you.

- You live in the neighborhood?
- Yeah. Down there.

Wonderful.

We're not always
this wet and grimy.

Just, uh..

Uh, listen, we were just, we
were just heading out, actually.

- Oh, yeah. Cool.
- Yeah.

Yeah, we gotta get home
anyway.

Alright, well, I'll, you know,
we'll catch up soon?

- Very good night.
- Okay.

- It was nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

They seem nice.

I never thought
I'd do any of that shit

kids are supposed
to dream about, you know?

Being a doctor or an astronaut.

I mean, selling cups,
that felt realistic, but..

I fucked that up anyway.

To self-sabotage.

To self-sabotage.

Is this a date?

I don't know.

Could be.

Why, are you hoping
it is a date?

Or you're afraid
we got mixed signals?

No. I like the signals.

Yeah, I'm enjoying them, too.

It's just, uh..

I recently got married
to someone else

and then five minutes later,
I screwed my ex..

And so you've met your quota?

Sort of..

No.

I-I'm, I'm pretty capable
of maintaining

a slutty streak.

I see.

So, if you and I were
gonna have something real..

...it wouldn't start tonight.

You sold that pretty well.

Good! Good!

- Can I get more hash browns?
- Yeah, yeah.

So when does the quota reset?

'Cause, um,
I'm free tomorrow night, too.

Fucking gross.

When's the moving company
pick this shit up?

You're asking me?

I'm just saying, if it's days

she's gonna smell..

Fuck!

Mickey, debs.
This is Bianca.

- Hello.
- Say, is, uh, lip at school?

- He's not in his room, is he?
- No.

- What's in the crate?
- How the fuck should I know?

- You were locking it.
- I wasn't locking it.

I never touched that lock.
Get your eyes checked.

I-It's true, I was right here.
He never touched it.

- Okay.
- I don't feel well.

We'll be inside.

What the fuck's a girl like that
doing with frank, anyway?

♪ Same beat y'all ♪

♪ just keep
that same old beat y'all ♪

♪ lord that's plenty ♪

♪ it feels so good
to be this high ♪

♪ oh baby ♪

♪ lord don't stop now ♪

♪ oh honey
play it funky y'all ♪

♪ I like that y'all ♪

♪ just give it
just like you got it ♪

♪ are you ready? ♪
♪ yes ♪

♪ are you ready? ♪
♪ yes ♪

♪ just keep
that same old beat y'all ♪

♪ ow ♪♪

Everything alright?

- That was fun.
- Too much scotch?

Just cancer.

I brought you
a banana and some water

to help settle the stomach.

Thanks.

So, how do we do this?

Do I just put it in the pipe
and light it?

Uh..

Let's smoke some reefer
instead.

Huh? I already tried it.

It's just that
crack really plays havoc

on the old immune system.

Oh, if you don't want any,
I totally get it.

I don't.. I-I didn't...

Can you just hold the lighter?

'Please?'

thanks.

Here we go.

Oh, my god. I can't believe it.

Oh, my god.

Tired yet?

Mm, not even.

You sound tired.

Gus called
and asked how I was doing.

I didn't tell him that
we were at an army base.

Or that Ian was in trouble.

I said I had nothing to report.

I don't know why I did that.

We want people to think

we live reasonable lives.

I don't mean to cast aspersions
on your relationship

with your husband,
but I'd like to point out

that when I came in
this morning..

...you told me
what was happening.

'In detail.'

tired yet?

Frank! Frank!

- What?
- 'My family is here.'

- for fuck's sake...
- In the room.

- Morning.
- My god.

Bianca, you have to come with us
to the hospital.

The doctors are expecting us.

We're calling the police.

You broke into his house.

We didn't break in.

Uh, mom?

- Oh, for god's sake.
- 'Sorry.'

morning wood. Sorry.

I have a pair of pants
around if you've seen 'em.

The crack pipe is bad enough,
but this guy?

If you beat the cancer
and learn you have aids...

Oh, god!
How did you even find me?

Did you follow us here?

- You texted me.
- What?

I woke to your text
this morning

asking us to get you,
with the address.

Even said you'd
leave the door open.

- See?
- No. No, I never sent that.

- 'Well, someone did.'
- Well..

- Why would you do that?
- What? No!

- I-I-I...
- Oh, my god!

Well, I thought maybe if we got

another couple of months
together or years even..

Can you blame me?
We have a connection.

I am not in love with you,
frank.

Please, can you, can you please
just wait downstairs?

I'll get dressed and..
Wait for me.

I'll come and meet you.

I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, dad.

I'm, i-I'm sorry about that.
I was high.

- I wasn't thinking clearly.
- There is a back stairway, yes?

You're not going to the
hospital? Where are you going?

Thinking Costa Rica!

Oh, my god.

That is perfect.

Just, uh, give me
a couple of minutes.

I gotta,
I gotta find my passport.

My meds.
I cannot forget my meds.

Goodbye, frank.

Dying is lonely.
We know that.

Doesn't have to be.

Do you even have a passport?

Who's Diego Mustafa?

I have no idea.
But it's worked before.

Scoot over.

Hi, Fiona Gallagher
here to see our brother, Ian.

- Ian Gallagher was released.
- Fuckin' a.

- Oh, my god.
- That's amazing.

Guess there's an upside to be a
psycho, huh? We clear to go in?

Actually, Mr. Gallagher's not
at this facility.

'I need you to back it up
and exit that Lane.'

wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Where is he?

Mr. Gallagher was released
into the care

of a Monica Gallagher.

Fuck.

Holy shit.

Hey.

Oh, enjoy your big,
empty, lonely SUV

you motherfucking
yuppie piece of shit!

Don't worry.
We'll get another one.

Oh, yes!
Ooh, Ian, come on. Come on.

Anywhere south of here is great.

Oh, a dog!

Oh, I want a dog!

Oh!

Hey. Well, thanks.

Ooh, get warm with the dog.

'Help! Help!'

♪ feel my pain and come inside ♪

♪ or stay the course ♪

♪ with a bulldozing force ♪

♪ riding on
a demon-possessed horse ♪

♪ there's a place out there ♪

♪ people go
and never come back ♪♪